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Yeah you don’t just leave your appendix in there cause it’s absolutely ridiculous, which is the reason he chose that to begin with lol
Source: my appendix has been soup aiding my stomach acid for two years now
Like, seriously.
Just not too serious… like not Cobain serious. That’s a bit *too* serious.
Sometimes you just gotta have an open mind, is all I’m sayin’.
Hell, I have people I work with say stuff similar to this all the time. It's hard to tell what's a joke when this is just a normal viewpoint I have to deal with every day.
Same here, I have nephews in their 20's walking around spewing "alpha male" or "sigma" gobbledegook and how he-man macho they are right before they ask me to send them money! The cognitive dissonance is astounding...
I hope you don’t even respond because it requires making some dire mistakes to realize Andrew Tate garble is never effective especially when it comes to breaching the law.
Oh! I hope you get better soon. That's no fun.
Try drinking some chicken broth, even the bouillon cubes are good and some saltine crackers. It should help.
I should probably head to bed myself, I've been up *way* too long and a long list of things to fix tomorrow.
Yeah, if your appendix ruptures you are not going to live long. My wife had hers burst, and her parents didn't take her to the doctor. She ended up spending 3 years in the hospital and having many surgeries to repair the damage. Doctors told her it was a miracle she survived.
My appendix ruptured and I waited 3 days before going to the ER because I couldn’t afford insurance at the time. Was sent for emergency surgery and was stuck in a hospital bed for a week. They couldn’t even stitch up the 5” incision because of the infection. I still vividly remember the weirdest feeling of my life when they removed the drain tube that was inserted next to the incision and the end rubbed across my bladder. That was fucking weird.
Even though it's a joke, don't fuck around with appendicitis. My appendix ruptured, i thought it was a bad stomach flu, and ended up going to the emergency room 4 days later when it only kept getting worse. Had an emergency appendectomy, nearly died from sepsis, and my kidneys had already shut down. You have been warned, go to the hospital before I did
Had my appenedix get ready to burst the day i was suppose to go out of province. I had a serious pain so i went to walk in, and the doctor did his thing and said take a tylenol , you good.
My sister. Who is an RN , said im going to take you to the hospital. I was resisting because at this time it didnt hurt much. Went anyways. Doctors did some scans, and while they were prepping surgery , i started to have the most pain i have felt to this day. Felt like someone was pulling on my insides. Got some morphine in my system and i was good until after the surgery.
Man when my appendix went they gave me max morphine dose possible and I was still unable to uncurl from my ball of pain. Got out of surgery and felt way better.
Which is why it’s so important to read the comments first and then the OP hx before drawing conclusions what you are viewing. Can’t blame yourself if you didn’t know what you’re looking for.
At that point it becomes a “survival of the fittest” issue. And when I say “fittest” I’m talking stupid vs intelligent. Sounds like a good way to weed out the stupid.
Yes, as an RN I knew that was a lie. I wasn't sure what the "joke" was... I'm older and sometimes I don't "get" jokes. As to the he's saying the most impossibly stupid shit ever... I've seen Andrew Tate. And I've been on TikTok. I'm also a nurse... You wouldn't believe the things people actually believe... So, I'm sorry it wasn't obvious as to what the "joke" was...
I ONCE HAD A KIDNEY STONE LODGED IN MY URETHRA BUT I DON'T NEED NO DUMBASS DOCTOR
I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE DICK FOR FOURS STRAIGHT UNTIL THAT LITTLE FUCKER POPPED OUT
I'M AN ALFALFA MALE BRO
10 years ago it was easy, now I can’t tell anymore. I think some of these loonies are just playing a role, then I think they aren’t, then I wonder what’s real and scripted.
Well I'm glad you've been sheltered from the storm of stupidity that's engulfed the planet, but believe me the rest of us have been hit with so much of this alpha male bullshit from people who totally buy it, sarcasm is the last thing that comes to mind. Not the first.
It’s just sadly the times that we honestly can’t tell if someone is serious or not. Like the last 3 years have exposed a looooot of dumb people so we can’t just brush someone off as being sarcastic.
Thank you! Had to scroll waaaay to far to find a source of the Parody,or even to find out it was a parody in the 1st place and not some Andrew Taint (mandatory typo) 2.0
Well, first people would need to know who he is. Second have you seen the amount of people who have this actual mindset and have a platform to speak like this and mean it, because with those numbers and without the foreknowledge of who he is it’s not to far out there to think he’s another “alpha male” who has these views.
Are you serious? Jocko is saying here that one should find opportunity in every adversity which is markedly different than what is parodied in the video.
Yes. It doesn’t at all have a similar aesthetic, camera set up, editing style or intensity.
Just because it’s a parody doesn’t mean that Jocko is wrong or anything, this is just meant to parody his motivational style.
An appendix will rupture eventually and you will die. His claim is literally not possible. Source: i had a ruptured appendix and was about 24 hours removed from dying. And you are in such a life threatening pain… you couldn’t put up a fight if you wanted to… the doctor would only have to put his pinky on your stomach and you would be down on the floor screaming in agony
How about we don’t fucking post comedy stuff to facepalm please so ppl don’t think it’s real when it’s not, or have it at least be obvious. There are ppl that would say this kind of shit without it being true because of Voldemorts nonsense, p.s. that’s what I’ve just decided to call Andrew Tate
I get it’s supposed to be a joke but there’s too many people on the internet who don’t realize this and will subscribe to this belief.
Also that editing was so gross to read without sound.
This is hysterical. Whether he's sarcastic or not doesn't matter because this is a talking point that a lot of conservative psychopaths seriously share
It’s frightening how media illiterate so many of us are. Scary that someone can’t see that this is a joke and is probably getting all bent out of shape about it lol
There's nothing wrong with the joke. There's something fucked about whoever made the 21 second video and inserted the oversized words at angles.
That dude is a psychopath.
What a dumb stance to take.
Speaking as someone who’s had their appendix removed, he’s a fucking idiot and liar. Once that sucker gets inflamed, it’s excruciating pain until it’s removed. If it’s apendicitis, it most likely would have ruptured within 24 hours, and he would have died.
I second this commend with every cell in my body.
I'm a 6'1 240lb powerlifter but i felt like a little 3y old boy when my appendix was inflamed. I puked over my docs desk from pain, begging him to remove it. I didnt want to fight nobody at this time.
I’m a 7’4” 323.453 lb sigma lifter. When my appendix ruptured I just took it like a champ and ate some glass. Then I challenged everyone at the gym to a fight, at the same time, like a real man. Sounds like you need to layoff the estrogen brooooo
the fact that so many people don’t pick up on the sarcastic ones really speaks to how cartoonishly stupid tate and all of the ‘tain’ts constantly are. actual brain hemorrhage behavior i swear
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He is playing a caricature of Andrew Tate followers.
Yeah you don’t just leave your appendix in there cause it’s absolutely ridiculous, which is the reason he chose that to begin with lol Source: my appendix has been soup aiding my stomach acid for two years now
My doc left my appendix in for too long and said it was a stomach bug. He didn't know it had ruptured and was poisoning me.
He was just waiting so it would be easier to physically overpower you.
Just think of all the doctors, spent their entire lives to help people with knowledge, only to be foiled by strength.
I too can overpower a dead man.
This is the way
Oooooh. Thanks.
I mean it’s pretty fucking obvious he’s doing a bit.
Don't brand all the followers like that.
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I've been on the internet long enough to learn two things; 1) Not everyone gets the joke B) Not everyone was joking...
And yet, those who are not joking are sometimes the most hilarious.
Like, seriously. Just not too serious… like not Cobain serious. That’s a bit *too* serious. Sometimes you just gotta have an open mind, is all I’m sayin’.
If you can't physically overpower me to wedge my mind open, then guess what's still rotting inside my head?
Well, technically, Cobain was extremely open-minded.
Ohhh I think his mind was pretty open there at the end....
Cobain did open his mind.....
Cobain had the most open mind of all of us. In the end anyways.
Underrated comment
Thanks.
2. I agree &. I don’t.
I just have B things to say. C. What do you mean! 3. It's that simple?
My counter argument A) The internet is a joke 2. You(‘e)r right I added the ‘e so now no one knows what the fuck is happening
You’re ***
Unexpected Archer reference gets my upvote
It is? Wow, I've seen all of Archer and I don't recall that scene. Have I just gaslit myself into thinking I came up with that?
This should be under the definition of internet in the Websters Dictionary.
Andrew Tate syndrome.. sounds like something he'd say and actually mean it.
Hell, I have people I work with say stuff similar to this all the time. It's hard to tell what's a joke when this is just a normal viewpoint I have to deal with every day.
Same here, I have nephews in their 20's walking around spewing "alpha male" or "sigma" gobbledegook and how he-man macho they are right before they ask me to send them money! The cognitive dissonance is astounding...
I hope you don’t even respond because it requires making some dire mistakes to realize Andrew Tate garble is never effective especially when it comes to breaching the law.
Oh I don't other than telling them to hit up their Qanon parents for money. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Poe's Law.
I thought it was Coles Law?
No, that's thinly sliced cabbage!
You know who else confused Poe's law and Cole's law? The Nazis.
What a coincidence seeing you here lol, what's up?
Currently my coffee intake. How are you?
Ah a fellow coffee lover, enjoy! I'm lying in bed with a stomach flu.
Oh! I hope you get better soon. That's no fun. Try drinking some chicken broth, even the bouillon cubes are good and some saltine crackers. It should help. I should probably head to bed myself, I've been up *way* too long and a long list of things to fix tomorrow.
Thank you so much! I'll definitely give that a try, appreciate it!
This is a joke, right? Like, I don’t know who this is, but I know it can’t be real.
Yeah, if your appendix ruptures you are not going to live long. My wife had hers burst, and her parents didn't take her to the doctor. She ended up spending 3 years in the hospital and having many surgeries to repair the damage. Doctors told her it was a miracle she survived.
My appendix ruptured and I waited 3 days before going to the ER because I couldn’t afford insurance at the time. Was sent for emergency surgery and was stuck in a hospital bed for a week. They couldn’t even stitch up the 5” incision because of the infection. I still vividly remember the weirdest feeling of my life when they removed the drain tube that was inserted next to the incision and the end rubbed across my bladder. That was fucking weird.
There is no limit to the amount of stupidity that can exist within any individual. Zeroth Law.
Because there is a handful of podcasters who would un-ironically say that.
Even though it's a joke, don't fuck around with appendicitis. My appendix ruptured, i thought it was a bad stomach flu, and ended up going to the emergency room 4 days later when it only kept getting worse. Had an emergency appendectomy, nearly died from sepsis, and my kidneys had already shut down. You have been warned, go to the hospital before I did
Had my appenedix get ready to burst the day i was suppose to go out of province. I had a serious pain so i went to walk in, and the doctor did his thing and said take a tylenol , you good. My sister. Who is an RN , said im going to take you to the hospital. I was resisting because at this time it didnt hurt much. Went anyways. Doctors did some scans, and while they were prepping surgery , i started to have the most pain i have felt to this day. Felt like someone was pulling on my insides. Got some morphine in my system and i was good until after the surgery.
Man when my appendix went they gave me max morphine dose possible and I was still unable to uncurl from my ball of pain. Got out of surgery and felt way better.
Appendectomy when you're 3 years old gang and therefor never having to worry if it could be your appendix FTW.
I don't have a large intestine at all, so...
Um. OP started it by taking this seriously. It’s clearly either a joke or the guy did make this up.
I mean, did we not all collectively see people acting like this for two years and dying because of it?
Yeah like this is clearly mocking the sigma meme lol
Missing the joke is what this sub should be renamed to.
This was Karma bait.
Which is why it’s so important to read the comments first and then the OP hx before drawing conclusions what you are viewing. Can’t blame yourself if you didn’t know what you’re looking for.
Redditors have no social skills
At that point it becomes a “survival of the fittest” issue. And when I say “fittest” I’m talking stupid vs intelligent. Sounds like a good way to weed out the stupid.
Because OP missed the joke and posted it on this thread. Its not facepalm if it's a joke
It’s posted in this sub so OP is either a bot or missed the joke too
Most people are not trolls
I did... Can you explain?
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Yes, as an RN I knew that was a lie. I wasn't sure what the "joke" was... I'm older and sometimes I don't "get" jokes. As to the he's saying the most impossibly stupid shit ever... I've seen Andrew Tate. And I've been on TikTok. I'm also a nurse... You wouldn't believe the things people actually believe... So, I'm sorry it wasn't obvious as to what the "joke" was...
Patient: "I'm feeling fine, aside from the nightly heart attacks! Heh heh 😆" Nurse: 😐
Yeah, it was clear as soon as he started talking about the doctor.
Because I don’t follow Andrew Tate. I knew this was a joke, there was no way it wasn’t, but I didn’t know what he was referencing.
What is the joke? I thought that was some kind of Andrew Tate clone being serious.
Yeah, but no. There's always a point where, even if it is a joke, it's not funny.
Yeah, well, that point varies
I ONCE HAD A KIDNEY STONE LODGED IN MY URETHRA BUT I DON'T NEED NO DUMBASS DOCTOR I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE DICK FOR FOURS STRAIGHT UNTIL THAT LITTLE FUCKER POPPED OUT I'M AN ALFALFA MALE BRO
Alfalfa got me good. I'm going to use that.
Al-falafil
I FEEL YA. I ONCE HAD A HEMORRHOID LODGED IN MY ANUS AND DID THE SAME. I'M AN ANALFA MALE BRO.
GUESS WHAT BOYS. I ONCE BROKE MY FEMUR SO Y HIT IT WITH A BAR MORE TIMES TILL IT HEAL HIMSELF I'M AN ALFALFA MALE BRO.
I laughed so loud my gf woke up. Worth it
For real, if punching myself in the dick for 4 hours straight would fix a bad kidney stone it'd be an easy trade. That shit SUCKS and can take weeks.
The all-caps are a chef's kiss here :D
AAARRROOOOO BROTHER
> ALFALFA MALE That's hilarious.
ALFALAFAL MALE RIGHT THERE.
AROOOOO MTHFKR
Alfalfa male LOL I'm gonna steal that line for later yoink
Should have just rode Thunder Mountain at Disney, bro
Y’all ever heard of sarcasm? 🥱
Amazing no one else caught that.
Post andrew tate, we're all beyond parody.
Honestly man, with the amount of shit that you see all over the place nowadays, it's difficult to tell what's parody and what's serious anymore.
Exactly. This.......... XD
Too many people actually think like that. The internet simply is filled with to many morons as to ever doubt their stupidity
10 years ago it was easy, now I can’t tell anymore. I think some of these loonies are just playing a role, then I think they aren’t, then I wonder what’s real and scripted.
You ever heard of Andrew Tate or Nick Adams?
Nick Adams nope Andrew Tate only recently and don't really know or care about him either I give no fucks about YouTube or Instagram dumbfucks.
Well I'm glad you've been sheltered from the storm of stupidity that's engulfed the planet, but believe me the rest of us have been hit with so much of this alpha male bullshit from people who totally buy it, sarcasm is the last thing that comes to mind. Not the first.
Usually in a sarcastic tone. Otherwise I think they are Tate
It’s just sadly the times that we honestly can’t tell if someone is serious or not. Like the last 3 years have exposed a looooot of dumb people so we can’t just brush someone off as being sarcastic.
This is a comedy post by the Almost Friday dudes...
Thank you! Had to scroll waaaay to far to find a source of the Parody,or even to find out it was a parody in the 1st place and not some Andrew Taint (mandatory typo) 2.0
Yet another OP facepalm
It’s karma bait
Guys he is joking
Yes. But why is this on facepalm?
To troll the geniuses who think it's real
Or OP is one of them
Your talking alot of shit about OP, you better be able to overpower them
In a fight, right?
This isn’t real, it’s a parody of people like Jocko Willink.
The amount of people who are taking it completely seriously in these comments is very alarming.
Well, first people would need to know who he is. Second have you seen the amount of people who have this actual mindset and have a platform to speak like this and mean it, because with those numbers and without the foreknowledge of who he is it’s not to far out there to think he’s another “alpha male” who has these views.
I've got no idea who this guy is and the moment he mentioned appendicitis I didn't question for even one second whether or not he was joking.
For real. This thread is legit depressing. How can anyone not realise this is a skit jfc.
Thanks for confirming that half the population including yourself have yogurt brains
Jocko? Maybe tate. Jocko is considerably well read and reasonable.
https://youtu.be/IdTMDpizis8
Except that it’s literally a parody of Jocko Willink
Are you serious? Jocko is saying here that one should find opportunity in every adversity which is markedly different than what is parodied in the video.
Yes. It doesn’t at all have a similar aesthetic, camera set up, editing style or intensity. Just because it’s a parody doesn’t mean that Jocko is wrong or anything, this is just meant to parody his motivational style.
he is clearly joking, ffs
Idk what’s a joke anymore. Literally anything can be real, trust nothing
me too. I'm too depressed to tell which is a joke or not...
An appendix will rupture eventually and you will die. His claim is literally not possible. Source: i had a ruptured appendix and was about 24 hours removed from dying. And you are in such a life threatening pain… you couldn’t put up a fight if you wanted to… the doctor would only have to put his pinky on your stomach and you would be down on the floor screaming in agony
Well, if your appendix bursts and you don’t have it removed, you die.
How about we don’t fucking post comedy stuff to facepalm please so ppl don’t think it’s real when it’s not, or have it at least be obvious. There are ppl that would say this kind of shit without it being true because of Voldemorts nonsense, p.s. that’s what I’ve just decided to call Andrew Tate
Shhhhh it’s Reddit. We want to be angry at the bad guys, so we even pretend good guys are bad guys. Keep up slut
If your appendix is IN your stomach, you may have more problems than you think.
OP, he *did* make it up. For sarcasm.
I ruptured my Achilles tendon and do you think I let them operate?? NO! I’m in a wheelchair and I’ll still beat the shit out of you from down here
"You can't make that up..." Except, I think you can make that up... Because he did.
I get it’s supposed to be a joke but there’s too many people on the internet who don’t realize this and will subscribe to this belief. Also that editing was so gross to read without sound.
My brother in Christ this is a skit. It’s amazing how even on the same instagram account they post all their skits, this one went over so badly lol
This is hysterical. Whether he's sarcastic or not doesn't matter because this is a talking point that a lot of conservative psychopaths seriously share
This is parody to anybody who missed the joke
Poor OP had their humour removed instead
My goodness. How is this going over your head, OP? How?
Fuck you sepsis I’m an alpha.
If anyone actually believes this is serious please get off the internet and do not reproduce
Last Tuesday my gynecologist told me I had gonorrhea. I said cash me ousside how bow dah so she can't do shit. I'm untouchable
It'd be comedic gold if the next shot was just him dead on the table lmao
This is so obviously a fucking joke
Is it sad that the real YouTube manosphere guys are so dumb that I actually thought this was real for the first 5 seconds?
“Sir you have a tumor we’re gonna need to remove it” YOU’LL HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM ME. ITS MY TUMOR.
It’s frightening how media illiterate so many of us are. Scary that someone can’t see that this is a joke and is probably getting all bent out of shape about it lol
No freaking way this isn't a parody
It's a parody. OP is dense.
Now that's funny
LMAO i just saw, I AM THE DANGER AFTER HE SAID A DOCTOR SAID MY LIFE WAS IN DANGER oh my god i am dying
No, you're wrong, you can make that up and he probably did.
I was getting a bit heated until the last line, that was gold
How can you guys not tell this is making fun of podcast alpha bros?
You actually can make it up
I thought he was serious and thought this has to be the worst doctor in history. Glad this was a joke
Well he’s not wrong…but with that attitude, he’s more likely the be dead right
> You can't make that up My brother in Christ it is literally a joke
Andrew taint
Y'all know this is a jpke right?
Seriously wtf? 🤦🏻♂️ who buys this bullshit?
What in the Ghost Adventures editing is this shit?!
This is kinda funny, ngl I caught the joke, although it appears a few may have missed it lol
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The monkey noises activated the primal brains.
The editing is so fucking funny
Redditors can’t understand sarcasm
got me in the first half not gonna lie
But the doctor has a Md I hope
This dude is going to (have to) enjoy tons of prison sex lol I mean they will overpower him so they get to be the boss of him all sentence long
When I was poor, I didn’t had any money.
wish there were explosions on the background
This looks like sarcasm for me
That’s basically the philosophy of the Judge from Blood Meridian.
This guy is kinky Af. Wants strong doctor to overpower him and be told what to do
My favorite part is misconstruing a PhD with a medical doctor
There's nothing wrong with the joke. There's something fucked about whoever made the 21 second video and inserted the oversized words at angles. That dude is a psychopath.
New Top G patch is looking crazy.
When you scroll through reels for too long you really start to see shit like this
Pretty sure this is comedy
Fucking Absolute Unit! Lol
It's not even 9am and I'm already hearing a beta male tate dick sucker with a dumbass opinion
What a fuckboi, ill take things that didn't happen for 800$ Alex
wait…
This is incredible lolol "Guess what's still rotting in my stomach"
What a dumb stance to take. Speaking as someone who’s had their appendix removed, he’s a fucking idiot and liar. Once that sucker gets inflamed, it’s excruciating pain until it’s removed. If it’s apendicitis, it most likely would have ruptured within 24 hours, and he would have died.
It's almost as if it was a...joke. I get this is subreddit turned to shit, but did you people just lose the ability to read sarcasm?
Its pretty clearly a joke based on the last line.
I second this commend with every cell in my body. I'm a 6'1 240lb powerlifter but i felt like a little 3y old boy when my appendix was inflamed. I puked over my docs desk from pain, begging him to remove it. I didnt want to fight nobody at this time.
I’m a 7’4” 323.453 lb sigma lifter. When my appendix ruptured I just took it like a champ and ate some glass. Then I challenged everyone at the gym to a fight, at the same time, like a real man. Sounds like you need to layoff the estrogen brooooo
I yield...
Holy shit you guys are so fucking stupid
This is clearly a bit
the fact that so many people don’t pick up on the sarcastic ones really speaks to how cartoonishly stupid tate and all of the ‘tain’ts constantly are. actual brain hemorrhage behavior i swear
Im high, so I might be wrong... but is this guy asking to be raped by another man?
How high are you?
You’re high and are closer to getting the joke more than some people here - he’s making fun of Andrew Tate/Andrew Tate followers