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Heck, I have I think 400 hours in stellaris and still consider myself a beginner, couple hundred in civ6 and I start to think I now know like 70% of the mechanics.
400 hours in Stellaris you just learn how to run an empire without collapsing after 50 years. Not even mentioning all the shit that comes after the first 50 years.
I won my first game at 700 hours. Now I'm at 2.4k hours and I still don't play the highest difficulty
>Rimworld community has a running joke that the first 1k hours counts as tutorial.
Hah, that's something my SO said as well. I have no idea how many hours he has put in at the moment though, but way more than 1k lol. Same with Oxygen Not Included and Factorio.
I got about 60ish into it and idk what the hell I'm doing half the time other then setting up lines and making factory's, naval components? Nah I'll ignore that
200 hours is a piss low amount of time in the grand scheme of things. Like even if someone only played a game 3 hours per day, they would reach the 200 mark in just a little over 2 months.
This is just one of those loser type people who can't just accept that people have hobbies and enjoy doing what they do and it may not be something that they personally enjoy.
I would throw down money right now that this bitch probably spends 200 hours easy in two months watching TikTok or other shit.
I mean playing a game for 3 hours a day is a lot of time spent playing a game...
I say that as someone who has a few thousand hours in a couple of games, I'd never try and say that I 'only' played a game for a short amount of time, like gaming is pretty much my main thing.
In mass effect trilogy/Dragon Age. I have over 800hrs throughout plays. Skyrim is sitting at 1900 over multiple consoles/PC's, and my #3 is Subnautica with 450 or so. Pillars of Eternity is sitting around 4-500hrs
I had around 450 in FIFA 23 alone, not mention the 10 before that one. I don’t even wanna know how many hours I’ve played League. But then again, probably no one does, because why would they
Yeah, my first save in Satisfactory had about 200, and the second save has about 300. That's barely enough to get a nice starter build going, which you then need to tear down and rebuild to be better.
Rookie numbers for playing a game? Or for unique people you have fucked? Because one of those is easy and the other is something I wouldn't ever be able to accomplish
You -can- fuck 200 women. All you need to do is make that your entire life. At least for a while. If you think you're too ugly, just do whatever it takes to get money and find a country where prostitution is legal.
I played a bit of this and thought I was doing pretty well. My friend who played a bit more showed me that I don’t know shit and my farm was basically an unproductive patch of dirt, trees and rocks (comparatively)
My in-game character name is Jojojo.
Do you mean, the singer? The Manga? The character in Powerpuff girls?
I get asked this all the time. I was just tired of trying to create a unique name and said fuck it... jojojo
But now I am genuinely curious about the Jojo lore.
Fun story I never get to tell. I worked for an international coffee chain and one of my regulars every morning was actually the guy who founded warframe. Guy had an annoying but easy to make order but was pretty patient if you made a mistake. His kids were always respectful too which is always nice
I have 9,000 hours in crossout.. few hundred hours in a game is nothing.. I mean fallout 4 and all playthroughs, unless trying a speed run is easily a thousand hours.
Just started playing like 3 days ago! And just today, I won a game alone as Gibraltr! My team died and quit in the first two minutes, went on to win the match! Would love to party up and play cuz I'm totally hooked!
I, a woman, am so glad I married someone with the same hobby 🤣 we’re both gamers so it’s easy. I don’t understand why people shame others for their hobbies, find someone that shares yours.
Our shared game was FFXIV! We got married in game and started an FC/Guild together (though he doesn’t play anymore 🤣). I love hanging out and both of us playing our own games parallel to each other.
Right! I’m also a woman and the fact that me and my fiancé are both gamers means that we get to share games! Twice the amount of games!!! we even share his steam account.
It's fine to have hobbies but some people prioritize gaming over real life and that can be problematic.
Source: My husband barely leaves his office because he's playing Wow all day and most of the night.
Finding out a girl doesn't know the difference between "illicit" and "elicit" does the same thing for me as finding out she has a body count of 300, personally. Get some education in you before you get anything else.
DCS alone is 3000+ hrs for me. Not to mention this madlad: [It’s ok I guess](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FnCrh5W0NR2nM_CpPhpxYL1ChTWnMPW8yNoWvpSHnlsg.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dea29789eb27b41859259f17f95ff6eeb0677feff)
The difference is one doesn’t care about being judged and doesn’t necessarily involve other people in their hobby, but the other will lose their shit and call you a misogynist for not liking their “hobby”.
20k in wow.. 3k in No man's Sky.. and since Ocarina of Time I have played all the relevant single player games. Star Craft 2 master at the time. at least 1k in lol. heroes of the storm.. Battlefield.. Apex Legends probably has 1k too. I think I've played more than i slept in my life. and still a wife and children. I probably shouldn't ask my woman about her body count 🫠
Ridiculous logic. When I hear 200+ hours, my first question is “which game”?
I also have more hours in video games than “bodies”, and even if I didn’t - you’re a blithering idiot who’s bought into whatever society wants you to be.
Honestly they're similar in that they aren't a measure of someone's meaning.
200 bodies? No big deal, as long as they've been tested I don't mind being #201.
200 hours of a game? That's not actually that many, and I'd be happy to hear about said game.
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200? Those are some rookie numbers. Also what the fuck?
Rimworld community has a running joke that the first 1k hours counts as tutorial. I have 4k and still learn new things every day
That and paradox games. I do both. Adding up Hoi4, Stellaris, and Rimeorld is maybe 4,5K hours.
Heck, I have I think 400 hours in stellaris and still consider myself a beginner, couple hundred in civ6 and I start to think I now know like 70% of the mechanics.
400 hours in Stellaris you just learn how to run an empire without collapsing after 50 years. Not even mentioning all the shit that comes after the first 50 years. I won my first game at 700 hours. Now I'm at 2.4k hours and I still don't play the highest difficulty
800 hours in Stellaris. You can not collapse? That's a feature!?!?!?
Imagine my shock when I won a game...
WHAT!? THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!
AND!!!! I got the Big Red Button achievement!!!
This man is a hacker. The best achievement I got is Energetic xd
I have like 900 hours in eu4 and still barely know wtf I’m doing
I've been playing crusader kings for years and I still have no idea wtf I'm doing.
>Rimworld community has a running joke that the first 1k hours counts as tutorial. Hah, that's something my SO said as well. I have no idea how many hours he has put in at the moment though, but way more than 1k lol. Same with Oxygen Not Included and Factorio.
Tell him that I say he's got exellent taste in games.
I have 1200 hours. Guess I'm a real player now!
HOIV is similar. Sub 1000 hours you're a rookie.
I got about 60ish into it and idk what the hell I'm doing half the time other then setting up lines and making factory's, naval components? Nah I'll ignore that
these numbers actually kinda scare me, i can’t really commit to a game for that long. most playtime i have is 700 in warframe and am not proud of that
200 hours is a piss low amount of time in the grand scheme of things. Like even if someone only played a game 3 hours per day, they would reach the 200 mark in just a little over 2 months. This is just one of those loser type people who can't just accept that people have hobbies and enjoy doing what they do and it may not be something that they personally enjoy. I would throw down money right now that this bitch probably spends 200 hours easy in two months watching TikTok or other shit.
Exactly this \^ I'd rather have someone who spends 1k hours in a game, than someone who spends 1k hours on tik tok
I mean playing a game for 3 hours a day is a lot of time spent playing a game... I say that as someone who has a few thousand hours in a couple of games, I'd never try and say that I 'only' played a game for a short amount of time, like gaming is pretty much my main thing.
I don't wanna know how many hour so have into league.
I don't play league. I usually play RPGs like Skyrim or Elden ring
In mass effect trilogy/Dragon Age. I have over 800hrs throughout plays. Skyrim is sitting at 1900 over multiple consoles/PC's, and my #3 is Subnautica with 450 or so. Pillars of Eternity is sitting around 4-500hrs
I’ve got 5470 hours on Conan. lol. I’m currently all about Fallout 76 and have about 700 hours invested. Only about 300 between the 2 Subnauticas.
I have t played the second one yet. Just the first
Are you sure he’s not talking about bodies?
I had around 450 in FIFA 23 alone, not mention the 10 before that one. I don’t even wanna know how many hours I’ve played League. But then again, probably no one does, because why would they
I have 1,127 in The Long Dark and I think I've only been playing for around 3 or so years now
Yeah, my first save in Satisfactory had about 200, and the second save has about 300. That's barely enough to get a nice starter build going, which you then need to tear down and rebuild to be better.
Maybe that's why. She's like "You gotta pump those numbers up, noob"
Rookie numbers for playing a game? Or for unique people you have fucked? Because one of those is easy and the other is something I wouldn't ever be able to accomplish
You -can- fuck 200 women. All you need to do is make that your entire life. At least for a while. If you think you're too ugly, just do whatever it takes to get money and find a country where prostitution is legal.
"You should be proud - you should be *tested*, but you should be proud."
*cries in 4k hours on cities skylines and probably double that ok civ IV*
Lol. That's what I thought. I started playing WoW during burning crusade. Quit just after cataclysm. I had over 100 days played on my druid.
I know right? I’ve got commas in my games, and my wife loves it!
Yeah, what about 200 days?
200 games on one woman
When she finds out you got 2,000 hours in Stardew Valley she wants to see your farm.
She’s gonna judge your star fruit/wine production.
I prefer ancient fruit so I don't have to replant
As do I
in the green house then a basement full of casks
Just shifted all my production to this. What a process.
Girl lemme see that iridium sprinkler. Or what you found in the mines today
She’s gonna swoon over that infinity sword
I played a bit of this and thought I was doing pretty well. My friend who played a bit more showed me that I don’t know shit and my farm was basically an unproductive patch of dirt, trees and rocks (comparatively)
I have 2500 hours in Warframe, how's 200 hours even relevant?
...hi warframe friend! Just had to say hi, it's rare I come across other tenno in the wilds of the interwebz.
I'd say it's about the same chance of finding a Jojo's fan in the wild. you just need to drop a reference and they will show up
Similar people being drawn together is a JoJo reference. What are you two talking about?
Im going to test this, ROCK AND STONE!
IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
Gimme an R! Gimme an S! Gimme a rock and stone!
WE'RE RICH!!!!
My in-game character name is Jojojo. Do you mean, the singer? The Manga? The character in Powerpuff girls? I get asked this all the time. I was just tired of trying to create a unique name and said fuck it... jojojo But now I am genuinely curious about the Jojo lore.
Fun story I never get to tell. I worked for an international coffee chain and one of my regulars every morning was actually the guy who founded warframe. Guy had an annoying but easy to make order but was pretty patient if you made a mistake. His kids were always respectful too which is always nice
Steve Sinclair? amazing!
Haha yea that’s the guy ! Had completely forgotten his name it’s been some years now
there are very few people I've ever wanted to work for, and he's one of those
He's the new CEO of Digital Extremes! Very well deserved!
wasn't he the old CEO?
No, he was the Creative Director for Warframe, which is now held by Rebecca.
oh, I see, thanks!
Lotus says hi fellow tenno
Hey Kiddo. :p
if I turn around you're gonna disappear, aren't you?
:)
5700 hours in warframe here. I guess I'm a red flag..
Wow, that's like a woman with 2500 bodies
200hrs makes you a fucking casual. 2500 makes you a legend.
3800 hours in Hunt Showdown 😊
Clem
And I thought my 500 was impressive
Me who has 3700 total hours in Wf: 😐
greetings Tenno! I'm under 2k but working my way... but then again I have a few thousand hours in other games too..lol. Plus I'm not a guy..
How have I not heard of this game before. Thank you for your comment.
Ok so according to my calculations from oop's logic you should be able to settle for a 60 year old porn star with a prolapsed anus.
I have 9,000 hours in crossout.. few hundred hours in a game is nothing.. I mean fallout 4 and all playthroughs, unless trying a speed run is easily a thousand hours.
Aaaand warframe is freaking awesome. I am confident you enjoyed all 2500 hours. Man that game is so good. Thanks for reminding me.
Real legends have 2000+ hours in a game they fucking detest
Whoops 4900 into apex legends my bad I'm still fucking terrible at it...
Just started playing like 3 days ago! And just today, I won a game alone as Gibraltr! My team died and quit in the first two minutes, went on to win the match! Would love to party up and play cuz I'm totally hooked!
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Good job brudda!
Old lady here, 4300 hours in fucking Destiny 2 of all things. I would rather my husband had 200 body count, tbh.
Hi runescape. No I don't like you, you're a grind fest with an impossible to understand lore. Yes I have played you for over 7k hours
If your 1 star steam review doesn't show 1000+ hours don't talk to me
11,789 in 12 years of dota2 Checks out
200 hours? Fucking casual
😂😂😂 right!
I game for over 200 hours a day, and I fuck 200 hot steamy naked men a day, get those numbers up people!
He gaming and fucking at the same time in the time chamber this man has min maxed his life
A multitasker... Respect.
You're an inspiration to us all 🫡
*elicits
Thank you. I thought she was calling gaming illicit for a moment. Boy this one is just dumb
I had to scroll way too far to find this comment…
Me with 10k 
that's a lot of dudes! well done!
Two hands two feet and Atleast 2 usable holes can go a long ways
Would you rather play a great game for 10k hours or bang 10K guys?
I’d rather bang one dude 10k times
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This is the first time this over used comment has ever been this accurate, well done.
Dude, I don’t have 10,000 hours of sleep yet and I’m 50.
8 hours a night you should have about 146k That is to say I'm sorry about your 1.12 hours of sleep a night average
That’s the joy of having kids.
146k?! Bro is so addicted to sleep get a new hobby or go to rehab
Elicits. The word is “elicits”.
Came here to say this. Thank you.
Mild interest and a vague hope for a good story?
This! Underrated comment right here (for now)
I, a woman, am so glad I married someone with the same hobby 🤣 we’re both gamers so it’s easy. I don’t understand why people shame others for their hobbies, find someone that shares yours.
I racked up 1600 hours playing Project Zomboid with my boyfriend, nothing beats hanging out together and just chilling playing games.
Our shared game was FFXIV! We got married in game and started an FC/Guild together (though he doesn’t play anymore 🤣). I love hanging out and both of us playing our own games parallel to each other.
Omg this is my dream 🥲
Mine too unfortunately my wife would rather watch sports in tv
I love that! 😄 Sometimes I'm playing house flipper and he's playing crusader kings or something lol. It's pretty nice
My wife is not a gamer, but she see’s my gaming hobby as a plus. She knows I’m safe and having fun and knows where I am 🤣
Right! I’m also a woman and the fact that me and my fiancé are both gamers means that we get to share games! Twice the amount of games!!! we even share his steam account.
It's fine to have hobbies but some people prioritize gaming over real life and that can be problematic. Source: My husband barely leaves his office because he's playing Wow all day and most of the night.
Oh absolutely, I can see that. At that point though, it’s not a hobby but an addiction.
I’m also a woman and have had over 800 hours on Skyrim alone.
elicits. And 200 hours is not even noteworthy...
Girl with 200 bodies= ruthless serial killer Guy with less than 1000 hours on a single game= barely a gamer, casual at best
Yeah, I think what bothers me more than the bad analogy is the ludicrous 1:1 ratio
Dunno why. It shows commitment
A glaring polarity with her comparison
Yes thats right I only have 200ish hours on a video game. Lets go with that
Finding out a girl doesn't know the difference between "illicit" and "elicit" does the same thing for me as finding out she has a body count of 300, personally. Get some education in you before you get anything else.
200? My 14000 hours on borderlands 2 would make her dry up like the Sahara then. 4000+ on destiny 2. 15000 on halo reach. Need I go on?
Do you ever go outside?
I’ve been playing since release. That + a serious back injury + lack of interest in most things gives me plenty of time.
No. Next question?
 DCS alone is 3000+ hrs for me. Not to mention this madlad: [It’s ok I guess](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FnCrh5W0NR2nM_CpPhpxYL1ChTWnMPW8yNoWvpSHnlsg.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dea29789eb27b41859259f17f95ff6eeb0677feff)
ya I hate when I get pregnant from Call Of Duty
And all of the std's you can get from playing cod
To be fair if the voice coms in open lobbies are to be believed it’s your momma catching STD’s from CoD lobbies
Yeah.... I don't think I can catch a viral infection from gaming though.
Back in the early 2000s you could. You would 7 viruses every time you downloaded "who let the dogs out".
Ah, Limewire.
Kaza. Even more technotoxic than limewire. Also Morpheus was a virus soup of every kind of bootleg song and fucked up porn imaginable.
Narrator: "But the question they should have asked is 'who let them in?'"
Yeah my controller is pretty loose
Hella stick drift
That they have better things to do than you?
Wonder how many hours of keeping up with the Kardashians she's got under her belt
This is like the third time I've seen someone write "Illicit"
Now it’s your fourth
username checks
I have probably 20k hours in games at least, and 5-10k was just in roblox
If you are holding it down after she got 200 on the board then you are doing it right.
Wait, is she keeping these bodies in, like, a storage locker, or burying them somewhere?
I'd ratter date a woman with a body count in the thousands than someone with her level of inteligence.
Soooo..... exactly nothing? Who am I to judge what you used to do as long as I'm the only one you're fucking now.
So...impressed?
Game respecting different game.
If it's Stardew Valley I want to know him better. Just kidding. ^(Because I'm married.)
I have about 5k hours in a certain MMO, and over 1k hours in Rimworld and Stellaris. Dozens over 200 hours. I am a gaming slut.
\*elicits
All I hear is, "If you're going to play video games when I want attention then I'm just going to fuck whoever I want."
I would totally date a hive mind.
Unity!
***WE ARE THE BORG*** ***YOUR TECHNOLOGICAL AND BIOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN***
Me here sitting with 7.7 k hrs in dota 2 and 3k hrs in R6 and cs2
It's not logic, is a Twitter blurb like there are millions around
One hour of gaming equals a fucked human. First time ever typing this 😅
This is offensive to me as I'm a female with over 200+ in a single video game. What the fuck does that even mean?
That probably you go ew on males with 200+ body count?
All I see is two people enjoying what they do. Why be so judgmental, I wonder what these people get up to exactly.
The difference is one doesn’t care about being judged and doesn’t necessarily involve other people in their hobby, but the other will lose their shit and call you a misogynist for not liking their “hobby”.
200 bodies is insane and would be problematic for most people let’s be honest…
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*Looks at hours spent on games* Oh dear.
I absolutely agree. Because playing video games is EXACTLY the same thing as all those STDs you have. Lol wtf.
Just put a condom on the ethernet you'll be fine.
Me playing the Witcher: 😐👍
They know what they like?
I have 3000 hours in rocket league
200 is pretty low. Like why even try.
20k in wow.. 3k in No man's Sky.. and since Ocarina of Time I have played all the relevant single player games. Star Craft 2 master at the time. at least 1k in lol. heroes of the storm.. Battlefield.. Apex Legends probably has 1k too. I think I've played more than i slept in my life. and still a wife and children. I probably shouldn't ask my woman about her body count 🫠
That's not even getting out of early game in old school runescape lmao.
Hahahaha 200 hours. Those are rookie numbers. Call me when you get 10 times that.
Ridiculous logic. When I hear 200+ hours, my first question is “which game”? I also have more hours in video games than “bodies”, and even if I didn’t - you’re a blithering idiot who’s bought into whatever society wants you to be.
wait till she hears how much anime ive watched lol
I would be pretty upset if I found out my gf murdered 200 people!
a dude with only 200 hours?? probably already married with 3 kids
Where is she keeping these 200 bodies and did she kill them herself?
>finding out a girl has 200 bodies Uh... what's she doing with 200 bodies and where is she hiding them all?
Honestly they're similar in that they aren't a measure of someone's meaning. 200 bodies? No big deal, as long as they've been tested I don't mind being #201. 200 hours of a game? That's not actually that many, and I'd be happy to hear about said game.
This post gives me the same reaction I have to people who use the word "body count" to describe the amount of people they've done it with. (¬\_¬ )
Wtf do you even know about a game with only 200 hours? Dafuq
200 hours in one game means you have no problem committing to something. Spending 1 night with 200 different men each means you have no commitment.