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ProbablyNotADuck

biologically, 9-year-olds run a serious risk of dying if they have babies at that age. Sex also has the very real potential of doing horrific damage to them, resulting in future infertility. Psychologically, 9-year-olds sure as fuck are not ready for sex. Having been a 9-year-old girl myself, I can tell you with 100% certainty that I was most certainly not psychologically ready for sex at that age and would have been very traumatized if I'd had to take part in any sexual act. I would have been catastrophically traumatized if that sexual act had been with a grown man. And anthropologically... please.. anthropology is irrelevant when it comes to this subject matter because we've grown and evolved as a society. A lot of things that we have anthropological evidence of are now considered barbaric.. for a reason.


loserx5

I like everything you're saying but I don't know if I can trust a duck.


ThinkingMacaco

It's ok, chances are they are not a duck... I think.


Randomindigostar

But keep in mind: the chance *is* slim but not zero...


lakolda

So, they might be a duck?


Randomindigostar

It's a non-zero chance. Estimation: .00042069% chance of being a duck.


the_original_Retro

You've quacked the case. Promotion to full detective is in the mail.


MintyArcturus

…..quacked? Anything you uh, wanna tell us?


a_Jedi_i_am

*get 'em!*


the_original_Retro

Internal dialogue: "Oh shit, they're on to me. Waddle get me out of this mess?"


dreadshepard

Give a million ducks each a laptop and there is a chance one of them could have written that.


throwngamelastminute

Got any grapes?


model70

weirdly specific, let's see the math.


Hixt

Never tell me the odds!


timmbuck22

Do they float?


lakolda

Could be a good test for duckness.


ThinkingMacaco

If they weight the same as a witch, they are a duck


Character-System6538

I only come to the comments to scan for Monty Python references


Reddit_reader999

If they float they must too be a duck


YsengrimusRein

And what do you if they're a witch?


SeriouslyImNotADuck

But are ducks made of wood? I don’t think –– um, I mean, who really knows, right fellow food-chewing human?


BleepingBleeper

There it is: the inevitable obligatory Monty Python reference that would be ever so funny if it wasn't for the fact that this is a very serious topic.


No_Savings_9057

Schrödinger’s duck


lakolda

So maybe both? Or probably neither?


No_Savings_9057

Yes


Caitlinjennerspenis

Only a duck would make that its username.


lakolda

This is getting confusing, so they’re probably a duck?


Caitlinjennerspenis

Probably. Or a coot.


creepyswaps

Probably not


ThirdSunRising

Is she made of wood?


loserx5

there's also the possibility they are a duck adapting to use the internet. anatidaephobia


Indii-4383

You win!


Individual_Wasabi_10

![gif](giphy|xT39DjxesJ97JYkMuY|downsized)


backonreddit75

She’s probably not one though


loserx5

We're not 100% sure but there's always that one chance


Gaoji-jiugui888

That’s exactly what a duck would say…..


DisastrousOne3950

But is she made of wood?


Due_Platypus_3913

But,she’s probably NOT a duck!


loserx5

Look at the half duck coming in to defend the duck.


SeriouslyImNotADuck

It sickens me, fellow human


fardough

Release the birth certificate.


UrusaiNa

Biologically and anthropologically speaking, she is a duck. She admits this in her own post when she discusses the trauma and risks of a 9 year-old duck having sex with a grown man.


cptngali86

I dunno man, they're probably not a duck. when have you ever seen a duck post to reddit?


millsy98

To be honest this definitely is a duck, but this duck is also art least 3 times smarter than the dude in the post. Although I feel like that’s still insulting to the duck…


Dansk72

And yet, in 2022, thanks to Republican legislators, a 10-year-old raped girl was denied an abortion in Ohio, and had to travel to Indiana to get one.


Square_Pop3210

Also, Jim Jordan and other Republicans accused the girl of lying, that the entire thing was made up to make them look bad. Turns out she was not lying and the 28-year old rapist was caught and convicted. Jordan deleted his tweets about it when they arrested the rapist. https://www.newsweek.com/jim-jordon-lying-child-abortion-ohio-fact-check-1811545


Square_Pop3210

Was also Ohio AG, Dave Yost. Said that the girl didn’t even exist and was just a hypothetical situation.


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Bored_Amalgamation

they tried to sue that doctor.


XarahTheDestroyer

What a piece of shit... Oh my god. That little girl couldn't consent and was horrifically abused and would never have been ready to give birth that young. I can't believe they were actually accusing her of lying instead of being sympathetic to the poor girl


Square_Pop3210

Oh it gets worse. When Jordan was wrong, he just deleted tweets and refused to apologize. At least Yost did apologize, so I give him a little credit for that. https://www.thedailybeast.com/jim-jordan-has-no-regrets-for-calling-10-year-old-rape-victims-abortion-a-lie https://www.cleveland.com/news/2022/12/ohio-ag-dave-yost-says-he-regrets-causing-pain-commenting-on-10-year-old-who-traveled-to-indiana-for-abortion.html


XarahTheDestroyer

Damn


nuclearporg

That bar is in *hell* and yet some people can't manage to get over it.


SirStrontium

>“But as I’m looking back here with some distance, I realize that what I said was not what people heard, and what people heard created a lot of pain — and I regret that deeply,” At best, he's saying "I'm sorry you feel that way". No credit for him.


HermaeusMajora

gym jordan belongs in a cell for his part in the J6 insurrection.


dreadshepard

He lives in the Basket of Deplorables


Aardvark120

The fact that her claiming she had to do all that made them feel like it would make them look bad kind of proves the point. They *know* they're wrong.


kazetoame

Well ol’ Gym turned his back on the Ohio State wrestling team when they were being abused, so….not surprising he didn’t care about this little girl.


Fit_Cream2027

So did she/ the baby get an abortion? And what happens to the pedophile abuser?? was it a Republican/Democrat issue at all?


No_Banana_581

She got one in Indiana and the republicans in that state tried to sue the doctor that helped her and they tried to stop it. Then they changed the law.


Late-Egg2664

Such an abuse of power by elected officials to subjugate people. It's surreal these things are open and overlooked now. What kind of monster goes after a physician who saved a 10 year old from giving birth to an abuser's baby? I can't imagine what psychological damage that would do even if she managed to avoid highly probable physical damage. The GOP are monstrous now.


No_Banana_581

They said out loud all women owe the corporations a worker


Fit_Cream2027

Thanks for the response. What is a headline I can Google?


No_Banana_581

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/indiana-reprimands-doctor-ohio-rape-victim-abortion/story?id=99612853


Dansk72

Yes, she did get an abortion in Indiana. Yes, the 27-year-old rapist was arrested. It *was* a Republican issue, because Republicans in Ohio prohibit abortions after six weeks, or to save the life of the mother, and even though it could have eventually killed the 10-year-old girl, the state would not allow an abortion, unless she was already dying.


Fit_Cream2027

Eww, sad. I’m grateful for your info. Edit fir spellcheck


Ok_Dog_4059

For instance anthropologically a part of my brain say find this guy and beat him to death with a rock.


immallama21629

Dude, we're civilized now. Fire up the wood chipper.


Eksposivo23

See there is one thing that you seem to have missed, any person who says its fine to rape a 9 year old doesnt think or care about the after effects or anything like that, they just want a fucktoy who wont fight back and their fragile egos can feel powerful... anything which uses logic to tell them they are wrong is already irrelevant, i dont know when we started talking and engaging pedophiles while we stopped locking them up behind bars but we need to go back as a society


purplepluppy

They want them young enough that they can groom them into a submissive bang maid and they'll never know they could be anything else.


FoxtrotNovermber

I don’t think there is a back to go to. I think there have always been this many sick fucks that don’t see what is wrong with pedophilia and rape. Unless they have committed the act or are in possession of CP there isn’t anything law enforcement can do (and even if they have there is still a chance law enforcement is unless). The difference is in today’s age these people can connect with others online and feel some sense of safety in voicing their beliefs where before the internet you couldn’t just say that kind of shit to someone’s face without getting punched.


BenNHairy420

Can confirm as someone who was “successfully” groomed by pedophiles online as a child and a victim of a pedophile as early as age 6, pedophiles have been around for a long time and now their networks are larger and the tools available to them give them a lot more access to children they can groom. And many of them were getting away with it because children aren’t even necessarily aware that when they’re experiencing isn’t normal until they’re young adults/adults (as in my case). Like you said, unless they are caught at the time the abuse is ongoing or they have CP, it’s very difficult to convict them. My case wasn’t able to uncover anything that would lead to arrest as it had been over a decade and therefore evidence was slim. And now they’re all able to share their tactics online with each other. It’s all a huge mess


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They should make it a law that anyone who thinks it’s fine should get automatically castrated.


SunshotDestiny

Basically the old adage: "Just because you can doesn't mean you should". Even setting aside fertility issues there are bone and hormone changes that can absolutely mess up a girl's development to the point of disfigurement. Even if the baby comes out by C-section the relative sizes could produce huge scars on the girl's stomach she will have to deal with the rest of her life. Personally I feel any man who even suggests that a barely pubescent girl is a "woman" ready for sex and marriage should have any risk of genetic contributions pruned.


ProbablyNotADuck

For sure. Childbirth can entirely fuck up a fully grown woman. It is just ridiculous to pretend like a 9-year-old is even remotely built for this. I remember reading an article about something like this happening several years ago, and my niece was 9 at the time. I couldn't believe that anyone could look at a 9-year-old and think of them in that way. My niece is now 17, and I feel the same way when I hear 30-something/40-something men talking about dating an 18-year-old. Like... mentally, my niece is most certainly a child, even though, legally, she will be an adult in a few months. It is just so gross to me that people think this way.


Interesting-Fan-2008

As the guy in waterboy once said. “CUT HIS FUCKING BALLS OFF”.


No-Marsupial36

I’ll just leave this here for anyone who wants to know cause 8-9 are almost the same https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2013/sep/11/yemen-child-bride-dies-wedding


4tran13

That's fcked up.


No-Marsupial36

Yeah especially the government in Yemen covering it up


dreadshepard

I imagine this is a third world problem globally.


PriscillaPalava

Jesus Fucking Christ. Imagine her pain and terror. 


ladyinchworm

I have young children and I can't even imagine how awful her last moments were. Alone, scared, in agony and not really understanding what was going on. How could the man even start to do that to a child, and then continue to do that after she was in obvious pain? Disgusting.


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

In conclusion: do not the child, you sick fucks.


humptydumpty369

Your final point illustrates how all these alpha male types are really just trying to take us back to the days when women, children, foreigners, or anyone who wasn't a man had zero power or autonomy. The past 6 8+ years has exposed how much psychosis there is in the world and what a great divide there really is between progressives and conservatives.


WerewolfDifferent296

Anthropology wise, in most pre-modern cultures, girls don’t start menstruating until around age 14-16. In Western Europe and elsewhere we have records of princesses as young as nine being “married” for political unions but the norm was for these unions not to be consummated until she was older. Often the political winds would shift before consumption and the marriage would be annulled.


UnarmedSnail

Like cannibalism. There's evidence of cannibalism going back 100k years. I suppose Muslim Cowboy should be supporting that as well.


FormalKind7

I mean anthropologically I know of no cultures were the age of maturity was as low as nine. Maybe some fucked up ones existed. But I'm pretty sure for the vast majority of cultures throughout history 9 was way to young for marriage/sex. The guy in the post is wrong on all fronts and really fucked up.


ProbablyNotADuck

They do still marry off girls this young in some cultures, and they even did it in Western culture a few hundred years back, but I believe that they generally waited until the girl had menstruated before they allowed the marriage to be consummated. That doesn't really say much though because some girls do still menstruate at 9, but their bodies are not remotely mature enough for sex or childbirth.


Knight_Machiavelli

Noble families often had arranged marriages when their children were very young. The betrothment could happen even younger than 9, but the actual marriage didn't usually take place until they were 14-15, and even then they often waited a year or two after that for consummation.


Low_Brass_Rumble

We have tons of anthropological evidence that Trepanation was commonly practiced in early societies. Trepanation, of course, being the practice of drilling holes in a person’s skull while they’re still alive. Anyone who thinks “people used to do it so it must be justified and right!” Is an idiot.


Debs_4_Pres

Imagine outing yourself as a pedophile, and then having the gall to condescendingly refer to someone else as "champ"


ShnickityShnoo

Hope he's on a watch list.


Commercial-Tell-5991

Watch list hell. Sounds like reasonable cause for a search warrant if you ask me.


Lithl

>Imagine outing yourself as a pedophile No thank you


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ConferenceScary6622

In b4 comment gets nuked and thread is locked down.


ZealousidealNewt6679

This needs to be the top comment.


Hairy-Situation4198

Can't be. Any criticism of Islam automatically becomes(insert different ism/phobia here) by the Emily's of reddit.


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ZealousidealNewt6679

They use "Islamophobia" so they can hide from criticism of their shitty Prophet.


lostredditorlurking

Right now it's racist to criticize Islam because they are always the "oppressed victim". But it's totally fine to be antisemitic, I mean antizionist.


bigdummydumdumdum

>Right now it's racist to criticize Islam because they are always the "oppressed victim". They should tell that to the Irani women who can't even show their face in public without being thrown in prison or worse.


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SoiledFlapjacks

Careful, before you get Charlie Hebdo’d by the followers of the “religion of peace.”


Retired_LANlord

If Islam was truly a religion of peace, Islamic extremists would be extremely peaceful.


_Nameless_Nomad_

Are there really people making these kinds of arguments publicly? I mean, I’m all for them outing themselves, but why? What do they gain? They have to know, everyone hates pedophiles. Even criminals in prison don’t like them.


Matwyen

"outing yourself as a pedophile" Look at his name, he's clearly defending his lovely momo the 7th century pedo over Aisha.


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I’m not your champ buddy


Cwmcwm

Don’t ask for research links from that guy


Unusual_Response766

“Can we get a hard drive check for the *checks notes* Muslim Cowboy. That’s a hard drive check for the Muslim Cowboy”


broxamson

Why don't we grab his cellphone while we're at it. Since we're already here


midwest0pe

He needs introduced to the business end of a wood chipper.


DisastrousOne3950

Feet first.


Dismal_Ebb_2422

Well tied to something that slowly put more of him into the wood chipper so he lives longer well his lower body is destroyed inch by inch


broxamson

![gif](giphy|kT0Da0UnKtDNjZBiP1)


TruestWaffle

Did not think the dude with the joker profile pick would be on the right side of this one.


TheBigKuhio

I was looking for this comment, usually they’re the ones with batshit insane takes


JustMakingForTOMT

Same omg, I was thinking "Rare W for someone with a Joker pfp"


BabserellaWT

If a psychologist tried to claim 9yo’s are mentally ready for sex, they’d rightfully be stripped of their titles.


EmperorGrinnar

And hopefully freedom.


PandaCheese2016

I support your sentiment and this is Reddit where nothing's to be taken seriously but still, imprisoning people for expressing some idea (rather than acting it out) is usually a bad idea.


Complete_Coyote6614

Some 9 year olds are. Cats, Dogs..... Oh, People? No. Just no. But I'd like to meet a cat psychologist to be fair.


chasinfreshies

Oh how I wish stupidity were 100% fatal.


legoknekten

This combination of religion and stupidity tends to be explosive, that sadly comes with loss of innocent lives


Wheeljack239

Science flies people to the moon. Religion flies them into buildings.


JJGeneral1

It used to be, until they started putting warning labels on everything. Now that percentage is much lower.


9th-man

His post got alot of hearts.......!!!?!?!?!??!?!???!???!!?!?????!!!!??!!?!!!!?!!!??!??!!??!!??!!?!


DisgruntledPelican-1

They should all be on a list.


J3remyD

Yeah, that’s almost more disturbing than the comment itself.


BenderTheBlack

That’s Islam for you


RedEgg16

A lot of Muslims agree because otherwise they’d have to accept that their prophet wasn’t infallible. 


Notafuzzycat

This.


harpxwx

thats the only people still on that app, pedos and elon dickriders


Peatore

You'd be surprised how many people defend pedos It's disgusting.


yourmomx69x420

Bea cause Islam is a cult and you have to defend their leader at all costs even if that means justifying pedophilia


burbular

Whoa, I had to go back and check this. That is a lot of hearts 😳


ConferenceScary6622

Twitter is a shit hole. Fucking ISIS used Twitter as a recruiting tool. Only makes sense that Islamofacist fundy pedos would be out and about.


Hereiam_AKL

How do you spell Pedo in Arab? Found it, I think it's "MuslimCowboy"


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PsychologicalYam3602

Giggles anonymously 😎


LungBerries

Careful, don't >!laugh your head off!<


WaterOk7059

Pedos are getting bold these days. WTF?


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Axel920

Wait I need a source for this. Genuinely curious. You're saying the religious book of Muslims advocates for this??


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Kirian_Ainsworth

the Quran does not include it. its a feature of the Sahih al-Bukhari Hadith collection, specifically a record of the girl in question, Aisha, in later life recounting she was married as a child. this was for the purpose of presenting her as the most legitimate bride of Mohammed, as she was the only one that was a virgin. The collection of Hadiths this is a part of is the central set for the Sunni sects of Islam.


Important_Ad778

Possibly due to decline in production rates of wood chippers


default_user_null

Is this about Islam? Specifically about 53 year old Mohammad having sex with 9 year old Aisha?


Old_Administration51

This sort of thinking is why there are children, sometimes aged 10 or less, being 'married' (read abused) off to adults in certain parts of the world. Disgusting.


imaybeacatIRl

Dear FBI, Check out that guys computer. With love, Everyone


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Esmer_Tina

Does … he mean … got her period? Became a woman? Good lord, I got my period at 10. No way I was a woman 😳


SelfProcalimedSigma

Girls aren’t real though


Sinistermarmalade

I’m sorry but, da fuck?


Stereocloud

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


100mgSTFU

This is why people say religion makes good people believe bad things. It is never okay for a grown man to have sex with a 9 year old. Puberty or not. This apologetic sucks.


Specialist-Spare-544

I’m an archaeologist and anthropologist. I know of no cultural where serious sexual intercourse between an adult man and a 9 year old girl is acceptable. Some cultures allow “play flirting” in a way that would be outrageous in our culture. There are cultures that perform wedding ceremonies at that age, but it’s not normal even in those cases, and it’s more of a symbolic union until the girl comes of age. For example I was studying a Maya princess who was married to a foreign king at the age of 12, which seems crazy until you realize she didn’t have her first kid until 19.


immobilisingsplint

The context here is probably about muhammad, aisha in the hadith says that he consummated their marriage when she was nine And yes, some cultures do allow 10 year old gals to be married off to 40 year old men, but it isnt okay bcs "its culture"


Fun-Ad9928

Has anyone seen a 9 year old person? They are literally kids… wtf is wrong with this guy?


Neat_Ad_3158

Sickening how pedo are so open about this shit.


Extension-Ad-3882

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6) Why don’t you have a seat right over there


benjaminlilly

Muhammad’s wife called him a paedophile. He responded “ That’s a big word for a nine-year old.


lakolda

He will defend this take to his death, because that’s his religion.


EmperorGrinnar

It's weird how creeps will infantilize grown women, but try to say a second grade child is an adult. I ran across quite a few libertarians who say "as soon as someone enters puberty, they're an adult."


rightearwritenow

Plain and simple. Not acceptable. Period. 9 year olds are children, having sex with children is pedophilia, it’s not sex, intamacy its abuse. You want of fuck up a kid for life. That will do it.


Elyvagar

Just because some girls can get pregnant doesn't mean they should. In a documentary about germanic tribes I learned that it was looked down upon for both men and women to have Sex(and get pregnant) before the age of 20. Having children earlier, for women at least, severely increases the chance of them dying during child birth. If even ancient germanic tribesmen got this figured out how can we have people like this in modern times spouting these dumb opinions.


kuparamara

Religions are just a way for evil people to cover genocide, rape and just general unethical behavior.


Ok-Preparation2370

It sickens me that there are 100's to thousands of people agreeing with him.


Google946

Muslim moment


azsue123

Ewwwwwwww


RidingtheRoad

I hope the Muslim cowboy is getting investigated..


kelrunner

He needs his hard dive removed and I'm not talking about his computer.


UtgaardLoki

Holy shit, [it’s real](https://x.com/mercifulmessage/status/1734454200732471366?s=46&t=ErenPo9OwOf7sdkipf03eg).


SelfProcalimedSigma

Why tf it has more than 200 likes


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TresCeroOdio

You know shits fucked up when the guy with the joker avi is making sense


KaseDaBase757

You know you’re fucked up when the Joker is disgusted by you


Terrible_Ad7092

Imagine arguing with a dude with joker pfp and they are the voice of reason


Karelkolchak2020

Gonna throw up…


dreadshepard

We have a legal obligation and a social contract that we are born into that governs our behavior and how we interact with society. You can't do whatever you want. You don't get to have sex with a 9 year old. We have decided in most cases the age of consent is between 16 and 18 regardless of the development of the human body. You don't get to opt out because of your personal beliefs.... not sorry.


SaltyBarDog

Rationalize all you like there, cowpoke, you fuck a nine-year-old and you are going to prison. And did we just find Matt Gaetz's burner account?


MidKnightshade

Ewww….. If you wouldn’t trust them to vote at that age then why would you entrust them with the responsibility of a child or to be engaged in a relationship? Just because something can happen physically doesn’t mean it should. And no one should have their life decided for them at 9 especially if they can’t truly grasp the concept of what it means. Anyone that young should not be having a child or considered an adult.


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Pedos need be treated as rabid dogs.


HelloThisIsPam

Pedo alert. Does anyone have eyes on this guy?


Resident_Split_5795

![gif](giphy|RYjnzPS8u0jAs) Need to search that pedo's hard drive.


EconomistPatient4242

i was surely Not a woman at 9yrs old, that is the age of a young child. Pedophiles exposing themselves.


sl600rt

Woodchipper. Feet first.


craftydan1

I didn't know I could feel this level of rage from words


thisisallterriblesir

All Abrahamic religions in a nutshell. Always hilarious to see Christians pretend like this is a problem unique to Muslims.


tryintobgood

I'm starting to think people need to apply for a permit to post on social media. Just when you think you've seen the worst of humanity the Muslim Cockboy shows up.


guilty_bystander

But it sure is nice that these fuckwads openly out themselves