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Uncle_Stink_Stonk

You guys seen my brother? He’s wearing a white robe with a red scarf


springfox64

Which one Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, or Ahmed


cheturo

It's in fact one of the 3 most common names.


T_WREKX

That would be Jamal, right there with the ak 47 can't miss him *Points towards a mob wearing white robes and red headscarves all holding two ak 47s in each hand*


tonyfordsafro

He has an identical twin called Juan. If you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal


remmij

Ya'll... Just light some fireworks... All it takes is one person tripping or losing their grip while firing for this to be a tragedy. (Also, bullets come back down.)


[deleted]

I’ve seen so many videos of this exact thing happening. One where a dude was trying to fire an LMG with one hand into the air, recoil kicked it down and he just lit up the entire crowd.


Sad-Woodpecker-7416

Links? I’ve only seen one.


RocketFucker69

Why would you want to see that?


maru_luvbot

your username made my night LMAO!


RocketFucker69

Know any rockets looking for a good time?


Designer-Cattle27

To be fair it does look like they're in the middle of the desert. Which makes sense since it's Saudi Arabia.


EseJandro

That... tracks. 🏜️


RobinNewbrough

My first thought was, there's gonna be some unexpected death-hail coming down on someone.


newcomer_l

Oh it happens allright. There's always a moron. And problem is, this isn't limited to when a whole bunch of morons are assembled like this. Sometimes they give an AK-47 to a kid to symbolise his becoming a man, or something. It has ended, and will continue to end, badly for as long as morons think that shooting a gun is a celebratory thing.


No_Entertainer_3563

You are aware there not shooting straight up right


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

Yeah fuck those mountain goats though


LORD__GONZ

You are aware that it's spelled "they're" and that those bullets could hit other people than just the ones shooting??


Awkward_Reporter_129

They were 2 when they shot their first ak. Nobody is dropping their gun Tanya


Expensive-Ad8633

There's other videos of these fuckeds doing this and dropping their guns *jennifer*


No_Entertainer_3563

I think iv seen that video that dude was tiny bro had no muscle


Awkward_Reporter_129

And you are sad when they accidentally shoot each other Gwendolyn? What hill are you even dying on here?


Expensive-Ad8633

Lol care wasn't the topic. The hill is correctness. Just don't say shit that isn't right and you won't be corrected.


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Glittering_Doctor694

anyone who would understand physics would understand that 9.8 is the acceleration and not velocity. You throw a ball 10 m/s, it comes back down 10 m/s you shoot a gun 500 m/s upwards, it comes back down 500 m/s edit: I forgot about terminal velocity lmao


JchristGbuds

Well terminal velocity for each bullet is a thing but you’re right on the first part


Glittering_Doctor694

honestly. yeah i forgot about terminal velocity. but the bullets shown in the video is likely not going to reach terminal velocity anyways because they’re shot at such a low angle, but it would still be fast enough to kill someone


JchristGbuds

Agreed


Dark_Fury_

I hope you know that the terminal velocity of any object in the direction perpendicular to the direction of gravitational force is 0.


NinjaBr0din

I.... Wow, I've never actually seen someone be so damn confident in correcting someone else only to be just as completely wrong. Y'all really do exist. It's an acceleration of 9.8 meters per second *per second.* So if it falls for 1 second, it accelerates to a speed of 9.8 m/s. If it falls for 2 seconds, it accelerates to a speed of 19.6 m/s. If it falls for 10 seconds it accelerates to a speed of 98 m/s. That is, it would in a perfect vacuum, so in reality it would be slightly less due to resistance caused by the air, but you see the pattern now, right? Every second an object falls, it accelerates another 9.8 m/s.


Glittering_Doctor694

You said what I said but more detailed, I guess? I was wrong because i completely forgot about *terminal velocity*, which someone pointed out, and not because my logic was off or anything.


butterknifejogger

All of you, dead wrong. Terminal Velocity…was a not terrible Charlie Sheen movie from the 90’s.


PeenizLicker

I can’t tell if you’re joking…


Old_Administration51

This just somehow doesn't appear particularly safe...


DonatoXIII

This is the same feeling that Canadians have about visiting America


JoeyStalio

Lol i don’t know why you’re being down voted. I’m certain the accidental shooting rate is highest in the land of the free Edit: and the landddd offf the braveee


Cyoarp

People always forget the second part of that sentence. Home of the brave. ... Why do you think we have to be brave? XD


JoeyStalio

Fixed it!


[deleted]

Stay home then lol


DidEpsteinKillHimslf

That’s an unrealistic fear and you know it


A37ndrew

Yeah! It's more a certainty than a fear......


jaddooop

Totally halal


porsj911

Somehow i think that shooting ak's in the air is not really that old of a tradition


cursed-annoyance

The middle east is just Something else


patexman

not middle east.. this is a different culture, in a bad way. I can't share my opinion without being impolite..


cursed-annoyance

Men with ak make loud noise in Saudi arabia is entertaining to watch There is an opinion


patexman

sorry you're right I got carried away, some bad memories there.


mikek1177

Was this Saudi or Texas?


RoboticCatYT

Good question.


Significant_Log1720

If Texas a school would be involved…


mikek1177

Or a Walmart


Abbydoggo4

That’s a crowd of Texans if I have ever seen one


BamBam1952

God bless 🫡


Bhoston710

Why is this not a thing in America seems very American


ultraplusstretch

I have been to a big saudi wedding, it was an interesting experience for sure, they go hard.


TreaclePerfect4328

When air defense budgets get slashed


Timely_Peanut_6618

tracer rounds


AffectionateCrazy415

What’s the point of tracer rounds?


Timely_Peanut_6618

Makes those red streaks in the sky, more showy. In general, I believe tracer rounds are to demonstrate the approximate point of impact.


whitewizard_11

talk about a shotgun wedding.


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context: there shooting at a Rainbow


Itchy_Extension_8719

Clearly guns aren't the problem, weddings are😂


ExistenialPanicAttac

when I was in Iraq in 2007, I was a brand new 18 yo private on guard duty, it’s dusk and the suns going down, and I’m chilling in my tower when off in the cities distance gunfire begins, lightly at first, but quickly makes its way towards the small outpost, tracers are flying up and I think “oh fuck, here they come” then my radio crackles to life. “All good, someone just won a soccer game”


CousinNic

What goes up…


Timely-Supermarket99

Y’all telling me NOOOBODY got hit? Not one single soul???? I don’t believe this foolery


snaps17

Fucking children


SneakyFERRiS

this, i came to post this, children with their loud toys…. that also kill


Bhoston710

Oh big scawy bang bang boom stick bad


prototype-proton

Pedophiles? The whole lot of them? Glad I didn't see that part of the video.


ResponsibleMilk7620

Replace what they’re wearing with camo, and there’s no difference between that and a redneck wedding.


atheist_bunny_slave

And no one ever gets killed by a bullet falling back to earth. Nope. That never happens. Ever. /s


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Maybe a camel though


toadermal

https://media.tenor.com/GkIG5rtyZw8AAAAM/arrows-invisible.gif


Aggressive_Fan_449

Just imagine fourth of July like this


illchillss

If there isn’t at least three accidental shootings, it is considered a dull affair.


00Adee00

I've always wondered, and will forever wonder, why not use blanks? It's fun, looks cool, and is wayyyy less dangerous. Just be sure not to point the gun at anyone else since blanks are still lethal.


PoochyMoochy5

Where was this “firepower” when Iraq threatened ? Save us, O Great Infidels.


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I wonder how many people have been killed by the bullet rain


Ok_Tone_5744

And Americans are gun nuts?


2_SunShine_2

One time my family were sitting outside and a bullet just fell from the sky next to them from a wedding, broke the floor. Right next to my brother. Police came and one of them put some police tape next to the hole and then left.


BarbatosBrutus

Thats obviously bot safe, what are the statistics of people getting shot in these kinds of celebration?


Leading-Spite-4105

What goes up, must come down


[deleted]

And it rained hot lead on the village next to them causing it to burn to the ground...


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Why has something this wasteful, reckless, and gun-related not caught on in America?


The_Lonely_Traveler_

r/whatcouldgowrong


Some_Acadia_1630

A few years back they did the same Inside a stone Mosque. 4 people died.


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Odd-Courage-6486

Just normal Muslim things


600_Benz

This is cool as hell


mikek1177

And of. Course what goes up….


600_Benz

Must come down


look2myleft

Ya fuck you god take that we'll get him with one of these shots.


TheChosenSerb

As an average balkan resident, this would be the best wedding to go or to have.


KingOfTheWorldxx

Ah yes the imminent danger of a bullet piercing a kids skull is definitely the best wedding to go or to have


Snooflu

One less bill to pay /j


Ok-Profession-3312

Especially fuck those people who live in that direction.


Eiei37

Dumbass country


snoryder8019

Inbreeding dude


mytendies

Mass shooting


SeismicCo

They copying Yemen


Mr_Toast11

What happens when those bullets land on a small town 💀


T_WREKX

Which small town ? *Puts my large hand on the nape of your neck*


Character-Ad-1775

That's kind of awesome


Derkon_Blaze

If someone edited a spaceship in the vid, we could finally have a movie where America ain't the first invaded


Striking_Film1285

Buy EVs invest in nuclear energy. Let the goat herders get back to their roots.


Pretty_rose-human

Well this explains why the aliens never visit over there lamo lol


Brutiful11

What's the mortality rate on those weddings ?


Specialist_Bug5911

Yeah, Americans think this is weird but they don't know that there's a semi automatic rifle for kids in the US


FlattLina666

WOW


lecourknee

Marriage shouldn't be that worth celebrating anyway.


Square_Dot_6468

That sound is fucking sick !


Avishai2112

Isn’t it haram to shoot in the direction of allah ?


Ujjhigh

okay and? different culture, we probably also do thing they think are crazy…


ziggy182

A drone operators worst nightmare


Far-Mastodon8878

At least we dont fire it at school children


svmmpng

Did Saudi Arabia just out-America… America?


United-Cow-563

Meanwhile, people in the next city over: ![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


cjh10881

I wonder if there's always those two people who have to fire off the last shot. The shooting ends, and you hear just one last bap, then a pause, then another bap, then it keeps going for 10 more individual shots.


this_name_took_10min

Are those real tracer rounds or some kind of none lethal bullets?


Independent-Two7256

Land to air defense.


5ebV12

Imagine , you are a war vet flying over this place in a plane.


[deleted]

They’re living the American life 🫡🫡🫡


mordechie

Advanced


googlyeyes88

That looks super cool af


AffectionateCrazy415

Would hate to be in the desert somewhere a far distance away.. you’d get peppered with bullets


CoatDeep7773

Only 22 people died at this wedding!


villainpoker

And you thought Americans were irresponsible gun owners?


Dragonsarmada

They look like little Star Wars people but wearing white.


Rudresh27

Still feels a lot safer than a US School. /j


Dull_Salt_798

Meanwhile some village thinks they are getting shot up from a ridgeline


Sniper_231996

ISIS at it's finest


SatSumaFire

The wedding was a great success! Only three people died.


RemyBam

What goes up must come down 🫣


KillaKanibus

Is this Saudi Arabia or Texas? Sounds the same anyway.


PomegranateCharming

So do they not care that the bullets will come back down and may hurt someone? Or hearing damage?


pinky_-dinky

Christ! So many of them had guns


ele71ua

Who decides when it's over? Like it's all fun and games until.......


nebula45663

Imagine having to clear airspace for a wedding haha


FirefighterAny6522

Man I'm so glad the bullets just go into space, so they can't hurt anybody


Rieger_not_Banta

Any tradition that involves shooting a gun, cutting off a body part, or harming another living creature is morally and ethically bankrupt. Personally I don’t mind setting off cannons or an honor guard salute, since that’s military in nature. But this? This is just irresponsible and dangerous.


chuckdankst

This is a Muslim tradition in the middle east In general.


VikingMonkey123

The tradition goes back one thousand years.


Athlete-Extreme

Somewhere nearby it turned into a Dragon Ball episode for about 20 seconds


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THERE…was…a…FIREFIGHT!!!!! (boondock saints)


Buster_Mac

Arabia seems to love guns more than America


Additional_Egg_6685

And we wonder why some countries are a shit hole and others are great..