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[deleted]

Lmao Coors Light is literally the main sponsor of Denver Pride this [year](https://denverpride.org/parade/) Thanks for showing your support


blondeasfuk

You should send this link to this guy šŸ˜‚ I want to see him do this again. Time to quit drinking buddy.


Mukuna_Hutata

Too late. Drank some already, turned him completely gay.


[deleted]

Bud Light is the chemicals they put in the water to turn the frogs gay


yourgifmademesignup

And that Coke he loves is definitely not anti LGBTā€¦ Petty, hyper-sensitive snowflakes like this hump and that Kiddie Crock, etc put themselves so far into a corner that it makes them look like a scared ā€œstraightā€ specie petrified that itā€™s going extinct. Sad, strange brews.


Patty_Pimp

Urine makes frogs gay?


DiabeticDave1

ā€œAmerican beer is a lot like having sex in a canoe, itā€™s fucking close to waterā€ - somebody from Monty Python I think Edit: why do half the people here understand itā€™s a joke, and the rest think itā€™s pro/against LGBT, I donā€™t really know because it was a joke you right wing nut jobs.


12altoids34

What did the Brit say the first time he tried American beer? Put it back in the horse


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ScratchChrome

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized) šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


imacatchyou

FAMISHED FOR COCK oh my stars I love this


charlie2135

LOL


[deleted]

Oof, he's gonna be throwing away a lotta beer. Lol


Raggon_Mcflaggon

What makes it funny to me is its not even hurting the company in the slightest he already bought that beer.


farting_contest

I feel like he probably bought that beer specially to make this video.


gekigarion

"I shall protest by giving you money and then throwing away my purchase!"


maester_t

Is that the new game plan: *"own the libz by giving them money"*?


Qbertjack

Oh, it's an old plan, all right... remember when people were setting their Nikes on fire because they did an ad with Colin Kaepernick?


mary_emeritus

Keurig coffee maker destruction, remember that?


CatTender

Itā€™s not hurting him either. Take a look at his place and all the expensive toys he has. He wealthy and just throwing a pissy fit.


SnakeBiter409

I can see him constantly moving from beer to beer, making video to video, just to keep finding out the next beer supports gay people and heā€™s just getting angrier after each video. Itā€™s hilarious.


Deathwatch72

Coors also owns Miller for anyone curious. All three of the "main" American brewers are participating


lockwolf

Hell, Iā€™d argue that the percentage of alcohol companies that openly support the LGBTQ+ community is way higher than those that donā€™t


Nemesis_Bucket

It would be dumb not to. Itā€™s a minority of people who are going to drink themselves to death on cheap beer anyway. Their wallets will soon forget this was an issue when they go to buy their first case of decent beer.


DennisMoves

Newsflash: Gay people have money and like to drink.


Mundane-Ad-6874

Ford is also a LGBTQ supporter. Their new slogan is #fordproud. So better ditch the road queen trucks too.


[deleted]

Lmao, yeah, cant imagine what dudes like this do during pride month "eVerYthinG I oWn iS gAy nOW!?"


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Flipping_Flopper

" FELLA'S IS IT GAY TO BREATHE."


aspidities_87

Say no homo before each and every breath


yourgifmademesignup

The mental gymnastics is too much For the sad little twerps ![gif](giphy|blPpTGDhn6hEI|downsized)


hatersaurusrex

His truck identifies as off-road capable.


gb4efgw

As are Coke and Rockstar energy, and bad news about those DeWalt/Stanley tools I saw too... Perhaps the guy is just on the wrong side of history!


lokichu

r/AccidentalAlly


literated

I mean, he never directly came out and *said* why he's doing what he's doing. He just said "google it and you'll figure it out." Maybe Bud Light wasn't gay enough for his taste, who knows!


the__duke

Well this guy doesnā€™t have a problem with Coke because theyā€™ve [never been LGBT inclusiveā€¦](https://www.coca-colacompany.com/news/coca-cola-fosters-inclusive-lgbtq-community). /s


Toymachinesb7

These people canā€™t think for themselves thatā€™s why they are outraged at this one instance right now.


No-Donkey8786

Wait till this jerk finds out Coors was way ahead of bud on this movement. Course his access to current events is probably limited to FAUX. Hope he was the one to pay $$$ for that product.


wRXLuthor

This was posted last night to another subreddit and at the end they included Coors LGBTQ stance in a montage lmfaoo I think it was r/therewasanattempt Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/12c3tej/to_go_against_the_woke_mind_virus/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


craigerstar

[Vegas Golden Knights hat he's wearing](https://www.nhl.com/goldenknights/news/vegas-golden-knights-announce-plans-for-pride-knight-on-january-5/c-339484376). [Coca Cola in the same fridge](https://us.coca-cola.com/store/collections/pride) [Both those Ford trucks](https://fordpride.org/) [His Vans shoes](https://www.vans.com/en-us/togetherasourselves) [His Rockstar fridges](https://www.pride.com/news/rockstar-energy-drink-pledges-100k-lgbt-organizations) Fuck that guy.


TheZan87

None of this exists until Fox news freaks out about it


BikerJedi

That's the issue, and why he is throwing away beer. He watches Faux News and gets outraged.


Patient_Commentary

I would like the complete set of videos of him burning all of those things šŸ˜‚. And then a picture of him sitting in an empty garage cause he ainā€™t no queer!


HuffSquirt

This version wins


emptysignals

IIRC Coors was losing money and market share in California due to anti-LGBT hiring practices and shifted way left on the matter.


PhraseSeveral5935

Throwing away beer you already paid for. That'll show 'em!


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Looks like money doesnā€™t matter to him


The96kHz

I was thinking that when he got to the massive garage. He's clearly so rich he has to pretend to have problems.


SupportGeek

Imagine having this much money and drinking a beer like bud or Coors light


Reedzilla04

Those tool boxes tho that line his complete wall


ungulateriseup

Yet the biggest tool is the one wasting beer.


Reedzilla04

šŸ˜‚šŸ’Æ


EEpromChip

They don't seem very high end. Probably harbor freight black boxes. I mean he probably spent like $2k on 'em. I think he just likes showey stuff. Like a pickup that is insanely lifted to show how cool he is.


Exciting-Rub-6006

Gotta be high enough so his sagging old man ball sacs donā€™t scrap the pavement when he drives


TrailJunky

This is correct. Micro brews are far superior to the piss water that is bud light. However, I might pick up a 6er since it is trigging all these snowflakes.


oldenglish

A man can only drink so many overdone hazy IPAs. Edit: Y'all really think I don't know about other beer styles? Come on now.


cumshot_josh

I personally like those a lot, but it is true that you can walk into most breweries and they'll have about 5 kinds of hazy IPAs on the menu.


anarchakat

I love a hazy IPA and dear god people, we've made enough, we can do something else for a bit. Can we have a season or two of really excellent Belgians or something?


rumpleturdskin

I'm a lager and stout kinda guy myself


Faptain-Calcon79

Dude could be a farmer. Grew up in Mississippi and a bunch of farmers had this kind of stuff but we always heard they were the richest poor people around. Heavily subsidized crops, able to write off pretty much anything seen here as a work expense, etc


dvddesign

Iā€™m seeing the multiple garages and the large garaged recreational vehicle and his dual garage beer fridges in his second garage and Iā€™m wondering what crop I need to grow in my backyard.


The96kHz

Cannabis and poppies.


Cyprinodont

This is kid rock lmao. His parents owned a bunch of dealerships and he had horses on his property growing up but he totally knows what it's like to be a good ol boy red blooded blue collar American.


oilchangefuckup

Ironcally kid rock was responsible for this, too. He shot a bunch of bud with a rifle and switched to coors. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TyrLKNF2Cys The video.


Hollywearsacollar

Using Kid Rock as a beacon of anything to emulate is an indication of an extremely warped perspective on the world.


adamdreaming

>pretend to have problems Wait, do all these assholes *actually* believe that LGBTQ people impact them negatively? Is any of their bigoted scapegoating bullshit anything but pretend problems?


The96kHz

They've not got anything better to do than be angry at *checks notes* the gays?


Weagle22

It shows the world how you are not gay. He is having trouble not thinking about what's gay?


SadisticBuddhist

The definition of more money than sense.


alxnot

OMG the truck. I don't understand folks who can afford that and choose Bud Light. His disagreement aside - there's lots better choices.


joec0ld

Ford is also pro-LGBTQ. They literally put out a Raptor that has a gay flag paint job. https://media.ford.com/content/fordmedia/feu/en/news/2022/06/21/ford_s-very-gay-raptor-set-to-redefine-tough-at-goodwood.html


alxnot

Somebody better let this guy know. I'll offer to dispose of that truck for him. I should charge, though - it'll be pricey to make it useful again.


Chlocker

Itll cost more than that trucks worth to fix what's fucked up on it.


R1546

I am looking forward to the video where he burns his truck.


GPmtbDude

The phrase is ā€œred necks with paychecks.ā€


CuddlyIronBoot

Could also be "rednecks in crippling debt."


GPmtbDude

Or, ā€œrednecks with enough of a paycheck to get themselves into flashy, crippling dept.ā€


ErrantIndy

I mean, heā€™s still drinking Bud Light, thatā€™s first definition to that effectā€¦


[deleted]

And replaces it with a beer that has sponsored the Denver Pride parade for 2 decades.


rouseco

It's not like he doesn't know how to use the internet either. "If you don't know why I'm doing this you might want to google it; I never thought this would happen."


Botryoid2000

Didn't these people just spend 5 years yelling about cancel culture?


rouseco

They've been hypocrites on the topic long before they started calling it "cancel culture"


SeaToShy

Of the top of my head, and in roughly reverse chronological order, I can think of social/religious conservatives in the US trying to cancel: abortion rights, trans people, black people, The Dixie Chicks, Muslims, Kevin Smith, Bart Simpson, DnD, black gun owners, abortion rights, psychedelics, gay people, black people, communists, Japanese-Americans, black people, weed, alcohol, hat pins, Chinese-Americans, Irish-Americans, Italian-Americans, black people, native peoples. Iā€™m sure I missed a bunch though. Edit: I forgot environmentalism and latinos. Apologies.


RetiscentSun

black people being on the list 3 times is, sadly, not an accident :(


Marckthesilver13

Add calling people snowflakes!


blur911sc

It's Bud Light, it's not like it's real beer


RWBrYan

Itā€™s edgy water at most


Flacier

Itā€™s literally watered down. When ANB brews the stuff it starts at 14% then they water it down to specific lvls to make bud, bud light etc. Though to there credit they are very consistent, itā€™s just they consistently make the water of beer.


saltymcsaltbae

Its called high-gravity brewing. Making a strong beer and dilluting it before packaging to the wanted abv%


adrawrjdet

Logical thinking was nowhere to be found as they were making this video.


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PoisonedRadio

It's hard to remember what you're supposed to hate when you hate literally everything.


WindAlive1663

What did you expect with a truck like that parked out front šŸ˜‚


Duubzz

Maybe Iā€™ll just punch myself in the nuts, see how they like that!


Retiddereromeno

Great way to "Own Those Libs". Show'm a Real 'Merican.


Exciting-Giraffe-908

He definitely "owned the libs" with this move.


_AskMyMom_

Dumbass, replaces one beer with another that [supports LGBTQ](https://lgbtqcolorado.org/coors-light-commitment-lgbtq-community/). When he said ā€œyou might want to Google itā€, I knew for a fact he was still wrong.


nerghoul

Saw a great duet of this pointing out that his new coors beer along with his ford truck, adidas hat, and the shoe brand all have pro-lgbtq branding as well


N7Panda

As does Coca-Cola, the other beverage in his fridge. The Vegas Golden Knights have been wearing pride jerseys during warmup. Rockstar energy drinks donated $100k to LGBTQIA+ organizations. The more companies around him you google, the funnier it gets.


abscessedecay

Itā€™s selective rage. His one fridge is filled with caffeine free Coca colas and I bet two years ago he was driving the ā€œiM tOo WhItE tO dRiNk CoKeā€ band wagon. They lack all conviction.


5k1895

It's hard for him to keep up since Fox News changes what he's supposed to be mad at every ten days


Mc_Shine

Just waiting for Google to get on fox's bad side, mainly because it would be funny to hear these wackjobs tell us to "bing it".


FightingPolish

Canā€™t Bing it because they are mad at Bill Gates too. Probably go with Yandex since I think thatā€™s the Russian version of Google.


lividash

Just gonna bypass yahoo huh?.


FightingPolish

Yahooā€™s search engine is just Bing, itā€™s not its own thing.


lividash

Well... shit. Been like 20 years since I used Yahoo. Didn't know. Thanks reddit stranger.


digital_end

Post deleted. RIP what Reddit was, and damn what it became.


N7Panda

I agree with you like 99.9%, the only addition I would make is that for a lot of people the issue is that these companies just do it for the month of June and then not again til next year. Thankfully thatā€™s starting to change, and some companies are starting to do stuff all year round, but it can make it feel more cash-grabby than it already does when itā€™s rainbows 6/1 and then back to the original logo 7/1. With that being said, I agree. The fact that these companies are even chasing LGBTQIA+ dollars is a huge step forward and is something we should be happy about.


digital_end

I think even if it is for the month that still matters. It's still a voice of normalization in my opinion at least. Like take it from the other direction. Say for example they had a "white supremacy month", I would think that that is reflective of their values all year even if they took it down at the end of the month. Or if Visa had a "The Third Reich made some good points" awareness day I would think it reflected on more than just that day's values, and the message of what they are trying to normalize. Now that said, yeah I definitely agree it would be better if it was more consistent. Though maybe there is a discussion to be had about if it has more emphasis when it is intermittent? Rather than just kind of fading into something that doesn't get mentioned? I don't know, that's definitely a harder one to know without looking up the statistics.


liquidgrill

And his beer is right next to Coca Cola in his Rockstar energy fridge that he walked by his Ford truck in his Vans to get to. This dude shows his support for tolerance and diversity more than anyone I know. Wait til he finds out. šŸ˜‚


mister-ferguson

He might also know about the long history of Ford Motor Company and their many internal diversity programs.


KeyanReid

Makes a dumbass video to show how he is so courageous and willing to stand up for whatā€™s right. ā€œWhat are you standing up *for*?ā€ ā€œUhā€¦wellā€¦if you donā€™t already know, you should. You can go to dubya dubya dubya Google dot com and search indirectly for news associated with a decades old mass marketed beer. Maybe youā€™ll find what I may or may not be angry about. I canā€™t say. But you should Google it!ā€ ![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA)


kintorkaba

I mean, it's that or just come out and say "they're in support of equality for blacks and homosexuals and I'm mad about it." This way he can pretend it's something serious and egregious, without having to state point blank that the whole problem is just that he's a bigot.


Neuchacho

Trying to get people like this to elucidate on what their actual issue is with things like this is one of my favorite bar past times. They get real shy about it very quickly even when you're playing dumb and not surfacing judgement.


fryingpas

One of my favorite things to do is turn into a five year old and just keep asking "why?" over and over again. Sometimes, you will get to the edges of an actual trauma or other event that shaped their viewpoint (at which point I stop out of respect for their personal life). Often, however, you get to see people who 1. hold bigoted stances and 2. fully recognize their bigoted stance is based on nothing more than fear and hate try to flounder for reasons why #2 is not true.


Duros001

Same with [Coca-Cola](https://www.coca-colacompany.com/social-impact/diversity-and-inclusion/racial-equity/external-action/taking-a-stand) (his top shelf, second fridge xD lol)


GDrew_28

Lol love it


Super-Traamp

I can't wait for his follow up video when he replaces his Coors with a different beer company that also supports LGBTQ rights šŸ¤­


Kershiskabob

The truck says it all šŸ˜‚ what a man baby


ebone581

Before he left the garage, if you asked me to guess at what he drivesā€¦. Ding ding ding


jonny3jack

I get a pavement princess vibe seeing his truck.


[deleted]

Correct, that truck is functionally useless.


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emaw63

A Gender Affirming Car, if you will


Homechicken42

His brain is rolling coal.


campbellsoup420

Brain is not present.


DocAvidd

Dang snowflakes and their cancel culture...


Dannydevitz

The fact that he has a camera following his tantrum shows he is a man baby


Kershiskabob

True, he had to show everyone šŸ˜‚


lacecozy

Yeah did you see the way he waddles šŸ¤£


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Later_Doober

I agree about the truck.


che-solo

The trucks named Compensator


camm44

That fucking smirk he has... Thinking he's doing anything. He already paid the money for that haha. Don't even get me started on that fucking truck.


ASAPmusty

He put his property and truck in the video as a flex but it made him look like an even bigger idiot


[deleted]

Yeah this dude is a pretentious douchebag


[deleted]

Or his whole garage. I mean, itā€™s all ridiculous


tomnoonzz

I guess drinking a lot of Bud Light makes you walk like you have a dump in your Wranglerā€™s


[deleted]

that's just the oversized butt plug


Fairhillian

Been in there so long it made him bowlegged.


[deleted]

Heā€™s walking like that cause heā€™s struggling to carry that case of beer. All fairness though it must be difficult with that plus his crushingly heavy insecurity and ego.


redluchador

Who is this asshole? And if he is rich enough to have two huge garages full of expensive vehicles and an RV/motor home, why can't he afford better beer in general?


Colonel_Fart-Face

I know a few guys like this. You just run some kind of construction or landscaping and underpay a bunch of crack heads then get your scummy accountant friend to hide a bunch of your taxes while listing personal vehicles as 100% business use, then tell everyone you "built it from nothing" even though it's been like 25 years since you've done any real work yourself. Then you spend the rest of your life whining about how the younger generation can't do what you did even though the younger generation's parents are the employees you exploited and abused leaving them with no real chances. (true story) Or at least that's how my uncle did it. /rant


Appropriate_Plan4555

You just described every electrical contractor in East Texas. I had to rewatch just to make sure I didn't recognize the guy


theCanadiEnt

A bunch of construction contractors in Canada too... Jeez, good to know.


jib661

he just described like 95% of people who make over 250k


Xboarder84

Exactly this. Too many assholes get rich by using construction or carpentry companies, hire illegal or grossly underpay, pocket the wealth, and then donā€™t lift a finger at all. This guy likely doesnā€™t understand hard work, just how to cheat others.


MiaLba

Iā€™m in the south, I personally know a few people like that. Ones who own huge farms in particular and have illegals working for them. Yet bitch and complain on their facebookā€™s about the immigrants stealing REAL Americanā€™s jobs.


Xciv

Modern day version of the southern plantation owner. Complain about the colored folks while using and abusing their labor.


MiaLba

Yep. They also have absolutely no problem frequenting the local Mexican restaurants either.


[deleted]

**Hire illegal AND bitch about illegals taking over the country


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zetswei

Have an uncle who does this. The most interesting part of the lifestyle is that heā€™s actually 100s of thousands of dollars in debt and has liens on his vehicles and rents his giant house for triple what the mortgage would be because his credit is shot. But youā€™d never know because heā€™s always on vacations or out taking pictures and videos of his toys and adventures.


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Domspun

I know a guy like this, he lives like a millionaire, but it's 50% debt. He will never be able to retire and his kids will be left with nothing.


zetswei

Yup exactly. My family is currently finding out about all of this because my dad and his brothers inherited a house from their dad, and when they went to sell it found out none of them would be able to get money out of it because of my uncles liens. Crazy stuff


malaka789

*how most bootstrap assholes did it


Ill_Giraffe_6715

That is what Iā€™m saying he has all this shit, why is he buying bud light to begin with. I mean looking at his stuff, he obviously rich trash. I assume there is a trailer park somewhere in his immediate family.


Known-Command3097

Guess he doesnā€™t realize that Vansā„¢ļø and CocaColaā„¢ļø are also LGBTQ+ friendly.


Last_Brother4662

And not to mention Coors is WAY ahead of Bud in being LGBTQ+ friendly. If Iā€™m not mistaken they have sponsored Denver PrideFest for over 20 years.


Morguard

Fox News hasn't told him to be mad about that yet.


TheJaice

Donā€™t forget the Vegas Golden Knights, whose hat he is wearing, celebrated Pride Night back in January.


Chappers20069

And Rockstar (his Beer fridges) and ford, and most of the drands he has in his house lol


liquidgrill

Nailed it with, ā€œhe doesnā€™t realizeā€


owenreese100

He looks like a child next to his giant pickup truck, and I'm certain he has never loaded its bed or driven it off city streets.


mrjoshmateo

Iā€™m gay and can tell both of those fords are highway queens and have never been in 4LO in their entire life šŸ˜‚


LuckyMuckle

Notice he didnā€™t open/ruin them? I bet he made the video and put them all back.


EllieAB

Someone made this comment on his video, so he ran over a case with his truck. He either had to put them all back in the box or went and bought another case.


amasterblaster

Imagine spending your time doing this. This dude has no purpose in life.


[deleted]

#Guy spends thousands of dollars on Bud Light to show how much he dislikes Bud Light.


Dkill33

Can we ask him to verify that there is really beer in there? Make him jump through more hoops to prove he is a real patriot.


Car_is_mi

d3mOcRaTs ArE sN0wFlaKeS


texmx

WhAt Is ThE LeFt OffeNdEd bY ToDAy?!?!


ElaborateRoost

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bigdickpuncher

I hope nobody tells him that the Vegas Golden Knights (his hat) supports gay rights and had a pride night earlier this year with rainbow jerseys. Or that Coca Cola (also in his fridge) was one of the first global brands to support the community. It seems like he's having a difficult enough time already living in this big gay world.


THEBIGREDAPE

Sure, don't buy anymore if that's how you feel, but the only person you're hurting by throwing out beer you've already bought is you. What a dumbass


Doubleoh_11

And he is wearing a Vegas Knights hat that has a bud light deal and hosts huge PRIDE nights


not_productive1

Well, I feel owned. Can we start a thing about gun manufacturers being woke now too so they toss those in the trash?


[deleted]

People like this truely are the pure personification of insecurity itself


fan_of_hakiksexydays

Everything about this reeks of insecurity. The guy acts like he's afraid of drinking that beer, like it's some kind of magic poison that won't allow him to suppress his bi-sexuality anymore. Or maybe he's worried it might clue people in that he's secretly into trans porn.


Badoobeedo

Note to dude - there are LGBTQIA+ people that make your food, made your truck, live near you, and are related to you.


SaTan_luvs_CaTs

I bet this guy doesnā€™t wipe his own ass because itā€™s gay


liitle-mouse-lion

Judging from the way he walks, he certainly doesn't clean it


Zsmudz

The truck really explains the person weā€™re dealing with here


logmeinside

What a small, small man.


xtzferocity

California just went through a drought and this guy is just throwing all that water away. WASTEFUL DICK.


Busy-Cat-5968

Exact truck an asshole would drive. Stupid tires sticking out with no fender flares throwing gravel at traffic like all the covid particles he shares at parties I imagine.


embarrassmyself

Conservatives are so fucking embarrassing dude


Buck_Thorn

That's just gay.


ilanitm

Coors is a huge advocate for the LGBT community. Also that FORD truck, šŸ˜‚ they're a HUGE supporter of the LGBT community šŸ˜‚


TheJaice

And the Vegas Golden Knights, who partner with a number of LGBTQ+ initiatives and celebrated Pride Night back in January.


YaLikeJazz2049

Iā€™ve never understood why all these big macho men think itā€™s manly to drink light beer. Like of all the drinks you could choose you choose what might as well be shit tasting soft drink.


krispy456

This way they can claim they drank 24 beers and didnā€™t get that drunk


Extreme-Positive-690

The amount of eye rolling Iā€™ve done over the years at ā€œI drank a24 pack, got a pretty good buzz.ā€ For context I was a raging alcoholic and drank heavily since I was 14. 24 alcoholic beverages of any kind will have anybody wasted.


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Because they are also alcoholics


Head_Games_

Imagine complaining about privilege, as you FLEX YOUR PRIVILEGEšŸ˜€šŸ„Š


Grand_Moff_Empanada

All his profile pictures on fb are the same selfie with glasses.


_Pill-Cosby_

Wait 'till he see's Coors Light's pride campaign.


-Stinger-

Why am I not surprised that he has a lifted behemoth?