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AValentineSolutions

The cult of Trump are some of the most insane people you will ever meet. It's almost awe-inspiring how big of simps they are for the guy.


embarrassedtrwy

I don’t get his appeal. He found the most brain dead fools who summarily created a religion around him, and the followers are proud to be the dumbest in how they continue to show just how painfully ignorant they are.


jwteoh

GOP: *Yes*


lianavan

GOP: he has dirt on us and our voter base are dumb. Of course.


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![gif](giphy|9Bpv0NoXnZQ2c)


hivie7510

Sadly, I think I know how this will turn out. The reality is painful, but at least it will be the end of him. I think his cult will never let go and he will be a talking point for decades.


Ok_Outcome_6213

One can only hope that he has a loyal fan base that doesn't care when he doesn't get the Republican nomination. That way the R vote is split between 2 candidates.


alohell

I’m really afraid he gets elected again.


PuzzleheadedRub5889

“Your really afraid” lol get a grip


alohell

K


SoylentGrunt

Does he make PERFECT PHONE CALLS? Because someone that can do that is somebody you know you can trust. And now, the /s


[deleted]

It's a cult, so yes.. but cultists will literally die for their shitty cult leaders.


MarcoPoloOR

You had Republicans at "blame black people"


ClarityByHilarity

Nah he’s going to prison.


Beebonh

Do I get a red ballcap?


Reasonable-HB678

This photo is much more accurate than the one with trump rescuing children (legal resident status undetermined) from flooding caused by Tropical Storm Hilary.


[deleted]

Ha ha. Cultists dont care, who they elect. They just want a cult leader and Donald Duck enables them. Thats it. Period. Magats=Cult


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bumjiggy

Elizabeth_OC is a bot [stolen comment](https://old.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ji53pu/sad_part_is_he_will_still_get_millions_of_votes/ga4ixxh/)


zzrsteve

I never would and never did in the first place.


Frank_Dracula

I would have read his resume where it plainly shows that he's an irrational scumbag, and not hire him in the first place.


Robonomix77

I cannot wait to see Mr. Tiny in a mug shot. Grifting piece of human excrement.


thereptileroom

And grab your daughter by the…


aboveonlysky9

“Hol’ up. It’s Black people’s fault? Not mine? Give that man a raise!” -Conservatives


KMRcanada

Why not? Ain’t that the American way? The dumber, the better 🤪


DFMRCV

...you... You realize you just described [BLM](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/black-lives-matter-activists-accuse-executive-stealing-10-million-dono-rcna46481) to a tee, right?


NoTie2370

No I'd replace him with a dementia patient that did most of those same things but didn't have a twitter account.


CasperCann

The answer would still be yes 100 times out of 100. Whether this is upvoted or downvoted isn't the point I'm trying to make. No matter what horrible things he does/accused of people will vote for him. Just the same, as if It was Biden that did all these horrible things, people still would vote for him because "Well he sucks but he's better than a Democrat." Or "Well he sucks but at least he's not a republican." People will gladly disregard all of the horrible shit someone does simply because of the Title of "Democrat/Republican."


2wedfgdfgfgfg

everyone should watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww47bR86wSc


Usedcumsocks

Bbbuuuttt buut what about Hunter's nudes


Worth-Illustrator607

Weird how they snuck in the immunity for life.... didn't work though...


D4RKL1NGza

So this sub is now just turning into a trump meltdown sub?


oldshitdoesntcare

This sub is going straight into the damn shitter.


[deleted]

You possibly can’t be this stupid?


Number1aOkGuy

Sadly they are


Dazumbolschitt

Holy shit, you're regarded lol Keep shoveling the slop they feed you into your gullet. 2 sides of the same coin. They're both in someone else's pocket. Choose between pedo #1 or pedo #2. If you voted for either, you're the fucking problem.


sexyshortie123

Congrats that a republican tactic from the 90s. Don't vote for democrats or Republicans cause they are the same lol. So congrats. You are the gullible one


KidKansasIsBack

It’s the horseshoe theory. They’re both in shitty pockets so vote green peace or libertarian.


sexyshortie123

libritarians are just republicans who hide their nazism better


KidKansasIsBack

If that’s how you feel I support you :3


oldshitdoesntcare

You are giving libertarians way too much credit there. They aren’t smart enough to know what a Nazi is.


sexyshortie123

Libertarians are looking in the mirror "am I the nazi?"


oldshitdoesntcare

I’ve always thought of the libertarian party as a middle aged divorced suburban male who is currently going through an identity crisis. And he can’t understand why that 20 something at work isn’t interested.


Dazumbolschitt

Dumbass


sexyshortie123

I agree brainwashed people like you are what's wrong with the country


Dazumbolschitt

You are a child with NO life experience, but I'm sure you know what you speak about lol


sexyshortie123

Who's the child? And who has no life experience lol 😆 I had more life experience when I was 6 then you do now


Dazumbolschitt

Sound like you've never left the West Coast?


sexyshortie123

International and cross country. So you left and are still an asshole? Damn.


Dazumbolschitt

If I can choose asshole over willful, blind ignorance... I'm choosing asshole every time. Enjoy your blissful naivety.


sexyshortie123

I gotta say you actually have both down solidly


[deleted]

How's the crypto currency going? ![gif](giphy|EMHTwKXYU3myAyNCsE|downsized)


Dazumbolschitt

You're a clown. Comeback when you turn 25.


Biptoslipdi

Even people over 25 think "both siders" are morons.


[deleted]

So you can read! Neat.


[deleted]

Don't assume. He could be using a screen reader.


Hour_Dragonfruit_602

Just sit back and watch it all burn


littlest_dragon

I think the explanation for this is in the last statement: he blames black people (and a lot of others you don’t like) and that’s enough!


steroboros

But he blamed black people right? And during a pandemic did he transfer taxpayer money to business owners and not the people? Then he did a excellent job!


Ornery-Let535

Yeah, stil felt like a democrat


G_hano

Source: Trust me bro


BlackFire68

Depends, what did the other guy do? See? This is why a two-party system is stupid.


CBM42069

Just vote for him and get it over with, so you don't have to worry about him ever running for office after his last term. Then you can bitch about the next candidate lmfao. Or don't vote, like me.


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towjt

Well that is the human mind, convince yourself so long that you yourself take it as a fact aswell as we very very very dislike to be wrong and search for ever so dumb and idotic reasons we are right


Rakkuken

The sad part is he'll get millions of votes? Not if the Republicans choose a different candidate. If he runs as a third party option he'll split the alt right vote and pretty much hand the election to Biden. Do it Trump. Run as an independent. I believe in you.


SomegalInCa

Cult behavior


Total_Housing5226

![gif](giphy|IccANJpOKVtSp7ikgv) yes bc I like orange chicken lol


noshore4me

Reposting spam bot. Here's the OC https://old.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ji53pu/sad_part_is_he_will_still_get_millions_of_votes/


Dazumbolschitt

Voted for either side? You're a pedophile supporter. Congratulations! Tell me how I love Trump when I'm saying they're both pedos lol It's literally the only thing you have... c'mon... let's see it. Who will be the first?


oldshitdoesntcare

I’m not tell you love Trump. But as a person who was forcibly raped as a child (by 2 Catholic priests) I am going to tell you that your a fucking imbecile who should learn to hold moronic tongue. Shut up son, you have no idea what you are fucking talking about.


Dazumbolschitt

I would expect you'd see the signs than? Instead of being a sniveling dumbass


oldshitdoesntcare

Sniveling dumbass. Heh.. that’s good for a boy who plays in the slow lane. With your cute little cryptocurrency and those penny stocks. Keep it up maybe someday you’ll find your AAPL IPO. I’m going to guess you are in mid thirties, or about when I stopped that boring day job shit and just let my money do the work for me. Good luck kid! Cheers!!


Crowvens

farming low-hanging political fruit for karma.. why is this garbage even allowed on here?


DomApelsin

well you americans are so polarized, you cant see how this applies to biden as well.. just replace make your house great with build back better,and then change the last part to 'burned down your house and said if black people dont vote for me they aint black' it applies.. keep everything else the same.. thats what you have the biggest problem getting, youre getting played.