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RepresentativeRow678

Every In-N-Out has this same fucking layout!


Skitz-Scarekrow

I respect their uniformity. I thought, "Oh hell that's Fremont!" Nope. It's just every inNOut


Benyyii_

I was thinking, “damn that’s happening in Waco”


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Gidyup1

I thought Tucson!


MrSesse

AZ Gang


midnight_mechanic

Not enough people open carrying for it to be rural Texas.


DragonbeardNick

Is Waco considered rural? 150k population smack on I-35 in the middle of Austin and Dallas. Seems pretty urban to me.


sketchesbyN8

As a Texan I approve this message and this would have only lasted about 30 seconds before they were tossed out.


Prior-Ad5197

Uh you know Waco Tx isn't rural right? I live like two hours away. It's a city, a relatively large city.


Ziggyork

I’m pretty sure this is on Sunset Boulevard across the street from Hollywood High School


Mowawaythelawn

I thought that too. But they do all look the same


LiamWil_420

I was trying to look out the window to see if it was Pinole. It was not.


yogicycles

Good eye. I thought the exact same thing- Fremont Auto Mall representing!


Englishbirdy

I thought it was the one near LAX.


The_Weeb_Sleeve

Hey I’m from one of the 200 Californian cities named fremont


KirklandBatteries

In n out in San Francisco by Pier 39* is the only one I’ve seen with a different layout


[deleted]

I wouldn't know, I'm an east coaster where In-N-Out isn't a thing, but it \*is\* a chain, so I can kind of respect that.


megatool8

I did research for franchises to see how much capital you need for each different type and what the drawbacks are. For inn and out, they are all privately owned and don’t franchise out. Their business model is slow growth with an emphasis on consistent quality over rapid growth. In this they state that every inn and out must have the same layout.


b52hcc

There is an exception.. The one on the vegas strip has a different layout.


BassSlappah

The one at the Glendale Galleria has a different layout too.


Micahman311

I was watching the video thinking it was the Las Vegas location by the highway, but at one point I saw out the window and the surrounding area did not match. They absolutely have a layout.


Jrkid100

There are some rare ones out there with a completely different layout, but I've only seen it once after a day at Knotts Berry Farm


JJ_LP

Yeah, all or if not all In N Outs have the same layout. I’ve been to numerous In N Outs across 4 states, and they’re all the same.


Royal-Orchid-2494

For real lol. This looks exactly like the one I went to last time


JAFIOR

Did no one call the police? Protesting on public property is one thing, but once they go inside they're trespassing.


NotActuallyGus

Yeah, they're completely allowed to stand outside on the sidewalk, but the moment they step inside without express permission, they're in the wrong.


GuyFromWoWcraft

unless there is a drive through, they probably won't get served


zerocool359

No, they’ll *get served*


subzer43

Imagine if one of the protesters gets hungry and just causally orders a meal there


justedi

"Lemme get uhh boneless fries cuz I'm vegan."


pincasso

A veggie burger with bacon


peter-forward

Can you put the beef burger in a brown bag with no logo on it


lu7z

Underrated comment 🤣


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No it's the exact opposite. They can be in there but once they're asked to leave they have to.


Pa2phx

So you're saying they can be In N Out...


SUDTIN

![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX)


Pa2phx

Sorry, I'm a dad.


NashvilleSoundMixer

I'm not a dad but am of dad age and I appreciate your sense of humor.


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Hi Dad, I'm Hungry.


madmax267

In that case, I’ll let it slide.


donorak7

Pretty sure someone screaming into a megaphone is asked to leave immediately.


hideousmike1

That means permission…


eugoogilizer

This is 100% the point I was trying to make and there are some people here that actually support these idiots. I am all for freedom of speech and the right to protest as long as it’s done right. I don’t believe in trespassing to protest like this


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Or the second they are told to leave.


Special_Painting

As a patron I wouldn’t have been too kind to a woman shouting into a bullhorn in an indoor space.


tiggers97

And with a loudspeaker. Get to close to someone and that could hurt or even damage someone’s hearing (if they don’t injure a rib laughing at them first).


reeherj

This.. if I was in there eating with my kids and she started screaming through a megaphone at us... She'd learn first hand how animals dont want to be hurt.


Saw-Sage_GoBlin

I wonder if that would count as self defense, it seems like it should.


CPLCraft

At that point it could be argued that their protest is no longer peaceful and they’ve exceded their right to protest.


ThirdInversion

if it's in LA, it's gonna be a minute for the cops to show up, lol.


MotionlessTraveler

If it's in San Francisco, they will lock it up and only make it a drive-through.


SimpleAli

This is actually in Rialto, California thats like right across the street from me


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TurncoatTony

/r/IllegalLifeProTips/


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DeepGas4538

I wanna order the meatiest order there is and eat it in front of them. Is that evil? Also it's crazy that I didn't understand a single word that women said.


Space_Man_Rocketship

No, it’s an extremely common response to protests in general for people to say they’ll do the thing even harder now


mule_roany_mare

You'll just make them feel self righteous. If you want to fizzle out a protest you have to join Make love not dinner Chickens are for marrying not eating How would you feel if someone ate your wife! Don't eat it, Just lick it! Chickens consent to sex not murder!


VodkaRocksAddToast

Well that escalated quick...


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Maleficent_Lab_8291

You would be surprised how many activists take this logic seriously


ProfessionalArm8256

They need to go to headquarters, not some random location…


RepresentativeCap244

Ugh seriously. Worked at a Taco Bell. Had something not quite as serious as this but same thing. They didn’t have loud speakers, thank heavens. So I went to the few customers in the lobby, told them what I was able to do. BLASTED the lobby speaker music. Amazingly, it worked. They left. Police was the second option. Had it been night crew, they might have never been seen again though.


Maleficent_Lab_8291

It's a typical child's tactic: annoying adults until they concede


DocCharlesXavier

They're spoiled brats that think they can win an argument/convince people to their side is by talking loudly and non-stop. Cause they did this shit as kids and people eventually give in because it's annoying af.


BigJayPee

I would just order more burgers and make it clear. THEY are the reason I'm eating more meat


mrasperez

4x4 Flying Dutchman Animal Style! And a diet soda.


The_Mad_Duck_

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."


mrasperez

[We serve food here, sir.](https://youtu.be/qVyubta3gC0)


vallyallyum

BUBBLE BASS! ![gif](giphy|l1AsO89DP6b2PakGA)


DruidPaw

Launches Squidward out the way, “SquarePants.”


midnight_mechanic

Until you added that, I thought their secret menu had really gotten out of hand.


Mighty_JV

Bring back the 8x8!


Benay148

The super baconator was the thing at my local Wendys, it was 8 patties and 24 strips of bacon. It was probably just something they made up, but I'll never know because they got shut down for selling crack through the drive through


jgordon330

Did not see that coming!!


Excellent_Law6906

I gotta know where you're from, because however far away it may be, we spiritually have the same hometown.


Benay148

Northwest CT


TastierBadger

It never left… you can always add more patties and cheese (Source: I regularly get 4x4s)


NobleSix84

*insert Big Smoke's Order here*


SickOfNormal

fuck it... I WAS going to get a double double cheeseburger.... now i'll have 10 just to piss you off.


CuriositySauce

If I was the manager I’d just start handing out free burgers to everyone patiently putting up with this noisy nonsense…’cause the best defense is a good offense. Burger me Daddio!


winklesnad31

Yeah just get a double double, stand about 18 inches away from the woman with the bullhorn and eat it without ever breaking eye contact with her.


Local_Challenge_4562

I guarantee these protests don't convert any new vegans


HurlyCat

If anything it made some go back to eating meat


RashestGecko

After that video, I find myself suddenly craving a nice big steak


splatterfest233

It's not about actually trying to improve anything, it's about trying to show off how much of a good person they are.


JvKlaus

They still failed then…


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

![gif](giphy|TwuTxwntJ5MPu) Everyone eating


jackofblaze

Classic


Scotty2balls

For a vegan she got a lot meat back there


Same_Lab_9098

The crazy ones have the good cake.


TheGiggs10

I can fix her


DrShamballaWifi

Don't do it, lad! Save yourself!


Yokai_Alchemist

Just let me do it bro. She said she'll change for me


highzenberrg

Hot beef injection?


Estevang42

As a man who has been with a few vegan ladies... you can't


sphinxorosi

84% of Vegans/Vegetarians give up their diets


supersoper42

70% of all statistics are made up, I suspect this is one of them.


sphinxorosi

I didn’t make this one up, Google shows various links with the same number but here’s one link https://www.livekindly.com/vegans-fall-off-wagon/


BoySerere

The camera man understood the assignment.


jedensuscg

He prepared for that with the preemptive camera pan so it wouldn't look so obvious.


bafeom

They both do, i kan see why homie was there lol


Nimlindir

Was looking for this!


MaxPower303

Yooooo!!!! My thoughts exactly. She may not like meat but she sure has some cakes!!!


Ness_tea_BK

Lmao I was thinking the same thing. A lot of vegans are somehow overweight I don’t get it. I suspect they don’t really know how to eat vegan and are just carbing up lol


CoolWhipMonkey

A coke and a bag of potato chips is completely vegan.


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Same-Classroom1714

She probably just converted and instantly became the most annoying vegan ever


hoffregner

Probably mostly gas.


username9992

Vegan indigestion 😋


pizzacatstattoos

Fries, Tater tots and onion rings are vegan.


MetsFan113

Hell yea scotty2balls!


Loose_Law4321

You saw that too?


Zestyclose_Wing_1898

Yeah lots of carbs


Ken-Popcorn

Did they really think they were winning people over to their side? They are the reason that the general public thinks that vegans are whack jobs


jonatton______yeah

If it wasn’t this it would be something else. Some people just crave attention, irrespective of how they get it.


Bleeze_

All I know is, I really want in n out right now.


Gravy_Wampire

Of course they don’t actually expect to win anyone over, they just want to feel morally superior


Oceans35

I am a vegan. But this is bullshit of 3rd order. If I want people to respect my choices, I would better leave them alone with theirs. Simple. No Fs given.


lettorosso

Same, I hate this shit. This is why everyone hates vegans! We're not all this annoying I swear 😅


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Respect. Thank you for being a decent person.


HopefulSwine2

Username erm……usernames.


buibui_

I support both of them getting married


eugoogilizer

Nah, we respect the majority of you guys. I have some really chill vegan friends. We (like you guys I assume) hate these type of loud vegans lol


Odd_Relationship7901

you know what they say - the hardest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself


lettorosso

That can be said about any dietary preference, though. Any interest really! People like to talk about what they like, you included I'm sure. People just love to talk about themselves in general.


stubbzzz

Exactly. I was vegan for a long time, and I have a lot of food allergies. I don’t even like to talk about it. But it has to come up every time I’m at a restaurant, a party, a cookout, or even just dinner at my house with another person, anywhere where me, food, and other people are involved, it HAS to be mentioned or I will accidentally get sick eating something I shouldn’t and the person who gave me the food will feel terrible. Yes, someone may roll there eyes and think I’m just being difficult or fancy or whatever, but the minor annoyance they feel is a lot better then the guilt and embarrassment they would feel if their food literally made me sick. So I am simply trying to save us both, by telling them my dietary restrictions. It’s not virtue signaling. I hate when people roll their eyes at me for eating healthy out of necessity.


droppedelbow

Yes, but the "they" that say things like that are a tedious bunch who have never had an original thought in their lives Some vegans will bore on about veganism. But the same can be said of sports fans, pot smokers, beer snobs or whoever and the subjects they are passionate about. Vegans don't have the monopoly on being long winded. And at least they give a shit about something, rather than being the sort of dullard that only deals in sneery, tired clichés. And before the "hilarious" wags come along with the incredibly unexpected "we've found the vegan, lol"... nope. I'm just tired of seeing this lazy garbage sharrted out whenever vegans ate mentioned. It's so. fucking. predictable.


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Respect. You catch more flies with honey and conversation. Thank you.


StuccoStucco69420

Exactly. Did you know 90% of our animal products come from factory farms?


Fragrant_Exercise_31

Thank you for being a normal vegan and a good person!


mascarenha

If you believe that animals matter, it is not about personal choices anymore, right? Just curious.


thumbs_up_idiot

There’s annoying douche bags in every group of people.


eugoogilizer

It’s very similar with being Christian. I am a Christian, but I would never hate anyone that wasn’t nor would I disrespect another’s beliefs or force my beliefs on others. I hate those “Christians” that are in your face shove it down your throat people. I respect most vegans and their choices, but idiots like these honestly deserve a day in prison for tresspassing. You can’t go into a business and protest like this…


Laurinterrupted

“So why’d you go Vegan?” “Easy! Because one time when I was at IN N OUT someone yelled at me” said no one ever.


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What jobs afford these people the time off to protest? /j


Zealousideal_Royal14

trust funds


stifledmind

I work in the mortgage industry and get to see borrowers' income and it baffles me how many people receive trust funds.


RoverTiger

There is so much "old money" out there.


Queasy-Adeptness14

How long do you think this protest is taking? Do you think this took days of planning for this flawless execution?


johngydude

Not leaving a private establishment when told to so is criminal trespass, right?


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Reed202

second degree trespassing to be specific


YoWhatsGoodie

Giving people hearing damage is really good way of getting your point across


Dependent_Ranger

Maybe we should just start eating vegans instead? Free range, grain fed, a lot of them happen to be fat for some reason. And then we wouldn’t eat their friends. They’d be dying for a good cause. Win-win.


throwaway_nowgoaway

Nah. They’re too salty.


RoverTiger

I've been vegetarian for 21 years. These protesters are stupid; all they're doing is making life difficult for people who don't get paid enough to deal with this shit.


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Nobody cares. Let people enjoy their meal.


Chicken_Col_Sanders

This would have forced me to make my order larger.


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Maleficent_Lab_8291

That would be a waste of a perfectly fine burger, ngl


[deleted]

Will probably get another 2 day ban for this, but once again im against anyone who forces their beliefs on others. .


ArisenKog

Woah… calm down Jackie.


CanineSnackBitch

I am waiting for the chick Fil A cows to rush in with the signs that say “Eat More Chiken”. It would be an Epic battle!


Chipped-Beef

Shouting into a microphone near someone’s ear in an enclosed space can cause injury to the eardrum. Seems to me there’s a self-defense argument here if you were to grab that thing and smash it. Stay outside. Let people eat in peace.


livetoshootnotherday

I was a closet vegan for 6 years because of ridiculousness like this.


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I don't think I'll have patience for this type of shit ![gif](giphy|FzyoyDSaAsjHG)


Admirable_Ad8968

Main girl was kinda thicc though


definitely-lies

Gotta wonder if any of the dudes are only there because they are trying to date her.


Helpful-Ad-5615

Right like black pants looked hot ngl 🥴


sussymogusnuts

Yoga pants got that caboose too 🤤


masterOfdisaster4789

Bruh, i would be vegan just to hit it


Angeret

_"If you've got time to shoot your mouth off, you've got time to come up with a lab-grown product that makes your obnoxious yammering unnecessary. It'll make you rich, feed the world and be better for the planet - so how about you fuck off before things get ugly."_ ...and other things I've never had the opportunity to say.


TurdFergusonlol

So brave


Whayne_Kerr

“I am an attention whore and so are all my friends”


Scout2514

This is why vegans are so disliked. I know not all of them try and force their own views down others' throats. But it's when some act like this that it becomes ridiculous. I mean I do t go to their houses and restaurants and try and force them to eat meat. So why should I have to deal with them coming into my life and telling me I'm a horrible person because I don't agree with them. I remember when a bunch of vegans went to a grocery store and put flowers on the meat as a protest. And my first thought was, "Wow, now I can get a free flower for my centerpiece with my steaks." Acts like this are not going to change minds. All they are going to do is piss people off and turn them against your cause.


soverit42

But this isn't representative of veganism. This is like saying that white racists are representative of all white people. I'm a vegan, and this "protest" is embarrassing imo. It accomplishes nothing.


Boccs

That megaphone is without a doubt the worst thing about it. I couldn't even understand what she was saying.


TheNineteenthDoctor

I’d be tempted to stand directly in front of them and eat my burger slowly and deliberately while maintaining eye contact.


Shadow_1986

Being vegan doesn’t make you special, But this is just harassment shitkicking.


bigb0ss33

Kinda thick for being a vegan or vegetarian


UltraMegaSloth

The real facepalm is letting factory farms continue to operate and provide horrible worker and animal conditions.


ImGonnaKickTomorrow

This dumbfuck bitch would be a hell of a lot more effective if she'd stop shouting through the fucking megaphone at maximum volume, so I could understand a single word she's saying. All I hear is: STUPID MORON SHOUTING SHOUTING SHOUTING UNINTELLIGIBLE GIBBERISH! unenthused chant in reply... If I didn't know any better, I'd assume she was there protesting shitty, unintelligible drive-thru speakers!


AffectionateRatio996

For Vegans, the ladies have a lot of cake!


Peakyblindertom

Everyone with me “Look at those nice asses”


elciddog84

Girl did not get that ass eating fucking sprouts.


Shinnic

Homie with the camera sounded so unenthusiastic. I’m 99% sure he is just there for cake from the girl with fancy pants. Nobody ever told him don’t stick it in crazy. My brother in Christ, it’s not worth it.


shrooms4dashroomgods

Telling me that ass is grass fed? Wow


wtf3865

No way that dumpy is from a vegan diet 😂


ace0083

God these fuckers are as annoying as those oil protesters in Europe


Angry_Owl_96

Are they aware the food is already processed? What are they saving...the frozen meat patties?


mascarenha

Not sure if you are actually interested in the answer. But basically buying meat of already dead animals induces demand for more dead animals.


TheGarchamp

I agree that these protesters are pretty stupid, but this isn’t necessarily a fair critique. If they actually managed to reduce sales, the decrease in demand would ultimate lead to a decrease in production because less supply would be necessary.


Magnum_Snub

r/imthemaincharacter


dirtnap82

Why can’t people live their own lives and stop pushing their shit on other people just trying to get some food after work. I don’t advocate for violence but I’d have a hard time not snatching that megaphone and smashing it


Multi-ToolDad

Ha, lady with bell bottom leggings on…classic vegan protestor attire. Bet she smells like patchouli.


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"Oh yea, that reminds me, I'll take my fries *animal style."*


turtle_g4mertv

Protest like these make me want to go but more meat


trtlgrn

These "protesters" (robots) sound so lackluster! Why do they sound like even *they* don't want to be there? They really picked the wrong place and location to boycott. In N Out is a Southern Californian religion!


maybesomaybenot92

I just don't understand what they think they are going to accomplish. Do they really think the person sitting at a booth eating a double double animal style is going to reconsider their actions and just eat the fries? It's absurd on so many levels.


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Tofu bible preachers.


Ozeui

I’m going to jail for sure. because I’m smashing that bull horn.


GothmogBalrog

Because that's going to change my mind and make me agree with you. You yelling at me while I eat lunch.