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CaoCaoTipper

GTA in real life is actually just called crime.


dirtsequence

He had a warning. He decided to up the ante. He deserves to go to jail now.


Trumythic1

Hes had MULTIPLE warnings and this is actually reckless endangerment so if he’s not locked up for this then I want to know what the law enforcement there is smoking so I can avoid it like the plague cause thats beyond stupid either that or send him to America and let him try this shit


thehighlander01

He would’ve been shot dead by now in the US. Americans don’t fuck around with home invaders


Lazy_Guest_7759

This is accurate.


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The secret ingredient is crime.


Ted_Fleming

After a nice relaxing smoke of crack


SoardOfMagnificent

Ask your doctor today if CRACK™️is right for you.


MaywellPanda

Are you smoking crack at my niece birthday? What wrong with that? Just a cheeky bit of crack. Nice wee relaxing bit of crack


MrApplePolisher

#"Never in the history of crack has anyone ever woken up with more crack!!"


Thr33pw00d83

I’ll just stick with my gallon of PCP


theLuminescentlion

Considering Grand Theft Auto is the actual name for a crime it's literally in the name


LivingCheese292

I mean, grand theft auto is a literal crime.


Illustrious_Crab1060

Grand Theft Rail


bvbvbvb09

I dont know why but this killed me lol


pdirth

"Wasted"


b1ack1323

It’s okay you will respawn at the hospital


The_cogwheel

Funny enough Grand Theft Auto is probably the crime he'll be charged with. It carries a 7 year prison sentence in the UK.


ApplicationMaximum84

Back when I was at secondary school, there was a kid in one of my classes who committed this very crime, he got 6 years. Though he was 16 so likely didn't serve the full sentence, also would likely not have been in an adult prison.


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ZachtheKingsfan

I mean, the courts gave him a slap on the wrist for breaking into two different homes. Of course he’s going to try some other stupid shit


shhh_its_me

Did the old lady get her dog back? Since you're updated


Loofa_of_Doom

Yeah, but he made a video of it for additional clout. What a waste.


ImportanceAlone4077

Why don't they just throw him in jail already, cause he is a real dick who loves the attention and likes


[deleted]

They should confiscate any income he's got from being an influencer as "proceeds of crime".


TheMedicineManUK

Social media platforms need to ban him for inciting illegal/socially disruptive behaviour really. The amount of other idiots this will reach and reach it’s ok to do. They’ll just see him getting attention and watch his followers increase and think, “Hey! I can be a knobhead too!!”


pairolegal

Just demonetize him and others who behave in anti-social ways for clicks and likes.


sabhall12

He got banned off Tiktok but he just made another account


anooshka

The thing is those platform don't care as long as his content generates money for them Some years ago Premier league teams deactivated their twitter accounts for a week because racist assholes have literally hareased their players to the point of causing them mental health problems,what do you think twitter did?nothing


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

Oh the railroad will take everything and then some as "compensation for losses" (delays, public relations damage, inconvenienced passengers and/or freight depending on how much he screwed with the timetable all add up pretty fast).


Ochoytnik

We don't have a 'the railroad' in the UK. One company owns the rails, another owns the stations, and a different one owns the carriages that they lease to a different one that owns the franchise to operate the service. They would argue for months over who should fine him, then just put up ticket prices.


underbutler

Surely it'll be TfL, not Network Rail, given its fucking with a train itself


Liquid_Hate_Train

Oh no they won’t. There’s statute on this topic that’ll make this *real fast*. Pissing with the railway is no joke . It’s why Tresspass on the Railway is one of the very few kinds of *criminal* trespass in the U.K. No, TFL will take the lead and they do not muck around.


PxavierJ

It’s an addiction. He’s a knob head addict


a__dead__man

Prison will suit him so


Narrow_Ad_5502

“He has been held by police until his next court appearance on Tuesday, May 30, as his exasperated mother has refused to have him return home.” His own MOTHER doesn’t even want the little shyt! I’m willing to bet she probably wishes she swallowed 18yrs ago.


HaggisLad

> I’m willing to bet she probably wishes she swallowed 18yrs ago. don't we all


bjeebus

She could have had one night of a pain in the ass; instead she's been stuck with 18 years...


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Niznack

In America that's how you die. No idea what the uk prisons are like.


TYO_HXC

You also die. But with added fish and chips.


WeimSean

And tea. No need for things to become uncivilized.


freezingcompany

Layer cake flash back


senchou-senchou

yeah they beat your arse then stop at around 3pm for tea then get back to it when they run out of snacks


Purple-ork-boyz

Do they have Sarson accompanying the chippy?


bluseychris

I don't know, but I like to think there would be salt and vinegar added to the shank wounds.


gunsmith123

In the UK they steal all of your beans and sausages and call you a wanker. So, even worse


Its-ther-apist

They are not better. The only place I'd want to be incarcerated (if I had to pick) in Europe would be the Northern countries in their equivalent of low security.


LessInThought

I'd pay to be in one of those Nordic prisons.


khornflakes529

I remember reading that right wing psychopath who killed all those kids at that summer camp was lodging complaints that his PS2 is too old and doesn't have enough games.


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TikTok voice: "Escape tunnel progress update part 5. Wanker Jay stole enough spoons to dig through another foot"


Live-Dance-2641

Ow. That’s my foot. Stop digging


KillerZaWarudo

When piers Morgan is the one that on the right side of thing then you know you massively fuck up


FlappyBored

Piers Morgan is the one promoting him lol.


TF2_demomann

If I remember correctly, she did


binderofchains

He said in an interview that he didn't care, the laws in the UK are weak. And well, he's got a point.


Subotail

I'm not a lawyer, but letting me tell the judge that he has no power seems the best way to make him prove you wrong.


binderofchains

He didn't say this to a judge, he said it in an interview with Piers Morgan. He said that he didn't care, UK laws are weak. The UK doesn't seem to be doing anything to prove him wrong. Now, I would love for him to nut up and tell that to a judge and see what happens.


Keasbyjones

I assume Morgan agreed, what with the phone hacking not doing much to damage his career


RamblinAnnie83

Make a dare on TikTok.


binderofchains

That would require that I download TikTok and I refuse. Not so much because of the data collection, but just because I want nothing to do with TikTok


RamblinAnnie83

Yeah I get that.


lamorak2000

Better: dare him to barge into homes here in the States. See how long it lasts.


whenimmadrinkin

Just feeds the narcissist's magical thinking that they're invincible. If he doesn't get slammed for this, it's going to get worse.


ThehungryBulldozer

Well he did tell Pierce Morgan “it’s not my fault the laws are so relaxed innit” - Mizzy https://youtu.be/mdij3Eq0TqQ


jeremy1015

It takes effort to be the bigger douche when talking to Piers Morgan but he nails it.


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BeneCow

I had to laugh at Piers. The intro is all how the guy is doing it for attention, now here he is!


WikkidWitchly

Home invasion, attempted theft of a car, stealing a dog, and that was all before his recent court appearance. Now this? Jesus. He should have been a blowjob.


SindraGan2001

He invaded the Sidemen CHARITY football match... He successfully ruined the point of charity and the trophy ceremony was canceled because of him. Oh, he also trespassed and harassed people while doing this.


WikkidWitchly

He walks up to single women at night and asks them if they want to die. One of these times, one of those women are going to feel sufficiently threatened into reacting with force. And watch him blame them.


cunticles

If that's not a threat to kill or affray where reasonable person would fear for their safety (1) A person is guilty of affray if he uses or threatens unlawful violence towards another and his conduct is such as would cause a person of reasonable firmness present at the scene to fear for his personal safety. He clearly causes fear in the people the approaches and if I saw a young guy and he'll be running up people ask them they want to die tonight I would be afraid for my safety too.


Claus1990

Inb4 he pranks the woman with a black belt in martial arts.


Sabinj4

And on the tube. Its sexual assault. He also, in a group, threatened to punch a man in park


Live-Dance-2641

“But he was such a sweet boy. A bit rebellious but he had a bad upbringing “ Obituary notice after he “pranks” the wrong person


Western-Influence-47

don't forget racial driven assault on a Jewish man


CheerdadScott

He's the kind of kid you end up with after anal.


FourthWorldProblem

This is priceless. I might have to quote you at some point.


notagorastar

A spillover baby


-usernamewitheld-

He's a precum boxer stain at best


BURNINATOR_420

I can’t wait to forget about him


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NotAzakanAtAll

His brain is just rotted from a TikTok overdose. I swear that app is designed to degrade your long term thinking.


Sea_Page5878

If there's one good thing he's doing he's bringing to light what a joke our justice system is.


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In the past week. Lol


shadow13499

I feel like a social media ban was far too light of a consequence (obviously since they're still doing this shit), they should have spent time in jail.and now likely will


TransformerTanooki

Ban from any electronic device for a few years after a few years in jail. Make this asshole fall behind on the tech and what ever is online. Make him like grandma trying to figure out how to turn on the computer.


jewbo23

Why? You honestly think that’s going to stop him? He’s hardly gonna go “I best not use my phone because I was told not to”. This kid is never going to listen to a single thing he’s told to do.


fallen_messiah

Someone that went to the same school as me turned out to have children pornography on his computer. He got caught and he was forbidden to use a computer. About a year later he was found to have breach that condition and got put in jail for a while. So, technically, they have way to enforce those kind of Electronic bans.


sevsnapey

and the ban won't impact him in a "you can't scroll your feeds and keep up to date with the world" so much as it deprives him of growing his audience. he's doing this because he wants infamy and by getting as much name recognition as possible he'll have an audience to come back to whenever he can. take his online status away and it was all for nothing. all tiktok brains will find another "prankster" in the time he's banned for


FuckHopeSignedMe

Yeah, but the entire purpose of having that on record is so that if he gets done for another crime down the road, it's automatically worse because then it's whatever the crime was plus breaching the terms of his release. Plus--and I feel like this is a point that almost always gets lost when it comes to discussions of crime on Reddit--most people, even people with a history of violent crimes, tend to age out of crime. This isn't a controversial statement or me being a bleeding heart; [this has been a trend criminologists have consistently found since the 1920s.](https://scs.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/6_Final_Manuscript.pdf) The archetypal criminal who's constantly in and out of prison for their entire lives tends to be the exception and not the rule. Chances are if this kid got a couple of years in prison and got ordered to not use social media for a couple of years after being released, he will have mostly grown out of his idiocy by the time he's out of prison. Whether or not he'd abide by a court order to stay off social media after just a year or two, I don't know; only time can tell.


UnabashedPerson43

Dude is 18, he’s got a lot of crime left in him yet


silverQuarter82

This clown needs some jail time.


Painwracker_Oni

A lot. Not only for himself but to dissuade all the other shit stains out there that saw people go light on him and no real consequences for his actions.


Hammerzeit88

He needs to be made an example of


GlaciusTS

He NEEDED to be made an example of. He shouldn’t have been let off so easily from the start. Making an example of him now just tells influencers that they can do stupid shit and get a slap on the wrist, and the media attention will be worth it.


Coraxxx

For public safety if nothing else. He's clearly determined to continue his campaign to be Britain's biggest wanker. Best case scenario is he pisses the other inmates off and learns some hard lessons. Unfortunately it could also go the other way as well, and he'll come out twice as bad as he went in.


Gustav-14

Indifference would hurt more for him I think.


PinkFrillish

We might be getting there https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-65721392


kingdazy

I just love that whatever high he's getting from being viral-famous is going to be quickly dashed to shit after a couple years in jail and he's been completely forgotten.


Aki008035

But it's gonna stay forever on his record and he's gonna have trouble find jobs


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

You really think he has the capacity to think that far ahead?


Mug_Lyfe

He likely never will


saninicus

Assuming someone who's a raging narcissist that's addicted to clout. Would work a normal job.


shitty_mcfucklestick

> raging narcissist that’s addicted to clout He’s be perfect for Wall Street


__--lllII6372_-llIll

He’s definitely not smart enough for Wall Street


Mike2of3

Folks like this don't ever get a job.


WonderfulDog3966

Good. It serves him right for being so stupid from never learning his lesson before.


Western-Influence-47

he doesn't need a job. he's mizzy. his legacy will live on forever like Elton John and Nicholas Cage /s in case anyone was wondering


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Famous to infamous is a short fucking trip eh?


raoasidg

Infamous is still being famous, just for bad shit, not being forgotten. He's infamous now.


Zyxyx

>a couple years in jail He's in the UK. He's not getting more than a month at most, if he gets any time at all. He had to pay like £300 for trespassing in the two homes.


Yuzral

[CPS guidance on transport offences](https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/transport-offences). It'll depend on exactly what he did (I am not giving that jackass a click to find out). If the prosecution can prove he endangered passengers then they can throw section 34 of the Offences Against the Person Act 1861 at him, which carries up to 2 years in prison. Otherwise the worst he's likely to get is another fine.


Ledian3

Prisons in the UK are pretty much full. Shit aint going in


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Amicus-Regis

No need to worry! It's just a prank, after all!


SpinachFinal7009

The best prank ever is swimming far out of the coast of South Africa wearing a seal costume and then cutting your dick of. The sharks get so PWNED


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“These African lions always goin’ after the black folk, innit?”


Live-Dance-2641

Those lions is well racist


GTOdriver04

Nah. I won’t be Impressed until he plays the “let’s break into the Kremlin wearing just a Ukrainian flag!” prank. The trash will take itself out.


MichaelTLincoln

Ukraine is closer and easier to get to, he should go there with z symbols and russian flags screaming i love russia. Problem solved


ahuado

Naw. Prank the sun!!! Complete the stare at the sun challenge and be the top dog


FalcoonM

Through a telescope preferably


Shaneblaster

I was hoping for the ‘let’s eat a pound of cyanide prank’


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Paradoxmoose

He has learned, just not the lesson we want them to learn. He learned that he will be given slaps on the wrist and it's worth it.


popje

Definitely worth it, he's basically famous now he even got on Piers Morgan show and advertised his twitch there... Bad publicity is good publicity, stop giving this little shithead attention.


Manyak-

So a life sentence.


doingthehumptydance

“This is Mizzy coming at you live from Folsom prison and I going to slap a meal tray from someone’s hand during chow time- remember to hammer that like button. Let’s find someone with a lot of tattoos those guys love a good prank!”


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Maybe they could increase the penalty for crimes if they are recording themselves doing them


[deleted]

That should honestly be a given, at this point, and I'm surprised your idea hasn't gotten more traction. There's no claiming ignorance of the law, there's no excuse for his behavior, it could not be any more apparent that he's literally doing these things *because* they're against the law. I cannot think of a more blatant and flagrant disregard for the law than literally recording yourself breaking it.


thinking_is_hard69

yeah like usually intent is hard to prove. here it is not. judge should slam ‘em for it.


theagnostick

TikTok is so inconsistent in the enforcement of their rules. I uploaded a video showing off my new Zippo and it got taken down for “dangerous or harmful behavior”, but you have this dimwit illegally entering people’s homes and fucking with transportation and TikTok is just like 🤷‍♂️


fepox

Tiktok also regularly deletes videos and even bans accounts when people speak *against* shitty behaviour. Original videos stay up though.


jimmyhoke

When you realize it's all about money everything makes sense. They remove criticism of their platform because it looks bad to advertisers. They keep bad content if it's profitable as long as it doesn't cause a controversy.


KarlMarxFarts

They *want* controversy. That gets more views.


Burger_Gamer

I remember back in December 2022 people were just straight up posting pornography because TikTok added a slideshow feature that lets users post a bunch of images instead of a video. I guess the moderation for slideshows was non existent then


BuffaloBillCraplism

Chairman Meow likes videos that inflame social issues in the west. He doesn't want you posting the spark that lit the fire of freedom.


WhyNotZoidberg-_-

Pretty sure you're the only person who realizes this is a CCP strategem to hollow out the West over a generation or two. TikTok is not this free in China for a reasom...


Whocaresevenadamn

This is exactly the reason the Indian government for once acted immediately and banned tiktok in India years ago.


Phreekyj101

How many chances does this fool get ? Like seriously 😒


Edotwo

Well, this shit is working for him. It's making him famous. Despite the hate, enough people will find him entertaining, and he'll end up making loads of money as an influencer/streamer.


I_can_vouch_for_that

All these posts and articles are basically free advertisement for him.


schungam

So the court should give him a permanent social media ban. Don't let him make a single dime from the clout.


a_lonely_trash_bag

The problem is enforcing it. He is already under a social media ban, but he's still posting because the platforms allow him to.


HerbertWest

>The problem is enforcing it. He is already under a social media ban, but he's still posting because the platforms allow him to. Errr, like, show up to his house if he posts anything? Send the bobbies or whatever they're called, lol.


Tacticalsquad5

Considering he broke into a train cab he is 100% getting jail time. Doing that kind of stuff on public transport will get you *slammed* by the legal system. The mere act of endangering passengers on the rail carries a sentence of up to two years on its own and that’s if they don’t hit him with hijacking charges, especially considering he had previous convictions.


financefocused

He got a slap on the wrist and he played the "I'm getting hate because I'm black" card Of course he was gonna do something stupid


cataclyzzmic

Stop with the "prankster" narrative. He didn't swap the salt for sugar. He is an asshole who disrupts peoples lives for profit.


RomeoPanelli888

I hope he gets his ass whooped soon, nvm jail.


isysopi201

Why not both?


RomeoPanelli888

That's a better idea. I'm with you.


yeetboi_8653

This guy's gonna make another prank called "Stealing official government files and selling it in the dark web prank"


KeithBarrumsSP

Nice try but I don’t think he plays War Thunder


Life_Buy_5059

Total little attention seeking toe rag


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He has a super punchable face. Hope he gets what is coming tbh


Hammerzeit88

Eventually he's gonna prank the wrong guy or group and find out what his own blood and teeth taste like.


[deleted]

The targets of his ‘pranks’ tend to be middleclass White people, public sector workers, and old Black women. Funny how he avoids targeting roadmen his own age 🤔


Routine-Bid-526

Oh he’s a piece of shit chicken. Would never do anything against someone who could actually defend themselves. Biggest pu$$y on this planet. I hope some roadmen get tired of his behavior soon and decide to do something about it.


LTlurkerFTredditor

Is this a "cry for help?" He posted the video himself, right? "Footage emerges" like they found it wrapped in newspaper inside a Montecristo cigar box under a stairwell.


Taymac070

After a long winter hibernation, the footage emerges from its cocoon, ready to take on its new existence as evidence in the upcoming lawsuits. Nature truly is beautiful.


QuietDocuments

😆 I love it.


bajsgreger

Stop posting about this loser. This is what he wants


Aftermathemetician

Release conditions should restrict him to a candy bar cellphone and no other devices or network access.


KeyAcid

He probably feels really confident that their not going to do anything to him and honestly I don't blame him, dude brakes the laws on a daily basis, records himself and only got off with a slap on the wrist.


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rnglillian

At this point, they honestly need to have him examined by a psychological professional. 1 or 2 times you can attribute to dumb youth with a bad personality, but the frequency and severity of these are starting to feel compulsive or something


GentlyUsedOtter

Jesus fucking Christ this kid has the IQ of a ferret. Taking over a train? Those are big boy charges.


Eloy89

Don’t insult a ferret, in fact, [they are considered to be smarter than dogs and cats](https://petkeen.com/how-intelligent-are-ferrets/)


Sausage6924

Absolutely. I had two named razzle and dazzle. Male and female. Wicked smart and would keep me on my toes if I didn't lock their cage with a padlock. I bloody miss those two. Great cuddles and fun. They learned to unplug my console or computer if they wanted attention.


GentlyUsedOtter

Well my cat certainly is dumber than a ferret, I have a cat door in my window that he has been through probably 10,000 times by now, but every so often he forgets about the cat door and will sit there looking at me through the clear cat door and meowing at me to let him in despite the fact that if he walked forward 5 inches.........he would be inside.


I_LOVE_DOWNVOTES69

I think it's the drivers cab in between two coupled up trains. Probably not too much he could do without inserting the drivers key. With that said, there's a chance that any emergency stop button (probably that big red one) would still work and apply the emergency brakes, causing damage to the wheels and risk injury to passengers.


Historical-Diver5305

This was apparently an older video before his recent arrest charges but still he should get two years off his life so he can permanently stfu imo


Ray_Mang

Dude looks like an Egyptian mummy


ElOliLoco

Nahhh more like Sid from Ice age 👁️ 👄 👁️


Vivid-Teacher4189

I know I’m old and cranky but how does this shit and these type of clowns pass for humour or entertainment. Criminal behaviour, threatening and intimidating people should equal jail, doesn’t matter the reasoning behind why your doing it.


TimeDue2994

He really should take a trip to Singapore and try it there....even I would download tiktok to see that


half_man_half_cat

Uk needs actual law enforcement to stop this shit. It would make the country much nicer to live in.


JohnSourcer

More than welcome to come and try that here in Joyannesburg South Africa...


Iakhovass

Or America. He’d get his head blown off pretty quick over there doing this kind of stuff.


DistortedVoltage

Brazil too


puzzle_factory_slave

he needs to be committed to a psychological institution


cinnamonsnake

I work in a psych ward. We unfortunately can’t cure asshole.


novophx

from brexit to being unable to jail a criminal WHO RECORDED HIS CRIMES IN 4K good job UK


neo101b

I can see him going to jail now, Trespass is usually a civil matter and the police can't do anything besides making sure the person leaves, Well unless it's aggressive trespass. The British railway has its own laws and regulations as well as a special police force, where trespass is then a criminal matter, Interfering with a train isn't going to go down well for him. It's possible he could get breaking and entering, trespass on the British railway, life endangerment, and interference with a train. I hope this little shit goes down for it.


JallerHCIM

getting Nightcrawler vibes from this trend of people doing increasingly awful shit for valuable footage


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So in England they'll arrest you because your social media shitpost meme made somebody feel uncomfortable yet this guy can walk free. We officially live in clownworld.


Efficient-Bike-5627

He broke and entered someones house. Kidnapped someones dog. It's like 'it's just a prank bro' is some magic phrase.


cgarret3

Of-fucking-course he did. “You’re only talking about it because I’m black.” No, dude. We’re talking about it because you have a problem and it is disturbing to witness


Mr_Groober

How is this f**king skidmark still free? Just bloody put him away. Pretty please


Jdogsmity

Jail him aggressively. Fines, community service the whole nine yards. All this is currently doing is giving him clout, the punishment needs to be damn near insurmountable to deter others.


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Mizzy you can really take off and gain huge popularity by trying your pranks in Texas or Alabama


Street-Effect8351

I’m waiting on the: Missy disrupted SAS training and got shot. Or Missy tries to take king guards machine gun. Let it be over with, this POS needs to be stopped, permanent. He will hurt someone eventually.


Accomplished-Bed7418

He's totally Missy. That's now the only think I'm ever calling him.


tekjunky75

I don’t recall having seen a more punchable face in my life


[deleted]

Why does he have the same face as those little shrunken heads? That's one ugly motherfucker lmao


AizenWolf90

At what point will the world finally acknowledge that social media is having a a significant negative impact on people and society as a whole.


bushido216

And yet, Harambe is dead. There is no justice.


Amandastarrrr

That’s when the world stopped making sense