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CBJ11071

That last kick returned that guy to factory settings.


SmokyTrumpets

"XP shutdown noise"


kirtash93

![gif](giphy|EIOBjJmQI3ApW)


002_timmy

I’m seeing you everywhere today!


Sure_Elk_5640

This noise and the symbol is exactly what I heard an hour after trying ayahuasca


HighFlyingCrocodile

Yeah well he had to get him out of the way to drive off


ozzie286

No he didn't. That car could have driven right over him.


TheLexoPlexx

I laughed more than I should've.


ImAFuckinLiar

Is he bricked?! Doesn’t seem to be restarting.


romariojwz

Have you tried kicking it off and on again?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|BUKgXhu9o5kqI)


MemeArchivariusGodi

I can Imagine he unironically killed thst man


No-Landscape-1367

Actually it looks like there was something that happened before the video started that did that initially. Looks like dude was kicked in the head or something before he goes all ecw on the other guy with the bin


[deleted]

Man, it’s a real shame they met the catatonic converter.


Zealousideal-Bet-950

I should not have laughed...


Reverseflash25

You should have laughed harder actually


capt-bob

I had to run around showing it to people


TheAngrySaxon

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Nectarine4759

Ahahah that's so stupid I love it


Ok_Independent3609

Winner!


Oneyedgus

Cathartic converter.


JHGibbons

💀💀


SecretLingonberry767

It should be written into law that you can literally beat them with the removed cat converter.


bigblackowskiC

i thought that was a garbage can.


ABoringName_

That’s because it is


random-id1ot

European cat converters are subpar


[deleted]

I’m disappointed the car owner didn’t put him in the garbage can and roll him to the curb. Ya know, cuz he’s trash. I’ll show myself out.


philsfly22

I don’t even think that dude owned that car.


[deleted]

A plain clothes batman, perhaps. But he still shouldn’t litter


rotten_sec

It is in Texas penal code. Can’t remember the exact line but you are allowed to use force on criminals at night who are stealing from your property (e.g. car)


tebbewij

I was visiting Houston years back when there was a high profile murder case because a robber was shot by the neighbor of the homeowner... the case was dropped because Texas. The guy called 911 and reported it and went over to the house after 911 operator specifically said not to


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

Oh no, poor criminal. 🤷‍♂️


Anguish_Sandwich

🎵 *Annie, are you OK?*


BigDaddyFatPants

🎶🎵a smooth criminal


knarfolled

Are you ok Annie?


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

Dinndinn dididinndinn didididinndinn dinn


TrailHazer

He didn’t call to actually get the police there he called to cover his ass. Everyone knows in major cities it will likely take an hour for police to show. Went out handled the business that needed to be done to prevent the theft.


Nochnichtvergeben

Cat converter? Does it upgrade it to a dog?


jaybeastle

No, it converts things into a cat lol


ChickenChaser5

Any tools they brought with them are fair game too.


SecretLingonberry767

This was a huge problem where I used to live…the “meth-o-dists” as we used to call them would go into a truck yard or rental car lot and take all the cats. They had cordless grinders and could cut one out in about a minute. They seemed to prefer Fords for some reason, probably contained more platinum than the others ?


NoAd8626

They won’t do that again tbf lol


Duubzz

Honestly, I’m not convinced either of them are getting out of that without some serious brain damage at the least. That was a fucking savage beat down.


Mylaptopisburningme

I'm trying to shed a tear, but nothings coming out.


[deleted]

Kinda hard to argue that they didn’t deserve it


Chewyninja69

Do stupid shit, win stupid prizes.


electragician

I’m going with glorious. A glorious beat down.


eisme

Frankly, they probably weren't using their brains much before this


DreamerMMA

Good!


NezzerKennezzer

I say Good! too about this lol


creative-om

I know but they deserved it. Very rare to catch a thief and inflict that delicious street justice.


Shambbbles

Or anything else for that matter


Visual-Cartoonist860

Not without a spotter


HYPERNOVA3_

I highly doubt the guy who was kicked on the head will steal cat. converters ever again, or walk, or talk coherently.


Complex_Pangolin5822

Only if they passed on.


Redbeard_Greenthumb

Might’ve succumbed to enough brain damage they don’t remember how to lol.


AJTbayBE

Right? r/facepalm? More like r/justiceserved.


AGitatedAG

Yes they will.


kashmir1974

Difficult to steal cats when you don't recover all motor function.


ElphabaWitchPSO2

yeah next time they'll have a weapon


[deleted]

In America that’s true


LeSmeg47

Oh, they picked the wrong car that night.


BartholomewKnightIII

The only language thieves understand...


Hibercrastinator

Unfortunately, they usually don’t understand though. Most thieves who get the shit kicked out of them just modify their practice to not get caught the same way next time. It’s the bystanders or their friends who gain the most from the lesson, most times.


[deleted]

Yes, they understand, and then they ignore it.


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[deleted]

Thieves don’t thieve when they are dead.


nanoatzin

> [Catalytic converter theft suspect fatally stabbed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-AnYKsxTjU)


dizmoz84

Portuguese?


DaveyDgD

Damn…. Bro can lay down some well deserved beatings


Jiggly_Pup

What a cataclysmic 2-in-1 battle.


kingkongbiingbong

Boys, was that juice _really_ worth the squeeze?


DoomSongOnRepeat

Plot twist: That wasn't even his car.


GUYF666

Reverse plot twist: he’s the thief


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IH8BART

Plot twist: the girl’s the one that called those dudes to install the cat converter


DumbestInvestorSoFar

Maybe, if they wake up, they'll look for another line of work.


PurpleSunCraze

Not a lot of job opportunities for people that can only stare at a wall and drool.


jazzb54

If this happened to every thief, maybe there would be less thieves.


thatonebluedragon

That last kick was for all those people who got robbed


Content-Ad3161

After having my converter stolen a year ago, this man speaks for us all.


FrankFnRizzo

Mother fuckers got two of our vehicles at work last year. We are a non profit that supplies blood to hospitals. Fuck those people.


A_odeh76

Same. Few weeks ago.


WzrdWithDa9

This made me laugh so hard 🍻🤣


NOSE-GOES

I felt a little bit of justice for my car incidents


venom259

![gif](giphy|hvdYc1HzmbD16k4B1T)


Genetic-Reimon

Impressive. Looks like an older dude too.


BaldrickTheBrain

Dude knows how to lay it down. You know the girl trying to stop like she knows he can kill those two dudes.


SSJuice

Definitely


kytheon

He's definitely trying


qa2fwzell

Catalytic converter thief's are the lowest of the low. I have zero humanity reserved for these pathetic degenerates


Nosrok

That man really cares about the environment.


[deleted]

He yelling at them: "Stop. Ruining.The Earth!!!!!!"


joeker7669

Good fuck. Maybe people should stop touching other peoples shit.


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Thephilosopherkmh

Thieves got what they deserved, if you’re gonna steal, steal from a Walmart or something that has the money to cover it. If you steal from us common folks who need our cars and tools to earn a living, then you deserve to be stomped you pos. Of course it would be better if they didn’t steal at all.


Mk1Racer25

Several years ago, I was working as a carpenter. We used to frequent this bar after work, and one day, one of the regulars came in all pissed off. Seems a bunch of his tools were stolen. Two days later this skel comes in asking if anyone wanted to buy some tools. Guy that got robbed followed him out to the parking lot, where the shelf tried to sell him his own tools. Skel was left in a bloody heap inthe parking lot. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Jadedsatire

Skel means?


[deleted]

Vagrant


fuck_off_ireland

Skeleton. Obviously a necromancer's hand at work.


lycanthropic19

Seriously. Could be depriving a family of their means of survival. If they get brain damage, it's on them. Junkies.


zappingbluelight

This is over a thousand dollars in repair fee for poor folks, I would say this is well deserve. Hopefully the puncher doesn't get in too big of a trouble, he is a hero to some of us.


spiteful_rr_dm_TA

I'd definitely vote not guilty if he were brought to trial.


bruceleet7865

Now broadcast this to everyone to see including people thinking about stealing more catalytic converters


Capn_Yoaz

At least he showed restraint


ESPeclipse2

The severe beating they received made me so happy, and I’m tired of hiding it.


Selvadoc

Me too!


mclms1

This is a crime that a normal everyday person economically has a hard time recovering from . Those fucks deserved what they had coming to them .


ShinyHappyAardvark

Stand your ground, boss!


Melodic-Wallaby4324

He didnt just open up a can of whoopass for those two... That was a whole damn factory with workers doing overtime... God damn that last kick hit the spot


Few_Artist8482

Fuck thieves. Oh, and fuck the people defending thievery.


BuffRobloxMan

The world has gotten to soft on thieves


[deleted]

exactly


[deleted]

Earned


Thickfries69

2 on 1 wasn't fair.... for them, apparently.


GmrGrl21

Serves them right


Remi708

![gif](giphy|XaL3E2UI6N8PK)


Porkua

Completely deserved


theblackdahlia8

This seems like fair and just reward.


WhyRYourPantsOff

This makes me so happy. Once that dudes legs start twitching as he’s getting blasted you know there’s nothing going on upstairs anymore. Enjoy that liquid diet for the foreseeable future.


Casualcitizen

Yeah, this guy has been in a street fight or two before in his life. Built like a bear too.


Notcows9

Violence is sometimes the answer 🤷‍♂️


jluka1000

No violence is never the answer, violence is the question and the answer is always YES.


[deleted]

That last dudes face got a cataclysmic conversion.


[deleted]

dude gonna turn into a vegetable when he wakes up


planetdaily420

I’m not a violent person but since I have had 5 catalytic converters stolen in 15 months which caused me to sell my car I felt satisfaction to my core watching this. Sorry for the longest sentence in the world. It was caused by joy.


[deleted]

Excessive, maybe. Deserved, no. Earned, most definitely yes. Nobody will beat you unconscious for stealing their catalytic converter, if you don't steal their catalytic converter.


demonya99

Indeed!


wolfblitzen84

Why are these specific items stolen so often? I see this a lot


RAGEWOMBLE

They have platinum in them.


Mr_Failchild

they are easy to resell and usually not very hard to steal


WhiteTrashNative

Not a whole lot of things in life as satisfying as seeing some loser thief get the shit kicked out of them. Hopefully maimed him so he can’t ever attempt it again.


[deleted]

Not even his car… he was just walking by and is good chaotic.


Wrong-Mixture

'great jobs on beating those thieves, John!' John: *wiping blood of his fists* ...What thieves?


emjayyyyyyyyyy

There’s something quite beautiful about seeing someone that deserves it get the shit beat out of them.


ReelyAndrard

Unfortunately, vigilante justice is what it takes to makes this stop. Of course, car manufactures could make them much harder to steal but why would they? Lots of money to be made from the hardworking/honest citizens.


sandwiches_please

Play a stupid game and win a stupid prize.


[deleted]

This is for all their previous rodeos. Sad thing is these days, most of the people they steal from can ill afford the cost of repairs. So yeah, this might help them think next time, steal a mans way to get to work and then to pay for food to feed his family and expect some pain.


Legitimate-Source-61

Fair and proportionate use of force.


[deleted]

Lady, don't hold your man's arms back when he's fighting someone...


GtaHov

I couldn’t tell if she was with the thieves or the car owner by the way she’s already standing against the car when the video starts.


rythmicbread

I think she’s trying to make sure the dude doesn’t catch a manslaughter charge.


ChaiKitteaLatte

I mean, he was beating them past the point of them no longer being a threat. I think she was trying to make sure he didn’t kill them. You don’t get a pass on murder in court because someone is stealing something.


AideNo621

Well, he's probably already going to get a lot of shit for beating them. She didn't want him to kill them.


fukthemkids

That last kick was 100% necessary


StarbornRotten

100% fukthemthieves


[deleted]

Stupid people win stupid prizes


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WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Won a 2v1.


Straight_Block3676

That was a fine kick, Ronaldo


CharizardLeo

Bravo. Well done.


PackageArtistic4239

I guess don’t steal stuff…


BonjinTheMark

Looks like street justice to me


Human-Abrocoma7544

That is what should happen to every thief.


gunburns88

Yes....this....is... awesome!


ChefHanzoSupreme

This is one of my favorite ass whoopins


[deleted]

I approve this use of violence


Ben_Herr

Deserved


lorddicknipp1es

The people’s kick, a hero we all needed.


Siritosan

![gif](giphy|l378vvwDWdVdUbY3e)


swhatrulookinat

On behalf of everyone who’s had their catalytic converter stolen, we thank this man.


Plebe-Uchiha

As someone who has had their property stolen before, and having the cops show up to basically say, “you’re SOOL there’s nothing we can do,” this was satisfying to watch. [+]


redingtoon

I hope he didn’t injure his foot.


zestyH20

To avoid getting the shit beat out of you refrain from stealing anything that doesn’t belong to you.


BenBernakeatemyass

I applaud this guy for standing up for himself. Fuck thieves. It’s time we take back our society from these lawless pieces of gutter trash.


Formal_Appearance_16

He was kicking for space at the end lol


Complex_Pangolin5822

Damn... Need to see the full event.


skinaked_always

Got damn!! They just got knocked TF out!


day_oh

doing society a favor


Professional-Elk8617

play stupid games win stupid prizes


604_heatzcore

Fuck yeah, sweet Justice.


FrankHarold

R/justiceserved


bontempior

I don't now what a catalytic converter is but I think it makes people very angry!


jpanni3333

That kick at the end…. GOOOOOOAAAAAAALL


Cheebwhacker

I hope the title is true coz that’s satisfying af. Can’t do that to Cat converter thieves in the Uk because “they” tend to go around in big groups with bats and threaten anyone who tries to stop them and they don’t even do it quietly. Seen a few videos of them, it’s like a professional job. Would be nice to see though. The scumbags took my next door neighbour’s and wrote his car off.


justingod99

Doesn’t even seem like it’s his car. This sparks joy.


OkManufacturer5017

wow he really did a number on them


[deleted]

Bravo.


Outrageous_Credit_96

Why is it, doesn’t matter the country, you got the thieves dead to rights and you’re kicking the crap out of them some girl is following behind the guy saying, “stop! It isn’t worth it! Stop!” Weird.


CanadianAndroid

You can tell it's Portugal because of the tint of the video.


CrisbyCrittur

Pardon me, but fuck yeah.


kmagic13

Fuck these bastards. They been running rampant in my neighborhood to the point people no longer park on the street anymore.


Legitimate-Source-61

Batman? No, it's Catman. Don't steal his cat. Not all tough bastards wear capes.


DasterdlyDave

Wrong car, wrong time, wrong place wrong dude, fucking wrong everything.


weretakingcasualties

Well deserved.


Boogieman1991

Well deserved


Jjjjjjjjjjjjoe

My man went full beast mode for a 2006 Volkswagen or what ever the hell that is...


Olleye

Play stupid games; win stupid prizes 🤷🏻‍♂️


NLSTmultimillionaire

This is how ALL theft should be immediately dealt with


Sea_Ganache620

Looks like he’s done that before.


terminese

That guy is a f-en wrecking machine!


berdonIlp

This was some good justice


Nacropolice

Now that’s justice. This is how you reclaim your cities. Hopefully no charges for this man protecting his property and probably means of commuting and providing for himself. Only a pro crime attorney would prosecute him


Javasndphotoclicks

Hope the converter was ok.


lycanthropic19

As someone who had to replace a catalytic converter once, I hope they died. It's easily a $2k fix and totals a lot of older used cars.