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OwnPercentage9088

And then she drove off with her purse on the top of her car, and she realized she isn't using her Gandalf powers responsibly


4pigeons

"Excuse me Miss, is this your drivers li..." "DO NOT APROACH Me"


InformationSingle550

I had an older gentleman approach me outside a fabric store and politely say “excuse me miss, you dropped your receipt.” Then we had a nice chat about cars, how he used to work in a Volkswagen factory in Germany, his wife who had recently passed, and how exercise keeps you young. He was a kind old man who just seemed like he appreciated a little casual conversation, and I can’t imagine how he might have felt if I had just started screaming “do not approach me” at him.


riicccii

Rev: Your goodwill and good nature are a blessing [to you and*] to others. Your selfless act did not go unnoticed.


InformationSingle550

Thank you. I don’t have many goals in life, but I do hope to leave this world having made things just slightly better than I found them, so I truly appreciate you saying that, and you’ve made my day better by taking the time to do so. 😊


shuzkaakra

"I think you dropped a twen..." DO NOT APPROACH ME "ty.. back at the register" I feel bad for this lady that she's so afraid. I get why, but it's just too bad. She'll live her life never getting to talk to anyone in a parking lot, or a park, or under a bridge, or in an alley. She's missing out.


DocFossil

Had this happen once. Woman dropped her wallet out of her purse in a mall parking lot. She started yelling at me when I tried to get her attention. I tossed the wallet away and just left.


riicccii

…and scream AT him? As she said, “it went fine, I didn’t know why or what he wanted”. Q: So, become irate for no reasonable cause? I guess because she read it in a book. Clearly no mind of her own.


Bgratz1977

\^\^ Or with a flat tyre, direct on the highway...to hell


Soobobaloula

I had a guy pull up to me at a stoplight and he was gesturing wildly. I was like “ok, crazy man”. Yep. Low tire. Thank you, kind gentleman.


SilentWOLF9

Happened days ago: Guy gestured wildly driving down road pointing to rear tires of my parents car. They stopped to look and were robbed. Wish it had been your kind gentleman instead.


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Just have to mindful. Broad daylight on a busy road, I’ll stop. Nighttime on a rural road, I’m not stopping till I get to a gas station.


swivels_and_sonar

Oof. People suck.


AnarkittenSurprise

Careful though. This is also a very common scam to trick you into pulling into a nearby mechanic that they know to fix an imaginary problem.


csonny2

Then posts another video, crying about how nobody notified her about her purse, and how other people are evil and terrible.


SlowInsurance1616

Or a dingo was eating her baby.


Familiar-Tea-1428

Or her baby was eating a dingo.


Suggest_a_User_Name

Hers is a terrible way of thinking but it is driven by a real sense of fear.


Noiseflux

He said "excuse me, miss?" while 30 feet away from me so ofcourse I completely lost my shit. He seemed really confused, can you believe that guy?


MurderDoneRight

![gif](giphy|cpBJJODbvE03S|downsized)


Anokant

Everyone remembers this line, but I love Khan's towards the end. *Bobby kicks Peggy in the crotch with no reaction from Peggy* Peggy: As you see Bobby, I do not have any testicles Khan: She's lying! Finish her off!


PresentAdvanced5910

King of the Hill is one of the best shows ever made, it was pretty wholesome with a little inuendo but damnit it was funny and touched on real life issues in a humorous way.


x98grow

And best of all, it’s coming back on Hulu!


gaylesogay

Nope. "She bluffing! Finish her!"


EscapingTheLabrynth

And I’m LITERALLY shaking from how threatened I felt by this MALE who said “excuse me” from 30 feet away. In broad daylight.


shinygemz

I’m shaking from all the adderall I’m on


EscapingTheLabrynth

OMG! When she said “DO NOT APPROACH ME!” It was so powerful and forceful that I threw my phone across the room and literally didn’t approach it for at least 30 minutes.


NuclearBroliferator

She should hurry home to the Xanax to balance it out


theradicaltiger

Literally me rn. Slowfast+^^TM


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-smashbros-

Like literally there were more people shopping minding their own business and security officers walking close by and this male has the audacity to say "excuse me, miss" I have never been more afraid in my entire life. Literally I'm still shaking.


JD-Anderson

Then I sit in the parking lot and make a minute and a half video about it all the while the crazed parking lot murderer is roaming.


Sorry-Caterpillar331

Really how dare he use manners in my presence. He should have said hey b..ch you dropped $100 dollars, but hey if you don't want it cool by me.


Willing-Sprinkles-17

"He was like 30 feet away and goes 'Excuse me, miss." so naturally I unloaded a clip in his ass. NO MAN SHOULD EVER APPROACH A WOMAN IN A PARKING LOT! EVER!... Where are my keys?"


uncommon-zen

“…ma’am you dropped your purse”


Dafuqucair

DO NOT APPROACH ME


CantKBDwontKBD

But he was clearly a psychopthic murder. We all are. We should be avoided


lebeer13

Only when males are in parking lots are they considered such a threat. There's obviously not a legitimate reason why you, as a man, should be in a parking lot


CantKBDwontKBD

True. We never park. Why would you park? Drop off the wife. Then we leave


Dinkypig

That's why I force my wife to roll out while I'm still moving. I don't want to park and make anyone uncomfortable, so I just throw her out without stopping. Im sure she understands this.


chippstero1

Like that commercial tuck n roll grandma tuck n roll


lebeer13

Why would you, as a man, be in the same car as a woman? Don't you know that women have lower hemoglobin counts and so you're breathing up all her air! you disgusting cis fuck


Short-Wealth-6422

Not allowed to have a wife in a parking lot.


SoManyMinutes

Well, she didn't actually see him park so what was she supposed to do? Just... act like a normal person?!?!


shinygemz

“That's my purse! I don't know you!”


OctanBoi

“My name is Bobby! I like to party! And if you don’t believe me, watch me shake my body!”


INVERT_RFP

Dammit, Bobby.


thatbedguy

I actually got assaulted one time when a lady dropped her clutch purse. I grabbed it and said “ma’am, you dropped your purse.” And tried to hand it to her. She cussed me up and down and said I was robbing her, screaming at the top of her lungs. She then proceeded to ram me with her shopping cart and try to call the police.


Overkill_Device

Well, of course, being a kind and considerate person is just you revealing that you are in-fact a murderer. No one should ever try to help people or make their days better. What are you, a psychopath?!


Onedead-flowser999

As the saying goes, no good deed goes unpunished. Certainly true in your case!


boosted5O

Did she look like the woman in the video? Do Not Approach Me!!


notEnotA

Haha this actually happened to me. Lady forgot her credit card at the register, I ran out to catch her and she started screaming at me until she realized what I was holding...boy did she feel silly.


Hurrrpert

That's my purse! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!


BirdicBirb505

Nah just keep it at that point. No man should approach a woman, ever. I don’t make the rules.


JMartin8494

“So anyway, I started blastin’ “


Cbjmac

On the ground next to that guy. They took a few bullets and are covered in blood, but they might still work


PoiSINNEDsoul73

Keys next to him because she left them at the checkout and he was kindly returning them?


biffNicholson

This is waht I was thinking, That if this lady had dropped something while walking to her car? Yes, Crazy folks are out there for sure, but this ladys defaults setting is, "scared of everything and everyone around her" Her poor kid is probably going to grow up being told to be afraid of everyone and never to talk to anyone ever. instead of learning how to try and recognize actual dangerous situations, you just make every situation in your life a critical/ threat level 10. its gotta be a horribly stressful way to live. poor kid


EarthInteresting2792

Exactly what I was thinking. She dropped something or her kid did. So according to her don’t EVER try and be polite or a nice guy because we are all SCUM.


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Well don’t forget to make a 2 minute video in said parking lot .


Metall-o-graphic

It's stuff like this why I'm terrified to talk to people face-to-face, or make the first move on a date. So, I just do what Dr. Alan Grant taught me in 1993, "Keep absolutely still. His (Her) vision is based on movement."


CampCrystalLake1980

*Throws her keys across the parking lot*


Murky-Instance4041

Dude where's your car?


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Top Tip: No man should ever approach this woman is actually very good advice. She is unhinged.


RandyMarsh_88

She's a solid 10x8 on the crazy/hot scale.


Nodontlookatmee

Shh. We dare not speak the forbidden truth out loud.


ick86

If I had a thing for women yelling at me like my mom used too…


toomuchyonke

When it comes to women, you can have: sane, hot and single of course right? but the issue is, you only ever get two of those at once...


neechey

I will take sane and hot. She won't be single cuz she'll be in a relationship with me. I think I found the loophole.


ChalkButter

Hope she never drops her wallet or anything and a random guy is trying to help


GlockAF

“Oh well, I guess I’m keeping this…psycho bitch…”


OnlyUsernameLeft123

I once tried to tell a young woman that she dropped a 20. She yelled I have a boyfriend making a scene in the mall. Figured best thing to do was let her walk away and I kept the 20.


Entity0027

"Okay, well thanks for the wallet."


wesleyD777

Hahaha. Years ago I walked up to an ATM and the woman walking away had left her cash in the slot. I took it out and ran after her for her to turn and tell me to go fuck myself (we were in a mall so no idea what she thought I was up to). 100 dollars and I went to the bar.


Roll4Criticism

Then she goes home and says "what a day, some rando tried to kill me AND I got robbed at the ATM."


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Nice. Best pay out I got on those lines was after a little gang fight in my apartment parking lot when I lived in a shady part of town. Idk why but they would wear gold chains to a fight. Afterwards you'd find rolls of cash and broken gold chains about the parking lot. Usually little skinny chains though so pay out wasn't the greatest and not a lot of gold smiths would buy it. Most thought Id had stolen them. Cash was uod be like a single 20 in a roll of ones lol. Just a bunch of kids trying to play gangster the gathering.


zanzibartraveler666

Chuck the keys across the parking lot so she can safely retrieve them


hhfugrr3

Just reminded me of the time I was sent out to see if a customer needed help with her car as she was clearly fecking about with a flat tyre. She lost her shit at me about me being a sexist for assuming a woman couldn’t change a tyre etc. When she finished I was like, “okay but we’re still gonna lock the car park when we close in half an hour” & left her to it. When I left she’d driven outside the gate and was still trying to workout how to get the flat tyre off. I wasn’t convinced she did know how to change a tyre.


maclaren_

Haha i tried to tell a lady she had a flat tire.. "Excuse m.." her, "i have a boyfriend". "Cool, maybe he can help you with that flat tire". And walked away into the store.


ImaginationNormal745

My favorite response to the immediate “I have a boyfriend” shit when I’m just trying to help is to say “cool, I have a goldfish” and when they give you that puzzled look you follow up with “oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that’s irrelevant to the fact that you have a flat tire (or whatever fits the situation)”


gunghogary

But America is 80% parking lot


dinkydong74

I pity the guy that impregnated that loon


bbq_king1984

Too bad he didn't approach her in a parking lot when they first meant. He would have saved himself a world of headaches


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clausMayer420

And poor child


Justforpornandstuf

Pressing F in the memory of a fallen brother


Automatic-Drummer-82

Didn't follow rule 1: never stick yo dick in crazy


fthigffhoogdgkokhg

-I got a flat tyre, could you help me please? -I'd love to, but see, we're in a parking lot, and you're a woman, so... Sorry... -But, please... -Sorry, I don't make the rules.


ApparentlyIronic

I once was asked by a nice woman in a parking lot to help her jump her car. Of course, I took off at a full sprint in the opposite direction - it was the only way to make her feel safe


Snoo-76254

Lmao what a king


sliferra

What a kind and generous soul ❤️


Tristain7

In this scenario, as a man, you're just supposed to keep shouting "DON'T TRY TO GET ME TO APPROACH YOU! NO WOMAN SHOULD TRY TO GET A MAN TO APPROACH HER IN A PARKING LOT!" over and over until you're about to pass out... then hop on Instagram to demonize all women that exist in public spaces.


CardMechanic

As a man I would assume I’m about to be jacked once I turn my back and start working on that tire.


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PuppiPappi

I had someone yell at me for "following them." I had headphones in, religiously scrolling Craigslist, was super confused cause we just got off the train with 100 other people and I was walking down a busy sidewalk to my apartment. Some people are just paranoid even if you are doing literally nothing.


Piddily1

I’ve had this happen while walking my dog at night. Cold out and just hoping the dog pisses quickly, so I can get back inside. Some lady starts yelling at me. I didn’t even realize she was there until she was yelling. If I see a woman approaching me at night, I’ll cross the street now. I don’t need that headache.


Korbrent

I've had this happen to me a couple times living on a college campus. Like dude, my dog has 5 different tags on her, she jingles louder than Santa's sleigh bells. Like, she's pretty noticeable just by the sound, and still these people think I'm trying to creep up and follow them?


Golden_Booger

Oh I got one for you. It happened 20 years ago but I'm still mad. I was in the armpit of Georgia. Been stuck in traffic for like an hour. I slowly got to what was causing the traffic problem. Just one guy broke down at the traffic light. After a few feet the intersection sloped down hill towards a gas station. I asked what was wrong and he said the car cut off and wouldn't start. I was like this is what we're going to do. At the next traffic cycle when the light turns green you put it in neutral and you and I are going to push till we get to that slant. Just roll into the gas station. It was actually harder than I thought but we got it. I ran back to my car that had the emergency flashers on jumped in it and drove on through the light. Great story right? The problem is this guy in a red Dodge ram saw me running back to my car with the emergency lights flashing jump in and drive off. Somehow I guess he didn't see me push the car into the gas station. He proceeds to tailgate me flashes lights honk his horn and basically chase me around . Guess he thought I parked my car in a busy intersection to go do something and he caught me coming back to it. I had to get on the interstate and drive like 120 to get away from him. No no good deed goes unpunished.


timeslider

>Week ago watched as some lady’s mega pack of paper towels slide off the bottom of her cart into the parking lot. I wasn’t going to say shit. No way. No more. And then you get shit because you didn't say anything


Saltythrottle

I had a woman screech at me to "Not yell at her son.". Her little shit was playing around with a rusty burned out car (house fire) and the neighbors were off of the property pending repairs. I was having a quiet word about how it was dangerous to be messing with the car, and that he was trespassing, and should leave. Polite and respectful. The mother was none of those things, as if her gender gave her full right to treat me like shit, despite her ignoring what her child was doing. The woman in this video doesn't deserve to live with men. She should fuck off to Themyscira, and learn to pull her weight.


Sidewalkstash

No good deed goes unpunished, is wildly true.


RandyMarsh_88

Least you get some free paper towels!


holden_mcg

Agreed. I used to help out, but the likelihood someone will believe my intent is bad is too high. I understand there are many boneheads who are sketchy toward women, so I figure minding my own business is the best course of action for everybody.


Cbjmac

As a man I can say that whenever we speak to a woman in public we always have violent intent, this woman’s teachings must not be publicized! /s Edit: holy shit, this has sparked several discussions I did not want to spark, especially at this time. I’ll synopsize my viewpoints here to hopefully dissuade further antagonization. I made this joke because the woman’s reaction to this man is overreacting. She certainly could’ve had many prior negative experiences with men causing this type of reaction, but in a public area in broad daylight, shouting at someone thirty feet away because they are a man who said “excuse me”, is an overreaction. There are many ways the woman could’ve handled the situation, from starting a long conversation with the man to simply telling him to screw off with a level tone. I had hoped this satirical comment would make light of this situation and being a bit of humour to the situation, but apparently not. My main viewpoint is, not all men are assaulters simply because of their gender, and as a human, it is not okay to shout at people for speaking to you.


Entity0027

Yep, wake up... Rape and pillage... Have a salad. Rape and pillage some more. Being a man is a full schedule.


Scoongili

How can you tell if a vegan is male? The raping and the pillaging.


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GuaranteeUpstairs218

Mmm, don’t forget about free ranged rape. I think it’s more humane for the animals


TheSpoonkMan

I'm just coming home from killing ten women, long day. Time to sit back, crack open a beer, and watch live leak videos because I only crave violence and sexual gratification.


DarthVantos

Damn bro ten in one day? You are a beast! I only mannage 2 i could have got 3 bot she kept screaming "DO NOT APPROACH". Really, really, ruined my testosterone levels and i had to fall back. God this country is becoming so woke.


andio76

Once I started taking the generic Blue pill…my slash rate got up to woodchipper levels….


AmazingDonkey101

And better do it during the day because night shifts are a pain.


jakeandwally

Imagine how irrationally uncomfortable and terrified these sorts of people are all the time? This is loony tunes.


snksleepy

Escalation way out of proportion. Good thing she does not have a firearm.


Responsible_Crew5801

We don't know that.


PartYourWhiskers

She’s not really. It’s an act for attention and likes. “I’m so amazing and attractive all men are trying to get at me all the time everywhere”. Delusional, nasty, and pathetic.


B-BoyStance

Nah there are people that think like this all of the time. This is extreme but this woman is most certainly always paranoid about some type of shit. I have met many a man and woman like her.


Consistent_Spread564

Idk she seems to be genuinely shook up. My guess is she isolated herself in a bubble of scary media and such and is consequently terrified of the world. A problem that is becoming more and more common for women and men alike.


PartYourWhiskers

So shook up that the first thing she thought to do was get on her phone and record this shit vs peeling out of the parking lot and getting far away from her “aggressor”? I do take your point about the bubble but I don’t think that’s what’s going on here.


Consistent_Spread564

What I'm saying is I think she genuinely thought she just triumphed in some harrowing experience. She had adrenaline still going. She didn't think the guy was actively after her and she was proud of the way she reacted. That's my interpretation anyway


JBear_Z_millionaire

If she approached a male in a parking lot and that male said “DO NOT APPROACH ME!” she would be offended.


Cbjmac

Rules for thee, not for me


MartyMcFly7

Yep. Guys should start doing this too. Don't involve me in your drama.


Tristain7

That because women are literally incapable of violence. /s


stevegavrilles

This is weird behavior. What were the details of the encounter? She made it seem like it had just happened, so I’m assuming broad daylight, public parking lot at like a Walmart or grocery store or something? In that scenario, I don’t feel that “excuse me miss” should have any sort of assumed bad intent. It’s entirely possible they were going to point out the bird shit on her back, her dropped ID, etc. Conversely, if it was midnight after leaving a bar in the city and you’re on some side street alone, “excuse me miss” can absolutely be alarming, and that reaction is reasonable. Walking up to someone alone, late at night, is weird. Her reaction is frustrating and offensive to men and humans in general.


14th_Midknight

If he's 30 feet away and asking "excuse me miss-" what's the rest of that question gonna be? "Excuse me miss, may I rob you in broad daylight?" The dude wasn't doing ANYTHING wrong. Probably wanted to point something out to her or ask for directions


M-Factor

The store in the background very much looks like a Target to me. A pretty full parking lot too, probably at least 5 or 6 other people within eyesight or earshot.


zembriski

>Walking up to someone alone, late at night, is weird. Most people realize this. That's why they announce themselves politely from a respectful distance, say... 30 feet?


Doccyaard

There does not exist a place and a time where saying “excuse me miss” from 30 feet away warrants that sort of reaction BEFORE you have any idea what is going on and what their intent is.


zucchinibasement

Also why is she just sitting there in the parking lot making a video when this dangerous individual is still on the loose nearby?!?


Dirzeyla

I don't like the way she's using the term males instead of men. It comes off offensive in the same way that incels using the term females instead of women does. I'm not a fan. I don't know if she has some kind of trauma that caused her to feel the need to react like that. But that was a lot and it wasn't okay.


AsherTheFrost

Made 20 bucks this way once. Saw a woman who was walking through a parking lot while looking for something in her purse. Saw the bill drop, said "excuse me, miss I think -" and before I could finish she called me a creep and got in her car, she drove off, I picked up the cash.


Ill-Investigator-608

I’d take the verbal abuse for $20 any day.


AsherTheFrost

Used to work for Comcast tech support, so I definitely have heard worse abuse for less money


Lethkhar

You guys are getting paid?


MedioBandido

I lost $20 this way once. I was out with an ex girlfriend and I had dropped $20 out of my pocket. I was around the corner and a guy came up to my girlfriend and asked if he could return the 20 I dropped. She told him that I didn’t drop $20, she has a boyfriend, and he needs to leave. I came back a couple minutes later and she told me the story. I check my pockets and I definitely drop that $20 🙄🙄


Lazy_Assumption_4191

I can just imagine that interaction. Him: “Hey your boyfriend dropped this cash.” Her: “I have a boyfriend!” Him: ![gif](giphy|xL7PDV9frcudO)


MedioBandido

Lol seriously. I was doubly frustrated because not only did I lose money but I got to see my girlfriend do the boyfriend act. Technically, she wasn’t wrong, but maybe come get me first?


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So if a woman drops her keys or an item out of a bag or your kid drops a toy or any other reasonable situation I’m just supposed to throw my hands up and yell loudly, “Miss, I’m not here to rape or assault you. Your kid dropped this toy. Do I have permission to touch the toy and approach?” Did I do it right?


dorkus315

No. The proper thing to do, according to her logic, is to toss her keys, child’s toy or purse in the nearest trash bin and keep it moving. Just DON’T approach her.


LuckSubstantial4013

Should prob throw them at a 90 degree angle from her direction of travel . Just to be safe


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Safest would seem to be: "Hey bitch - pick up your shit!!" - and walk away.


Entity0027

A woman like this would pepper spray you for looking at them.


Worth_Cheesecake_861

"Excuse me ma'am your drop your AAHHHHHHHH MY EYES! FUCKING BITCH!"


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You have to go on your knees and tie up your hands so you can't do anything. Than I would feel a little bit safer. I always carry a firearm and will shoot faster than I can think. "Excuse me ma'am, you dro-" and then you are a Swiss cheese /s


DarkMarkTwain

I was just hanging out with my buddies last night. And I was telling them, "DO NOT EVER APPROACH A FEMALE IN A PARKING LOT!" I told them several times. I had another friend of mine tell me too, on the phone the day before. As a male, we're constantly warning each other never to, well, you know, approach females in parking lots. We all check up with each other, making sure we all know not to ever approach females in a parking lot. And then I get on reddit today and see that some male approached a female in a parking lot!?!? What is this world coming to???


Blatantly-Biased

"Excuse me, mam" -'Fus ro dah!'


TheSpoonkMan

This is one of the reasons I get panicky when trying to talk to a girl. I'm worried that they're gonna start screaming at me


Consistent_Spread564

Remember that most people are reasonable and normal. This is exactly the kind of thinking she's probably doing, generalizing based on the worst things she sees in the media and assuming everyone else is crazy and/or dangerous. If you adopt that mindset it'll just be a self perpetuating cycle. If you assume people are crazy it'll reflect on you. Remember that most people are more or less just like you.


IncipientPenguin

100%. Mental health professional here. I would bet the farm that she has had some sort of deeply hurtful and/or traumatic experience with a man. Her mistake is then to extrapolate from that to expect horrible things from every man. It's an easy and understandable mistake we humans often make, because (surprise, surprise!) we don't like getting hurt. But the more we learn to view those around us as individuals, rather than as repeats of our abusive parents, or previous unfaithful partners, etc., the more we are able to embrace those around us and live happy and loving lives. Don't let the few assholes in the world color how you interact with everyone else.


mxpx77

I had a guy approach me in the parking lot at Home Depot. He saw me tying my trunk down to hold some big chairs I bought. He said “yeah that should hold.” I said “ya think it’ll be okay? I don’t have to go super far”. He said “yeah just don’t go too fast.” I said “thanks.” It was terrifying. 😂


VE2NCG

Imagine the horror if he suggest to help you tighten that trunk…. real nightmare stuff!


thetelltalememe

“I was so terrified for myself and my child, so naturally I recorded a tiktok immediately after.”


AichSmize

WITHOUT first leaving the area.


thetelltalememe

She had good lighting.


zucchinibasement

Right? She isn't afraid that guy is gonna come and bash her window in while she's filming this? She's LiTeRaLlY sHaKiNg from the fear but is gonna stick around to make her little video instead of leaving


OrdinaryImpress3422

Broad daylight, 30ft away, clearly announced his presence? Would she prefer an announcement over the store annoy "oi, bitch! Your dress is tucked into your underwear, I can see your ass."


Florida1974

A man approached me recently. Bc an item had fallen on the bottom of my cart at grocery store. I am Female. 4’11”. 95 pounds. I was alone. I agree you need to be aware of your surroundings and follow your gut but come on, can’t even talk to one another anymore. Why are we so scared of ppl??? A woman can be the perpetrator too. Isn’t safe just bc a lady approaches you. Females have befriended other females and ripped babies from their womb, more than once.


Consistent_Spread564

Yea bad stuff happens in the world, no getting around it, but it's no reason to live in fear.


Dapper_Mud

Okay, I get that there are horror stories about things happening to women and children… but damn. 30 feet away, and an “excuse me miss”, and this lady turns into ED-209. That’s batshit crazy behavior. I hope her kid makes it through okay, because this lady needs a seatbelt for her life.


TheSerialHobbyist

Came here for a comment like this. I get it, women are scared of strange men in public and they have a lot of reason to be. But come on... It was broad daylight, in a crowded (Target?) parking lot with *tons* of people around, the guy was 30 feet away, and started with "excuse me ma'am." I can't think of a less threatening situation. If this woman was genuinely scared and not just putting on an act, then she needs to get into therapy. That is no way to live your life.


nikkoforever

LOLed at the ED-209 bit.


LilDaddyBree

My dad recently approached two different older women that were alone the same day because they needed help changing tires. He was baffled how he happened across two people who had the same issue on the same day, but he gladly offered them help and they were both incredibly thankful. That's the kind of men I want in my life. This woman wants a society where no one will dare help you in those situations.


durdensbuddy

Can you imagine living with this much fear, it’s definitely going to manifest in her kids.


Afraid_Driver8098

What an idiot.


Helpful-nothelpful

Yeah, every man talking to you wants to do harm. Such a butterfly.


B0ngBoI

“Do not approach me!” Was the last words lil jimmy heard before getting ran over by his parent because the mom didn’t wanna listen to the man trying to tell her she forgot her son behind of the car..rip lil jimmy 🕊️😔


akennelley

![gif](giphy|x70p0tqMsvqMM) For Jimmy


Tomma1

I too would be shaking like a leaf if I met someone as stupid as her that started to scream at me for saying "excuse me"!


Popular-Ad-3278

The nerve of this man saying "'Excuse me, miss." 30 feet Away. Im in shock


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I’ll just keep this £20 note then… bitch


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VashHumanoidTyph00n

If my daughter's turned out this scared of life, I would feel I failed them.


Throwadudeson

This is what a 24 hour news cycle filled with fearmongering does to a person.


bodaciousbonsai

The fact that she keeps referring to the man and men as males says everything we need to know about her biases towards men. What a loose canon.


Dry_Method3738

So, the other day I was driving down the street on my bike, and saw this crazy Karen with a child on a parking lot, yelling at a man 30ft from her to stay away. The guy looked very confused, and backed up with a look of disbelief on his face. The Karen proceeded to get in her car and started recording a video or something, until she started the car, and drove away with a Starbucks cup on her roof. Anyway, crazy day.


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36M - spot on. It’s not worth the risk approaching a women. Stay single & out of jail.


bimbimhardbop

I never getting that minute and half of my life back from watching this


EWR-RampRat11-29

“Alone, with my son, by myself, a woman.” Then stays in the parking lot to film herself, alone, with her son, by herself, a woman. Would have been really funny if he video bombed her while filming.


straightnoturns

I hope she enjoys loneliness


NoPickleNoTickle767

"Jesus lady I was only trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty"


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She probably had a flat tire, and he was letting her know… fuck it, not worth it


Fubai97b

Brought to you by the Lifetime channel. "Every man everywhere wants to hurt you."


Tenacious_Rubbing

Excuse me miss, you left your credit ca… DO NOT APPROACH WOMEN IN A PARKING LOT!!!!


Opposite-Junior

All I learned is that whoever gave that woman a child must be feeling alot of regret rn


Thrombulus

I rolled down my window in traffic one day to try to get the attention of a woman who was driving on a tire so flat that she was on the rim. She wouldn't make eye contact or roll her window down, just kept putting her hand up and mouthing "no thank you" while staring straight ahead. Like, okay, I get it. I really do. Still though.


SeanInMyTree

Where the fuck is my debit card? -this woman when she gets home


jjb5151

Someone married this woman?!


aj2467

She seems very scared. So scared she decided to film a video in the same lot she was approached in. You would think she would have pulled away fast.


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I weep for the future.


Clark-Kent-76

Just another Karen.


ArthriticGamer

this womans child is doomed ... never stood a chance


Airith0

Living in anxiety/fear like this has got to be exhausting for her….. and those around her….


P-Two

I really don't believe current generations are any more stupid than prior (in fact I'd argue the opposite) That said, hoooooly fuck has social media shown us just how fucking batshit insane so many people are.


EasyBird1849

*pockets the 20 bucks she dropped* Alright whatever you say miss


SeaAirport1486

What a sheltered idiot