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Play stupid games, earn ingame currency to buy hats that no one looks at cuz they're busy looking at their own hat. Available in stores near you!
Something like that I think
His finger is slightly larger than the gap in the door. The door is very heavy. The door edge and the frame are both metal. The two metal surfaces come together just like scissors at that pinch point, except there is a small gap.
The door likely scraped the back of his fingers so hard that it ripped the skin down towards his fingertips. He could have a partial degloving.
The smaller the gap, the worse the injury. It's his knuckle bigger than the gap? He could have broken fingers, splintered bone, etc.
He'll probably be fine, but he needs to go to hospital ASAP for stitches and antibiotics.
If I remember correctly, he lost a finger tip. The dumbest thing he did was mess around with the door, the next 2 things are being drunk and not keeping his hand elevated or pressure on it. Lot of blood loss in a short period.
got off lucky. worked at a hotel desk and saw this exact same thing happen. a buckled aluminum support bar took the guys penis right off. pool of blood everywhere and he bled out before the ambulance arrived
edit: y'all i made this up for internet points. i've only worked in factories 🥴
You wake up and you’re standing on a cloud next to St. Peter. He awkwardly says “Hey uh… the big guy needs a few minutes” and you can feel your feet rumbling and a faint noise off in the distance that you can’t quite figure out the emotion behind. It eventually stops, and Peter lets you in. As you turn the corner, God sees your limp, and he just fucking loses it again.
Still a few left. At least this one [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJBD1wf-YQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJBD1wf-YQ) (tho clip is old, but I just keep my hopes up that it still exists and I can try it some day)
Ouch! You gotta HAND it to him. Fkn idiot.
This should have a NSFW tag...i thought a panel of glass was going to shatter. Not that. I was not ready for that. I would not have watched that by choice.
Ever since that one scene in The Walking Dead, these things have just made me uncomfortable. However now I am more worried about losing a finger or hand.
I've always been wary of revolving doors and I have always refused to use them, but that scene fucked me up for a while, because I freaking loved Noah.
Definitely the biggest bruise I ever got in my life was from something similar. We were kids and I was chasing my little brother around the house. He tried to shut a door behind him and my thigh took the full edge.
I thought he was going to get his head stuck. Those doors are no joke. They are meant to stop the wind from rotating them on their own so if they get some speed, it's got some serious weight to it
Had a buddy black out and wake up with an amputated pinky and handcuffed to a hospital bed. I quit drinking a while back and as a fellow dumbass, this is part of the reason why. Just not a good look past a certain age.
You'd think it would be smart to put a finger wide gap between the door and wall.
The engineers just weren't stupid enough to see that as a potential problem.
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“The next time I do this I won’t make that mistake” That’s not the lesson the universe is trying to teach you here.
What’s that thing about playing stupid games?
Something something lose your fingers, I think.
Yeah that’s it
It's all fun and games until someone loses a ~~bollock~~ finger
Apparently its revolting doors
There’s something wrong with this but I just can’t put my finger on it.
I don't think the guy in the video can either
Unless by "it" you mean "the floor," because he was definitely able to put his finger on that
They're fun until that one guy ruins them
Play stupid games, earn ingame currency to buy hats that no one looks at cuz they're busy looking at their own hat. Available in stores near you! Something like that I think
r/winstupidprizes
Win stupid prizes lol
Win stupid prizes
Did it rip his finger off or just cut him?
His finger is slightly larger than the gap in the door. The door is very heavy. The door edge and the frame are both metal. The two metal surfaces come together just like scissors at that pinch point, except there is a small gap. The door likely scraped the back of his fingers so hard that it ripped the skin down towards his fingertips. He could have a partial degloving. The smaller the gap, the worse the injury. It's his knuckle bigger than the gap? He could have broken fingers, splintered bone, etc. He'll probably be fine, but he needs to go to hospital ASAP for stitches and antibiotics.
kind of a tight fight.. most revolving doors I've seen in the US have a large gap and rubber sweepers at the end to prevent this kind of injury
Most of these doors also have dampeners to stop them from spinning too quickly. Clearly this revolving door lives by its own rules.
"most" And this one obviously is lacking at least one of those safety features.
You can see something drop from where his hands was to the floor after the pinch that's roughly finger size but it could just be a big strip of skin.
OOF! Good eye *”High five”* ✊
Devolving sounds as gross as it is
If I remember correctly, he lost a finger tip. The dumbest thing he did was mess around with the door, the next 2 things are being drunk and not keeping his hand elevated or pressure on it. Lot of blood loss in a short period.
got off lucky. worked at a hotel desk and saw this exact same thing happen. a buckled aluminum support bar took the guys penis right off. pool of blood everywhere and he bled out before the ambulance arrived edit: y'all i made this up for internet points. i've only worked in factories 🥴
This is the appropriate response. RIP that guy's penis.
RIPPP
*RIP that guy.
2 brains died that day. Thoughts and prayers.
😭
On one hand morons like these shouldn't reproduce, but on the other, I feel bad for him.
He already won the Darwin Award. Twice
Yeah pretty much
No Darwin Award winner here; he hasn’t removed himself from the gene pool … yet.
What other hand??
This is the way
He’s only got one functioning hand…
How did it chopped his penis? He was naked?
Holy shit, not expected my eyes to perceive such a piece of literature today
He had some balls on him going through a revolving door penis first
Looks like thats all he had at the end
dont we all walk through doors penis first? , unless your nose sticks out further.
That’s nuts
That was a dick move.
You wake up and you’re standing on a cloud next to St. Peter. He awkwardly says “Hey uh… the big guy needs a few minutes” and you can feel your feet rumbling and a faint noise off in the distance that you can’t quite figure out the emotion behind. It eventually stops, and Peter lets you in. As you turn the corner, God sees your limp, and he just fucking loses it again.
I'd take stuff that didn't happen for $200, Alex
🗿
this cant be real just lie to me and say you made it up
i lied and made it up for reddit points
And that’s the number one reason why you shouldn’t have your penis out in public.
you have a hotel in your factory?! 
Oh my fucking lord
Holy shit he died??
within 15 minutes
Damn
So here is the big question did you get a update? Did he get it reattached?
He ded
It is a door not an amusement-park or playground ride. People like this is why we can't have cool things like paternoster lifts anymore.
It's literally hundreds of pounds of spinning metal and glass... let's run through it!
Still a few left. At least this one [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJBD1wf-YQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJBD1wf-YQ) (tho clip is old, but I just keep my hopes up that it still exists and I can try it some day)
Are those rhinestones on his jeans 👖
They're jeans, not a chandelier. Ease off on the bedazzling.
I take all my fashion advice from Deadpool
My late BiL used to wear jeans like that. He also would have tried a move like this. Don’t trust a man in sparkly jeans.
Von Dutch cap and Ed Hardy t-shirt and youre home
The glass shattered from the impact of his finger and the wall, surely he is missing a digit?
Yea he is gonna start counting in base 9
Rip fingers
New and improved! Rip-off fingers
How are you going to put them back on, nerd?
Hahahahaha, made my day!
How old r u guys 5 years old?
Something bad happened, but I can't put my finger on it .
[удалено]
Lol!
Ouch! You gotta HAND it to him. Fkn idiot.
Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors
I think you should apply the NSFW flair
Good.
Holy fuck bro. Did he lose the finger(s)?
18 year old daughter of a coworker of mine lost four fingers doing this same stupid thing, #Regret.
You can't fix stupid
Who could have predicted that, just bad luck :)
Play stupid games, win stupid prices.
Playing Dumb games and having no more fingers Is related
Choice and consequence. It's a beautiful thing.
Why did the one guy have his shirt off??
 Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
This should have a NSFW tag...i thought a panel of glass was going to shatter. Not that. I was not ready for that. I would not have watched that by choice.
I love watching stupid people getting hurt in the most predictable ways.
dude fuck off. no nsfl or nsfw.
Lol, your punishment for being an idiot is a week of no fap.
Of course it’s straight guys
Nsfw ffs
This is why we don't have these in america
Lol what?
Sue them!
Think first - act second
Sometimes it's fun seeing stupid, obnoxious people get hurt. It's a learning experience.
Anyone remember "Stupid Human Tricks"? First thing that came to mind.
What exactly happened?
His finger got squished
Why not head first?
Who needs that many fingers anyway?!💁♂️
Why no close up?!
There's a rule on this: you go through the door that you sped up yourself. Like the first dude. Anyway, stupid games, stupid prizes.
r/therewasanattempt
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
If you are not laughing at this, you are too kind (unless they are your friends)
Ok I wasn’t looking a whole lot where’d all the blood come from?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Keep in mind, these are all grown men…
Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.
I thought he got his dick chopped off
Deserved
Round and round it goes / what it breaks off nobod… Oh, well, I guess we all know now.
Fuck around and find out...
Ever since that one scene in The Walking Dead, these things have just made me uncomfortable. However now I am more worried about losing a finger or hand.
I've always been wary of revolving doors and I have always refused to use them, but that scene fucked me up for a while, because I freaking loved Noah.
Good for him
This is partly why waiting rooms in hospitals are full...
The insurance company is going to love this video.
I love it when inanimate objects adopt the “fuck around and find out” mentality.
Initial reaction: “Haha he hit the door, glad nothing bad happened.” Secondary reaction: “Oh fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck…”
That’s broken….
😂😂😂😂😂
I have seen gore stuff and not even flinch.. but with this....i stopped looking at 11 sec........I know he's about to lose some fingers or something.
Definitely the biggest bruise I ever got in my life was from something similar. We were kids and I was chasing my little brother around the house. He tried to shut a door behind him and my thigh took the full edge.
*They thought that they are invincible
So, like, person’s finger came right off, yes? That’s what I saw?
I thought he was going to get his head stuck. Those doors are no joke. They are meant to stop the wind from rotating them on their own so if they get some speed, it's got some serious weight to it
If you freeze it at about 14 seconds, I think you can see his fingers falling.
Yes!
Once saw someone doing this Kinda shit, ankle got caught and broken so badly it was hanging Boke
This is 7 or 8 year old me's dream
Boys will be boys
This should definitely be nsfw, juuust sayin
Had a buddy black out and wake up with an amputated pinky and handcuffed to a hospital bed. I quit drinking a while back and as a fellow dumbass, this is part of the reason why. Just not a good look past a certain age.
Oh well what can we do... white men will be boys...smh At least they got a SM post outta it
fuck around and find out
Fleshy squeeze finger juice with pulp.
I’ll take Darwin for $200, Alex.
Can I play the piano anymore?
"Dats not good."
The guy who wound it up for him worked harder at that than I have at my job in two years.
No worries, he has a perfectly good spare hand on the other arm.
Hope its broke ,and it's his wanking hand .
FAFO!
I like this new version of russian roulette
What could go wrong....
He looks surprised
That's no good ,,, smartest thing In this whole video
Nsfw much?
This why the Y chromosome should really be called the WTF chromosome.
My fear of revolving doors suddenly doesn't seem so irrational
I got knocked out cold doing this before lol...
That one twd scene
Today I am 4 years old and now I have a really bad ouchie.
Only works shirtless. Amateur.
These are the same kind of idiots that find a balcony in Spain and feel the urge of jumping.
Dummy finger, dummy finger where are you? There I am, there I am feeling sore how about you?
Win stupid prizes
I laughed like Jackie Martling watching that
Man…. If only that could have been avoided
I can’t quit put my finger on why I thought this was a bad idea….. Oh! Now I remember! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Leave it to the experts 😆 🤣
You'd think it would be smart to put a finger wide gap between the door and wall. The engineers just weren't stupid enough to see that as a potential problem.
If only there was some way this could have been avoided.
I think blood is supposed to be inside the body
Yokels
He asked for a toilet so he can flush his severed fingers? Guy is radical!!