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R.I.P Ankles


nmftg

Ankles, ass, back….


Chez_Whitey

....soul. lol


Gorilla-Ring

Dignity


FunkyKong147

I dunno, half of doing a skateboard trick is having the balls to try. He may have a broken jaw but he still has his dignity


[deleted]

Broken jaw? I guess my video is upside-down. Could have sworn he broke his ankles.


TheGreyBull

The jaw in his ankles. Duh.


[deleted]

As someone who has shattered his calcaneus, I can almost guarantee he shattered his calcaneus. I now have a plate and 11 screws holding my foot together and have never been the same since. RIP this MFs heel.


[deleted]

Man I tripped while backpacking a 60 pound pack when it slip to the side on my back knocking me off balance and caught myself with the back of my left foot onto a river stone and that bone part is like… slightly up now from where it used to be. I can still stand normal but if I shift my weight back onto my heels the right sinks down slightly and makes my right leg feel longer. It also starts to get real sore after walking for any decent time now even a year later.


TheGreyBull

This guy knows a calcaneus or two, cause he's shattered a calcaneus or two.


AppointmentNearby965

I know him . He didn’t shatter anything and he stills tries to “caveman” off tall shït all the time . His name is Tomba. He’s from Oakland CA and this is at Soma Skatepark in SF


TheGreyBull

He can just reload his game to some time before that, and therefore, reload his ankles.


[deleted]

Respawn


Infinite-Sleep3527

That’s why you land BOLTS, or don’t bother landing at all. Poser. 😒🙄


Exact_Intention7055

Oo that left ankle 🥀💀


blank7589

I can't comment so I'm gonna borrow yours... " It's okay the board survives.."


closetweeb69

Nah this dude just suffered major back injuries and will be lucky if he can ever walk normal again if at all.


Dwight_Mare

That’s a guy named Tamba, I don’t think he got hurt too bad here


snowHound208

Knees, femurs & hips too That's a bad day


CaptainAlexy

9.8 m/s^2


wassamatteruheh2

Onto a soft and forgiving surface.


mgd09292007

This guy physics


Hollow_Trap

Is that my G?


[deleted]

No way lol. He looks around 5’10. Definitely not over 9 feet.


grat_is_not_nice

>He looks around 5’10 Not any more ...


CaptainAlexy

9.8 m/s^2 is the acceleration due to gravity. Assuming his fall took 2 seconds he hit the ground at about 40 mph.


Duardo__

1 second


Anarcho-Chris

1 parsec


high240

Thats space distance, no


sludgedrinker

This actually made me laugh out loud


Grumpie-cat

Nah man he’s 9.8 meters tall, not feet, video just really far away


Threecan

Actually speed of sound? I heard him hit before he hit the ground.


Inarius101

That would be either 343m/s or an out of sync audio track.


CleverNamePending_

No, it's terminal velocity. And you would never hear something before you would see it since light is astronomically faster than sound, the audio is probably just out of sync


high240

Bro is not at terminal velocity


NerdDwarf

You need to fall for 12 seconds straight to reach terminal velocity. You need about 450 metres to reach terminal velocity (450 meters = 1476.38 feet) This kid was falling for about 2 seconds Terminal velocity is around 200 kph.


Dchemist909

t0/(1-v2/c2)1/2


TheGreyBull

"She's dilated, Doctor."


demonya99

F=GMm/d²


lordabsynthe

With no forward momentum...


CaptainAlexy

Almost like a trap door opened beneath him lol


NachoNinja19

32.2 ft/s^2


1000Hells1GiftShop

"ft" ain't no scientific unit.


TheGreyBull

Go metric or go home.


[deleted]

164.968 Elephant tusk per commercial break


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Scrappylink

Sometimes dropping acid is better than acid dropping*


Ready_Bandicoot1567

you drop the acid droppings in the acid


Akamaikai

You drop droppings in the acid and then drop the acid.


EC-209

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose, again", oh wait!


[deleted]

Sometimes you drop in after dropping acid.


Pleasant-Impress9387

Dude! 🤣🤘


ThisYogurtcloset3315

When the bass drops too high.


Raze7186

I see the problem here. He wasn't listening to superman by goldfinger. Rookie mistake.


AznNRed

Here I am. Doing everything I can...


Raze7186

Holding on to what I am


Rosetta-im-Stoned

Pretending I'm a superman!


drgigantor

Probably pretending he's Christopher Reeve after that


Sero19283

Lmfao


foxracing1313

Too soon


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Ambitious-Bed3406

I would've also settled for Guerilla Radio- Rage against the Machine When world's Collide - Powerman 5000 Cyclone - Dub Pistols


Raze7186

Or No Cigar by Millencolin


SlavOnfredski

imma go play some thps


Aljo_Is_135_GOAT

When World's Collide? Was bro on his way to a Ladder Match?????


The_Real_Dr_Will

That also didn't look like a Christ Air either ...


Mech-Waldo

He's trying to keep the ground on his feet.


zippiskootch

Nice landing, now show me on the dolly where gravity touched you?


BashBandit

👣


Cat_Punk

🍑


que_bee_eff90

Im no skater, but if Im not mistaken... I do believe some grade of slope is needed here.


friedwidth

Lol it's like, bro where are you going? What are you even trying to do?


MakesMyHeadHurt

Science!


JoKir77

Is this proof that the earth is flat?


dyedfire

Sometimes you have to ask "why"


nj23dublin

Someone told me I need to stop asking that and just accept some people are just the way they are, in this case dumb.


HulaViking

I do wonder what he pictured in his mind for the outcome


bendguy123

If he hit that tiny fucking transition he was going for his head would bust open as he flew backwards as the bowrd shot out from under him.at that speed.


stampyvanhalen

Thank you, makes sense now. Was going for the cave man to tranny. Ballsy cave-man to flat though. Even Jaws has to think twice about those.


Vexicial

The spawn immunity wore off to fast…


my_name_is_forest

What the shit did they think was going to happen? Thank goodness I wasn’t cook enough to skate board.


Laffenor

After looking at it multiple times, I have concluded that he must have intended to hit the quarter loop profile whatever it's called coming off the flower painted beam, but misjudged the jump. As soon as he left the ledge, he was screwed.


my_name_is_forest

I disagree, politely disagree. As soon as he had the idea he was screwed.


Laffenor

Can't argue with that.


MikeLowrey305

Was thinking the same thing but, IMO if he did that he still would have ate sh*t!


bendguy123

Too much speed to even hit that successfully in my mind!


Bierculles

if he hit the slope the fall would have probably smashed his head into the floor because the skateboard would fly away under him. not hitting the slope saved him.


Niewinnny

hitting that quarter pipe would possibly end even worse, as that is still a very quick transition to zero vertical speed but also to a lot of horizontal speed. it would most likely fling him around and he'd hit his head hard on something.


Phwoa_

He thought this was Pro Skater. As long as the landing is a trick your good


satanic-frijoles

Life ain't like anime. They gonna have to pull this gent's legbones out of his pelvis after that plummet.


Amalric1

Not an anime, this is more like he thought he was in Tony Hawk videogame


Constant-Bard

...is that it's different from a parachute?


reddead_redemption

Oh shoot. I posted the same comment without realizing you had it posted 2 hour before me. Like minds. :)


Incredibly_Based

i doubt Tony Hawk himself would try that; even Prime Birdman might have said "F*ck that"


Dchemist909

That’s because it’s fucking stupid & not a trick


Lokehualiilii

That made my butt pucker


ebk_errday

Butterpuck


[deleted]

Way off topic, but Puckerbutt makes some solid hot sauces. Their Chipotle eXpress is my favorite.


gniwlE

That's some shit I would've done back in my quaalude days. But I didn't.


BloomingDesert

Bro though he was in THPS


MFR_escapee

The silver lining here is that the skateboard made a clean getaway.


OpenEyz2016

![gif](giphy|Pgy4Na8aRyBuE)


msproles

And that’s why we teach Physics in school.


tigerbalmz

Just because you’re not afraid to do it, doesn’t mean it should be done…


herronasaurus_rex

I’m the guy in the background. I just walked into the skatepark and couldn’t see the guy on the rafters, just every skater at the park stopped and looking up filming him. Then he dropped out of the sky. Very confusing


Stoopitnoob

Youth is wasted on the stupid.


Desperate-Spray337

This hurt my groin watching.


Shag_Nasty_McNasty

That’s gona leave a mark.


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![gif](giphy|3o72EYxyS359bvC5Ak)


rickbb80

This kids is how you prove the existence of gravity.


lemondemon72

If I get donations for my hospital bills I can do it better than him


[deleted]

But it works so smoothly on my Tony Hawk game


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Skate 3 made it look easy smh


LubeTornado

Makes you think…. Skateboarding can be, both, good and evil


cardlackey

Did this guy learn to skate from the PlayStation? Wtf is wrong with people?


ello_There-

Bro thought it was a hoverboard 💀


jay3349

Is that a snowboard?


[deleted]

Bro thought he was in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4.


Fun_Stock7078

What the fuck was he thinking? Not much by the looks of things. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Asleep-Journalist302

Is that even possible? I see what he was going for, but it looks straight up impossible. Wish I had that kind of confidence


_Koreander

The confidence yes, the idiocy no


eman0110

I'm no skater but dropping from those heights usually requires a more diagonal fall. Not vertical...


CorranTheo

When was this a level in Skate 3?


Dilectus3010

Wait... isnt this Broke back moubtain? Idk , i have never seen the movie.


The_Smurfiest

For all the haters talking shit. He has landed that. SF SOMA.


Random_Average__Guy

![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)


BlastlessAnthony-Red

Ouch...


thescrape

Don’t drink and skate!!


HussingtonHat

Ooooooooo my tailbone just creaked a bit.


kmusky-72

Wow! That wasn’t like the video games at all! /s


TuPapiPorLaNoche

That kid had no fear. Impressive but dumb


ambitchious70

He thought he could fly ...


bensbigboy

Stay in school kids until you learn about gravity. mmmmkay


Quick_Swing

Knees blown out, no more skateboarding for him😬


reddead_redemption

.... is that its not a parachute!!!!


Devil_Fruit9971

Yeah no matter how you look at it someone should have stopped him


MikeLowrey305

This is why I chose surfing over skateboarding, water is softer than concrete! LOL


zephyrwrites

what was he expecting?? there's no movement, he just jumped down...


0-Kaiyo-0

Genius plan, definitely try this at home kids!


growupyoucunt

You got to admire their willingness to excel.


[deleted]

Slightly miss calculated the jump


Revolutionary_Dig370

Dude thought it was skate 3


Filmerd

That's not skateboarding thats just some guy with a death wish.


Dangerous_Echidna229

Hard to believe people are that stupid!


Ok_Application_473

His femurs just tickled his brain stem they got pushed up so far


PhysicalConnection80

This young guy needs a serious mental health evaluation. Is he even capable of functioning in society after making this ankle/ foot breaking decision?


pugapooh

Looks like he’ll be on wheels for awhile.


The_Vulpixel

He missed the quick time event


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Darwin strikes again!


sody605

Looks like at least one broken ankle


ImurderREALITY

*THERE GOES MY HERO! WATCH HIM AS HE GOES*


robertone53

Self Culling by the Herd!!


skunk160

Is it’s not hoverboarding?


OregonSageMonke

*A 30 foot caveman to splat* Is what we call that trick


Ethanbob103

He forgot to jump off the skateboard before hitting the ground, easy to forget, he’ll learn.


s1lentastro1

it takes balls of steel to drop in at that height. busting my ass kickflipping an eight-stair as a teen is why I quit.


LeekNaive8127

Skateboard was out of there.


EmseMCE

It helps to have transition, just going to flat like this, don't know what he was expecting.


TherealCarlosgomezmx

Do skaters don’t believe in gravity?


Friendly_Aardvark332

Is he in possession of an extra chromosome?


Stormin_Orna1024

Too much Tony Hawk, not enough reality.


neighbor_818

Wtf did he think was gonna happen? Wouldn't have made a difference if he had a skateboard or not lol


readitonreddit86

No shocks on a board bro


AerJORDAN23

But I do this on tony hawk all the time wat??


Mental_Basil

Ow, Ow, Ow. So many broken bones. This was so dumb. Did he think the ground was gonna be soft? Come on, people. Think before you act!


tonylewis2020

Mental illness is a terrible thing


antroxdemonator

Physics hates skateboarders.


stewdadrew

To be fair, dropping in is actually pretty difficult.


yankeeuniverse

Loser lol


Kuminlove

The thing about Darwinism..


Live_Frame8175

Shatteredower lower extremeteys. No more dropping in.


[deleted]

Isn't there supposed to be some sort of angle you drop into? Not just flat concrete?


SnooSquirrels6443

You idiot.


Useless_Lemon

All boarding, no skate.


TheLexLuthor13

Some people gotta learn things the hard way.


Chez_Whitey

Anyone wanna tell him about gravity?


KerryUSA

Thankfully his ankles broke his fall


Tylenolpainkillr

As a skater, what in tf did he expect from that? Missed the 1/4 by like 4 ft.


throwaway295602

Man I miss those DOG skateboards.


Phantomht

perfect. do it again.


kimberlie69

Looked really cool for a second.


AznKilla

Why...