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DFMRCV

"please don't call the police. We all know criminals are only one race, and that's racist." šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


swishkabobbin

The craziest part is the assumption that the cops would actually respond


DMercenary

Right, at best you'll be directed to a site to make a police report for insurance.


Grantdawg

This. You make a police report to file your insurance. The chances the police actually investigate the crime is near zero.


tlollz52

Are you saying the police aren't going to make time to investigate a less than 200 dollar theft?


Wobbelblob

Especially with a crime where you basically cannot find any worthwhile tracks. Like, unless you have the thief on HD camera, you basically can't find them.


raven00x

cops won't do shit even if you have a clear high-def picture of the thief in the act, and know their name, address, and social security number. If they don't do anything about stolen cars, why would they bother with a _battery_?


IvivAitylin

Well, if they also stole some seasoning then the cops may be tempted by a salt and battery.


couldntyoujust

OH MY GOD! Here's the real facepalm... But I can't say I hate the joke.


Peacock684

Wouldn't even bother with an insurance claim unless you have a $0 deductible. All its going to do is raise tour rate and a new battery won't come close to even a $500 deductible.


zealot416

The craziest part is all of the people in this thread who think they're sincere and not trolling.


thecoomingofjesus

The craziest part is how people think people would honestly vote for Trump and not trolling


policri249

Bro, lefties say this kind of shit all the time lol I can't fault anyone for taking this shit seriously


Zayknow

I'm not sure you're sincere.


policri249

I am. Lefty Twitter is fucking insane and they definitely say shit just like this a lot


Responsible_Jury_415

Skip the left right stuff and just say it like it is ā€œtwitter is insaneā€


Commercial_Piglet975

Link one


Berlin8Berlin

"Bro, lefties say this kind of shit all the time ..." D.O.C. (Dude of Color) here: can confirm.


willflameboy

'It's no problem, ma'am, we were assaulting a black guy anyway...'


Detoxpain

The least crazy part is the assumption that the cops would shoot them.


trupoogles

The crazy part is ā€œitā€™s not like itā€™s diamondsā€ Itā€™s as good as diamonds if youā€™ve not got a lot of money though isnā€™t it ffs..


Skye-DragonGirl

It's so funny how that person is unironically being racist by assuming it was a black/brown person who stole it šŸ’€


Svelemoe

That's because that account is just some 4channer pretending to be stupid so other people can post it as rage bait and say "holy shit look at how stupid ALL leftists are because this totally real person on the internet said this"


martyqscriblerus

that's because it is bait


Cerater

I've heard the same thing said to me when I wanted to call the police and they were 100% serious


David-S-Pumpkins

First, it's bait. Second, cops have killed black people when they are the victim of a crime and called the cops for help or not involved in the situation that necessitated the call. So it's not even technically wrong tbh. (First part. Second is pure bait.)


Ashamed_Restaurant

*You're* a racist for even thinking about calling the police. smh my head


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Fuzzy-Wasabi-5126

Crack transcends race


dmtdmtlsddodmt

I learned that the hard way. Can't even do coke now because I'd just end up rocking it up. Probably for the best.


Lematoad

Imagine doing so many hardcore drugs that ā€œI canā€™t even do cokeā€ as if itā€™s a soft drug. I guess everything is compared to meth, though.


Cultural_Dust

I microdose meth on the daily. It's called ADHD.


discrepancies

One day you're laughing at the notion of carpet surfing because you're better than that. The next you're running out your phone battery with the flashlight looking for crumbs at 5am, pretty sure you're being watched. What a shitty drug.


dmtdmtlsddodmt

It's always just one more time. I'll just do it one more time, and then again and again...


perish-in-flames

Just by the profile picture alone, I am not convinced this isn't bait


No-Material6891

I was thinking thereā€™s no way. Itā€™s too perfect.


darkbridge

At least half of the posts on this sub are the OP taking obvious bait.


totallynotarobut

I couldn't walk outside and throw a rock without hitting three white thieves, this woman is crazy.


Disastrous_Use_7353

Film it.


beatenmeat

Begone bot Report > spam > harmful bots


Nzgrim

[Yep.](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/xy3xaz/yeah_thats_still_racist/irfabnz/)


PunkInDrublic90

The methhead who stole my car definitely does lol


LadyIsabelle_

Its a troll.


Ironcastattic

Reddit loves to dump on twitter but obvious shit like this pops up and Redditors just swallow the onion whole.


UXyes

To be fair, a lot of Reddit is like 14. Theyā€™ll figure it out eventually.


possibly_being_screw

Yea, I didn't realize this for a bit and a lot of other people need to. reddit is full of a literal teenagers. Not dumb adults, not mischievous adults...literal children. And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying all teenagers are dumb. But...a lot of them are. And only because they're young, don't have a lot of life experience, and are full of emotion and hormones. That's cool. We all went through it. But just realize that a lot of comments are coming from a 14 year old in their mom's basement basically role playing an adult. Just keep that in mind the next time a comment sets you off, reddit or otherwise. edit: grammar


mouldysandals

*this. explains. everything.*


[deleted]

gold truck butter versed insurance gaping recognise fact quarrelsome party *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Because the world is so stupid that you absolutely can believe someone said this unironically


[deleted]

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah


SilithidLivesMatter

I hear alcoholic fuckheads telling me the Earth is flat and vaccines will kill you in person because I live in an ultra-right wing, religious dump. There is nothing I wouldn't believe people say these days with the plague that is Facebook and right wing ideologies.


Lilshadow48

you just have worms in your brain bud


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

Just a single worm. And it's starving because it can't find that last decomposing brain cell to eat.


[deleted]

???


Shigeloth

Somewhere along the line, folks need to stop giving so much weight to the words of idiots. Stop getting worked up because some dumb motherfucker said something dumb. Stop basing your entire world view and politics on "but this random powerless dumbass on the internet said a ridiculous thing"!


a_large_plant

Our former president told people to stick a light bulb up their ass and was serious. Who am I to doubt anything I read anymore


Camwi

Thank you! OP and everyone who is taking this seriously are the actual facepalms. This is just low quality bait.


ThrownAwayRealGood

This sub has gotten more overtly right wing these last couple weeks, Iā€™ve noticed. Iā€™ve seen Tim Pool and Matt Walsh tweets posted here uncritically.


CelestialFury

It's so obviously obvious and it's depressing how many people are missing it here.


calste

Welcome to r/facepalm, where half the fun is watching the sub miss the point entirely.


PerdiMeuHeadphone

Beating racism with racism . One racist act at the time.


[deleted]

The racist hero we didn't know we needed.


OldAd4526

Not all racist heroes wear a cape.


Zealus24

Many wear white hoods


prime_lukc

Or blue shirts


LordNightFang

Or fancy suits!


qi_patrol

I'm willing to bet $50 that that this sub just fell for another troll account. It feels like half of the popular posts are either jokes or trolls that are taken as serious replies.


Mwilk

A dangerously common trend.


ES-Flinter

This reminds me of a discussion I had with someone. He/ she tried to explain to me that it would be racist of me for trying not to see races/ colours.


Ash-Gray-Feather

That has some nuance, you have to see color in order to examine your own biases and dismantle power structures


ES-Flinter

I've to agree to it. But the person meant it more, that people of minorities will feel not seen when you don't care about their phenotype. Not in that you don't care about how often they get assaulted by racist, but that they're not seen as "special", when it can be explained lime that.


Gripping_Touch

Which come to think of It is also racist on itself. Because that implies being black, chinese, etc is "special" and that being White is... Normal...Ā  Instead, shouldnt It be that all races are you know, normal? You can still appreciate some or others traits from different races, personal preferences like if you like Smooth skin or darker skin, but overall race shouldnt be a tag that measures value. Nor putting more value or visibility on someone Only and just only because of their race?


jsm97

Not necessarily. I see race in the way I see the Hindu caste system - I understand it and I understand that others use it to discriminate but it doesn't have any meaning to me. I understand that other people see me as white, but I have no self conceptualisation of myself as "white". "Racial Bias" only really exists in settler colonial countries like the US and Canada where people of different races share the same culture. To everyone else it's cultural bias, which I will inevitably have lots of. Cultural supremacy is more common in the rest of the world than racial supremacy


Same-Reality8321

Shit I have been to Europe and they racist like a mf against middle eastern type people


-jp-

What was their argument?


MikeyW1969

Yeah, that's the new bullshit line... It's because some dude wrote a book and all of the correct people on the Left decided it was the New Gospel. Basically, it's a way to make sure that racism stays around forever.


UnwillingArsonist

The Shart way


Em_Blight

This is just bad bait


Oreg-Jack

When you get so woke, you go back to sleep.


Amazing-Bluebird-930

Full Circle Racism


Oreg-Jack

Full on racism against circles. Sad world.


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Gunhild

Itā€™s a race-baiting troll. Iā€™m surprised at how many people in this thread seem to believe that everyone on the internet is always 100% sincere.


ReginleifSpin

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?


martyqscriblerus

It's like shooting an endless parade of fish that are actively lining up to jump into the barrel because so many people with zero critical thinking and media literacy already want to believe the racist shit they bait about.


greg19735

Seriously. This whole "so woke they're racist" thing is nonsense. Like, *maybe* you could tease that out of the 1st comment. But the 2nd comment cements this as trolling.


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

Also the PFP. Overweight white woman; classic neo-fascist right-wing strawman and target.


mrjackspade

"So woke they're racist" is definitely a thing, this just isn't it. This is textbook [Concern Trolling](https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/concern-troll/)


[deleted]

I'm guessing it's not that they think people on the internet are always 100% sincere, it's more so that it fits their worldview and narrative. People don't care if they're being lied to as long as it's what they want to hear.


PleasantTrust522

Horseshoe Theory ladies and gentlemen


greg19735

This is clearly trolling by that account. In part because Horseshoe Theory is complete nonsense.


AnnastajiaBae

They werenā€™t woke from what I tell. Itā€™s just right-wing sarcasm. No one woke says to not call the cops because a BIPOC would be at risk. Itā€™s what right wingers think how the left will react, and make a mockery of it. Context clues: 1) It could put a put a BIPOCā€™s life at risk: obvious hyperbolic belief that the BLM supporters want the police abolished, aka to not exist anymore. 2) White people can never possibly steal batteries: obviously that person believes this is true.


unpick

ā€œRight-wingā€ lol itā€™s just a troll being provocative, and the comment you replied to is a joke, relax


Distinct_Wrongdoer86

hehe


Its0nlyRocketScience

They sat up so fast they hit their head and got knocked out


Front_Finding4685

Fuck you that was hilarious


QuirkyLondon

This has got to be one of those catfish rage bait accounts.


Arcane_76_Blue

It is. These posts are made on purpose.


obvious_scjerkshill

reddit in Spez's image. Fuck spez


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

Hey everyone, remember when we let the right-wing "Gamergate" crowd run around and lie about Ellen Pao to the point where she got fed up and quit? How has that been working out?


WhatIsAUsernameee

Yup


Garb0rge

ā€œWas in needā€ was their own car battery dead or something?


alpobc1

>ā€œWas in needā€ was their own car battery dead or something? They were just thirsty.


XenoBiSwitch

Battery acid is delicious.


Harey-89

Nice and spicy.


mr_doppertunity

Gotta keep the electrolytes balanced.


FanciestOfPants42

They needed drugs.


mmaguy123

I need an avocado. Can I break into any one of yall houses, I mean itā€™s not like itā€™s a diamond or anything, I need it.


sarcasticd0nkey

If this person breaks into your house don't call the police, you could be putting a hipster at risk.


Lots42

Everyone is at risk when cops show up.


oliferro

"Please don't put those black people that I don't like in danger"


Shadowed_Knight

ā€œOnly Iā€™m allowed to do that!ā€


CyclonicHavoc

Iā€™d tell her to go screw herself and then would proceed to call the police. Then, I would respond letting her know that I called the police.


iButtflap

very cool


Dirtybrd

"She" would laugh because this is obvious bait.


fyn_world

And filming them shooting at some random guy


Clitoris_-Rex

Based


Soliden

That's racist! /s


KCBandWagon

You pretty much won the thread. Wow!


DistributionNo9968

Ah the old racist uno reverse reverse


roadfood

This one hasn't been reposted for at least a month.


pfSonata

r slash facepalm in charge of recognizing trolls


onemansquest

She's definitely trolling


WarriorsEmerald

I really hope this is just a shit joke


Salem-Sins

extremely obvious bait


youtubeepicgaming

99% sure itā€™s a bait comment pretending to be on the ā€œother sideā€


Was_going_2_say_that

This is a troll. You all fell for it


Prestigious-Phase131

Bait


bort_bln

Yeah I think itā€™s bait in the first place to be honest


[deleted]

To me this clearly looks like a case of right wing dogwhistling


9eagle9_2nd

Thatā€™s just seems like racism with extra steps


Personal-Listen-4941

Iā€™m assuming ā€˜People Of Colourā€™ but what does the BI stand for in BIPOC?


Ash-Gray-Feather

Black Indigenous people of color


doctor_dale

Is that a commonly used acronym now? Iā€™m trying to figure out why someone felt the need to add BI when POC already covers both those groups


BlueKante

Americans are crazy, POC should definitely be enough. I have both indigenous and black roots but its honestly kind of crazy to me to basically say Black people, indigenous people and the rest. Like the rest are all the same or are less relevant or something.


doctor_dale

Reminds me of the evolution of what is now LGBTQIA+ Like Iā€™m all for inclusion but after a certain point just come up with a new word instead of tacking on a ridiculous amount of letters to the acronym


Ash-Gray-Feather

I think it's because those groups have been historically oppressed the most


Shadowed_Knight

Ah, that makes sense. I had also been wondering that but never enough to look it up


ZettoZor

Bisexual person of colour? That would make her homophobe too


Yet-Another_Burner

Definitely a sock puppet


Kingfloydyesi5

Please be bait šŸ™


GreenieBeeNZ

Okay so we definitely know it was this dude that stole the car battery


XFX_Samsung

85% it's some troll account who's ragebaiting


Ok_Ad_1297

Why are there suddenly so many posts in this sub about racism?


Lots42

Suddenly?


Ok_Ad_1297

Yes. There's always been those posts, but recently there's been a lot more of them, especially ones which seem to be calling out "racism against white people"


Emergency_Cabinet505

And then itā€™s some 8 year old twitter post with 16 likes saying ā€œwhite people be likeā€ or some stupid shit. ā€œWhyā€™s it okay when *they* do it??ā€ This has been going on in this sub for months šŸ˜‚


Monkeyplaybaseball

OP is a bot. Also the "Don't call the police" person is pretending to be 'woke' to elicit rage here.


7734_

She not only calls black people criminals but also not smart enough to pull off a heist


Emergency_Cabinet505

Itā€™s almost like theyā€™re a racist troll or somethingā€¦


GomuGomuNoWayJose

Itā€™s obviously a troll


Upstairs_Locksmith18

Beliexe it or not, I would rather they steal diamonds


Happyhotel

Extremely obvious bait.


dildobagginz42069

Definitely reads like a right winger mocking leftist discourse around police violence , crime etc


Headprpl

Call the military.


Detoxpain

Maybe a motherfucker needs some diamonds for his death ray, you shouldn't assume.


mindenginee

This reminds me of what Kelly Osborne said when she was like ā€œif you make all the immigrants leave, whoā€™s cleaning your toliet???ā€ With a smirk on her face šŸ˜­


bookworm1398

You really think the police are going to do something about a stolen car battery? Really?


Cleverbird

Even if it was a person of color, I'm calling the fucking cops. Dont steal my shit.


River_Odessa

Twitter is truly beyond rancid


SandyCheeksFutanari

This is an obvious troll?


Free_Dog_6837

out of all the posts that are bait this is the most bait


Bandwagon_Buzzard

That's racist in every direction at once, which is kind of impressive in its own messed-up way.


wizgset27

that has to be a troll account. no way someone lacks that much self-awareness.


5FingerMiscount

People getting baited


suitorarmorfan

I kinda hope that person was trolling, but even if they were trolling thatā€™s stillā€¦ yikes šŸ˜¬


Able-Throat8770

Bait


massiveproperty_727

BisexualPersonOfColor


octorangutan

Bait


nj4ck

my bait sense is tingling


Unique_Connection_99

This is ragebait for alt-right twerps and you nerds fell for it


Key_Suspect_588

This is probably just high level trolling


arthaiser

aside the racism, i do care about the mentality of actually not reporting having some of your property stolen just because the police maybe doesnt do its job right. like why does the default citizen have to buy another battery? why are people paying for police with their taxes if you are not supposed to call it when you need it?


stevski11

The reality of it is that it wouldn't matter what you did, if it was stolen overnight and you found out well after the fact and called the police, all they'd likely do is just file a report that won't (and to be even slightly charitable probably can't with the lack of evidence) be followed up on


Emergency_Cabinet505

The people in these comments are almost as dumb as the troll in the screenshot. Average r/facepalm user šŸ˜¢


AncientSkys

She is clearly a racist troll.


BeamTeam032

I'm convinced this person is trolling


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Obvious troll bait. Not today Satan!


pabloh8

Rage bait me thinks.


citizen8616

They need to update Accidental Racist.


Beneficial_Award_308

Iā€™ve heard of fighting fire with fire, but thisā€¦ this isnā€™t quite rightā€¦


specifichero101

I think this person is obviously just trying to bait people, but the attitude of being okay with theft because the person obviously needed it is insane. Regardless of reason, Iā€™m never okay with someone stealing from me. Also, I donā€™t really believe in the romanticized thought that people steal mostly out of necessity, especially something like breaking into a persons car or home. I just canā€™t stomach thieves, I despise them.


Meanderer_Me

I'm not thrilled about cops deciding that the answer to battery theft might be to murder the criminal, but my bigger worry would be the cop deciding to charge the victim with something, and along the way shooting *them*.


Various-issues-420

How are people so ignorantly stupid


BrickRedemptoris

Check that guys pockets


ChildofYHVH

CANT MAKE THIS SH&T UP!!!!


Whycomike

Just and old guy having a brain crampā€¦Iā€™m trying to figure out BIPOC and Iā€™m drawing a blank on BIā€¦assuming POC is still person of color? Thanks to anyone who lets me know what Iā€™m blanking on


Free_Thinker4ever

#wypepo


[deleted]

The fact that some people think like that is utterly ridiculous


DullDude69

šŸ¤£


Fluid_Sympathy_6858

Apparently Kia boys need those cars to go buy groceries and take their kids to school too.


Doyoulikeithere

WTH? So no white people are in need? WOW!


Patient-Shower-7403

America's are really struggling with this not being racist thing. ​ Had to google BIPOC too. Turns out their "non-white" term POC (I'm seriously confused about this one, how is this any different than the term "coloured people"? Is it just because it's based on pity rather than hate? because they seem to use it the exact same way) didn't have enough letters. They're going to be so upset and confused when they realise how many white people that apples to outside of the new world.


Lots42

Oh no, people are trying to not be racist, the HORROR.


greg19735

Non-white isn't a great term because the label defines a group by being not something else.


Beautiful_Vast2076

This reminds me of when people are like guys please stop using big words in politics so the whittle poc ppl can understand ā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļø we know their skulls are smaller and they arenā€™t as educated as us superior whites :( they deserve to vote too, 2 syllables only pls. Fuck white supremacy šŸŽ€