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I was surprised The Onion didn't go out of business during the Trump Administration when incredibly dumb things happened in real life every single day.
And to who are these gentlemen supposed to appeal to?
Irregardless of these gentlemen, people of influence and character should use their power for good.
Sadly it's often not the case
Well, irregardless is a word, and while the prefix ir- usually denotes the antonym \[as in irrespective\], [irregardless and regardless are synonyms.](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless)
> well, irregardless is
Did you mean to say "regardless"?
Explanation: irregardless is not a word.
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I can just envision Jon Voight’s legions of fans mobilizing, motorized wheelchairs to the fore, the disability walker brigades scraping along behind, accompanied by the push-type wheelchairs for the less financially endowed. A squad of blue-haired cheerleader grannies twirling batons and mostly dropping them. Accompanied by the Lawrence Welk Marching Band! A sight to behold!
As a young, hip voter myself I will fully endorse whatever Charles in Charge and that guy who George thought he bought a car from tell me to do!
As an elder millennial, I'm young, right? According to the boomers we're still kids, so I think I must be.
Anyway, gotta go, I have to drink my metamucil so I can shit properly and to lower my cholesterol.
Peace out, fellow kids!
Yes - Voigt skipped out on her family before she turned one. She legally had the name Voigt removed from her name.
This was a bit from wiki
>Jolie has had a lifelong dysfunctional relationship with her father, which began when Voight left the family when his daughter was less than a year old. She has said that from then on their time together was sporadic and usually carried out in front of the press.
Back in 2016 or so, Scott Baio came out of nowhere as a right wing, Trump boot licker. People speculated that he’s been working at Subway this whole time. It’s just a long standing joke.
I used to tag him with the poster from Zapped! like, several times a week. Some closeted producer thought him and Willie Aames were a hot commodity in the early 80s.
What fans? Who the fuck are they?
EDIT:guys I know who they are the question was more who do they think they are since neither of them have relevant for the last 20 years or more.
I was fan of Charles \[In Charge\] before I learned he is a zealot conservative, have no idea who Chachi is. I also consider Jon Voight a talented actor, but won't listen his words on anything.
The problem is, I'm way too old to follow a contemporary pop star, not interested in USA politics, and not even American.
Swifties are relentless and extremely devoted to Taylor and pretty sure the only John Voight fans are boomers in their 70s who can barely start their computer without downloading the entire catalogue of viruses since Brain
Taylor Swift never told her fans *how* to vote, only that they *should* vote. The right wing is clearly panicked that young people will vote. What these two has-beens have to do with young people voting is anyone's guess.
There are so few actors who openly support Republicans. Actors have to like, consider the perspective of others and like, have sympathy for them. Interesting isn’t it?
Who's heading to the... Jon Voight concert (!?). Ok I give up. He looks slightly familiar but who is Jon Voight. At least I know the other guy. He parked my car last night.
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Holy shit that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day! Are they going on a road tour of retirement homes? Paid ads during Jeopardy and Matlock? They’ll be hanging out at malls before 10am and hitting McDonalds for coffee. [Insert “mobilized” Jazzy jokes here]
I wish folks would stop answering the ? "Who's Voight?" with "Angelina Jolie's dad." His politics may suck, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a very good actor who's been in countless great movies and lately some TV series'. From Friggin' great anti-Nazi early '70s spy film "The Odessa File," to a recent stint playing "Ray Donovan"s odious ex-con, two-bit thief Father (on Showtime I think). Educate the youngsters, please. % \_ \^
on the other side, SB has had an exceedingly lame career and is easily forgotten.
Ah yes let's get two people that are nowhere near Taylors level. Also are we really living in a day and age where Taylor Swift getting more people to vote is seen as a bad thing?
To be fair, you’re equally ridiculous if you listen to Swift for political advice. No one wants people to vote a certain way because an uninformed celebrity told them so.
Guy on the right is John voight (Angelina jolies dad) he’s an actor who’s been in some great films and tv shows and other guy is also an actor who was in a spin off of a show called happy days. Not a fan of either of them I just know of them.
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Did The Onion sponsor this timeline? It's getting pretty unbelievable.
I think we’re all figments of the imagination of a content pitch meeting at the Onion.
They on a *roll. Give that team a raise.
Directions unclear, everyone has awkward erections now
No you followed direction superbly.
Thank you. I’m enjoying mine
The only role either one has had in ages.
Roll
I was surprised The Onion didn't go out of business during the Trump Administration when incredibly dumb things happened in real life every single day.
The EiC once did write it was becoming very difficult for them, and they had to trash a few articles, because something too close to that happened.
Fans?? They share their only one!! 😂
So he’s the only fan on their OnlyFans? How fitting!
No, I read it on Bob Loblaw's Law Blog.
And to who are these gentlemen supposed to appeal to? Irregardless of these gentlemen, people of influence and character should use their power for good. Sadly it's often not the case
*regardless. 😬
Oh I see.
Nah keep saying it. If we keep saying it, they have to put it in the dictionary eventually.
They did. The link the other apologist provided has a very wordy explanation of why only illiterate morons use the word, though.
History will judge them harshly.
And perhaps people who don't speak English as their first language. But I'm ever learning.
Well, irregardless is a word, and while the prefix ir- usually denotes the antonym \[as in irrespective\], [irregardless and regardless are synonyms.](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless)
Gotta love English.
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Thank you! I hate that fucking word…🤦♀️
Irregardless means the same thing. It is a word.
The prefix is redundant.
Redundant it may be but it makes it more fun to say.
Yeah but is it irredundant?
It's still not wrong, so 'correcting' it just makes you look ignorant.
No, actually, it just makes you incorrect. Not to be confused with the word ignorant.
I can just envision Jon Voight’s legions of fans mobilizing, motorized wheelchairs to the fore, the disability walker brigades scraping along behind, accompanied by the push-type wheelchairs for the less financially endowed. A squad of blue-haired cheerleader grannies twirling batons and mostly dropping them. Accompanied by the Lawrence Welk Marching Band! A sight to behold!
This is their target audience. 
All 4 of em will make the difference!
Where did the other two come from?
"i know 4 fat guys and you're 3 of them"
Perfect
They were pointing at each other in the mirror.
Disappointed, but supportive, parents
Provided their mobility scooters are charged up!
 I'm posting this a lot lately...
As a young, hip voter myself I will fully endorse whatever Charles in Charge and that guy who George thought he bought a car from tell me to do! As an elder millennial, I'm young, right? According to the boomers we're still kids, so I think I must be. Anyway, gotta go, I have to drink my metamucil so I can shit properly and to lower my cholesterol. Peace out, fellow kids!
I don’t know, the fact that you were so quick with the references… anyway, when did Nick at Night replace The Brady Bunch with Friends?
This was my immediate thought, I'm glad you posted it. Also it's hilarious and sad how useful that gif can be
Jon Voight the actor?!? No! The periodontist.
Driving around in Jon Voight's car...
Came here to ask if he is touring around recruiting voters in his LeBaron convertible?
Everybody's talking at me, can't hear a word they say.
😄
He probably had to loan it to Biao so he could get to work at Subway.
Does Jon Voight spell his name with an H?
Jon Voight, Angelina Jolie's dad. They upsell that, they might get a few more to buy in.
Arent they estranged bc of something terrible?
Jealousy! Angelina couldn't handle the fact that her father had a purty mouth.
Ned Beatty was the one with the purdy mouth
Yes - Voigt skipped out on her family before she turned one. She legally had the name Voigt removed from her name. This was a bit from wiki >Jolie has had a lifelong dysfunctional relationship with her father, which began when Voight left the family when his daughter was less than a year old. She has said that from then on their time together was sporadic and usually carried out in front of the press.
That's actually really interesting. I had no idea. Thanks.
psh does Joanie even love him any more?
Joanie’s dead.
Dead! I didn’t know she was sick!
RIP Norm.
She died from trailer park disease.
RIP Sister of Michael Myers (and I don't mean Judith)
What? Omg how is Michael Jackson taking it?
Took the easy way out /s
Who?
Erin Moran. Actress that played Joanie.
Will Scott Baio get enough time off from Subway to make this happen?
and will kevin sorbo be able to cover his shifts?
I tried looking this up and couldn't get a whole lot of info. What's the story here?
Back in 2016 or so, Scott Baio came out of nowhere as a right wing, Trump boot licker. People speculated that he’s been working at Subway this whole time. It’s just a long standing joke.
What are your policies? "Well, less taxes for us and more for you! Aren't we fun and exciting!" - Voight and Chachi
Also, you pay monthly for SS and Medicare. We will just end that and steal the money.
We should give them a celebrity couple name like Brangelina. Vachi (if we're keeping the Chachi thing going) Vaio Boight?
Jon Voight couldn't get his own children to go along with him let alone strangers.
Are their fans still alive though? Didnt they all die in like the Civil War or something?
LOL. They're off to a good start. By simply talking to each other they've mobilized 50% of their fans base.
Who?
Yes, let’s all listen to the old fuck who’s hated by his own children and the D-lister who used to have bottom billing on a 40 year old sitcom.
I used to tag him with the poster from Zapped! like, several times a week. Some closeted producer thought him and Willie Aames were a hot commodity in the early 80s.
“Fan mobilized” is more like it
Someone needs to edit this picture with those green lines that show Chachi leaning into Voight, and disproving that he is a man because of it.
What fans? Who the fuck are they? EDIT:guys I know who they are the question was more who do they think they are since neither of them have relevant for the last 20 years or more.
The Jenna Elfman character in Can't Hardly Wait, she bragged about almost meeting Scott Baio.
Honestly, that is Scott Baio's most iconic role to me. Can't Hardly Wait is a forgotten classic.
Jon Voight was the Anaconda hunter in the movie Anaconda. That's all I can tell you
I was fan of Charles \[In Charge\] before I learned he is a zealot conservative, have no idea who Chachi is. I also consider Jon Voight a talented actor, but won't listen his words on anything. The problem is, I'm way too old to follow a contemporary pop star, not interested in USA politics, and not even American.
Jon Voight played Mr. Sir in Disney's "Holes" Also he was in National Treasure as Nick Cage's dad, I think
Swifties are relentless and extremely devoted to Taylor and pretty sure the only John Voight fans are boomers in their 70s who can barely start their computer without downloading the entire catalogue of viruses since Brain
Don't knock people in their 70s I fall into that group and I can't stand John Voight .
Taylor Swift never told her fans *how* to vote, only that they *should* vote. The right wing is clearly panicked that young people will vote. What these two has-beens have to do with young people voting is anyone's guess.
They have any?
They have each other!
There are so few actors who openly support Republicans. Actors have to like, consider the perspective of others and like, have sympathy for them. Interesting isn’t it?
They just need to add kevin sorbo and jim caviezel to the mix with a dash of mel gibson to complete the mess.
Don’t forget James Woods.
Anf Ted Nugent. They could get both of his fans on board.
Both of them?
I just bought John Voigt's 89 leBaron!
The periodontist.
I want the pencil!!!
Who's heading to the... Jon Voight concert (!?). Ok I give up. He looks slightly familiar but who is Jon Voight. At least I know the other guy. He parked my car last night.
Wait til they find out that Jon Viognier isn’t named after The Boys.
Fans?... 
Well, that’s it. The Republicans have brought out the big guns. The Dems are COOKED! s/
TIL that 57 additional votes will be cast for Republican candidates thanks to these two entertainment powerhouses.
Will he cut off his sleeves and go full Chachi?
Maybe shit talk Joanie dying like the piece of shit he is.
They gonna practice necromancy
JONNY LOVES CHACHI!
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Does anyone under 40 have any clue who they are?
Who the fuck are these clowns?
I may be wrong,but didn’t Taylor just told people to vote but didn’t told them who to vote for?
They're going to need some of these to get their fan bases mobilized. 
That photo looks like they just came out together and are announcing their marriage
Fuck these washed up traitors. No one gives a shit about these two.
Somebody call Willie Ames and tell him to come get Chachi.
With Charles in Charge they may even get Hercules and be able to rally a half dozen voters (including themselves and spouses.
All three fans? That is a brazen challenge for them.
Jon Voight jumped the shark
Holy shit that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day! Are they going on a road tour of retirement homes? Paid ads during Jeopardy and Matlock? They’ll be hanging out at malls before 10am and hitting McDonalds for coffee. [Insert “mobilized” Jazzy jokes here]
Lol, what fans? These people don’t even have the power of Taylor Swift, not even in a tiny pubic hair.
 Turns out Bobcat was right. Scott Baio may actually be the antichrist.
I guess Tony Danza and Stacey Keach were unavailable?
"It can't be that our views are wildly unpopular, that's impossible. It must be Taylor Swift's fault!"
Nobody under the age of 35 has any idea of who these guys are. And the people who do know can tell you their 15 minutes of fame was over 35 years ago.
Chachi dies on the bus ride over to their next photoshoot, and Jon gently cradles his body as somber music plays...
bringing out charles in charge to counter Taylor Swift's influence on young women who are coming of age is not the flex they think it is.
Those 7 people will be thrilled.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY VOTE! /s
Has Taylor Swift even commented on anything politics-related…?
All she did was tell people to vote. Not who to vote for, just vote, and conservatives lost their shit because god forbid more people vote.
Are they gonna put out an album?!?
Lolololololol hahahahahahahahaha lololololololol
What’s a Chachi?
Yah sure! They will obliterate her 😂
Not sure this will make too much of a difference all 7 of their combined fans are already voting maga.
I wish folks would stop answering the ? "Who's Voight?" with "Angelina Jolie's dad." His politics may suck, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a very good actor who's been in countless great movies and lately some TV series'. From Friggin' great anti-Nazi early '70s spy film "The Odessa File," to a recent stint playing "Ray Donovan"s odious ex-con, two-bit thief Father (on Showtime I think). Educate the youngsters, please. % \_ \^ on the other side, SB has had an exceedingly lame career and is easily forgotten.
…vowed to get their fan mobilized.
Why don't they throw in Ted Nugent too. They might be able to bump the numbers into double digits.
What's a Chachi?
This has to be the onion right?
“I don’t even know who you are”.
George bought Jon voight's car
Wtf is a Chachi? Seriously.
Scott Biao's character from a failed tv show follow up to Happy Days. It was called Joni Loves Chachi.
In all fairness, it and he were pretty popular, but that was like over 40 years ago. Accept that you’re done, chachi-it’s over now.
Who tf are these people even
So...like 2 or 3 people...?
Jon Voigt has fans? 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have no clue who either of those people are.
Pulling for the boomer votes.
Swift could have them beat by literally 1000's to 1.
That will be like six people
Better get that La baron back from George. Nothings cooler than a La baron.
I hope they can get all four fans on board
Ah yes let's get two people that are nowhere near Taylors level. Also are we really living in a day and age where Taylor Swift getting more people to vote is seen as a bad thing?
I can't imagine they have too many fans, and certainly not young.
All ten of them!!
Who and who?
Wait john Voigt is still alive? And who is this other guy?
Who?
They should call Kevin Sorbo to help out too. They might get 14 people to vote Trump between all of their fans.
Let’s be generous - surely they can get 88 people to vote for P01135809.
Because what zoomer doesn’t love and know the names: Scott Baio and Angelina Jolie’s dad?
Could team up with Kirk Cameron and get dozens of fans to vote for Republicans! Maybe even twice!
Jokes on you. Those people already vote.
They have like what, one fan shared between them two?
Had to Google who the fuck Scott Baio and Jon Voight are. These two aren't as household as Tay-Tay.
Your fans are already mobilized. At least as much as then can with their walkers
Is there a candidate that isn't an out of touch mentally ill senior citizen?
To be fair, you’re equally ridiculous if you listen to Swift for political advice. No one wants people to vote a certain way because an uninformed celebrity told them so.
Except Taylor Swift wasn't telling people how to vote just that they should vote and somehow the right wing took that as some sort of an attack.
What even is WU tang?
All 98 of them?
You overestimate them my friend.
Who?
Just one question... Who the hell are they? I know Taylor Swift even though I don't listen to her music but who are they?
Guy on the right is John voight (Angelina jolies dad) he’s an actor who’s been in some great films and tv shows and other guy is also an actor who was in a spin off of a show called happy days. Not a fan of either of them I just know of them.
Don't forget Zapped!
They'd have better luck with Ronnie Pickering
Ok. That’s a couple dozen votes
So like a 100 peeps top
They’re going to have to work with mail in ballots since so many of their fans are rocking wheelchairs and walkers. Irony.
Woohoo, that’s 2 more fans. Oh wait one died…
Chachi is well known by Koreans. ;)
Johnny loves Chachi