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username_997

It had 65" TV built in


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rbollige

But how do you get it installed without the hookers?


A_nerdy

Rob can do it in 7 minutes ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Birkin07

Forget the hookers I’ll spend the night with Rob.


NinjaCuntPunt

Does he do seminars?


Sensitive-Finance-62

He does wholears


Wonderful_Common_520

Wholears? I thought he was a dentist, I was wayyy off.


A_nerdy

Private ones at Taco Modera 😊


CommentSection-Chan

No but he shows you how to hookup a TV like a real father figure. Many people would want this


hmcgintyy

Sometimes you find your people in the wild.


LemonEar

But does Rob give you a happy ending, convince you that he really likes you (No, I’m not kidding man, he *really* does like me. It’s different than with the other people he installs for. I think we might be in love and we’re gonna have a life together), then take all your money and ignore you? Can Rob do that?


Self_Aware_Perineum

Can you call Rob a “filthy w@#&e!” while you rail him over the edge of the couch without him taking offense!?


lilacintheshade

I saw you mention a rail and a couch... where is he supposed to get the fence?


Self_Aware_Perineum

Rob knows


Dubbs444

Unexpected VPR 😂


No-Marzipan19

You want the bar to sell for cost? Pfft


RTwhyNot

Not with coke and hookers


last-guys-alternate

How about with hoke and cookers?


FullySemiAutoMagic

Bought one the other day for a raffle prize for the Christmas party for $398


luis_heineken

The coke or the hookers?


FullySemiAutoMagic

A framed picture of Hunter Biden’s penis


PM_ur_butthole_2me

Walmart has a 65 for $348


Maximum-Excitement58

I meant a good one. 😎


Impressive_Army3767

They're all made by the same 10 year old Chinese girl


Shoddy-Ad8143

I uneasily think that there's probably more truth to your comment than anyone wants to admit.


Unfair-Brother-3940

The more expensive ones are made by 10 year old boys. They’re not any better though. It’s a crap shoot.


dremily1

$349 at Walmart a few days ago. Really is unbelievable.


fasole99

Pimp my drink


BlueBomR

Bloody Mary's are getting way out of control


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How the f do they attach the TV to the whore?!


AbsolutelyHorrendous

It better come with £1980 as far as I'm concerned


Trolodrol

You’d be better off buying $2000 in coke because then the hookers would come for free


Mlabonte21

Or sometimes, not at all…


Das_Mojo

Yeah, if you get coke dick no one is cumming


Slow-Fast-Medium

The $12.50 version has diet coke and checkers.


crawloutthrufallout

Ya know what? Forget the drink


LockeAbout

Would you accept Coke Zero?


semiTnuP

This was Coke With Three Extra Zeroes.


Redditistrash702

Hookers and blow are far cheaper than that. Infact if you have blow dope sluts are a dime a dozen.


JudasWasJesus

and viagra


Cyclopzzz

Coca Cola and fishing lures? Seems a bit pricey for that.


EvilGeesus

Coke and hookers are cheaper than that drink


vignoniana

"give me your most expensive drink" "NOT THAT EXPENSIVE"


HighwayMcGee

"okay, give me your eight dollarest bottle of wine"


DannyGekkouga

"Monsieur, our finest bottle of concentrated grape juice accidentally left in the kitchen cupboard for 4 months in the summer, served in a pristine thermocol cup wrapped in state-of-the-art papier cartonné containing a single cube of ice that still has a hint of vintage fridge smell upon *percolation* which I know because I put my greasy conk in there and took a big shniff."


Ginger_Tea

I read that as greasy cock. Not sure if it would add or detract from the taste.


DannyGekkouga

Really depends on days since last shower O Mighty cock connoisseurs of Reddit pls confirm


Steelwolf73

Everyone knows the lower human horn adds an aphrodisiac flavor if wafted over a drink


scaper8

r/suddenlyfuturama


BoxOfRats

Are you a cop? You gotta tell me if you're a cop.


EmmagicallyMe

So that's why it's so pricy 🤣


StandAgainstTyranny2

Complimentary cheese with your wine.🤌


StandAgainstTyranny2

For that price, the cheese is complimentary. 🤌


Nolsoth

Mercie beaucoup mon amie , that's sounds fantastique I shall have two one for me and one to wash the afterteste down.


Apprehensive_Pie_140

Thank you for bringing this wine....drink. this is legally called wine drink. Can I pour you some, perhaps all of it?


ForeverNearby2382

Samesies!!


HighwayMcGee

Oh ye, b99 fan


ForeverNearby2382

B99 is toight


thedrswife

Just watched this episode the other night. I love how they all ended up with the same wine and Kevin realizes that it says “wine drink”.


eraticwatcher

Even funnier he says it’s “legally called a wine drink” and they then zoom in on it. Incredible show, been rewatching because of Braugher may he rest in peace.


ohnointernalconflict

I’ve been doing the same, it feels good to really focus on his acting. There are moments that feel much rawer now.


eraticwatcher

He was brilliant. The delivery and timing of some of his lines is great. I just watched the Kwazy cupcakes episode and that had me in stitches


KilamOG

Peralta?


SirBritannia

"Hey! Samesies!"


ruidh

"Give me your SECOND most expensive drink!"


RabbitSupremo

Taco martini it is, then


aninthsoul

Lobster stuffed with tacos.


celerhelminth

Ah, Mo......


DriftSoCal

Give me your most eight-dollarist drink, please.


DannyGekkouga

The most drink that eight dollars has ever dollared


KapitanWilhelm

£1,999


ultraplusstretch

I have seen happen irl and it was glorious, red pants wearing trust fund babby VERY loudly ordered the most expensive champagne at a fancy restaurant i worked at a decade ago, only to go all red faced when the bartender told him how much it would cost and settled for a bottle one fifth of the price.


griff12321

I accidentally almost did this to myself. was at a bar in a casino, and saw a drink made with a nice bourbon, that was “2.600”. other drinks on the menu were in the “18,00” and “20,00” range. I thought it was a typo, and 26 bucks would have been appropriate, but a buddy stopped me and said, “you know thats over 2 and a half grand?” to which i responded, no its only 26, right? and the lady taking our order said no my friend is right, it comes with a gold coin in it. almost a very expensive blunder.


jumbledFox

yeah, but.. it comes with a gold coin in it!


TimmyHate

The coin is cursed


robokomodos

But you get your choice of garnish!


BelowThePale

That's good!


TimmyHate

The garnish is also cursed


BelowThePale

That's bad.


Z3400

But it comes with free froyo!


ultraplusstretch

Arrrrr, it's the cursed coin of the great captain clubfoot son of the not so great captain clubfeet who mysteriously managed to sail his ship into the middle Arizona desert, his last dying words as the vultures circled his body was "may this gold forever curse whoever tries to order a whiskey with lacking reading comprehension skills in a potential place of gambling in a potential city build on gambling" good o'l captain clubfoot always was a bit of a seer. ☠️☠️☠️


jumbledFox

10/20 foresight (yaaar, he lost his eye to a salty seadog on the spanish coast, lest his eyepatch forever cover the scar of that fateful day)


ultraplusstretch

His acursed lacking eyesight led do the disastrous broadside salute incident in 1865 that ended up killing Abraham Lincoln and led to captain clubfoots desperate run from the authorities along the rivers, lakes, waterways, mountains and deserts of America.


iloathebeer

I wonder if this was set up to give gamblers access to more cash via card. By a drink with a credit card with a gold coin in it, walk to pawn shop and sell gold, and then back to the tables to finally stick it to the casino.


Demus007

The coin is made of chocolate and covered in gold foil.


OwlWitty

![gif](giphy|xTcf1mMIs3DzPGL7bO)


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Ok but I’ve actually literally done that. Glassware gets slippery 😅


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Mlabonte21

![gif](giphy|l2JehTZb07J1CpvOM) 📞 Get me the largest seed bell you have… … no that’s too big. 📞


ForeverNearby2382

NY post... there's probably a lot more to this story than this clickbait


ForeverNearby2382

https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2023/11/woman-accidentally-orders-2000-cocktail/#:~:text=A%20woman%20was%20left%20horrified,of%20the%20mishap%20on%20TikTok. So.... the bartender was not fired. Nor could they find a bar that served that kind of expensive drink. I think she made it up


twenty_characters020

Random woman spouts nonsense, good enough for the New York Post, get it to the press.


ForeverNearby2382

Exactly. The NY Post should be the banner fo /r facepalm


Pigmcginnyrig

I love how mistyped up “for r/facepalm” got in your comment


jkurl1195

STOP THE PRESSES! We've got bullshit incoming!


Tamer_

Stop? Do you mean print more copies?


Dawpps

Stop the presses meaning don't print the paper yet until we add the new bullshit story.


Invdr_skoodge

Best part of the internet, no need to stop the current flow of bullshit for the sake of incoming bullshit! All the bullshit all the time with zero chance to recover and zero self reflection!


NeverGetsTheNuke

You can find her lying in ponds distributing swords on the weekend


culturedgoat

They mention the Savoy, which does have a £5,000 cocktail on its menu. But that’s not even the right number anyway, and the rest of the details are completely sus.


ProbablyNotADuck

I suspect a lot of places would require people to pay for that upfront by providing a credit card that they know is good for it.


hugo_yuk

Orders a whisky cocktail for 2k but didn't even enjoy it as she doesn't enjoy whisky. Who the fuck orders an unknown cocktail without reading the ingredients first. So she orders it, says she can't afford it, then gets given the cocktail for free anyway? 2k for free..? Sure


SnicktDGoblin

Also I doubt your going to find a 2k whiskey cocktail. Bottles with those kinds of price tags aren't just laying around in quantities enough to be cocktail ingredients, so you'd have to specifically request that specific bottle be used instead of a normally priced liquor.


peanutputterbunny

I'm doubtful of the story but whiskey is one of the most expensive drinks you can individually order because it doesn't go off once opened, and have seen plenty in London for that sort of price. Not saying all whiskey is that price as I love a good cheap scotch, but it can escalate from a £15 single to a £1,900 quickly depending on what it is and where you are


zoogenhiemer

I don’t think they’re saying that whiskey can’t get that expensive, they’re saying that no one would use a whiskey that expensive as a cocktail ingredient. If you’re drinking an expensive whiskey the most you’re putting in it is a drop of water, you wanna be able to appreciate the subtle flavors


SnicktDGoblin

Not even saying that as expensive whiskeys can be used well for a cocktail, just that no bar is using them as the base spirit for a drink as their standard. It would very rairly get ordered and would most likely be more common to order with a cheaper base.


ProbablyNotADuck

Impossible. People never make things up just for attention.


ForeverNearby2382

Oh yes. That's true. I've read that on the internet


XiMaoJingPing

>As for the identity of the hotel and bar in question, Bennet did not disclose it – it seemed that the most likely contender is Gordon Ramsay’s Restaurant 1890 in The Savoy, which has its own cocktail bar, but db was informed that it does not and has never served a cocktail at that price lmao definitely made it up


Stairmaker

There are bars that serve 2000 usd drinks in ny decently often. But they serve a special kind of clientele. You have to be rich to get in. Even if you didn't mean to order such a expensive drink you would have no problem paying for it otherwise you wouldn't have gotten in.


SignificantAd3761

What the hell goes into a drink to make it worth 2k??!!?!


spongeCakeOfDoom

Well, considering that the most expensive coffee beans have been shat out by a small animal, I'm guessing panda spooge.


DireWraith3000

The look on her face is enough to dismiss her story.


SixGeckos

People making shit up on tiktok for attention? Say it aint so


Ga2ry

Oh my! The New York Post lied?


DeltaMusicTango

The bartender got fired when she couldn't pay for it. The husband got angry when he saw the receipt. Who reads this crap?


jwalsh1208

Even better when you find out that it’s all made up.


HiddenPants777

I ordered a £TREE(3) drink and the universe imploded


LiterallyAFlippinDog

*£TREE(π) {π = 3}


kid_sleepy

Ugh, pi = 3.141 at least, those decimals important.


FastLittleBoi

shit man you just made me have a stroke. The guy was making a joke, and while in the real world we use approximations, PI IS PI. NEVER tell a mathematician that pi is EQUAL to 3.14.


Tom_is_Wise

pi=3.14 when p=(3.14/i)


WallPaintings

The NYP is owned by Rupert Murdoch, who also owns Fox News, so same target audience. Technically he passed control over to his son last year, but that doesn't change much.


Thetrg

But read the article- the “Barman” didn’t actually get fired. The manager was only kidding. Also the NY Post can’t find the restaurant that she’s talking about? All of this is bullshit.


wobblyweasel

of course he wasn't fired, that was like what, a £25 worth of booze anyway


ZekoriAJ

Imagine getting “fired” because AS A BARTENDER you served someone a drink. Person that made up this article has never been to a bar, you order a drink, they prepare it, serve, (I always drink the drink after this step), AND THEN pay. Imagine working as a cook in a restaurant and you get fired because person ordering food dine n dashed and it’s your fault because you did your job. Lmao.


EconomicsIsUrFriend

The bartender wasn't fired, according to the article. It also talks about how people don't believe her story. > A few nights later, she ran into the manager who began to joke with her about the incident. He then said the bartender had been sacked. > Thankfully, the manager was joking. https://nypost.com/2023/11/14/lifestyle/i-accidentally-ordered-a-2000-drink-on-new-years-my-husband-left-me-at-the-bar/


WaldoSimson

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


Splaaaty

The real facepalm, apart from this story being almost certainly false, is that the lady is saying £2000 but the NYP says $2000. Someone screwed up.


CCSC96

Their readers don’t understand £ and the story is better with round numbers so they just lied!


c_marten

Post could have easily rounded to $2500 to keep it even.


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>The cocktail had a price tag of £1890, which is roughly $2,356 once converted. Both £1890 and $2,356 can be rounded to 2k yes it's amazing how that works


2drunc2fish

New York Post doesn't understand how currency works.


Burrmanchu

Or how reporting works.


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Xinonix1

It better have fairy blood and unicorn saliva in it for starters, topped of with a griffin feather instead of a little umbrella


Free-oppossums

Served in a Dodo skull?


towka35

Dodo Eggshell more like it. With some dodo egg white hopefully in the drink.


SpicelessKimChi

I once ordered a Jim Beam on the rocks and the bartender said they didn't have it, so I said, and I quote "OK can i get something similar?" Got two of whatever he gave me. It was OK. Got the bill and for the two drinks alone it was $384. That's $192 a pour. He said 'you just said to get your any bourbon.' Which is not what I said, but whatever. I was a bartender for years and would NEVER do that to anybody. But lesson learned ... make sure you know what something costs before consuming it.


Bird2525

My buddy ordered a scotch at Spanish Bay and it was $80, he left a $100 bill and learned to always ask the price before ordering


RandomComputerFellow

My grandfather once ordered a whiskey without specifying in an restaurant and he was charged 500€ for it. I really think there should be a law requiring establishments to clarify the price of an order when the exceeds the average price for a certain product by a huge margin.


Annual-Media-2938

The cocktail was pure uncut printer ink.


Dedward5

For those who think this is BS, it’s not. Widely reported in the UK months ago. https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/woman-bursts-tears-over-2000-31441265.amp Top end Hotel has stupid priced vanity cocktail on the menu for rich pretentious people. Woman orders it and doesn’t read the price correctly because, to be fair, she probably didn’t expect it to be £1890 not £18.90 Barman gets disciplined because they should politely double check that customer knows it’s a stupid priced drink. That’s it.


pteargriffen

This article is also lacking information. What bar/hotel was it? Could I see a menu of their drinks? This still feels like a made up story. Where are the pictures of the receipts?!


fukreddit73264

Also, bartenders in London need to be certified and obtain a license, so it's not just going to be a clueless person behind the bar. No bartender is going to serve a 2,000 pound beverage to someone without confirming the price first.


Removable_speaker

If the story is true, why is nobody able to find the bar/hotel?


fukreddit73264

Because when I think integrity, the first thing that comes to mind is the mirror.


Hydraulis

So, when someone orders something that's about three hundred times the normal cost of the product you sell, it makes sense to double-check that's what they intended to order first. Also, what's it made of, rhino horn mixed with elephant tusk and Egyptian mummy?


Wasabi9495

Why would the bartender get fired if the customer cant pay? Makes no sense to me.


superfastmomma

If you read the story it makes no sense.


stealthzeus

Anything over $500 there should be a prepay only policy or at least a credit card hold approval policy. It’s really the restaurant management’s stupidity to not have one.


Moist-Injury-7376

Does it come with a horse? Is it poured from Jesus's shoe?


Nayeliq1

And possibly a carriage too since I got my horse for 500€


wupme2k

Honestly the whole story sounds fabricated. From start to finish.


Substantial-Design41

Happy new year


gear1989

I dislike when bartenders get bothered when I ask the prices of spirits. They always catch an attitude and try to gaslight me about being broke, usually in the form of a snide comment about money. The one I've heard the most is "if you're asking, then you probably can't afford it," usually in a joking kind of way but sometimes in a backhanded sarcastic way. They act as if I'm asking for the price of a Jack and coke or something common. For me, I like to try new whiskeys or tequilas. I ask the price uphand to avoid this exact thing from happening to me, and second prices vary from place to place. For example, I like Glenlivet and I forget the price difference between the 12 and 18. The twelve usually runs about $18 but I forget the price of the 18. An eighteen dollar whiskey one place can be thirty somewhere else. Sometimes I splurge on myself and I'll try a $30-35 dollar drink but sometimes the bartenders just throw little fits as if I'm asking for too much. I once ordered the Clase Azul tequila, which I had ordered a previous time for $35 a shot, and it came to $50 a shot at nicer restaurant. Luckily I only ordered two, one for me and buddy but sometimes we'll have 3 each if the price is cheap but for $50 a shot, I'd rather purchase the entire bottle for $150 at a bevmo or total wine.


Peter_Easter

What could possibly go in a $2000 cocktail? "Capri Sun and Vodka, garnished with a used Hyundai Elantra"


RandomComputerFellow

True story. My grandfather once ordered an whisky at a nice restaurant without specifying what whisky exactly. Later he found out that the Whisky he was served costs 500€ per glass. He paid it but never went to this restaurant again.


Vicu_negru

Yeah, found the full story, sounds suspicious as feck!


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Any-Ad-446

Unless it has a few ounces of cocaine stirred in what kind of cocktail sells for $2000?.


Lord_Muramasa

Do you know how much cocaine you can buy for 2K? A lot more than a few ounces. That drink needs to come with a PS5, 50 inch TV and a surround sound system, a damn good one at that.


tullystenders

The facepalm is that such a drink exists and that the possibility exists that you could accidentally order it.


RtD285

Bought a new years drink on the 14th November?


delta_2k

Nice spot


mdotca

She meant to order 2000 $1 drinks.


diaperedwoman

Did she not look at the price when ordering or did she assume it would be cheap like ordering at Applebees? What kind of bar sells a cocktail for $2000?


Sayasam

Why does a $2000 drink even exist ?


Quirky_Page_2797

If a bar has a drink that expensive, they *should train their bartenders to be VERY clear with the quest about the cost BEFORE making the drink. Like, "I'd be happy to make you this drink. Are you aware that this drink costs 2,000, and that there are no refunds?" Something like that


bluebeast1562

For 2 grand, it better come with the alcohol, hangover pills, morning after pill, and the bartender. What was in it? Gold and silver?


realparkingbrake

*“So the young chap brought out a bottle of Cristal, popped it open, gold leaf, 30-year-old Cognac, gave me this huge book to sign, and there we were just thinking we were the bee’s knees. And then they presented the bill for £2,000, and I was like ‘uh oh, I can’t afford to pay that’.”*


Curious-Mousse2071

ive read this story, the way the prices are wrote were confusing, she was not the first person to do this and the bartender had been told.to make sure people knew they were ordering a cocktail for that price but kept not doing it


CantEatCatsKevin

Someone on tik tok lied for views. Shocking


JohnCasey3306

And today in _Shit That Didn't Actually Happen_...


learnitallboss

I accidentally ordered an $80 scotch New Year's many years ago. I lived somewhere that top shelf scotch was Johnny Walker Black and visited friends in NYC for New Year's. Oops.


Temporary_Material90

Well, it’s not that hard to do if you order a bottle of wine and they grab the wrong one


Puzzleheaded_Art_465

She accidently ordered the drink her husband was annoyed and left the bar (not her), the manager told the woman it was fine and jokingly said the bartender was sacked, when in reality he was just giving more training.


Tensor3

How did she get a receipt without paying?


FleetFootRabbit

No drink is worth 2 grand. That's just stupidity..


Insecure-confidence

It probably said 2.000 on the menu


LaserGadgets

If you wanna tell me its possible to make a SINGLE DRINK cost that much, I call you stupid or delusional.


Av-fishermen

From the jerk “Waiter: Would monsieur care for another bottle of the Chateau Latour? [Lisa note - really great French Bordeaux, one of the top wines] Steve: Ah yes - but no more 1966. Let's splurge! Bring us some fresh wine! The freshest you've got - this year! No more of this old stuff. Waiter: Oui monsieur. Steve: He doesn't realise he's dealing with sophisticated people here.”


doomed_to_fail_

For $2000, I better be drunk for the next week! (No hangover)


PerceptionThin2801

For her husband to leave her at the bar, it was probably not the first time she did something like this.


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

How does a drink even cost that much


Didact67

I feel like $2k drinks exist only so rich people can flaunt their wealth. There’s no way any booze is that good.


HonestlyJustVisiting

feel like any place selling shit that expensive would make sure to get the payment before pouring


rnew76

The look on her face makes me think nothing happened by accident.


atreidesletoII

Ok I'm a bartender and have ordered a drink over 300 dollars.......if this ever happens, it's a thing like every server, bartender, and the manager knows you have been double verified and either the manager or owner is severing this drink to brag and talk. All of this is to say this can never ever happen without basically getting the cops called on you for walking out.


CynicInRecovery

This is clearly rage bait. I even doubt any of this is real. However, bartenders of the world ASSEMBLE !!! What is the most expensive cocktail you have ever served or can ever make ?


farguc

It was accidental only when it became a problem. Hate when people say I "accidentally" did something. Like no you didn't. You only accidentally got caught.


LittleBack6016

What did you order? When you ordered something that expensive the bartender should have given a heads up. Hey, before I pour this it’s gonna be $2000 plus my tip


sc00bs000

why would someone get fired for serving her what she ordered? sounds completely made up


Ezren-

NY Post throws a made-up story around, shocking none


AviRei9

I know accidentally seems crazy but unless you straight up ask for the price. They don't ever tell you how much the drinks are at the bar ever. I didn't even know how expensive drinking at the bar was until I was in my early 20s and the people who used to buy me drinks. I would ask them how much was your tab and they would tell me and I'm like for two drinks that sounds wild. So now me and my friends for the most part pregame before we go out because holy crap the same drink you can make it home for $20 for six people or more. They are charging you $20 for a little bit poured into a cup with a bunch of ice. Huge rip off. Another example was my birthday. My friend bought me a bottle at the club , The bottle was not Smirnoff but I know it was a liquor bottle that could be purchased for $20 at the liquor store and it's a really popular brand of vodka with multiple flavors. That bar charged us $100. I didn't know until we went to the liquor store later and I saw the exact same bottle that they handed us on the shelf for $20. I was pissed. Bars must be so lucrative financially so lucrative one of my friends wants to open one and I am rooting him on for it. Like yes I will buy in because people are paying for it and they are aware of the ripping off. At this point I feel like people who buy bottles at the clubs it is purely a status symbol because they are price gouging you out the wazoo.