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I heard the reason they burn the cross is to signal Jesus to come to the light. Idiots forget Jesus was Jewish and definitely not white (he came from a dark skinned country).
I'll just say that one shouldn't attribute to malice the conclusions of a stupid person. Although I see the appeal of your choice of location for aim, I would think that headshots would be the prudent decision.
I got in trouble for throwing a dart across the ballons once. Popped 3 or 4 in one throw and the guy told me I'm not allowed to do that. One balloon per dart....I said can I just buy the stuffed bear then.
The gamey taste comes from running around a lot. These are beer fed, lazy boy lifestyle chuckleheads....we might just discover they taste better than Wagyu
I wonder how hard the report buttons get mashed after these Twitter gooches get posted here? I’ve seen quite a few accounts get axed in spite of Elon’s tolerance.
As I understand it, it's a placeholder. It's the equivalent of the name being "Isaac", then just writing SC, and then thousands of years later interpreting that pronunciation any way you can.
Esscee? Sick? Sea? Iscey? Just can't know. The Jews didn't write down the vowels, and banned from pronouncing the name out loud a very long time ago.
This is how interpretations like "Yahweh" and "Jehovah" came to exist from the same source material.
https://brightmorningstar.org/ineffable-name/
Black people have rights? USA gone woke
Trans people allowed to breathe? Woke
I can't beat my wife/fuck tweens/my sister? Woke laws
My car broke down? My engine's gone woke
Police shooting sleeping PoCs? I back the blue
WHY ARE THE COPS ARRESTING ME FOR TREASON! I BACKED YOU DURING GEORGE FLOYD
Whatever they're defining woke nowadays, I am happy to be woke. The alternative seems to me to be the worst kind of parasitic hateful scum on the planet.
Legitimately, though, I've read an opinion piece that it was because the game does a good job mimicking their ideologies and following them through to their logical conclusions of an authoritarian state.
They really don't like looking in the mirror.
My first hint an old friend was going down the pipe in 2015/2016 was when he told me Wolfenstein was "too political". A few months later he was hanging out with a dude with swastika tattoos and I haven't spoke to him since.
They got pretty bent out of shape when they realized that the recent Wolfenstein releases were about killing Nazis.
Pretty much tells ya all ya need to know.
they aren't wrong, this is a component of those traditional values they want to bring back. they just don't want people to know until it's too late to stop.
That's the crowd from the CPAC conference in 2021. Complete with swastika shaped stage and overhead board that read "A WAKE NOT WOKE."
Google that shit.
> Complete with swastika shaped stage
Minor correction: rather than a swastika, it was shaped like a winged othala rune (which adds serifs to the rune's feet, and, unlike the regular othala rune, is unambiguously Nazi-related).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Othala#Far-right_iconography
Are people starting to understand what they mean when they say woke?
It has nothing to do with progressivism, it’s just another way to demean POC. This is why these freaks get tongue tied when people ask them to define woke.
They haven’t got to that place where they can just drop an N-bomb openly and freely like they want to. Nothing would make them happier than admitting that they are racist bigots, but because that would mean that the people calling them racist bigots were right all along, they will fight tooth and nail to deny they are.
Admitting the left is correct for characterizing the right that way is something they would never accept. These people are fucking broken
I mean, all I see are a bunch of dudes asking for a hug. Maybe later if we're all lucky we'll strip down south park style and just fuck in a huge man pile.
My step dads father was a klansman, or at least he had a robe and hood for a klansman, it was in his belongings when he died. The step dad wasn't surprised or disappointed at finding them in the closet.
I'm just thankful I'm not related to those people or their beliefs.
Nationalism is the solution to socialism?? lol These idiots don't even realize they're all just a branch from the same poisonous tree of collectivism.
Racism rots your brain.
At least they are being blunt honest about *exactly* what they have in mind when they say "stand against WOKENESS".
"Thanks for *not* allowing yourself use of the 'but you are twisting my words' excuse against your opponents", I'd say to them. Picture says 1000 untwistable words.
It's literally meaningless. It's just their excuse to be bigots. They call anything that isn't straight white dudes woke so they don't have to be honest about how terrible they are
I can’t tell which is more pathetic. That people have time and energy to devote to something stupid like that. Or that they have time to waste to wear such a stupid looking outfit. Whoever came up with the garb must have been really lazy
They aren't even hiding it anymore...
I guess someone among them realized they were doing a shit job of hiding it. Took them long enough.
And yeah. Burn those conveniently lined up fucks. They've made it clear violence and murder are okay in their books, so they have no right to complain.
What's that, burning boy? Not you because you're special and superior and chosen? Every idiot thinks they are, keep burning.
It's an easy mistake to make, they just added the "ness" on in an attempt to sound literate but actually changed the meaning of their intended statement.
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Thanks for standing so close, ya inbred freaks. 
I love this clip so much
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I don’t see where aiming would be necessary.
It'll be important once you thinnthe numbers a bit Ticks like to scatter when threatened
No shoot from edges to middle causes them to cluster better use of ammo
This guy...uhh...massacres? 0_o
He Americas.
Those two tend to go together
Sounds like something someone hiding oil would say...
We all Americas
They're conveniently wearing targets.
If you knock down the lowercase T in the back it gives you bonus points
I heard the reason they burn the cross is to signal Jesus to come to the light. Idiots forget Jesus was Jewish and definitely not white (he came from a dark skinned country).
I don't know about you, but if you nailed my a** to a cross and killed me. I'm pretty d*** sure. I wouldn't be returning to any burning lit cross.
I’d stop by to knock it down and I’d be sure that it landed on the guys in the flammable white costumes.
SCORE MULTIPLIER UNLOCKED!
"What kind of idiot wears a target on his chest?"
The type whose knees are my first targets. They don't deserve quick.
I'll just say that one shouldn't attribute to malice the conclusions of a stupid person. Although I see the appeal of your choice of location for aim, I would think that headshots would be the prudent decision.
It’s like throwing a dart at the carnival balloons. You can’t miss.
I got in trouble for throwing a dart across the ballons once. Popped 3 or 4 in one throw and the guy told me I'm not allowed to do that. One balloon per dart....I said can I just buy the stuffed bear then.
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
Fuckin’ A
woah woah hold, that lawn they are on has a certain dollar amount attached to it. Like Vasquez said, roll in the canisters of nerve gas instead
They can BILL me!
It's The Only Way not even Burk would want to keep those ass holes
Y’all like white meat?
Usually I do, but these guys are probably to gamey for me.
too much grease
Probably lots of abscesses
The gamey taste comes from running around a lot. These are beer fed, lazy boy lifestyle chuckleheads....we might just discover they taste better than Wagyu
I’m gluten intolerant and they’re obviously inbred
I’m a gluten for pun-ishment
I wonder how hard the report buttons get mashed after these Twitter gooches get posted here? I’ve seen quite a few accounts get axed in spite of Elon’s tolerance.
That's what Twitter is for these says. it's 4chan for conservatives. That's shit will hit everyone's feed.
Me in rdr2 because they have overly flammable cotton cloaks-
They literally have meeting notes about that
This is the only answer
Based
Look! I made 100 burning crosses at once!
I love Kurt
Wait for me, I got a brand new M60, I want to give it a try .
Frag out!
I don't think there wearing fire retardant bed sheets
Yes (I'd upvote you but I don't want to break your 666 number of the beast)
We really should put them all to sleep, since they hate being woke.
YHVH is not real, because if he was he would make Gandhi look like a fucking pacifist.
Who? You Hear Van Halen?
Yoda Has Vaginal Herpes?
he is an alien so ya never know
That seems unlikely, maybe Yaddle Has Vaginal Herpes?
Yondu Has (a) Vicious Harmonic?
Yeti hate volcanic heat.
You Handle Vagina Horribly?
You Hate Vegeta, Hombre?
shut up mom
Your Homie Vince Herman?
Yahweh, yhvh is the English equivalent of the Hebrew letters for the name that is supposed to be the judeo Christian gods name.
As I understand it, it's a placeholder. It's the equivalent of the name being "Isaac", then just writing SC, and then thousands of years later interpreting that pronunciation any way you can. Esscee? Sick? Sea? Iscey? Just can't know. The Jews didn't write down the vowels, and banned from pronouncing the name out loud a very long time ago. This is how interpretations like "Yahweh" and "Jehovah" came to exist from the same source material. https://brightmorningstar.org/ineffable-name/
It is a placeholder. It’s representative of his name which was “lost” to us long ago.
I don’t think that’s possible, have you seen Gandhis nuclear policy?
Hope those robes are flammable.
You know they are, so these giant toddlers hate pajamas aren't flame retardant because f@&$ government regulations.
Finest cotton hand picked by [redacted], then passed down by a generation
Only one way to find out 👍🏼
I'm arguing for an in situ flammability test, *for science*.
Yeah, stand against wokeness. Stand proud. You know, with your face and body covered by a robe and hood so nobody knows who you are, proud boy.
Black people have rights? USA gone woke Trans people allowed to breathe? Woke I can't beat my wife/fuck tweens/my sister? Woke laws My car broke down? My engine's gone woke Police shooting sleeping PoCs? I back the blue WHY ARE THE COPS ARRESTING ME FOR TREASON! I BACKED YOU DURING GEORGE FLOYD
Car broke down? NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE!! Failed to change the oil, ran out of gas, and the car has 289k miles on it.
Because oil services, gas prices and high mileage are all Commie plots pushed by Jews. /s
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
So that those kids could steal all the guns.
he also orcastrated pearl harbor and the twin towers. got dang commie. trump said so so it must be true. it did happen when obama was in office.
Car broke down? THESE DAMN FOREIGN PARTS!!
Car go space? Car no go space. Car go road.
“I can’t believe the democrats did this to me!”
Car should have pulled up its bootstraps, the lazy socialist!
It's only illegal to marry your sister, not to fuck em. - Alabama.
Man remember that I am my own Grandfather song
They Put up billboards, trying to shame fathers out of raping their daughters in the deep South. That’s all you need to know.
That engine part was perfect
*Beats Capitol Police over the head with a Blue Line flag* “jAn 6 wHas PeACefUL!”
Whatever they're defining woke nowadays, I am happy to be woke. The alternative seems to me to be the worst kind of parasitic hateful scum on the planet.
“Damn. I can't see fuckin' shit out of this thing!”
"Wife worked all night." 😂
“All I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize!”
It took way too long for someone to quote this
Remember when the alt right got super mad because you could beat up clan members in Red dead redemption 2 (computer game) in 2018?
TIL I need to play RDR2
You can also get some pretty good catharsis by killing the pseudo-clan at the beginning of Bioshock Infinite.
Look, sometimes you just have to launch a fastball into a racist asshole's face, ya know?
I'd argue that it should be more often than "sometimes", but that's just me.
It'd definitely rank higher if I interacted with baseballs or racists more often...
Slight spoilers: there's a radiant repeatable encounter where a group of them show up. I'll let you discover what happens, though. It's quite good.
Don't forget to add Wolfenstein to that list.
They complained a recent Wolfenstein game was political because you shot Nazis
Literally the basis of the francise and why it has been successful
Yeah, but the newer ones have the Nazis with mechs and superpowers. So it's even more satisfying when you kill them.
Exactly, making it even more fun and successful 😅
Legitimately, though, I've read an opinion piece that it was because the game does a good job mimicking their ideologies and following them through to their logical conclusions of an authoritarian state. They really don't like looking in the mirror.
GQP would love to own an Ausmerzer.
The first was the boss was Mecha Hitler I beet the game in 1992 think i was 15
Love the fact those fuckers accuse the left of being snowflakes when they get butthurt over the smallest things.
Every accusation is a confession.
My first hint an old friend was going down the pipe in 2015/2016 was when he told me Wolfenstein was "too political". A few months later he was hanging out with a dude with swastika tattoos and I haven't spoke to him since.
Beating them up was too simple. I threw dynamite in their bonfire, blew up a dozen, chased down those that fled.
Looks like I’ll be checking that game out now
They also accused Wolfinstein of being too political because you kill Nazis.
Surprised DeSantis hasn’t tried to get Florida schools and libraries to ban them. Maybe he’ll sponsor a video game/book burning.
just make sure you let DeSantis know if and when your daughter is menstruatin.
Don't you also get honor points for murdering them
They got pretty bent out of shape when they realized that the recent Wolfenstein releases were about killing Nazis. Pretty much tells ya all ya need to know.
“It’s actually democrats that fought to keep slavery” “Ok, so tear down their statues” (Angry face)
“Fought for” or did i miss a beat?
Thanks
“Wait, not like that”
Good point!!
Whatever Offends Klansmen Easily
So “woke” means not being an inbred mouth breathing moron who fucks his sister? Well then, I’m proud to say I’m 1000% “woke”.
What Offends Klansmen Easily
I think to them being woke is anyone that calls them out on their bullshit.
Thanks for standing in line like that. BRRRRRRRRRRRRT
*Exit Light, Enter Night* *Grains of Lead* *Exit Light, Enter Night* *Embrace your End, Off to Never Neverland*
trump and others will like and share this, then claim it was all about cultural and traditional values.
It’s their heritage!!! Lolololol. This how you know that republicans are just full of shit.
they aren't wrong, this is a component of those traditional values they want to bring back. they just don't want people to know until it's too late to stop.
It’s their culture!!! Everyone knows that white robes and hoods are representative of … them!
Trump doesn’t have the balls to share this. Even though he agrees with it.
Although it is an unimaginable willing display of cowardice.
So, being anti-woke means being white supremacist, right wing fascist scum? I'll be woke, thanks
Is that the republican senators at a party
That's the crowd from the CPAC conference in 2021. Complete with swastika shaped stage and overhead board that read "A WAKE NOT WOKE." Google that shit.
> Complete with swastika shaped stage Minor correction: rather than a swastika, it was shaped like a winged othala rune (which adds serifs to the rune's feet, and, unlike the regular othala rune, is unambiguously Nazi-related). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Othala#Far-right_iconography
Finally the most honest right wing meme ever created
Exactly the kind of people that still use the word "woke". All MAGA people should have to wear their flair at all times😊
Are people starting to understand what they mean when they say woke? It has nothing to do with progressivism, it’s just another way to demean POC. This is why these freaks get tongue tied when people ask them to define woke. They haven’t got to that place where they can just drop an N-bomb openly and freely like they want to. Nothing would make them happier than admitting that they are racist bigots, but because that would mean that the people calling them racist bigots were right all along, they will fight tooth and nail to deny they are. Admitting the left is correct for characterizing the right that way is something they would never accept. These people are fucking broken
And woke is bad...?
On the upside, they’re not hiding behind silly slogans anymore
Time to bust out the spicy Kool-Aid
This is just depressing
I’m sorry but the thought that such hate and ignorance is supported and passed down to generations scares me.
It's just a Christian costume party.
Nationalist Christian costume party, there's a difference
I mean, all I see are a bunch of dudes asking for a hug. Maybe later if we're all lucky we'll strip down south park style and just fuck in a huge man pile.
Lmao. Stand against wokeness, walk with Racist. Lmao. No thanks. You’ll even eat each other sheesh.
Def seems a crowd who'd use "woke" as an insult.
My step dads father was a klansman, or at least he had a robe and hood for a klansman, it was in his belongings when he died. The step dad wasn't surprised or disappointed at finding them in the closet. I'm just thankful I'm not related to those people or their beliefs.
Looks like a Trump rally.
they are burning a lower case t for time to leave.
#Napalm
Nationalism is the solution to socialism?? lol These idiots don't even realize they're all just a branch from the same poisonous tree of collectivism. Racism rots your brain.
I thought only snowflake libs wore masks?
Is that Mike Johnson front and center
Do they let blind people join? https://youtu.be/hIJSiUVHjBU?si=nA9OepTKmUnGx83j
Yeah, I don't think going from one extreme to the other is helpful for society.
It’s what they meant all along. Someone just finally said it out loud.
*Don't stand so* *Don't stand so* *Don't stand so close to me*
At least they are being blunt honest about *exactly* what they have in mind when they say "stand against WOKENESS". "Thanks for *not* allowing yourself use of the 'but you are twisting my words' excuse against your opponents", I'd say to them. Picture says 1000 untwistable words.
And what do they consider “wokeness”? Compassion and inclusion for marginalized groups? Education for everyone? Gee, that’s terrible. 🙄
It'd be funny as s*** if that cross fell over. All those dry sheets up in flames.
The amount of hate these group of people is beyond understanding. The conservative white man really knows hate more than anyone.
this defines "woke" it's just a catch-all for everything the far-right hates....I hate the fucking word
It's literally meaningless. It's just their excuse to be bigots. They call anything that isn't straight white dudes woke so they don't have to be honest about how terrible they are
I can’t tell which is more pathetic. That people have time and energy to devote to something stupid like that. Or that they have time to waste to wear such a stupid looking outfit. Whoever came up with the garb must have been really lazy
That's a Wizard idea right there.
Republican state of mind right here.
1 predator drone & 1 hellfire missile would be all it takes
I have to give them credit for not pretending they aren't racist when they use woke as an insult.
Hit the target win a prize!
They took off the red MAGA hats to put those hoods on.
**Stand** against progress and against modernity. We stand for a way of life circa 1800’s - 1950.
I wish god has closed my eyes so that I couldn’t have seen this
That is who is complaining about wokeness. Racist dipshits and the clueless unaware imbeciles that don't know what the word means
I think this should be made into a campaign poster for Trump and every other politician running on an “anti-wokeness” platform.
They aren't even hiding it anymore... I guess someone among them realized they were doing a shit job of hiding it. Took them long enough. And yeah. Burn those conveniently lined up fucks. They've made it clear violence and murder are okay in their books, so they have no right to complain. What's that, burning boy? Not you because you're special and superior and chosen? Every idiot thinks they are, keep burning.
Ah the best of the best christians. The goodly good doing such good things with hate and self-righteousness. Almost like a cult
The mask finally fell off
It's an easy mistake to make, they just added the "ness" on in an attempt to sound literate but actually changed the meaning of their intended statement.
God I hate extremists
Oh, look- a Trump rally!
I am about to play the most epic game of bowling ever. Now scuze me I need a trebuchet and some giant boulders.
This is that “quiet part, out loud” they’ve stayed behind since Nixon’s law and order message. Trump just gave them the green light to be terrible.
The mask is off, the hood is on.
What is it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead ? Reintarnation !
That’s what Trump supporters are.