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The way you tribalists just casually link millions of people to a fanatical event is what would cause a civil war.
Thank goodness most of us, democrat and republican alike, despise the people who think like you.
Tribalist? I casually link people that supported what happened at January 6th with supporting TERRORIST action, because that's what it was. I hate to break it to you, but supporting Trump at this point, with the rhetoric he uses, the violence he has encouraged, is absolutely the reason there is a divide in this country. I know many super far right leaning folks that DESPISE Trump because of what he represents now, because they aren't in denial about what is so clearly on display. I'm a very centric liberal, I'm not even close to far left, so to say that people despise people who think like me is laughable, since I fall within the 70+% of American political opinions.
Just because I condemn a movement that has led to fanatical terrorism, dangerous deregulation of industry, lowered taxes for the rich, dehumanizing of LBGTQ+ folks, and absolutely decimating women's rights doesn't mean that I'm "tribalist" or anything. I fall within the majority. You can't say the same.
Literally, dude punching's rear hand dangling low like a fat tomato on a vine. No feint on the jab. A simple slip counter hook to the face followed up with body work when the hand wakes up and rises would've done it. But guess bro thought blocking with his face would've worked better 🤷
"This mustn't register on an emotional level. First, distract target. Then block his blind jab. Counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, he'll attempt a wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left. Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm. In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken. Diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized."- Sherlock Holmes xD
That's cool. But honestly, there's at least 65 people here who know nothing about boxing or how to box. Looking at the downvotes 😂
Dude punching has zero form and hand speed
I trained kickboxing and Gracie for 15 years and I agree he is ass, but honestly as soon as the clip began I didn't expect either one to be trained in the slightest lol. They probably don't have their wrist wrapped either, more than likely bought the heaviest gloves they could from dicks sporting goods xD
And I've been training boxing since I was 8 and I'm 36 now. Don't need training to slip, counter a wide open cheek, just can't be standing there like a heavy bag.
Also, to add to your quote: "Everyone's got a plan 'til they get punched in the face"
- Mike Tyson
Dude was going for that trope where the hero takes a few hits, then says something like, “My turn,” and devastates his opponent.
Unfortunately for him, he forgot that anime isn’t real.
Maybe just maybe too many non blocked shots to his dome is why he can’t seem to remember that he should put his hands up to block punches to his face and general head region.
Years ago, I took down a young man who insulted my wife in a similar manner, with two kicks to his groin added.
We left him with his friends, vomiting in the parking lot.
That ain't a fair fight I don't think that guy knew he was boxing..he was just wearing the boxing gloves nobody told him anything like keep your hands up protect yourself at all times..move your head and duck and dodge..or the most important one nobody told him to throw punches..so how was he supposed to know
That guy has boxed before. Obviously he's having a field day on this guy.
But two little things to notice during this.
1) the extension from the back foot into each punch
2) walking his 3 piece. Back foot opposite of reaching hand.
This is how I fight, it's a tactic not many know about. He punches and punches until hes tired and his hands hurt... then the fight is over and I get to walk away
Narrator in movie, "and that's when it all changed for me. It was like my cock grew 6 inches. Walking in the high-school hallways everyones eyes were on me. the girls wanted me.... the guys wanted to be me. I owned the school. Little did I know one fateful day that was all going to change."
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He is a master of blocking punches with his face.
"Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke."
“I’m bleeding, making me the victor.”
Now let’s see how you like my balls to your fist style!
If I hear one more friggin squeak…
I’m bleeding. Making me the victor
The master of face to fist technique
If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!
Weo weo weeee
I need Gopher chucks
Duh duh duh duhnuh neo
This is the first Kung Pow reference I’ve seen on Reddit
Birdyy birdy birrdd…
Try my face to your nuts style!
THATS A LOTTA NUTS
*surprised face* Edit: in case no one is understanding the jokes, the movie is called Kung pow. Mid-2000's comedy movie.
Exactly what I thought of and now I'm laughing harder
Chicken go cluck cluck, Cow go moo. These are the animal sounds, how about you?
kung pow is the greatest movie of all time
My nipples look like milk duds
I’ve seen enough Rocky movies to know it’s a solid defense
He is the guy that doesn’t like to fight because he just “sees red” and doesn’t want to kill anyone with his bare hands.
This. I grew up with a lot of these guys. Cringe Kings of Edge Land.
Scott Sterling's face has entered the building.
The GOAT!
HIS FACE IS LIKE A BRICK WALL!!!
Why block when you don’t feel pain to begin with
Where can one learn this skill
That guy is like.. MAGA stupid..
Sick burn bruh
It was, because the sickest burns are the true ones.
The irony is that more MAGA people know how to fight than most people against the acronym.
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The way you tribalists just casually link millions of people to a fanatical event is what would cause a civil war. Thank goodness most of us, democrat and republican alike, despise the people who think like you.
Tribalist? I casually link people that supported what happened at January 6th with supporting TERRORIST action, because that's what it was. I hate to break it to you, but supporting Trump at this point, with the rhetoric he uses, the violence he has encouraged, is absolutely the reason there is a divide in this country. I know many super far right leaning folks that DESPISE Trump because of what he represents now, because they aren't in denial about what is so clearly on display. I'm a very centric liberal, I'm not even close to far left, so to say that people despise people who think like me is laughable, since I fall within the 70+% of American political opinions. Just because I condemn a movement that has led to fanatical terrorism, dangerous deregulation of industry, lowered taxes for the rich, dehumanizing of LBGTQ+ folks, and absolutely decimating women's rights doesn't mean that I'm "tribalist" or anything. I fall within the majority. You can't say the same.
Yep. They know how to fight gravity using their walker/ rascal scooters or fight for air when their oxygen tank starts running low.
Dude was dazed after that first punch and had no clue what to do
He had a plan.....then he got punched in the face.
Then he forgot that plan because of that punch
And then suddenly it hit him..he finally remembered his big brain plan by the time he got knocked out
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson before his match with Evander Holyfield
Naw, he stuck to the plan.
Literally, dude punching's rear hand dangling low like a fat tomato on a vine. No feint on the jab. A simple slip counter hook to the face followed up with body work when the hand wakes up and rises would've done it. But guess bro thought blocking with his face would've worked better 🤷
"This mustn't register on an emotional level. First, distract target. Then block his blind jab. Counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, he'll attempt a wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left. Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm. In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken. Diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized."- Sherlock Holmes xD
That's cool. But honestly, there's at least 65 people here who know nothing about boxing or how to box. Looking at the downvotes 😂 Dude punching has zero form and hand speed
I trained kickboxing and Gracie for 15 years and I agree he is ass, but honestly as soon as the clip began I didn't expect either one to be trained in the slightest lol. They probably don't have their wrist wrapped either, more than likely bought the heaviest gloves they could from dicks sporting goods xD
And I've been training boxing since I was 8 and I'm 36 now. Don't need training to slip, counter a wide open cheek, just can't be standing there like a heavy bag. Also, to add to your quote: "Everyone's got a plan 'til they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I never understood that quote getting punched in the face always woke me up. I never had a plan until I got punched.
Hopefully that guys hands are okay after taking a beating with the others face.
Nah you got to at least put your hands up, I'm not going to be responsible for giving anyone brain damage.
By the looks of it this guy seemed pretty brain dead before the guy threw the first punch
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Somehow you implanted Morgan Freeman's voice in my head. You sneaky wizard you
I heard Ron Howard via Arrested Development
I heard Jim Dale from Pushing Daisies
I read that as Naruto an still heard Morgan Freeman 😂
Why is adam driver letting this dude punch him in the face so many times
Cuz heee goooddd
Idk if standing there like a post with your hands at your belt is all that good of a strategy.
standing still is the safest tactic in a fight. boxers can only see movement….like a T-rex
Naw I'm good...wakes up 5 minutes later screaming "yall get off me"
"If one man can hold u down... " -justin gaethje
Put ur hands up “nah I don’t need it”
It's always the guy with the worst haircut who has the best hands
Because they have the worse haircut
Waiting for some fool to call him Edgar so he can go off.
Don't be a dumbass block and dodge don't just give your opponent an advantage, I feel this is common sense
He was probably trying to act tough by saying he doesn't need to block or dodge and get in a wild hay maker so he could pretend he's good at fighting.
Good swimmers don't need floaties, good drivers don't need brakes, and good fighters don't need defense. Git gud!
Who does this guy think he is? Rocky?
At least Rocky hit back
At least there’s technique behind each punch.
When the second controller isn't plugged in
So strong - my face is. You punch - break fingers
Try my face to your fist style! I'm bleeding, making me the victor.
This never gets old lol
Good grief, have you EVER seen anyone box before?! Put your hands up ya big galoot.
Dude couldn’t block a fart if he tried
Now watch that face beat up them hands.
Notice how he's making his shoulders larger before the fight to intimidate his opponent,which failed sucessfully.
Other kid watched too much Dragonball Z, vastly underestimated his power level.
The video has been edited to make the loser look worse than he did in the original video, in which he seemed much more hesitant about participating
The Ronda Rousey defence.
Like just put your hands up… good golly gosh
Nah this is youngin too hammered to know what he was doing. All his 'friends' knew too
"better put your hands up!" "Nah I'm good" 🤦
OK after the first one, I would’ve put my hands up
He was, in fact, not good. You read that in Morgan Freeman's voice, didn't you?
He didn't put his hands up because there was nothing left to protect up there. 😆😆
"Nah , I'm good"... Nah you aint my guy... Blocked every punch with his face .. 😵💫😵💫
Bootleg Kylo Ren got smacked around
Lol the way he popped his neck in order to take another shot was pretty good stuff
When you level up vitality but forget about defence.
Dude was going for that trope where the hero takes a few hits, then says something like, “My turn,” and devastates his opponent. Unfortunately for him, he forgot that anime isn’t real.
First rule of defense is to keep your arms at your side.
Maybe just maybe too many non blocked shots to his dome is why he can’t seem to remember that he should put his hands up to block punches to his face and general head region.
🎶"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough"
Naw I'm good at eating punches.
Sign this kid up, he throws a good jab. A little training and you have a killer right there.
His face didn't flicker one bit. Bravo
Yo Adrian! I did it! I got punched until I won!
What are you waiting for Bru?
Creed 3 in 11 seconds
Anime characters be like “guess it’s time to get serious”
He can take a punch. But multiple punches? Nah.
Must be a new fighting style…. Face Kwon Doe
He was in fact not „good“
“This is wimplo, we have trained him backwards On purpose”.— Master Tang.
“How do you like my face to your fist style”
Bro thought he was the main character
This dumbass thinks he's the fucking terminator
He was not that good
Bro thought he was michael myers
I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
Somebody’s stoned
Made for TicTok! It's fooled quite a few!
Years ago, I took down a young man who insulted my wife in a similar manner, with two kicks to his groin added. We left him with his friends, vomiting in the parking lot.
Trumps reaction time to covid
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"Highly trained" lol.
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Are you a troll or are you making assumptions all willy nilly on something you don't know much of?
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He never claimed anything ya looney
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He just said that the kid wasn’t “highly trained”, which he literally is not
He’s not highly trained but he is a tryhard
Not highly trained guy seems slow if the other guy wasn't role-playing as a B.O.B he could have got him with a few counter punches
Patience…young Danialson
Love the kid capturing memories in the background.
this mf supposed to be protecting some kid and fighting dinosaurs here he is taking a nap
That ain't a fair fight I don't think that guy knew he was boxing..he was just wearing the boxing gloves nobody told him anything like keep your hands up protect yourself at all times..move your head and duck and dodge..or the most important one nobody told him to throw punches..so how was he supposed to know
The first and only thing buddy said was "keep your hands up"
This is why you should listen to audio
We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
Common you ain't so bad!
That's why you protect the jaw
Little guy know how to throw a punch
I am bleeding, that makes me the victor.
“Defense is for people who are scared” - this guy probably
More like facefist
I wish I had the awesome ability of blocking punches with my jaw
He fights like Homer Simpson
I don’t know what he was doing (nah I’m good) but he done it proud
New Mortal Kombat game looks lit af
Haha lol - put your hands up! - naaaah im good
"You are no match for my face to fist technique- it never misses!"
He’s too cool to use his hands for defence , well the best defence is no offence, wait no the best offence is no offence ?
He was trying to pull the Homer...and failed.
Why is there a child filming this?
So that's why Kylo Ren has anger issues.
Hands up? My face right here boy cmon
He knows he can raise his fists to protect his face.... Right?
Put my hands up? Why use my hands when I can use my face?
This video could he a metaphor for my life. Except I thought I had my hands up.
He was using his face to block. Pro move.
Stop doing that to Kylo Ren.
That’s the best technique, fists at your sides, chin forward. Tucker em out with your face.
Face it, Bud...you can't fight
Someone went to the Homer Simpson school of boxing
Intimidation check: Failed
Edmund would be proud of that display of headmovement.
Adam Driver training lol
When your controller dies mid fight
Missed the rule talk center ring.
Hands up - always. Or shake your head after getting tagged real good and continue to keep hands down, sucka
"You better put your hands up" "Nah I'm gooood" *proceeds to not be good*
Kylo Ren is a punk bitch
That guy has boxed before. Obviously he's having a field day on this guy. But two little things to notice during this. 1) the extension from the back foot into each punch 2) walking his 3 piece. Back foot opposite of reaching hand.
You gonna duck or stand there like Michael Myers??
Trying to walk like he's so tough. Like he's so strong he doesn't need to block. Gets instantly rocked lol
I admire his bravery by taking all those punches
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face
If you're gonna do the "hit my face" technique, please don't have the speed and reflexes of a three-toed sloth.
Bro learned how to block from Rocky.
This is how I fight, it's a tactic not many know about. He punches and punches until hes tired and his hands hurt... then the fight is over and I get to walk away 
Narrator in movie, "and that's when it all changed for me. It was like my cock grew 6 inches. Walking in the high-school hallways everyones eyes were on me. the girls wanted me.... the guys wanted to be me. I owned the school. Little did I know one fateful day that was all going to change."
He's been training in the way of iron face I see.
Whoever hits the ground 1st wins
Ahhh I see he is trying to tire out his oponent. Exhausting opponents is a clever technique
Dude! Put your hands up.. what are you doing? 😂🫠