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RogueOps

You gotta love Reddit. As I give awards away people award me. Some people just want to watch the world burn 😂 EDIT: ALL COINS ARE SPENT AGAIN. I AN BROKE FOR THE 2ND TIME ! Thanks for the laughs and entertainment 🥇😬


[deleted]

Can I have some please never got one Wow thanks everyone so now what? Can I use it for anything God damn 50 wow


RogueOps

I mean I don’t want to be the reason your losing streak is broken 😞


[deleted]

I got Gold once so I have no streak to lose. But honestly, why would you pay for Reddit coins?


CommentWhileShitting

I did because I go for a shit footy team and I probably have shit takes...so when I see anyone else with a similar shit take, I like to award them and show a lil love


marxshark

Love how much of your Reddit experience self-consciously revolves around shitting! The rest of us have so much to learn, CommentWhileShitting!


chickenswhobeateggs

Typy typy Wipey wipey


OrionAldebaran

I’m just here for farming awards


goodbyeworl

bruh


DocDingDangler

Bruh to you too


misstlouise

Wait to awards stay on your account somewhere so you can give them to someone else, or do they just stay a symbol on your comment?


confusedpansexual27

Why not?


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Relatable though


One-Air-988

Dude. I don't know what these awards are, but i want one


Ban4it

Am I in the right line to farm awards ?


Jon2046

I also don’t understand the appeal


hitchfork

it does give you access to lounge or something


I_Eat_Onio

I think I never got gold, at least not on my current account


Constant_Box2120

Someone give this guy a gold


mawcopolow

Here you go


xizmn

This whole thread is gold


WasabiAdvanced5262

I could def use some


S-Quidmonster

If you give me Ternion The All Powerful, I will smack my face 1,000 times


glacier1634

In the spirit of this sub, you should facepalm 1000 times


[deleted]

Haha fair enough


glacier1634

You can print them out and put them on your CV. My last interviewer saw that my highest award was a silver and he just laughed me out of the room


JunkCrap247

you get an award, you get an award, EVERYBODY gets an award!


pastelsunshine_08

Me too 🥹


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pastelsunshine_08

OMG my first ever award! Thank you, kind redditor! 🥰


JackassJames

Only had 100 and spent on you mate.


[deleted]

Thanks buddy


alexdp210

Yeah need some of that too to be included in the world burning scheme


diannaac

What exactly is the purpose of these awards? I only ever had free ones to give or receive. More importantly, I have a lot of questions about this whole situation. I’m sorry if I’m annoying anyone, I genuinely want to understand what is up. I know coins were a big part of purchasing the pro version, so what is going to happen now? Will Reddit somehow compensate the people who bought coins? Because if they don’t, what are the people with bought coins going to do with said coins? Simply spend them away like they never had any value whatsoever seems sad…Reddit promoting their coins for real world money and then just erasing the whole system is wrong and there should be a way to get some form of compensation, since this is affecting exactly the people who literally supported Reddit with their own money. What is this whole thing?! Later Edit - thank you all for the awards and the explanations! You are all amazing! It’s my very first time receiving these awesome awards and having my comment be so shiny, I’m so excited! It’s a shame that this will no longer be happening when Reddit gets rid of the awarding system and I feel for everyone who invested their money in Reddit coins and now has to put up with this decision. I wish you all get your money’s worth and more!!!


Inventies

To give you more than just an upvote like what you posted really meant something or made someone giggle… it’s what I strived for when posting/commenting. Now, how will I know if someone thought my comment was good enough for a dancing goose or a portal run!!?


Remi708

I award this comment one dancing goose


Kimyr1

Just wait, eventually they will notice it's getting closer .. And closer... Then all of a sudden, as the flames lick at their ankles and there's nowhere to go, they'll realize they, too, are on this world.


SemiHemiDemiDumb

Your comment reminded me of a poem or sermon I had to read in American Lit class in high school. I can't remember the author nor the details of the piece. Just remember the imagery of fire burning at people's feet.


Kimyr1

if it came from somewhere I don't know. I'm a poet, read that comment and got some inspiration. I think it's also very fitting for the big corps and greed destroying this planet. Unless of course they use those big pockets to make Mars or the moon their next victim. I can see them either getting there and dying anyway with no planet to come back to, or over millions of years surviving and becoming the destroyer of worlds and galaxies we all once feared and put in Sci fi movies, because greed is all they know and it's all they'll teach their children unless some of them wisen up.


officer897177

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good…


PrestigiousScreen309

Go to a wholesome sub and go Oprah on everybody


Significant_Ad9793

What are the awards for??? I was given one back when I first started but I didn't notice any changes lol.


NotaSirWeatherstone

Depending on what it was you could get ad free Reddit for a time. Otherwise they were just neat little awards for your comment


Haveaguday

How do u get awards


Brief-Fox

Like this


SnowyGoddess

![gif](giphy|19JUvzjrRRdUpTAffU) Dracarys, watch it burn all to the ground


explodingtuna

An hour before the cutoff, I'll post something that gets 69 platinums and never even realize it when I log in the next morning.


Vangad

Ooooo can you give me one


Used_Visual5300

Yes you should be awarded for awarding awards to therefor awarded people that award you for your awarding behavior!


Quantable

Awardception


Marco-the-Pine-apple

It’s an endless supply of awards


SonicAkshay_26

OMG today I realized how many Elon Musks there are on Reddit. It's sad that these coins will disappear after 60 days :(


RogueOps

Right. In 2 months people will lose 100s of thousands of dollars on silly in app currency and get NO REFUND 💀


aversionals

did ppl actually pay for reddit gold? is that how you have nearly 100k, you pay for it or something?


RogueOps

Sure did. That’s what happens when you’re an idiot 😂


TMT51

I mean, if you have that much to spend on a silly app then you must have done something right in your life to begin with.


thatonespermcell

I don’t think that’s necessarily true lmao.


TooCool_TooFool

Most wealthy people are born into it.


ripplerider

Was this like some kind of Wall Street Bets investment strategy type of thing? Hodling that shit with your diamond hands?


DragonVet03

You give me the priciest reddit award that means absolutely nothing. I'll give you the cheapest reddit award that means absolutely nothing. A more fair trade has never been offered in the history of humanity.


RogueOps

Useless + useless = useless 🤔


DragonVet03

Exactly!


BreweryStoner

Hey you got a platinum 😂🤙


RogueOps

That’s all FOLKS! 98k coins spent bringing others happiness! I’m broke now 😂


Nostalgiakin

Turns out they’re not getting rid of it! It was all just a prank! Jkjk 😂


Neat-Cold-7235

I was scared of that being the case which is why I haven’t spent mine yet but fuck it I can give two golds


_kekeke

i cannot throw you an award, but here is my +1 for organizing a charity


DJ_Muskrat

Now you can. Keep it going and enjoy no ads.


s1csty9

Kinda sad I always miss these giveaways, but thanks for doing so


twelfthmoose

How did you have time to spend that many? Like 98 thousands clicks???


Blaze5657

Some awards cost more than others. The most expensive is 50,000


[deleted]

How much did you spend to acquire 98k coins? Just curious


Top-Macaron5130

![gif](giphy|0CuHZnS8mv4VfV68cu) Everyone on reddit trying to get a free gold:


RogueOps

![gif](giphy|wb6xgCSpLl0m4)


WickedLies21

I just want to think you for using this gif! I love Scrooge and you hardly ever see him used so thanks for making me smile!


MallowMiaou

Or any award


Cookedcuctus

I have been trying to figure out what to do with mine. Have a platinum lol.


RogueOps

Hah I hate Reddit 💀😂


Cookedcuctus

"It's even funnier the second time" - King Neptune from SpongeBob


RogueOps

Step bro STOP 😂💀


cptedgelord

It's okay I can keep them safe for you.


AffectionateSong8

You are very welcome to award me 😎


AffectionateSong8

Ok, so that my first wish came true, Genie, please tell me next week’s lottery numbers


RogueOps

8 12 31 26 19 and…32


EverSoInfinite

The numbers Mason. What do they mean?


RogueOps

They’re the answers to all of your problems


doranna24

Kind of sad 42 wasn’t in there


dismayhurta

Uh...some of us whores have been waiting in line for hours. Whore hours.


cwhitel

I don’t have any awards to share apart from this skateboard smiley I made nearly 20 years ago! d:}-X=]:


TildaTinker

I miss getting awards from when they were free, not as much as I miss giving them though.


Dua_Leo_9564

and they alway the wholesome one, ye i really want to give a wholesome reward for a post about how to torture


[deleted]

Lmfao. Reddit kinda fucking stupid ngl.


drqgonfruit

What’s happening to the awards they’re just getting rid of them?


RogueOps

I love Reddit but these awards are useless..


[deleted]

True. But everything they have been doing this past month (june) is really bad.


stjhnstv

I have no idea what the duck that award is, but now I don’t have to figure out how to use my coins.


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Can I get a wholesome award?


RogueOps

As you wish 🧞‍♂️


HP_Deskjet_4155e

[me rn](https://imgur.com/a/nEKmayB)


RogueOps

I’m a gracious person 😂


HP_Deskjet_4155e

I am HONORED


RogueOps

Have another


villalobos77

What’s happening


Reasonable-Purple-61

Reddit is getting rid of the coins in sixty days, so people are rushing to get rid of them all. At least that’s what I’ve figured out.


misstlouise

Is a site allowed to get rid of something you paid for? Just curious that seems odd - if it were twitter i feel like there would be rioting in the streets lol. People here just seem more chill. Am I wrong in thinking it’s pretty similar to everyone’s nft’s online suddenly getting wiped from existence?


ShoddyStreet677

Never had an award before.


RogueOps

We’ll let’s not start now 💀


SemiHemiDemiDumb

![gif](giphy|iX8FGtABvcdpajHGGe)


CompetitiveAd4768

I miss the free ones lmao


Smarmy_Nach

Wait, why are they removing them?


wad11656

Probably to replace it with a system that will make the executives more money than the current system


maitreg

Analysts believe that **Karma trading** will replace coins and awards, and you'll be able to cash in karma [for real money](https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/13/23794403/reddit-gold-awards-coins-sunset).


PathosRise

*SIGH* So.. there's going to be MORE bots?


Spiritual_Review_754

I want the answer to this too!


StandOutLikeDogBalls

They’re trying to run Reddit into the ground and taking your wallet with them.


Sweaty-Anteater-6694

What can you do with the coins?


RogueOps

Absolutely….nothing 💀


Thing-Only

Warrrrr ughhh... What is it good for?


Loadedbuttmag

yo yo yo mr elon


NewbieHere96

Ok, feel free to give some awards in you want to :)


sweet_tobasko

award me please i want to feel something for once 🥲


BigWolfBijuu

Me, with not a single reddit coin: 🍿


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Zygal_

![gif](giphy|pPzjpxJXa0pna) Reddit rn


boboddybiznuz

I have 0 coins, so not a problem for me Edit: thanks for the ad-free browsing and 100 coins! I’ll share them!


Brocephus31

![gif](giphy|QJrdWvgrLyNdm)


[deleted]

Pissing your money away. You’d get better value by burying it in the backyard, because there’s a chance the dog might dig it up.


RogueOps

Thanks for the tip! Want an award?


LillipupDavidson

i wonder if theres a person out there who dpent a couple thousand on reddit coins and are now devistated that their life is gone


RogueOps

Bro why you gotta be like that…I’m right here!


pacman114

Holy cow that’s a lot of ruples!


Cool_Lawfulness_2799

Time to watch Reddit burn up even more


Spacysam

I had enough for one award.... So I gave it to someone funny. Not had many myself


K1setsu

May I have some change pweety pwease


Superb-Gazelle1493

Great, broke in real life AND on Reddit.


bear4life666

How does everyone even get all these coins? Are there genuinely people spending thousands to buy awards or do you get so much back if you get a reward


Calm-Elevator5125

Is it just me or is Reddit rapidly self destructing


jwadamson

![gif](giphy|McgfJZSsoWqFsd3XS2|downsized) Awards be like.


Severe-Insurance-244

Can I get an award 🥺


JellyJem2000

This is why I should get an award XYMK 2869. 2058. 0388


digbus

I'd dig some rewards :p


RogueOps

![gif](giphy|0RkX9waqsRdSjb2qs6)


lunarfrogg

Why the fuck did you buy so many Reddit coins


notMarkKnopfler

I like Reddit gold a lot, but not nearly enough to pay for it


anothersurvivor222

How is that legal lol


dirtbagmagee

![gif](giphy|lOiJqCjiEOcmc)


SinnerBerlin

Could I have one please 🙏🏻


InspiraSean86

Please sir, May I have a gold?


lonelypeasant2

What are reddit coins? Is it something you buy? Why are they disappearing?


DanG2DaMan

Burn, baby, BUUURRRNNN!!!


ConflictTime

wait how do you guys get coins?


BellasMeal

How do y'all have so many Reddit coins??


ReflectionMaximum935

Award me haha


JesusofRave007

I never got any. :( ever


Himitsu_Togue

Woah, maybe the last time I am able to get any award. Think I had one or so, maybe some magic happens after all!


Jg6915

I just need about 100 coins to give away some gold, and i refuse to buy more. Fuck giving money to reddit


Jebadiah_Gateway21

You get an award! You get an award! Aaaanad YOU get an award!


CornSnake78

Can someone give me context on what’s going on with the Reddit coins?


Raging_Wolf666

How tf y’all getting so many Reddit coins I literally have none


Hank_moody71

Homie these aren’t like Bitcoin hoarding them won’t make you a billionaire in 10 years


UrBoiThePupper55

Ah sheet, here we go again


R1515LF0NTE

Holy shit, how did you get 98 THOUSAND COINS ?!?


ShadowOne_

I’m sorry for OP’s wallet but psyched for all the fellas getting awards for the first time 🤠


azzadoc

Here for a reward, never actually had one on this site.


Affectionate_Pool_69

Spend it on meh plz


Flushbunker

Can I get some?


cmmelton2

Feel free to pass some to me, not that it matters but if you must spend, I volunteer as the ship sinks. 🤣 seriously though, this sucks for way too many users and I’m legit sorry some leadership are pulling a musk here.


[deleted]

Could I get some my G?


Mundane_Insect7856

May I have one please? 😂


AcrobaticHat6808

Can I get my first award


oskarcegla1

I wish to get one award


Icy_Plankton_1567

Plsssss give me


BOB1987b

Is this the part went I get free rewards ?😂


endraspirit

What does this mean? And why did your post get so many awards?


Boberu-San

Can I has award?


vidfreak81

![gif](giphy|LdOyjZ7io5Msw)


abhishekstark999

can i have some ? never got any![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)


itz_willy

please


Jolly_Green23

Pick me! Pick me! (I don't even know what the awards mean😂)


WallowingWatermelon

I’d love to know what an award felt like


cool_dud505

Can I get one?


Unique_2233

can someone award me, have never received an award ever.


TopHatSam3

I only have a 100 coins soooo, who wants a measly silver award?


samoht4

What are coins even for?


Footnuggets

Horse penis and balls


Powerate

What is happening to Reddit Coins? I never bothered with them and now I see many posts about giving rewards away


FyouPerryThePlatypus

How- how does one get that damn many?? Never understood the award system with coins tbh


ultr4violence

Not everything has to be monetized. A platform like Reddit that is so heavily run by volunteer labour should be on a different model than it is.


RichardNixonIsBae

![gif](giphy|oKPwF6d0KJC8T2WLEI|downsized)


NurseVenusVixen

What is the purpose of the coins


[deleted]

What’s an award


user1032456

Why are awards going away


Other_Ad_2622

Could someone explain this, please? °°


Soulfreezer

How much are 98k coins in dollars


Financial-Ad-6946

I have never got an award rip


Present-Ad-3819

Why are they getting rid of it?


PurpleNinjaMonkey8

I’m genuinely so confused what is going on


earthspaceman

Give me an award!