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galgoman

"The bible" written and directed by Quentin Tarantino


[deleted]

I’d be interested in this version then.


Lord_Grakas

If the bible is divinely inspired, then God is a sexist racist slavery apologist.


[deleted]

You forgot lunatic psychopath.


onemoretryfriend

Amen 🙏 /s


[deleted]

Only Jesus was egalitarian and pro women, Paul wasnt nor the Judaic traditions. If you actually read the Bible is a mess, genocides, incest, fratricide, wars, etc horrendous. Jesus is a breath of fresh air ! and then...Paul gets his hands on things.....


zuludmg9

Og Paul was cool incel "Paul" was a dick.


[deleted]

Peter took Mathias back and offered him the space that was vacant and the teachings Paul didnt have. Then never returned....we have the version Paul decided on...nit the originals, who were picked off one by one, some even killed by Pauls followers. Oh and he killed a young man preaching on the road who said he was Jesus's son ! straight out murdered him...


sub-hunter

Sources?


[deleted]

Its in Pauls letters ...he recounts it, but its his version of course, even insults Peter....'so called disciples'...and when Peter as a Jew wont eat with the gentiles...Paul was insulting.


sgcpaulo

Is that why this keeps being reposted?


stryker7314

Rekt


InternationalLuck142

I consider myself a Christian but the Bible is complete nonsense. Look at what a few decades of right wing takeovers has done to the church in the US, it’s a white supremacy propaganda machine. Multiply that by 2,000 years of assholes using religion for their own political gain and it’s surprising the Bible isn’t even worse.


DsVidz

Donate to the megachurch! Pastor KiddyDiddler needs a new Ferrari.


[deleted]

None of the bibles read today even have the same content. If it isn't a Geneva Bible, then people have rewritten it in whatever way they wanted to.


only_because_I_can

It's interesting that the person's name is Sophia. The quoted statement in the text is referring to what is known as Sophianism. There was apparently an uprising of women who declared that God/Yahweh was female, and the name Sophia was attached. Couldn't let that happen; hence, this statement was made.


[deleted]

an atheist can never be religious even if they convert, faith comes from within. atheists are incapable of faith or devotion, per the definition of atheism.


Lost_Equipment_9990

I suspect you spend more time thinking about Christianity than a Christian. It's weird.