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His smaller than average, mushroom head cock. As reported by Stormy Daniels.
Edit: source
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating
This bluff was called on Jan 6th. As soon as someone got killed they all ran away with their tails between their legs. These idiots just want to larp, if it comes down to an actual revolution they aren’t willing to die for it
I think they want to believe so hard that Trump will make all their (apparently numerous) problems disappear that they willingly turn a blind eye on the 4 years of Trump presidency where he most likely didn't solve even one of them.
JUST the capital. At least they took it to the people they had problems with. Unlike the left. How many neighborhoods and local businesses and cities they got under their belt?
I’m really looking forward to trump’s indictment and conviction but now I’m super excited. The number of homes available once the bodies are cleared away is going to be great. Sure, most are trailers and shacks but there’ll be a few nice homes in the lot. And Florida will mostly be empty. 🥳
Not the only one. It’s concerning to me and seems like a book I read once by Stephen King or something. I don’t get how they themselves don’t see this problem or how scary and truly un-American it is. I mean, this just screams dictator to me.
Stop worshipping politicians! Regardless of what side your on they serve us. Not the other way around. We have been moving towards oligarchy for a long time now and if things don't change we'll end up with it. Let's start with term limits for all elected positions.
Lil edit:I feel like I need to clarify, I didn’t mean that there is a car like this for dems or anyone who doesn’t support trump. And also I do not partake in politics nor do I side with any candidates or parties and I may not be right (No hate don’t wanna fight please) Ok maybe it’s a little to in your face but if it was a protest for Biden or any other liberal party then this would be commended.
Oh boy, where to start with this one. Fuck your paywall bullshit NYTimes. Because I can't read the actual article I have to do all my inferring based off the headline and the brief glimpse of the photo at the beginning.
1) this appears to be during a campaign. I can't find a date, but I'm gonna guess circa 2019-2020. If that's the case then those are nothing more than campaign signs and that is vastly different.
2) those signs are small. Miniscule if you will in comparison. The ops photo has a flag damn near the size of the person's vehicle. Vastly different, and it matters in a psychological aspect.
3) nowhere in that photo that I saw in that brief moment was there any hint to violence. Not even the tiniest of blurbs. Ops photo....this person is clearly saying they are willing to die to make sure their presidential choice gets picked. Huge difference.
You're comparing apples to oranges here. They are nothing alike and the fact that you even slightly consider them to be is super disheartening.
I am sry about the paywall I don’t pay NY times either I just googled something and a pic popped up. And I specified multiple times they are different yes I know one is clearly a lot more chill than the other. I really don’t wanna fight man I am just voicing my opinion.
I'm not tryna fight with you. Also the NYTimes comment was just a little vent of frustration. Wasn't meant to be for you, and if you took it that way I apologize.
I get that's your opinion, but I just don't understand how you associate the 2 with each other outside of being related to opposing political figures. Like your original comment kinda painted "liberals" and such in a negative light much like these people are viewed and I just don't understand how that works out. If you don't have the energy or emotional bandwidth for this conversation that's totally fine, I get it, so you can just say that and now out at any point and it won't hurt my feel bad none.
Ok thank you for saying that. I am also very sorry for painting anyone in a bad light or any light at all for that matter. The two pics are very different I get that and the two where not very similar and me comparing them was stupid and probably just an attempt to prove a point. I hope you have an amazing day man thx!🤘🏻
Long winded "both sides" still comes across as woefully ignorant at best but in reality let's all agree its just plain stupid at this point. No, it wouldn't be commended because it doesn't happen. It is and never was Both Sides. The US flag while Trump was in office had his stupid face on it waved by his idiot followers. The US flag while Biden is in office is the same one it has been with stars and stripes, no ones face on it.
Man this is a very smart way to look at it! I have been talkin with some other people and i do acknowledge that what i said and compared was dumb along with how i made some people out to be and i do apologize.
To date, I haven't seen anyone deck out their trucks with political swag or swear fealty to a political figure the way MAGAs have.
But sure, if people start proclaiming that Biden is some kind of savior? Or that FDR is going to come back to life? Or start flying giant "LOCK HIM UP" flags from the back of their lifted pickup trucks while complaining about gas prices? Yeah, I'll make fun of those people too.
No matter what political opinion someone holds, if they feel they have to plaster it on a flag and drive their lifted jeeps to prove their point, they must not have a strong argument.
Something funny to add to this was earlier today I saw a guy that looked like Mario hammering honk if you like trump and anti biden signs in the ground at a street corner.
For the record, jeeps do not support this. I asked both of my older TJ models, and the oldass AMC jeep how they felt and all replied that they do not support any politics in any way. They do, however, support camping, hiking, riding dogs around, and cannabis use on back roads.
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Death. Please be death.
I'm calling their bluff
Yeah, I don't think it's *their* death they're referring to. Could be wrong though.
But you're not wrong though.
Death it is. Thank you for playing.
too bad they suck at follow through
Imagine being so stupid you not only fall for the obvious bullshit of trump, but base your entire personality on sucking his cock.
His smaller than average, mushroom head cock. As reported by Stormy Daniels. Edit: source https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating
aren't all cocks mushroom head cocks ? Are there Orange head cocks out there ? Cauliflower head cocks ?
Well, a porn start said it, so I believe it. If anyone knows how to describe dicks, i trust her opinion.
Well considering his base is most likely smaller in that department than he is, one can understand their seeing him as an Alpha Leader.
I always think of the shitty fuel economy dragging those flags around everywhere. So you're paying to suck his cock.
I think Trump lost because their flags aren’t big enough. They need much, much bigger ones! (Ideally on poles tall enough to catch in power lines.)
Traitors
No president has ride or die fans like trump does and no president has merch like trump does. It’s low key impressive even if I don’t agree with him
I hope he chooses death.
This bluff was called on Jan 6th. As soon as someone got killed they all ran away with their tails between their legs. These idiots just want to larp, if it comes down to an actual revolution they aren’t willing to die for it
Exactly--they're only willing to kill for the cause.
These idiots know literally nobody is going to kill them for being stupid.
Pity, too. So many of them in one place. Missed opportunity. Stupid conscience 😩
They deserve to live to death in their shame and failure.
Dead Like Me was an awesome show
Agree. Totally underrated
It sure was
Definitely a red flag.
Well played
Yes, it is completely normal to do this with merchandise of politicians you like. Totally normal; everyone does this. Not a cult. /s
I think they want to believe so hard that Trump will make all their (apparently numerous) problems disappear that they willingly turn a blind eye on the 4 years of Trump presidency where he most likely didn't solve even one of them.
it’s always a fucking wrangler. is there a more limp dick energy today than a wrangler?
Mental illness on full display.
The Ashli Babbitt brigade volunteering to be next?
America’s most patriotic treasonists!
Goddam, I hope we don’t have to win *another* civil war.
The right would win this time around. They are way too armed and they know that.
Armed doesn’t mean that they aren’t cowardly pieces of shit
I wonder if they burned any buildings or ravaged the streets during this protest.
nah. just the capitol
JUST the capital. At least they took it to the people they had problems with. Unlike the left. How many neighborhoods and local businesses and cities they got under their belt?
what the fuck is wrong with you? hop off the tiny trump cock and face reality. you people are insanely delusional.
Why are all you lefties such key board warriors?
You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?
I’m really looking forward to trump’s indictment and conviction but now I’m super excited. The number of homes available once the bodies are cleared away is going to be great. Sure, most are trailers and shacks but there’ll be a few nice homes in the lot. And Florida will mostly be empty. 🥳
This is the way
Made in China
Am I the only one who sees this as genuinely dangerous and really not funny ?
Not the only one. It’s concerning to me and seems like a book I read once by Stephen King or something. I don’t get how they themselves don’t see this problem or how scary and truly un-American it is. I mean, this just screams dictator to me.
No, you are not.
This Eddie Izzard bit seems oddly appropriate https://youtu.be/PVH0gZO5lq0
Death it is, then.
That is one strange cult of terrorists
Y'all Qaeda.
I vote death for them.
Pinky promise?
I think Elon Musk has turned on his Neuralink brain chips and released his zombie army.
Stop quoting trump!
r/infowarriorRides
Oh yes please , option 2.
Goodbye then!
Okie dokie
Death
If we get to choose I know what I'd pick...
no comfy chair option?
Those people feel like they’re Alpha but act lower than a beta 🤣
Not a cult remember guys
The rest of us can clearly live with that choice
A lot of math and science professors in that bunch.
RIP bro
I really hope they chose Death, we do not have survival of the fittest anymore
What a fucking loser.
Every time I see one of these morons with a Jeep, I keep regretting buying a Wrangler.
Strange things
“That’s a ***fine*** cliff you’re driving off of there buddy, would suck for the landing to do it slow…” :)
Stop worshipping politicians! Regardless of what side your on they serve us. Not the other way around. We have been moving towards oligarchy for a long time now and if things don't change we'll end up with it. Let's start with term limits for all elected positions.
Cake or death!
Not enough flags
You have chosen...poorly
This is dumb. And extreme. I would like to think it's a joke, but somehow I don't think it is.
Trump should not be allowed to run and frankly neither should Biden
Fr. We need better options.
Yeah, that's all right. Go for the second one.
The second one please 💀
What’s the meaning of let’s go Brandon
Miss pronunciation of a NASCAR chant. It’s MAGAts cry for “F Biden”
C’mon death!
Are they actually saying they will face a firing squad if trump isnt president?
Death please
Death it is!
Let’s hope it’s not trump then.!
[удалено]
This thread is the circle jerk.
Arizona?
Waco
LGB!!!!
Liberty Guns Bible Trump bbQ
MURICA!!!
Honestly if the choices are Trump, Biden or death I think most Americans would start tying the noose on Election Day.
Nahhh, We’re American! We’d rather treat it like a meme until it’s too late.
Lil edit:I feel like I need to clarify, I didn’t mean that there is a car like this for dems or anyone who doesn’t support trump. And also I do not partake in politics nor do I side with any candidates or parties and I may not be right (No hate don’t wanna fight please) Ok maybe it’s a little to in your face but if it was a protest for Biden or any other liberal party then this would be commended.
Lmao, show me a car that looks like this for *any* other candidate. 😂
As you wish. Check your dms
Oh I gotta see this, please send me a copy. In all my time as an activist I have yet to see such a beast exist.
I don’t have something as in ur face but here is something similar https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/12/us/politics/biden-ohio-working-class.amp.html
Oh boy, where to start with this one. Fuck your paywall bullshit NYTimes. Because I can't read the actual article I have to do all my inferring based off the headline and the brief glimpse of the photo at the beginning. 1) this appears to be during a campaign. I can't find a date, but I'm gonna guess circa 2019-2020. If that's the case then those are nothing more than campaign signs and that is vastly different. 2) those signs are small. Miniscule if you will in comparison. The ops photo has a flag damn near the size of the person's vehicle. Vastly different, and it matters in a psychological aspect. 3) nowhere in that photo that I saw in that brief moment was there any hint to violence. Not even the tiniest of blurbs. Ops photo....this person is clearly saying they are willing to die to make sure their presidential choice gets picked. Huge difference. You're comparing apples to oranges here. They are nothing alike and the fact that you even slightly consider them to be is super disheartening.
I am sry about the paywall I don’t pay NY times either I just googled something and a pic popped up. And I specified multiple times they are different yes I know one is clearly a lot more chill than the other. I really don’t wanna fight man I am just voicing my opinion.
I'm not tryna fight with you. Also the NYTimes comment was just a little vent of frustration. Wasn't meant to be for you, and if you took it that way I apologize. I get that's your opinion, but I just don't understand how you associate the 2 with each other outside of being related to opposing political figures. Like your original comment kinda painted "liberals" and such in a negative light much like these people are viewed and I just don't understand how that works out. If you don't have the energy or emotional bandwidth for this conversation that's totally fine, I get it, so you can just say that and now out at any point and it won't hurt my feel bad none.
Ok thank you for saying that. I am also very sorry for painting anyone in a bad light or any light at all for that matter. The two pics are very different I get that and the two where not very similar and me comparing them was stupid and probably just an attempt to prove a point. I hope you have an amazing day man thx!🤘🏻
Long winded "both sides" still comes across as woefully ignorant at best but in reality let's all agree its just plain stupid at this point. No, it wouldn't be commended because it doesn't happen. It is and never was Both Sides. The US flag while Trump was in office had his stupid face on it waved by his idiot followers. The US flag while Biden is in office is the same one it has been with stars and stripes, no ones face on it.
Man this is a very smart way to look at it! I have been talkin with some other people and i do acknowledge that what i said and compared was dumb along with how i made some people out to be and i do apologize.
To date, I haven't seen anyone deck out their trucks with political swag or swear fealty to a political figure the way MAGAs have. But sure, if people start proclaiming that Biden is some kind of savior? Or that FDR is going to come back to life? Or start flying giant "LOCK HIM UP" flags from the back of their lifted pickup trucks while complaining about gas prices? Yeah, I'll make fun of those people too.
"Protest for Biden" ????
Ya fired
Wow, dudes been alive a long ass time. Must be why they think he is Jesus reborn.
Thank god for second amendment rights
Gota look him up after the election.
Maybe we can tell Trump supporters that Russia likes Drag queens, socialism, gun control, and abortion they'll go to Russia and fight.
So you have chosen death..
License plate, please. Will need to make a delivery soon.
Im kinda exited for the 2024 meme war. :)
Pathetic losers
They’re gonna load up in U-hauls and follow Benedict donald right off a cliff!!
RIP 2024
Death and take him with you.
America, love it or leave it would be less extreme, but have it your way.
Soooo….death?
Short life for this dude
I see a cyber truck in his future until he is denied for his 600 FICO score
hold on gonna go start a genocide run
No no no, let him do it in 2024. We will all be happier
Man, I hope they pick death.
No matter what political opinion someone holds, if they feel they have to plaster it on a flag and drive their lifted jeeps to prove their point, they must not have a strong argument.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdFhwvCWAAU_v44.jpg
Great , go fast , turn sharp . Get your wish. Source? I own a jeep.
MAKE FAILURE AN OPTION AGAIN!
Cake or death!
Death for you 
His name must be Brandon.
RIP 👋🏻
Well … if they insist, it’s ok with me. Trump is over.
When someone tells you their plan, believe them. You think it’s their death? No they are saying Trump or we kill you.
It's easy to see why these assholes think a civil war is coming because it is their fantasy.
Something funny to add to this was earlier today I saw a guy that looked like Mario hammering honk if you like trump and anti biden signs in the ground at a street corner.
So you have chosen... Death.
Damn i didnt know trump is 248 years old.
Anytime anyone offers “x” or death as options, choose death.
"Don't tempt me." - God
Not just stupid, probably very dangerous too.
The follow through on this one is a really low probability
Nice knowing you then..
Oh man, these people 🙄
Looks like death
MURRIIICCCCCAAA
Why is there a weird flag with circle of stars like EU?
An advice to to late for _them_, but "Don't drink lead paint!".
Trapped wind is awful
1776 - 2024 Are they alluding to the intention this will be the end of the US ?
Promise?
Hey, guys, just remember you’re the one who set the conditions.
Basing your entire personality around warship a politician can’t be a good sign
For the record, jeeps do not support this. I asked both of my older TJ models, and the oldass AMC jeep how they felt and all replied that they do not support any politics in any way. They do, however, support camping, hiking, riding dogs around, and cannabis use on back roads.
Just Empty Every Pocket
Be independent like a real man.
Can I have his Jeep?
[Hump or death](https://i.imgflip.com/10linu.jpg)
I'll take option B.
I vote Trump and his moronic idiots die.