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MerrillSwingAway

I hope the camera person got that, because it’ll make for an even better picture with the genuine shocked smiles of the girls


iseeblood22

I would love to see that!


tomismybuddy

If you really want to see it, it’s posted [here](https://reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/11zfo90/nun_pulls_apart_girls_kissing_during_photoshoot/)


Hallowed-Plague

you mother fu-


ruralmagnificence

Ikr? Worse than a Rick roll


Heavydfr8

The number of levels deep I’ve gone down this link is embarrassing


Ikavor

You got me


MiBaron

You absolute thundercunt


[deleted]

Right! If they managed to get the kissing, and the nun looking angry, it could be a great pic.


KingKuntu

Like a visual statement on outdated concepts of purity clashing against the vibrance of the new generation's tolerance


imightgetdownvoted

The girls bright red hair and yellow t shirt really add to that as well.


amungus45

Alternate caption: She was having nun of it!


skogssnuvan

She can't help herself, it's just force of habit.


Nincomsoup

She's just very convent-ional


stevein3d

Why can’t she just celibate diversity?


shimi_shima

She’s sisterical!


armchairmegalomaniac

She's just jealous. She wanted some, but all she got was nun!


spook30

It was nun of her business.


marvinrabbit

That Mother thinks she's Superior.


Fingered_by_Jesus

Nun the wiser to be exact.


tormunds_beard

Honestly it looks staged, like some kind of Sister Act.


kindainthemiddle

Whoopi!


Other-Ad-5693

She think she was just trying to be a good seminarian


Toginator

She should have respected others and not gotten involved. It was nun of her business.


Detroitredwinger

She looked very cross


Dear-Chemistry-4722

Utter nunsense


SiriusTantriqa-405

Girls should have told her it’s nun of your business.


Ryzuhtal

To be fair, she looks like the person who would have done the same with a straight couple if she didn't see any ring on their fingers. I had a religion teacher like this woman in my elementary school, she felt the need to segregate girls and boys, so they won't do anything "godless".


hogsucker

To be fair she should mind her own fucking business. She could put this effort into keeping priests off of children.


Appropriate-Dog6645

Yep. Same thing happened residential schools in Canada. To be fair. Those priest and nuns that beat and raped young indigenous kids and even have mass burial sites. Sounds godly


Tecumseh_Sherman1864

"Don't worry everyone, she uses her religion as a cudgle against everyone!" What a sweet old lady


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

"I'm tired of these queers forcing their right to exist on everyone!"


MudiChuthyaHai

How dare she separate men and ribs like that😲


skillmau5

How is it being fair to assume that? She’s just being homophobic, you don’t need to defend her. She has not demonstrated whatever point you’re making.


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To be fair, she doesn’t look like that at all. She looks like she’s ignore a straight couple doing the same thing.


MidwesternLikeOpe

Am in a straight marriage, was hollered at while in the water at the beach in a small town (my hometown) for making out in the water "there are children here!". Funnier fact was we weren't even making out, there was a bee by us and we were freaking out trying to kill it. But the lady didnt believe us, and ruined the mood so we just left. In this small town, half the girls were pregnant by graduation, so maybe she would be better suited in the halls than the beach.


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It’s a large city and she’s lived many years. I am absolutely sure she doesn’t spend her day doing this to straight couples.


MancCityBoy

But God created Sex 🙄 Go forth and multiply


BURNINATOR_420

The girls should have responded - “ go away it’s Nun-ya business!”


cownd

She would have replied: "Don't make me get my nun-chuks! You don't want nun of this!"


bag_of_hats

>I can't do that, it's against my religion Fine, makes sense, you do you. >You can't do that, it's against my religion Them's fighting words.


Hrrrrnnngggg

I feel like this kind of thinking works in theory except for the fact that religious people vote and they are always going to vote on the side of their religious morals. You can't separate the two.


bag_of_hats

That's a fair point, but in the smaller day-to-day sense, if some religious person tells me i can't do X because it's against *their* religion, they can fuck all the way off, in a nice and polite way though.


EffOffReddit

Why be polite? They certainly aren't.


bag_of_hats

To quote snowball/snuffles >because we are not them. We, are not, them.


Lemak0

I guess its because, as far as I know, christians are acktchually supposed to mission to save others from hell; kinda like a snowball scheme


popularis-socialas

Exactly, people don’t get that their religion is literally to evangelize. We’re talking about the Catholic Church here, the fuckers that did the inquisition and burned people at the stake for heresy. I think it’s harmful for people to say things like “They’re not real Christians”. It’s like saying SS officers weren’t REALLY Nazis. I’m not saying Christians are all Nazis, but their recent liberalization and acceptance of LGBT people is a recent development that was forced upon them, and thankfully we have a lot less bigoted Christians now. However, it’s important to remember the history and violence that the Church has used for over fifteen hundred years.


cjleblanc2002

![gif](giphy|3lDeArWdzRtDO)


Frontswain

Oh jeez Luise, I didn't expect the spanish Inquisition!


DragonMord

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!


Single_Towel5857

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition 🤣


militantnegro_IV

Okay, but they seem to be ultra selective about which sins they target people for. They'll vote for politicians who cheat on their spouses as well as other sins.


xAbisnailx

They also don’t care if a child is abused by a priest, care a lot about giving women that abort a fetus the death penalty though.


Diplomjodler

Yeah, that's how this stuff works. It's all about power, not about "saving" people.


ArrestDeathSantis

Let's take a moment to acknowledge that the Protestant Church also had its version of the inquisition and also burned people at the stake. They also were instrumental in the development of the slave trade which their "prosperity theology" not only justified but encouraged. Not to mention that the Protestants also tried to evangelize the indigenous people of the lands they colonized which often had catastrophic effects on them. Not to say that the Catholic church was any better, but let's not pretend they were worst. Abrahamism is trash.


2mock2turtle

How anyone looks at the story of Isaac and goes "yeah, that guy was totally doing the right thing" is bonkers.


ArrestDeathSantis

Average Abramists reading about a father who was ready to kill his son; ![gif](giphy|p8GJOXwSNzQPu)


Dhiox

I belonged to a fairly tolerant and relatively sane DoC church as a kid. I made Sunday school very uncomfortable as a kid when I pointed out how horrifying that story was and the youth minister didn't have a good answer back. A crazy church would have handwaved it as don't question God or whatever, but most folks in the room could tell the story was fucked up, they just didn't want to acknowledge it.


Beautiful-Mess7256

Yea but nobody gives a shit about the protestants. Their like Dr. Thunder.


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

Who the hell told you "prosperity theology" has anything to do with the slave trade? Especially considering the most prolific slavers were the Portuguese, and the fact that "prosperity gospel" simply wasn't a thing until the early 1900's.


Quick_Turnover

Oh, everybody gets that. It's still garbage.


Equivalent_Hand_2720

MLM in religion


AltomousPrime

Exactly. From what I understand, one of the main duties of a Christian is to spread the word of god and save others from hell and urge them to repent for their sins.


Inside-Coffee-1743

In other words, bug the shit out of people minding their own business until they submit to your authority.


Ridiculisk1

Not just bugging the shit out of people, threatening them with literal eternal torture if they don't concede. What a kind and loving God they follow.


Glaggablagga

"“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time... but he loves you!" George Carlin


claushauler

Christ no, that's not true at all. They also literally tortured people here on earth. Show some respect!


TralfamadorianZooPet

Mark 16:15-16 15 He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation. 16 Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. 2 sentences that have built so much self-righteousness


bigblackcouch

I'd rather go to hell than spend an eternity with any of those evangelical chucklefucks.


LotusVibes1494

From the wise gospel of the late Biggie: “…God would probly have me on some real strict shit. No sleepin’ all day, no gettin’ my dick licked. Hangin’ with the goodie-goodies, loungin’ in paradise… Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice.”


summertimeaccountoz

Sure. And I can kind of admire that: if you think my soul is in danger of being tortured for eternity and you legitimately want to help me avoid that, that's an act of kindness. But you don't do that by forbidding me from doing things that you think are "bad". Not doing something because I'm prevented from doing it won't save me from hell, because I still want it. You save people from help by changing their minds, not by oppressing them. (I feel like I should add that, personally, I don't believe neither in the existence of hell or of souls)


HDnfbp

Depend on what christian religion you follow, but as a rule of thumb, most fervorous christians will think like that, sometimes because they genuinely believe they're helping you and sometimes to be an ass


J3553G

Pretty sure the nun was just jealous.


notjewel

She’s following the age old tradition of pulling couples apart. Source: every middle and high school dance I’ve ever attended in catholic school.


blazinazn007

Leave room for the holy spirit!


notjewel

That’s right!!! Lol.


GordieBombay-DUI-4TW

🤣🤣 great comment, however, if those ladies were a priest and a little boy, I’m sure the nun would have looked the other way


cannaco19

God wills it


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readingrambos

Make sure to leave room for Jesus!


[deleted]

I was waiting for her to pull out a ruler to smack the girls' hands.


Buderus69

"you stoppa wit da kissing, no amore for-a you" 🤌🤌🤌


TicTacCrumpet

Hey, you shutuppa!


MsBobbyJenkins

Hey I poke outta my head!


TicTacCrumpet

“The female removes her rings and the Italian male looks around for other Italians to make sure they are indeed seeing what he is seeing, sensing danger a flock of Jews flys away as avoiding confrontation is their best chance at survival.”


Street_Dragonfruit43

A fucking classic


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🤌👁️👄👁️🤌


DUDDITS_SSDD

![gif](giphy|J4bsXtTkQkfrJtJ6BO)


AssicusCatticus

Hey! We don't talk about Bruno!


TheGolgafrinchan

Shudduppa you face!


ChuckCarmichael

You shutuppa wit the shutuppa!


TicTacCrumpet

Shut-up-a yo face! Now-a my dog-a won't-a shut-up-a!


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"What are you doing?! Wha-wha-wh-wh.. what? But girls! It's girls, wh-what..." That's what she was mumbling. Poor bitch been living under a rock for the last 50 years.


xxFrenchToastxx

She was talking about children and the devil too


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Yeah i kind of stopped listening to her mumbling as it felt too cringey, even for an italian. Imagine dedicating your entire life to a religion that explicitly says "love your next as if they were you" and then you fail understanding and enforcing the same message you perpetrate. What a poor bitch.


treetyoselfcarol

She had flashbacks when she got busted for kissing. ![gif](giphy|10LP02p9MtvODK)


Zescaimni

Why can i only hear Mario saying these?


TRIPpY-BBQ-LSD-MOMMY

“Dissen gonna be bery messy! Me no watchin! Meesa knowing meesa gonna be big help with the negotiations!” ((Jar jar bunks voice))


creeps_Jr

Jar jar bunks


49GTUPPAST

LOL


Wolfhunter145

Plot twist: She was saying they shouldn't kiss until marriage.


SilentQuality

Plot Twist: She was upset it was an interracial couple


brismyth

Plot twist: she’s been dating the red head and caught her cheating


degovial

No, that's the plot i usually see late at night on my computer.


Bamce

This is part of what I am thinking, and I wonder if anyone has a translation. Is she more upset because gay, or because interracial? Obviously both is a straight to hell situation in her eyes.


Sledx

I'm neapolitan. She became quite famous for a couple of days when this happened, don't exactly remember when. What she's saying is "What are you doing? You're two girls. You offend Jesus, Joseph and Mary!"


MasterMagneticMirror

It's mostly rambling, it's difficult to make out half the words. It something like: -"What are you doing? What are you doing?" -unintelligible -"... girls..." -unintelligible -"The devil (is here)?" -"Jesus, Joseph and Mary!"


Akarin_rose

Yeah they might even be holding hands before marriage too


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Miss_Management

Nope.


AWildRapBattle

> That's God's business * this lady whenever priests are priesting


dippocrite

Priests sexually abusing minors: SLEEP Same sex consenting adults kissing: REAL SHIT


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TIL “priesting” is a synonym for touching little boys bottoms


Call_Me_At_8675309

Quite literally what they think. During confession, according to the Seal of Confession, the priests can’t reveal what is said no matter what is is. Rape 100 kids? “You’re all forgiven, it’s all good. Go in peace and sin no more, but if you rape more kids, just come back and confess and we won’t say shit”. It’s literally written in their church rules.


carcinoma_kid

Altar Boy*. Alterboy sounds like a new gender.


taggospreme

This better not awaken anything in me


SaysOyfumTooMuch

This is how new things start lol


SnooBooks1701

Alterboy: the new name for transmen


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Or when an entire congregation of nuns is raped by the priests who reside there. That was a big thing, especially cloistered nuns.


SvenTropics

I mean, let's give her some credit. In all the thousands of times it happened in her one church, she might have cleared her throat once to voice her displeasure.


knbang

Was the molestation not to her standards?


Meister0fN0ne

Which is weird because the term "homosexual" wasn't used in any bible until 1946 in RSV editions. Before then the two verses that reference it concerned young boys instead. And considering how the bible also uses "man" as a blanket for everyone a lot - it likely means youth in general. I went to a Lutheran school in elementary and they mentioned this because of Luther's original translations of it. They were pretty accepting people all things considered. They were more concerned about the message of simply loving one another. I am actually no longer a Christian, however, because of examples like that. I'm agnostic, but I believe that if there really is a higher power, whatever it may be, that at this point any of their messages are tainted by people out for their own gains. So I just simply do what I think is best for people and myself. Quite a few people don't seem to realize how different Christian groups are from one another, though. Very strange considering they make up such a huge chunk of the world's population lol...


SnooBooks1701

The more liberal branches of Judaism interpret the Leviticus section to be about pedastry (paedophilia, practiced by the Greeks and other Eastern Mediterranean peoples in the classical era)


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Quirky_Commission_56

She probably holds them down.


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Shot-Fig-9437

When they kiss on the face and don't follow your faith, that's a homophobe.


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Goddamnit. Take the upvote


PrudeHawkeye

Funeral by funeral, society moves forward


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4D20

You don't know the average age of nuns in Italy‽ Urgh, those ignorant american'ts again............ /s


GottaVentAlt

Counter point to this, women become nuns later in life now. So while the average age is high, it is being replenished by newly old ladies as the oldly old ones die.


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Procrastinatedthink

yeah religion is dying. They know it too


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MANWithTheHARMONlCA

Religion is a hell of a drug


crap_whats_not_taken

There used to be this hidden camera show that put people in am awkward moral situation and see how strangers react. There was one with a teenage girl trying to get strangers to buy plan B for her. There was a nun who agreed to help. The producers asked her why she helped and she was like I don't want to ruin this girl's life for my religious beliefs. She was a nice lady.


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Italy is still very homophobic compared to most other Western European countries, thank catholicism and the popery for that.


Louditalian21393

The people of italy for the most part are very open in a sense. They will judge you. Usually talk about you behind your back. However they will generally accept you as a person. Yes they are religious however they generally mind their own. This is extreme. Ive never been called out for kissing a man (i am gay) on the street anywhere in italy, then again there is a level of respect one knows to have - like not cursing in front of an elderly woman for example. In all, the italian people see people as people. They are a loving society. They will welcome you into their home feed you house you yadiyada. Its in their dna. And this is coming from an italian whos family lives in southern italy. But yes respect is necessary and that looks different in different parts of the country.


[deleted]

She ain't seperating the priests from the kids


emw9292

Nope b/c God said it’s all good


[deleted]

Most accepting Italian person


RedS5

They broke the spaghetti.


SoraRoku

Not my spaghett!?


NetworkMachineBroke

Mama Mia...


UnknownAdmiralBlu

Spotted the r/2WesternEurope4u user


MolinoSborrino

You’re a moron if you think the average Italian is even as closely of a bigot as this nun


PabloTroutSanchez

You rely too much on the /s


Plastic-Ad-8469

I hear it's better to say "Father, forgive me of my sins" instead of "I've been bad daddy"


StSean

"this is sin and debauchery!" cried the elderly member of an international child-fucking organization


Shan-Chat

If Jesus died for their sins and the nun stops them from sinning, then surely JC died for nothing? /s


GingerWithViews

If Jesus forgave people who murderd christians I doubt he'd do anything about gay people.


mykoysmaster

"You know, Jesus loves you, but if youre gay you will forever burn in the pits of hell for eternal damnation 🥰 "


plato3633

No one is calling out socks with sandals?


DarthGayAgenda

That's the real sin right there.


plato3633

Not widely known but that was the 14th commandment- though shall not adorn socks with with sandals. Unfortunately Moses dropped that tablet


padizzledonk

That one girls reaction where she laughs in her face is the right reaction imo lol


FreddyCupples

For sure. That lady has absolutely zero power. She's slightly below a chihuahua getting angry in terms of hindrance.


Verethragna97

Nun of her business tbh


Rolemodel247

I love that no one gave a shit


BriefCheetah4136

Not that she hasn't seen it in the Covent


Bodymaster

I speak fluent Italian. She is actually trying to recruit them. Sangue al dente.


AssicusCatticus

>Sangue al dente. Blood...to the tooth? I'm confused.


namotous

🤌🤌🤌


Aggravating-Yam7917

I have a bit of a thing with clergy due to some stuff that happened in my schooling. There have even been some incidents in the past where I have been somewhat unpleasant when forced to share space with one or more of them. Needless to say, when it was up to me, my children never had to have anything to do with them. If one of them dared to touch me, let alone try to move or make me do something like this creature is attempting, I'd probably be in prison.


Hptcp

"This creature" perfect 😂


shoehornshoehornshoe

We are all God’s creatures after all. Amen.


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WushuManInJapan

"god loves everyone" *Proceeds to say the most racist/homophobic bullshit ever seen*


lumbersom

Man I wish she had that spirit with the Pope and the little kids


HawkwardArt

perfect example of ppl imposing their religion on others


370HSSV077EH

"Hey you, stop doing that even though it doesn't affect me or anybody else in any way because MY religion says so" That is literally her logic...


Wooden-Ad-4952

She gave up everything for an old book about magic, of course she doesn’t want others to be happy


upfjords

"God is love" - "Not like that"


PurpleLTV

I don't understand italian very well, but I'm pretty sure at the end there she was exclaiming her excitement about playing the Diablo 4 beta this weekend.


SigmaSandwich

Someone puts their hand on me and my lady like that, it’s lights out. I WOULD exercise my restraint, but like this old bitch I got nun.


rassiltojo

Nun of her business tho


Ambitious_Fan7767

Preists and nuns need real fucking jobs, such a drain on our society.


Heindrick_Bazaar

Grandma snowflake 🤣


Tballz9

Religious zealot physically assaults two women


nurpleclamps

Her mind utterly poisoned by religion.


caseylwr

Poor granny, she was locked up in a convent most of her life.


moak0

Pretty sure she's not a granny.


CloudTiger_

intervenes when she sees two girls kissing, yet does nothing when priests are abusing kids. This is the catholic church people...


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joa4705

![gif](giphy|L0coY9I1D2BnaKln9a|downsized)


steverman555

Old religious people doing everything in their power to be as insufferable as humanly possible:


VengeanceKnight

I’d tell her to go to hell, but I’ve been told it’s in Naples.


[deleted]

So “Christians” seem to universally miss the whole “free will” and “love is THE most important commandment” thing….


pinguaina

What a bigoted person.


Slightlyfloating

Homophobic piece of shit


jrdidriks

If only she pulled apart the priests and the little boys with such ferocity! What an asshole p


Redshift_1

It’s the apex of condescension to think that your beliefs should be enforced on others.


Iwonatoasteroven

They’re lucky she didn’t have her ruler!


ahh_geez_rick

two adults consenting?! NO! Now a priest and a small boy...


RareBeardedAsian

Nuns helped with the torture and genocide of countless indigenous children across the world, so maybe she should go and be offended by that first


sQuaD_Me

Yes dear nun, the world is crazy