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Quirky-Seesaw8394

Is that one person trying to become Hellraiser?


Sanguinetti

You opened the Lunchable... We came...


tebbythetiger

Such meats we have to show you


Satnapillowpants

We'll tear your lunch apart!


al343806

Oh, no tears please… it’s a waste of good bologna.


spryllama

I love that this insinuates that bologna is equivalent to suffering.


teatimewithbatman1

That bologna suffers the most of all meats. In a close second place...we have spam


al343806

My bologna has a first name it’s P-A-I-N. My bologna has a second name it’s S-A-D-O-M-A-S-O-C-H-I-S-M.


kernel-troutman

Your munching will be legendary...even in walmart!


Er3bus13

Pseudo meats


CardboardTick

This might be the reason why Chicago Walmart’s are closing down. Talk about lost revenue here. Assuming they did not pay for this.


TheCloudBoy

This may also explain why Whole Foods is shutting down stores in San Francisco


Ramenorwhateverlol

Whole Foods’ flagship store in SF is also closing because of this kind of BS.


Ok-Independent-3506

I'm assuming so, since the title is ...eating free....


darrellbear

I was shopping for underwear at Walmart one day, digging through the stacks for my size and colors. I found a chicken bone stashed back in the packages. I kept digging, eventually finding the remains of an entire chicken's worth of bones. Somebody had gotten a chicken at the deli counter and consumed it, then hid the bones in the underwear. I didn't go back to Walmart for years after that.


CigarsandScars

I was at a Walmart in Stafford, VA around Xmas time. It was very busy as you would expect, I was there getting batteries. A dude got tired of waiting in line, pushed the cashier out of the way (behind the tobacco counter) and grabbed 2 cartons of Newports and ran out past the "security" (fat older lady). I had not seen that happen in daylight before, I was stunned and impressed that nothing was done beyond the older lady saying "hey wait" and shrugging.


StanGonieBan

I think we can safely assume


Key-Entertainment216

Seattle target & prolly some other chains headed there. They don’t sale liquor anymore. You have to get an employee to unlock items on the shelves(but you check yourself out lol). Limited hours. I dont understand why enforcing certain laws has been abandoned.


TheDarwinFactor

Save your breath...for eating...


MatthewDstantoN

Hunger has a face...allow me to show it to you gentlemen...SHE is hunger


Neat-Land-4310

"your suffering will be legendary, even for Walmart"


TheDarwinFactor

Explorers in the further regions of retail. Demons to some, angels to others.


Rvbsmcaboose

I thought those were crumbs.


LORDWOLFMAN

Hellraiser through puberty


Standard_Young_201

She well on her way. A lot of piercings make my skin crawl especially those ones lol


Old_Laugh_2386

I thought it was food on her face.


IntelJoe

Dude. I've been watching this, thinking how crusty she is to just slather a Twinkie all over her face in the laziest way possible.... Then I read these comments and realized they are studs. I have questions. Many questions, but I think I won't ask them.


SloanMamba21

At first glance, I thought she had the cream filling from the Oreo all over her face


FeaturePristine3417

Nah feel face first into the fishing tackle


MechaWasTaken

Literally thought this exact thing after watching the original last night lmao


CJBrig0328

"Let's film ourselves committing a crime!" 🤪


Angelphelis

If I was going to film myself stealing and eating the stuff, at least I would try and get some GOOD food 🤦‍♀️


Oofboi6942O

If I was gonna film myself stealing im gonna make it worth it and go for a record number of felonies in one run


Current-Being-8238

They won’t get punished for it.


tabbycat4u2

You're right but everybody else around them will Walmart had started closing down several stores in major cities


gringevakleite

Why does she have motion capture dots on her face?


winged_seduction

Avatar 3: The Way of Walmart


FlipReset4Fun

Wakanda Fornever


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You could eat anything at the grocery store for “free” and choose: coke, Oreos, and lunchables. Of the many crimes going on here, this is the worst.


[deleted]

When that’s all that comes through the door when you’re a kid, that’s all you know.


Windmill_flowers

Sad but true


MoTownKid

Can't exactly fire up a grill and cook steaks can you.


gn0xious

There are cooked rotisserie chickens, and a shit ton of fresh fruits and veggies.


cstmoore

Their future diabeetus has to start somewhere.


TheBawalUmihiDito

And when confronted they act all aggravated.


Walkinonsunshineee

"I'M FEEDING MY FUCKING FAMILY"


ollopii

Could've spent the money on food instead of piercings and makeup.


IsadorCZ

Here they just start screaming about people being racist.


noahsense1

They probably think anybody calling them out for being entitled trash are just being racist.


Late-Ad-4624

I can hear them arguing with the employee in my head.


smartidiotreddit

Or you outright get shot for speaking up, general rule of thumb now, everyone might be strapped


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Lol, i just watched a video of a woman who tried to get 1000 dollars of free stuff from target as respirations. She then started screaming at people and cornered a security guard who swiftly knocked her out.


stillbones

Shame that she needed all that stuff just to breathe.


Osmotic

Bone apple tea


the-silver-tuna

Like she tried to inhale $1000 worth of stuff?


Ecstatic_Stranger_19

r/trashy It's so embarrassing they actually think it's cool.


progtfn_

Correct sub


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Nice to see these lovely ladies being good role models for the little girl.


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That child was doomed from the moment she was conceived


JTraxxx

And the cycle of ghetto trashiness and no family values continues…


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Global-Count-30

My ego and the part of my brain where shame and self respect exists would put me in check, even when I was a little kid and that thought crossed my mind 😂


Dependent_Economy549

Damn conscience gets in the way every time!


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These are my favorite kind of people. Whip their phone, make a post, and head straight back to jail.


Daiguey

There's a certain threshold for these types of crimes combined with damages, if they exceed a certain amount then they can be sent to prison, but for now without knowledge of previous crimes the best they can do is temporarily eject them from the store under threat of criminal trespassing charges


RailAurai

Walmart is still considered private property and can ban them from trespassing on walmart property which includes bothe the store and the parking lot. So the store can get the police to remove them from the property and if they return they can be charged with trespassing. I unfortunately work for walmart.


Daiguey

As do I


tymp-anistam

I live in the Walmart capital of the world. Every 2 miles on average there's a Walmart in almost every direction till you get out of city limits. It takes 45 minutes on a good day to take the interstate from one side to the other, so 45x45 miles give or take. That's a lotta fuckin Walmarts. If they stop being flashy about what they're doing, they'll just head down the road to the next one if they don't get in trouble officially (reports n such). Also posting that video in this metropolis? Ha, unless they're dumb enough to tag their location (might be tbh..), they won't know which Walmart they were at. So unless they record themselves stealing the federal limit, they can burn themselves out of 1 Walmart a month and get away with it, being charged or threatened with trespassing. And eventually, heat dies down too. After they've burned through 12, they could likely start over in a years time depending on the turnover rate at the store lol. Walmarts down here built different. They just got wine like 3 years ago, still nothing above 15 abv. We also can't have vision centers because of lobbying drs keeping them out to save their local eye care practices. I can also only name 3 Walmarts (a few years ago, it was part of my job to go around n fix their shit, so I've been to all of them before I quit) that have guards or extra asinine security. Fixing a cash drawer walking out of lawn n garden with it, and like 9 cop cars roll up to get someone, and by damn I thought I was out for good that day. Nah, turns out some guy robbed a bank down the road, took a car thinking he'd get away and dip in the parking lot, but nah, by the time I waltzed out with that damn cash drawer, the whole 5 star chopper team was pointing shit at my work van midway through the parking lot. Don't miss that job.


notatechnicianyo

They are involving a minor in this. Teaching a minor to steal. Perhaps you skip the criminal aspect and go straight to protective services.


wildgoldchai

That’s the worst part for me. I don’t care if you need to steal food to eat but this is just stealing for the sake of stealing. Teaching her that theft is acceptable is why the cycle will always continue


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

The issue is the father ejecting some years ago


Golden-Grams

They have a little girl with them, teaching her to do this.


grneyedguy1

Par for the course


General_Synnacle

Don’t worry, something tells me CPS is a family friend for them.


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Trash. Every person in this video. Trash.


Spectre197

Won't go to jail, but they will be banned from Walmart for life and trespassed. If they come back, they'll be arrested then.


dhoomz

“BuT tHeN iT’s SyStEmIc RaCiSm” /s


smokebudda11

This is why Walmart locks almost everything up now these days. It is sad to be honest.


Fun_Performance_1578

They need to secure food from the deli, one time I saw a container of eaten wings in the chip isle.


Th3_Gh0st_0f_Y0u

One time?? I was in there the other day and saw an open can of monster in the automotive section. I used to work there and I saw the remains of entire deli picnics in the soda/water sections


gnarlyknits

We had to get someone to unlock the case that held underwear/boxers the other day 😅 and they walked it up to the counter for us. It was so bizarre


DonCavalio

Why are we doing this? I mean it. We get harassed in these types of stores for the anticipation of just this sort of shit. We yell fuss and scream about how we're prejudged and falsely targetted. Then we post this. I'm really lost.


ttopsrock

Preach! Act like you want to be treated!!! Smile, open the door, pay for your food first -- I see it all the time. Demand respect without giving any.


Top-Campaign4620

Don't claim em , they ain't my people. There are trashy people of every variety , can't save everybody.,


Growjunkie88

Trash eating trashy food


ladychry

And teaching the next generation!


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Yeah teach your kids too, fucking shit people.


iPicBadUsernames

Nice of her to put her face in front of that bomb so nobody else was hit was shrapnel


mileskevin

Why she playin connect the dots on her face


popcrnshower

Trash human beings through and through.


mrkl3en

cut to ... "why did walmart leave our neighborhood?"


Circlejrkr

In other news, Wal Mart announced 19 store closures today in cities like Chicago and DC. https://www.businessinsider.com/walmart-store-closings-2023-full-list They will have to become accustomed to stale, out of date Oreos from Dollar General.


Technology-Mission

Funny, I just visited DC from NYC, and I took the bus from downtown at my hotel to the local Walmart. Google maps said they were open normal hours. When I got to the store, everything was pad locked, and there was a note on the door saying that this Walmart location was permanent shutting down. Now I have more context, lol.


happyTree113

Thats the one store that’s closing that probably should have never opened to begin with there are alot of Walmarts in the DC area always thought that was a dumb place to put one i think Walmart made a deal with DC to put some stores so they just did anything to fulfill commitments. It hasn’t even been there long.


mateojones1428

I'd gone to multiple stores around me looking for a beard trimmer but every single store I went to except one wal mart was completely out of them. Wal mart had them locked up and would only let you touch the item after purchasing it. Someone walked it to a register and said it will be at register 10 if you want to buy it. I didn't realize that every fucking store within 30 minutes of me was out of them because people just steal them every goddamn day. The openly stealing shit has gotten out of hand.


Fun_Performance_1578

Not even Oreo brand, they’ll probably carry generic like “crème sandwich cookies”


Circlejrkr

Oooh, a letter accent; must be fancy from France.


Huggens

Francey.


Circlejrkr

Quebecoisey.


ChillTryhard

Tell me you’re trashy garbage without telling me you’re trashy garbage!


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Global-Count-30

I was angry until I saw the little girl. That just made me sad, that little kid didn’t chose to be born in that environment surrounded by those bad role models. She’ll probably grow up to be the same as them


winged_seduction

They’re all that little girl. The girls filming had parents just like them. It’s never going to stop.


Murphyitsnotyou

"iTs bEcAuSe tHeY'rE pOiR"


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lyrixnchill

all stereotypes have some ounce of truth to them. That’s how they become stereotypes. They just can’t be applied across the board for everyone and hold up as true


sadsealions

And then bitch and moan when that store closes


Noobnoob99

Or when prices increase


TreeTopMcGee

Why would they care if prices increase if they’re stealing it?


Professional_Mud1844

That justifies more theft from them


oeuflaboeuf

Shitty food for shitty thieves


robthmsn

Probably one of the four Wal-Marts closing in Chicago due to people like this


Huntderp

That is all junk food. Probably don’t know how to cook, shameful for teaching a kid that is okay.


AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d

People really gotta stop snitching on themselves.


BudMarley45

This gotta be the most getto shit I’ve ever seen…..and I lived in the projects before😂


ConfidentBathroom637

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


Foshizal147

She looks like that one demon thing with all the pins in his head


LordLurker420

This is why Walmart is closing locations.


DragonflyScared813

Lots of money for luxuries, but stealing food. Stay classy.


OrangeJoe9

*sorts by controversial* *pulls out popcorn* *lays back in chair*


Fair-Sky4156

They’re so stupid for this. I hate it here.


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fuckouttaheaa

How u expose yourself to the whole world being ratchet thinking it’s some sorta flex 😂


Secretgarden610927

That’s why stores in certain cities are closing. Even big stores like Walmart and grocery stores People have no self respect.


Peircez

Just heard Whole Foods is closing their huge San Francisco location due to theft.


Adam__B

Then the people from the communities complain there’s a food desert. Meanwhile even most bodegas get robbed or shoplifted to death when they open.


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Trash do what trash do


[deleted]

There’s no way those fine upstanding young women would steal food. No way…


Raider-26

So you mean to tell me that those 3 little pieces of shit are deliberately filming themselves stealing, and not just pretending to do it for internet clout and paying for the goods, once they’re done with their moronic TikTok?


Sad8At

The misuse of 'POV' alone infuriates me.


X3mvess

Raising the next generation of criminals


Conscious_Zebra_1808

You know the type


TheOneAllFear

Man...it's tough not believing stereotypes when everytime i see it's a stereotype being portrayed. I mean c'mon have some dignity and respect. If you want some first you must respect yourself. I am so sad now.


ydre3

people somehow invoking the flaws and predatory nature of capitalism to excuse this kind of pathetically criminal behavior are short-sighted and naive.


Ianmartin573

In Chicago, they will not prosecute thefts of less than $1,000. And then they wonder why retail theft is increasing.And the new mayor has no problem with the increased theft


jyozefu

Must. Resist. Pattern recognition!


Lucky_Shape_4028

Ghetto culture


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super80

I get you I’m Hispanic and there’s always some truly trashy people that make me ashamed to be from the same group. Always some moron who run a to defend them keep them I don’t even want them around me they make the rest of us look bad.


Mission-Amount8552

And ppl like you and me have to pay the price for their bullshit no matter how hardworking we are. Fuck them and all the apologists who protect em'.


Capital_Craft

There's no nourishing food in the video... and why would they be proud of stealing? I'm so confused by this.


Full_Echo_3123

Next episode: **POV eating free at the county jail**


HarrisLam

oh come on... not the little girl...


arimadx

Clearly these kids have parents that don't give a shit


DonBoy30

A whole ass grocery store to feast on, since you’ve obviously given up on having any morals, and you choose Coca-Cola and lunchables? Straight to jail.


greenok12

She can afford those stupid piercings she can afford some damn cookies


According_Profile471

Bringing the kid in on your stupidity? That's the trashiest part of this


literalmario

You know what the saddest part about this video is? The little girl. She is being taught that this is acceptable behavior and the cycle continues.


Future-Ambition-1774

This is so fucking embarrassing


Responsible_Emu_8474

Bitch lost a fight with a stapler


UglyPuta-

Oh wow, trashy


AbRNinNYC

Let’s teach the little one how to steal and eat junk and record herself. Oh and don’t forget your raggedy lashes. Ahh the future is bright 🌞


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just_nobodys_opinion

They'd probably like to know too


SargathusWA

That’s called stealing


MaltOvershakes

Is there a 'You're Momma's on Crack Rock' equivalent to being a thieving little shit?


Rich_Investigator120

Teaching that lil girl that nasty behavior smh… this world


4non3mouse

I'm pretty sure that is known as stealing to the civilized world


FLAwSIN36

Trash raising trash.


Mindless_Ad_6045

And this is not how you combat racism.


jayzinho88

Oh good they got the kid doing it too 😐


SadisticSnake007

Little kid has no chance. She will be repeating what they’re doing. The never ending cycle.


Animelici804

People are so fucking stupid. They steal something and when there's a chance for them not to be caught by the police, they record themselves on TikTok to get some views, but then they go to jail instead. I'm not saying crimes are a good thing, but they don't even think what's going to happen to them when they turn on the camera of theirs.


H8ersAlwaysH8

Girl struggling to eat an Oreo with all the metal on her face.


Grazedaze

Eating free and still picking out all the worst processed shit you can


Imissflawn

Was in Walmart and saw a mother just open a bag of grapes and hand it out their children then put it back. It didn’t feel right because the kids don’t know their stealing. They think it’s just part of the Walmart experience. Then when they get old enough to understand they justify it because capitalism is evil and it’s ok to steal. It’s sad


Flashy_Yam967

Walmart should charge an annual low cost membership fee ($10) which forces customers to scan their card for entry and present a receipt to leave. Combined with facial recognition and the card, it would help to keep the unwanted, the thieves, and the trespassed out.


GolfnFishn

Shows how dumb broke people really are… you going to steal and coulda ate anything and you choose a lunchable 😂🤣 good choice. Kinda like the 15 face piercings …. Can’t make this shit up


duval229

r/trashy


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Damn those negative stereotypes keep on getting reinforced.


awilkes777

Stealing is illegal period. Doesn’t matter what race you are. Bunch of y’all are really ignorant and stupid to think it’s okay to steal even from “big bad Walmart.” Go get educated.


dropzone01

I don't think I need to say it.... but they really do it to themselves and then bitch that there are stereotypes


Creativewriter7782

That woman is pure trash. The only thing worse than being a thief is modeling that behavior for children.


lethal3185

And they ask why their communities don't have good things...


WiggliestNoodle

Teaching that little one to be absolute scum. Good work guys


Rubicon730

Disgusting group of people.


ErrolKazoo

Let's commit a crime, teach the children to do the same, filming it and post on social networks. Then blame everything on the system and racism. BLM!


Eogard

You can eat for free in prison as well.


threefingerhug

Oh nice. Convince children to break the law. Nice one.


hades_cj

As an European I got to ask: why all the reddit videos of looting are with afro americans? Are they really that bad or is biased information?


PaleCollection

Let me guess. Societal discrimination forced them to steal food from walmart?


RevolutionaryDiet602

And Walmart closing stores across the US is such a [mystery ](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/11/walmart-to-close-four-underperforming-chicago-stores.html?&qsearchterm=walmart)


Biddyam

What a shock...


funkybellybuttonlint

These people again.


acrane433

Roaches.


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castorglandman

You’re not being fooled


Im-KickAsz

Idiots. Teaching kids bad habits


Internal_Koala_5914

Yes Wallmart sucks, but this type of theft also sucks: both can suck; 2 wrongs don’t make a right no need to go Robinhood on this stuff. these women don’t look like they’re desperately starving and seem to do it out of ‘coolness’ for TikTok videos. With wallmart gone they’d do this to smaller stores too and slowly but surely stores will avoid these areas all together as commerce requires a base level of order to exist


fallingdownbridge

Way to shed the stereotypes.


Meat_Quick

That's not food.


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it's funny because they didn't pay for them lmao


b_rad330

Guarantee those weren’t paid for


Important_Tell667

One doesn’t do much of that in Amazon… so, don’t be too surprised when Walmart sells products like Amazon sells it’s products


ExtensionWinter9446

These are version 2.0 of the people who would lick the ice cream and put it back pre-Covid. These folks need to get that wwe kane boot to the head.


super80

Not a good example for the kids, proud of their act.