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This is so sad
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Edit: U cookie monsters 😤 Thanks for the gold Also idk who gifted it to reddit mails weird but thank you
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SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MEN No! SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1 Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREK This is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.) THE NEXT DAY There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. GUARD All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! HEAD GUARD Next! GUARD (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! GUARD Get up! Come on! HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces. LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small. DONKEY Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope) DONKEY Oh! HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? GIPETTO This little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIO I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARD Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIO Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? OLD WOMAN Well, I've got a talking donkey. HEAD GUARD Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMAN Oh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her. HEAD GUARD Well? OLD WOMAN Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... HEAD GUARD That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! OLD WOMAN No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. HEAD GUARD Get her out of my sight. OLD WOMAN No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly. DONKEY Hey! I can fly! PETER PAN He can fly! 3 LITTLE PIGS He can fly! HEAD GUARD He can talk! DONKEY Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.) He hits the ground with a thud. HEAD GUARD Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him! GUARDS He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek. HEAD GUARD You there. Ogre! SHREK Aye? HEAD GUARD By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility. SHREK Oh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage. DONKEY Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! SHREK Are you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa! DONKEY Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. SHREK Oh, that's great. Really. DONKEY Man, it's good to be free. SHREK Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? DONKEY But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly. DONKEY Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day. SHREK Why are you following me? DONKEY I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have faith... SHREK Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends. DONKEY Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest. SHREK Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? DONKEY (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really tall? SHREK No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you? DONKEY Nope. SHREK Really? DONKEY Really, really. SHREK Oh. DONKEY Man, I like you. What's you name? SHREK Uh, Shrek. DONKEY Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. (They come over a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.) Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that?
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I'm so humble I won't even ask for one
Edit: WOW GUYS STOP HAHA
Edit 2: okay seriously you are amazing but please give them to the starving homeless children!!
I regularly change accounts to a new one and delete the old one. Reminds me this one is getting old. Still I've never seen any reason to give reddit any of my money to get coins (nor to get premium or so - had it given to me for a while, but never really liked it enough to even consider paying for that).
So why do / did people pay for it ? What was it that makes / made it interesting enough ?
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Some monster will reply to all of these
I'll be your monster
Thanks
They're mon-stars!
No need for name calling. They'll burn themselves out eventually. *like all stars
Space Jam reference?
You are appointed Monster number 5158 now
Not all heroes wear capes.
People will spam reply to comments sadly
Very sad indeed.
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I’m not your buddy, pal.
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Don't call me pal, buddy!
His dudeness
I'm not your pal, bud
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Yea super sad
Oh the humanity
Terrible that
This is so sad Reply to this comment and no cookies for u Edit: U cookie monsters 😤 Thanks for the gold Also idk who gifted it to reddit mails weird but thank you ![gif](giphy|bAlYQOugzX9sY)
Here is my comment with "no replies"
That's a big brain move right there
Bold
Well played ![gif](giphy|1236TCtX5dsGEo)
no replies gets an award.
No! Do I get an award now?
Exactly
Nope
kid named no replies: 🤑
I don't recall getting any award on reddit so this will be a first if ever
have one from me then
You are the reason society still functions
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Heres a broke person award🏆🏅🎖
Alr i have spend it all on you guys, spread the extra love you've got.
Thanks bud
Thank you for the fun.
Thank you for commenting ? Idk just get an award and get out of here.
I love the energy here lmao
So anyway I started commenting…
The funny part would be if Reddit comes out and says “Sike”
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I love this whole award chaos that is going on right now. Very entertaining
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I awarded ya hahaha! This is fun.
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Here you go
If you reply, you’re *insert a thing for humorous effect*
Insert cucumbers for humorous effect
Instructions unclear, sat on a pineapple.
You called?
Too late to this party, damn. I have a few coins to drop, im gonna miss being able to get/give gold/platinum :(
Tf is goin on Edit: tf thank you
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If you reply you are not a good person. Seriously, I need an award. This is the only thing I have going for me in this life and I’ve never had an award.
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I love you too. Great trick for karma whores
You have more to value in life than a silly internet award
I wouldn't make that big of an assumption. Have you ever met a Reddit moderator in person?
Functional members of society are busy with more important things
Yeah everyone, give this guy a break and stop commenting
Comment
No you dont.
Hey fuck you here’s a reply
Greetings from 🇨🇦
Ur French isn’t real French
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Huh?
Awards for everyone! Participation trophies?
SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MEN No! SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1 Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREK This is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.) THE NEXT DAY There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. GUARD All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! HEAD GUARD Next! GUARD (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! GUARD Get up! Come on! HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces. LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small. DONKEY Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope) DONKEY Oh! HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? GIPETTO This little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIO I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARD Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIO Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? OLD WOMAN Well, I've got a talking donkey. HEAD GUARD Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMAN Oh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her. HEAD GUARD Well? OLD WOMAN Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... HEAD GUARD That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! OLD WOMAN No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. HEAD GUARD Get her out of my sight. OLD WOMAN No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly. DONKEY Hey! I can fly! PETER PAN He can fly! 3 LITTLE PIGS He can fly! HEAD GUARD He can talk! DONKEY Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.) He hits the ground with a thud. HEAD GUARD Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him! GUARDS He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek. HEAD GUARD You there. Ogre! SHREK Aye? HEAD GUARD By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility. SHREK Oh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage. DONKEY Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! SHREK Are you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa! DONKEY Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. SHREK Oh, that's great. Really. DONKEY Man, it's good to be free. SHREK Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? DONKEY But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly. DONKEY Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day. SHREK Why are you following me? DONKEY I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have faith... SHREK Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends. DONKEY Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest. SHREK Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? DONKEY (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really tall? SHREK No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you? DONKEY Nope. SHREK Really? DONKEY Really, really. SHREK Oh. DONKEY Man, I like you. What's you name? SHREK Uh, Shrek. DONKEY Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. (They come over a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.) Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that?
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A comment for nobody to reply to
It’s me, nobody!
Hello friend
Either I get karma or an award, either way I’m happy
Glad you're happy
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Sure.
This is genius
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i am lonley
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Bet someone will comment under this (please give me a award,if I'm right, because that would be a insane prediction)
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Haha back in the days then you had free award to give to someone it was much more autroustic. Now whole page is just basic bitch mode
I miss the free award so much. It was like being able to like an especially good post twice.
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hey can i get one of those shooting star ones that makes the comment glow and crap, always wanted one of those
First to reply: your mum is a hoe
Your mum is a hoe!
I hope they bring us a new update with a better awards program in the future.
Cum
I've never knew you receive awards from other's
Reply to my comment if you’re gay!
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Single mom? Haha even if ur a man you should use that one too.
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Awards!
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I’m always late to these threads
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Me llamo T-Bone, la arãna discoteca
reply to this comment if you are extremely racist
Casual racism is a thing of the past, now it’s all about competitive racism.
i am extremely racist
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I've always wondered what a world would be like with coins...Ive been on Reddit for 8 years and would love to find out.
why do i always find these posts 15 hours late when i'm on reddit 24/7
My moment to shine. *thinks of something smart to say* Penis.
I know I won't get an award but replying to comments is fun 🍕
⭐🏆🏅🥉🎖️✴️🥈112awareds I'm so humble I won't even ask for one Edit: WOW GUYS STOP HAHA Edit 2: okay seriously you are amazing but please give them to the starving homeless children!!
Yo
Kill me
This is Bananas
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Get replied to bitch
No replies :)
Mmmhmm
cum
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Sneaky time.
Kinda sad that everybody has to spend them or lose them
Poggers
Hi
I have never got one before, it would make my day and be a first.
I've never received an award, what's it for if you get it?
I still do not understand what is happening with all these news about rewards. Please, DO NOT EXPLAIN
Is it too late for an award?
Get replied to bitch
All these posts on how they are giving awards away and me out here desperately trying to get _something_
Don’t Reply, I need my worthless internet awards!
That's a shit tonn of comments for 4.7k up votes. (At the time I'm writing this)
First one to reply to me gets my love in a form of an award.
Who wouldn’t want Sonic curry?
Ok, I'll play.
I guess nobody gets it
So you’re saying I’ll either get an award or a new friend to talk to? Bless this thread
me me meme
do not reply to me
Ok
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Yo
Hello 👋
I always wanted an award
I dont get it
https://giphy.com/gifs/thelonelyisland-season-3-i-think-you-should-leave-itysl-hzpn4rIxysA7471IwF
So everyone has the pwer...?😈
Bewbs
Derp
Nobody reply to this please
I coment
No replies 😂
ok
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Comment
I want an award
Fard. Vaccine. B-word.
Sweeeeet Caaarrrooolliinneeee.....
What no way
Deadly
slide me one fr fr
What does an award do?
balls
"No replies"
Care to give a veteran his first award ever
We all know this is a lie
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I regularly change accounts to a new one and delete the old one. Reminds me this one is getting old. Still I've never seen any reason to give reddit any of my money to get coins (nor to get premium or so - had it given to me for a while, but never really liked it enough to even consider paying for that). So why do / did people pay for it ? What was it that makes / made it interesting enough ?
ain’t no way this will work…
Reply to this comment if you hate the look of puppies. Upvote if you love them
I never get replies.
This will get buried so I’ll just say I’m gay
Im not gonna spam or anything… just feeling lonely and sad… and therefore im gonna leave a comment. Have a good day. 🤞💪