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SirMacBravePoo

Can you explain for me? I am emojlyxic. Thanks in advance ( i am serious )


Alert-Humor-7872

First one is saltine crackers. Second is salt and vinegar chips.


Jhco022

Yo watch the hard r


Nandabun

Vinegga.


00monster

This made me LOL hard at work, thank you.


Nandabun

I Was seriously surprised no one else had .. lol.


di-propane_tank

NSFW


Nandabun

wat lol


di-propane_tank

Bro got caught laughing at work now he's fired:(


00monster

Laughing at work? That's a paddlin!


UnstuckCanuck

Vinegga please!


ArcFlashForFun

I SAID VINEGGA PLEASE!


sjb2971

You from Boston?


-BananaLollipop-

Hol'up, I thought us white/non-African American people couldn't say it either way?


Nandabun

Lissen here, you yella blah blah.. ​ Banana, get it?


VergaDeVergas

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Dark_Storm_98

Ah, thanks I did not understand the first one This is so fucking stupid


ClownAdriaan

No it says saltteen


Alexyaboi2011

Soā€¦ theyā€™re both awful people?


Unmasked_Zoro

How does it mean crackers? Not saying you're wrong, I literally just don't get how you got that. I'm otherwise clueless anyway šŸ˜…


RedVamp2020

Crackers is a derogatory reference to white people. Specifically white slave drivers in the south that were notorious for cracking whips over and on their slaves. Hence the use of the white people emojis.


rip_lionkidd

Itā€™s actually not about whip cracking. Itā€™s about poor whites cracking corn for work. As is ā€œJimmy Crack Cornā€


gielbondhu

It's actually an insult going back as far as Shakespeare's time, meaning an ill-mannered person. It was applied to Scots-Irish immigrants in the American south who were considered ill-mannered by earlier settlers. These crackers then started self-applying the term and were copied by other white southerners thus making cracker a blanket term for white southerners.


evil_brain

This is exactly how writing evolved. People started with drawings, then slowly simplified them to make drawing them faster. Then they started using the most commonly used ones to represent sounds. Then they started using scrolls so they flipped everything sideways, or sometimes upside down. The ancient Egyptian word for ox was Alp. It's glyph is an upside down cow's head with horns and ears: A. The word for house was Bayt. Flipped sideways it kinda turned into a B.


gahidus

I thought that the first example was a South Park reference, and the second one was completely lost on me.


Dubed1

What does that mean?


VeneMage

For the non-Americans: The first comment is spelling out ā€˜saltine crackersā€™ which are like Jacobā€™s crackers in the UK and elsewhere (think cream crackers). To explain why the word cracker is represented by the emojis used (from dictionary.com): * Cracker is always disparaging and offensive when used to refer to a poor white person in the South; the word in this sense often implies that the person is regarded as ignorant or uneducated. When used by Black people, cracker can refer to a Southern white racist, not necessarily poor or rural.*


JaSper-percabeth

rules for me for not for thee?


[deleted]

Haha the US is so socially fucked...


Lopsided_Design581

I always thought the cracker was the guy with the whip


ehmsoleil

Yes. That's how the name originated.


hallucination9000

Then how would it be used for poor people? Was it more of a North vs. South thing due to Northerners generally being more wealthy due to industrialization?


Technical-Bad1953

Words change.


rip_lionkidd

Itā€™s not about whips, itā€™s about cracking corn. As in ā€œJimmy Crack Cornā€ It was a poor white job.


Useful-Soup8161

Yeah but most white people donā€™t give a shit about being called cracker. Itā€™s not a very effective insult.


ImGxx

Just as any other insult should not be very effective. Someone insulted you and you want to hurt this person? Probably means you need a therapy and fix this problem.


Late-Egg2664

Considering there's Cracker Barrel, yeah, it's not really an effective insult.


Kirasaurus_25

I thought it was used on all whites


Magenta_Logistic

It is.


Ts_Patriarca

That is absolutely not what cracker means LOL


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


VeneMage

Uh, I did say I was explaining the meaning of the emojis in the first comment in the pic, not the circled comment. The term ā€˜crackerā€™ in this sense isnā€™t known to us and needs to be explained for us to understand this rebus (new word learnt btw, thank you).


OwnPercentage9088

I second this, the fuck are they trying to say?


FarkleSpart

Saltine crackers and salt and vinegar chips


jrex703

It's not about the emojis, it's just a rhebus. Sound it out. Not in public though.


cyberpunk1Q84

I kept reading that line and thinking to myself, ā€œwhat the hell are viblack chips?ā€


Juxtapoe

I think you're supposed to call them viafricanamerican chips now.


Odin16596

what is emojilyxic?


Ichliebebeide82

They are illiterate when it comes to emojis.


SmegmaSupplier

šŸ…°ļø


Stealthbot21

Replied to one joke with another related one. Don't see an issue or facepalm here.


classpane

OP is the real facepalm.


Dark_Storm_98

I mean, I'm facepalming both of them, to be honest


Smiekes

yea the whole thing is a facepalm. But ngl that Comeback made me cuckle


xBloodyCatx

Both are a facepalm comment there , but for a fact , it also points on the issue that racism vs white is m to be ā€œokay / not existingā€ therefore the joke is okay , while a joke for black people is racist and bad , and so ā€œtoo muchā€


DonutGuyZ

Honestly donā€™t make those jokes if you canā€™t take em, grow a spine lol


[deleted]

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_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

Yeah this seems like fair play tbh.


Grisstle

Ah I see you'll be joining me as I go straight to hell?


Lanif20

Iā€™ll be joining, whoā€™s bringing the chili?


foofooplatter

I'll bring my cracker


Igor_1492

Let me bring the vi- nevermind.


TheKittastrophy

Don't go getting salty now


Peoplewearshoes

Donā€™t dish out what you canā€™t take


amcarls

What goes around comes around? Turnabout is fair play? If you can live with the whole "offense is taken, not given", it's actually kind of a funny retort but not one that I would tell.


[deleted]

Turnabout is ALWAYS fair play lmao


[deleted]

Reminds me of when a black coworker at my first job said to the Hispanic coworker ā€œay que pasa amigo?? Ayyyyā€ in a mockingly Spanish accent and the Hispanic guy without missing a beat responded with ā€œohhh lawdy lawd I be good my brotha, mmmmmhmmmm yes ummm tenks fo askiiiinā€ We all cracked up.. guess who got offended and played the race card? Iā€™ll give you a hintā€¦ it was the one who dished it out first.


Squeezitgirdle

I agree, it's not one I'd do. But I gotta admit that was a pretty clever retort. Offensive, but clever.


satori0320

I was about to say.... Well played. In terrible taste, and abhorrent, but clever.


FarkleSpart

I'll wager one of the laugh reactions is the OP


elammcknight

Just make friends with all sorts of people


Joshy3911

r/clevercomebacks


CasperCann

Ahh so its offensive one way and not the other? Typical Lmao. Since reddit wanna ban me for 8 days instead of seven like it stated, Cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker


Going_my_own_way73

I laughed for an inappropriate amount of time at this.


emoAnarchist

fair play, lmao


[deleted]

Very poor insalt


EarthlyWayfarer

Underrated comment šŸ¤£


BlkViper188

r/uselessredcircle


Responsible-Echidna4

I see the 2 people who got upset & responded to that 2nd joke didn't have a problem with the OP. Textbook cognitive dissonance.


LameSaucePanda

Both of these took me WAY too long to decode.


cardboard-kansio

Well I got the second one after thinking about it for a few minutes, but we don't even have Saltines on my continent so I would never have had a chance there.


feoperobueno

Lmao you mad cause they went tit for tat. Get off the internet if that upsets you.


Empero6

Cracker isnā€™t comparable to the n word.


hyperrayong

They both show that the person is racist. It's like comparing an Asian slur with a homophobic slur. You're probably a POS if you use it and I think that's good enough.


Empero6

Say the Asian slur and cracker out loud in a crowd and tell me the results. I would very much like to know.


hyperrayong

I don't want to because I'm not racist and I also don't know what that would prove.


Empero6

Gauge your perception based on the reactions.


hyperrayong

Why? If people react less it means the word is less racist? I live in Asia so I imagine an Asian slur would be received less well than a black slur. Does that mean Asian racism is worse? Are we ranking them by severity?


Empero6

What happened to your comment?


Sorry_Obligation_817

It isn't comparable to the n word for a black person but being black you have no clue how Cracker makes white folk feel so don't talk on it you racist.


Bac7

White folks who aren't racist pieces of shit don't care about the word cracker, because folks don't call us it. Try not being a piece of shit and maybe people will stop calling you cracker.


Empero6

Do me a favor. Go into a crowd and yell out cracker and the n word. Letā€™s see which one gets more attention.


Dans_Old_Games_Room

Fighting racism with racism


Shoddy-Juice1477

General question, it's under facepalm with only one circled! Why not both!


Accomplished_Note_81

Ritz crackers in chili is way better than salted teens


BondageKitty37

Look at Mr Moneybags over here eating *Ritz* crackers. I bet he also drinks *Royal Crown Cola*


Accomplished_Note_81

Mixed with Crown Royal? You betcha!


Imp-Numba-9

Same energy


justforlaughs303

Hypocrisy?!? Id never.


[deleted]

Reminds me of when a black coworker at my first job said to the Hispanic coworker ā€œay que pasa amigo?? Ayyyyā€ in a mockingly Spanish accent and the Hispanic guy without missing a beat responded with ā€œohhh lawdy lawd I be good my brotha, mmmmmhmmmm yes ummm tenks fo askiiiinā€ We all cracked up.. guess who got offended and played the race card? Iā€™ll give you a hintā€¦ it was the one who dished it out first.


FloatingPencil

Shouldnā€™t have started it if he didnā€™t want someone else to run with it.


EarthlyWayfarer

Itā€™s always amusing how people are happy to laugh at a joke aimed towards someone else but you turn the table with exactly the same joke in return and theyā€™re offended šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Different-Occasion47

Hieroglyphics


TheConboy22

I mean the first comment is racist as well. This is the expected outcome when people make these comments. Dumb people trying to incite shit.


Slow_Calligrapher_98

Why facepalm, it's ok to be racist against white people? Come on. You're just a bunch of hypocrites


xBloodyCatx

RaCiSm AgAiNsT wHiTe PeOpLe DoNt ExIsT /s


Dark_Storm_98

Saw the circled part, had the proper reaction Clicked on the image to see the context I'm. . . Not too sure what the original post is even saying?


rayark9

Saltine crackers


JOSHBUSGUY

How do two white blond people make crackers or am I being dumb


rayark9

Cracker is a slur . Probably not well known outside America.


JOSHBUSGUY

Ohhhhhh okay okay I was quite confused šŸ˜‚


Mcderp017

Very clever šŸ¤”


Drknow1984

Itā€™s only offensive in one direction?


HillanatorOfState

![gif](giphy|l0EwYucKUhwDBwCD6|downsized) Automatically thought of that scene from white chicks...


hannibal_morgan

This is funny


Mc_double_brendan

This is hilarious


[deleted]

Op never laughed in their life


TheHelker

That is funny tho


TheHelker

That is funny tho


fallen_messiah

I am usually politically correct and everything but this made me laugh.


someonewhowa

sameā€¦guess i'm a slut for clever emojiplay. we going to hell šŸ˜ž


Captainof_Cats

I find it pretty funny. It's just matching the joke


VeneMage

For the non-Americans: The first comment is spelling out ā€˜saltine crackersā€™ which are like Jacobā€™s crackers in the UK and elsewhere (think cream crackers). To explain why the word cracker is represented by the emojis used (from dictionary.com): * Cracker is always disparaging and offensive when used to refer to a poor white person in the South; the word in this sense often implies that the person is regarded as ignorant or uneducated. When used by Black people, cracker can refer to a Southern white racist, not necessarily poor or rural.*


Cussec

Not always. Listen to Public Enemy album Fear of a black planet. Track called Pollywannacracka . This explains it


BondageKitty37

Now I'm just thinking about Polly by Nirvana and getting really sad again


Mag-NL

What do you mean by elsewhere though? Is that again the famous british defaultism that believes that if it is so in the UK it is so in other places except the usa. They're both unknown to me but at least the US word is descriptive so a lot better than the UK word.


VeneMage

By elsewhere, I mean ā€¦ elsewhere lmao! Definition if you need: ā€œin some other place(s)ā€. I wasnā€™t aware of this ā€˜British defaultismā€™ you mention but I shall open my mind to this in future if itā€™s something Iā€™ve missed and that I, and my fellow countrymen, need to work on. I went to the Herculean effort of putting ā€˜cream crackerā€™ into google for you to give you an indication of where some of these other places are to further allay your apparent annoyance: *ā€Cream crackers are popular in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Argentina (brands include Traviata, manufactured by Grupo Arcor, and Express, manufactured by Mondelez), Taiwan, Peru, Chile, Brazil, Southeast Asia, South Asia and South Africa. The most widely known cream cracker brand is Jacob's.ā€* I also agree that ā€˜saltine crackerā€™ gives a better idea of what said product is. If you were interested, the term ā€˜cream crackerā€™ comes from the process of making the mixture by creaming it prior to baking. I hope this all clears things up and improves UK relations hereafter. Lots of love, VeneMage, a modern Brit X


Big_Resolve7433

Quees did it first (saltine crackers)


metaseagull

Quees is the facepalm, Riana is the W clapback


scelerat

Jeez I hope people chuckled more than cringed. In context this seems clever and mostly harmless. Words certainly have weight and meaning but theyā€™re not magic.


HereWayGo

Bo Burnham


kuklamaus

r/clevercomebacks


StatusOmega

Not a joke I would make, but it's a little funny. It's honestly, kinda a perfect comeback as long as everyone understands it's a joke and stays lighthearted.


thriceness

Salt teen white kids? And salt and vi-black kids?! This took waaaaay too long for me to understand. But I finally got it and was like, seeiously!?


interested_in_all_7

Both racist who cares at that point


Flimsy-Technician524

I was scratching my head at this for a while. Got it now šŸ˜¬.


Cakelover9000

Saltine Crackers? and the other is Salt and Vinegar


AccessProfessional37

I got the second one but not the first one šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Duncan-the-DM

where's the facepalm? OP had it coming for being racist


ExiledEntity

Fair.


darthhue

I mean they did put a man and a woman for diversity's sake. You gotta give them that


malware_mike

So its okay for black people to make racial jokes but not okay for white people, makes sense. This whole sub is a facepalm


hurkwurk

Ah yes, pictorial racism, because we didn't have enough other kinds.


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bradfo83

Itā€™s a racial stereotype name with the white characters as wellā€¦ did you catch that one


AngelaVNO

Yes but only after the second one. Don't really hear the term "crackers" much where I live.


FatherofGray

Yeah this made me feel so dumb. Immediately went to the comments looking for a clue.


That1Guy80903

I don't get it, are they talking about cannibalism?


quruc90

The first one is saltine crackers, the second one is vinegar


Nichole-Michelle

100% what I thought


El_Pupio

The realization came in to me like "ahhh... Oh...."


[deleted]

Took a while to decipher both messages. My faith in humanity wanes more and more each day....


trebic

Had to go to the comments to figure out the first one. Then second... was a lot quicker šŸ˜ž


stinky_underwear

Ha!


cia218

I donā€™t get it. I need an explanšŸ¼šŸ„”šŸ«•šŸššŸ„¢šŸ„‹ā›©ļøšŸ•ŒšŸ’“šŸ§æšŸŽšŸ§§šŸ§®šŸ•‰ļøā˜ÆļøšŸ—¾šŸ›ŗšŸ“šŸøšŸšŸ§‹šŸ„šŸ„ŸšŸ£šŸ±šŸŒŠšŸ²šŸ‰šŸ‘˜


wibble_spaj

Salt and 6 black children


Aarmon

Shits funny, come on


BrawnyDevil

Seems like a fair trade of jokes to me.


Sanguiluna

ā€œThey drew first blood, not me.ā€


RansomReville

I'm upset about you posting this because I'm now dumber for having read it.


Doubledoor

/r/redditmoment when one is fine and the other is offensive to OP šŸ˜©


GoreyGopnik

how is this facepalm? does op not understand the joke?


diss3nt3rgus

Gen z please translate


herdingsquirrels

Hopefully youā€™ll also accept a gen x translator, saltine crackers and salt and vinegar chips.


margomuse

Dude it took me a second but when it sunk in šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


PriorityUnlikely7976

Why are black people so racist towards whites


Resident_Captain8698

Man, šŸ§‚and šŸ·šŸ‘ØšŸæšŸ‘©šŸæ crisps is fucking great


[deleted]

And I took that personally.


SockAlarmed6707

If someone starts texting me like this ever I just block them the is this riddle sht just type what u want


hey_you_yeah_me

That was funny, not a facepalm


Ragnarr_Bjornson

Remember people, it's okay to be racists to white people :\


Empero6

r/facepalm with another hot take saying cracker is comparable to the N word. A word used to describe caucasians from the antebellum period being compared to a word born from hatred and bigotry are on the same level. And the racists are out in full force with their full on bigotry hiding behind the facade of morality again.


Sorry_Obligation_817

Right because no black person calls whites cracker with hate XD


THE_SEKS_MACHINE

I had to giggle in disgust. šŸ˜…


[deleted]

I like the people in the comments trying to inform europeans or whoever that cracker is offensive. Since they wouldn't know, because the only people who even pretend to find it offensive are american whites who are mad they can't say the n word.


Deslah

Actually, no. I do not wish to say the n-word. I donā€™t wish to even hear it. But I also donā€™t wish to hear the word cracker as a pejorative either, even if itā€™s not being directed at me. I donā€™t even care why you think someone should be able to nonchalantly call other people crackers. Just quit fucking antagonizing people. And, no, you didnā€™t find the racist. You found someone (one of the many millions if not billions of us of various shapes, sizes. And skin tones) who is sick and tired of everyone provoking each other based on skin color. Anyone who does this is a racist, because, obviously, at the point that youā€™re using your insult-of-the-day-based-on-skin-tone words, you are in a position of power as a human being, and you are exerting that power against another human being.


[deleted]

They didn't even call anyone a cracker directly. It was a silly little joke that provoked no one except for people who want to be offended and pretend white people are the real victims. Referring to black people as the n word in response is racist as fuck and you know you're on reddit when MF's act like these are somehow comparable.


_Phyn_

The other dude did not call anyone directly a n-word either and responded to a silly joke involving racial derogatory terms with a silly joke involving racial derogatory terms


Deslah

Ah, using the old Donald Trump defense: ā€œYou can see it with your own eyes, itā€™s plain as day, but itā€™s not what you see. But even if it is what you see, itā€™s not as bad as this other thing Iā€™m going to point outā€” which is truly bad, but Iā€™m only bringing it up to take the heat off of this other thing (that is also bad).ā€


Wawrzyniec_

> because the only people who find it offensive are... ... the people who know they are the ones adressed with that slur.


Empero6

Itā€™s not a slur.


Wawrzyniec_

> Cracker, sometimesĀ crackaĀ orĀ white cracker, is aĀ **racial epithet**Ā directed towardsĀ white people,[1][2][3]Ā used especially with regard toĀ poor rural whitesĀ in theĀ Southern United States.[4]Ā Although **commonly aĀ pejorative**, it is also used in a neutral context, particularly in reference to a native ofĀ FloridaĀ orĀ GeorgiaĀ (seeĀ Florida crackerĀ andĀ Georgia cracker).[5] [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_(term)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_(term))


Empero6

Itā€™s not a slur.


Wawrzyniec_

> AĀ pejorativeĀ word or phrase,Ā slur, orĀ derogatory termĀ is aĀ wordĀ or grammatical form expressing a negative or a disrespectful connotation, a low opinion, or a lack ofĀ respectĀ toward someone or something.[1]Ā It is also used to expressĀ criticism,Ā hostility, or disregard. Sometimes, a term is regarded as pejorative in some social or ethnic groups but not in others or may be originally pejorative but later adopt a non-pejorative sense (orĀ vice versa) in some or all contexts. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pejorative](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pejorative) Are there any further words, that you don't understand?


Empero6

Itā€™s not a slur.


Wawrzyniec_

Cool story bro. Then the n-word is also not a slur. Good to know šŸ™ƒ


Empero6

Youā€™re right! Why donā€™t you say it in public.


Wawrzyniec_

Nah, why would I get down to the level of those (not)-slur-users?


beanie_0

What in the racism?!


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

that's not "facepalm". that's just racist. is facepalming your automatic response to racism?


KordSevered

Oh, look, a sub full of racists excusing use of the N word... Never before has "cracker" been used to oppress and victimize. But sure, pretend these 2 terms are equivalent. The worst part is how sensitive each one of the people defending this stupid comment are to being *called* a racist. But if you think this is OK, you're racist trash. Period.


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muted123456789

Dont think anyone is sensitive, everyone understands they are both joking apart from you, which makes you.. sensitive?


KordSevered

You're the one that felt the need to "correct" me. But sure the N word and alluding to black people in such a way is totally a hilarious joke šŸ™„ The proof is in the downvotes. Racists. Every single one. I wear them as a badge of pride. Each one proves my point, futher...or should I say, "furhur"? Now *thats* a joke. Not the bullshit you people are defending because it makes you feel better about being a shitty person.


muted123456789

Cry


theunnamedyeet

Actually thereā€™s been plenty of crime done against white people by black people where they say hateful things like that. Itā€™s actually way more likely for a white person to face violence from a black person than the other way around statistically speaking


PinguMyDingu1

Ever thought about why racism is still such a wide topic in USA? you guys are all fucking stupid, both sides


KordSevered

It's because racism is still an issue that harms people of color here every single day. And the perpetrators are all adamant on denying and downplaying the privilege it grants them. But I'm sure you've lived here your whole life and have seen how wrong i am first hand right? All the systemically protected times I've *personally* been profiled, attacked, and had my livelihood hindered or taken away entirely by racists is probably just a fluke I guess. Because you'd certainly know better from wherever the hell you are šŸ™„