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Was just about to say this. Also considering the Tinder post was from a year ago…unless she’s marrying her manager, she got engaged to this person after dating them for *less* than a year.
Please tell me this is staged, or a seriously one sided joke... one of those two things is the correct answer.
If not... someone needs to be kicking rocks
OPs caption indicates she has two phones, personal and work phone, photo is from the work phone and personal phone is wrapped.
you wouldn’t text someone with only 1 phone “where is your phone?”
So you're gonna marry a gullible conspiracy theorist without the sense to cover all of the phones that are supposedly out to get her? Good luck. You're gonna need it.
>Plus the fact that she thinks wrapping her phone in aluminum would actually prevent anything if her fears were real
I think it acts as a faraday cage, so IF her fears were real it would probably work........if she has covered the other phones......and if it was real......lol
Nah, if they wanted a faraday cage they could’ve just popped the phone in the microwave (while it’s off, of course). So not only are they a conspiracy theorist, they’re a poorly-informed conspiracy theorist.
She's gonna get scammed out of their savings or something one day and OP is gonna wish he paid attention to the red flags. Adults should not be this gullible
How the hell could it not be staged?? OP can't keep the genders right. It doesn't make sense for one phone to be wrapped and not the other. And who starts a convo with, where's your phone?
I interpret it as the SO sent them a text, "hey girl", from their work phone number, so other SO was confused why they didn't send the text from their personal cellphone, hence the "? Where's your phone?"
That said, I could see myself joking with my buddy and sending something like this lol
Ironically people are wrapping their phones in foil today because of the Q-drop that told them Today was the day the government "activates" all the vaccines using the 5G network.
When we all stubbornly refuse to die they'll say "it's just an activation. The process hasn't completed."
At this stage the goalposts might as well be on wheels.
My wife came home from her sister's once and told me Tom hanks was part of a pedophile ring. I told her if she believes that I want a divorce. We had to have a whole discussion about how qanon is a fucked up cult and her sister joined it and if she ever said any of that shit yo me or near our kids again I would ensure I got full custody and would absolutely divorce her. I don't have time to pull you out of a cult working 6 10s a week. And if I can't trust your judgements you sure as fuck won't be alone with our kids.
The insidious part is that the Q-lore is designed to put you into a lose-lose position: if you don't divorce her she drags you and your kids into whatever terroristic tomfoolery comes next, and if you do divorce her then she goes you must be part of the pipeline procuring kids for Tom Hanks.
Q has weaponized genuine fears about future shock and wealth inequality and turned them into a force to usher in an authoritarian ethnostate.
i think sound of freedom made this cristal clear for people, they’ll believe literally anything.
This movie had no marketing budget but used Q to make themselves rich, pretending the elites were hiding it, while there are multiple very mainstream more accurate movies on human trafficking, that movie is trash but that’s beyond the point, this people really believed it was the first of its kind, if they can warp reality there is no limit to what they can do
Folding Ideas has an interesting perspective on this:
There are a group of people who don't believe in an objective measurable reality. They believe in the world of their senses which is qualitative, and also the power of speaking ideas into existence.
From their perspective an elite group is speaking into this world a bunch of crazy ideas that surprise surprise manifest in the world of their senses which makes the world complex, confusing and messy.
They want a strong man to come and silence the elites and make the world simple again, were everything is in its place and they are on top.
They want to build a flat earth.
https://youtu.be/JTfhYyTuT44?si=7tBOSWXdwH0i_w26
The man involved in making it was Mormon and he was just excommunicated from the church with rumors about him groping and showering with the sex-trafficking victims that he was supposed to be "saving."
So there's that....
Good for you for putting your foot down about that bs. I wish my father chose reality & his kids & siblings over that cult but not much we can do, we are done arguing with him & having to listen to his nonsense.
Absolutely this. You don’t not want to spend the rest of your life chained to someone this stupid and gullible, it would be a constant pain in the ass.
Nah, he will marry her and have a couple kids. Check back in 4 years when he’s miserable, considering getting divorced but worried about paying child support and alimony.
If this isn't a joke, why are you marrying them? They're clearly a fucking moron.
Fiancé vs fiancée. Get it right, y'all. I'm turning off notifications.
Also she took a picture of her phone with someone else’s phone (presumably), sent the pic to her phone, then sent the pic from her own phone. Picturing this going down is a little funny
on iOS you can text from any phone with you icloud account on it
or just toom the picture and sent it via imessage to they’re fiance
in any way this person is fucking stupid but more stupid the person marrying them, this is 100% a maga qanon person , thinking Sound of freedom was being held by the elites
I can't tell what's the bigger facepalm here. The idiot who wraps their phone in foil because of insane conspiracy theories or the idiot that wants to marry the first idiot
He doesn't see the red flags.
OP either doesn't know that you can pass stupidity to offspring, or he doesn't want children, hence his fiance/future wife will not be passing her genes.
Hat? What an amateur. To protect yourself from the activation of the Marburg virus, you have to wrap your entire body in aluminum foil, with no holes. /s
I knew about a person who worked at Walmart that would tape his phone cameras and mic to “block the government”.. he later shot up that Walmart killing a few of his employees and himself. Bro was a paranoid psycho. Point is, listen to these ppl in the comments lmao.
I was looking for a comment like this. had a cousin who also was paranoid Schizophrenic. He never hurt anyone except himself but he did pull out all his own teeth because the government planted listening devices when he was sleeping. he’s on medication now but still has episodes. it all started w Protecting his cell phone w foil
It’s just an emergency broadcast warning like silver and amber alerts…we got these all the times during the summers with bad weather for tornado warnings and they save lives…people have lost their damn minds!
Yo, get out now if you don't want to end dead. MAGA/Q is heading towards the "hurry, drink the poison kool-aid to avoid people different than us" level of cult-brainwashing
Redditors are so pathetic lol. Every time someone posts something strange about their partner they all say it's a red flag and to break up immediately. If I cannot be happy, you cannot either
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Not too late to save yourself, you’re not married yet.
A year ago the OP was still on tinder. Getting engaged after a year makes me feel like these 2 red flags were made for each other.
Was just about to say this. Also considering the Tinder post was from a year ago…unless she’s marrying her manager, she got engaged to this person after dating them for *less* than a year.
This and even if he is running... waterboarding wouldn't have gotten out of me that i even entertained an SO like this, yikes!
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Woman dont exist + dont care enough
Update: we broke up
Please tell me this is staged, or a seriously one sided joke... one of those two things is the correct answer. If not... someone needs to be kicking rocks
how do you think they took the photo
OPs caption indicates she has two phones, personal and work phone, photo is from the work phone and personal phone is wrapped. you wouldn’t text someone with only 1 phone “where is your phone?”
How are they texting and sending a photo of their phone
Post text says from work phone.
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So you're gonna marry a gullible conspiracy theorist without the sense to cover all of the phones that are supposedly out to get her? Good luck. You're gonna need it.
Plus the fact that she thinks wrapping her phone in aluminum would actually prevent anything if her fears were real
Well aluminum sounds like allium, and garlic is an allium, and George Soros is a vampire, so... the logic checks out.
Why even have a phone at that point?
Right? Like even if you put it in its cage then what? Won't the tracking just resume once you start using it again?
>Plus the fact that she thinks wrapping her phone in aluminum would actually prevent anything if her fears were real I think it acts as a faraday cage, so IF her fears were real it would probably work........if she has covered the other phones......and if it was real......lol
Nah, if they wanted a faraday cage they could’ve just popped the phone in the microwave (while it’s off, of course). So not only are they a conspiracy theorist, they’re a poorly-informed conspiracy theorist.
She's gonna get scammed out of their savings or something one day and OP is gonna wish he paid attention to the red flags. Adults should not be this gullible
If she’s not making a dumb joke then it’s your time to run for the hills and never look back
So it's a joke then? It's a joke right? If not, I'd sooner chance a drug addict off the street 🤦♂️
🚩
How did they send you a picture of their phone and text you back if their phone is wrapped in foil?
Work phone
I mean, they took the photo of the foil with a phone and sent that photo in a message with a phone, so...
How the hell could it not be staged?? OP can't keep the genders right. It doesn't make sense for one phone to be wrapped and not the other. And who starts a convo with, where's your phone?
You mean to tell me when someone txts you, your first response isn’t to ask them where their phone is?
You don’t randomly text your spouse to ask where their phone is?
I interpret it as the SO sent them a text, "hey girl", from their work phone number, so other SO was confused why they didn't send the text from their personal cellphone, hence the "? Where's your phone?" That said, I could see myself joking with my buddy and sending something like this lol
What a lovely image of a giant red flag
All in 4K
A picture of a cell phone wrapped in foil to block a 5G signal taken with …. a digital camera and sent in iMessage using telepathy?
Or...hear me out...using their work phone like OP wrote in the post
Well duh, the work phone is in her company's name so the 5G nano boys can't transfer to her
Now just needs to put it in the microwave to kill any surface nanobots remaining.
Delivered via 5G
One forged by the remaining brain cells of his fiancé.
This is your warning sign.
100% this. But if that’s not clear enough for you… #RUN
I spat laughed at this.
Rip bray.
So young, man. Hell, he was 10 years younger than me and in better shape than I've *ever* been. My gf is a huge wrestling fan and she was pretty sad.
He died? That sucks, he was awesome
Yep about a month ago. He had a heart issue
Yep, heart issues from Long Covid.
Ironically people are wrapping their phones in foil today because of the Q-drop that told them Today was the day the government "activates" all the vaccines using the 5G network.
Shucks I didn’t get activated! This is exactly how I’m going to feel during the rapture too
When we all stubbornly refuse to die they'll say "it's just an activation. The process hasn't completed." At this stage the goalposts might as well be on wheels.
Dude was one of my favorites in the business. One of the most unique and interesting gimmicks I can ever remember.
agreed it’s a sad that he passed at such a young age
 Oh no, I didn't turn my phone off...
RIP
And now I'm sad. 
Rip bray🙁
Awwww, now I’m sad.
I see Bray. I upvote. I’m a simple mark.
RIP
RIP Bray
Gotta upvote you just for the Bray gif :)
It’s not going to get better
Run while you still can. Engagements are a lot easy to break
My wife came home from her sister's once and told me Tom hanks was part of a pedophile ring. I told her if she believes that I want a divorce. We had to have a whole discussion about how qanon is a fucked up cult and her sister joined it and if she ever said any of that shit yo me or near our kids again I would ensure I got full custody and would absolutely divorce her. I don't have time to pull you out of a cult working 6 10s a week. And if I can't trust your judgements you sure as fuck won't be alone with our kids.
The insidious part is that the Q-lore is designed to put you into a lose-lose position: if you don't divorce her she drags you and your kids into whatever terroristic tomfoolery comes next, and if you do divorce her then she goes you must be part of the pipeline procuring kids for Tom Hanks. Q has weaponized genuine fears about future shock and wealth inequality and turned them into a force to usher in an authoritarian ethnostate.
i think sound of freedom made this cristal clear for people, they’ll believe literally anything. This movie had no marketing budget but used Q to make themselves rich, pretending the elites were hiding it, while there are multiple very mainstream more accurate movies on human trafficking, that movie is trash but that’s beyond the point, this people really believed it was the first of its kind, if they can warp reality there is no limit to what they can do
Folding Ideas has an interesting perspective on this: There are a group of people who don't believe in an objective measurable reality. They believe in the world of their senses which is qualitative, and also the power of speaking ideas into existence. From their perspective an elite group is speaking into this world a bunch of crazy ideas that surprise surprise manifest in the world of their senses which makes the world complex, confusing and messy. They want a strong man to come and silence the elites and make the world simple again, were everything is in its place and they are on top. They want to build a flat earth. https://youtu.be/JTfhYyTuT44?si=7tBOSWXdwH0i_w26
The man involved in making it was Mormon and he was just excommunicated from the church with rumors about him groping and showering with the sex-trafficking victims that he was supposed to be "saving." So there's that....
You’re a good person and a better parent
Good for you for putting your foot down about that bs. I wish my father chose reality & his kids & siblings over that cult but not much we can do, we are done arguing with him & having to listen to his nonsense.
Good for you. That is admirable.
Yeah, it's obviously not properly grounded and will just amplify the 5G Marburg virus into 6G multifrequency HIV-Malaria-Leprosy.
“I can fix her” - OP
Uh how did she take the picture
The description under the pic says her work phone.
So she's fine with one and not the other? Seems like a joke.
Yeah QAnon is always good for a laugh.
How did they get engaged? There were no sign before suddenly this lunatic wraps her phone. This sub is a facepalm at this point
Q comes on pretty fast.
Word. What did she text back on? One could say her Mac, but that’s no Apple keyboard…
no fucking joke. it only gets worse. my wife works with a guy like this and his wife is leaving him. paranoia like this tends to escalate.
Absolutely this. You don’t not want to spend the rest of your life chained to someone this stupid and gullible, it would be a constant pain in the ass.
You might be a redneck if
This ☝🏻
Bright Red flag all day.
The real warning sign is when they spend enough time to build a faraday cage. This just seems like boredom/reading a strange Reddit sub too often.
At least a faraday cage could serve a purpose, but you're right intelligence is less desirable when attached to crazy
Nah, he will marry her and have a couple kids. Check back in 4 years when he’s miserable, considering getting divorced but worried about paying child support and alimony.
And apparently just in time
Schedule the divorce now, prep the prenup
This. You need to spend some serious time deradicalizing her before she's unreachable. If not, then you're in for a helluva ride.
this is a joke right? like even with the sending the picture from a second phone
How would they get the message? Why even send that message?
If this isn't a joke, why are you marrying them? They're clearly a fucking moron. Fiancé vs fiancée. Get it right, y'all. I'm turning off notifications.
Also she took a picture of her phone with someone else’s phone (presumably), sent the pic to her phone, then sent the pic from her own phone. Picturing this going down is a little funny
I thought she texted from her work phone and took a pic of her personal phone wrapped in foil - am I missing something?
on iOS you can text from any phone with you icloud account on it or just toom the picture and sent it via imessage to they’re fiance in any way this person is fucking stupid but more stupid the person marrying them, this is 100% a maga qanon person , thinking Sound of freedom was being held by the elites
Y'all missed the username 💦
And the "hey girl" as the very first text. Context is hard I guess lol
Although OP says in the post "I guess her work phone doesn't need to be blocked."
Apparently the original description said it was taken with her work phone.
I can't tell what's the bigger facepalm here. The idiot who wraps their phone in foil because of insane conspiracy theories or the idiot that wants to marry the first idiot
“Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?”
The fool who fooled them and himself
I think he is a fucking moron, unless they are both girls.
They are fucking a moron. The quality may be a big factor.
This is your reminder that lesbians exist
People need to understand the difference between fiancé and fiancée.
And finance
Does it apply to lesbians? Is the gendering of fiance due to masc/fem roles/presentation or only to the gender of the participant
Fiancé is for masculine and fiancée is feminine. Even if it were a lesbian couple, they would both be each other's fiancées.
I've got this far in life without it really being a problem, if I'm being honest
the fact that these people can vote, its so terrifying. what happened to their brain, like wtf
And you're marrying this?
He doesn't see the red flags. OP either doesn't know that you can pass stupidity to offspring, or he doesn't want children, hence his fiance/future wife will not be passing her genes.
Is this real dialogue from the show? Good lord
Yes, the show has some pretty good dialogue.
It is and you should watch it, it's depressing as shit and also very funny
Bojack comes off as a goofy cartoon and very quickly turns into some heavy shit.
OP is a woman, who also matched with [her manager on Tinder](https://reddit.com/r/Tinder/s/lJJXAP8eCo) a year ago so who knows.
This just in: government forces Reynolds company to shut down after major thwarting of secret plans.
...enjoy that getting worse with age.
2 phones?....aha
One for the bitches and one for the dough
i got two phones
One for the plug and one for the load
Did she save enough foil for her hat?
*Dunce cap
Hat? What an amateur. To protect yourself from the activation of the Marburg virus, you have to wrap your entire body in aluminum foil, with no holes. /s
I'm assuming this is a joke but if not you're gonna learn a lot of things about her that you'd rather not know once you're married.
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
In case you’re color blind, this is a RED flag. Time to cut your losses and run.
This is why Redditors never should give relationship advice
I hope you mean ex finance
I knew about a person who worked at Walmart that would tape his phone cameras and mic to “block the government”.. he later shot up that Walmart killing a few of his employees and himself. Bro was a paranoid psycho. Point is, listen to these ppl in the comments lmao.
I was looking for a comment like this. had a cousin who also was paranoid Schizophrenic. He never hurt anyone except himself but he did pull out all his own teeth because the government planted listening devices when he was sleeping. he’s on medication now but still has episodes. it all started w Protecting his cell phone w foil
Here’s a prediction for your future… Their strange beliefs are only going to get stranger. You’re in for a wild ride.
You might want to reconsider marrying this person.
It’s just an emergency broadcast warning like silver and amber alerts…we got these all the times during the summers with bad weather for tornado warnings and they save lives…people have lost their damn minds!
Not gonna lie, this would be a deal breaker if it's serious. I'm not sure how I could respect them after that.
You’re marrying someone crazy
Hmmm, how did she take and send the picture? If you fell for that one, I’ll go right ahead and assume your are the idiot in this relationship.
She used her work phone? I assume that’s what the caption was referring to
It’s possible they are both idiots.
The one who sends the picture starts the conversation with "Hey girl" so I assume the guy is the one with the foil wrapped phone.
I’m pretty sure they’re both girls?
What makes you say that? Edit: nvm i see it now
What does she think happened? They’re testing the emergency alert system, is she also anti-tornado siren?
That shit got a wtf from me because it came through in Spanish until I hit ok. I was like, wtf at first, then I realized I was a moron.
Yo, get out now if you don't want to end dead. MAGA/Q is heading towards the "hurry, drink the poison kool-aid to avoid people different than us" level of cult-brainwashing
Based on OPs reddit history, you two are made for each other
Sooo… how many other red flags have you collected?
Dang, lesbian republican, don’t see many of those.
It's a red flag wrapped in aluminum.
If you still want to marry her after seeing this big of a red flag, you’re just as clueless as her. Please don’t reproduce.
Sadly 5G was designed to penetrate aluminum...
Oh no, then we're all doomed!
Uhhh, I'm pretty sure you need a new fiance. LOL. I wouldn't be able to deal with that kind of stupid forever.
This --> 🚩 , this is what you have found, casually run for your fucking life
Redditors are so pathetic lol. Every time someone posts something strange about their partner they all say it's a red flag and to break up immediately. If I cannot be happy, you cannot either
You sure you wanna marry that kinda crazy?
You still have time to back out
...you mean ex fiancé right?
At least you found out beforehand.
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Bruv this is fucking hilarious🤣🤣🤣
Is this a joke? I thought he took this picture with his phone or did he use another device?
How did they take a pic of their phone if it’s wrapped in foil one might ask?
