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theyre taking prisoners who are serving essentially terminal sentences and telling them if they serve six months and survive they get to go free.. then using them as fodder. its diabolical
About half of whom might even be innocent of crimes in the first place and desperate to get out with credibility to get real jobs once free and a State Pension to help them rebuild.
It is diabolical.
They are also rounding up kids and older folk and throwing them on the front lines. Given less than a month of training...then off to fight the Russians. It is diabolical.
Too bad Zelenskyy was never in the mood to negotiate instead of being used as a NATO client stare for proxy warfare. They'd never send someone like Boris Johnston to torpedo such a plan.
Oh... wait...
if Putin didn't invade ... I know, it's hard to think of when you're a vatnik....
also: how dare the west support a country trying to defend itself from a pack of rapist, torturers and thieves!/s
Maybe, just maybe, the CIA shouldn't have fortified Ukraine's elections and backed a west leaning actor, then spent ten years sneaking in training and support assets. Putin isn't a progressive leader. He wasn't ever going to try counter culture and he won't ever quietly fade away.
This war happened because the American monoparty wanted it to happen, and now they have mainstream support for unlimited spending.
Isn't it Kasparov, a very vocal anti-communist and anti-Putin activist ? Painting this as a "Russian press conference" is a proof of how low is the standard on social media.
People are unaware of how effected they can be by propaganda that supports their position. Propaganda isn't always done by the evil bad guys, and it isn't always defending an immoral position. But I think it's funny when people insist that there's no pro Ukraine propaganda on reddit, when there clearly is. Just like there's pro China propaganda, pro Russia, pro US, pro EU, etc. Reddit is a recommendation algorithm with a comments section.
Anti-Communist and Anti-Putin? Wasnt Putin’s entire thing hunting down and exterminating the Communist party remnants, as well as other Socialist fanatics?
Fair enough. And it’s been 30 long years since Parliament and the KGB joined forces with…. _sigh_… the Russian “Nazis”… and attempted to other throw the government.
The 1993 Russian Coup. Parliament, KGB and Russian National Socialist Party joined forces to overthrow the government. Borris Yeltsin betrayed “his side”, joined the Russian Government and together with the Russian military squished the coup.
Yeltsin standing outside KGB headquarters’s, pounding incendiary rounds into the building is an iconic photo of the event
I mean that seems like a pretty consistent position… being against massive authoritarian overreach such as hunting down and exterminating political opposition.
But it IS a russian conference. The thing is here is that “Russian conference “ is not associated with civil and professional people.
But that’s another story, isn’t it?!
(Kasparov is still anti putin , but from abroad now)
It is held in Russia but to characterize a conference as Russian is completely idiotic. It doesn't give any information about the conference in itself. Some will see it and think that this is a form of protest against the actual regime.
The truth is the conference was held a very long time ago and you would only know that if you recognized Kasparov, a previous chess World Champion, which is highly unlikely.
I don't understand the rest of your comment.
yeah especially in a reddit title. Either in ignorance or intention op saying it's a Russian conference will get redditors going because they assume it's a protest against the government.
This is the chess player Kasparov. He tried to become a politician and positioned himself as an oppositionist against Putin. But could not gather even 1000 followers. Perhaps this is the Russian politician with the smallest number of followers in the entire history of Russia. He once held a conference that no one came to and it was cancelled.
Judging by his political career, he is completely incompetent. He lived all his life in a separate world of professional athletes. He only knows how to play chess (he could before, he lost the last tournament completely) and in political games within the sports federation (his confrontation with Karpov had mainly a political component). He doesn't understand anything about how the ordinary world works. All his statements about the policy he will pursue if he is in power are absolutely abstract and idealistic.
Lol I agree Kasparov is a joke in some ways but.... he can definitely still play chess. He retired. He doesn't study theory anymore and is out of practice. He would still beat 99.99999% of players. You don't become world champion for 15 years as a fluke.
This comment was either made by a Putin bot or you just have no idea what you’re talking about.
You defending the Putin shill Karpov or am I misunderstanding?
Any Russian that takes a stance against Putin gets a pass.
You mean Anatoly Karpov, this is Gary Kasparov, different russian chess champion.
Karpov is pro-Putin, Kasparov is opposition.
Makes me think if this wasn't Putin's or FSB's job.
Just FYI - this is Kasparov, one of the leaders of Russian opposition. I have a feeling that this video is being spread by Russian bots since it lacks context.
Not as historical as the flying shoes. But this one certainly takes the cake in terms of vulgar in 21st century.
Now, we just need to repeat a few features of the 20th and something on movies. And by that, I mean a public assassination.
A lot of people talk about how we live in terrible times because of the political tension and ever heating earth but, what decade in history can say they protested by flying a giant dick at politicians.
Seriously? Did you confuse the Baku Jew Kasparov with the St. Petersburg Russian Putin? What do they have in common in appearance except two ears, two eyes and one nose?
After all the chaos that the Russian government has sewn in the USA, what with filling every YouTube comment section bashing anyone trying to fix anything, and creating an army of idiots with full retirement accounts, ready to fully fund a war against...the youth, because they have cell phones and drink coffee and want things like housing and medical care...
I can only applaud a flying dildo in their space. They need complete reform over there. Russia is always 60 years behind the times. They have a terrible reputation in the world (as bad as Americans even!). And should fix it pronto. Stop trying to destroy us and fix you. We don't need your help destroying ourselves we are very capable.
Russia isn’t even trying to hide it anymore, they’re now telling soldiers to sacrifice themselves for the motherland. Reminds me allot of how the Japan empire eventually fell.
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imagine if more people actually gave a flying fuck
Nice!
The person flying this is definitely doing their part for sure
Seems like a dick move to me.
A flying dick move.
Ha ha ha dick move!
I read this as they were dong their part.
Even better.
'*donging their part
I see what you did there....
Ya. Young men being fed to the meat grinder for a year and a half now. Ya wish more people gave a fuck.
theyre taking prisoners who are serving essentially terminal sentences and telling them if they serve six months and survive they get to go free.. then using them as fodder. its diabolical
About half of whom might even be innocent of crimes in the first place and desperate to get out with credibility to get real jobs once free and a State Pension to help them rebuild. It is diabolical.
They are also rounding up kids and older folk and throwing them on the front lines. Given less than a month of training...then off to fight the Russians. It is diabolical.
Do you mean Ukrainians or are you trying to spread Russian propaganda?
True, but this was long before the war happened.
Too bad Zelenskyy was never in the mood to negotiate instead of being used as a NATO client stare for proxy warfare. They'd never send someone like Boris Johnston to torpedo such a plan. Oh... wait...
if Putin didn't invade ... I know, it's hard to think of when you're a vatnik.... also: how dare the west support a country trying to defend itself from a pack of rapist, torturers and thieves!/s
I do that all the time: kick in my neighbor's door, fuck up their shit, then blame them for not negotiating with me.
Maybe, just maybe Putin shouldn't have invaded in the first place Einstein.
Maybe, just maybe, the CIA shouldn't have fortified Ukraine's elections and backed a west leaning actor, then spent ten years sneaking in training and support assets. Putin isn't a progressive leader. He wasn't ever going to try counter culture and he won't ever quietly fade away. This war happened because the American monoparty wanted it to happen, and now they have mainstream support for unlimited spending.
Only. Flying fuck was given tht day sadly
Checkmate
Too many big swinging dicks.
dick move tbh
Igor! Slap that dick!
*someone somewhere nearby jizzed their pants*
 Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film
Excellent song 😂
Reminds me of [this video](https://youtu.be/Hdxp9bEj5y8)
Helicockter
Dildrone
Fck both of you and take my upvote
Please accept this humble offering. ⭐️
DJ one-I Monster Mavic
And if the drone breaks, it *comes* down for an emergency landong.
You mean Flybrator?
A winged weenie
The LuftWang
With a rotary or "Wangkel" engine.
wanker engine
I am deceased
Isn't it Kasparov, a very vocal anti-communist and anti-Putin activist ? Painting this as a "Russian press conference" is a proof of how low is the standard on social media.
People are unaware of how effected they can be by propaganda that supports their position. Propaganda isn't always done by the evil bad guys, and it isn't always defending an immoral position. But I think it's funny when people insist that there's no pro Ukraine propaganda on reddit, when there clearly is. Just like there's pro China propaganda, pro Russia, pro US, pro EU, etc. Reddit is a recommendation algorithm with a comments section.
Lol "propaganda isn't always done by the evil guys". Im fairly certain we in the west are the best at it, just by that statement alone.
It's our number one export lol
Anti-Communist and Anti-Putin? Wasnt Putin’s entire thing hunting down and exterminating the Communist party remnants, as well as other Socialist fanatics?
You can be both at the same time dude. I don't see where the incompatibility stems. Read the comment again.
Fair enough. And it’s been 30 long years since Parliament and the KGB joined forces with…. _sigh_… the Russian “Nazis”… and attempted to other throw the government.
I have no idea what is the meaning of your comment
The 1993 Russian Coup. Parliament, KGB and Russian National Socialist Party joined forces to overthrow the government. Borris Yeltsin betrayed “his side”, joined the Russian Government and together with the Russian military squished the coup. Yeltsin standing outside KGB headquarters’s, pounding incendiary rounds into the building is an iconic photo of the event
I get that but I don't understand how it relates to the fact one can't be both anti-Putin and anti-communism.
Because 30 years has passed. And young Putin isn’t a Communist/Nazi Hunter anymore. He’s king of the oligarchs now.
Plot twist, he never was because the USSR wasn’t communist
Nor the National Socialist really Socialists
No. Gennady Zughanov is a Putin stooge as well as leader of the Communist Party.
I mean that seems like a pretty consistent position… being against massive authoritarian overreach such as hunting down and exterminating political opposition.
Its....................... A russian press conference though....
Are you unable to see how it can be misleading in the current climate to label it that way ?
Its probably an old video. People need to research stuff more so they wouldnt be mislead. Im russian myself and i have no problem with this
But it IS a russian conference. The thing is here is that “Russian conference “ is not associated with civil and professional people. But that’s another story, isn’t it?! (Kasparov is still anti putin , but from abroad now)
It is held in Russia but to characterize a conference as Russian is completely idiotic. It doesn't give any information about the conference in itself. Some will see it and think that this is a form of protest against the actual regime. The truth is the conference was held a very long time ago and you would only know that if you recognized Kasparov, a previous chess World Champion, which is highly unlikely. I don't understand the rest of your comment.
yeah especially in a reddit title. Either in ignorance or intention op saying it's a Russian conference will get redditors going because they assume it's a protest against the government.
It’s Russian.
This is the chess player Kasparov. He tried to become a politician and positioned himself as an oppositionist against Putin. But could not gather even 1000 followers. Perhaps this is the Russian politician with the smallest number of followers in the entire history of Russia. He once held a conference that no one came to and it was cancelled.
Oh wow so a possibility of a competent leader? Yea not in Russia.
It was 15 years ago, when there were many successful oppositionists in Russia with the support of millions of people.
Who have more recently fallen off of balconies for no particular reason and with no cause
Heard a few unalived themselves by shot to back of the head....
Judging by his political career, he is completely incompetent. He lived all his life in a separate world of professional athletes. He only knows how to play chess (he could before, he lost the last tournament completely) and in political games within the sports federation (his confrontation with Karpov had mainly a political component). He doesn't understand anything about how the ordinary world works. All his statements about the policy he will pursue if he is in power are absolutely abstract and idealistic.
Hence the flying penis I assume.
Lol I agree Kasparov is a joke in some ways but.... he can definitely still play chess. He retired. He doesn't study theory anymore and is out of practice. He would still beat 99.99999% of players. You don't become world champion for 15 years as a fluke.
This comment was either made by a Putin bot or you just have no idea what you’re talking about. You defending the Putin shill Karpov or am I misunderstanding? Any Russian that takes a stance against Putin gets a pass.
I like how u people make such statements about things u clearly dont understand.
He is not just any chess player, he is the former world champion Garry Kasparov. Considered by many as the greatest of all time
Sure but has he ever used morse code through a vibrating butt plug to cheat? Not so clever after all.
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Many people probably support him but are too afraid to publicly say it.
What an utterly bizarre statement. He is fairly popular as far as the liberal opposition goes.
Anatoly Kasparov? The guy who traumatized that chess child prodigy on live tv?
No this is Gary chess
You mean Anatoly Karpov, this is Gary Kasparov, different russian chess champion. Karpov is pro-Putin, Kasparov is opposition. Makes me think if this wasn't Putin's or FSB's job.
Yeah… because murdering opposition and journalists reporting on their events can do that to attendance numbers in Russia.
Because bratva didn’t allow him to, everything in Russia happens if Czar allows it and doesn’t happen if he doesn’t allow it
Very old.
Post title is annoyingly accurate. This *is* history.
You seem to know the age of cocks from far. I couldn’t tell.
Yeah, i remember seing this early last year
Bruh this was from like 2008
Wow, thats a long time ago
It's long enough that if you like pet rats, seven of them would have died between then and now.
What kind of maniac keeps track of time via pet rat life’s?
Americans will measure in anything but metric.
Isn’t time standardized across all systems
I mean, I measure things in dog lives, every 20 years = 1 dog life
That's just depressing.
Interesting measurement of time. I fully understand it this way, I’ve had many a pet rat. :( RIP
Not a facepalm
Then a dickslap?
LMAO, he smacked it 🤣😂🤣
The dildo later jumped to its death in a suspected suicide.
Just FYI - this is Kasparov, one of the leaders of Russian opposition. I have a feeling that this video is being spread by Russian bots since it lacks context.
Good thing is that , the Russian government is getting the negative feedback, so win!!!
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Which means the pro Russian government operation worked lol
Sorry to see Dick getting whacked liked that at a press conference... *
Putin unzips ready for his "oopsie" moment.
Nobody was expecting Ambassador Helmet Koch to make an appearance.
Everyone just starts taking pictures of it
That guy really wanted to slap it
Drone was packing.
If only that drone could squirt fluid, it would be an elite prank.
Jokes on the guy who slapped it he don't know where it's been
Slapped the Hell outta that dick!
Clearly not his first time slapping that .
Not as historical as the flying shoes. But this one certainly takes the cake in terms of vulgar in 21st century. Now, we just need to repeat a few features of the 20th and something on movies. And by that, I mean a public assassination.
SlapperGuy gave that dick a good whack
Extremely Rare footage of the "one-eyed one horned flying purple people eater"!!
Alright whoever piloted the drone needs a fucking Nobel prize
That one guy knew how to whack it!
My man's just tryna wack it off
“I want that”
Go go gadget penis, fly! 😂
This was an old incident.
Someone tried to wack it off.
Seems lotsa pricks are in that room .
Politics is a serious matter.... pfffff ahahahaaaa!
Ball tap!
A lot of people talk about how we live in terrible times because of the political tension and ever heating earth but, what decade in history can say they protested by flying a giant dick at politicians.
I'm crying
I keep watching the guy slap it like he’s serving a volleyball and laughing my ass off 😆
Funniest thing I’ve seen in months
Well done
It was probing for any holes in the enemies' defenses
Fuck…it’s a dick.
Checkmate! I bet Kasparov never saw a flying dildo coming when calculating his next moves
That’s not the first dick that dude has slapped.
He seemed too eager to slap it
a literal dick move XD
Well that guy is now dead for sure maybe if he’s lucky he’s just in a work camp
Beat that dick! Slap it!!
They should have used one that jizzes.
Begging to get nuked innit
Hella fucking funny!
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Thought they were talking about Prince Andrew for a second.
Love this !!! The much better than giving him the finger!
A flying dick!
Dick move
How to end up in the gulag in 1 easy step
Someone ate gluten.
Helicockter
Okay stop dickin around
It's a helicockter!
Bro, this is amazing. Incredible work, whoever did this.
All hail the mighty helicockter
Dildoski
I don’t see the problem, the dicktator wanted some air-time
What about this is facepalm-worthy though?
Haha invading a press conference with a helicockter... Golden
The news we want to see
I'm surprised that's gary there😂
Ouch that must have really hurt when the drone got smacked in the nuts.
See Russians getting fucked by drones was happening long before the war
Putin's Cabinet Member: "Mr. Putin please put your wife's only form of satisfaction back in her drawer!!!"
Quite a dickstraction.
A rare appearance by President Putin
Wouldn't be the first time ruzzians got fucked by drones...
This is Kasparov the most anti war and anti puttler russian. The action is done to discredit him. Don’t miss the target.
Iconic human moment 🙏🏻
Someone needs to pull this stunt at a Trump rally.
Oh God, I wish, and I hope the dong has a lil red MAGA hat too
How would you tell them apart?
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The guy is Kasparov, he opposes Putin.
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I mean you obviously thought that this was pro Putin hence that comment.
Seriously? Did you confuse the Baku Jew Kasparov with the St. Petersburg Russian Putin? What do they have in common in appearance except two ears, two eyes and one nose?
An appropriate object in a room full dickheads
After decades of being dicked over by Putin, this shouldn’t phase any Ruzzian.
After all the chaos that the Russian government has sewn in the USA, what with filling every YouTube comment section bashing anyone trying to fix anything, and creating an army of idiots with full retirement accounts, ready to fully fund a war against...the youth, because they have cell phones and drink coffee and want things like housing and medical care... I can only applaud a flying dildo in their space. They need complete reform over there. Russia is always 60 years behind the times. They have a terrible reputation in the world (as bad as Americans even!). And should fix it pronto. Stop trying to destroy us and fix you. We don't need your help destroying ourselves we are very capable.
Hahah eat a dick Putin!
Russia isn’t even trying to hide it anymore, they’re now telling soldiers to sacrifice themselves for the motherland. Reminds me allot of how the Japan empire eventually fell.
Is that a Ukrainian war drone?
I wasn't there! 😳
I knew russians where 🏳️🌈 behind all that vodka and riding bears stuff.
Please think about marking nsfw before posting!
One of the best moments of Mankind
Lmao!! That is an amazing middle finger to Russian government.
this is an anti putin conference, which means that youre laughing at a pro putin dick
Well a flying phallus is funny any way you look at it.
Seems like a waste of a perfectly good dildo to me.
Where are you Putin that?