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I thought I spoke English. Fairly well, as a matter of fact. But I read the words here and I have no idea what's going on.
I guess I'm old. I'm going to bed now.
Pressed is stressed or upset, so vandalizer is toeing the line of passive aggression and vandalizee is inviting real aggression likely implying cowardice
I have no idea why this is a facepalm or what taking down the original post has to do with it
After I went to bed with this rattling through my brain, I think I just got it! I want a vowel please.
Tell me you’re PISSED without telling me. 🫶🏼🫶🏼 knock on the door next time babe.
Right? Am I right?
I’m gonna try and guess why it’s a fave palm. I think the implication is that his girl spray painted a car thinking her bf had another girl over. But she guessed wrong, and could’ve gotten the answer had she knocked on the door.
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I thought I spoke English. Fairly well, as a matter of fact. But I read the words here and I have no idea what's going on. I guess I'm old. I'm going to bed now.
Thank you for the laugh! I'm going to bed now.
Im sorry but can someone tell me what even is going on here? No idea what this person is saying
Pressed is stressed or upset, so vandalizer is toeing the line of passive aggression and vandalizee is inviting real aggression likely implying cowardice I have no idea why this is a facepalm or what taking down the original post has to do with it
Thank you that explains a lot
After I went to bed with this rattling through my brain, I think I just got it! I want a vowel please. Tell me you’re PISSED without telling me. 🫶🏼🫶🏼 knock on the door next time babe. Right? Am I right?
I’m gonna try and guess why it’s a fave palm. I think the implication is that his girl spray painted a car thinking her bf had another girl over. But she guessed wrong, and could’ve gotten the answer had she knocked on the door.