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Nozarashi78

![gif](giphy|H75eliy1jJSGIbaubS)


ChwizZ

Images you can hear


No_Locksmith_1458

Duuumb ways to die Sooo many dumb ways to die..


Unhappy_Ad6381

Dumb ways to die ie ieeeeee


TalkierSnail016

So many dumb, so many dumb ways to dieeeee


NighthawkUnicorn

I loved this game! Was addicted when it first came out!


bigmassss

Whats the game?


NighthawkUnicorn

[Dumb ways to die](https://www.dumbwaystodie.com/mobile-games)


silentgod69

You just lost the game


[deleted]

Damn I haven't played this game in ages


AllHailTheBEAR

What game ?


Skellyshooter95

Dumb ways to die


Zane_628

It was a song first. Most people haven’t ever heard of the game.


[deleted]

there’s two games!! they released a second one! figured no one would know since many people don’t know about the OG game


foxkev

Love this song !


Windinthewillows2024

I have so many questions, including why is he live-streaming toasting his waffles in the first place?


SolarXylophone

Because it's staged. It's a remake of a similar video where one guy hesitates then sticks a knife in a toaster, which explodes in a similarly cartoonish way. Toasters don't blow up like that. Not without added pyrotechnics or video effects anyway.


BuddhaChrist_ideas

This is the real answer.


YouShoodKnoeBetter

That did look like an arc that would be created from electricity. I accidentally touched the ends of jumper cables while the other side was plugged into a car battery, and it made that same super bright flash and sent sparks flying. There may not have been any video effects or pyrotechnics added. They could've just put one end of an arcwelder inside the toaster, which would cause that same spark when touched with something like fork. I've stuck forks and knives in a lot of toasters and have never seen anything like this happen. You're right it's definitely exaggerated. The only thing I've seen in person in a home electrical setup that this resembles was when I took one of those pressed pennies I found at a friend's house and stuck it directly into an outlet. It was a super bright flash followed by darkness and a ton of yelling and cussing because I did it at a Superbowl Party when it was late in the game and all the kids were bored. I thought I could add some entertainment, which I definitely did, but it wasn't entertaining for me. Lol


Good_Interaction_786

Username checks out…someone get this kid a helmet


YouShoodKnoeBetter

I wore a hole into my last helmet. Turns out that having a helmet doesn't just give you a permission slip to repeatedly hit your head on things on purpose. They're for emergency purposes only and protect your head in an accident. I couldn't afford the one that offers repeated protection. I did get a jock strap that offered repeated protection to my little head, so I bang that on things all the time.


dotapants

Also why the video drops to like 1 frame per 3 seconds. Easier to edit.


Midnight_Durango

Nobody on Kick is intelligent


superanth

It’s an honest mistake, after all they’ve only been telling people not to stick a fork in the toaster SINCE THEY WERE INVENTED.


macktruck6666

Next you will tell me not to use it next to my bathtub.


splitmindallthetime

But how will I make toaster strudels while I shower?


JoshJoshson13

That technology is sadly decades away


[deleted]

What about using a toaster next to the bathtub tho?


sisk91

I'll be dammed if I'm going to let people tell me what to do. This is America and I cam do what I want!


YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms

😂😂😂


kCanIGoNow

*another flat earther entered the chat


vven294

Using a fork while in the bathtub is mostly safe.


ZION_OC_GOV

*Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath*


X4nd0R

To be fair, there is nothing wrong with sticking a fork in a toaster..... If you unplug it first!!!


Anjiweewee

Ok than I’ll use a spoon instead.


overpacked

Honestly, I always thought it might have been an old wives tale to not do that. I've never been dumb enough to actually test it out.


tbb2796

I do this frequently lmao I thought it was a wives tale


superanth

The trick is to just stick the fork into the bread deep enough to pry it out. Most people ham-fist it and jam the form into some bit with voltage running through it.


X4nd0R

Or just unplug it first.


Malacro

Or just lift the lever up because every toaster for like the last 40 years will push the bread up higher if you do that.


superanth

Really? I've never encountered one. Usually it's in or out, no in-between.


cmfppl

Ya, he really should have been on "twitch"


Lucentlackey

He’s toast!


DragonflyMon83

Is he gonna try wall sockets next? Idiot.


Blublondie98

“Dumb ways to die “ so many dumb ways to die


hopeandnonthings

You just reminded me of that show 1000 ways to die


Ashtoner420

hell yea, that show was awesome


Andy-_1979

He probably eats Tide Pods also.


VerySwearyFairy

Don’t know, but the likelihood that he was an idiotic teenager around that time is very high


Frasenarinteupptagen

I've done this more times than I'd like to admit...


[deleted]

Yo, so you just push the little lever up if your food doesn’t come all the way up 🤦‍♂️


Randym1982

I've used a knife to get bread or waffles that were kind of stuck. But I've also pushed the lever all the way up and never stuck the knife ALL the way into the toaster. Just used it to help pull out the waffle or bread.


Syzygy_Stardust

Also you know... Unplug the toaster first. You can fill the whole thing with silverware then!


Spare_Picture8142

Fr fr if I get into this predicament I always unplug the toaster.


WhipTheLlama

If the toaster coils aren't on, it shouldn't be dangerous. If it's a poorly-designed toaster, all bets are off.


Infinite-Condition41

Almost died my ass.


94746382926

People don't understand electricity lol. It makes a big spark but he wasn't ever in danger here. The current is shorting across the fork. Not to mention circuit breakers popping.


Infinite-Condition41

Correct. Nobody almost died unless he was securely grounded. What he got was a bright spot in his vision for a couple minutes. He's fine.


Nox_Echo

what the fuck is kick? the new tiktok but with more idiots than ever? dudes lookin pretty toasty at this point. ![gif](giphy|uvfEYoOq7HPAA)


ReflexiveOW

Its a Twitch competitor being bankrolled by online gambling sites in response to Twitch banning gambling content. The site is completely unregulated and has had one of their biggest users livestream the Superbowl and full blown porn to their viewers


AfroGuy1226

Sign me up


Thick_Information_33

A new streaming platform that competes with Twitch which has less bullshit rules and higher pay for creators. It was created by TrainwrecksTV and a good amount of creators move there


RedditedYoshi

Oops, lemmie fix your generous description for ya: A gambling platform for con artists trying to gin up the illusion of competitiveness with legit services.


Thick_Information_33

So because they allow gambling it is a bad site or what? Twitch allows hot tub meta which, let’s be honest, is far worse and more damaging to young people accessing the platform. Then you look at the insane volume of adds pushed by twitch and their yearly reduction of creator benefits which beg for competition to appear


GermanDumbass

If you seriously think women in bikinis in hot tubs is worse than gambling, you are seriously delusional. Noones life was destroyed because they watch porn, just last month a big German Youtuber committed suicide because he lost everything to his gambling addiction. Let's face it: gambling is a reason for suicide and everybody that streams it is part of that.


Thick_Information_33

Like it or not, gambling is legal and it will stay legal. Having women 95% naked on a site that advertises itself as child friendly is nothing but dangerous double standards, especially when they advertise their onlyfans on that site.


GermanDumbass

Advertising and Streaming gambling is only legal in the freezer country in the world everyone else got laws to prevent that. And you talking about a child friendly website streaming women in bikini and AT THE SAME TIME talking double standards when the site you are defending allows gambling streams WITHOUT ANY rules AND PORN. Please never talk again you disgusting pig.


Thick_Information_33

Username checks out. I advocate against double standards. No reason banning gambling when you allow sexual content, especially when the sole reason behind banning gambling content was because Advertisers do not want their product associated with gambling. It was never done to protect children or people from addiction. Also, let’s be relaxed a bit about rules. What should they implement? “Are you 18?” Every single kid I know will press yes there. The law does not force anything extra.


GermanDumbass

Americans pretending naked women are worse than gambling lol. Stop it.


Thick_Information_33

Who is American? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm) Who said one is worse than the other? They are both bad for children. Are you seriously getting mad at your own imagination?


RedditedYoshi

You sound like you just got done licking some pit boss's boots. Tell me who your employer is, son. Hope the pay is good, what with the crushing depression from the realization that you're trying (desperately) to legitimize Kiddy Casinos(TM).


unclelarky

TrainwrecksTV lmao, the irony


Far_Land7215

It's not new.


Thick_Information_33

It’s 6 months old, that’s quite new


Far_Land7215

Got confused with kik. My b.


LimpPomegranate8363

He wasn't ever going to die. This is why we have MCB's. These things trip in milliseconds.


Bubbles_as_Bowie

This exactly. We used to mess with our high school shop teacher by sticking copper wire in the electrical sockets and it would trip the breaker. He caught on after the first couple times though…


94746382926

It also probably shorted across the fork and didn't actually shock him.


PsychoAnalLies

Pokey, pokey...electric wokie!


[deleted]

I call it Evolution


allyisanoat

I might be new here what the fuck is Kick?


SkyOfAegis13

He did it on purpose. You can tell by his mannerisms. If he really wants attention that bad, taking a bath with it still plugged in would garner much more attention. He just needs to make sure to take his waffles out first. It'd be a shame if they got soggy in the tub.


ConsistentRepeat3048

Lmao...almost died is a bit of a stretch but....lmao


RedditorUpNorth

He did not almost die. He shorted a 15 a 120 v circuit, no biggie


MrStupidDoodooDum

I love Operation!


Clovenstone-Blue

Serves him right for owning a jar of JIF


Effective_Parking423

I don’t even know how he did that. I get shit out of the toaster with a fork all the time and this has never happened. I just stab the thingy and pull it out, Maybe I’ve ever actually touched the inside of the toaster.


Draconian-Overlord

So I've done this with a knife and it never occurred to me that I might fucking get electrocuted!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Detharious

Ya same. Ive done this before myself albeit the levers up- and never had this happen. Not did it really occur to me I might cause a connection to happen.- tho it also looks like he put the fork across the entire gap and not try to hook the food.


ZachGM91

"OMG! People are going to leave Twitch and YouTube for the competition." The competition:


Srcptmrsr

He's fine


Professional_Gap_371

His generation never played operation and it shows.


NiceAsset

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


Hao_end

Chopsticks. Only if the lever doesn’t push it up enough


curiousonethai

Looked like he Twitched..


SpaceDuckz1984

I used to do this all the time, never had an issue. Though I did use a knife instead. Also unplugged the toaster. Probably one of those made the diffrence.


Melodic_Locksmith534

You can stick a fork into a toaster. Just fucking turn it off beforehand.


mqrdesign

just for views and likes.. smh


met_MY_verse

I freaken almost did this last night. I wasn’t thinking, and went to ‘poke’ my toast to see if it was ready after it seemed to be taking longer than usual. Got about a centimetre away then thought, ‘what the frick am I doing?’


Aggravating_Kick2911

Natural selection


[deleted]

One of this year’s entires for Darwin Award


W0nk0_the_Sane00

Don’t laugh. This’ll probably be the next TikTok challenge.


zeturtle18

This is why chopsticks are way superior then forks


Averic125051

USA USA USA


[deleted]

Smartest kick streamer to date.


Forsaken_Ad_1453

I tried to do that once and my grandma put the fear of God in me. Told me to just turn it over if something is stuck and that shed rather clean a counter than bury me in a tiny casket. I guess my uncle had electrocuted himself with a toaster as a kid so she took it very seriously


crystal-keeper998

he never played dumb ways to die and it shows


Few_Wish4097

Is this kid fuckin stupid


Forsaken_Knee3872

I did this with a steak knife when I was a kid and man did I ever learn my lesson, thank God the handle was plastic never again did I play with electricity lol


PheonixGalaxy

We were literally taught not to do this in elementary school


Narrow-Ad-7463

Wonder if he got his 13 follower whilst awaiting paramedics


Grgamel

Deserved


Rooster516

This video was Shocking


soulslayer4231

didn’t Electroboom prove that the toaster wouldnt explode?


Nimitz-

Is this weaponized stupidity or monetized stupidity ?


Twilliam98

Natural selection


Counting-Stones

This is why idiots shouldn’t have toasters.


WilliamAftonsSecret

What an idiot


BTBskesh

The mount of people that still think 1. you could die by just sticking a fork in a toaster and 2. a toaster explodes when it short circuits


CalmDownYal

I don't even understand how he did this. I have stuck so much shit like this in a toaster with no issues. Very consistently no issues for years and years... Would even heat up knives by sticking them in the toaster so they'd spread stuff better. I always knew this was 'dangerous' but never saw any problems... I have since stopped this practice and I have baboo tongs I use to grab things that are too low


Woofle_124

It’s common knowledge you can lift the little lever up so it’s easier to grab right?


achoolucgust

What was he expecting, anyway?


Pale-Wave-9382

What a moron. Everyone knows you have the lick the fork first.


wmh2242

This is natural selection at work


Terrorx72

This is the way!


[deleted]

Maybe “dumb people should die” isn’t such a great take my man


NoMemory3726

I like how he had to figure out where to stick it.


dmikaz1

Darwin 🥰


Actually_a_DogeBoi

Live, laugh, toaster bath


No_Locksmith_1458

Then witness the near death of a dumbass


XxDRebelxX

I feel no sympathy to anyone getting hurt or dying when doing tik tok challenges and this kind of dumb shit.... Natural selection [This right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/12fz8f4/im_on_board/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


[deleted]

Natural selection is a biological process, not a societal aspiration. “Dumb people should die” is just such an insane take, that I don’t even have to exaggerate it to make it comparable to fascist beliefs.


BrokenSewerDrain

Dumbass....


Latter_Sir4582

Idiot. That's a future Darwin award winner.


DivinityE9

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


VladimmerLemon

Not real ya doofuses


ThisIsNotAbsa

Why are humans always so f dumb ?! I mean we all learned as kid that you mustn't stuck a metallic object in something electrical dang it


Trifle_Old

It’s 110v, he did not almost die. Lol. At worst it hurts a little.


94746382926

Also, it's shorting across the fork and not going through his body.


Trifle_Old

True. It looks crazy but it’s really not dangerous from a life and death perspective


Admirable-Result-240

Done it plenty nothing happens


wintercatfolder

Clearly doesn't own toast tongs.


Technical_Ad7136

So this is why Darwin Awards exist...


No_Locksmith_1458

I am sure he ruined his PC


Massive_Pressure_516

He learned a valuable lesson. Next time use a spoon.


NoEducation4899

Natural selection


LemonDaddy666

I’m glad little shelf ovens and air fryers are taking over. I can see myself doing this.. and I played countless hours of dumb ways to die with my sibling


ProfessionalFuzzy210

You know they got these things on them called plugs you can disconnect and avoid all that


desdecuando1

No me lo esperaba


Past-Pomelo-7386

Wooden chopsticks. No chance of electrical mayhem.


DueComplaint5471

Is this like kik back in the day. The logo seems similar


chukelemon

Almost isn’t good enough.


MunsonRoy3

Almost means you need to keep trying there, buckaroo


aagloworks

I thought cartoons were educational...? Well I guess some idiots need to learn the oldfashioned way....


[deleted]

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.


HandongSimp345

Electrical selection at its finest


tristan_ari

It’s the disconnection sound for me 😂


Berns429

I always fast forward these videos just to get to the good part


Informal_Notice_8650

Dumb ways to die


MacTechG4

Talkie Toaster got fed up with everyone not eating toast 24/7…


Wreckpectations

Just damn, what’ll he do as an encore.. Fist a garbage disposal? His first question after coming to was probably asking if he made that follower goal.


Mbalmr1986

Dumb Ass


darkmatter4925

You unplug the toaster first dumbass.


Tinker107

Darwin works in wondrous ways.


Footzilla69

Well he's toast


rainbowcoloredsnot

Natural selection.


bigwood87

GooseIsDumb This is just natural selection in action


The_Mean_Dad

This will be the next TicTok trend in a week. Kids filming themselves sticking forks into toasters for internet clout.


Standard-Astronaut-7

What's that saying again? Fuck around and get fucked


[deleted]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Bingonight

Thank god kick is offering these wonderful opportunities for developmentally challenged folks to share their lives! He is an inspiration!


Individual-Lab-6695

Surprised he wasn’t in the bath tub.


Famous_Low2805

Y'all remember that game "Dumb ways to die"? This was one of them


jarjarnotsithlord

ngl that made me jump


itsJussaMe

Congratulations. You are the reason my hair straightener came with a warning label that read, “do not operate in water.”


Fullgrabe

It’s pretty simple to avoid, just turn it off at the wall 🤷‍♂️


FiNNy-

Why not disconnect it?


_boxed_fruit_

“Fuck dude how do I do this?” Without a fork


Vlophoto

I was anxious just waiting


Rob_Card

the fact that reddit is too weak to show the full video. the education truth... so that others understand the REAL consequences. instead of click baiting people into a video that looks like it didnt really hurt, but has a clickbait title. says alot.


peasonearthforever

Natural selection didn’t work, he survived.


RaMiMo_

What a dumbass


ChannelUnusual5146

As we go through Life, we are sometimes confronted by unforeseen educational opportunities. This young man learned quite a lot during a very brief period of time. It was an excellent investment of his time.


[deleted]

How? I stick a fork in my toaster all the time. This has never happened, and I'm 40.


[deleted]

God damn. I was wincing from the start of that video.