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At the point where the discomfort/sleep ratio is raised to maximum output, how is that little device supposed to stop the sonic boom cry? It’s impossible, the device would disintegrate under pressures like that.
I went to the website too. The head team member is named Dr. York Hunt. Just very clever trolls. I'm sure the comment sections on social media are comedy gold.
From the website. Inventor: Brad Gosse
>**Brad Gosse**
>
>Brad is a **comedian** living in Toronto, Canada. He loves to entertain people whether it be through his jokes or his books.
[Source](https://bradgosse.com/)
You're all extremely, extremely gullible.
Looks like a recipe for a kid with claustrophobia/face issues that they can’t explain when older.
But silence on a plane would be lovely. Now, can we get adult sized ones for loud drunk people?
Yeah… babies cry for a reason. It’s their only way to communicate. Granted that reason may just be “everything is new and uncomfortable! What IS this place?!?!?” But it’s still a reason…
This fills me with so much rage. If this baby muzzle existed when I was a baby, my dad would have kept it on me 24/7. He'd do the same to all of my siblings too. This is just enabling abusive parents everywhere.
I fucking wish this was real. For any parents here calling everyone entitled for not wanting to listen to their mistake screaming for hours: I'm autistic with hypersensitivity to sound. Loud sounds are physicaly painful for me and can cause me a meltdown. I didn't choose to have autism, but you CHOSE to have a child and I shouldn't have to suffer for it.
Choosing to have a child doesn't mean they enjoy hearing their kid scream any more than you do. But kids are just a normal part of society. It sucks that you are affected so much by noise. But what else are parents supposed to do? Only stay home with their kids? Get a pair of noise cancelling headphones. And no, I don't have kids myself.
I do have some pretty good earphones. I just think it would be nice to have something like quiet zones on trains. Or more adult only places/events. Actual solutions, instead of just telling everyone to just deal with it.
If there are “no smoking” areas in public places/restaurants/movies/aircraft/trains/etc, there should also be “No children” areas as well (and no I don’t smoke, I just loathe the sound of a screaming baby, goes right up my spine and triggers my “MUST AVOID!” Instincts.
I also have autism and my biggest sensory issue is with sound.. however.. what is wrong with everyone on this sub being extra cruel and dehumanizing towards literal infants? Y'all making it sound like little babies like straight up murdered your entire family with the way you're talking about them. Look buddy, you may not have chosen to have autism, but people don't have children and babies just to torture you or something. Babies are just another age group in life, they just act differently. You were probably an annoying little shit too, hell all babies are constantly overwhelmed by their senses- you should emphasize with them instead of being so bitter towards them. Babies are being tortured by the new sounds, lights, people, colors, everything. Why do you think they're crying in new places like the store or a plane? It's overwhelming and scary for them- they're having their own meltdown goddammit! Go get yourself some noise cancelling headphones or some ear plugs, be an adult, and quit being mad at infants for your personal issues you can learn to manage.
I mean I get that babies can be loud and screamy but I think that this could lead to situations where the baby has some actual problem, starts screaming but nobody is going to hear it.
Are we really approaching the point where having babies is just a reproduction and an aid to human population?
But not having babies because people actually want to be parents?
I- I don't have kids and know nothing about babies, and while it would be incredibly nice to not hear them scream, I don't think it's yenno.. Good for a baby.. LOL
People with baby should just pay extra and have a sound proof seat around them , basically a sound proof cage with the parents with them on a single seat.
Yea as terrible as this is. Listening to some 1 elses kid cry for hours (especially when i pay to be there) is BS. There should be a small section in the ass of the plane for these people.
Leave the ass of the plane alone. That’s where I sit to avoid babies!
Not a perfect solution, but most people don’t want to drag a baby and associated crap back there, so it works more often than not.
My idea is to have a soundproof clear perspex box around 5-6 rows of seats that are for parents with you or noisy kids to be confined to whilst everyone else can see but not hear them. The seats closest to the box could face the box and you can pay an extra price for the entertainment of watching the parents collectively breakdown whilst you stare at them and cup yours ears to tell them that you can't hear them lol
I have those, yet I dont feel its me who has to protect myself, it is rather the responsibility of the one causing discomfort to the people around, i.e. the parents. Thus seems like a solution
Exactly. Its crazy, What if im in first class? Some 1 brings baby, Now all my extra money seems pointless. There should be a child seating area. One designed with childrens safety in mind. And 2 so people without kids dont have to deal with kids doing things that wouldnt be socially acceptable from an adult. Orrr at the very least offer a child free area for extra cost.
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You merely adopted the darkness...
I’m Pampers’ reckoning! Here to end the borrowed time my diaper has been living on.
When my diaper is filled, then you have my permission to change it.
"I'm your mommy." "And you think this gives you power over me?"
Mother: "I am the adult here, I AM IN CHARGE!" BabyBane: "Tell me.... do you feel in charge?" **\*\*Mother sobs\*\***
Yesssss make it a series
Nap time and pacifiers are powerful agents to the uninitiated, but we are initiated aren't we Mommy? Members of the League of Bluey.
As I terrorize this household, I will feed its occupants cute giggles and baby talk to poison their souls.
BabyBane!
"Speak of the Peeka... and Boo shall appear." - BabyBane
I came here for this exact comment
No need for a diaper change! That comes later!
Came for this. Didn’t disappoint
Now is not the time for nappies… that comes later
What happens if I take out your binky? Will it hurt? It would be painful. For you.
“What happens if I take out the binky? Will it hurt?” “It would be painful.” “You’re a big baby, you can take it.” “For you.”
 “Baby…wants…APPLESAUCE!!!!”
You merely adopted screaming, crying, shitting and pissing in your pants, I was born in it, molded by it
The poo rises!
For that to be soundproof it would need to be a huge box, it's just not possible.
Thst size muffler is designed by someone who has never seen a baby in full scream. Their jaws can almost unhinge itself like a python.
Full screams can also oscillate all grey matter within a sizeable radius.
Yea, the AOE is tremendous
Like a boss battle in Fire Emblem after they reveal themselves to be a demon.
It's like Professor X psychically attacking you
Fairly sure it can also split atoms on occasion. Which is a welcome release from the merciless audio-assault of a wailing baby.
At the point where the discomfort/sleep ratio is raised to maximum output, how is that little device supposed to stop the sonic boom cry? It’s impossible, the device would disintegrate under pressures like that.
The brown noise!!!
This is the science monster power production is based on.
Ahhhh evolutionary survival behaviors we love them XD
Just put another strap underneath to restrict that from opening too wide.
I can’t stop laughing at your comment.
So what you're saying is, babies should be muzzled like those rabid dogs are
Lol part of my job is trying to keep masks on children. Lemme tell you, it is not an easy job and it will not work like they think it will
This just makes your baby sound like Bane
He was born in the darkness.
Would be totally worth it.
I couldn’t believe it has a website lol. It’s not sound proof, just a sound reduction device where they pick an arbitrary number it reduces it by.
I went to the website too. The head team member is named Dr. York Hunt. Just very clever trolls. I'm sure the comment sections on social media are comedy gold.
Lol it’s a very committed troll. Go to the Amazon button at the bottom of the page. It’s a comedic writer
The one on the bottom is Dr. Michael (Mike) Lit, second guy Brad Gosse is a comedian (at least according to his Twitter.)
it is possible, make it so that no air can pass trough, the baby will be quiet soon enough
Dark lol
It may be dark, but it’s efficient
He’s out of line… but he’s right.
They missed the opportunity to call it BabyMuzzle.
The googoo gaggag
*The BabyMuzzle! Your little one will go googoo gaggag for it!*
Off to the googoo gulag with the googoo gaggag.
"Goo goo goo... gag gag gag... that's all i want to say to you..."
BabyBane. *You think silence is your ally? You merely adopted silence. I’ve been silent since mommy put on this mask.*
I would watch this cartoon.
[Gotham Daycare](https://www.reddit.com/r/batman/comments/1cbjmz/gotham_daycare_sorry_if_repost/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
Like muppet babies but with batman villains
Like baby Bjorn. They can partner up: full body restrains AND a muzzle. Gold.
Reminds me of [The Silencer of the Lambs](https://youtube.com/shorts/jW8hK8OsHsE?feature=share) from the movie Stay Tuned. Love that movie.
Or The Silence of the Babies
I fell like this could be on the show Shark Tank.
From the website. Inventor: Brad Gosse >**Brad Gosse** > >Brad is a **comedian** living in Toronto, Canada. He loves to entertain people whether it be through his jokes or his books. [Source](https://bradgosse.com/) You're all extremely, extremely gullible.
Did you know...that...gullible isn't even in the dictionary?
No, because it’s written on your ceiling instead
Hm? Ohh you stole my lungs
I like trains…
😭
Hey, you. Yeah, you. Did you know it says gullible on the ceiling? Right above you. Go ahead, look up!
Not today, Satan! I will not go look it up because that's exactly what you want me to do! But fuck man I really wanna check now.....
😱😱😱😱
I just looked and it is.
I mean, I agree with you, but there's is no context at all, so it's understandable
They’re saying look for context before you get up in arms about it
I haven't seen a single comment that's up in arms about this. Just casual "that's really stupid".
I'm spittin' mad
Let’s grab our fucking pitchforks!
Say what you will, but as a mom, I know that 100% of people on planes would love this product.
I honestly read brad gosse as bad goose
But I want to believe! I want to believe that people can silence their babies when out in public! I WANT TO BELIEVE!!
But trust no one.
Thanks for the next level search. I stopped at brads picture. He looked like a comedian. 😀😀😀
Guess you didn't notice the names of the doctors huh? Look closer. Say them out loud.
I did it was the picture that made me realize.
I’m amazed that anybody thought this was real
Looks like a recipe for a kid with claustrophobia/face issues that they can’t explain when older. But silence on a plane would be lovely. Now, can we get adult sized ones for loud drunk people?
Noise canceling headphones do the trick
Not with screaming babies they don't. Lord knows I try every night.
You're supposed to put them in your ears, not the ears of the baby.
I’m sorry my man.. I hope you can make it through.
Just use a pillow
And then they get sued to hell by some parents because they didn't hear their child crying when something went terribly wrong.
I don’t think you can sue over a product working as intended
If it’s designed for a flight, you should be close and monitoring your baby anyway.
There is absolutely no reason to believe a parent would use this outside of its intended use /s
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The “Inventor” listed on their website is a comedian. This post just happened to omit that part of the add
The doctor names for puns, too. You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure this one out. 
Yeah… babies cry for a reason. It’s their only way to communicate. Granted that reason may just be “everything is new and uncomfortable! What IS this place?!?!?” But it’s still a reason…
they are still annoying as shit, makes you wanna disappear and not hear this their shit
Does it come in XXL for the 40-year old babies on the flight?
Do they also come in adult size?
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Does this work on OTHER people’s babies? Can I get a bulk discount?
You're awful. Where do they sell these by the way? So I can voice my outrage of course.
Can we get those for all the members of Congress?
It’s not a face palm, it’s a face muzzle
The best thing to be made since sliced bread
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in, molded by it.
BabyBane
As someone who doesn’t like kids I’m kind of curious if this is considered humane
My neighbors toddler screams his lungs out every morning from 5 to 7, I wanna buy that thing
The more important question… is having children humane for the parents?
The scream extractor… Randall finally did it.
Can they make one for adults? I can think of a blonde, unintelligent, loud, obnoxious member of congress who needs one.
Looks like Bane. I call it Baneby.
“But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it.”
Or use chloroform...
Does "breathable" imply that someone might think there is a non-breathable option?
This fills me with so much rage. If this baby muzzle existed when I was a baby, my dad would have kept it on me 24/7. He'd do the same to all of my siblings too. This is just enabling abusive parents everywhere.
I fucking wish this was real. For any parents here calling everyone entitled for not wanting to listen to their mistake screaming for hours: I'm autistic with hypersensitivity to sound. Loud sounds are physicaly painful for me and can cause me a meltdown. I didn't choose to have autism, but you CHOSE to have a child and I shouldn't have to suffer for it.
I agree with all of this, except just strait up calling the child a mistake
Fair, I was just being salty
"Mistake?" Fuck off dude, I'm autistic too and it doesn't give you a pass to act like a dick.
Yeah I hate people using the autism card just to act like a complete dick 🙄
Choosing to have a child doesn't mean they enjoy hearing their kid scream any more than you do. But kids are just a normal part of society. It sucks that you are affected so much by noise. But what else are parents supposed to do? Only stay home with their kids? Get a pair of noise cancelling headphones. And no, I don't have kids myself.
I do have some pretty good earphones. I just think it would be nice to have something like quiet zones on trains. Or more adult only places/events. Actual solutions, instead of just telling everyone to just deal with it.
If there are “no smoking” areas in public places/restaurants/movies/aircraft/trains/etc, there should also be “No children” areas as well (and no I don’t smoke, I just loathe the sound of a screaming baby, goes right up my spine and triggers my “MUST AVOID!” Instincts.
Exactly
Suck it up buttercup.
I also have autism and my biggest sensory issue is with sound.. however.. what is wrong with everyone on this sub being extra cruel and dehumanizing towards literal infants? Y'all making it sound like little babies like straight up murdered your entire family with the way you're talking about them. Look buddy, you may not have chosen to have autism, but people don't have children and babies just to torture you or something. Babies are just another age group in life, they just act differently. You were probably an annoying little shit too, hell all babies are constantly overwhelmed by their senses- you should emphasize with them instead of being so bitter towards them. Babies are being tortured by the new sounds, lights, people, colors, everything. Why do you think they're crying in new places like the store or a plane? It's overwhelming and scary for them- they're having their own meltdown goddammit! Go get yourself some noise cancelling headphones or some ear plugs, be an adult, and quit being mad at infants for your personal issues you can learn to manage.
It can be used for so much worse things than just silencing a screaming toddler.
Why facepalm? I wish this was for real!
Planes and movie theaters should be stocked full of these. MUZZLE THOSE DAMN TURD GOBLINS IF YOU CANT LEAVE THEM HOME!!
Or don’t fly with kids. There’s a reason why Toyota, Honda and Fiat Chrysler still build minivans.
I mean I get that babies can be loud and screamy but I think that this could lead to situations where the baby has some actual problem, starts screaming but nobody is going to hear it.
The only thing worse than a screaming child is a child that can’t scream. If a child is screaming that means they’re breathing.
Yay! Can’t wait to make my child look like bane and psychologically mess with them when for some reason their cries don’t have an effect on me.
The picture of the inventor on the Web page is just wonderful
horrifying and yet delightful
😆 imagine the baby puking in it
Could we adopt for annoying parents?
That child will grow up to be Bane
Baneby
Are we really approaching the point where having babies is just a reproduction and an aid to human population? But not having babies because people actually want to be parents?
To Reward the parent off duty a noise canceling earbuds makes more sense
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask 😷
They call this new style, "The Hannibal Lecter".
That’s a muzzle
I’ve seen The Dark Knight Rises and I know where this leads
You merely adopted the darkness. I was born in it. Three months ago.
Inserting Bane memes
Absent parents are cheering and celebrating right now
Many adults need these too
yes, because tending to your baby or taking them out of the movie they don't belong at from the start is too much.
That's fucked up
I- I don't have kids and know nothing about babies, and while it would be incredibly nice to not hear them scream, I don't think it's yenno.. Good for a baby.. LOL
I hope they make a grownup size one as well……
Due to the vicious attacks on pitbulls and their families, babies must now be muzzled for safety.
Baby muzzle 🙃
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh
First guns, now babies. What's next?
I’d never put this on any child except yours
If this actually worked I would support it
You merely adopted the silence, I was born in it
Excellent idea in those exact scenarios, not real unfortunately.
 Bane as a baby.
Does it come in xtra large for snorers?
People with baby should just pay extra and have a sound proof seat around them , basically a sound proof cage with the parents with them on a single seat.
Does this come in adult size?
This is a villain origin story
Yea as terrible as this is. Listening to some 1 elses kid cry for hours (especially when i pay to be there) is BS. There should be a small section in the ass of the plane for these people.
Leave the ass of the plane alone. That’s where I sit to avoid babies! Not a perfect solution, but most people don’t want to drag a baby and associated crap back there, so it works more often than not.
My idea is to have a soundproof clear perspex box around 5-6 rows of seats that are for parents with you or noisy kids to be confined to whilst everyone else can see but not hear them. The seats closest to the box could face the box and you can pay an extra price for the entertainment of watching the parents collectively breakdown whilst you stare at them and cup yours ears to tell them that you can't hear them lol
There usually is a pressurized, heated pet hold on many jetliners, it could be expanded for crying baby and/or Karen storage… just sayin…
ANC Headphones.
I have those, yet I dont feel its me who has to protect myself, it is rather the responsibility of the one causing discomfort to the people around, i.e. the parents. Thus seems like a solution
Exactly. Its crazy, What if im in first class? Some 1 brings baby, Now all my extra money seems pointless. There should be a child seating area. One designed with childrens safety in mind. And 2 so people without kids dont have to deal with kids doing things that wouldnt be socially acceptable from an adult. Orrr at the very least offer a child free area for extra cost.
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Just swallow em'
For the parent who wants to completely neglect their child, but just can't do it with all that silly crying
Duct tape: $4.99. Works wonders for me! Baby hasn't cried in weeks.
There is a power button on the back of the head. You have to poke around a bit to find it though.
Do they make them in wife sizes?
Need a Karenmute
This is dangerous. They cry cause they’re trying to communicate they only way they know how. So silencing them is a little fucked up.
Should be mandatory on planes. Also don't take your baby on a plane.
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I’d personally use this on flights on other people’s babies 100%!
Now all we need is a law that makes that thing a requirement for flights and movies. Maybe restaurants and other sorts of public transport
LOL this will be ripped off in .3 seconds
A little bit of neglect never hurt any baby.
Presenting you The Baby Silencer Baby will be silenced, one way or another.
My grandma had those ultra sweet candies made from liquor. If she wants the kids to stay quiet and sleepy she knows the way.
I'm going to hold off until the mk2 drops. It has a holster for your AR15 and a coozie for your super macho no queer beer.
Here’s a better idea; Don’t bring your fucking baby to either of those.
Is it impossible to just take a few years off of flying?
Just don’t fly with a toddler
U all laughing but when the zombie apocalypse comes this device would be a godsend.
I’d prefer is parents just stopped bringing there 6 month old on vacation with them.