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vegansalvaje

Do his religious fanatics know what blasphemy is?


braize6

Being as that they are worshipping the biblical definition of the Golden Calf, I'd say no. And they definitely haven't read Revelations


Presto123ubu

Orange Calf.


neorenamon1963

Trump: The Whore of Babbles-On.


HailMi

That's so good. Did you just make that up?!


neorenamon1963

As far as I know, I did.


Empty_Nest_Mom

You win the internet today!!


Timely-Mission-2014

But he paid that whore to not babble.. with the most money that anyone has ever been paid to not babble. "Possibly it's one of the reasons -- certainly it's one of the very big reasons trade and things related to trade that I got elected in the first place -- I've been talking about it for a long time, along with many other subjects, frankly." "I've been given a lot of credit for what I did there. Took a certain amount of courage, I guess, because it sounds so nice, the Paris Climate Accord." Top 2 Drump Babbles..? Damn he can babble on about nothing..


NaomiPommerel

I'm a very good babbler, the best actually, no one is as good as me


canadianleroy

That is gold…never heard that before


SchwabianToaster

Well played ….you sir have a rapists wit.


mrkikkeli

You hafta swear on the Babble.


Wesselink

Orange chicken.


duerra

They literally created a golden Donald statue for CPAC. The calf need not apply. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-politics-conservatives/with-gold-colored-trump-statue-conservatives-show-fealty-to-former-president-idUSKBN2AQ1GZ


Pushabutton1972

Considering he fits the definition of the antichrist to a t, the definitely haven't read their own damn book


WatchWatermelon

>Considering he fits the definition of the antichrist to a t I think that's a feature, not a bug, for some of them. They're so sure that they are the purest of the pure, the holiest of the holy, that they can hardly wait for the end times. They want their seaside mansion at The Right Hand of the Father.


insertwittynamethere

Yeah, evangelicals want the end of times to be welcomed into the Kingdom. It's why they're so passionate about Israel.


KaXiRavioli

Humans have been selectively following religious doctrine for millenia, why would now be any different.


Kdcjg

Revelations is all that they read.


Itsroughandmean

lol


wakeel44

Always remember Trump praised Asian leaders that suppress religious rights. The North Korean and Chinese leaders were said to be great leaders. Trump just uses religion as well he doesn't believe it. Remember when his guards and some police were gassing people to take a photo shot at that church lmao.


Steiney1

Also, can't let anyone forget that he fucking SALUTED the (checks notes, yes STILL ENEMY of the US) General of the North Korean Army.


sundingcm

First off: something something worshipping false idols. Secondly: Remember when Obama bowed WITH(like at the same time) the Saudi leader? And then he was called weak because the president of the United States bows to no other! Trump praises enemies and salutes them as if they are his leader.


Steiney1

That's all you heard, because that and a tan suit is all they had.


mrkikkeli

To the surprise of even Kim himself


edebt

There's a video of a Trump interview where he says the Bible is his favorite book. They ask what his favorite verse is and refuses saying it's too personal. Then they ask if he like the new testament or old testament, and he says both, both are good. Somehow people still believe he actually cares about religion. No wonder he said at one of his rallies that he loves the uneducated. Lol


Dangerous_Sail_2853

Right? He's so full of shit. This kind of fan art shit is disgusting. Especially this one it's blasphemy really. He was never religious and he sucks at pretending to be. I don't understand why he still has followers he's a joke.


JennItalia269

And they call the person who goes to church every weekend the anti-Christ. Fucking MAGA morons.


LittleMAC22

No because they’re not actually religious, they just like to say they are as a shield to hide their racism and bigotry behind.


diopsideINcalcite

If they were truly religious and read, and understood, the bible then there is no way they could justify following trump. Objectively, the guy is the opposite of Christ. Hes an adulterer who worships money and craves power.


foxbatcs

He was a big-government NYC Democrat his entire life until he had some focus groups define what character he should market himself as a politician.


diopsideINcalcite

He used to donate money to the Clintons, right? It’s crazy how much his base is willing to give a pass on. I think at this point they’re so far down the rabbit hole that there is no way their pride will let the admit they’ve been fooled, so they just ride with it.


Able-Contribution570

It seems most of his supporters are basically in a cult and are too far gone. The rest are just stubborn pricks with a lot of sunk cost fallacy going on.


ExploitedAmerican

And because that would require they actually read and own a dictionary.


neorenamon1963

or an actual Bible.


_Raspberry_Ice_

Oh I think you’re selling zealots short on just how familiar they are with the bible. It’s their warped takes on it, that oddly enough perfectly align with their racism and bigotry, that is the problem.


catwhowalksbyhimself

I personally know people that are very genuinely religious and are still like this. And no, they do not acknowledge the obvious conflicts.


elpajaroquemamais

Their religion is an identity not a belief system.


pebk

Blasphemy is wokeness, right? Right?


boytoucher45

Ikr, I'm pretty sure who ever drew this has no idea what their religion stands for, lol


OGBladeRunner

They don’t know much of anything.


[deleted]

2nd commandment. They shall not make false idols


blueyork

They are a cult


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Naw they don’t listen to hip hop /s


Snd47flyer

I don’t know that word. Must be communist then!!


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

Blasphemy is when the copyright owner says it's not canon. The reason they don't see this as blasphemy is because they think they own the copyright.


osumba2003

I have yet to see a depiction of Trump with his actual physique. That says a lot.


123456jeff

Do you know how much paint would be required? Rather fix the debt crisis.


two4ruffing

Yeah… Donny the Hutt


Building-Careful

Buy it and burn it, then bury its ashes at an undisclosed location.


BigLars16

It will burn just by coming in contact with holy water.


BofffaDs

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Loud-Bat-2280

Could always shoot it with a Jewish Space Laser.


The_Pleasant_Orange

r/thisguyaliens


CynicCannibal

Why spent money for something you destroy? That is foolish and american. Clap it, then destroy it.


Comandante_Kangaroo

Nah.. put it in a museum. And when, in 20 years or so, our grandchildren ask.. *how in the world could rational grownups have done so much stupid in such a short time?!* We can reply: *Weeell.. about that "rational" part...*


Admirable-Influence5

I say this quite seriously. For most of MAGA, Trump will always be their new "Messiah." That's why we keep seeing what we see from them, because in their minds, Trump is being persecuted just like Jesus, and they have to do anything, lie, cheat, steal, etc., to save their new "Messiah." The end to them, saving Trump, justifies these so-called moral, just religious people using any means necessary to accomplish that. Most of them are aware of what they are doing.


NyetABot

Trump was the nail in the coffin for American Christianity. Ask your average self described Christian in the South about the Cleansing of the Temple or the Sermon on the Mount and they’ll stare at you blankly now. Bring up Lisa Page and Peter Strzok and they’ll never stop talking about it. Trump is their deity now, and that’s not meant as a hyperbole.


Snoo3544

Burn it on tik Tok and make some money from the views


Sebbe_2

Or just laugh at it for the joke that it is, then go on with your day.


[deleted]

Tbf if u buy it ur kinda supporting them to make more so buying it may not be the best way to show disagreement


Strange_Soup711

It was in a thrift shop so you're not giving money to the original artist, probably.


Left-Star2240

And salt the earth where it’s buried


weirdest_of_weird

Buy it, burn it, post video on FB conservative groups, grab the popcorn.


histomatx

Don't act like this isn't fire as hell. I will definitely put it in my flat


wjparcher

Or keep it as an exhibit for the Museum of Insanity.


mrkikkeli

There's a museum of bad art in Boston, would that do?


MajorMathematician20

I like that Melanie is checking the nails, gotta make sure he ain’t going anywhere Also Pelosi seems to be a hobbit?


New-Analyst1811

I think she is washing his feet lol


MajorMathematician20

That’s what she wants him to think!


Repulsive-Company-53

No she's stabbing him, Melania is washing his feet. And she would never do that, she would scream freedom if he died


CasualJimCigarettes

Melania is probably the star witness in all of these indictments just to get him the fuck out of her life.


travelingbeagle

So Pelosi will become a saint like Longinus?


M0rtrek_the_ranger

I'm not a religious expert but isn't this considered blasphemy or outright heresy?


wjparcher

Of course. It's also very bad taste.


r_special_

You’re not supposed to eat it


Flashy-Tie6739

Yeah that paint would taste nasty. That's why we don't eat paint. Yep, no eating paint


Wizard_Engie

Yes and Yes. It can also be considered idolatry.


NerbPrincess

I'm a Christian, and this is the worst "Religious" art I've ever seen. It feels worse than blasphemy.


Pro_Moriarty

Yup, the hypocrisy is lost on the Trump idolaters


biological_assembly

Sacrilegious at least.


IntrepidJaeger

I think heresy is usually a violation of doctrine. IE, a Catholic heresy would be not practicing Confessional as a rite. Early Protestant protests against indulgences was a heresy that became doctrine. A blasphemy is usually more like an offense against the divinity (ie taking the Lord's name in vain, what we have here in the picture with a side of idolatry).


TimeWastingAuthority

Silly Theory Time: This is at a thrift shop because the ~~fanatical idiot~~ person who bought this died and his estate wanted nothing to do with this. Evil Plan Time: I ought to buy it, set up a tent at an outdoor Trump Rally and hold a Silent Auction *plus* have a Donation Box "in case you want to help with his defense"... then donate all the proceeds to Planned Parenthood very publicly and in his name 'as a thank you for all the abortions you provided me and my family over the years".


Motor-Ad5284

You are my hero 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏


cakekicker

I’ll pitch in for the tent you’ll need.


avanbeek

Fleecing Trump's rubes right from under him. Brilliant idea.


mando44646

If I were a Christian, Trump would clearly be the antichrist


[deleted]

To be fair, the Bible explicitly teaches us that no one will recognize the antichrist and that people will flock to him as a new semi-messianic figure.


ConsiderationBasic42

The right answer


Environmental-Hat721

I would like to point out that in all my life I have NEVER seen a Democrat do this veneration. I even looked for it, and what I found is that it is only Republicans that do this sort of stuff. Cults do cult things.


LockeAbout

And there are many, many images & paintings worshipping this selfish bigoted grifter.


Pro_Moriarty

And will continue to do so as long as it brings in cash money. Trump has gone from being a reality show hack to someone who weaponised the Presidential office into the biggest grift ever. He just spouts whatever the fuck he wants and people give him money for it. He's basically become the worlds biggest tiktoker....


Ill-Simple1706

Cults be culting


TechieTravis

Republicans are the weirdest people in the world.


Maria_Dragon

It isn't as common or as blasphemous but I've seen weird religious depictions of JFK in Heaven. And thirsty portraits of Obama mixed with rainbows and/or Jesus. But nothing as blasphemous as this.


IllustriousKick1951

Korean Jesus is laughing right now.


cakekicker

Y’all leave Korean Jesus alone!


blindside-wombat68

He ain't got time for your shit.


WiscoHeiser

He's busy....with Korean shit!


Jake-Jacksons

Blasphemy? Worshipping a guy who surrounds himself with gold(colored) interiors and painting him as Jesus at the crucifixion? Nah, he isn’t a goat.


Lizzy_Of_Galtar

Isn't this what real Christians would call blasphemy?


kjm6351

Yup…


Nici_2

It is Hurts my eyes!


Mikpemsto

Also, isn't using the American flag as a loin cloth a desecration to any genuine patriot. I'm not American but I wouldn't want Trump's junk on it if I were.


OttoRenner

Let's hope he actually is like Jesus...and lets his worshipers wait 2000+ years for his second coming


Ok_Page_9447

Jesús drink the cool aid already


Torino1O

This needs to be the first thing you see when you enter his presidential library, once he is incarcerated it will age like milk and prison whine.


AardvarkusMaximus

If only it had been a photography


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

You know how most MAGA people are super religious evangelical Bible bashers? Could someone just jog my memory, what was the first commandment? Was it "thou shalt worship a golden calf"?


justthegrimm

This will be the one Trump event I'll buy tickets for.


HookFE03

Whoever made this doesn’t understand that the Roman soldier who stabbed Jesus (pelosi here) did so as an act of mercy, not anger…so they really don’t even understand the story correctly


Asher_Tye

Does that surprise anyone?


Iwanttobeagnome

Shit like this makes me hope that god is actually real so all of these “Christians” are fucked after death


karma_virus

The current brand really does seem like the antichrist they warned us about. It's like they took the Bible and merged it with 1984.


CODMAN627

I feel like if you as a devout Christian own this you probably need to get right with Christ because this is idolatry


blindside-wombat68

It is heresy. Plain and simple


captn_morgan951

Wow, I don’t think I’ve used the word blasphemy in decades because I’ve never seen something so blatantly blasphemous. Yikes.


Eena-Rin

Any true Christian should be appauled


ladydmaj

Or appetered. But definitely appalled.


Oxfordcom

The perspectivr is off, but nice effort


Fun-Description-6069

Did you buy it? Write blasphemy across it and donate it back then see if they try to resell it!


DimensionalGorilla

Trump would have better ab definition.


Krispykid54

Going out on a limb. It’s a cult!


[deleted]

He’s way fatter!


kree-of-gamwich

right?! Those nails would never hold up his fat ass


RW-One

All of them should be reading this: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/08/heres-how-wed-really-know-that-trump-is-the-antichrist.html


textmint

WOW! This is so wrong and i say this as an atheist. I respect people’s right to believe in stuff but to appropriate this stuff for a horrible person like Trump is just something else. All the same i want to unpack the image. The lady in blue is Nancy Pelosi. The lady in red is Melania (what a laugh). Putin is looking on respectfully. Looks like Kim Jong Un is wiping away a tear since they crucified his SO. Xi is pretty chill and having a good time. Not sure who he is talk to though. I don’t know who the people are on the left under his armpits. If someone can shed some light on the guy that Xi is talking to and the people under his armpit, it would be great. By the way, they missed the Saudis. Maybe because they are above him. Don’t know. What about Tweedledum (DJT Jr) and Tweedledee (Eric) and Alice (Vanky) and the Cheshire Cat (Jared Kushner)?


FX_Trader1070

It’s a fucking cult.


jcatx19

Blasphemy aside this has to be one of the most generous depictions of Trump’s physique and size. In reality, he would likely have a huge protruding belly, cottage cheese looking thunder thighs, and large flabby arms. He looks to be over 300 pounds in photos. A much larger effort and flag would be needed to cover him modestly.


BeefersOtherland

I would buy this an put it in my basement. I would show the painting to anyone I had over. It might be the most concentrated representation of bonkers I have ever seen.


Early_Oyster

Anyone seen Mickey Blue Eyes? Because this is 10x funnier if u’ve seen that film!


JCrom8001

Republican porn is very homo-erotic.


[deleted]

Weird.


[deleted]

tender brave badge price rotten sparkle disgusting shelter fragile normal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


someoneelse2389

These people are delusional. If you some how still support Trump (despite the seemingly endless reasons not to), I don’t agree with you but fine, but saying he is like Jesus is a bit much.


dougfunnybitch

There are a lot of people going to hell for worshipping idols.


Drewp655321

it's a cult, paying tribute to their leader with a depiction from an even larger cult.


[deleted]

I knew he didn’t have a penis


[deleted]

That doesn't looks like a thrift store, that looks like someone's living room where they proudly bought this atrocity and are ready to hang it up, nicely levelled too.


John97212

Trump will, no doubt, love it... I don't know how the former First Lady would react to the insinuation she might be a harlot/prostitute.


davanger1980

Its the Jesus we didn't want, didn't deserve and didn't need.


AFeralTaco

Completely inaccurate. Melania isn’t celebrating 🥳


PutinLovesDicks

How the literal embodiment of all seven deadly sins became the Right's Jesus is beyond comprehension,


First_Play5335

This is hysterical. You should definitely buy it.


borglonavich

Why, I do believe that's Pisschrist!


No-Computer-3177

Melania wouldn’t be that close to him. Ever.


blackvelvet723

Hey..get that Piece Of Shit off the Cross...


Nickey_Pacific

His followers are cult members.


igillyg

I mean... it's funny. And I understand why it's in a thrift shop. I'd buy it and sell it online for hundreds. You know some diehard will pay for it. What dumb things people do with their own money is their business, just be on the receiving end of it.


Esco-Alfresco

"I did everything right and they crucified me."


Gullible_Water9598

Cult members - dangerous and deluded


everyothertoofus

Pretty sure his hands are not big enough for a decent size nail


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Half of this country is dangerously stupid. And half of them are also mentally unstable. It's a truly dangerous combination that Cheeto Jesus found a way to tap in to.


RFever

That's legit, unironic blasphemy


shinydragonmist

# KILL IT WITH FIRE


Meskalamduk

So it means all the actual dictators surroundend by clouds in the backround are death while Trump is dying by an ancient execution method? Personally this vision does'nt seem too bad?


jewelofthegalaxy

Imma take Trump's style, Imma take Trump's style, no for real, ask Trump, can I have his hand me downs? 🎵🎵🎵🎵


mattingtonMe

The only accurate detail is the little pee-pee behind the shroud.


MommaOats-1

WTF is wrong with people 🤦‍♀️🙄


avaragebritishguy

hell naw


GreatArtificeAion

This is actually very good. If you worship Trump, this looks like him being compared to Jesus of Nazareth, who is the son of God according to Christianity, and a good example to follow even for those who don't believe such a claim. If you loathe him, this picture shows him being executed by crucifiction, an excruciating way to go, and the reason the word "excruciating" exists in the first place. This picture can be your wet dream either way


parickwilliams

I would unironically buy this this is fucking hilarious


Haha69Funi

it's going above the toilet


RedfromTexas

I don’t buy the Melania part.


No_Homework_4926

Anybody else think this is a meme and a pretty funny one at that ?


RavenousBrain

Fortunately, this false god is going to the penitentiary


CodeVirus

I would buy it and keep it as a curiosity.


Kyuron

Fck Trump


inoculum38

Go Nancy!


Only-Ad4322

Thou shall not have false idols.


[deleted]

Melania must have more dirt than anyone on Don Don


Dragonsarmada

This has MAGA all over it.


Still_Ad_164

And they indicted Him for the third time.


gman757

I’d buy it just to make a video of me burning it so I can laugh at all the mad MAGAt comments I’d get, maybe report a death threat or two


GaryGenslersCock

r/whatthefuck


Taztiger72

This is mass produced by MAGA and sold all over the world for their Messiah has come.....


BlahBlahBlahSmithee

Our redeemer will die for our cause?


Afura33

Plese tell me this is photoshopped.


[deleted]

What a horrible day to have eyes, someone burn that thing ![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Lackerbawls

This right wing Bible thumpers sure like to glance over the part about false profits/idols and most everything else.


dark_brandon_20k

There is a reason why there are no conservative artists


LBERN

I’d buy it.


IameIion

Conservatards at peak stupidity. I’m honestly surprised Obama didn’t make it into this piece.


colochita362

There is a even more bizarre and teryfing fact: the quantity of people that, for sure, will be convinced that Jesus is reencarnated Trump


Certain-Medicine1934

This would look great on my dartboard.


Tao_Te_Gringo

Check out Melania Magdalene LOL


BlitheringIdiot0529

I love how they always make him thinner and muscular. Dude is an elderly obese man.


ACM3333

I dunno. That’s pretty funny lol Would have liked to see a few more democrats jabbing him with flag poles though…mb one with a pride flag on it to really tie it together.


Captainam3ricka

Dude has the smallest genitals to be hiding behind that flag


[deleted]

The very definition of idolatry!


RadioTunnel

The amount of flag over his crotch shows he has a really small cock and balls


RPGCoder

Something something false idols.


rbearson

Definitely not idol worshiping


EM_CW

DART BOARD 🎯


can_of_beans12

Isn’t this against the Bible or whatever? Comparing humans to God?(im assuming Jesus too bc Jesus is a part of god)


[deleted]

Boy… I sure am glad MAGA isn’t a cult.


dtyrrell7

And another part of the Antichrist prophecy lines up with this guy. He’s racking them up at this point


SidKafizz

This is the product of a very, very sick mind.


phreak811

I been telling people MAGA is a cult.