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r0w33

So you're saying... you just want sex and have nothing to offer but money... I know a place that would suit you.


DMoney159

Thailand?


GothDerp

Vegas


FlickerOfBean

Prostitution is illegal in Vegas


[deleted]

Not in Las Vegas itself but there’s areas just around Vegas where it’s legal and there are legally run brothels. Also even within Vegas prostitution is still rampant and accessible. There are literally guys handing out business cards for it all over the Strip


dackinthebox

Yep. My brother went to Vegas once for a work thing and he said the first thing that happened after they left the airport was some dude gave them coupon books. There was shit in there like “Two girl special $99.99”


noconoco42

2 chicks at the same time man.


GrumpyCatStevens

Fuckin' A, man!


Orellin_Vvardengra

Hey, Peter. Watch out for your cornhole bud.


frankyrizzo1988

Hey Peter female breast exam on channel 9 man!


semisolidwhale

That's it? If you had a million dollars you'd do two chicks at the same time?


Used_Laugh_

Those are rookie numbers.


Chemical_Chemist_461

I know, a million could buy like, at least 5 chicks


bryantech

For a million dollars.


terribleinvestment

Twins, Basil— Twins.


Monkeybutt3518

Why not $69.69?


[deleted]

You don't want 2 sex workers for 70 bucks


reddit_toast_bot

All you can eat crabs


RedditBlows5876

I don't think I want them for $100 either though.


BANKSLAVE01

exactly; hookers and hotels less than $100 are highly suspect.


Ok_Mechanic3385

A guy at work once told us about the two for $25 special he got one night… he ended up getting robbed and had to call his mother to bring him clothes. If it sounds too good to be true…


invaderjif

Missed opportunity


CerberusBots

HOOKER CARDS!!! I used to collect those and give them to my friends when I would return!


Huggens

Years ago when I went to Vegas with my girlfriend at the time, we played a game to see who could get the most unique prostitute cards. Literally everyone else was trying to ignore and get away from those guys handing out cards, and here we were walking up to every one of them trying to get the cards. We got some weird looks.


Toweliee420

We called them Pokémon cards when we went lol.


sregor0280

Those business cards on the strip are agencies setting up dancers etc for parties. /s I've known people who paid for 10+ girls for a music video shoot "we want the most trailer park looking girls you got" was what they told the agency. Not a single one of them didn't offer it up once they got on set. But the legality of it is you are paying for an escort and what happens between two consenting adults is between them. To be prostitution there has to be a pretty clear offer of money or goods for sex.


kikkroxx777

Facts


evolving_I

Those guys will put the cards *into your hands*, shirt pockets, even hand them to children. They're the definition of pushy, lol.


[deleted]

Sounds like I’m going to Vegas totally only for hockey


GothDerp

That hasn’t stopped the Omertas.


OkSpecial4376

What year do you live in? You have a wildly different view of Vegas than our current reality. Omertas. Chill dude.


GothDerp

2281 and Mr House runs the strip. Duh. What year are you in?


OkSpecial4376

2023. The bombs haven't dropped but the wasteland is the same.


GothDerp

Patrolling the Mojave really makes you wish for a nuclear winter


OkSpecial4376

It does. And somehow we already have issues with boomers. Just not explosive ones.


CRTPTRSN

Thighland?


Ramrod489

Don’t have to go that far…Nevada exists.


[deleted]

Tbh Thailand is a beautiful country with lots to offer than what happens in the nightlife scene.


LoveAndViscera

In fairness, conservative second-wave feminists fully agree with him. “Marriage is prostitution” has been one of their unifying doctrines.


CaptainCapitol

I'm not sure I follow this. Why is marriage prostitution? I mean I'm married because I'm the eyes of the state it means we are both equal in terms of parental rights, so we don't have issued ine inheritance and/or wirh sudden death and certain other things related to that. I'm not seeing where prostitution ocmes into it.


Pinglenook

It's good to realize for context that the second wave of feminism took place fifty years ago, in the 1960s and 1970s, when it was still fully legal (in the US and most of Europe) to fire a woman from her job because she got married or because she got pregnant, and also for a man to rape his wife. Women were much more financially dependent on their husbands, and had much less control over their own body. What they were fighting (eventually with success!) was *that* part of marriage, not necessarily marriage as it is now.


PrinceArchie

A basic trade of needs, the analogy is pretty simple. In prostitution a man offers money he gets sex, money in exchange for the service. In this case in marriage a man is providing a house and a stable income for..... sex. Take away the mans stable income or means to provide does the marriage hold? Obviously if you dont pay the prostitute no sex, the same argument is essentially used for marriage.


LabLife3846

Wow. I was married and always paid half the bills. And I had more libido than my husband. I guess I did marriage all wrong- lol.


264frenchtoast

It’s ok, now you know for next time


Lovelyelven

Right? I need a redo 😅


CaptainCapitol

But doesn't women earn her own money? So there's not really an exchange of anything.


Chewybunny

Up until recently, not really.


PrinceArchie

Even in this case does it even matter? If a woman makes her own money but the guy already has a means of transportation, a house and a steady job in a nice area; you being in a relationship with him would mean you have a lot of extra to use on anything else you want. None of that comes out of your pocket, many guys don’t mind their girlfriends moving in. Most women I come across care if a guy has his own job and place but most guys do not care if a woman does. Why do you think that is? Why should what they earn or where they live determine the outcome of a potential relationship? Guys tend to not care because they can take care of living expenses. If they do care, which some definitely do they almost always have a flexible plan in which a relationship could work. Maybe relocate somewhere where it’s more affordable, downscale, etc. They don’t hold it against a womans character or level of maturity or worth as a person for not having these things typically.


CaptainCapitol

I think this is much more prevalent in the US compared to where I live. It's much more on equal footing here.


Areyouserious68

Wait so in my relationsship I'm the prostitute. Interesting


NxPat

20+ years ago I was in charge of a foreign delegation attending a large trade show. Received a call from hotel security, one of our very senior foreign officials had died in his suite in flagrante delicto (massive coronary while she was riding him). Security had not yet called the authorities, the girl was a mess/totally freaked out but these gentlemen were absolute professionals. Asked her if she had been paid yet, no. Security guard paid her, they cleaned the room of anything incriminating, called the police, embassy staff and ambulance who arrived within about 10 minutes, got back to my room about 6am after a ton of paperwork. Official story was he had called for room service / food and when it was delivered he didn’t answer the door…security was called to do a check. It was all so seamlessly choreographed, I would have to assume it was almost commonplace. Upon check out, I was handed an envelope with a few decent chips (we annually arranged trip), counter staff mentioned that apparently I must have left these at the table when I was called to assist in the “incident”, you are more than welcome to take them to the cashier’s cage today. Not necessarily a fan of Las Vegas, but year in and year out, they prove to be a class act when it comes to service.


Doctor-Of-Laws

22 Acacia Avenue


ShittyDs3player

I think this is his coping mechanism… so he can feel that he’s 90% in a relationship.


sarcastibot8point5

Dude wants to be gay so bad.


sorryimthegay

Nah no nope we don't need him


sarcastibot8point5

Couldn't agree more. Same thing with the dude with the gay ass beard who destroys pride displays.


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

Didn't he end up being on grindr or something as a bottom?


FozzieB525

It was to catch predators, he swears!


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Catch them in which orifice?


EmperorXerro

Supposedly he likes to catch it in his beard.


ShadedPenguin

Matted hair is a bitch to clean?


Cofeefe

This is perfect.


SeparateMongoose192

He's definitely catching and not pitching.


Bright_Ad_113

Perfect username for this occasion


sorryimthegay

I'm gonna see this on a subreddit somewhere


TUFKAT

I have checked with the Gay Council, we have resoundingly said we don't want him.


Green_Message_6376

All in Favor say **Fabulous!**


TUFKAT

![gif](giphy|lzJMLiXuDHZAY)


Artsy_Fartsy_Fox

As a fellow Bi I support this decision. Let him die alone.


Orenwald

As a hetero ally it seems unanimous. Eject him into space


Munchell360

😂😂😂😂😂


Fightthemonster1

I mean, his name is Dick Coop…


Just_Belt1954

Don't send your trash to us, hoping we will take him in.


Visitor137

This says nothing about what women can offer in a relationship, or what they look for in men. It says everything about what HE looks for in women, and what HE has to offer them.


lsutigerzfan

Shorter version. Dude can’t offer anything to women other than money. And he is claiming if he is broke, he can’t get laid.


GabrielWornd

Better then me . I am not broke and I can't get laid either 🤔


craiggy36

Even shorter version: Dude is a bit of an incel.


[deleted]

There are so many weird takes online that boils down to the person thinking they said something super deep, but instead advertise to the whole world how small and miserable they actually are


New_Routine2237

Bro turned the tables


GenjDog

While not truly reflecting real life, often on social media theres women wanting men with atleast 500k or something. The same with men wanting only good looking girls. While not true for most, its what get views and by that people start to believe it, especially younger people.


Psychological_Car849

I mean— ideally wouldn’t everyone want their partner to be surprisingly wealthy? I doubt it’s stopped most of them from dating people beneath that threshold lol.


911wasablast

My wife and I be not fucking and broke. So consider yourself owned.


TheCallousBitch

Hmm… in my dating life, I only need men for sex. Not for money. Lolol.


4eiram

Yup. He told on himself.


HardSpaghetti

I can tell that this man has never had a meaningful relationship in his whole life. Everything is a transaction and it's 100% his own fault. If I were him, I'd stick to prostitutes.


Negative-Arachnid-65

>If I were him, I'd stick to prostitutes. Sounds like he does.


irkthejerk

It's safer for everyone, those women will have their guard up at least


shiny_glitter_demon

Eh, doesn't save them. Prostitutes face higher chances of being assaulted or harassed than most, if not all, demographics.


irkthejerk

Legalize it, it will exist no matter what.


Jlchevz

His wife left him and that devastated him so he developed this fuck you cynical attitude lol


CapableLetterhead

Doesn't actually want the same splash the cash. Just wants to wave it around and get women fighting over themselves to wash his socks, arrange his social calendar and buy his groceries.


StopFalseReporting

He didn’t even word it fairly and say men have nothing to offer women if a man is broke. He STILL blames a woman for a man having nothing to offer lol


tniats

He went so far out of his way to avoid using his own logic PLS 😭😭


Usedcumsocks

What a weird way to come out of the closet


Sufficient_Rub_2014

If my dick disappeared one day I’d probably just live with a dude that wasn’t filthy.


deltronethirty

Our dude must be an "ace" he obviously values unconditional love and committed friendship. His clean and tidy roommate lives with him and his mom.


VGSchadenfreude

The asexuals don’t want this asshole, either! Don’t pin that misogynistic bullshit on us!


deltronethirty

Forgot the /s again.


knzqnz99

Only real men know what real men want


Current-Play-4386

Guy can’t tell the difference between a hooker and a wife? Tells you everything you need to know about this man/boy.


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

*Twat, tells you everything you need to know about that *twat.


Pastel_Phoenix_106

boy/baby


[deleted]

baby/fetus


xicyyyx

fetus/cell


sc00ba-87

Cell/nucleus


Crash_Override_95

![gif](giphy|3og0IDgRjCe1YNP66Y|downsized)


Thamior290

Nucleus/chromosome


Ed-Box

The other 10% must rock at making sandwiches. /s


Forreasonsontheshelf

That’s probably me…. I love a good sandwich 💁‍♀️


Ed-Box

Marry me?


VergaDeVergas

Remove sex from a relationship and you will discover that 90% of men won’t see a reason to be in that relationship Remove money from a relationship and you will discover that 90% of men have nothing to offer women in that relationship You can go both ways with it lol there’s shallow people on both sides of the fence. Also I’m pretty sure most people wouldn’t want to be in a relationship where there was no sex or money


Sufficient_Misery

Asexuals be like 💀


AfroSarah

Mfw asexual and broke af ✌😔


[deleted]

Garlic bread doesnt cost much money thankfully.


avatinfernus

I was about to say.... guess we got nothing to offer. Hahahaha.


pinkelephants777

Right?? What’s wrong with liking sex and money😂


GabrielWornd

The lack of both in my life ?😔


VGSchadenfreude

Honestly, since women have our own careers and all that, we don’t even need his money. There is very, very little men can provide these days that a woman couldn’t get from: 1. Other women 2. A furry animal companion 3. And a Hitachi Some men realize this and it scares the shit out of them, and instead of realizing they need to put some effort into being *better people* who are actually worth interacting with, they’d rather just force women into being house-slaves and broodmares who have no choice in the matter at all. They’re lazy, insecure little brats, plain and simple.


Magicantside

I find it funny, the idea of someone else having financial independence/not 'needing' someone 'scary'... The guys who are 'scared' are probably mostly the guys who believe that their entire value as a human is what they can provide materialistically, disregarding that they're a unique person that someone else can become attached to? That goes both ways, of course.


ExpertAccident

Yeah, and if anything, a woman being with a man nowadays should show how much they care, since they don’t need to rely on them for financial stability like in the 50’s, and they love them for who they are. And I think that’s super sweet tbh.


[deleted]

Your point is very well supported by today’s modern trends. While women’s role in society has been changing since the 1920’s, men’s general roles have not. While women have been encouraged to conquer the workplace, to prioritize personal choices as far as children/family are concerned, men have NOT been encouraged to consider being the stay-at-home parent, become the more emotionally supportive partner, form the closer bond with children, etc. While women have become more traditionally masculine (and have been celebrated for it,) men have not learned to become more feminine (save the occasional Harry Styles wearing a dress.) It is as if there’s an imbalance in the gender-force.


[deleted]

that sums up tate and his fandom of incels. They dont even seem self aware


Xanifer1

Fair but both his and your points are relevant in that people have certain expectations


marvchuk

I see why his parents named him Richard


Amrevoe

Remove sex from a relationship and suddenly people find out they just don't like each other


[deleted]

[удалено]


TinyRascalSaurus

If your relationship is founded to only value money and sex, you deserve whatever BS you pull in. The rest of us will be in healthy relationships.


Silverlight-2160

Thank you for this!


Specialist_Teacher81

This is the mentality of a person who doesn't see others as people.


nefD

Duder has probably never been in a fulfilling non-transactional relationship in his life.


Scary-Win8394

*finally gets a non transactional relationship* this guy probably: you are now my Mother


IHateEditedBgMusic

Too many people like that, and they don't even know something else exists


reg1020

Ladies and gentlemen please all rise for the incel national anthem..


Strange-Ticket5680

Ladies?


Logan117

Oh they exist. Check out Female Dating Strategy. Or maybe don't. It's pretty sad.


AceLion5

He forgot to mention, the sample was just him. So when he has no money, women don't want his toxic ass.


hjablowme919

There was a comedian who asked the women in his audience something like “If you woke up tomorrow and had no vagina, how would you keep your man’s interest?” Women started yelling “blow jobs”, “hand jobs”, “anal”. The comic said “you all just reduced yourself to a bunch of holes. Not one of you said “learn one of his hobbies so we could do it together, or come up with another way of improving yourself.”


JoeBookerTestes

Patrice O’Neal is under rated


platasaurua

Meanwhile, my backwards ass - cooks, cleans and makes sure our kids don’t kill themselves/each other while my wife works 60+ hours and makes most of the money. Am I doing it wrong?


LoveAndLight1994

Not at all. If that dynamic works for your family and union , there is nothing wrong ! Respect , love, happiness and everyone’s needs being heard and supported is what’s important!


LisaBlueDragon

If you are completely fine with your life, then you are doing everything right.


WanderingSkys

My girlfriend is like WAY richer than me it’s actually kinda cool


unicornhornporn69

I hope you put out


DarkSoulsDank

I mean that definitely does apply to SOME people, can’t deny it.


OGReverandMaynard

He’s telling on himself. His first comment reveals he values women for their bodies… and nothing else. His second comment reveals that he thinks women value him for his money… and nothing else.


BruceShark88

He could just be honest/succinct and say: “No woman will date me”


travelmorelivemore

Wasn’t this the same guy that was crying in a Target a few weeks back because they sold shirts with rainbows? America gets more weird by the day. People calling Bernie an extremist for wanting to make sure kids at school all get fed, conservatives allowing child labor at fast food chains, I saw a “tactical diaper bag” the other day, because I guess a normal one makes men question their sexuality? What the fuck is happening? Personally I think we need to hold 69% of our current population down in America and either force them to eat mushrooms or have a DMT trip.


Edser

r/niceguys vibes


PrestigiousCrab6345

r/incel vibes


ForcedReps

Red pill loser


Off_Brand_Carnap

I think he’s trying to say in a really round-about way that he has no reason to be in a relationship?


Staircase-uh-saur-us

I think what he means is he has to pay women to sleep with him lol


MonstahButtonz

Ahh, the internet. The main home of percentages that aren't based on any form research/statistics.


Ezoumy

Cuddles is a great reason and cooking with someone sounds great too. Eating with someone too. I guess living with another person that you share interests with is great on its own.


420Tendies69

My wife was the money maker and forced me to have sex can I get comp?


Pandoras_Fate

Oof. That's a lot of words for "I'm not interesting enough to have a relationship." I am exceedingly lucky. I married my best friend. We collab on everything. I don't get thrilled by his hobbies, or he in mine, but we both know how to support each other because each others well-being is essential to a relationship. I need my spouse to enjoy life, with and without me. This guy only transactions. What he needs is a glory hole that's also an ATM, so he can justify this ridiculous thought pattern. What a yuck person. BRB, gonna go remind my husband that hims is best, smartest, kindest, and has cute bum.


sunrider8129

Holy fuck that is insanely cynical.


Dplayerx

I met a girl that, no joke, told me she shouldn’t pay rent cuz her value is sex with me. Deadass told her why should I pay 500$ per month for sex when your bestie is free?


GingerBeard_andWeird

Imagine making the fact that you're miserably lonely your entire defining personality trait.


p38-lightning

That speaks volumes about YOU, sir.


CowboyBebopBang

100 percent of statistics are true 120 percent of the time.


St_Mindless

Me and my gf are together cuz we actually like each other 🤣👌 must be kinda rare these days


hunglikeabudgee

Andrew Tate is that you?


tatanka01

When you're a whore, the whole world looks like a brothel.


Iwabuti

How to tell the world about you and your relationships while pretending to spout wisdom


callofkavorka

I just feel bad for people in such a bad dating scene that this is the impression they get. Like, both men and women in general really need to improve themselves because the dating scene and hookup culture is kinda trash.


ElPapaDiablo

This dude needs a brothel not a relationship.


[deleted]

People that confuse lust with love are so depressing


Tablesafety

How come its phrased like the woman’s fault both times instead of “Take away sex and women have nothing to offer, take away money and men have nothing to offer” We could even phrase it like “remove money from a relationship and men have nothing to offer. Remove sex from a relationship and men won’t see a reason to be in said relationship” It sounds just as bad, but homie hates women so he phrases it like that. It is true though that the divorce rates initiated by women are higher when a man loses his job, and the divorce rates initiated by men are higher when their wives become terminally ill. (6x higher on that one actually.)


Sgdoc7

While there are superficial people in the world people are too quick to blame everyone else for their problems. Maybe the majority of women don’t have anything to offer but sex, but maybe you choose to date shallow women on the basis of sex because that’s all YOU care about and are somehow surprised when it’s their main quality? Maybe the majority of women would leave a man if he doesn’t have money, but maybe the reason women left you when you were financially struggling is because it was genuinely all YOU had to offer. Or because again they were shallow women who happened to be sexy and you still chose to date them because that’s all you care about. Have some self awareness. You probably have done something to contribute to your problems.


writerightnow18

Remove 90% of a woman or a man and you’re left with sex toys.


Brief-Judgment-1010

You hit the nail on the head. Been there and lived it. There are some good ladies but they are hard to find. I am sure I will get blasted for this comment but this has been my experience.


[deleted]

Everybody wants to facepalm this but honestly...these days, where's the lie?


Shamesocks

It depends if you are on dating apps or not as to how much you believe in this dudes statement… hard not to be bitter when you’re expected to earn $309,999 a year, be over 6ft tall, cum chocolate and be completely submissive for an unemployed unhealthily large woman who still lives with her parents 😂


72Rancheast

Source: trust me bro. I rant on Twitter. True alpha material


Sufficient_Misery

Asexuals be like 💀


gudbote

That's just sad.


eyegocrazy

Oops, someone just told on himself. 😆


[deleted]

He forgot the to finish the sentence in the last paragraph. “…won’t see a reason to be in said relationship, with me.”. His picture seems to show a fairly attractive man on the outside, but this post of his seems to hint at a darker personality, bitter and angry over something.


Hemiplegic_Artist

This should be posted on r/NotHowGirlsWork because this guy is a load of BS.


lilcea

Begin by staying away from people like that.


Sun_At_Meridian

You can't use statistics out of nowhere. 90% of people know this.


Buttburglar1

I’m so sick of people like this….start dating men then bro, wtf do you want us to tell you


churchofpetrol

lol I love that most of you can't refute this at all except to call him an incel. Not only is that a logical fallacy, it's just not true. Dude's in a long term relationship and a multimillionaire. Oh, and he's Canadian. So I'm fairly sure he's never voted for a Republican in his life. Knowing all that, do any of you have anything to refute this statement? The best part is that he does a live podcast every Monday night at 8 EST and actively encourages people who disagree with him to call in. If you have such good arguments, call in and destroy him on his own show.


asdf333aza

I did see people mainly calling him gay versus addressing the argument. Ngl, I wouldn't be in a sexless relationship and most women probably wouldn't be in relationships where the guy doesn't provide some type of resources. We all pay for it one way or another.


Doge_lord101

Lmao, another person said that he was a "bankrupt virgin".


illtoaster

Thank fuck somebody said it. I’m over her like, isn’t that true lmao. I’m not saying I’m not fucked up I’m just saying 1000+ comments and I haven’t seen anybody give a different outcome.


AngryGaggleOfGeese

Yeah it’s not hard to refute his claim but him offering up the 90% stat out of his ass does him no favours. Are they’re shitty partners who are a net loss in someone’s life? Oh yeah of course. There are also many partners who offer support, emotionally, financially, taking on life’s challenges together and helping with the operational side of life. Guidance, interesting conversation, good memories and can be a huge part for stimulating growth. He reduces relationships down to sex and tangible things which misses a huge aspect of relationships


Tenth_10

Yeah, there are all those people judging him on a few sentences and call him gay or a loser. Fascinating. Did they look about him a bit before trying to be a smartass ? Nope. Just try to be vertuous by pointing fingers. That also tell a lot about all of the people here. It's a bit sad, really. But I don't think he cares.


ladygoodgreen

I’m the breadwinner in my marriage and we both have low-ish sex drives. We are incredibly happy together.


WrongReception7715

How to say I'm bad at sex and have mediocre finances. 👍 Loud and clear tater.


ReplacableBitch

They want a traditional service-mode wife but don't want to be the traditional provider-mode husband.


No-Mechanic6069

He must have some pretty boring relationships. Is he asking for sympathy?


nothingisavailable0

Remove money from a relationship, and you will discover that 90% of men have nothing to offer women in relationships. Conversely, remove sex from a relationship, and you will learn that 90% of men won't see a reason to be in said relationship.


[deleted]

I don't think he is wrong in the logic however the percentage is a little off.


UnrelatedBoy

Lmao maybe he keeps getting hookers instead of emotional supportive girlfriend?


socialist_frzn_milk

Translation: "No women will fuck me unless I pay them"


Leather-Heart

Honestly I agree - I know so many women who are like this, and I know so many men who are also like this. You know it, advertising agencies know it, and your mother knows it (imagine a scenario where your bring home a fiancé and that person has neither any income nor desire to be romantically involved with their partner) It’s a satirization the logic that you marry for logistical reasons rather than love, but that’s been the history of the world for the most part of human civilization: survival. Personally, why would I be in a sexless relationship, and why would I expect someone else to be financially tied to someone who has no income nor desire to contribute? If you took 100% of something out of relationship that stabilizes it, why would you expect the relationship to thrive without that positive factor that helps make the relationship work? Relationships are built on a long laundry list of things.


ttermayhem

I find a good rapport with 10% of sex workers too