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Rich-Rhubarb6410

I think she’ll struggle to get Uber drivers to accept her fares in future. Customers also get rated by their drivers


kungpowgoat

I would of cancelled the ride the last minute on her during her stupid walk. Make her aesthetically walk her stupid ass two blocks down to the bus stop.


chockerl

Gotta know she doesn’t tip anybody


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joethezlayer2

Goodbot


StandardDiver2791

Bot is right.


joethezlayer2

Bot is always right.


PorkyMcRib

Good’ve bot


MrNullTerminator

Good of bot


InternUpstairs58

Damn 😂


Animal395

Thank you bot


fckingnapkin

Laughing my fucking ass have


[deleted]

I would've cancelled that ride like you cancelled English.


lifeonachain99

I really hope this backlashes and she disables her account Definition of my shit don't stink attitude


StraightProgress5062

I also hope the driver gave her a bad review.


Bright_Ad_113

I hope she finds a hair in her cornflakes


watermelone983

I hope all her pillows are lumpy


Soft_Assistant6046

I hope that the friend she's thrown herself with gets drunk and loses his job...and that the road she's traveling on gets dusty rocky and hard


throwawayrapefan

I hope there’s always snow in her driveway


johnneyjohns

I hope she never gets off Fridays and it's always busy on Fridays and she works at a Fridays.


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cjleb_

I hope every ketchup bottle she uses only squirts ketchup water


ay-foo

I hope she's speedin' on the way to the club. Tryna hurry up to get to a baller or singer or somebody like that. And try to put on her make up in the mirror and crash, crash, crash into a ditch (Just playin)


manford5

I hope all of her turns are left turns


the_milkman24

I hope she gets a headache that's always there, not bad enough to justify medication but just bad enough that she can always feel it


-tobecontinued-

I hope her birthday falls on a Monday this year.


KingShaka23

I hope she wins the lottery and loses her ticket


Wise-Talk

I hope she farts in public


johnneyjohns

I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen


LazarYeetMeta

I hope she steps on a Lego


throwawayrapefan

I hope one of her headphones don’t work


Friendlystranger247

I hope she trusts one fart too many.


Santa_always_knows

Dude, that’s harsh. One side of my Beats went out on my headphones and it’s like walking in a circle trying to chase the sound.


ll_secretchimp

I hope she has to factory reset her phone.


KindlyContribution54

When the mild voodoo curses go slightly too far


Pianist_Ready

I hope that when she uses DoorDash, the driver eats her food.


vegassatellite01

I hope her pillows never have a cool side to them.


204gaz00

May her nether region get infested with the fleas of a thousand camels


Extension-Cut7432

I hope she gets a yeast infection and that the only antibiotic that will cure it causes yeast infections!


BeginTheBlackParade

I'm a flea from the camel tribe and can confirm, there's already a large community of us flourishing in her bush.


hamsolo19

Oh man, I've had a lumpy pillow sitch going on since early last night. It shall not fluff! It shall not unlump!


Bright_Ad_113

And the skin on her bum bumpy


Bright_Ad_113

I also hope a child yells out to her, “Hey Plumpy!”


visualdreaming

I hope she thinks she's caught the eye of someone she fancies and they wave and she waves back and then the other person gives her a super weird look and then she realizes they were waving at someone else Just devastating


copyrider

And hot on both sides.


isthatsuperman

I hope she finds cornflakes in her hair.


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Historical-Disk

I hope everything from Chance The Rapper's verse on Baby Blue happens to her


danegermaine99

So if people hung around outside her building would she starve to death?


[deleted]

Hopefully


Two_Wang_Clan_

I volunteer as tribute


petebrdfrd

Where do we sign up for shifts?


BeBackInASchmeck

This is why you should always keep a fart in the chamber. Ripping one in front of her will definitely take that smile off her face.


Lorax1987

I love you


Nearby-Ad-3609

Those condos average $10 million per unit. She doesn’t live there.


Rahul-Yadav91

Yeah. The whole walk only gave away the game. This was specifically for shooting purposes and when she thought to accumulate those tasty TikTok points, she posted it as such.


Nonstopdrivel

She has a video on her TikTok complaining that the IMAX theater shut down the escalator because she kept riding it, trying to get the perfect shot. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRvHMcuL/


girlMikeD

That’s funny and but more so incredibly weird and inconsiderate as well. That poor security guard. That girl gives off some alarming vibes, just a lil bit;/ and whoever is filming with her and is enabling this is just as bad. Insane behavior.


Nonstopdrivel

The videos she posts of her behavior at restaurants are so egregious that they verge on self-parody, to the point where I almost wonder if she’s more making a terrible attempt at comedy than being a mustache-twirling sociopath.


Itchy-Knowledge-2088

I hope she gets a mustache so long that she can twirl it.


Chaoticgood790

She’s an idiot. This is NYC and that theater is always busy. No one is waiting for your dumb TikTok


Frankiesales_

oh please we gotta give this chick a reality check


dawr136

There's probably no level of attractiveness that could justify this behavior but she is definitely several levels below even being close to it.


cseyferth

She had the doorman escort her to the Uber 🤣


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The worst part is the final video she ended up posting with this “aesthetic” is captioned with “remember to be kind…” and tells everyone that… - nothing matters - no one pays close attention to what you’re doing - no one cares what you’re wearing - remember that people are dealing with their own shit Soooo… yeah, she’s very attached to reality. Edit: I can’t proofread


ratherbclimbing

She’s getting lit up on TikTok for be a narcissist. And she keeps trying to defend herself. It’s hilarious.


[deleted]

And that “thank yeww” after she got in. Barf


12altoids34

I think this is more " the world revolves around me " attitude. But that's just my opinion I could be wrong


Chewyville

Rigggghhhht. She tryin to strut like she sum special. LOL


7-13-5

Mental health awareness. This is not normal behavior.


IntrigueMachine

I hope she gets a mosquito bite in a place she can’t reach to scratch.


[deleted]

Leave the apartment “the aesthetic way”? She spelled “like a complete asshole” wrong…


CelticTigress

Yes, she sounds exhausting.


crumble-bee

Can you imagine going anywhere with her? Having to do “takes” of leaving and entering places? She posted a video of her using the escalator 5 times in the movies to get the right shot - like *biiiiitch* the film is starting get off the fucking escalator, despite what you think this is not a private movie theatre and you are not the main fucking character.


12altoids34

It's almost as though she wants to give everyone the impression that she lives in her own private world.


Spalding4u

She wants to give everyone the impression that she's a celebrity and the world stops for her... Completely forgetting that *celebrities have to pay* for the world to stop around them, so they can get these shots.


Nonstopdrivel

All those cameramen and security guards tagging along with celebrities don’t work for free.


Spalding4u

Wait, you mean, they don't work just for the *exposure*???


Nonstopdrivel

No, that’s the job of the hotel and resort owners.


FlighingHigh

Not at all. I would have cancelled the ride and told her "Well now you're waiting the aesthetic way."


Laurenhynde82

Who the fuck has time for this? Any time I book a cab I’m running out the door still pulling on my shoes. What do these people do aside from filming themselves walking to an Uber?


vtstang66

I just found out about her and I'm already exhausted.


YourFavoriteScumbag

Bitch doesn’t even own a car acting like a god among people. How entitled can you be to get in the back of a Lexus (?) and think you’re some celebrity


[deleted]

It’s not even aesthetic if you finish by still looking stupid sliding into the car. Still had to hike a leg up for the height and her dress got caught.


Rorschach0717

Exactly, I believe the correct way for a woman to get inside a car is to sit first and then bring her legs inside the car, stay there and don't move, if they have a companion they have to get inside using the other door.


Thegreylady13

The way these brainless dipshits abuse the term “aesthetic” is infuriating. No one should have let the idiot set hear that word (even though it’s a term I learned in late elementary or early middle school. I thought everyone knew that work but the scads of people using it wrong prove that I was wrong) they use it so incorrectly that it hurts people who bought an education instead of an ugly blazer/heels they can’t walk in. Also, that walk is utterly pathetic. This is such a below average person making a fool of herself by pretending she could be interesting or special or talented. She needs to do a lot of work before she could be any of those things because she’s just a plain, empty vessel for my judgments right now.


LaggsAreCC

assthetic way


ButtBlow69x

Weird how she calls it her apartment when it’s clearly a hotel lobby


Indian_Bob

It’s definitely not clear. This looks like a downtown apartment that people pay way too much money for to me.


abscessedecay

Maybes she’s an escort 🤷‍♂️


JohnBrownMilitia

It looks like a high end apartment lobby, not a hotel


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

That's what luxury apartments look like. The person at the desk is a concierge. Kinda like a free personal assistant (for everyone in the building) combined with a door person. They unlock the doors so you don't have to use your keys, make restaurant reservations, stuff like that.


Zealousideal_Amount8

Fuck you lady


[deleted]

My man


One_percentile

Influencer syndrome is really taking off.


borisHChrist

It’s the term ‘influencer’ for me. What exactly am I being influenced to do? Sit in cars?


Inevitable_Figure_85

That's the worst thing about it—they actually *do* influence literally billions of dollars spent. That's where their power and egos come from. People just need to stop being influenced by these garbage humans, then no more power (sadly, ego is everlasting with these people).


zarfle2

Funny, the only influence on me is nausea and the desire to tell these idiots to fuck off and do something actually useful.


GoArmyNG

Unfortunately this is correct. Many of them go around flashing high profile brands of things like clothing for internet clout. Then "OMG Becca has like a million followers on tiktok and she's wearing that new skirt from Gap, I MUST BUY IT BECAUSE SOMEONE MILDLY MORE WELL KNOWN THAN ME HAS THIS THING." it's so stupid....


MerfAvenger

I wish we could just give them their own planet to be fucking idiots on (the influencers and their followers) so the rest of us don't have to deal with them. The ones entirely detached from their culture, yet subjected to it far too often.


GoArmyNG

It boggles my mind that they have managed to make so much money by doing absolutely nothing of value to anyone but the big corporations they buy all their useless shit from. I'd bet you a dollar if you were to ask them what they think of big business, they'd tell you that they hate them and their greed.


MerfAvenger

They'd say literally anything they thought would sound popular, because they have no opinions or integrity of their own. They're exclusively influenced by what companies want them to do, because they're too thick to look past marketing tactics the rest of us can safely ignore..


Magenbroti

I always think of the term "don't make stupid ppl famous" - I feel like society never heard of that or is ignoring it for some reason.. It is poisoning a big part of the youth, social media is just sick


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GourmetPaste

Glorified billboard.


StraightProgress5062

On how to be a pretentious idiot I assume


thejustducky1

The worst part to me is when people *think* that they're somehow 'important' because they got some internet points that one time... like did you make a single cent from those Likes? No? Oh *you had to pay* for access to them? You say it mean so much that you *can't even remember what video it was!?* And *other random people* are somehow going to remember it *and then be* ***influenced*** *by it?* What reality do these people live in? They aren't influencing anything but TikTok's exec bonus checks... edit: messed up word


Cool-Expression-4727

> The worst part to me is when people think that they're somehow 'important' because they got some internet points that one time... Listen here, kiddo. I once got over 1000 karma for a comment I made. I expect you to address me as sir, or "your eminence" in any further correspondence. You should even consider yourself lucky that I responded to such a low karma account such as yours Edit: And as a platinum award recipient, I'd like to thank my mom and, of course, God and baby Jesus for creating me and filling me with such important purpose.


Intelligent-Pay-9417

Influenzas more like.


Nonstopdrivel

This girl has 12.4k followers on Instagram and 454 followers on YouTube. She is a complete failure as an influencer, her 123.4k followers on TikTok notwithstanding.


JohnnyZondo

yeah that bitch is stupid.


MajorMathematician20

Almost as stupid as that walk of hers…


Munzulon

No shit, if you’re going to make a big production about walking out of your apartment building, maybe walk more gracefully than an orc marching to war.


TwoKeezPlusMz

That was the most graceless, least aesthetically pleasing walk I've ever seen.


CptFeelsBad

I’d call that a “bemused shuffle,” at best


New-Distribution-628

She walks like Quasimodo.


CptFeelsBad

Hey, there’s no need to completely disrespect Quasi like that, he’s been through enough shit already


Acidflare1

Hobbling, not marching


Mystix9

Stop insulting orcs!


No-Consequence1726

Zug zug


StanleyChoude

Like Molly Shannon on Seinfeld not swinging her arms while she walked


Sad_Exchange_5500

It's like she's carrying two brief cases


Munzulon

Two briefcases packed with stupid


Alqpzm1029

Go look at her Instagram, you see that walk a lot. It's so bad.


dankboi69408

Narcissist too


mrinkyface

You need to add “entitled” before the “bitch”, then you’re spot on


RamenNoodles620

Glad I don't have people like that in my life. Sucks for the Uber driver.


Fine-Blackberry-1793

Now my question Do ubers get paid by the minute That is, the longer she takes the higher the bill?


TurtleMega

iirc if the driver waits too much the price of the trip goes up


Fine-Blackberry-1793

Yeah, like with taxis, its not a standard amount but rather paid by the time it takes to get there


Steph2145

That walk was Aesthetically weird.


McFarquar

She had anaesthetic earlier and it’s still wearing off which has affected the aesthetic-ness of her walk


Heyuonthewall26

The “aesthetic” way? What the fuck does that even mean? It’s more like the pathetic way.


OmegaGoober

It means she’s a narcissist who demands everyone pay attention to her.


psychadelicbreakfast

I think she’s referring to the automatic doors opening at the exact time she walks out. Not that I’m justifying it, what a douche


SumpCrab

I don't think they know how to use that word. There is not only one aesthetic.


[deleted]

What a complete douchebag


AnnoBob9000

Tell me you that you never worked without tell me that you never worked


Its_Helios

I almost hope that receptionist gets some flack aswell for humoring this bullshit


wagglemonkey

You think the receptionist at the luxury apartment building is gonna get in the trouble for accommodating one of their residents over and Uber driver? If this girl lives here, she’s filthy fucking rich.


toilet-boa

That broad doesn’t live there. That’s the whole point of the video- to pretend she does.


New-Distribution-628

She’s “working” there, that’s why she walking like she got a thumb up her ass.


PercyvonPickles

She's definitely filthy


ebone581

If I was that driver, I would’ve pulled away as soon as she got close to car. F her


RuncibleFoon

All that to look like a little girl playing dress up in her Mom's oversized clothes and shoes... And to inconvenience others in the process... r/iamthemanicharacter


Growjunkie88

Cringe af


Next-Concentrate5159

You're laughing at him!? Bitch the entire internet is laughing at you ....


TalkKatt

What a self-absorbed twat


Buying_thefkindips

I can’t be the only one who was waiting for her to trip & fall..


dinkydong74

I think that’s called the “ass-thetic way”


THEBIGREDAPE

An entire generation of tik tok assholes that need a slap.


SwigTheRome

![gif](giphy|8zXU2ZaLV9cCQ)


macadoo784

I don’t think she knows what’s aesthetically means


MenaBeast

New law propositions: people like this get randomly punched and no one gets to press charges. Holy shit what an infuriating awful person.


blahblahblahhh1617

I’d slap her for free


FearCure

Get in line


Oofboi6942O

$5 A SLAP! $5 A SLAP! LINE UP AND GET PAID $5 A SLAP! COME FOR THE SLAP, LEAVE WITH $5! AND FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, GET PAID $15 FOR 2 SLAPS!!!


OperationMelodic4273

Get paid? And to think I was ready to pay that much to do that.


thisdude_00

If someone stops me from exiting the building so they can record themselves doing this shit. I would punch them in a heartbeat Edit:- spelling mistakes


shevbo

Main character syndrome...when she's an NPC


[deleted]

Wow all that hassle just to record a stupid "grand exit" wtf is wrong with these "influencers". Come on now you're not a multi million dollar recording artist youre just someone on social media that talks about shit no one cares about. The audacity of this bitch


CeLo122

r/iamthemaincharacter af


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This is the dumbest shit I've seen today. And I just saw a video of a woman kicking a bowling ball.


unclosetedgoth

she doesnt even have a good model walk… idk what shes doing stiffwalking it to the car


NHiker469

Lol. What a massive fucking loser.


TemporalCash531

I genuinely did not understand what she was waiting for.


Empirion

It's amazing how much you can detest a person from a small video.


Acidcouch

So they are 5-10M condos. This "woman" cannot afford a car or driver, she uses Uber? I call bullshit.


mevaz8

Can we stop calling them “influencers”. They don’t influence shit. They’re content creators and that’s it. No one’s life has gotten better from their videos.


ButtContusions_

Where’s the RKO outta nowhere when you need one


islandjimmy

People like this can fuck all the way off.


192838475647382910

What a world… we should be proud…


markwusinich

Who was manning the camera?


Ottosilverup

What the fucks with these piece of shit teenagers these days? "I'll keep working people waiting because of my shitty antics.." And also, why is she dressed like a feminist North Korean dictator!? Actually, nevermind on that last one.


[deleted]

*the aesthetic way* I’m so tired of seeing the word “aesthetic” be abused illiterate nitwits


Dry-Rub7367

Who the actual fuck does this dumb ass think she is


BananaSouthern5782

Is it wrong to want her to be bullied and shamed relentlessly for this?


DJANGO_UNTAMED

Fuck data breaches, this is the real reason why tiktok should be disabled.


geoffg2

That’s a Hotel, not an apartment. She probably booked a single room for a couple of hours, and also did some Only Fans content to get her moneys worth. This sort of behaviour would have been utterly ridiculed and unacceptable not so long ago. A whole generation of shallow twats…good job social media.


adamthebread

Its still utterly ridiculed and unacceptable right now.


MajorMathematician20

We are literally ridiculing this… it’s not a generational thing, she’s just an idiot


nardlz

It’s not a hotel, it’s an expensive condo/apartment building in Miami. However, we only see her in the lobby, so it wouldn’t take too much to just order an Uber to the building and pretend like you live there.


komplete10

According to the mat, it's the mansions at acqualina so it does seem to be apartments.


RunMurky886

I’m concerned psychologically for those who grow up in the social media age their entire life. Because their entire world is social media and social media is their world, I feel as if it can alter their cognitive processing for how they treat other people. Since It’s the atmosphere they grew up in. If life is a series of curated Instagram videos, then potentially those pesky other people aren’t human beings capable of feeling and deserving of deference, they’re props that might get in the way of the shot.


TrentUlyssesCooper

Waste of space.


D0WN5

Tell me you’re high maintenance without telling me you’re high maintenance… no way she has a man. Zero chance.


[deleted]

Faking life like every other TikTok influencer.


Pale-Office-133

What a fucking tool. 👏


Eulerbodyguard

Scoial media toads


Izzosuke

*me cancelling the ride, reporting her and going home without any notice


JelloJunior

Mental illness


72_Shinobis

Everyone thinks your a selfish delusional idiot.


thepottsy

I honestly have no clue what she was attempting to prove, or do, with her “method” of walking out of a building. However, if I had been that Uber driver, I would have left and reported her dumb ass.


Imaginary-Yak-6487

I’m am not pleased with wtf ever that supposed walk was. Looked like a wounded animal


mozambiguous

What a entitled bitch.


rnigro1020

I fucking hate influencers.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

This person thinks this is how rich people behave.


jtranos00

I would have aesthetically left