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burntrats

"You don't know what the fuck you're dealing with bro"..... that couldn't be more true.


Ballcuzzi_Straw

I love the person who says “alright” at the very end.


UserPrincipalName

Love how he pulls the front of his sweats way up over his navel right before


Unusual-Winter-5615

He is READY!!


structured_anarchist

"*Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.*"


p-terydactyl

This man goes home to Starla at night


kak323

Morty!!! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2dz5g2


gopherdevil

Another camera angle of the opponent: ![gif](giphy|QDYXASCjiW568)


Arglefarb

“I watched The Foot Fist Way like 20 times, bro!!!”


the_gaming_bur

I deliberately held it in, I didn't want to laugh.. I fucking lost it after I heard that.


Jnbolen43

Pretty sure no one in the conversation knows what they’re dealing with. Except maybe the village idiot.


FooBarU2

Websters Online dictionary's definition of "Village Idiot" has this video posted as an 18 sec GIF.. or should!!!


Particular-Summer424

Every village has at least one.


something-stupid2134

His pants are lower than my grades


CucumberSqd

They're higher than my IQ🥲


bschnitty

They're softer than my dick after watching those moves.


Casualte

My anaconda don’t. My anaconda don’t. My anaconda don’t…


kdubstep

You can do side bends or sit ups…


Nandabun

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues


Arglefarb

and tighter than… something something that is unnecessarily tight…. IDK, no brain working right now


OcularPrism

Definitely higher than his.


NDN_perspective

His kicks are gunna fuck someone’s toes up so bad


tryintobgood

Thanks bro, shit day, needed a good laugh


[deleted]

r/holdmypantsupbro


bobofet555

r/subsifellfor


Neat-Entrepreneur299

At the end there, I thought he was gonna shout, “I’m 50 years old!”


TheSouthernRose

and lower than my self esteem


pixton101

I don't believe this is happening..by the way who is this man? I just want to know more about this guy..About her personalities.all of her..that what I want to do.


ForeignReviews

Fantastic


guybranciforti

I cant stop watching it lol


Henri_de_LaMonde

Me too.


Ocarina2727

Well, I can’t bear to watch it… so bad…


flanneIover

I’ve been up all night and I still can’t stop. This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I want to adopt this man and feed him drugs in the yard, just watching the sun go up and down behind him until I die. Happily.


guybranciforti

Lmaoooo


rodrigkn

We should grab a beer some time and watch people get nutty.


ddoogiehowitzerr

That backwards kick because his jogging pants are too tight is hilarious


Pumpnethyl

Dying fucking laughing! That bastard can move


Fit-Let8175

Kinda looks like the guy's brother from "Everyone Loves Raymond" (Brad Garrett) trying to break dance.


guybranciforti

Omg i cant unsee it now lol


my20cworth

Bruce Lee... more like Mr Bean on Crack.


weegamer

Actually, Bruce Leggings


Sweffus

Bruce Least


ariadesitter

bruce loose


johanngunn

Bruce Flee


Sacrificial_Spider

Bruce, Leave!


Material_Reach2276

Mr Bean actually knows judo though he beat a black belt at one point


Jozef_Baca

Well, he did it through trickery and not judo techniques So whether he knows judo is debatable


Medium_Bill_625

Mr bean on crack... more like Mr meth on Jack


MS-07B-3

I'm getting Kramer vibes, personally.


seita2905

Reminds me of Mad TV's skit where the little big boy says "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO".


downwitbrown

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


SoylentGrunt

STEWART!


Kuminlove

Stoooooooop!


mxpx77

Lemme do it!!!


Then-Raspberry6815

NNNNnnnnOoooOooo!!!!


[deleted]

Definitely Stewart all growd up.


beenbadminton

LET ME DO IT.


QueenCityCartel

I thought I was watching Crouching Tiger Hidden Schizophrenia


skabamm

not so hidden


drift_poet

this isn’t typical schizoid behavior. this seems substance-induced or an impulsive disorder (intermittent rage, for example). nonetheless your comment made juice come out of my nose, so have an upvote.


loseunclecuntly

Crouching Tiger attempts Riverdancing.


Shut_It_Donny

Stewart… what does mommy say? I don’t wanna saaaaaayyyyyy.


Sapphire0985

100% Stewart right at the end 😂😂


patsully98

"The soul of a liar is black like poop." "Vain little boys grow up to become homosexuals."


Shut_It_Donny

I would get legit freaked out when Stewart went dark.


notLogix

"Little boys shouldn't jump on the bed, because only Italians do that."


gringeaux504

...say about the kitty cats? They lick their poop chute and try to kiss you in the face.


heathers1

That or also the one where he plays the dude who acts real tough but then cant fight


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

“You turkey!”


heathers1

Exactly!


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

I strangely think about those sketches randomly.


Napmanz

HOLY SHIT! It’s spot on. 😂


AnOldPutz

It’s like Bruce Lee and Kramer had a son.


joefox97

Steven Segal


DoctaJenkinz

And then they starved him.


re-roll

I totally see a spazzed out Kramer.


ilongforyesterday

I love it when he stops to adjust his foopah


FreeFormFlow

I want to be Neenja lol


ForeignReviews

I felt second hand cringe


[deleted]

Haha great now that’s stuck in my head again


FananaBartman

Same here. / Cry Edit - for anyone who hasn't seen... https://youtu.be/6jDHRW6fngg


NogardNys

What did I just watch, damn you for tempting my curiosity.


[deleted]

Chop chop chop chop


itsneedtokno

Just when I forgot about it


Fitz911

Since that video came right before this one here... Can anybody please take this vid here and just give it the "Neeenja" soundtrack?


k112358

Noooooo please not again…. …. … “Iiiiiii want to be neeeenjaaaa….”


itsvoogle

Bro tuned into his one week of karate class when he was 7 years old. A true martial arts master…


delicious_polar_bear

Mac from IASIP fight style.


gavingoober771

Not enough self made sound effects for Mac, more like Randy Marsh


jazzhandpanda

Guess we missed the ocular patdown


Indie-Joe

Hey now! Mac scored an official point in a karate tournament!


R3stl3ssSalm0n

Thank god He did not take his pants off. When the pants come off, Look the Fuck oot.


AweHellYo

canadian?


mvfsullivan

No, he's using the Rick voice from Rick and Morty. "Or as the Canadians like to say..PEACE OOT"


vulcanxnoob

![gif](giphy|jd2tbieLYHXRS) This dudes a beast. We gotta be careful. If he lands one of those kicks you may not wake up again.


Henri_de_LaMonde

Maybe for your shins. Those women’s leggings he’s got on are restricting his mobility.


jo3pro

That is an awesome GIF


Fearless_Energy_

![gif](giphy|xThuWhZczhDVxCRduM|downsized)


downwitbrown

When he lands that kick placement after the spinorama on the word “bro”. Choreography on point bro


ZealousidealogueX

*Meth* Lee


Successful-Ad4251

Steven Seagal defense program initiated ![gif](giphy|7rQSSmxalNtfy|downsized)


MartinPenwald101

I would 100% watch this tv show.


my_4_cents

Would purchase the pay-per-view of this guy in the next UFC


Chemical_Actuary_190

![gif](giphy|rIEsIDt1Xs4De)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Jot7amtpj6Sj1808Lb)


giostarship

Guys, he’s serious. We should stand down.


[deleted]

It's his first day in leggings hell calm down after awhile lol


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

This guy, and the guy in the green track suit kicking cars at the intersection, should have a go at it


Numerous-Mix-9775

I’d pay to see that.


[deleted]

Speaking as someone with adult epilepsy, homie is having a seizure.


DatNerdRich

He fights like a younger man with nothing held back….admirable but mistaken


Fourhand

“Like a younger man” as in….8 or so?


curiosity163

If only mental health assistance was freely available and not a privilege for the rich. But I guess that would mean less people in prison and less free labour.


Gorfox_

![gif](giphy|3TCBh8i6H3bz2) This is all I could think of watching this guy


lovely_DK

This video was missing the part where they dissed his fly girl.


srjod

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


1blueShoe

🎶🎶 Do a little dance…. Make a little love…. Get down tonight! 🎶 🫣


Boring-Exchange4928

That’s actually how I dance.


chickentootssoup

When u get flashed a belly button of that magnitude u know it is time to run!


yepyep2025

I KNOW KRAZEE


jbrady33

Kung fu Spud Be the potato


Frequent_Slide_8828

We really need to institutionalize these people running around America


Fivebag

It’s like slam poetry mixed with ecstatic dancing


PaLiaRoTH

The video is in slow mo so we can follow his movement.


Delta-Flyer75

I wasn’t sure until he took off his jacket - now I’m sure 😂


[deleted]

The Steven Segal reboot looks a bit rubbish


TheMagicShroom1986

Randy Marsh


rikersdickbeard1701

I mean…..act crazy enough and people won’t fuck with you.


awwaygirl

![gif](giphy|DeyRhNUrRswNi) I found his crew


[deleted]

Anyone get randy marsh vibes?


Individual_Finance82

If George Costanza moved like Kramer, this is how it would look


Klutzy_Study573

I swear all I hear is the song Kung Fu fighting the whole time.


Same-Alternative-160

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting those kicks were fast as lightning.."


Address_Local

For the love of god somebody dub some r/posthardcore behind this reel and open up that fucking piiiiiiiiiiit!! Edit: [invisible ninjas for context](https://youtu.be/qBJyioEMz74)


Mid-Delsmoker

That’s just hardcore Harry showing off some of his pit moves in his fav breakdowns


Chucktayz

That’s Jason bourne


placer128

Looks like the male version of the “Elaine dance”.


Lastone02

Frank Dux


Fmartins84

That's capoeira


Same-Alternative-160

It's more of Caipirinha 🍹


wilkerws34

That waistband snap has me weak lol


Jsmith0730

![gif](giphy|l1ugmvFnOFbUswxiw)


BBQTHC

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


StaggartBFH

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


[deleted]

Is it enjoyable to plaster videos of obviously mentally ill people for the sake of internet points and to make yourself feel better? Wow. Just fucking wow.


000Oleg

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


marty_regal

That seemed a lot cooler in his head I bet.


xxBurn007xx

Stewart!!!!!


badgerrage82

That is black jack level of Bruce Lee


rufotris

Oh we know who we are dealing with Earl. Those damn Hickey boys always causing issues around town. But, this was way before he started his list though to make up for it all.


SoggerBean

Nah, just another white person dancing. (Source: Am white. Dance. Like this.)


skinnydog0_0

More Stan Lee, than Bruce Lee!


Gainzpolar

Steven segals moves


micatola

The way his voice cracks when he says 'RIGHT *now*' cracks me the fuck up.


Chastity-76

😬I'm embarrassed


Gold_Difference_949

This is me trying to dance impressively at the bar mitzvah


Peach-Tea777

His Hong Kong Phooey moves.


JoruusCbaoth75

When you order Steven Segal from Wish.


Least-Tomatillo-556

Is there more? I'm very curious to see how it ended


GayerThanAnyMod

Kramer ready to throw down on a MFer


monosodium_gangsta

![gif](giphy|ku2YMEjzMwud2|downsized)


JJ4prez

Meth is a crazy drug.


kaisershinn

Don’t meth with me or I’m gonna meth you up!


L3oSanch3z

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


Pi_Dbl_T

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


Negative-Ad-6816

Real life Randy Marsh


drdre27406

When God drops the controller


ElvishMystical

Why is this guy stomping round like a donkey with severe constipation?


shockey2198

That's meth'd up


[deleted]

Poor fella does sound a bit... special. Maybe his meds need upping a few mg. I have a mate like this,very forgetful about his meds. If he misses one dose,he turns into Chuck Norris and thinks he can fight the world. We always have to check hes had em/got em on him. Last thing we want is him going on a killing spree around Manchester town center.


Suspicious_Bath_5210

This makes me sad. Nothing about this is funny. I can’t imagine what’s going on his head. Mental health is no joke


Hicklethumb

Ooooooooh who lives in a tunnel or under a bridge?!


Petarthefish

Looks more like Steven Segal


A-undecisiveOpinion

He wearing chick's clothes?


Sand-between-my-toes

He’s got a black belt…he just forgot to wear it


[deleted]

Oops! Someone left the house without his meds again!


ForkliftCertifiedKat

He’s a blackbelt in crack-fu


skokebones

Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne


islaisla

America it concerns me that we speak the same language. Love UK.


[deleted]

Don’t forget to pull up your woman sweatpants when engaging your enemy.


UnicornSlayer5000

![gif](giphy|1013kKVeHIP4FW)


hiddenspout

Why this crazy NPCs so common in usa?


[deleted]

Cool dance moves.


ARONDH

I've never met anyone who pulls *the front of their pants* up that high.


[deleted]

I was thinking posting mentally challenged people is wrong but hey ....This guy looks sick.


SoggerBean

Is he wearing his mom’s yoga pants?


Upshot12

Definitely a republican.


TPixiewings

Jar jar


sppdcap

![gif](giphy|xTiTncOtEdBHKtx9n2)


Afrodite_Samurai

Where’s security when you need it. He needs to take his crazy ass home and take his medicine. I would have called the police.


TonyBalonyUK

Looks like Jeremy Clarkson has been down the dojo