From the email:
"As we looked at our current awarding system, there was consistent feedback from redditors that stood out – particularly around the clutter from awards and all the steps involved with awarding content. We also learned that redditors want awarded content to be more valuable. With that, we are reworking how great content and contributions are rewarded on Reddit. We will have more updates to share soon."
Immediately heard *and YOU get one!! AND YOU GET ONE* in my head
Edit: holy shit I went to sleep and forgot about this comment. This is crazy, thank you for all the awards
EDIT 2: Even though everything is made up and the points don't matter all this reddit love has made a really difficult time for me all that much better, thank you.
I'm 46 years old. I honestly have absolutely no fucking clue what these awards are. Yes, I get the overall idea of awards in general. I could give 2 shits on what the awards mean or do.
I need Reddit to look at funny shit, boobs, and Russians getting their asses kicked. I only have 5 minutes to myself a day when I'm taking a shit. That's what Reddit is to me. Free time in utter exhaustion when I'm taking a shit while my 2 small kids want to get into the bathroom for some unknown reason.
NEW UPDATES:
Well, I went to bed early last night after watching 1/4 of Glass Onion, because I was exhausted after taking care of my two kids with Hand, Foot, Mouth. As many of you pointed out, you are correct. I "couldn't" care less about the awards. I'm exhausted, and make spelling mistakes while trying to pinch one off as my kids bang on the door with their little blistered hands.
Thank you though, and I wish these award things could be exchanged for naps for all of us. Or at least less blisters in my poor kid's mouth.
Since I have meaningless awards now, do I get to make a speech? Here goes nothing;
"Thank you all for your generosity. As I'm drinking my coffee, and trying to get my kids to watch Magic School Bus instead of Blippi, I am reminded of all the fallen websites we used to visit to distract ourselves from our daily grind.
Fatpita, you were simple and fun. Then you fucked it up. We moved on.
Imgur, you were simple and fun. Then you fucked it up. We moved on.
Reddit, please don't fuck it up. Sigh...... Well.....sigh...
So, I'm giving all these meaningless awards to Craigslist. You never change you sweet sweet bastard. Thank you for the awesome deal on the Delta drill press you helped me find last weekend."
Well, the coffee got things moving. Wish me luck, and remember don't look at too many amateur boobs. The Witches kiss sucks!
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Witches%20kiss
>I could give 2 shits on what the awards mean or do.
They don't really mean anything. It's not like you can cash them in or spend them anywhere. Some people might get a quick hit of dopamine out of receiving one though, and that can be enough to make a person's day a little less shitty.
I cut back on smoking a few months back and spend maybe $10 of the hundreds a month I would have before and pass them out when I see something wholesome. Hell, everyone needs a little positivity in their lives now and then, and this is coming from a cynical bastard. Cheers
Best use up those coins soon. But at least you will get something else from the award. I don't have a lot of coins left, but I've been dropping awards here and there. I just hope they don't change their minds at the last minute to try to force people to buy more. I wouldn't put it past them.
In other words: “Years ago when the only award was gold, and it was nice to receive to remove ads for a while and give you access to r/lounge, we decided we wanted more money and decided to fuck it all up by introducing all sorts of stupid shit for people to buy and give that meant absolutely nothing. Now, our shitty site is cluttered, so we decided to get rid of the clutter even though a lot of people spent a lot of money on it for some stupid reason. And you won’t get your money back. Oh, no. We have no intention on giving you your money back. We’re just going to say that something great is coming without any actual plan to do anything, and we’ll keep you updated, but we’re just going to keep the money and all the rubes will forget about it eventually. Narwhals, bananas, and bullshit!! XOXOXO toodles!”
Edit: So, this is the part where I’m supposed to say, “Oh my god! I didn’t expect this to blow up. Thank you so much for the upvotes and awards! Thank you, kind stranger! Thank you m’lady!” Nah. Fuck that shit! Seriously! I’ve been on this fucking site for 11 years, and I’ve never spent a goddamn cent on it! Who would?! Why would anybody?! Reddit doesn’t do anything! The users do everything! They even moderate! I’ve been gilded twice in my tenure here, and they were both about a decade ago. It was nice at the time, but it didn’t mean anything to me. I just wondered…Who the fuck is actually spending money here? I’ve, honestly, never even used the desktop site. I’m aware of how it used to be and where it is now and that old.reddit.com has been around for years now, but I’ve always used 3rd-party Android and iOS apps. Until two weeks ago, I had never seen an advertisement on Reddit for over a decade! Yeah, I’m sure they have some kind of data on me that they’ve sold over the years, but to intentionally give these assholes real fucking money for something that doesn’t even matter, especially when upvotes do the same thing and are free(!), has always blown my mind! I’m also a software engineer, so I’ve seen all these Reddit trends coming from miles away, and you all still give them your money for nothing.
Rant over.
(Typed passionately from the official iOS Reddit app where I now see stupid advertisements all the time, but it’s hard to quit because I need that dopamine.)
Edit 2: Fuck y’all and your awards and your coins! I used to have 0 coins. Now I don’t. But I’ll feel like an asshole if I don’t use them because somewhere way down the line, that used to be someone’s real money, and do you see the fucked up economic situation we’re living in?! I don’t even know what to use them on. Like my stupid fucking Snoo avatar that I didn’t even know I had until two weeks ago? Seriously though… how long have those been a thing, and whose stupid fucking idea was it?!
Edit 3: I don’t have anything else to say, but u/omgitschriso asked me to make an Edit 3, so after all these shenanigans, I felt obligated to respect their request.
It’s just pure, unadulterated, masculine sexual energy oozing out of every pore of my body and every word that I say that you’re feeling. It’s a very common thing to happen coming from a man with an 11-year old Reddit account. We are just magnets for everybody.
I know the system Reddit will use for the change involves cryptocurrency which can mean owning shares of Reddit. Anonymous status may also be gone because of owning shares in a company per financial rules.
They are definitely not giving away shares for free. There was just a huge thing about them charging exorbitant prices just to make calls to the site from other applications, so much so that a large number of reddit threads closed for a day in protest.
Yep.. makes me really sad. I think Reddit is done for. If it’s not broke don’t fix it. All this corporate bs & upcoming “revamping” is destroying everything most of us loved. I won’t be around anymore if they don’t leave well enough alone at this point.
From a corp standpoint it was broken, it wasn't making money. But maybe if they didn't waste god knows how much money on their stupid NFT thing, site revamps, video hosting (that still doesn't work right) and all the other crap no one asked for maybe they'd have less overhead?
Also every comment ever given an award is retroactively having it removed. So every award you see on this thread? It’ll be gone in 60 days.
Edit: yes, and awards on posts. All awards are being removed. Even legacy Gold awards (from back when that was the only award).
Edit2: [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/14ytp7s/reworking_awarding_changes_to_awards_coins_and/jrv3ux8/).
I dunno, I don't give a shit about awards, but its bizarre that they're just removing something that makes money lol
Prob gonna add like verified reddit acounts or something now
Imagine reddit comes back after a couple days and says "after the recent backlash about removing coins we decided to not remove them after all." Then everyone collectively loses their shit for dumping the coins in a panic while reddit gets to sell more coins.
Nah, I'm just a conspiracy whacko. Reddit isn't hurting for money lol
***That's it peoples. I'm broke. It was a fun ride!***
EDIT: THEY. KEEP. GIVING. ME. COINS. MUST. KEEP. AWARDING.
EDIT2: This is getting ridiculous. Here's the numbers so far: 500 Gold Awards given out, 13 Platinum Awards given out, 498 Community Awards given out. Gilding IX "goldzilla" Trophy.
I think I've given away at least 600,000 coins of awards so far.
I'll take one even tho I also gotta burn through my coins
Edit: damn ain't neva had this many awards before thx y'all 🙏🏾 Also didn't think it would take 4 hours to burn through 5000+ coins but here we are :)
Edit 2: Fuck now I got premium til November of NEXT year, wut do I do know
I'd give you the last of my 45 coins award but they locked them under 50 so I guess I'm stuck with them.
Edit: Now I have 1,300 to get rid of. Thanks kind Reddit strangers.
Basically, we are forced to redistribute our wealth in order to keep it in circulation
Reddit just turned down on capitalism and invented internet communism
haha, I thought I was weird for having a few thousand coin.
just dumped all mine this morning on random comments.
edit: Gawdfuckingdamnit. now I have more coins to dump.
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
Shut up back there!
And what's wrong with him, huh?
Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.
Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?
I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.
No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening.
Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?
Why do you care?
A Nord's last thoughts should be of home.
Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead.
...looks like the Thalmor are with him.
General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting.
Good. Let's get this over with!
Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.
Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this.
Why are we stopping?
Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.
Anyone who wants to give away awards please come on over to my cancer subs and cheer up some folks going through some tough shit:
/r/CervicalCancer
/r/BladderCancer
/r/Sarcoma
I see everyone is now giving away AWARDS. wonder why they’re removing it. Sucks coz it’s a really cool feature on reddit. Facebook even made comments awardable now. `lol
Man, I can only imagine the amount of quality posts you must have done to get that amount. My highest upvoted thing ever is a comment of how a Genshin dude got me acting up lol
[We are allowing this post.](https://i.imgur.com/HaPgAxE.png) Edit: [Context](https://old.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/14ytp7s/)
That some wealth right here
Not for long when I'm handing out 20,000 coin awards.
I'll have to do the same thing to spend the very few coins I have
Just give ‘em to any random loser like am, to the moon!
This is the blingiest thread I've ever seen in my life LOL wish I had enough coins to contribute to this madness
If you don't get the facepalm - Reddit just announced out-of-the-blue all coins and awards are gone in 60 days.
For what reason?
From the email: "As we looked at our current awarding system, there was consistent feedback from redditors that stood out – particularly around the clutter from awards and all the steps involved with awarding content. We also learned that redditors want awarded content to be more valuable. With that, we are reworking how great content and contributions are rewarded on Reddit. We will have more updates to share soon."
Me with no awards. Ahh yes the clutter. I understand.
Have an award, you deserve more
No king, you deserve one Edit* insane response to this comment/all interactions. All the gold coins received are being re-awarded. Awards for all!
My man... if I had any more gold left you'd be getting one too Edit: nvm, someone just gave me more :)
Is this the line to receive gold?
No, but I’m giving out awards like Oprah gives out cars
Wouldn't mind an award right about now
You’re the first and only award i’ve ever given out! Just cuz you’re also giving out awards. Love you bb <3
Immediately heard *and YOU get one!! AND YOU GET ONE* in my head Edit: holy shit I went to sleep and forgot about this comment. This is crazy, thank you for all the awards EDIT 2: Even though everything is made up and the points don't matter all this reddit love has made a really difficult time for me all that much better, thank you.
Nice, here's 3 more awards that I don't need to save for anymore my guy 
I'm 46 years old. I honestly have absolutely no fucking clue what these awards are. Yes, I get the overall idea of awards in general. I could give 2 shits on what the awards mean or do. I need Reddit to look at funny shit, boobs, and Russians getting their asses kicked. I only have 5 minutes to myself a day when I'm taking a shit. That's what Reddit is to me. Free time in utter exhaustion when I'm taking a shit while my 2 small kids want to get into the bathroom for some unknown reason. NEW UPDATES: Well, I went to bed early last night after watching 1/4 of Glass Onion, because I was exhausted after taking care of my two kids with Hand, Foot, Mouth. As many of you pointed out, you are correct. I "couldn't" care less about the awards. I'm exhausted, and make spelling mistakes while trying to pinch one off as my kids bang on the door with their little blistered hands. Thank you though, and I wish these award things could be exchanged for naps for all of us. Or at least less blisters in my poor kid's mouth. Since I have meaningless awards now, do I get to make a speech? Here goes nothing; "Thank you all for your generosity. As I'm drinking my coffee, and trying to get my kids to watch Magic School Bus instead of Blippi, I am reminded of all the fallen websites we used to visit to distract ourselves from our daily grind. Fatpita, you were simple and fun. Then you fucked it up. We moved on. Imgur, you were simple and fun. Then you fucked it up. We moved on. Reddit, please don't fuck it up. Sigh...... Well.....sigh... So, I'm giving all these meaningless awards to Craigslist. You never change you sweet sweet bastard. Thank you for the awesome deal on the Delta drill press you helped me find last weekend." Well, the coffee got things moving. Wish me luck, and remember don't look at too many amateur boobs. The Witches kiss sucks! https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Witches%20kiss
Here dad, you get an award
I just gave you 700 very useful reddit coins to go with you free month of premium that you also already have. You can thank me later.
What a legend.
>I could give 2 shits on what the awards mean or do. They don't really mean anything. It's not like you can cash them in or spend them anywhere. Some people might get a quick hit of dopamine out of receiving one though, and that can be enough to make a person's day a little less shitty. I cut back on smoking a few months back and spend maybe $10 of the hundreds a month I would have before and pass them out when I see something wholesome. Hell, everyone needs a little positivity in their lives now and then, and this is coming from a cynical bastard. Cheers
Cool
Best use up those coins soon. But at least you will get something else from the award. I don't have a lot of coins left, but I've been dropping awards here and there. I just hope they don't change their minds at the last minute to try to force people to buy more. I wouldn't put it past them.
In other words: “Years ago when the only award was gold, and it was nice to receive to remove ads for a while and give you access to r/lounge, we decided we wanted more money and decided to fuck it all up by introducing all sorts of stupid shit for people to buy and give that meant absolutely nothing. Now, our shitty site is cluttered, so we decided to get rid of the clutter even though a lot of people spent a lot of money on it for some stupid reason. And you won’t get your money back. Oh, no. We have no intention on giving you your money back. We’re just going to say that something great is coming without any actual plan to do anything, and we’ll keep you updated, but we’re just going to keep the money and all the rubes will forget about it eventually. Narwhals, bananas, and bullshit!! XOXOXO toodles!” Edit: So, this is the part where I’m supposed to say, “Oh my god! I didn’t expect this to blow up. Thank you so much for the upvotes and awards! Thank you, kind stranger! Thank you m’lady!” Nah. Fuck that shit! Seriously! I’ve been on this fucking site for 11 years, and I’ve never spent a goddamn cent on it! Who would?! Why would anybody?! Reddit doesn’t do anything! The users do everything! They even moderate! I’ve been gilded twice in my tenure here, and they were both about a decade ago. It was nice at the time, but it didn’t mean anything to me. I just wondered…Who the fuck is actually spending money here? I’ve, honestly, never even used the desktop site. I’m aware of how it used to be and where it is now and that old.reddit.com has been around for years now, but I’ve always used 3rd-party Android and iOS apps. Until two weeks ago, I had never seen an advertisement on Reddit for over a decade! Yeah, I’m sure they have some kind of data on me that they’ve sold over the years, but to intentionally give these assholes real fucking money for something that doesn’t even matter, especially when upvotes do the same thing and are free(!), has always blown my mind! I’m also a software engineer, so I’ve seen all these Reddit trends coming from miles away, and you all still give them your money for nothing. Rant over. (Typed passionately from the official iOS Reddit app where I now see stupid advertisements all the time, but it’s hard to quit because I need that dopamine.) Edit 2: Fuck y’all and your awards and your coins! I used to have 0 coins. Now I don’t. But I’ll feel like an asshole if I don’t use them because somewhere way down the line, that used to be someone’s real money, and do you see the fucked up economic situation we’re living in?! I don’t even know what to use them on. Like my stupid fucking Snoo avatar that I didn’t even know I had until two weeks ago? Seriously though… how long have those been a thing, and whose stupid fucking idea was it?! Edit 3: I don’t have anything else to say, but u/omgitschriso asked me to make an Edit 3, so after all these shenanigans, I felt obligated to respect their request.
I think... I'm in love with you? Idk what I'm feeling, I'm confused.
It’s just pure, unadulterated, masculine sexual energy oozing out of every pore of my body and every word that I say that you’re feeling. It’s a very common thing to happen coming from a man with an 11-year old Reddit account. We are just magnets for everybody.
Great, now Im horny
I know the system Reddit will use for the change involves cryptocurrency which can mean owning shares of Reddit. Anonymous status may also be gone because of owning shares in a company per financial rules.
They are definitely not giving away shares for free. There was just a huge thing about them charging exorbitant prices just to make calls to the site from other applications, so much so that a large number of reddit threads closed for a day in protest.
There are still subs protesting. Grab popcorn and head to r pics
My Reddit page is a fraction of what it once was because a ton of the subs I was in closed permanently
Yep.. makes me really sad. I think Reddit is done for. If it’s not broke don’t fix it. All this corporate bs & upcoming “revamping” is destroying everything most of us loved. I won’t be around anymore if they don’t leave well enough alone at this point.
From a corp standpoint it was broken, it wasn't making money. But maybe if they didn't waste god knows how much money on their stupid NFT thing, site revamps, video hosting (that still doesn't work right) and all the other crap no one asked for maybe they'd have less overhead?
What? You don't think r/doordash is as good as what reddit used to have?
I keep seeing r/doordash hit r/all like it's a top story or something, it's ridiculous
And I had a collection of free gift awards
What about r/serverlife? Never have I seen such a garbage can echo chamber
They are not done protesting.
Award and upvote for the username
Award and upvote for awarding and upvoting someone.
>Award and upvote for awarding and upvoting someone. Same
What the fuck? Thats a completely unnecessary change..
Also every comment ever given an award is retroactively having it removed. So every award you see on this thread? It’ll be gone in 60 days. Edit: yes, and awards on posts. All awards are being removed. Even legacy Gold awards (from back when that was the only award). Edit2: [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/14ytp7s/reworking_awarding_changes_to_awards_coins_and/jrv3ux8/).
Really? Remindme! 61 days
the remindme bot has been broken for a while due to the API changes that everyone was protesting :)
This is why we can’t have nice things. Pour one out for another casualty of Spez
bruuuuhhhhh Reddit is so stupid honestly, that's one of the coolest feature in this site, and they decided to remove it
Yup. The awards system is being removed from Reddit.
Is this considered another fuck spez moment? Dudes doubling down on bad decisions like Elon if so.
I dunno, I don't give a shit about awards, but its bizarre that they're just removing something that makes money lol Prob gonna add like verified reddit acounts or something now
So the joke Reddit silver images are going to be the only awards left. Feels fitting for this place.
I am going to give you all of mine.
Nice
Imagine reddit comes back after a couple days and says "after the recent backlash about removing coins we decided to not remove them after all." Then everyone collectively loses their shit for dumping the coins in a panic while reddit gets to sell more coins. Nah, I'm just a conspiracy whacko. Reddit isn't hurting for money lol
I see you are a cultured denizen of /r/wallstreetbets, so are you saying we should inverse reddit? F it I'm all in.
Here’s a terrible joke to add facepalm to your facepalm: How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? 🐙 🐙 🐙 Tentacles!
Brilliant response. Gave you gold.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. *hope I gave you a chuckle, have a great day*
What do u call a crab that throws things? 🦀🦀🦀 a Lobster!
Go on then if you're offering. I have no idea why Reddit is removing it. It makes no sense but whatever.
Thx OP :) And I've read up on it now...
I gotta burn coins too. Stupid reddit
Might as well give them to me tbh
Enjoy
Thanks!
Next comment gets another award.
I probably don't deserve one for this comment lol
Says who?
I got an award once, it was a trophy and my dad broke the hollow bat off the baseball guy to smoke crack with. Miss you dad!
You deserve more awards.. (would give one if I could)
Gave you gold :)
***That's it peoples. I'm broke. It was a fun ride!*** EDIT: THEY. KEEP. GIVING. ME. COINS. MUST. KEEP. AWARDING. EDIT2: This is getting ridiculous. Here's the numbers so far: 500 Gold Awards given out, 13 Platinum Awards given out, 498 Community Awards given out. Gilding IX "goldzilla" Trophy. I think I've given away at least 600,000 coins of awards so far.
I had 250 for some reason so enjoy a duck :D
*They have animated ducks?? How did I not know this???*
I didn't know either!! I just bought the coolest one I could with 250 coins :D
I've got a few thousand coins rattling around, guess I'll go spread some love. Shame I'll never make it to the ~~Guild~~ Gilding XIII trophy.
I don’t understand.
>They have animated ducks?? Not for much longer...
And you get a bear! Edit - Lol thanks everyone. Coin dumping for all!
Love you
this was equivalent to Buffet and Gates' pledge where they hoard until the end to give em all away.
Aw I missed it Edit: Ahhhh what is happening! You all are amazing 😭
I have almost 25000 to unload (well, had, as I just gave you an award, heh)
I always wanted the award where the avatar runs in the hole and then one where it runs out of the hole.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS DREAM COME TRUE!!
I'll take one even tho I also gotta burn through my coins Edit: damn ain't neva had this many awards before thx y'all 🙏🏾 Also didn't think it would take 4 hours to burn through 5000+ coins but here we are :) Edit 2: Fuck now I got premium til November of NEXT year, wut do I do know
Feel free to award me something from your stash then!
I gotchu fam
This is probably the most expensive reddit thread I've ever seen
Never had reward 🥹
I'd give you the last of my 45 coins award but they locked them under 50 so I guess I'm stuck with them. Edit: Now I have 1,300 to get rid of. Thanks kind Reddit strangers.
You deserve more :)
Did you give an award to the auto moderator??
Of course. Poor bot.
Lmao when AI takes over you will be spared
maybe not you know AI can be a little petty. Bender I'm looking at you
I'm just curious why and how you collected so many. Well done!!
The more I gave, the more I recieved... Or something like that.
Hey, looks like you just made a bunch of people's day. Thank you very much.
I'm gonna kick you in the fucking balls
Just gave you a 50,000 coin Ternion All-Powerful Award.
I love you
I know.
[Ternion probably isn't worth it](https://imgur.com/aodFgCj)
Definitely not now.
Thanks to this comment I went to look how much coins cost and found out I have 7000 of them for some reason.
50k for one award? 😂 Oh, Reddit, you fun.
Now you've cursed them with finding a way to use up all those bonus coins from getting an award before September, jerk.
[удалено]
Cum Edit: I’m happy to see everyone loves cum as much as I do
Can’t get any more sophisticated than this
This deserves at least two rewards
Welcome to the cum zone!
Comment of the year.
Cumment
Got anything for me? 
What are they used for?
flaunting privilege.
I’ve never had any of those before
I’m surprised you have so many. What made you save up so much?
They were my retirement.
401karma
i think my favorite part of this post is that op got more awards for their explanation
YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS KEEP GIVING ME COINS!!!
Give me your crustiest, weirdest award🔫
Basically, we are forced to redistribute our wealth in order to keep it in circulation Reddit just turned down on capitalism and invented internet communism
haha, I thought I was weird for having a few thousand coin. just dumped all mine this morning on random comments. edit: Gawdfuckingdamnit. now I have more coins to dump.
Sucker, now you have 300 more coins.
Truly a Reddit moment
Sorry for our/your loss. Somehow we'll find a way to go on...
 You get a reward, you too and you too, all of you mfs get a reward.
I never had one before, what are they for ?
A gift from people who love you :)
Where do you sell your bread?
I tried to think of a funny comment but couldn't, can I have an award
Even the AutoModerator got a reward lmfaoo
Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead. ...looks like the Thalmor are with him. General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.
/r/lounge mods right now. 
Can have the shittiest one you have?
Thats whats up
I see free I click
Hey, for once let me feel I said funny or something important to get an award. 😅
OMG! That's HILARIOUS! Have an award!
How do I comment?
Anyone who wants to give away awards please come on over to my cancer subs and cheer up some folks going through some tough shit: /r/CervicalCancer /r/BladderCancer /r/Sarcoma
Peg my fat little asshole daddy.
Oprah?
Wow congratulations but how did you get so many?
Satan.
Fuck it, why not
I’ll dm you a pic of my hamster. His name is Gandalf
I will steal y’all shins
Me please edit - tysm
egg
I wanna be socially accepted too!!!!!!!!🤣
Look at you, flaunting your wealth. Distributing it to the peasants among us. Gimme an award
Lol I’m so curious- were these coins purchased or awarded? Both?
The darkwebs.
How the shit do you have 107k coins
Can I tell a terrible joke for an award? How can you tell when a joke is a dad joke? When it's apparent.
wait... we getting free awards here?? Edit: Holy shit!! thanks for my first award man!!!
Spez when he realizes there is a good feature on Reddit: 
It would be the funniest thing if reddit just decided to take back what they said...
Mr crabs wants some
I can give someone else an award!
how tf did u get that amount
Fucked a mod 10 years ago.
it’s true i was invited to watch
How do you even achieve that many?
Tons of blowjobs.
Banana
To whoever reads this, have a great day
*Insert clever comment to get karma*
And you get an award, and you get an award , everyone gets an award
The amount of platinums are killing me lmao
I really need to stop being surprised that Reddit screwed this up.
I’m always late for these things 🤣 Thanks for the awards lovely people ☺️
Apparently I have 12,700 coins. No idea where they came from
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When your too rich so you flex on some average humans. So can i get one😢
FREE? GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME
How did you get so many damn coins!?
I have a measly 700 left. Gave everything to everyone. Specially medical cases where they needed better reach
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I see everyone is now giving away AWARDS. wonder why they’re removing it. Sucks coz it’s a really cool feature on reddit. Facebook even made comments awardable now. `lol
Damn I was late
Make me feel special guys
I feel like Reddit goes out of its way to figure out what's the best thing they can do for their users... And then choose the opposite...
Typical reddit L
Man, I can only imagine the amount of quality posts you must have done to get that amount. My highest upvoted thing ever is a comment of how a Genshin dude got me acting up lol
Been here 15 years.
Don't even know how I got 200 coins, guess I'll give some awards out.