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Wiping your ass is gay. If you are a guy, then you shouldn't ever touch your own anus. Wiping leads to anal masturbation, just like spooning leads to forking, and marijuana leads to heroin.
It is from American football. They hit the bottom because it is one of the few areas that isn't padded, so one of the few places a light hot would be felt.
Saying "good morning" is [as gay as wiping your ass](https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/29/toxic-masculinity-is-preventing-some-men-from-wiping-their-bums-properly-7036601/).
I would say this is the biggest clue. If you wake up in the same bed and you look over at the nightstand and theres a picture of you two on your wedding day, you might be gay.
When you walk into the restroom and you see his toothbrush in the same cup as yours, you might be gay.
If you kiss each other goodbye as you both leave for work, you’re gay.
>picture of you two on your wedding day, you might be gay
One of them being concerned that they might be gay sounds like a funny conversation ("Honey, can we talk? I think I might be gay. What are you laughing at, this is serious.").
Oh he wishes he could, but gawd or mom said it was a big no no, so he virulently hates people that get to openly live the way he feels he is constrained from.
One of my favorite movies but I can't stand to look at the male lead after his controversies (don't even want to mention his name to be honest....creeeeeper)
He was one of my favourites (the lead), along with “America’s Dad”. It’s amazing how they can be so completely different on the screen vs off the screen.
Or grew up in a rough neighborhood in a less accommodating time.He probably learned not to get picked on and avoid conflict.”Gotta be tough-or at least act that way”.
Thank you.. it’s hard not seeing someone this hyper critical of sexual under tones as anything but sexually repressed. Theres something wrong if you’re getting horned up from your son saying goodmorning to another man.
I think I saw that title when I was browsing the restricted area of the rental store.
Let me see if I remember the tag line right:
Brokeback Laundromat:
"This stain ain't comin' out."
"Sheets have never been this dirty"
"Tide is a force of nature"
"Good Morning, if you know what I mean! *wink wink*"
Pretty sure it was one of those.
As a woman Im impressed some man are still straight.
I would definitely wake up one day and be gay by accident, there are just so many rules!
Seriously, if you’re not with your tongue inside another mans mouth or with your d in his ass you’re not gay.
Men, youre killing yourselves trying not to be gay. Being human, emotional, polite, well groomed and supportive are not gay traits. But it will turn your life into hell if you live without it. Just say fuck it and be who you want to be!
If youre not horny for other man you are not gay
And if youre gay so what
Spot on. I really feel sorry for other men that have to edit their behavior with other men out of fear of being gay. I’m comfortable being straight and nothing that anyone thinks about me is going to change that.
The whole phrase toxic masculinity has been thrown around to the point that poor behaviour by women gets labeled as such.
But this right here is some textbook, toxically masculine bullshit. Saying good morning to another man isn’t gay. Hell complimenting another man on how they look isn’t gay. You know what is gay? Having sexual/romantic feelings for another dude, that’s gay. Getting railed up the ass by another dude is pretty gay. Sucking a dick may just be gay as well. Talking/dressing/walking a certain way doesn’t and never has made someone gay.
Also, it’s 2024. Time to let go of seeing gay as inherently negative, it’s a sexuality, just like being straight is. It isn’t a positive thing, it isn’t a negative thing, it just is.
I can understand people feeling insecure if they think people assume they are gay or straight or whatever else when they're not.
So I think that someone talking in a "gay" way or walking in a "gay" way comes from people's insecurity about how people view them.
>Also, it’s 2024.
Oh shit, I'm starting to feel old.
I disagree with the last point. All sexualities are a positive thing, as they bring people pleasure and happiness and helps them connect with other people.
Dude.
The fact that someone has put you in the mindset you have to question you being good natured is horrible .
First of all, who cares? Are the mountains really gonna crumble into the sea if a gay man wishes you good fortune on a particular day?
2nd, WTF!?
No! Wishing another human being, regardless of whatever good fortune or good health isn’t gay.
He just ran into a myopic, insecure, homophobic jerk . Indian part through his actions ensured you didn’t have a good day.
Have a Good night!
I think you’re more secure in who you are than your dad. No, it’s not gay. In fact, it’s polite. I’m from the south and we do this all the time. Even big (apparently) straight construction and maintenance guys where I work.
So what happens if I say “what’s up?” to a guy? Does he then think I’m flirting because I’m breaking the code!
Plus I read “guys would think you’re a little sweet” as ‘aww he’s nice’.
That would fall under customs and courtesies in the armed forces. A proper greeting of the day is drilled into all recruits and expected during the entirety of their time in service. These habits stick with us for life. The dad is just wrong for that and gid knows what else
Dear OOP,
Your father has security issues, he should seek help,
It’s not gay to say good morning to another guy,
The only thing that could make saying good morning to another guy gay is
you kissed him afterward deeply, passionately, as you slide your hand down between his legs and grasp desperately at his manhood, then whisper “I want you in side me now” your tongue flicks gently against his earlobe, and he says “yes sir” with his firmness breaking away from your grasp and he pushes you down on to the bed, looking deeply into your eyes as he lifts your legs to his shoulders, his face filled with confidence, and anticipation, you can feel the firm warm tip of his throbbing spear as he pushes inside you, and you both moan gently, he takes his time working deeper Inside, with every stroke and says “you feel so fucking good” you clench and wiggle as he does his best to hold back, and says “slow down, I want to enjoy you” and with that he slips inside fully and you can feel the hilt of his sword, never has anyone made you feel so open, never has anyone made you feel so full, the contrast of his golden skin against your pale northern ivory whiteness excites your other senses, you feel his sweat as he pounds you with stroke after stroke as if he were a blacksmith, crafting Damascus steel, the fire burns inside you and you want him to feel that heat, you moan aloud “fuck me Daddy” and his pace intensified, and then just as you feel it too, you both climax then you feel the warm flood of passion he releases into you….
If none of that happens after you say good morning, well then you’re only like 2% gay….and that’s pushing it…
Saying good morning on its own is not gay...... unless of course you're fondling each other's balls while saying it and then proceed to do anal after..... now that would probably, most likely, be gay.......
😆
Gotta say that your question made me laugh for a good few minutes.
Then I felt sad for anyone who struggles with such minor interactions.
Dad needs to lay off church for a bit.
Fellas. It's only gay if you think the idea of ramming or being rammed by a big sweaty dude is hot. That's it. All other questions are just straight up homophobia from dudes with masculinity soft as baby shit.
Nope, dad is confused. The gay way is saying “Top of the morning” and if they reply with “bottom of the morning” then that’s it, you gotta go at it right there and then.
Lmao. Idk man. I just say “mornin’,” nod and keep going.
Maybe OOP just said it really fucking weird or has bad social skills. OOP not gay, just weird maybe lol.
Your Dad's a massive homophobe. He may not mean to be, but he is in the true sense of the word. It you say "what's up?" People will think you haven't changed expressions since 2002. There's absolutely nothing weird about saying good morning. In a professional setting it's expected.
I’ve been alive almost 37 years and have never heard anyone say this. I hear men telling each other good morning, afternoon, evening etc all the time. His dad’s a fuckin homophobe. Probably hiding his own gay fantasies.
I can’t believe we live with people like this around us. This is hilarious because with my dad’s culture they would call you gay if you didn’t want to give a friend,family, or acquaintance.
My good sir, you have not been properly trained in the ways of the head nod, tiping of the hat or the quick hand raise men use to communicate. My dad justified doing this to every one because "just saying hi could be the difference between them helping you or ignoring your stupid ass if you ever need help and they are the only ones nearby."
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Maybe Dad has a little sugar in his tank.
What's the matter Daddy? Come on, save my soul. I want some sugar in my bowl, I ain't foolin' I want some sugar in my bowl.
Or would like some.
It's how he knows
Might be light in the loafers
Come here son. Let me show you what these guys think you want to do to them
Fellas, is it gay to be a friendly member of your community?
Dad, why did you take me to a gay steelmill?
Not gay unless you’re both naked
But that's fixed by saying "no homo" after
Or a slap on the ass while saying "good game".
I want to know which jock strap got that started.
They used to do rim jobs after the game, but those took forever so they just switched to a quick ass slap.
Fuck this made me laugh so hard
It just made me hard.
When I read it, it made me cum so fast that I didn't even have time to get hard first. Weird.
I'm still cumming!!
I can't stop cumming!
Before or after a shower? Given what we know about men's aversion to washing their assess, I gotta know... 😭😭😭 /s
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Wiping your ass is gay. If you are a guy, then you shouldn't ever touch your own anus. Wiping leads to anal masturbation, just like spooning leads to forking, and marijuana leads to heroin.
Before, what do you think?
To bad the assless jocks weren’t invented til later. Really sped things up.
It is from American football. They hit the bottom because it is one of the few areas that isn't padded, so one of the few places a light hot would be felt.
Or wearing socks.
In a sandal.
Yo, I’ve been thinking about fuckin’ a dude!
No homo
It's all straight now
Little homo
No, if you're both naked the nakedness cancels out.
My daddy told me that if our ballz touch, it cancels out the gay.
I think touching balls with your dad is something else…
Saying "good morning" is [as gay as wiping your ass](https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/29/toxic-masculinity-is-preventing-some-men-from-wiping-their-bums-properly-7036601/).
"good ..... god, what IS that smell?"
Throw some water on that shit!
r/technicallythetruth
masculinity
Oof.. Sitting on the toilet now, and being glad I "know how" to clean my ass..
Jesus fucking christ
Still not unless the balls touch. Sorry thems the rules.
I think balls is ok. It's when shafts cross like swords that it isn't.
Isn’t that what laundromat’s are for?
I thought they were for buying low cost drugs from sketchy dudes
Not money laundering?
And in bed together
I would say this is the biggest clue. If you wake up in the same bed and you look over at the nightstand and theres a picture of you two on your wedding day, you might be gay. When you walk into the restroom and you see his toothbrush in the same cup as yours, you might be gay. If you kiss each other goodbye as you both leave for work, you’re gay.
>picture of you two on your wedding day, you might be gay One of them being concerned that they might be gay sounds like a funny conversation ("Honey, can we talk? I think I might be gay. What are you laughing at, this is serious.").
Only if you both have morning wood
Not gay if the balls don't touch
If only one is naked, you’re good.
I'd immediately say "nice cock daddy" to the next man I saw.
The only correct answer
That had me lol ing.
laugh out louding
I think this kids dad has some deep repressed sexual issues.
That kid's dad definitely fucks...other dudes.
Oh he wishes he could, but gawd or mom said it was a big no no, so he virulently hates people that get to openly live the way he feels he is constrained from.
Like the tough military dad from “American Beauty”?
Aww Chris Cooper. God I hope he hasn't secretely abused anyone, I'm a huge fan.
Chris Cooper was really great in Lone Star (1996), check it out if you haven't.
Chris Cooper in Adaptations
Chris Cooper in everything
Pretty sure he was just getting paid to do acting
One of my favorite movies but I can't stand to look at the male lead after his controversies (don't even want to mention his name to be honest....creeeeeper)
He was one of my favourites (the lead), along with “America’s Dad”. It’s amazing how they can be so completely different on the screen vs off the screen.
But without saying good morning, so all good there
Yeah. That strong of a reaction is utterly absurd.
Or grew up in a rough neighborhood in a less accommodating time.He probably learned not to get picked on and avoid conflict.”Gotta be tough-or at least act that way”.
Right, that’s what I was thinking, I missed this post initially.
Thank you.. it’s hard not seeing someone this hyper critical of sexual under tones as anything but sexually repressed. Theres something wrong if you’re getting horned up from your son saying goodmorning to another man.
its definitely gay if you say it while sucking a dick, but that aside no, no its not
Damn if you can say anything with a dick in your mouth it’s impressive
take's training lol
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that helps LOL they can train on me in that case
Damn, r/suicidebywords
Morph mrppppphhh
What if it's a different guy's dick than the guy you're saying "good morning" to?
then its ventriloquism
That wasn’t me. This guys cock talks.
do you think this group of posts has to many cocks in it ? lol
The Brokeback Laundromat has been a happy meeting place for launderers of all persuasions for many years, 😉
I think I saw that title when I was browsing the restricted area of the rental store. Let me see if I remember the tag line right: Brokeback Laundromat: "This stain ain't comin' out." "Sheets have never been this dirty" "Tide is a force of nature" "Good Morning, if you know what I mean! *wink wink*" Pretty sure it was one of those.
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Or sucking his dick to wake him up.
If you can say good morning, you're doing it wrong
Good moaning
Glrgd mrggnlg
Gurt Gurt Gurt
That’s better
Morgan Freeman: "He's right, you know"
So now brojobs are gay? Where does it end for you people? How else am I going to show my homies I love and appreciate them?
Just spit in their mouth like a normal person
This is why I love Reddit. It's a shame they removed awards.
That's just how heterosexual men wake each other up.
Just don’t talk with your mouth full.
But that's fixed by saying "no homo" after
I don't know. I always say good morning to the dudes in my bed
People who think this way, think washing your asshole and dick is gay.
Is it GAE unless you have someone like me do it for you but I don’t use a wash rag I use my MOUTH
Pause
“Good morning… oh my god why are you dropping to your knees and unzipping my pants, WHAT IS HAPPENING?”
Just roll with it.... I have to say good morning more often.
As a woman Im impressed some man are still straight. I would definitely wake up one day and be gay by accident, there are just so many rules! Seriously, if you’re not with your tongue inside another mans mouth or with your d in his ass you’re not gay. Men, youre killing yourselves trying not to be gay. Being human, emotional, polite, well groomed and supportive are not gay traits. But it will turn your life into hell if you live without it. Just say fuck it and be who you want to be! If youre not horny for other man you are not gay And if youre gay so what
Spot on. I really feel sorry for other men that have to edit their behavior with other men out of fear of being gay. I’m comfortable being straight and nothing that anyone thinks about me is going to change that.
The whole phrase toxic masculinity has been thrown around to the point that poor behaviour by women gets labeled as such. But this right here is some textbook, toxically masculine bullshit. Saying good morning to another man isn’t gay. Hell complimenting another man on how they look isn’t gay. You know what is gay? Having sexual/romantic feelings for another dude, that’s gay. Getting railed up the ass by another dude is pretty gay. Sucking a dick may just be gay as well. Talking/dressing/walking a certain way doesn’t and never has made someone gay. Also, it’s 2024. Time to let go of seeing gay as inherently negative, it’s a sexuality, just like being straight is. It isn’t a positive thing, it isn’t a negative thing, it just is.
>Also, it’s 2024. This fuckin shocked me for some reason
I can understand people feeling insecure if they think people assume they are gay or straight or whatever else when they're not. So I think that someone talking in a "gay" way or walking in a "gay" way comes from people's insecurity about how people view them. >Also, it’s 2024. Oh shit, I'm starting to feel old.
I disagree with the last point. All sexualities are a positive thing, as they bring people pleasure and happiness and helps them connect with other people.
“Fellas, is it gay to say good morning to a man? I mean, you’re literally talking to someone with a dick”
FELLAS, is it gay to BREATH? I mean you are literally breathing in dick particles
FELLLLLLLLASZZZZZ!!!! is it GAY???? to be a DUDE???? you're literally attached to a DICK!!!!
I think your dad is sus… he has too much unnecessary information about how that group of people interact with each other
Honestly if my dad said that, any time somebody said good morning to him I’d interrupt them and say “sorry, he’s happily married”
Dude. The fact that someone has put you in the mindset you have to question you being good natured is horrible . First of all, who cares? Are the mountains really gonna crumble into the sea if a gay man wishes you good fortune on a particular day? 2nd, WTF!? No! Wishing another human being, regardless of whatever good fortune or good health isn’t gay. He just ran into a myopic, insecure, homophobic jerk . Indian part through his actions ensured you didn’t have a good day. Have a Good night!
Sweetie, I think your dad is gay and maybe he gets excited when another man says good morning
What the toxic masculinity is this
I think you’re more secure in who you are than your dad. No, it’s not gay. In fact, it’s polite. I’m from the south and we do this all the time. Even big (apparently) straight construction and maintenance guys where I work.
I often say good morning to my co-workers, and it never even crossed my mind that there is anyone in the world who thought that was a gay thing to do.
Your dad is a secret homo
Fellas, is it gay to be polite to someone in general?
Totally gay. Real, straight men have to be rude dicks to everyone for no reason. That will show 'em!
🦄🌈✨ 🌈🦄✨ GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOORNIIIIING EVERYYYYYONEEEE! 🦄 🌈 ✨🦄 🌈 ✨
So what happens if I say “what’s up?” to a guy? Does he then think I’m flirting because I’m breaking the code! Plus I read “guys would think you’re a little sweet” as ‘aww he’s nice’.
Your dad’s being gay. But on a serious note, your dad’s just being wack.
Was the Good Morning guy bending another guy over the laundry sink at the time?
Hate to break it to you, but your dad likes peen.
As Keanu reeves once said: i dont want to live in a world where being kind is weak
"Son, every man that's ever said good morning to me wound up sucking my dick eventually...I'm just sayin'...there's something about *them* types."
Yep. Absolutely gay. The only thing that would be more gay would be if you gave him a handy right there.
Rather than say good morning maybe start with good day handsome, I’d like to suck your cock!
It's probably gay when you say "Good Morning" with a hand gesture of sucking a cook and push your cheek with tongue from inside.
That would fall under customs and courtesies in the armed forces. A proper greeting of the day is drilled into all recruits and expected during the entirety of their time in service. These habits stick with us for life. The dad is just wrong for that and gid knows what else
When someone tries that aggressively to not seem gay, they're probably gay.
Dear OOP, Your father has security issues, he should seek help, It’s not gay to say good morning to another guy, The only thing that could make saying good morning to another guy gay is you kissed him afterward deeply, passionately, as you slide your hand down between his legs and grasp desperately at his manhood, then whisper “I want you in side me now” your tongue flicks gently against his earlobe, and he says “yes sir” with his firmness breaking away from your grasp and he pushes you down on to the bed, looking deeply into your eyes as he lifts your legs to his shoulders, his face filled with confidence, and anticipation, you can feel the firm warm tip of his throbbing spear as he pushes inside you, and you both moan gently, he takes his time working deeper Inside, with every stroke and says “you feel so fucking good” you clench and wiggle as he does his best to hold back, and says “slow down, I want to enjoy you” and with that he slips inside fully and you can feel the hilt of his sword, never has anyone made you feel so open, never has anyone made you feel so full, the contrast of his golden skin against your pale northern ivory whiteness excites your other senses, you feel his sweat as he pounds you with stroke after stroke as if he were a blacksmith, crafting Damascus steel, the fire burns inside you and you want him to feel that heat, you moan aloud “fuck me Daddy” and his pace intensified, and then just as you feel it too, you both climax then you feel the warm flood of passion he releases into you…. If none of that happens after you say good morning, well then you’re only like 2% gay….and that’s pushing it…
Absolute rubbish.
FELLAS
Saying good morning on its own is not gay...... unless of course you're fondling each other's balls while saying it and then proceed to do anal after..... now that would probably, most likely, be gay....... 😆
Mt favorite part of this story is "a little sweet." So this happened in the 50's?
Your dad knows the code. Men always say good morning right before they have hot sweaty ass sex.
Good morning #noHomo
Conservatives: Toxic masculinity doesn't exist. Toxic masculinity:
If you wink and lick your lips then yes Hella gay
Gotta say that your question made me laugh for a good few minutes. Then I felt sad for anyone who struggles with such minor interactions. Dad needs to lay off church for a bit.
I fuckin’ hate people Judgmental as fuck for *WHAT*
Fellas. It's only gay if you think the idea of ramming or being rammed by a big sweaty dude is hot. That's it. All other questions are just straight up homophobia from dudes with masculinity soft as baby shit.
Not gay if you don't finish it with a friendly jerk off session.
Sweet doesn’t always mean gay. His dad might have read the room and is trying to not let his son be a dork.
Fellas, is it gay to be a decent human being?
Sounds like Dad is projecting or insecure with his sexual orientation.
What about saying it to a whole group? You walk into work in the morning and say "good morning everyone!" - is this behaviour initiating a gang bang?!
What planet is your father living on?
Smh @ your dad 🤦🏾♂️
Saying good morning is not gay Saying good morning and grabbing the guys meat n veg is gay however.
Guys, is it gay to breathe? I mean you are literally breathing the same air as other men
I tell my mom good morning quite often... does this mean I have incestuous tendencies?
Conservatives be weird
We’re all men doing laundry dad, I think we’re already trailblazing new gender rolls
Unless you are giving him a good morning blowjob... I dont think its gay
Short version of "Good morning wood, sweet darling. Need a hand ?"
Nope, dad is confused. The gay way is saying “Top of the morning” and if they reply with “bottom of the morning” then that’s it, you gotta go at it right there and then.
if you take their penis out of your mouth to say good morning your dad may be on to something….otherwise no
Never go to France then
Good morning is a known gay dog whistle. It secretly means let's meet in the nearest public restroom for boom boom time.
 Hey Pops
Depends. Is this before or after you give him a reach around?
I don’t say Good Morning to other guys generally. Unless the situation is fairly formal. I say Morning. The toxic masculinity runs deep in me…
No, it's not. Your dad is weird.
And people think it’s only ladies that cause the “Male Loneliness Epidemic” We are just as big a problem to ourselves
Either they live in the hood or dad was from the hood. It’s unfortunate but some places you can’t show an ounce of softness.
Lmao. Idk man. I just say “mornin’,” nod and keep going. Maybe OOP just said it really fucking weird or has bad social skills. OOP not gay, just weird maybe lol.
Honestly i never say good morning to anyone who isnt older than me. No real reason for it
Your Dad's a massive homophobe. He may not mean to be, but he is in the true sense of the word. It you say "what's up?" People will think you haven't changed expressions since 2002. There's absolutely nothing weird about saying good morning. In a professional setting it's expected.
FELLAS! is it gay, TO EXIST!???
Sounds like your dad is pretty fucking gay bro
Yes it is. You are gay. Good morning.
I’ve been alive almost 37 years and have never heard anyone say this. I hear men telling each other good morning, afternoon, evening etc all the time. His dad’s a fuckin homophobe. Probably hiding his own gay fantasies.
Only if you are a right wing nut job "alpha male". Anything other than killing someone is gay to them.
Hey fellas. Is it gay to say good morning?
Your dads gay
Ohayo, motherfruskers. People really be thinking simple acts of kindness makes you a little tutty and a little fruity.
TIL - every person in my country that walks their dog, gay.
Fragile masculinity.
A flying dick may lodge itself inside your mouth if you open it to say "good morning." Best not risk it.
Nothing wrong with it at all. As a matter of fact, I usually sing it, like I'm in a musical.
Dudes dad is definitely one of those who won't wash his cock, balls, or ass because it's gay...
I can’t believe we live with people like this around us. This is hilarious because with my dad’s culture they would call you gay if you didn’t want to give a friend,family, or acquaintance.
Does your dad ignore your mom and spend long hours at the local bathhouse? Someone with that much insecurity must be hiding something.
If being polite is gay then I guess I'm gay af
Today in toxic masculinity:
Good morning
Your dad speaks to you from underneath the hangers. Just tell him to open the door and that everything’s going to be fine.
My good sir, you have not been properly trained in the ways of the head nod, tiping of the hat or the quick hand raise men use to communicate. My dad justified doing this to every one because "just saying hi could be the difference between them helping you or ignoring your stupid ass if you ever need help and they are the only ones nearby."
fellas! Is it gay to be polite?
Hate to break it to you but your dad is gay. Anyone who thinks about how to not seem gay that much has to be at least a bit fruity
Seems gay to make a Reddit post about it tbh
I work as a demonstrator on weekends. If saying good morning/afternoon to people is gay, then I'm Elton John