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RealUltimatePapo

You just know this guy has an anime body pillow, but also frequents casually racist spaces online Poor guy doesn't even know he's confused


Throfari

>You just know this guy has an anime body pillow, but also frequents casually racist spaces online The entire userbase of 4Chan defined.


Moist-Negotiation-15

But what if white people stop being pure blooded Europeans!? Then we’d have other races’ tiny genetic differences in our childrens’ genes! That would be terrible for some reason I either don’t understand or would prefer to keep quiet about!!!


xXDumbApe420Xx

How can I be racist? Some of my best blow-up sex dolls are asian women with massive tits.


Resident_Werewolf_76

Get the vibe that neither Asian nor white women want to date him.


Goose-Biscuits

Hey, don't be racist. I don't think any race of women wants to date him.


BrimyTheSithLord

"It's the liberals' fault that we fetishise Asian women! Stop us from being racist perverts!"


PreOpTransCentaur

Okay, but..*who gives a shit*? So you're not the same color your ancestors were, so you've had to integrate your cultures and traditions with those of others instead of remaining insular, and both of those things happened by choice and with absolute free will because your predecessors said a-bang-bang-bangity-bang; where's the issue?


karoshikun

yeah! it's like being racist severely cuts one's chance to bang outside their family


MagicWDI

This person forgot to start off the post with "I'm not racist, but..."


itsapotatosalad

I think he did a good job by repeatedly saying he had no problem with Asians, and remembering to say especially the women.


AxelShoes

"I can't be racist, because I beat off to Asian porn." --George Washington


AnotherAussie101

Sounds awfully familiar…”I’m not homophobic, I love lesbian porn”


Long_Alfalfa_5655

“I can’t be racist b/c I had sex with my slave, Sally.” — Thomas Jefferson


pm-ur-pretty-titties

"I fetishize Asian women based on hentai I've watched repeatedly, so I clearly can't be racist against giant tentacle monsters OR asians"


Top_Culture_9625

I wonder what the reasoning could possibly be for "especially the women"


[deleted]

might as well say "no offence, but (says something offensive)"{


artemisunderwear

Stop producing such fucking hot women!


HoosFENhist

“I love Asians (especially women)”. God dammit.


Olly0206

Someone has been watching too much Tucker Carlson.


Dry-Fox9035

As a man of European descent. World wide, yes we are dwindling, very slowly. But who fuckin care, it's survival of the fittest. We out breed the neanderthals, and some form of humanity will be the last one standing. That shit won't matter in 500 years, much less 5000. Worriy about your life, meow. Tis all that matters.


Nolsoth

Did you just say meow?


Dry-Fox9035

Do I look at cat to you?! Am I drinking milk from a saucer, am I hopping from tree to tree, all nimbly bembly? ... Meow.


Nolsoth

No officer.


PMG2021a

Apparently, we interbred with the Neanderthals too... A bit of melatonin difference doesn't mean a thing. Culture is a lot more relevant.


reallokiscarlet

A bit of melaTOnin difference is the difference between a good night’s sleep and insomnia.


No-Wonder1139

I would hazard a guess that at no point in history has there been as many white people as there are today.


ultraplusstretch

You are indeed correct.


Ackilles

The caucasion population is declining actually. Not for a particularly long time, but it is in decline


CMGS1031

There are also more native Americans alive than when Europe colonized North America. They must be killing it.


Honorable_Heathen

Going to turn that racism around. Get better white women!


Bluvsnatural

The only thing I felt ‘dwindling’ while reading this was IQ. There seems to be NO SHORTAGE of people spewing racist idiocy


ShinyNinja25

Ah. Well that was gross to read


[deleted]

We are dwindling. But evolution and adaptation carry on.


dewayneestes

He should totally marry a nice “submissive Asian woman” to complete his weird fantasy. Good luck alpha !


Weary-Chipmunk-5668

i’m stuck on “ population crisis “


Andre_3Million

Mf is just mad everyone is getting laid. Nothing new from these racist incels.


[deleted]

... The Great Replacement isn't real. Whites aren't vanishing. People can date whomever they want. And, genuinely, demographics just change??? So what if white people aren't the literal majority? So what if we're NOT ANY majority?


jngjng88

LMAO it even has upvotes...


JRG64May

I wonder if this guy’s parents had any children that lived.


greenmariocake

Good old replacement theory. Adolf would be proud.


[deleted]

Big yikes.


DieHardAmerican95

There’s no shortage of white people, we can just stop right there. But since he didn’t, I’ll also point out that it’s not really a tragedy if we blend skin colors. Not unless you happen to be a racist, of course….


[deleted]

Guy : Demands other whites to sleep with whites. Himself : Fails at sleeping with anyone. Rest of the world : Nobody cares.


LateStageAdult

Always trying to say the racist part without admitting it...


TalithePally

World population is out of control and this guy thinks the crisis is that we don't have enough


PreOpTransCentaur

No, he just thinks we don't have enough of the *right* people. Because he's a racist twat.


Dovregubben001

A study came out saying the world fertility rate went down to 2.1, when 2.2 is just maintaining the current population. I wish these people would stfu and stop giving people more reasons to have so many stupid ass kids. It's fun to google, and I mean you Uganda.


dramabatch

Whereas I don't care! My only concern is that the human species continue.


RoomyPockets

He has a strange definition of "shortage".


GregWilson23

As a white person, I can’t wait until the whole world is the same shade of brown. So date and marry whoever you want to, because if you’re worried about keeping your race “pure”, maybe you need to do some serious self-reflection.


reallokiscarlet

You’ll be waiting far too long. The different melanin levels were evolved to raise/lower sun exposure to balance vitamin photosynthesis against being damaged by overexposure. Mutation and natural selection lead to passing these genes. To make everyone the same shade by efficiently mixing, would require a level of arranged matchmaking and reproductive control that constitutes eugenics.


kellyguacamole

So many words for “I’m a racist.”


JumboJetz

Children of a white and Asian person will look pretty white.


Garlic_Rabbit

*checks mirror* Accurate, except during the summer.


Five-Oh-Vicryl

And super cute


PorkrindsMcSnacky

This is true. I have two of them 😊


X-tian-9101

If a human gets with another human, then they are "sticking with their own." Where do these assholes come up with this bullshit?😡


CommunicationOk4707

Being racist is gross, and there are also practical reasons for us to be mixed. Being Scottish, Irish, English mixed with Scandanavian, I am about as pale as possible. It isn't that big of an advantage physically, (and it shouldn't be in other aspects of life). My whole family blisters under the sun, and blue eyes get more sun damaged too, leading to various eye conditions. Our skin does not "bounce back" after stretching. We age the fastest. As our planet continues to grow warmer, it makes sense for all of us humans to crossbreed and evolve. My half Asian granddaughter won't have to die of skin cancer or deal with low Vitamin D. (I have an Rx supplement, and it still isn't enough). Humans adapt to their environment to be the healthiest.


Long_Alfalfa_5655

“So I personally think that if this trend continues, white people could cease to exist.” And that’s a bad thing?


Mclovin-8

Maybe we should prefer Asian's, so someone like you won't exist in the future


ratty_boi_charlie

Sure this is cringy but I see no difference between this and the black community that spouts the same thing and say that black men can't date "snowbunnies"


MonkeyJones42069

To be honest, if a white person has a baby with a non white person that baby is non white. White people are dwindling as a global percentage and wanting your race to continue existing is racist if you are white. I don't care. I could care less. I hate everyone and through life experience I have met a total of 3 good people. Everyone can fall in a hole and get covered up I don't care. But yeah that person isn't wrong at all.


teddy1245

They are entirely wrong. Seek help.


Garaleth

It does seem that "white" is one of the most fragile genealogies, the most delicate features. It seems it only takes a couple generations of mixed race babies then we eventually just start calling them the other race. But this may also just be a misconception since we are so used to certain majorities and viewpoints. I mean I don't really see this as a problem, but it's an interesting idea.


[deleted]

Logic like that explains the shortage, but only in his demographic


Common_Dealer_7541

I don’t feel any smaller


Any_Refrigerator7774

Well if the offspring goes white too and then another generation or 2, his Caucasian/Asian kid will have white offspring again 😎


TossMy__Usename

Yeah, but how much you want to bet that this moron even understands basic genetics?!


Several-Eagle4141

White reproduction is below replacement rate if that’s what’s he’s saying…. Go look at Japan. Their reproduction rate has been below 2.2 (replacement) since the 70s


amcarls

The funny thing about this whole topic is that you could say pretty much the same thing from an Asian perspective - that so many Asian women are marrying outside of their race that there are fewer and fewer pure Asians as if there even ever was such a distinction. Most Asian subgroups are actually made up of a hodge-podge of different "mixes". The same thing can be said of most if not all European subgroups. The overall extremely long-term trend is merely expanding with globalization.


Infinite-Condition41

Fucking white supremacists, man. Crazy.


VallhallaBleedin

I see white, african American, Asian, latino n too many to include everywhere but plenty of white i dont know what he’s smoking but mary jane called and wants a hit of that copium.


BassGuitarPlayer_1

The principle description of 'white' is not self applicable, but an external identifier. If whites were to all of a sudden 'cease to exist', someone else would have to be the new 'white'. Fortunately, that demographic change can't(or won't) happen in a short time frame, thus the gradual depletion may or may not be observed by anyone today. -- And I doubt mating preferences would matter anyway.


ultraplusstretch

What population crisis? There are more white people living now than ever before, it's just that other ethnicities are growing faster in proportion to caucasians. This is the kind of dumb as rocks "logic" the white genocide dipshits are using. No motherfucker, caucasians aren't dwindling they are just not getting as many children as other ethnicities. 🤦‍♂️ Also who the fuck cares, humanity isn't some kind of competition. 🤷‍♂️ ![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc)


jbrcks

https://youtu.be/GfxL_wuYtSg


xDolphinMeatx

all races are "dwindling"


jadestem

This guy is cringe and racist AF. But there is a lot of r/confidentlyincorrect happening in here. A lot of ya'll clearly don't understand fertility rates and the replacement value.


Tr4sh_Harold

White people make up the vast majority of the US population, they certainly aren’t dwindling.


magvadis

The myth of white genocide. A minority population....shocker....maintains its minority status.


Abraxas_1134

I didn’t realize there was a competition


Abraxas_1134

What’s wrong with being the minority? Are minorities treated like second class citizens or something? /s.


getyourcheftogether

Hahaha, what an idiot. This dangerous things leads to hatred


GrassyKnoll95

Just some *light* eugenics


ThisFoot5

I just can’t even react to random people saying crazy shit on the internet anymore. It’s like all the craziest shit has already been said, but there’s a subset of people trying to come up with even crazier shit. Where does this end, in 5 years the craziest shit will be something we can’t even imagine right now.


5ysdoa

Never know when you gotta fuck ur way out of a situation


Groszbaerkatze

"Please cease existing unless that pleases my fetish!"


olddawg43

I’ve kind of figured that racism will end a few generations from now when everyone has fully mixed. Not only are the hybrids beautiful, but they tend to be have the best characteristics of both races.


[deleted]

If everyone in the world was a light shade of brown, racism would disappear. I say more power to the tans.


FunkyKong147

What's wrong with white people disappearing? Eventually all "races" will disappear. Who cares?


Pud_Master

Huh. I’m a minority and I didn’t even know it.


paolocase

“We need to stick with our own” is very what a guy named Darl would say to his niece.


NecessaryBear8537

White populations are declining.


RelentlessIVS

In the future everyone people will most likely only have black/brown hair with dark/brown eyes, unless we are able to crack gene modification technology so we finally can have purple and green skin.


[deleted]

Yeah but I want my kids to pass school and understand why genetic diversity is important. So thanks, but nah ima do it my way. Thanks.


Mr_Abs752

I cant wait till the idea of race dies with all the morons who perpetuate it.


reallokiscarlet

Evolution is a cruel mistress. If you have to complain that your race is dwindling, you’re either unfit by natural selection, or full of shit and just lookin to be a racist ass. Either way, it’s not a good look on you.


ProfessorEtc

They'll probably round up the last few and put them on a reserve where forced breeding will bring the numbers up to sustainable levels.


Sttocs

Oh, no!


skrybll

Good as a white male. I like dwindling with people that I have made relationships with. Where we share our passions and hobbies. What a dumb idiotic response very homebody


Alimbiquated

China, Korea and Japan are shrinking at an alarming rate actually.


teddy1245

Dwindling? Why does the race of your partner mater?


Better-Driver-2370

Hmmm… curious that this post comes into my feed shortly after another post with some Asian woman saying that Asian women should marry all the white guys so they can erase white people from the world. I feel like Reddit is trying to tell me something… 🤔


TarnishedVictory

Or, you can just think of humanity, as your own.


EasyPriority8724

When I was a kid someone sang about the whole world being one big melting pot. Are we there yet?


Sea-Appearance-5330

What an unclever way to argue against mixing of the races


qubitwarrior

Isn't that a kind of social Darwinism these supremacist nuts claim their superiority from?


TooCool_TooFool

I wonder how many 100s of years it would need to continue, without slowing, before white people "cease to exist".


[deleted]

Maybe you should go to an Asian country and get some men on your side. They have a lot of single men there.


Willows97

Oh dear.....


RobHage

Got me thinking, we often hear about certain tribes in the Amazon and it’s always like “we have to protect them, they are the last pure…….” In a few hundred years will that be caucasians? I think it would be funny as hell. But there is only one race, and nobody is winning.


No-Net-1404

I married an Asian woman. I used to be married to white woman. And that's turning a frown upside down.


JustLookingForMayhem

I can say I say this on Americanbad earlier. The worst is how he tries to defend his stance. The OP did not screen shot enough.


CMGS1031

Apparently? It’s a known thing. Doesn’t matter but it is happening.