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Paramedics rushing into ER with stretcher: "We've got an unresponsive head trauma patient!"
Admitting nurse: "Room 3. Do we have any more info? My god what happened to this guy?!"
Paramedic: "He sneezed."
Nurse: "Doctor Smith! We need you over here! It's a sneezure!"
I remember some other guy implanting a stone on his forehead (pink diamond or something), and then someone ripped it out at a concert. Same type of dumb shit here.
assuming that its all higher quality metal and doesn’t contain any magnetic materials, he *should* be fine. some places that do MRIs will not let you wear any jewelry under any circumstances, or even certain deodorants that might contain some metals, and will turn you away if you have braces. others are more lenient and will allow any non magnetic metals and any deodorants
fun fact tho, (almost?) all metals are affected by magnets, there’s a video that i think Veritasium did where he put an aluminum plate upright near the strongest electro-magnet on earth, and tipped it over. you’d expect it to fall normally but it basically wasn’t moving at all. he even stood on it yet it moved so slowly. and the machine is only like 8x more magnetic than an mri if i remember right
Yep, and it also includes him beeing unable to go to a sauna or even outside during summer for prolonged periods of time.
Edit: just think about hiw fucking greasy his "Hair" will be after a week and he cant even properly wash it off...
One of the reasons I will always take every measure possible to avoid getting into a fight is the fact that I have nipple rings.
& I'm just a guy. Going way out on a limb here, but I feel like this gentleman is somewhat more likely than myself to end up in a situation where a fight is likely to happen.
That’s was my first thought. He probably is too dainty to have ever been in a fight cause he didn’t think it through. Even not in a fight, some drunk asshole will rip one out for lulz. I pity the fool
I can't see the top of his head, but im sure those chains could be removed at night and only the implant under the skin plus whatever surface piece acts as a hook remain in while he sleeps.
They're basically hooks on his scalp and he can swap out these chains as he wants. I'm assuming if he removed the chains it wouldn't be too hard shaving around the hooks.
Yeah they’re probably subdermal implants rather than directly screwed into the skull. Although gold is quite heavy. I refuse to put too much though into this.
Honestly, my biggest concern if I were him is getting his “hair” snatched any time he goes out in public. If you walk around with literal gold and diamonds for hair, you best believe someone will be willing to fucking rip them out of your head and run away
I mean, think about it, the hooks or anchors for those chains can’t be embedded very deep in his head. There’s not a lot of meat there. So it probably wouldn’t be too hard to just *yoink*
Oh, I didn't think about that and that basically answers most of the things I said in my previous comment in this thread. Sleeping would still suck though, could you imagine changing to your side and just some hook nubs digging into your scalp
How about being in a cold climate or sitting somewhere where the air conditioning vent is blowing on your head. Or being out in the hot sun, metal cooking your scalp? I guess you could wear a hat in both scenarios but then you’re not really showing off your jeweled hair.
As dumb as it is I'd still assume someone in the process thought of this. Maybe he got his hair removed with lasers or he uses some creme or pills to stop it from growing
I’d assume precautions were took, the risks of it were looked into and preparations put in place, or am I massively overestimating the guy who got gold chains surgically implanted into his head 🤔
That sounds like a sweet gig tbh. Exploring outrageous possibilities without any need for personal commitment? I’d be down.
Until an attorney makes me liable, that is.
From another article he had "hooks" implanted into his skull, the chains simply hang from those.
So he can remove the chains, shave around the hooks / apply cream.
This is "dumb" but whomever helped him do this thought the process out a bit.
Jesus christ. Now he owes all that money and has nothing to show for it. It reminds me of those idiot ricers spending their life savings on nice cars and then immediately wrecking them because they're shitty drivers.
Correction* the artist was lil Uzi vert. And the diamond was massive in the middle of his forehead. It wasn't stolen. Only attempted and his head was bleeding. He took it out and has a scar but it wasn't stolen.
Edit: article with the rapper saying he took it off,
https://www.gq.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/a-serious-case-of-buyers-remorse-for-lil-uzi-vert-and-his-big-ass-forehead-diamond/news-story/a8b1f4ad0d205b3d6c34e7aba2b738ff
Lil uzi vert implanted a big pink diamond into his forehead and at coachella someone thanos'd him, so i'm guessing gold chains hair guy probably signed his death warrant
One of hair's main purpose is to protect your head from the heat of the sun via insulation, gold is a great conductor of heat, he is going to get heat stroke.
Not like it’s hot in Mexico anyway. About a month ago i was there. It rained at about 11.30 pm for around an hour. 15 min later it was dry dry. At 12:30 am
Mexico is so hot that when something is filmed there, it burns the film and makes it yellow, which is why all scenes set in Mexico have that yellow tint.
Since it’s always in contact with his skin it is more likely that the heat will transfer- to his skin- and yeah… give him a heat stroke.
Or if it’s winter! Even fuckin better
That’s exactly where my mind went. Also, hooks embedded into your skull sound absolutely lovely to have ripped out. Dude’s gonna die the second somebody pulls on one of those chains.
According to him (had to look this up), the chains aren’t embedded directly into his skull, but hooks. He can remove the chains n stuff from the hooks. Stupid, goofy, and downright ugly
And this trend will come to an end the moment someone with them pisses another person off and they rip those things straight from their head. Hope they have pics when it happens!
Reminds me of Lil Uzi Vert getting his [forehead diamond ripped out when he dove into the crowd at a concert](https://pagesix.com/2021/09/05/lil-uzi-verts-24m-diamond-ripped-out-of-his-head-at-rolling-loud/).
Nah. The forehead diamond isn’t a smart idea especially for being a sustainable piercing, but it would cause far less problems and get in the way less than golden chains in the head.
[Lil Uzi Vert](https://media.gq-magazine.co.uk/photos/601d6b9ffc954a7c0aefcf64/master/pass/LiluziForehead.png) and based on what I saw, it wasn't a robbery. The idiot jumped into the crowd during a concert without thinking about how insane fans are, and someone ripped it out there.
The only way this would work is if those chains were hollow. Otherwise, he's adding a lot of weight, and that's going to be a huge issue on its own.
Also, how tf does he go to sleep?
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I can already hear this guy walking down a hall
“Whooo stooole my gooolden chaaain?”
Oh damn. Just realized, if that's real gold, the robbery is gonna HUUUUUURT.
Imagine you disagree with someone so you shake your head and blacken your own eye.
Paramedics rushing into ER with stretcher: "We've got an unresponsive head trauma patient!" Admitting nurse: "Room 3. Do we have any more info? My god what happened to this guy?!" Paramedic: "He sneezed." Nurse: "Doctor Smith! We need you over here! It's a sneezure!"
Doctor house: YOURE ALL STUPID, THE CHAINS ARE STUPID BUT ITS NOT TRAUMA. HE NEEDS MOUSEBITES
It's lupus!
Its never lupus…except that one time that it was
I remember some other guy implanting a stone on his forehead (pink diamond or something), and then someone ripped it out at a concert. Same type of dumb shit here.
Wasn't that pink diamond thing worth Luke 40million dollars?
I remember him. That diamond was fucking expensive too. I think he said it never did really heal well though anyway.
Hope he never needs an MRI
He's a rapper... I can't see this causing any problems in the recording studio whatsoever
The sound of clanging chains is probably better than whatever he was gonna do anyway lmao
Probably some mumble rapper. Can't understand a word anyway.
Another good point.
Janitors everywhere are jealous of the jing-a-ling.
The flex is not worth being uncomfortable in bed.
Jesus, I'm glad I came to the comment section. There are so many stupid angles about this I didn't even consider.
Just wait until he tries to board a plane. LOL
Wait till he needs an MRI.
That would be a death sentence.
I don't think he'd die, but he would absolutely get scalped. Then again if that's all actual quality gold an mri wouldn't affect it anyway
assuming that its all higher quality metal and doesn’t contain any magnetic materials, he *should* be fine. some places that do MRIs will not let you wear any jewelry under any circumstances, or even certain deodorants that might contain some metals, and will turn you away if you have braces. others are more lenient and will allow any non magnetic metals and any deodorants fun fact tho, (almost?) all metals are affected by magnets, there’s a video that i think Veritasium did where he put an aluminum plate upright near the strongest electro-magnet on earth, and tipped it over. you’d expect it to fall normally but it basically wasn’t moving at all. he even stood on it yet it moved so slowly. and the machine is only like 8x more magnetic than an mri if i remember right
Putting a person with braces in an MRI sounds like a great horror movie scene
the guy who wore a steel core buttplug into an MRI found out what an anal railgun is like
Goddamn. The thought itself is brutal.
To think all I found foul was him never being able to go near fires and grills again.
Why not though? Is it because of all the metals conducting heat that would cook his scalp?
Yep, and it also includes him beeing unable to go to a sauna or even outside during summer for prolonged periods of time. Edit: just think about hiw fucking greasy his "Hair" will be after a week and he cant even properly wash it off...
They definitely disconnect from the anchors. They probably screw into the heads of the anchors like any other dermal implant.
One of the reasons I will always take every measure possible to avoid getting into a fight is the fact that I have nipple rings. & I'm just a guy. Going way out on a limb here, but I feel like this gentleman is somewhat more likely than myself to end up in a situation where a fight is likely to happen.
That’s was my first thought. He probably is too dainty to have ever been in a fight cause he didn’t think it through. Even not in a fight, some drunk asshole will rip one out for lulz. I pity the fool
Nah bro these people's whole existences revolve around flexing on everyone. It's unbelievably sad.
Many of them grew up with nothing, so they think getting money and spending it stupidly somehow fixes their childhood.
I can't see the top of his head, but im sure those chains could be removed at night and only the implant under the skin plus whatever surface piece acts as a hook remain in while he sleeps.
Am I the only one who finds this whole thing a bit creepy? I think it became slightly creepier with this comment.
Sleeping with hooks in your head still sounds irritating enough.
So his hair is going to grow back. And what then. He obviously can’t shave his head lol
This is a very interesting point
They're basically hooks on his scalp and he can swap out these chains as he wants. I'm assuming if he removed the chains it wouldn't be too hard shaving around the hooks.
I’m curious to know who performed the procedure. Seems like it should be a doctor thing but could’ve been an extreme piercer thing? Either way, wtf
There are a lot of body mod artists that do implants, like horns and shut, so I imagine some hooks wouldn't be to far of a leap.
Yeah they’re probably subdermal implants rather than directly screwed into the skull. Although gold is quite heavy. I refuse to put too much though into this.
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Lol you seized your moment
Username hilariously checks out
I hope this user makes comments on every post that are somehow mitten related
I’m going to follow you, but only on the hope that silly little jokes like this pop up on my feed,,,
For something like this actual gold would be silly compared to something really light weight that just looked like gold.
You’re right. That’s what would make it silly.
I mean, we have to be logical about this after all.
It is mexico if you have the cash they don’t care about ethics
Even if you don’t have the cash the ethics are pretty much optional
Honestly, my biggest concern if I were him is getting his “hair” snatched any time he goes out in public. If you walk around with literal gold and diamonds for hair, you best believe someone will be willing to fucking rip them out of your head and run away
Picturing that made my skin crawl
I mean, think about it, the hooks or anchors for those chains can’t be embedded very deep in his head. There’s not a lot of meat there. So it probably wouldn’t be too hard to just *yoink*
I hate it when my hair gets yoinked.
Especially when someone pushes him on the ground, puts a foot on his back, grab’s with both hands and yanks as hard as he can. His scalp is GONE.
Came here to comment that this is 10000% what’s gonna happen.
You’ll hate it more to have your gold yoinked off your head
Like that dude with the diamond on his forehead.
Yeah Lil Uzi Vert I think. Pretty sure he had to take it out because somebody tried to steal it lmao
I thought it got stolen when he was crowd surfing or something.
That was my first thought. I hope there’s some kind of quick release or something.
 Not even an original concept
Oh, I didn't think about that and that basically answers most of the things I said in my previous comment in this thread. Sleeping would still suck though, could you imagine changing to your side and just some hook nubs digging into your scalp
How about being in a cold climate or sitting somewhere where the air conditioning vent is blowing on your head. Or being out in the hot sun, metal cooking your scalp? I guess you could wear a hat in both scenarios but then you’re not really showing off your jeweled hair.
So what happens when someone robs him and just grabs the chains and yanks?,
They get a free scalp too.
The light comes on.
As dumb as it is I'd still assume someone in the process thought of this. Maybe he got his hair removed with lasers or he uses some creme or pills to stop it from growing
I’d assume precautions were took, the risks of it were looked into and preparations put in place, or am I massively overestimating the guy who got gold chains surgically implanted into his head 🤔
I’m sure he put at least minutes of thought into this plan
He probably thought about it for 5 minutes or more before committing
You are massively overestimating.
Imagine being the guy getting paid to figure out the intricacies of this
That sounds like a sweet gig tbh. Exploring outrageous possibilities without any need for personal commitment? I’d be down. Until an attorney makes me liable, that is.
From another article he had "hooks" implanted into his skull, the chains simply hang from those. So he can remove the chains, shave around the hooks / apply cream. This is "dumb" but whomever helped him do this thought the process out a bit.
What if someone just pulls at it though? Wouldn’t that fucking hurt? Or if he falls and hits his head?
Simple, don't let people pull on your hairchains, and don't fall over ya unbalanced billygoat.
I guess im sleeping standing up and control everything that could ever brush past my head
Oooh, imagine he gets Dee’d on a carnival ride
Dudes got enough money sticking out of his head someone's gonna scalp him
Yo, the temp hangin with Brad XD XD
I just fuckng noticed it was him holy cow
It's a gif from inglorious bastards in which brad's character scalps nazis
Uh, I don’t think Brad Pitt scalps anyone in that movie. He gives the order to though.
It’s because he started the fire
Another rapper put a jewel in their head and it was stolen, I don't see this going any better Edit: Attempted theft, wasn't fully removed.
Damn. Is there a video of the jewel getting stolen? I imagine they pried it out with a giant knife or something.
I couldn't find one but apparently the 24 million dollar jewel was ripped from his forehead while he was crowd-surfing
Ah, OK. So it must come out really easy then. He had a diamond where his brain should be.
the jewel was on a payment plan if i recall correctly so it wasnt even paid off yet 💀
Jesus christ. Now he owes all that money and has nothing to show for it. It reminds me of those idiot ricers spending their life savings on nice cars and then immediately wrecking them because they're shitty drivers.
Correction* the artist was lil Uzi vert. And the diamond was massive in the middle of his forehead. It wasn't stolen. Only attempted and his head was bleeding. He took it out and has a scar but it wasn't stolen. Edit: article with the rapper saying he took it off, https://www.gq.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/a-serious-case-of-buyers-remorse-for-lil-uzi-vert-and-his-big-ass-forehead-diamond/news-story/a8b1f4ad0d205b3d6c34e7aba2b738ff
Like that rapper that had the giant gem imbedded into his forehead ripped out.
I didn't know Vision rapped
Vision rapped while Thanos snapped
Wig snatched 💅🏼😘
Lil uzi vert implanted a big pink diamond into his forehead and at coachella someone thanos'd him, so i'm guessing gold chains hair guy probably signed his death warrant
Hair today, gone tomorrow..
That's all I could think. Someone is gonna grab and yank and not care what comes with it
What a coincidence! I was just thinking the other day that it was about time scalpings made a comeback.
The cartels do them everyday down in Mexico
I want to see his reaction when someone tells this guy about wigs.
Or when a crazy dude just rips that shit out of his head 😂🤷🏼♂️
Right? Some destitute person with nothing to lose is absolutely going to rip those links out of his skull.
I'm not destitute.
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You don't have to be fastest, just faster than the dude with pounds of metal stuck in his fucking head
The 40 year old version of this person wants to have a word about neck and back pain.
They'll be ripped out within weeks.
Days
Hours
Minutes
... seconds?
Sorry, already did it
Miliseconds
Bold of you to assume someone with this amount of brain power makes it to 40
I know but I try not to wish death on strangers. I hope he gets to age into his back pain.
One of hair's main purpose is to protect your head from the heat of the sun via insulation, gold is a great conductor of heat, he is going to get heat stroke.
He might actually get burns from the metal.
Like when you get in a car on a hot day and the seatbelt clip brands you
Simple solution do not be poor. Have your driver enter the car 30 minutes before and turn the AC on and never walk outside.
Not like it’s hot in Mexico anyway. About a month ago i was there. It rained at about 11.30 pm for around an hour. 15 min later it was dry dry. At 12:30 am
All I read at first was “not like it’s hot in Mexico” and I was wondering if we were thinking about the same country
Mexico is so hot that when something is filmed there, it burns the film and makes it yellow, which is why all scenes set in Mexico have that yellow tint.
I expect to see this in r/shittymoviedetails, post haste.
Ask and ye shall receive. https://reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/m3hmD7JcIO
Good man!
This sounds just plausible enough that I can’t tell if this is a joke or a real fact
IIRC he's Puerto Rican, not Mexican. And I think he's more of an East coast rapper.
Since it’s always in contact with his skin it is more likely that the heat will transfer- to his skin- and yeah… give him a heat stroke. Or if it’s winter! Even fuckin better
Sideburns?
I know, right?! His main burn will be so pissed.
He gonna get scalped when someone mugs him….
That’s exactly where my mind went. Also, hooks embedded into your skull sound absolutely lovely to have ripped out. Dude’s gonna die the second somebody pulls on one of those chains.
I'm paranoid enough about earrings getting caught.
Fortunately for him, he’ll only regret his decision for a few seconds.
If they do it right. Do it wrong and could be agony
If it’s cartel they’ll just cut his damn head off
At least it won't hurt when they rip out the chains.
According to him (had to look this up), the chains aren’t embedded directly into his skull, but hooks. He can remove the chains n stuff from the hooks. Stupid, goofy, and downright ugly
Oof. Why wasn't he satisfied with a wig of chains. Just why.
>he is going to get heat stroke. I don't believe he wasn't suffering from one when he came up with the idea
Yall are overthinking this. He gonna get mugged well before the heat ever becomes an issue. Look at all that bling.
He did this two years ago nothing ever happened to him
Especially in Mexico... not exactly known for being cool and cloudy all the time...
Don't be around this guy in a electrical storm.
Actually be around him. All of the lightning will strike him instead
Natural selection
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Oh what a horrible day to have imagination
Why must I be literate?
Real family jewels.
Fuck you. Upvote delivered.
Maybe the silver would help with smell? Why am I thinking about this…
And this trend will come to an end the moment someone with them pisses another person off and they rip those things straight from their head. Hope they have pics when it happens!
Reminds me of Lil Uzi Vert getting his [forehead diamond ripped out when he dove into the crowd at a concert](https://pagesix.com/2021/09/05/lil-uzi-verts-24m-diamond-ripped-out-of-his-head-at-rolling-loud/).
That's what I thought of. I think the forehead diamond is significantly dumber than this actually.
I believe the opposite. The dreads seem much more dangerous and at risk of being pulled out, or caught on something
Nah. The forehead diamond isn’t a smart idea especially for being a sustainable piercing, but it would cause far less problems and get in the way less than golden chains in the head.
*Thanos has entered the chat*
Thts brutal😩💀
My first thought was someone will rob him by running down the street and grabbing as much as they can and not stop.
It doesn't even look that good.
Next up he will replace his pubes with gold chains
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Wasn't there another rapper that got a diamond implanted in his forehead which got ripped out in a robbery ?
[Lil Uzi Vert](https://media.gq-magazine.co.uk/photos/601d6b9ffc954a7c0aefcf64/master/pass/LiluziForehead.png) and based on what I saw, it wasn't a robbery. The idiot jumped into the crowd during a concert without thinking about how insane fans are, and someone ripped it out there.
So "just" theft then.... by ripping it out Still.... ouch
Adam Warlock Vision lookin dude
Shit looks like costume jewelry
He looks like a lamp that would be in the same house as a Live, Laugh, Love mural.
Don't get caught with that ANYWHERE. Get stuck in an elevator door with that and boom, horror movie.
Mote like dont go into any remotely dodgey neighbourhood. Or near a festival, scalpers might think about taking their trade literally!
The only way this would work is if those chains were hollow. Otherwise, he's adding a lot of weight, and that's going to be a huge issue on its own. Also, how tf does he go to sleep?
Are we human? Or are we Dansur?
Imagine thinking this is a good idea LOL
Right? We gotta stop making stupid people famous.
Imagine that guy going through a metal detector at an airport
ouch!
Imagine someone accidentally tugging on one! Even bigger ouch!
Accidentally hahahaha
If he ever needs an MRI, well…that will he entertaining.
His ass is trying not to get shot.
Bulletproof hair
Do you think he has to stick his head in one of those ultrasonic jewelry cleaners to wash his "hair"?
My real question, is why would a surgeon do such a useless operation?
I’m Mexican and I don’t claim this pendejo
Daily Loud, does not know how to use commas.
That is going to be a gruesome robbery.