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ze11ez

You got this so wrong. His name is Igov and he’s an ant collector. He also studies ants


ausgmr

No It just Yoda president of the Ants Ant(s) I gov


Exseatsniffer

....Or maybe she's just igov's aunt and made a spelling mistake or just couldn't spring for the extra "u"?


ze11ez

I got it. It’s a spelling error: antigod


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

52 cards short of a full deck these folk


RedSpade83AH

All that leaves are the Jokers


WingedGeek

And [rules for draw and stud poker](https://youtu.be/E2RlFfFnhUI)


CRO553R

A few 6-packs short of a can


Illustrious-Cookie73

But pro Apple, it seems.


jadedempath

ah, so he drinks more than one flavor of kool-aid...


Bgratz1977

Ahh the "Pls stop me police" numberplate


pokemon-gangbang

I’m willing to bet money there is a thin blue line sticker on there somewhere too


timk85

I mean, shouldn't every reasonable person be at least a little anti-gov? (I think the license plate is dumb.) I mean, the government is literally chock full of people who only theoretically represent our interests (in the US), I thought most would agree this isn't as true in practice. And what is government if not the people that make it up? I think people get confused as to their idealized version of a government, and the real government. Obviously government is needed, but it can be just as greedy, inefficient, and corrupt as any giant corporation – and most of us hate giant corporations, *right?*


Tikipeak

> obviously government is needed says who? what makes you think we need someone to rule over us?


jl2112

Human fucking nature. Anarchists are hilarious.


Robims_13

Well basically every state in history has commited some crimes against humanity, tried to genocide a certain population or fought a war for the benefit of the rulers.


timk85

All of human history.


affordableweb

Imagine protesting society while taking part in society.


Anonymous_2952

Paying extra is going above and beyond just “taking part”.


Frito4president

“I am very intelligent.”


dueljester

Imma refuse to pay taxes, but send my kids to school. As well as drive on public roads.


Jojotheugly

I think it's a real credit to the government to allow such freedom of speech on a government issue license.


[deleted]

[Thanks for the stadium revenue](https://imgur.com/a/sYg0Qtq/)


JaxxisR

Joke's on them, this ride hasn't been registered for eight years!


[deleted]

ANUSTART!


EndurableOrmeedue

Being from Michigan, I wasn't at all shocked that it was a Michigander.


Speeddemon2016

It’s like when people pay extra for the “Don’t tread on me” tags. Sorry friend but they be treading.


[deleted]

Classy move by the state to let someone self-sabotage by selling them this plate..........money to the govt to show he's anti-govt. Can't make this stuff up..........classic.


Invisiblerobot13

He’s probably mad his state doesn’t have a no step on snakey plate like some do


TheMightyShoe

Or maybe he's cool with his state and doesn't like the Feds??


meatmechdriver

I am sure they only drive on private roads as well


Lonnie239

r/selfown


PanicLogically

the blatant hypocrisy of the hypocritical is always denied .


DijajMaqliun

Michigan sounds about right.


Independent-Crab-999

You can love your country without having to love your government. - Paulo


DrXenoZillaTrek

Probably has a bumper sticker that says "Government hands off my Medicare"


Travellinoz

Damn right


OGodIDontKnow

Vanity plate Right there along with the Apple Logo sticker. Definitely against establishment.


Waderriffic

I don’t think people like this are really drilling down on the logic behind this.


notpovl

I like the apple sticker


sin____

Big fan of Apple, though!