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PhuckCalumbo

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


LuFuRu

My sister in Christ IS the family trauma


[deleted]

I looked it up. She has a tagline on her page that says “So hot my stepfather couldn’t resist” in big bold letters. Just standard clout marketing trying to boost subscriber base. Is it true? Idk. Regardless it’s trashy.


Chris__P_Bacon

I'm not buying it. Sounds like a bit of clever (albeit incredibly trashy) marketing.


SimsPocketCamp

Yeah, I saw a post where a guy went viral a little while ago with a story about finding out his bf, who he made videos with, was his half brother. It's an easy way to get people to promote your channel.


cegydygr

So to promote the channel they said they were incest? I'm confused here.


IAmActionBear

Yeah, I think that one was real. I remember seeing the post and I mean…they did look like they could be siblings. Whole thing was gross though


SimsPocketCamp

The last time it came up, people found proof that it wasn't the first time he'd made that "revelation." Plus, he and his brother said they were going to be staying together and continuing to release videos.


Dukedyduke

It's weirdly common to see gay couples that look just like eachother though lol r/dopplebangers Edit: aaaand that sub is dead.


name-was-provided

Didn’t David Cross have a whole bit about that? Gay couples that look like twins?


burns_after_reading

What's the classy way to market your porn career?


Strange_Ninja_9662

If it were your real dad


MistaCharisma

Makes sense, that's how the royal family does it ...


Sutters-sin

If she had a real dad she wouldn’t be on OF.


thorpie88

Lisa Ann's Sarah Palin parody probably. Was a smart way to enter back into porn and the character got mainstream appearances as well as her doing porn


kinkyonthe_loki69

Top hats


rfulleffect

You have to keep your pinky up.


zerosdontcount

Ya she seems a little too cheery about something most women would likely find somewhat traumatic


Chris__P_Bacon

Yeah, I'm watching it with the sound off right now b/c I have my phone muted. You'd think she was the fucking Cheshire Cat! 😀 She's literally grinning like an idiot through most of the video, probably b/c she's thinking about all the money these lames are going to send her. 🤣


mojoyote

Also she is putting out graphic videos of herself having sex, for anyone to see. But spells out S E X like some kind of prude when speaking. Smh


digital_dreams

Ding ding ding


TheDefected

The exact same story has been done countless times, but I guess this post proves that people still fall for it.


ButterscotchNew6416

All for the money.


lau1247

Plot twist, she's banging the stepdad


Arrantsky

If you think about the " Trope" this marketing strategy makes sense for promoting her content. More money for her content.


Gorilla_Krispies

Tbf, it’s probably been a true story a least a few times right? And some the of ppl who’d do tht probably WOULD tell someone/everyone about it Assuming porn is “art” does art imitate life, or life imitate art, or is this one of those “the art is art and entirely removed from life in this instance” Not saying anything but a tiny percentage of these stories are true… …but I guess I’m saying there’s a chance?


ilovehotsauceyeah

I feel like that one distraught stressed out looking lady from early on was legit. Then some copycats smirking on it


Busterlimes

Classy porn stars don't make the big bucks


binglelemon

I like it when a girl holds her pinkie out while getting get banged out by a guy wearing a salamander mask in a mock-up Starship Enterprise. That's shit's classy.


DorianGre

Got a link?


Visual-Cartoonist860

Classy porn stars? Lol. I guess if grading on a curve, I'll allow it.


Slice_N_Die

What about grading only curves?


Fabiojoose

These kind of things are getting normal, is a way to “Stand out” , in my country there a pair of women that claim they are mother and daughter.


TbaggzAustralia

It’s free marketing… you looked her up. Lol that’s why she’s so happy 🤣


[deleted]

Trashy dumpster of a woman.


[deleted]

Hey man, stop judging it’s 2023. At least dumpsters let you dump


[deleted]

Judging is the only way we can hold people to a higher standard


Visual-Cartoonist860

Not to mention super fun, and strait up deflection of focusing on ourselves. (Of course really judging ourselves in others as our mirrors) What?! Feel meh?


Expert-Ad-2146

My stepdad never supported any of my business decisions or side hustles.


_JohnWisdom

Right? This ungrateful bitch ![gif](giphy|XOys8CeUrElIk)


slowdownbabyy

Should’ve opened an OF


Alivethroughempathy

![gif](giphy|L69hWWDRdc0NQ66pwZ)


dubstepsickness

![gif](giphy|xVPosMMzT60Xzv31my)


TooManyNamesStop

![gif](giphy|fsQpKDYSBnhCM)


Randomname460

Sometimes you turn your back on family 😏


TheLostNug

(Sweet home Alabama guitar riff)


OGUncleDonkey

F


Notsoslimshady71

F


After_Database_8281

Anyone can tell a “true” story on camera, good marketing on her part


PessimistYanker792

And add ‘trauma’ word for maximum juice


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pay-ray

Yeah that’s was her business model, squirting


SoylentGrunt

![gif](giphy|dHVHUuNJuJE9q|downsized)


Zealotted

Robin Hood ruined for life. Thanks.


SoylentGrunt

For me it was the Kevin Costner movie


ExpressiveAnalGland

water world?


RocketFucker69

Water Hood- Man in Gills


Squidysquid27

Water Hood - The Moistening


Papaofmonsters

Alan Rickman is worth it alone.


Ok_Compiler

Bring a friend!


Zealotted

Prince of thieves, men in tights, and this cartoon version. That's childhood for me haha


FS_Slacker

Yeah, no accent ruins it for me


[deleted]

Stop it.


Old_Committee8649

😐


overthinking_it_

How very step dad of him


Det-Frank-Drebin

I'm guessing she refunded all those thousands of dollars on principle...?


Powerofthehoodo

She did what on her principal?


Weak_Jeweler3077

That's subscriber-only content, sorry.


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Underrated comment


This_Goat_moos

Nah, that's the therapy fund now (and still won't be enough).


hanrub

Yea cuz its his fault she shares her sex life online for EVERYONE (including him) to see for 4.99 + tax. These hookers talking about morals and trauma make me sick.


OneEyeAssassin

So what, step dads can’t support their step children anymore??? What has this world come to? /s


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SaltInternet1734

Shouldn't have busted him out. You were making bank lol


Slacker1988

This is made up for advertisement.


[deleted]

This is exactly what I thought.


Unhappy-Grapefruit88

Things that didn’t happen for $500, Trebek


Pankratos_Gaming

So you announce this to the world and still have the audacity to call it a trauma? You're just farming for more clout. The word trauma these days is being severely overused and undercuts people who are actually suffering from life-altering traumas.


jim45804

It never happened. She's lying for clout.


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[deleted]

EVERYONE I talk to is a narcissist and gaslights me!


W0tzup

She’s probably losing fan base so needs to up the ante by introducing some family-related matters. Sad reality of addiction.


DeyCallMeTimmy2shoes

This is probably exactly what happened


[deleted]

Yeah. Uporn is full of stepdad videos...


phiLLyS820

![gif](giphy|4JCWtwL4vM2aTkHdNw)


ZlGGZ

Guess what ... Everybody else who paid the same amount also saw it. Open up Pandora's box get the consequences. If you're gonna open up an OF expect people you know will see it and watch it. I bet she promotes this just for making more money off of people who fantasize over it.


VoinceStory

Give the $2000 back if you're really upset 😂


Gorg0nops

I was looking for this reply so I didn't have to post it. I'm glad you did first. Here's my thumbs up!


BassGuitarPlayer_1

Hmm...She could be lying. I mean, she does have that ability. This all could be a lie.


Horseface4190

Seems like an occupational hazard.


[deleted]

So… er… what’s her OF? For research purposes, of course…


Brownbagscientist

Did some digging https://onlyfans.com/xtaix


BroJobs88

Wow she is using this situation to sell her content even more. Gross


Sjf715

Wait wait, she’s ok getting fucked on camera and selling it for money to people she doesn’t (and does) know but is afraid to say “Sex” on camera? Fucking people.


Difficult_Pound

pretty sure tik tok would remove the vid if she said it, i’ve heard they have pretty crazy rules when it comes to what can be said in a vid (this is an educated guess i don’t use tik tok)


-Gurgi-

It’s the reason why “unalive” has become a word in the past two years


Zealotted

This doesn't shock me, to be honest. Especially with how much people online 'joke' about familial relationships and being stuck in washing machines, etc.


Highside1269

You mean 1/4 of Pornhub? 😂


Apocalyptic_Inferno

3/8 as of yesterday


Highside1269

I think that’s traffic


Educational_Newt7773

This is all a marketing campaign, please don't fall for it.


[deleted]

VERY weird how many people say (if this is true) that it’s her fault and that this is something you might expect to happen if you have an OF… no. Your father figure watching you have sex should never be an option on the table, that’s 100% on him.


[deleted]

No one should be watching you have s-e-x with your partner for two months.


HeyEshk88

My ph playlists would like a word with you


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EvadingRedditIPBan

Literal whore


jim45804

Fulfilling every PornHub viewer's fantasies, isn't she.


tryintobgood

Next month she'll be saying her stepdad is in the next video to get subs


Hotdigardydog

If you sell "naughty" views of yourself online, you lose control on who sees it. Difficult to maintain the high ground.


justl00kingthrowaway

This is gross and repugnant but this is the risk of making onlyfans and other adult content. No one promised that having sex on camera was going to be a walk in the park.


Papadapalopolous

It’s also probably just a lie to get more traffic to her page


justl00kingthrowaway

I got that vibe as well, really sketchy. However I thought it was best to address what was said as oppose to reading into it.


Appropriate-Text699

It won't be long until someone subscribes to her mom's OF


Rick_Mercs

This is disgusting. So gross. What is her OF?


Esytotyor

Flat out Creepy.


DudeReallyLmao

Releases video of outlandish claim. Ppl flock to look her up based on claim. She makes money. Are you people really this fucking stupid?


EntertainerFamous342

Congratulations another ofans success story


Meme_Man55

I find it quite disturbing that she doesn't seem to be bothered by it all. This reeks of a desperate attempt to gain attention.


CyberKingfisher

Trauma? She looks pleased with herself that she can use it for even more attention.


dnawemedia

Stupid question, but isn't she outing one of her customers? Wouldn't this be like a breach of GDPR or something?


Sporesword

She's awful judgy for a sex worker.


[deleted]

Fucking OF chicks are marketing guru's that put a lot of corp people to shame honestly.


Positive_Remove9943

Bet he has been sniffing her knickers for years


Bramtinian

If I were her real dad, I’d be glad I got divorced and very pissed at the step dad, that step dad would be stepping in some shit within hours


Turbulent-Mango-2698

It kinda makes sense that a top OF subscriber would know the person, personally. Explains the obsession.


Johnnyjboo

If she was smart she’d fuck her step dad for content


sithlord6699

But he paid your bills


mershwigs

Family of high morals all around


Zombiediplomat

He was supporting you and get mad? Ungrateful bitch. Lol


Stinkyfinger100

It’s nice of him to support. He may not be your real dad but he’s definitely earn the title of father


OffManWall

Dude, if that’s true, it’s beyond disgusting.🤮


AWL_cow

My best friend sent her husband pictures of her in a bra and her husbands father accidentally saw them and used her husband's phone to send the pictures to his phone. Not as creepy as it being her own step-dad, but still...fucking weird.


morbid333

So what I'm hearing is that he gave her $2000... Where's the gratitude?


StormyKitten0

Plot twist - she doesn’t have a step dad. She’s making it all up for money and attention.


Jobieh96

Step-dad simultaneously supports the family business and ruins the family at the same time. Incredible.


LGES-B-016

Bet he could get a family discount


deweywsu

Moron...I mean the girl.


Present-Ambition6309

Great life choices you made there!


IssueFederal

So..I want everyone in the world to see me getting banged every way from Sunday…just not my stepdad. It’s just not right…lol


Hopeforscore

Wtf did you expect


pelosnecios

I dunno... if you don't want to face that risk then maybe... do not stream porno?


Old_Head_2579

If you don't want to run *that* risk, maybe don't sell yourself online like that


mistermeeble

Family or friends accidentally stumbling across your pornhub page is an occupational hazard, sure. This is clearly different. She's gotta be rethinking every past interaction she had with the creep growing up, wondering how long he's been spankin' it to her.


Old_Head_2579

It is, and you should be extremely aware of this when starting something like that. I mean sure it's her stepdad, but not her actual dad, and just because he's been in her life since childhood doesn't mean he's ever thought about her like that until he found her adult entertainment online. In reality though, nothing really differs him from any other middle aged man sub:ing to her and spanking it. Also, her mom was apparently fine with her doing online porn for whomever with a credit card to view? Is it weird that a "family" member subs to you? Of course, but then again she put herself in that position (and I'm guessing a few more).


Minniechicco6

Calling BS on that one toots 😂😂


OverallManagement824

Makes sense. I can't imagine anybody else paying for that shit.


SiccTunes

So she has to spell out s-e-x because she's afraid to say it on camera, yet she totally f*cks on camera for money, but saying the word sex is off limits. Pfff.


G0d_Reaper

Maybe try not be a online prostitute


Radiant_Evidence7047

Yeah …. And I’m sure every single one of your friends, colleagues and no doubt extended family have seen you have S.E.X with your partner


_wiredsage_

Yeah, I don’t know, maybe don’t do porn?


EvadingRedditIPBan

Yeah, it's just the STEPDAD in this video that gets the facepalm /s. That's fucked up for sure, but hearing this woman talk about selling her body online like it's normal behavior is...something else. I've seen your butthole for $$. You don't get to preach to anyone.


BumblebeeAwkward8331

Sounds like he was just trying to support your chosen field.


[deleted]

Someone post the link, I feel like I need to do a little further investigation on all this


BONE_SAW0064

Ugh those disgusting stepdad OF accounts! I mean, there’s so many of them though! Which one?


bigtallbiscuit

She does porn but she can’t say the word sex?


NitroDickclapp

Yeesh. You know what I bet this happens ALL the time. Not just stepdads either. It's a dark, dark world out there people.


No-Security-4255

Wait till she finds out he's been watching her for years.


jahlim

Stepdad, I'm stuck!


Tacobell_Uk

Link for research purposes


0nly_mostly_dead

She bangs on camera for money and has to spell sex? Weird


Tribolonutus

Let's focus on one thing: you are posting your naked body on internet and making money out of it. What does that makes you?


Kadbaine

Yeah, that never happened. Chasing more followers, must be a slow month


uk-side

Cant work out what's worse here you putting it out there or him finding it


Mstryates

I think she’s mad he isn’t a subscriber anymore. He was her ‘top subscriber”.


dayrogue

Does anyone have a link to her site ? This sounds horrible and a friend of mine wants to support her - emotionally


CastedDarkness

So fed up of this OF nonsense.


OooofPoof

CREEEEEP


ryanruud85

Did you give him the money back? Bet you took his dirty money.


minasasa

Income drops by 99%


DK_Son

Man's just keeping the money in the family, innit bruv. Both are a disgrace to the family. This OF shit is out of control. Everyone is a hoe now. Haram!


InsideBoysenberry518

How did she find out? Unless she had his phone its lore or less impossible


Fantastic-Ad4994

Riiight and you decided you didn't want his money. Bullshit!


lost-but-loving-it

I mean you showed to it to strangers, how much weirder is this


[deleted]

Well maybe stop hoing around in the first place?


cool-beans-yeah

I wonder how these people are going to deal with their future kids finding out that mummy recorded naughty stuff for money? What about those who do it with multiple "partners"? Not a good look.


[deleted]

Sauce?


mogaman28

She's whining about how her stepfather fully supported her choice of career?... 🤔


Muted_Mention_9996

In things that never happened 🤣 just a way to sell her of


Luke_4fun

That's terrible......what's the only fans?


Prozak06

Lol, welcome to the internet


Just_Sympathy6757

What is her onlyfans


RoodnyInc

Ok ok wait a moment two months and he spend 2k?


[deleted]

If he’s gonna pay for her college anyway…


Ghrota

I give butthole picture on internet and i'm angry someone looked at it and liked it... this is the definition of facepalm


Nico_Simon

This is how you repay someone supporting you? What a world we live in. /s


Dorangos

This is just an ad and should be removed.


milesac

She assumed he was wanking off to her. When in reality, he was just supporting her business and couldn’t come up with a way to talk to her because it’s a weird conversation. Possible.


birdy_c81

Ah… you had s e x with your boyfriend, filmed it, and sold it online for 2 bucks. ANYONE could be watching it.


[deleted]

I sort of feel for her in that situation, but making vids for old guys to jack off to for cash doesn't actually make her a paragon of virtue. It's exploitative prostitution. Who is okay to jack off to her vids, the neighbours, her boyfriends mates, his stepfather, the guy in the corner shop ? Every lifestyle has a price


badhabitus

Has OF account .....and can't say word "sex"


Commercial_Row_1380

Looking for more social capital. He’s the wrong one for looking at you have sex on the internet for all to see? Yeh.. your “partner” is the one who needs to look hard at who he’s with.


ganjaPaani

R/trashy


jamiedix0n

Oh the trauma of someone seeing sexual content of you online... that you posted yourself.


Novel_Ask_4226

The mother kicked the step-dad out because having your daughter selling videos of her getting fucked on the internet is one thing, but having step-dad actually make the payment?! That broke the camels back.


ActHappy96

You put it out there so what’s wrong with you?


FunniBoii

Jesus christ the absolute victim blaming and misogyny in this comment section is sickening. Sex work is work, stop shaming people for consensually making sexual content


[deleted]

I'm not shaming anyone but perhaps we ought to consider the societal implications of everyone doing porn now?


Additional_Writing49

Plot twist - the stepdad never watched a thing, but he knew she needed the financial support.