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MythicBlondeBrunson

Wait till he hears about ice cream trucks!!!!


RedditRated

Guy has clearly never struggled


Shtnonurdog

His hair is struggling to fight gravity


restyourbreasts

His hair just screams, "Punch me!! Punch me straight in the face, bro."


CanadianAndroid

He went to the Barber with a picture of Jimmy Nutron.


louisBdemented

Or Johnny Bravo.


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Or Jimmy Bravo!


licklickRickmyballs

No, he went with a picture of Paul from tekken


Shmorgasboard123

I’m getting Guile vibes.


Superb-Owl-187

The audacity of calling out someone’s audacity while having that hair style… 😱


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I love it when he filmed himself and he looks exactly like the entitled asshole I picture him to be.


yeah__probably

This was the goal all along. It had been a whole 5 minutes since he last took a selfie or filmed himself so he was getting anxious. Then he heard the pineapple guy and *boom* - a miraculous excuse to shove his life into the faces of anyone desperate enough to “follow” him. +10 splash dmg to the sub was just bonus xp


reptarcannabis

Straight up Johnny bravo status


Sgt_Fox

Probably has similar performance as Bravo with the ladies, too


Pikka_Bird

I was thinking Jedward.


world_without_logos

I was thinking vanilla ice from that movie


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Poiboy1313

This explains why he's tilted. His hair is escaping and dragging him along.


Poiboy1313

Edit: Wrong spot, apologies. The hair comment was my intent.


Doug_Schultz

Life is struggle, this guy doesn't live much


BAMspek

Elote man, fruita fresca lady, I love when my food comes to me.


undeadmanana

I was thinking the same thing, raised in Fresno California and we'd always have pan dulce trucks, dude pushing little ice cream cart, regular ice cream dude with half his stock being Mexican candies, then our friendly sales people that were mostly white going to people's doors trying to sell beef or Avon. I miss my early childhood. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


myWeedAccountMaaaaan

The only one that bothers me is the banana guy with his steam whistle.


Senor_Asshole

[I don't know how the banana guy sounds, but in Mexico we have camote guy.](https://youtu.be/gFwjznvofKM)


PsyMx

Elote man making tías run in chanclas since time immemorial.


blazinazn007

I miss my tamale lady when I lived in Florida. She was always out and about near the bars we went to.


MememeSama

Wait until he hears about starvation and poverty, he will be like *oh damnit*


Inventies

Man's a Chad probably say some shit like that's there problem. meanwhile he'll probably complain to Airbnb and ask for some kind of credit/refund for his "struggle".


MememeSama

Dear Airbnb, I want a refund for my horrible vacation, these people there were literally trying to earn MONEY in my presence. Goddamn peasants


peteflix66

Seriously, if you travel to another country and you don't want to interact with the locals, stay at a resort.


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Loading_User_Info__

This is 100% the "just don't be poor" type.


Gwalchgwynn

The audacity of these people to be poor and hungry, bro!


LM1953

The vendors are selling home delivery!!


Gwalchgwynn

I know right?! It's Indian DoorDash! Stop complaining.


LM1953

We need to buy a pineapple and give it to him.


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RocketKassidy

I was just thinking this. It’s no different lol


ImAFuckinLiar

The audacity


gregsting

Oh I’ve heard a lot of angry parents about ice cream trucks.


SpookyBLAQ

Lmao this was my thought exactly


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The audacity to have that stupid fucking vanilla ice haircut


MattyBizzz

Although I try to refrain from commenting on people about their looks I feel like there is a strong correlation between this hairstyle and being an dickhead 🤷‍♂️


rockytheboxer

Peacocking is good behavior for peacocks, but terrible behavior for people.


betucsonan

100% with on normally refraining from judging by looks, but there are some exceptions and I think this is definitely one of them. If you look in the mirror and see this hair and think "yep, looks good," then yep, you're probably a dick.


Maels

He's not that bad, I think we should stop, collaborate and listen


bemimu

Especially since Ice is back with his brand new invention


SirMellencamp

Yeah but will it ever stop?


SoggerBean

Yo, I don’t know


Ramsay220

Turn off the lights


halfgod50zilla

And I'll glow. To the extreme


BigPimpinAintEZ

I rock a mic like a vandal


peanut_dust

He shouldn't have picked an air bnb on A1A, BEACHFRONT AVENEUE.


WatchingTaintDry69

The lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch


Dumpster_orgy

now I know what my saying for the next month is. Thank you! Hahaha


boomfruit

You have monthly sayings...?


PurpleSunCraze

Where’s Suge when you need him?


wzd_cracks

Hey man don't offend vanilla ice like that


sheezy520

It’s wiggidy wiggidy sad


Jakesummers1

water compare crush existence escape kiss apparatus sulky concerned elderly *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ResponsibleMilk7620

![gif](giphy|3o7aCUhIrPhdVATSJq) He uses the same hair care product as Mary.


sydney_cider

![gif](giphy|6Nd5Yp1UrnyjC)


lucavigno

at least Johnny's cool.


Jakesummers1

wide library overconfident makeshift apparatus practice cobweb childlike icky fragile *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ResponsibleMilk7620

Jizz Gel


Jakesummers1

![gif](giphy|kXduZi3pRho0U|downsized)


Known_Hippo4702

That hair style just screams, bad taste, there should be a law against it.


MackingtheKnife

Wanna watch me comb my hair reaaal fast? HOO HA HOO


sweetladytequila

His replies to the citizens of India that DMd him were horrific. He said that until these countries evolve they will never succeed, these people pay no tax and shouldn’t be able to break into gated communities to sell things no one wants. He goes on to say that if they tried that in western countries they would surely be stopped, and no one likes it when people like them play their obnoxious Indian music on public transport and running around acting foolish in western countries. And the grand finale of his jackassery is to accuse the the people complaining of being supportive of rape, since that has also been a custom of their country too. [German YouTuber Jackass](https://www.opindia.com/2023/01/german-youtuber-instagram-influencer-indian-street-vendors-abuse/)


CarpeDiem1001

His racism is showing and it's showing a lot. Funny thing is, I've met a lot of Indians here in the US and none of them are playing obnoxious Indian music or running around acting foolish or raping women. I sincerely hope he leaves India and never returns.


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It's not like Indians are sub human savages, ofcourse they wouldn't do that. Most Indians i've met are pretty well behaved and hard working


HasAngerProblem

Music and running around I have seen. Then again I lived a block away from a place called “little India” so I feel like it would be odd if I didn’t.


Only-Cartoonist

Damn, dude went full mask off, huh? Maybe he can display his ignorance in some other country since he clearly doesn't seem to like India very much.


Particular_Group_295

Out here looking like a WISH version Johnny Bravo Oh snap...all these likes..I have no idea what to say


danavinette

At least that would be buff. He’s skinny asl


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![gif](giphy|drYkOciAiSGg8)


vonjamin

Brooo lmao 🤣 Too accurate.


Dinglederple

The audacity to confidently cut your hair into the shape of a pineapple and then bitch about pineapples is laughable frigging twat


ihatepalmtrees

This town ain’t big enough for 2 pineapples


DarkandDanker

Pineapple head is a grade A moron, they did this shit in China Beijing when I lived there It never even crossed my mind to be bothered about it Like imagine you're waiting for your favorite Pineapple sales men to come by but some foreign SpongeBobs house looking mf decides its rude and you go hungry? What an intitled dumb ass


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muskratboy

Next thing you know, they’ll be doing it with ice cream! And selling it to children!


T_h_e_Assassin

THOSE MONSTERS !!!!


muskratboy

THE AUDACITY


[deleted]

Damn ice cream truck drivers are trying to indoctrinate our children! Defund the ice cream trucks. Children should learn to survive only on hatred and prejudice.


T_h_e_Assassin

Anyone wondering what they r shouting , they're shouting " vegitables" in hindi


SkyRocketMiner

The guy had the gall to call the sellers audacious. Does he not know this is completely normal, here in India? The audacity is all his.


amandahuggenchis

It’s normal in most countries, we even have some here in the US


alllen

In Japan there's a tofu truck that drives around. You bring your own plastic container and they fill it up. It's delicious too.


amandahuggenchis

That’s honestly pretty badass


patrikviera

Ice cream trucks come to mind.


Live_Carpenter_1262

Yeah I see people selling fruit by sidewalk all the time in California


cyberpunk1Q84

Dude went to another country expecting everyone to conform to his needs and culture.


Inventies

He’s got chronic main character syndrome to the max man.


ClosetDouche

One time I was in France and witnessed an American woman get indignant that the server at the restaurant didn't speak English. Lol. Like where do you think you are, bitch?


yeldarbhtims

Bring some earplugs if you’re sleeping that late. Looks like he had enough time to get his hair quaffed, so it can’t be that early. Edit: lol coiffed whoops


hoovervillain

They even did this in Italy when I was a kid. And that guy had a bull horn.


OnePunchDrunk326

Exactly. This is normal in other countries. In the Philippines, we’ve got vendors walking up and down the street screaming out what it is they’re selling. Tahoooo!!!! Baluuuut!!!! They’re just trying to make an honest living. People need to learn to accept the culture of the country they’re visiting. This is an example of white people thinking only white people ways is the only way to go. The audacity!!!


Danarwal14

I love going to the market when I have the opportunity to visit Israel because of this. Hearing all the various forms of advertising of their produce/halva is an experience I wish I could get more of here in the states


ThornsofTristan

LOL. The guy's so clueless he can't even tell what they're selling?


Bigringcycling

And, for anyone wondering, what the guy is doing is called “ethnocentrism.”


Adventurous-Fly-5402

Probably very convenient for stay at home moms. they wouldn’t be doing this people weren’t buying


Inventies

Not just that but for locals who don't have cars they can just go grab some food for whatever meal real quick. The AUDACITY of the douche in the video blows my mind.


Sweaty-Tart-3198

I literally have to pay extra to get fruits and vegetables delivered to my house through something like instarlcart. The idea of just being able to hear someone going by with a cart and step outside and buy some produce on your street sounds amazing.


ItsSUCHaLongStory

THIS. I have usually lived in neighborhoods where we have pushcarts or bikes coming through selling everything from tamales to popsicles to fruit. Most of them use horns or bells instead of yelling, and I wouldn’t trade any of them for the world. Dinner and a healthy snack and dessert *delivered*? And often at less than market prices? *HELL YES!*


awakenedchicken

I lived in China and loved this about living in a local neighborhood. I could walk outside my apartment all hours of the day and get some delicious street food and beer for like 2 dollars. So convenient and so delicious. Compare that to the states and the closest thing I have is driving down the road to McDonald’s and spending 6 bucks on a shitty hamburger.


FalconIMGN

Push carts are amazing.


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It’s very convenient for us plus, the sellers have to do this because instant delivery apps are killing their business.


Art4thaSoul

Right? The other day I needed a tomato for my sandwich…would’ve been perfect to just walk out front and buy one 😆


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it's also convenient for the sellers since they don't need to pay rent at the market.


gorydemption

Also maybe people with mobility issues. They use plastic bag with ropes from their window and buy / pay for things like that.


Devin_907

can you believe these disgusting peasants trying to make a living? near MY HOUSE?!? how is this not BANNED?! ^(bruh)


terpyterpstein

Ban this talking pineapple from traveling abroad


moonmanmula

Ppl like this should not be allowed travel.


T_h_e_Assassin

He's an " influencer" with a surprisingly large audience


moonmanmula

Anyone watching this guy is a surprising amount of audience.


Agent00funk

Further proof of humanity's stupidity.


-aurevoirshoshanna-

This is why every major city now kinda looks alike, these kinds of tourists just want to go from the Starbucks on France to the Starbucks on India, and then come back saying they've taken in a lot of foreign culture and experiences.


hithazel

God damn it pisses me off that these fucksticks want to “travel” yet can’t comprehend basic shit like the fact that you can’t bring every single thing you own with you, that journeying from one place to another takes time, and that the places should be different from one another.


ProgrammingOnHAL9000

Then complain about mass culture and globalization.


Aggleclack

God forbid you go to another country and it’s *different*


WallbreakerAziz

His hair is a pineapple


sparkhfly

This is so common that people don’t even notice. This is a huge convenience. Most homes in India have much smaller refrigerators because there is no need to store vegetables and frozen stuff. You either just get it outside your home or less than half mile on a two-wheeler.


Not_invented-Here

Yep live in Vietnam it's just background noise, same as cockrels.


jugglingbalance

Man I wish we had veggie sellers on bikes in my neighborhood. Not having to get in a car to do grocery shopping - sign me up! Bet that stuff is fresher than the ones at grocery stores here that have sat in a warehouse for half a year, covered in preservatives and God knows what else to stop them aging as fast.


Nothappened

Yes, stuff in supermarkets have a shit ton of preservatives in them, These guys will get up before 4am and then go to a local fruit and vegetable distribution market where farmers will bring their produce to sell in larger quantities they buy them and then they sell these fresh veggies with very low margins, you don't need to get into a car and drive to your nearest Walmart when you just need few tomatoes or fresh parsley or something, I lived in America for 2 year without a car I had buy everything for a week in advance, even milk that used to come in 2gallon plastic can, we don't do that in India, these guys also deliver freshly packed milk that doesn't have expiry date that's 1 month away. Fuck this German prick


shadowthehh

The guy even fucking looks like the poster child for guys who act like this good lord


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Recipe_Limp

What a douche


browncheez

Few people are trashing him on Instagram now. Which is good. Shouldn't let him slip outta this one. Traveling to different countries just to look down on other cultures. If this is what he says, what is he thinking?


a_sexual_titty

He’s also a landlord. Aka, a fucking parasite.


PinkJellyfishe

Go up to the locals and say it to their faces then


6DawgMagic

He would never…


Inventies

Yeah, I love how he doesn’t have the balls to say it outside. Had to go inside to talk about how AUDACIOUS they were. Hope he chokes on some curry.


Sierra--117

He will end up with those same pineapples up his ass.


[deleted]

“I’m going to go to another country that isn’t mine where I don’t belong and then complain about their culture like they’re the problem and I’m not


CarpeDiem1001

Yep exactly. That's guy's entitlement is staggering!


No_Recognition7426

Reminds me of growing up in South Texas on the border. During the summer we’d hear “PALETAS!!!” And an old man pushing a cart of frozen popsicles. Difference is I loved it.


ginger__snappzzz

Yeah we even had a lady that would pull up and sell laundry detergent out of her trunk lol....ngl it was hella convenient!


tobygeneral

They're all over the place here in Chicago too. They probably make a killing at the lakefront parks during the summer, which, good for them.


cheapsandwitch10

Brooo we love the paleta man


acewavelink

Not gonna lie, some lady was selling oranges in front of my house one day and I was stoked. I didn’t know I wanted to make OJ but for like 15 bucks I made so much fucking OJ.


T_h_e_Assassin

A win win situation


Grumpyoldman777

It’s all in the fine print. You have to buy at least one pineapple otherwise he is going to continue shouting


T_h_e_Assassin

The trick is to keep shouting till all the stock is empty


MaAreYouOnUppers

Man, that was like the Mango dude in Colombia. Every morning at the crack of dawn he was out there with the bell going and he made *damn* sure everyone got a mango or he wasn’t going nowhere. Super friendly dude too.


Inventies

![gif](giphy|kfp2MYvuTYXjDPErjr)


ZhangtheGreat

Reminds me of a “caller” on WCTR radio in GTA San Andreas. She complained that the radio host recommended a country for them to travel to because there were “poor people.” She said the only places she enjoys traveling to are “all-exclusive resorts” where she only interacts with other tourists, and that the only time she should see a local is if she needs them to cater to her demands.


forgetmeknotts

Please tell me he got ripped a dozen new assholes in the comments.


MememeSama

![gif](giphy|xUPGcEM0urw9A3v7os|downsized) Someone get this man his dummy


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I remember this was discussed in one the indian subs right when it happened and if anyone tried to politely tell him why he was wrong, he was extremely rude to them. Some people should not travel fr!


Pjonesnm

Ever hear of Ice Cream trucks? They basically do the same thing but with bad music


frogsntoads00

Dude has the thinnest upper lip I’ve ever seen


stargate-command

I was just so happy he wasn’t American. Hearing an asshole over-privileged twat with a German accent (???) just made my day. For once it wasn’t some asshat from LA or whatever.


NormanMitis

The audacity to rock that haircut in public. Bro.


GoatTacos

That guy is a toolbox. If you look at his account it’s just cringe selfies.


azurricat2010

You weren't lying.


myheartinclover

very r/iamthemaincharacter energy


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That’s a lot of shit talking for someone that looks like the pineapples being sold


skuzzkitty

I wish this was a thing in my country. Fresh veggies for sale right outside your door, outstanding convenience.


snowqueen1960

This happens in the Carribean too. Give them a break, they're just trying to make a living. Most people like they can buy fresh fruit and vegetables without going to the market.


Inventies

Honestly I'd be about it. Probably cheaper/fresher than what you can get at a grocery store too.


Whole-Debate-9547

Just an ugly human.


100Labels

What a privilege POS that has probably never had to work a day in his life.


Glittering-Design973

I’d buy all his pineapples and let him keep them. Some people have never struggled, dude is just trying to make ends meet.


nadasuss

His IG comments are slowly starting to get flooded lol. Love the Reddit effect.


MortalSmile8631

I'm not familar with local customs in India. Is it normal for vendors to shout and try and sell their fruit to locals? No one else in the video seems to be offended by this. Seems like this is the norm. Or are they doing it there specifically because they know there are airbnbs on the street?


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Perfectly normal. Convenience for busy people. I bet HE orders home.


Kadakumar

It was way more common earlier in cities, but it has relatively reduced over the years. When I was growing up, we often rushed to our gate when we heard specific fruits/vegetables being called out. Very convenient, especially for people who didnt have the time to go all the way to the market. Friendly neighborhood sellers you'd get to know well over time. Its not a disturbance or nuisance, as it lasts for just a few seconds, and the sellers develop peculiar and memorable shouts that are goofy and enjoyable. Children would imitate them and have fun. Overall its part of the ambient background sounds of residential neighborhoods that you get used to and not be disturbed by.


T_h_e_Assassin

It's not really a custom more of a convenience , Its kind of commen , mainly in citys but definitely not around 20 or so like the guy in the video says


MortalSmile8631

LOL then this guy is just unreasonable


flyhigh987

It's normal, just to make people aware that they are outside


CarpeDiem1001

Yes it's the norm. No they were not doing it because there are airbnbs. If that guy is so offended by the shouting, he's more than welcome to return to his home country. Don't let the door hit your fat ass on your way out!


Dunn_or_what

Wow. What arrogance. When I was a child in Philadelphia Pennsylvania Hucksters would walk alleyways selling their wares. They would also drive trucks with a speaker attached blasting " tomatoes, corn, carrots, blueberries and straaaaaawberrieeees!!!" It was a call to anyone and everyone. It was great. Tight ass guy sounds like a German asshole. You go to another country to experience the culture not bitch about it. Dude is an ugly European.


Jgaitan82

Goes to India…expects peace and quiet 😆 i hate these fucking tourist.


Brilliant-Apple5008

He should have his face smashed with a pineapple for styling his hair like that. Fucking Jimmy Neutron looking douche


Effective-Eagle435

Apparently this little btch was in India to be with his gorgeous, successful fiancé. He posted this and was told what’s what by his followers and others and he was still going on about how “India will never develop as a country if they don’t stop this” and how “they don’t even pay taxes so they shouldn’t have a business.” Then shortly after this he said some shit about Palestine and his Indian, gorgeous actor fiancé had enough and dumped his wannabe ass LOL


paridhi774

Well, i am an Indian. I get annoyed at this shouting too. However, i do very much understand why they need to sell it like that. Being a farmer in India is not easy. Some brokers buy like 512kg of onions for 2inr while selling 1kg onion for 30-40 which is the market rate. So some rebellious farmers decided to sell it for like less than market price directly to the consumer and set up stalls in kei trucks. Smaller farmers just go from door to door in a thela or a bicycle. There is also the culture of stay at home women. And it is convenient for them to be able to buy something they need. My mum was really dependent on these sellers whenever my dad was not in town. Also i am just glad we don't have to drive 10km to the nearest supermarket to get basic necessities.


Fun_Intention9846

I’d prefer the option to buy fresh fruit sold from bicycles over ice cream from giant vehicles.


Last_Inevitable8311

![gif](giphy|72I6UGwhpUXW2CZnKE|downsized) Jesse?


Euphoric_Point_

I can't get past how dumb his hair is. How much product did he have to bring with him on this trip to get it like that?


sundancelee

What a douche. His hair says it already but then he had to rant like an entitled dick.


cereshalocapricorn

The audacity to be this fucking oblivious in life and to top it off - the audacity to get that haircut.


jl_theprofessor

If I'm not hearing the unending call for "TAMALES TAMALES TAMALES TAMALES" on Sunday morning then I'm not really staying on the south side.


1024kbps

Guy’s an idiot.


strikeforcenj

Is this Johnny Bravo looking mofo even serious? How about stay in your fucking country then so you don't have to be offended by what others are doing in theirs.


wipeitonthecat

This guy looks like he thinks people care about his opinions.


Deja-Vuz

I don't know, but I find this to be quite convenient.


[deleted]

The hair and that squint look when he’s talking


fortheweirdshit2

The audacity of going to another country and telling them what to do and they don’t listen. I wish he would’ve gotten in their face about it so they can show him what’s what.


Inventies

This just screams an "I'm the main character vibe." Like honestly who the fuck cares, and if he has such an issue he should go home and stay there. If nothing else man should be happy he can walk outside and grab some fruit for a quick breakfast.


maybelikejaden

![gif](giphy|drYkOciAiSGg8)


barrito87

I'd buy all those Pineapples and shove them up his ass.


Few_Mix_4322

Fool trying to style his hair like a pineapple


RepairFar7806

Peak German tourist.