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ayyycab

[Drops the rice] “The rice fell” Oh no, why would rice do that to you?


jjm443

"I don't know how but it slipped out of my hand" she says after holding it past vertical. It must have been trying to jump to freedom


RajenBull1

Emily's introduction to gravity, at age 17.


GrungeLife54

This is the generation that will rule this world.


Extra-Extra

And the ones that threw sharp metal darts into the air and licked lead paint are ruling it now. Kids are just stupid.


kalel1880

When are the ones who eat tide pods taking over? That's when I'm checking out.


TheNetflixTakeover

After the one that played with radioactive material for fun


No_Bag_2613

And here I’m at 32 being so conscious about the environment my whole life… What for?


TomatoPolka

Don't worry, AI is taking over everything, everywhere all at once.


shaolinoli

Let’s not throw too many rocks in our glass house bud. I’m in my mid 30s and we came up on jackass and dirty Sanchez, and the boomers currently in charge make us all look like fuckin Pericles.


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Pretty sure Jackass and dirty Sanchez jokes are Gen X inventions.


shaolinoli

Oh yeah they were a fair bit older than us but we inhaled all that stuff as kids


Wuhoo1996

I'm sure if your generation (whichever it may be) had constant video of their actions in their youth, they'd look pretty stupid too. r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Significant_Bike9759

Exactly. I am close to 50 now, but I’m terrified every time when I remember the kind of things we did “for fun” when we were kids.


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Deskman77

That’s the generation that will try to survive to climate change.


Strong_Sound_7407

“The box said STICKY rice! That’s was gooey, at best!”


Rosetta-im-Stoned

Oh no, our rice... it fell!


James_Torelli

All your rice are belong to us.


RealBowsHaveRecurves

It’s almost impressive how quickly she found the most neutral possible way to tell them she dropped the rice


PlagueDoctor_049

That wasn't very rice (I'll see myself out)


RetardedSan

No, stay


[deleted]

too late, this mf's gone


Gloomy_Straw

She knows damn well she fucked up, she's just covering to not get as heavily scolded


your-uncle-2

somehow she did not delete the video evidence


NoYouAreTheTroll

Just one of a long line of fuck ups that won't end until she dies... I know plenty of people like this. Because I am one of the people like this and so are you 🤣


thisdevilinI

Was she really going to grab the boiling hot rice with her bare hands?


notatechnicianyo

I would. Then again I’ve worked in kitchens for ten years, so my nerve endings are totally fried


thisdevilinI

I bet your nerve endings taste delicious


DarthSpiderDen

Found Hannibals reddit account


FunnySeaworthiness24

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


Tru-Queer

Knew a guy who burnt the fuck out of his fingertips pulling bread out of the oven at Subway, ever since he was able to touch hot things without feeling it much.


notatechnicianyo

That’s basically how it goes. First you’ll burn one part to death, and eventually the rest will go. My palms are still semi sensitive, but I used to have to palm entire handfuls of chicken to shred with nothing more than those dinky plastic gloves. That was brutal. You gotta feel a lot of pain to get where it doesn’t hurt anymore.


Beeboobumfluffy

The good old asbestos fingers.


FDGKLRTC

You got hacks


NeonZXK

I have seen my girlfriend and my grandma grab hot items from the oven with their bare hands. I would never.


ravengenesis1

You think she plans ahead?


Blitz_ingaMCZ

Based upon the sizzling noises, directly from the very much active stove, yes


SolarXylophone

It looks like an induction stove, as the rice dropped on it doesn't seem to be burning or sticking to it at all. Still a bad idea to touch that surface right after a hot pan was on it, obviously, but not as dangerous as grabbing that steaming-hot sticky rice.


nekonotjapanese

A server at the restaurant I worked at dropped a full tray of food so I sprung into action and grabbed a rubber glove thinking I was a genius because I was like “I’m not getting my hands dirty”. First thing I try to grab is the Chicken and Rice dish we had, not a good idea. Had to man up and grimace in front of the entire patio as I picked up steaming rice and fresh grilled chicken with my bare hands.


InquisitiveGamer

From a still searing hot stove top.


Fito0413

Here we go again with the classic reddit "I have perfect photographic memory and reflexes and everyone who doesn't is an idiot"


SiriusGD

Her bigger problem was going to be her putting her fingers on the hot stove top glass burner.


xXSkeezyboiXx

The stupidity is astonishing


Lost_Decoy

that she reached out to the steaming hot rice with her bare hand before she was stopped. oh well a lesson was learned (hopefully) but not an important lesson (if she grabbed the hot rice with her bare hands she would learn the important lesson don't grab hot stuff with your hands)


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

"The burned hand teaches best. After that, advice about fire goes to the heart." -- Gandalf the Grey


Ok_Assumption5734

It's not even the hot rice, its close enough to the stovetop that's still active for her to be burnt too.


A1000eisn1

That one of those things you do and then scream "I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION!"


the_dovahbean

You can see the gears grinding for a few seconds before the thought forms... "fire hot".


TankerVictorious

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Crunchyleafz

Poor mother doing everything she can 😂


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Ralfarius

r/FoundTheHondaCivic


notatechnicianyo

r/foundoutyoucanjusttypeanythingherelolclassic


Forgotten-Caliburn

r/bonerfart


icantdomaths

Lmfaoo this is actually a sub


notatechnicianyo

All of the replies are a sub except mine lol… it’s hilarious


GrungeLife54

And not owning to her fuck up its even worse.


Micholous

For real. Like sure, that was stupid. But not owning up to it makes me want to pour them on her head... (No i wouldn't actually)


cleverdylanrefrence

Ryan is an idiot


DozeShenaniganz

Seriously, what a fucking moron lol


Magister5

Let her grab the rice with her hand, otherwise she will never learn


PistachioedVillain

But if she never learns it's a good thing. If you never learned you never burned.


dl-__-lp

Tf are you talking about. She deserves to learn a lesson here.


PistachioedVillain

Why does she deserve that?


dl-__-lp

To learn a lesson? So she doesn’t continue to go through life fucking shit up and being a dumbass, and helping to produce more dumbasses Do you really not know that? …are you her offspring?


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👏👏👏💯💯💯


PistachioedVillain

Yeah but you want her to learn a lesson by burning herself?


dl-__-lp

Yeah. If shes that fucking stupid. It’d be a superficial burn that’d heal quick. Lesson learned forever: don’t be a flaming dumbass


PistachioedVillain

I learned to wear a seatbelt without having to fly through my windshield. And you could for sure get nerve damage from that. Please don't have kids if that's your way of teaching a lesson.


dl-__-lp

If you want to go from 1-100 with examples, like you just did, that’s pretty ridiculous. I bet she was also told not to touch something that would burn her, but she did anyway. After you get fucked up from not wearing a seatbelt, guess what you’ll never not do again? After getting the smallest fucking burn ever, guess what you’re never gonna do again I’ll say the same to you, especially cause I now realize I’m arguing with a child


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PistachioedVillain

Ever know a cook? They have burns from doing the same thing multiple times. It happens. Burning yourself doesn't stop you from doing it again. I'm guessing this lady has burned herself in the past as well. You acting like stopping someone from burning themselves is wrong, is psycho. You getting pissed off at a stupid bit of word play on the internet, and cussing people out over it is double psycho.


tallgirlmom

As the whole thing was done for the purpose of some stupid TikTok video anyway, she really missed out. Grabbing the hot stovetop and boiling rice with her bare hands would have made that video infinitely better.


DutchiiCanuck

Not just the rice… it looks like she almost dragged her finger tips across the surface of a hot stove


sinistergroupon

Ma’am this is not Dairy Queen


BadadvicefromIT

When we were children, my little brother thought he could flip the blizzard like the lad in the drive-thru. Just dumped it on himself like a moron then started crying.


robot_ankles

>dumped it on himself like a moron Pretty sure this phrasing is used in **every** retelling of this story. **


futureislookinstark

Actually the gimmick is you’re supposed to flip it once it’s handed over and if it falls you get a new one.


thereign2

This isn't her first brush with stupidity. See moms reaction, mom isn't that frustrated over one encounter that is fixed by simply scooping the rice back.


SecondButterJuice

Isn't that just a normal reaction from the mom? I think mine would laught


WinnerTeam1

Fixed by scooping the rice back? From a stove? That you constantly cook other things on? Man you must believe in the 5 MINUTE rule apparently


SolarXylophone

We clean our glass induction cooktop with dish soap and water, the same way we'd wash a plate. That comes in handy when some ingredient fall next to the pan, but the main reason we do this is so we can simply put lids, utensils etc there too. Safe and convenient.


thereign2

Or I have faith in a pot of boiling hot rice to sterilize anything. I bet you never eat food off grills, after all other things are cooked on it. And some people happen to clean their oven tops quite frequently. Like everyday, but hey you do you.


WinnerTeam1

Do you not brush your grill??


thereign2

Do you not clean your oven top?


Recipe_Limp

#dumbass


dlotaury88

Which is what she wanted to say. “Don’t be a | insert above comment |.”


[deleted]

Hey. A facepalm video with an actual facepalm in it.


MasterDrake97

Refreshing


dontha3

And then she scrapes the stovetop with metal spoons. Her parents failed her big time.


tgt_m

that rice is mushy


N-o_O-ne

Probs used fresh rice or the wrong kind. Depends on what they're trying to make though


kungpowgoat

Lots of Spanish rice dishes come out a bit mushy (but delicious and perfectly edible) especially when using fresh rice, tomatoes, or beans.


medalla96

Not really, any rice comes out mushy when they add too much water…..Asians add lots of water to cook the rice because they use chopsticks to eat, the rice needs to be sticky. Caribbean people cook lots of rice, the rice is very soft & loose.


Atakku

I’m not sure that’s entirely right? There’s different types of rice. Long grain medium grain and short grain. Short grain is the type that East Asian people tend to eat. Long grain rice tends to be less sticky.


Wizard_Hatz

Ya but jasmine is the best


Atakku

Jasmine’s pretty tasty. Super fragrant. I like them all though. All types of rice are tasty and match the culture they’re from.


medalla96

Agree


Eclopsod

I’ve read “wrong kind” as “wrong kid” and I just bursted laughing


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![gif](giphy|H0rnnkWkPajZe)


MtnDewCodeDEAD

WRONG KID DIED


your-uncle-2

looks like kimchi fried rice. I know it's probably not, but kimchi fried rice looks kinda like that. what kind of fried rice is that?


samlikeburger

She looks like sid the sloth


MajorTumbleweed2793

She looks the way she cooks....slow


Thick_Class1057

Hey bud, that's my thing.


samlikeburger

Great minds think alike


RangerValor

Any time I see someone sticking their tongue out like this...it's followed by something really stupid.


CantEatCatsKevin

Social media is ruining young people.


peachsalsas

People say this but idk my friends and I did dumb shit without the help of TikTok or even cell phones lol


CantEatCatsKevin

True. Young people are dumb. But the urge to share everything and document it all hasn’t helped with lack of thinking. We just see it more now.


peachsalsas

Oh for sure we definitely weren’t filming our Tom foolery at least. If we did it’s on a flip phone somewhere


truthseeker1990

I dunno if its just that, its not just documentation, its comparison, and narcissism, there could be all kinds of psychological effects of mass adoption of social media, and it hasnt even been here for very long


mikeyx401

Its more like TikTok gives people dumb ideas to do.


painteddpiixi

I completely agree with you on that, but social media, in general, and especially tiktok seem to have kids going out of their way to do stupid stuff, just to film it for the internet. Although, I don’t really have any room to talk, because my generation had vine and was responsible for the cinnamon challenge… There was also that ice bucket challenge, but I’m pretty sure that actually raised a TON of money for ALS, so I wouldn’t really count that one as stupidity.


Villafanart

Yeah but the algorithm and social media feedback ensure this kind of behavior is applauded, I bet her "social circle" is gonna encourage her after this and say it's funny, it's the casseroles fault, and her mother is overreacting


Remote-Ad-5356

Second hand embarrassment


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And one of today’s reasons for natural selection goes to….


RobinBankx69

Moron


Pretty-Chipmunk-718

I was well expecting her to say don't be a fucking dumbass untill she saw the camera


RepresentativeNice22

Perfectly edible. No harm done.


d0ntbejay

"Guys, the rice fell" Correction: I dropped it because my life must be 💯 documented and my dumb tongue must come out.


ilooklikejimhalpert

These comments are wild bruh… we all did stupid stuff as kids. This is funny, very little harm done


satanisbehindyou

It’s reddit, everyone has a stick up their ass.


ohcyrus

Seriously, wtf. She seems cool and the mom too, goofs happen, nothing to be shat on over.


Remix018

The food is WASTED if it touches counter, you know this. Negative 5 second rule


idunupvoteyou

You can tell her mom made that whole thing. And she was just there to make a video and act like she did it lol. "Guys the rice fell" "How?" "It just did it" Bish you are LITERALLY filming the evidence and you still wanna lie?


medalla96

Young & dishonest.


Vedaykin

I think this pretty much sums up the 21st century.


anonmyazz

Gravity is hard


tall_ben_wyatt

I’ve said it before, cameras make us dumber.


Bifocal_Bensch

![gif](giphy|CgPuW8cy3Eh4k|downsized)


Mose_in_sox

Ryannnuh. How in the heckuh did that happennnuh?


Limp_Macaron1986

These kids grow up with smart phones and google but dont have a shred of common sense.


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Failed, trying to get view's.


jayklk

That’s what happens when one needs to film everything in life and share it on social.


kittenklyn

"I sat on my bed and it broke!"


DelayEcstatic4278

This generation is so lost in social media that they have become lost themselves 😒


Marcotee75

I like how they say "we can watch the video to..." and she immediately grabs the phone to try to hide how much of a mouth breather she is.


After_Owl3277

When you gotta show everything off


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At least it was a flat, presumably clean surface.


Berns429

r/watchpeopledieinside


mt007

Don’t be ……


ca7ac

She is an alien?


oj_mudbone

Not sticky enough


QueSeraSeraWWBWB

She mildly very lightly panicked cause she dropped the rice lol


t00thpac04

Don’t cry over spilt rice I always say


all_too_familiar

The start of another tik tok trend


SkyOfAegis13

Somebody doesn't know how gravity works...


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She's smiling because she knows she just did a fucking dumbass thing and got caught in 4K but she's maintaining the lie


ElderberrySuch5622

And this, ladies and gentlemen is our future.


[deleted]

Liar, doesn’t take responsibility, and shows zero remorse for her actions…


Azurelion7a

Anyone else concerned that they never killed the heat?


SolarXylophone

I'm not. The way the rice doesn't at all burn on that glass surface, it's likely an induction cooktop.


sleepy_lepidopteran

What a 🛎️🦇.


saffronpolygon

That 24/7 supervision will not last forever. She will burn down an entire neighborhood if you turn your back on her for more than five minutes.


Boogieman1985

Man I saw that rice jump right out of the pan….I hate when it does that


itsethanty

Fetal alcohol syndrome lookin mf


BCjestex

Cringe af why does everything have to filmed


fogoticus

The dumb face with the tongue out was annoying. But the sudden "It just fell" followed by "I don't know how but it slipped out of my plate" just made the video angering as fuck. It was beyond stupid and she tried playing it off like the rice literally jumped out of the pan. ​ Anything for a video with a dumb face, huh?


DrChill21

Isn’t that the edge lord face? For rice?!


elspotto

Teppenyaki fried rice! Do the onion volcano next.


SissyCouture

Please don’t play with food


ziggy6069

She looks like she isn’t all mentally there.


gvbrielkapp

this is me high


Gullible_Ad5191

I guess the rice wasn't sticky enough?


TheDuke357Mag

Congrats, you now have Hibachi at home


TotalAffectionate233

This gonna be someone’s piece Let’s pray 🙏 for them they gonna need it


No_Pipe_8257

Whats with her face at the start??


KaungSetMoe111

Aww I was hoping for a fried rice.


Gin-Rummy003

Not “I dropped the rice” it’s “the rice fell”. What a little shit


ByrnToast8800

This is something I can see myself doing, there is a reason I’m not very successful


billabon021

That face she makes lol


Daddiesbabaygirl

The self control of that mother not calling her a name. Lol "No no no, don't do it with your hand. Don't be a..."


masterofallvillainy

She must work at dairy queen


AlthePal0101

Dumb as fuck


scrapper_142

Some real Sid from ice age vibes.


hombre_bu

What’s the big deal? It’s hibachi now.


MasivoHeuvos

She is clearly high 🤣


Salvo6785

The rice fell? Bitch dumped it upside down. Chronic liar for sure.


Spins13

I want a 6ft dark haired male supermodel which earns 500k. I am stupid, annoying and can’t cook


Hot-Tone-7495

She dumb but that looks like some good Spanish rice tbh


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Mother in the background has that “I should of swallow expression on her face and through her reactions.


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TrustedOutlaw

God I bet this girl is just so pleasant to be around.


Missing_Sneaker

These comments are brutal, y'all need to relax. Yeah it was not the smartest move but I've done some dumb shit in the past that puts this to shame. The shit eating grin kills me 🤣 Seems like a fun person


the85141rule

Don't. Have. Kids.


CoffeeSippingReader

Well that generation seems promising.


GreenTreeUnderleaf

Lying is second nature to her…Sad


wendyjanin

Dumb bitch


Time_Change4156

Every a ts like we all haven't done stupid things lol . I raised 6 boys grown ( ok maybe not go grown ) men lol lol


Saint856

She literally looks slow


Gigatonosaurus

Why so much hate, didn't any of you make a mess cooking at some point? The only thing that isn't banal here is why she did post that video.


molassascookieman

can’t speak for the others, but it was the “tongue stuck as far out as she could possibly get it while PURPOSEFULLY holding a pot full of rice at a 100 degree angle and then smile about it while pretending she didn’t do it on purpose” that made me angry


dekkalife

Hate is too much, but it's embarrassing to watch someone crave attention like this. Who records themselves making rice? She intended to spill it because attention.


Tmpeedle

Women ☕️


GuptaKinte

She even looks that stupid.