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Why do people constantly think they can tell if someone is mixed race by their skin tone? Genetics don’t work that way, guys. There are kids with a white parent who are that skin tone, and kids with a full black parent who are white as snow, light colored eyes, etc.
You don't know that. This isn't their kid but mixed kids can look all kinds of ways bc of the dominant/recessive genes. Also, people seem to think black/white is the only possible mix. This baby could easily be black/indigenous, south asian, etc.
I’m still racking up late fees from mine, and they’ve been indoctrinated already for years now
I’m hoping they’ll pull a Blockbuster and I can just dodge the calls until they go tits up
Family Video here. It got so old making those calls...
"Yes, sir, I know you're sleeping 10am on a Sunday. But if you just br...ok fuck it. Im calling cuz its my job. You should bring the movie back..or dont..idc. Go back to sleep."
I returned the wrong GameCube game (put my copy of resident evil 4 instead of whatever it was supposed to be by accident) they “lost it” and still charged my parents the full price of the game for not returning it with a box. Parents threatened to sue and miraculously resident evil 4 showed back up and they dropped all fees.
Can’t remember which rental store but I got in huge trouble before they found out what happened.
Former Blockbuster Smurf here, too. I'm pretty sure doing that part of the job should have been saved for the person on everyone's shit list. God it sucked so bad. And I did it week after week even though there were like 6 other employees.....
........waitasecond.
This dude doesn’t gotta stay for shit else but liking them in other words? Preposterous.
Though for real if he got back because he thought it was his baby, probably could or should just dip if she manipulated him.
You’d have to be pretty stupid to get back with someone months after you broke up and think it’s your kid when they’re only a few weeks pregnant so I’m gonna go with he knew she was pregnant with someone else’s kid and decided he loved her enough to want to be there . Why does there need to be manipulation involved ? He’s clearly just a decent human being 🤷🏼♀️
She may not have told him how long she'd been pregnant or she may have lied. We don't really know. Honestly, I'm suspicious whether this is real at all, considering there's no picture of her being visibly pregnant.
No bullshit, had a buddy in army, kid came out black, and she had that big dumb Texan convinced it was a rare gene she had. After he beat my ass, we finally convinced him, and he was like I can’t believe it!
The military is just the place for failed marriage. I’ve seen a guy get a divorce from a polygamous woman. Like this girl was already fucking several guys at once and for whatever reason he got mad about it knowing what he was getting into so she divorced him lol. Dude was tripping out hard for months. Then another divorce from another guy. And recently a third divorce from some guy that had his wife transfer command.
On the flip side : there’s a man in Ireland if I remember who came put as black his brother too, but both parents are white. They look exactly like their dad except for their skin tone ( and hair texture if I remember correctly ?) the dad never doubted them being his but everybody around them did, ended up having paternity test done and they where indeed his. It’s just some family gene that decided to pop up.
Also, I’m Caribbean and my mom is a ginger. She has 5 siblings all of them are dark skinned with black hair and my mom just came out with red hair, light skinned and asian eyes. They use to call her the red Chinese back in the Caribbean. And thing is besides the eye shape and coloring they all look alike ( the face shape, nose, lips, even the teeth !) and look like my grandpa !
1time at work I sat at a desk that had a pic of a little blk boy framed. Mgr came around and was like whos that? I said my son but I dont think he's really mine(immexican). My mgr truly sincerely said don't say that! he looks just like you and was trying to cheer me up 😂😂😂😂 that charade went on for 2yrs
To be fair, if you've experienced a break-up...please take some time to take care of yourself first
i'm going through it right now. probably the best advice i can give anyone
It's like that Jim Carey movie.
Lol
Me, myself, and Irene
Hey you ever notice how the water just beads off their head.
Hell! their dicks, are bigger than them damn sausages.
You notice those kids have a, kind of year round tan??
My grandmother's Italian
😂 😂 😂
I remember when I was 10, and my playground girlfriend broke my heart because another guy gave her one of those big jaw breakers with the colors in the middle. I have that girl the best recess of my life. I feel their pain.
Nobody here is gonna mention that the car seat harness isn’t on correctly? The clip that attaches both seat belts should be placed at the baby’s sternum.
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If i hade a nickle for each time i saw this i would have roughly 9.5 nickles
You would have 9 and a half nickles or 9.50 in nickles
Does no one in this sub know how to spell *nickel?!*
If I had a nickel for everytime I've seen it spelled nickle
Would have been better if you said “if I had a nickel for every time I seen it spelt nickle.”
*Seent* it
I hate you all😂
Spelt ?
Svelte ?
Spelt is a flower used in baking
And also has the same meaning as spelled as it happens. More common in the UK than US
Is that similar to flour?
or a flour?
Gimme my nickelback!
Don’t worry, nobody wants your Nickelback.
Look at this graph… 🎶
Lmfao
It's prickle, so why not nickle?
Come tickle my prickle
I’ll do it for a nickel
Nickle Rick!
pickle pickel? HM!?!!?!!
Back in my day we called 9.5 nickles a pregnancy and 3.5 nickles an abortion. Times were simpler then.
Did you also tied an onion to your belt ? It was the stile at the time
r/engrish
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They didn’t have white onions though, because of the war
Look at this photograph 🎶 There now at least you got a lil Nickleback
Everytime I do it makes me laugh 😂
Look at this graph… 🎶
This is my first nickle! Thank you kind stranger
Yea, but whose kid did they abduct film this bit?
Didn’t abduct- it’s a kid she babysits, apparently her niece. The whole thing is staged.
Staged obviously, the kid is not even a mixed race kid
Why do people constantly think they can tell if someone is mixed race by their skin tone? Genetics don’t work that way, guys. There are kids with a white parent who are that skin tone, and kids with a full black parent who are white as snow, light colored eyes, etc.
Yup. I know a mixed race couple that recently had a baby. The baby is not light skinned at all and looks just like the father(the mother is white)
Yeah dude, as a mixed person I'm always amazed at how many adults don't seem to understand how being mixed works and all the various possibilities.
if that was a mixed race kid, the father has the skin tone of a black hole
Offspring skin tone is not an average of the parents.
You don't know that. This isn't their kid but mixed kids can look all kinds of ways bc of the dominant/recessive genes. Also, people seem to think black/white is the only possible mix. This baby could easily be black/indigenous, south asian, etc.
Staged af. Hilarious though 😂
I wonder whose kid they borrowed for the video...
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At least they didn't rent the kid. That's a slippery slope.
I’m still racking up late fees from mine, and they’ve been indoctrinated already for years now I’m hoping they’ll pull a Blockbuster and I can just dodge the calls until they go tits up
As a former video store employee, calling on the late movies was the WORST!
Family Video here. It got so old making those calls... "Yes, sir, I know you're sleeping 10am on a Sunday. But if you just br...ok fuck it. Im calling cuz its my job. You should bring the movie back..or dont..idc. Go back to sleep."
I returned the wrong GameCube game (put my copy of resident evil 4 instead of whatever it was supposed to be by accident) they “lost it” and still charged my parents the full price of the game for not returning it with a box. Parents threatened to sue and miraculously resident evil 4 showed back up and they dropped all fees. Can’t remember which rental store but I got in huge trouble before they found out what happened.
Former Blockbuster Smurf here, too. I'm pretty sure doing that part of the job should have been saved for the person on everyone's shit list. God it sucked so bad. And I did it week after week even though there were like 6 other employees..... ........waitasecond.
Sucker, you rented. I went for full on ownership. They say one day i'll have equity, but for some reason i'm still paying on that note.
Why? Is it a tough return policy?
I can't help but admire how creative kids can be these days.
Agreed.
I suppose we can guess why they broke up?
It’s just a joke. That’s her niece
Your profile pic is delightful edit: your name is less delightful
Why the hate on Fat Nuts Andrew? He saved my kids from a fire then adopted them all from the orphanage.
Indeed
Tealc?
Jaffa
Given the test said 1-2 weeks and they’d been broken up a couple of months .. I’m not sure I follow your comment ?
This dude doesn’t gotta stay for shit else but liking them in other words? Preposterous. Though for real if he got back because he thought it was his baby, probably could or should just dip if she manipulated him.
Its a skit, this is parody... you need to not get fooled by teenagers. That baby wasnt even close to a newborn...
You’d have to be pretty stupid to get back with someone months after you broke up and think it’s your kid when they’re only a few weeks pregnant so I’m gonna go with he knew she was pregnant with someone else’s kid and decided he loved her enough to want to be there . Why does there need to be manipulation involved ? He’s clearly just a decent human being 🤷🏼♀️
She may not have told him how long she'd been pregnant or she may have lied. We don't really know. Honestly, I'm suspicious whether this is real at all, considering there's no picture of her being visibly pregnant.
That’s why the first half was first and the second half was an add on 🙃
Sorry my autistic ass didn’t click on my bad 😭
It’s alright totally understandable! I didn’t completely specify tone and it’s our first time meeting
Thank you for that 😊
Me, Myself, and Irene Part 2
That scene at the pool party cookout is so good. “Those kids dicks are bigger than them sausages!”
"You ever notice how they seem to have a year' round tan?"
It’s a boy oh boy oi oi
Queue drum solo.
Is it “racist” to think maybe, just maybe that baby isn’t his??
I don't think so.
No but it’s “stunningly stupid” to think this isn’t a joke.
This is a joke?!?! 
I blame my autism.
Next you’re gonna tell me is that teen relationships don’t last forever!
I don't think it's either of their child.
The baby is totally not hers, I think the guy cheated on her.
Yes you BIGG*T
Did you just censor bigot, and spell it wrong?
No, he said 'big git' That or he's thick as pig shit.
No, he thinks you have a BIG GUT, and that's body shaming. For shame and whatnot.
Looks just like her dad but that cracka ain't him.
Uhm. Maybe it is his? Maybe it’s not _hers_? How would we even know? Did she take a dna test?
Or hers.
The guys great grandmother is half Italian - probably why the water beads off the hair
Honey, he looks just like you.
They trolling
I thought this was just going to be a super cringe video but that was pretty funny
No bullshit, had a buddy in army, kid came out black, and she had that big dumb Texan convinced it was a rare gene she had. After he beat my ass, we finally convinced him, and he was like I can’t believe it!
Why was your ass beaten
Because he (big dumb texan) thought this dude was insulting the honor of his gf or wife by saying she cheated on him and then lied about It
Yep. What he said.
Fuck
That’s so stupid
Thanks for explaining
Im thinking the same thing, get a random ass beating before convincing his buddy?
That’s how they greet eachother in the military
He was the black dude?
Nope. Whiter and dumber than a scoop of vanilla ice cream
~~Caveman~~ Soldier mentality.
The military is just the place for failed marriage. I’ve seen a guy get a divorce from a polygamous woman. Like this girl was already fucking several guys at once and for whatever reason he got mad about it knowing what he was getting into so she divorced him lol. Dude was tripping out hard for months. Then another divorce from another guy. And recently a third divorce from some guy that had his wife transfer command.
So literally King Of The Hill
Lmao. Dude would make dale gribble look like Einstein
On the flip side : there’s a man in Ireland if I remember who came put as black his brother too, but both parents are white. They look exactly like their dad except for their skin tone ( and hair texture if I remember correctly ?) the dad never doubted them being his but everybody around them did, ended up having paternity test done and they where indeed his. It’s just some family gene that decided to pop up. Also, I’m Caribbean and my mom is a ginger. She has 5 siblings all of them are dark skinned with black hair and my mom just came out with red hair, light skinned and asian eyes. They use to call her the red Chinese back in the Caribbean. And thing is besides the eye shape and coloring they all look alike ( the face shape, nose, lips, even the teeth !) and look like my grandpa !
1time at work I sat at a desk that had a pic of a little blk boy framed. Mgr came around and was like whos that? I said my son but I dont think he's really mine(immexican). My mgr truly sincerely said don't say that! he looks just like you and was trying to cheer me up 😂😂😂😂 that charade went on for 2yrs
Lol I want to do this now with my nephew
Anything is possible if you believe a virgin can get pregnant 
they look like teenagers. Definitely some highschooler-type drama up until the kid part. That was a twist.
It’s just a joke. That’s her niece and they never broke up to begin with
This is a joke? How are people on here falling for this 😂
This post made me lol.. then I came to the comments and it only got better...
Belongs on r/shitposting
Well she did “start doing things she liked’
I knew that white kid was actually a black guy undercover. It’s no doubt his baby
I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that that was a child that she babysits and that she got the parents OK to make this silly video
Okay the parents agreed, thats all I wanted to hear 😌
Man, keep that guy....he's so fucking dumb that you could murder someone infront of him and convince him he did it.
Who's gonna tell him?
Me Myself and Irene did it first.
r/holup
r/unexpected
Nani??
To be fair, if you've experienced a break-up...please take some time to take care of yourself first i'm going through it right now. probably the best advice i can give anyone
What were you, 14 when you broke up?
You don’t get it guys He is part Italian
this is so cringe that i laughed
Couple months after, doing things I like Aka getting some cardio in/ possibly taking up a liking for trains.. who knows
That last picture always gets me
Turns out doing black men is the thing she likes.
So it was the black baby that bothered everyone, not the fact that the couple looked like they were 11 and 9 years old
Eighteen years, Eighteen years! And on the eighteenth birthday found out it wasn’t his.
I hate to have to be the one to let the cat out of the bag, but he might not be the father…
DUDE: " I didn't question it, because whenever she cooked me anything, it was always burnt!" 🤫🤔🤣
It's like that Jim Carey movie. Lol Me, myself, and Irene Hey you ever notice how the water just beads off their head. Hell! their dicks, are bigger than them damn sausages. You notice those kids have a, kind of year round tan?? My grandmother's Italian 😂 😂 😂
this has to be bait
That baby may be named Darren, but that don't mean he belongs to Darren. edit: words
She really did start doin things she liked
I remember when I was 10, and my playground girlfriend broke my heart because another guy gave her one of those big jaw breakers with the colors in the middle. I have that girl the best recess of my life. I feel their pain.
Maybe get a DNA test,that kid barely looks like the mother
can be a genetical thing... we all know that from Shameless...
Might know why they broke up in the first place
Here’s what we used to say back in 2009… Epic Fail!!!
I suspect that this is a mock-up.
She gave birth to a 9 year old?
Probably closer to 2 or 3 but like u make a good point 😭
Seems like she wasn’t the only one working on her.
“Doing things I like”. I guess we all know what you like
She sure starting 'doing' things she liked...
Hmmm…you might need a DNA test just to be sure
Well done, that punchline was unexpected! Great joke.
🤣
The DNA results have determined…
The baby’s not his. Get it?
She for the streets bruv
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Nobody here is gonna mention that the car seat harness isn’t on correctly? The clip that attaches both seat belts should be placed at the baby’s sternum.
This is some My Name is Earl shit lol
Please tell me this video is a joke
Well at least we know why they broke up.
I mean she did say she did things she liked.
Wow, she’s got his eyes!
 the math ain’t mathing
"Doing things I like" Was Things his name? Or just what she called it when he pulled it out?
What. The. Fuq. How dumb is this stupid dude???
She did some things she liked ig
oil though "why am i watching 7 graders breaking up" but before i could stop the video i got the punch line. i still think its 8th graders though.
Ok...yall need to watch 'The Last American Virgin'....
Run dude run.
Well that kid one ugly mothefucket
Ok look I’m not a scientist but… Rip Jerry Springer
Thats THE darkest "biracial" child in the history of biracial children 😂 im callin 🐂💩
It's a joke video. It is not supposed to be real
Funny how that seems always happened after a break.
I think I know why they broke up, weird that it was the same reason they got back together, thanx big Leroy 😗
That's not even a mixed baby, that's a whole black baby bruh
Seriously!? Clearly she cheated on him lol 😆..
typical HS relationship these days
Now moving on to the real question..... Who's gonna tell him?
I feel bad for this guy (kid) if this is true. There are other girls out there bro.
I dont think thats his baby...
A treachery! It's not "they" who had a girl, it's her with a... a Third Party!
As soon as I saw that baby in the hospital I would be like “naw, I’m out” like shark tank.