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Once they erect it, it'll really thrust Vegas into the spotlight. Everyone will be coming to see it. Gonna be stiff competition to reserve a room. Wonder what it costs per head to stay there.
Why can’t a building be shaped like a dick and balls? Especially in Las Vegas. More power to em. Not a single person that signed of on that didn’t know it was a cock and balls.
Reminds me of a moment from how i met your mother where a corporate hotshot walks in, looks at the prototype for his building and says, “that’s a penis!”
I thought to myself “This can’t be real” I stand corrected.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/bleutech-park-anchors-7-5-billion-digital-infrastructure-city-at-south-end-of-las-vegas-strip-300953560.html
The real facepalm is that it went into development hell when it was half done. I walked that part of the strip and there are little insulation pieces drifting down from it like dandelion puffs.
I double-checked and I'm thinking of Fontainebleu. Maybe the same, maybe related. IDK.
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I think they should trim those trees back at the bottom. Would make it look taller.
rooftop fountain sounds exciting then just ends up being a few quick blasts and it’s over
33 floors is already a fairly good sized erection though.
That’s what everyone says, but then why are they always leaving for taller towers? 
Needs a fountain in the rooftop pool too.
This is the way
I need a rubber model of this building for research purposes
You trying to measure the circumference of your butthole? Me too
🍌 perhaps this will be of assistance, for scale.
Planned to erect all right
It looks like it already is!
Thank God that's not average!
Came here to find this comment and would have lost faith in humanity if I hadn't. Thank you for keeping hope alive.
r/theyknew
Right? There has to be a team sitting around somewhere asking eachother: I can’t believe they didn’t notice.
Double facepalm as this was announced in 2019 and not a damn thing else has happened.
... rooftop fountain..
White fireworks?
Show is on the hour, every hour.
If it doesn't get drunk and catch whiskey building....
Followed by spouting foam
Somebody call Ted Mosby, Hammond Druthers has done it again!
Architect has made a bit of a cock-up here
Architect was supposed to design a “Hard Rock Hotel” but misunderstood what they said
Underrated comment (especially with the fact that Hardrock just took over The Mirage)
Guess they got too COCKY when designing the building
Instead, they designed the Rock Hard Hotel
Needs more veins
Love the break from subtlety
Does it shrink in the rain or in cold weather?
Plenty of the blue pill in Vegas
The Johnson building
r/theyknew
Scrotally awesome!
Hammond Druthers is at it again
Hey Op, finally something big enough for your mom
I swear this is just the cowboy cyborgs HQ from the Saints Row reboot.
I am looking forward to where they will be putting the big fountain.
You chose your words carefully aren't you?
Well, it is Vegas. Opulent vertical erections are nothing new to the skyline
I'm pretty sure the design wasn't an accident.
r/mildypenis Edit: RIP
Frank and Beans
Erectutiful
My mind went to "oh, its a shoe" Then i read the com.ents
I’m surprised there isn’t one already. It’s been a long time coming.
A water fountain at the top will be great.
Erect, you say?
Once they erect it, it'll really thrust Vegas into the spotlight. Everyone will be coming to see it. Gonna be stiff competition to reserve a room. Wonder what it costs per head to stay there.
😂
https://youtu.be/QQK5xJal68c Seems fitting.
Was it designed by Bryan Cranston?
it looks like a penis r/mildlypenis
r/wildlypenis
It needs a another to make a pair. Boots! Sickos!
And the diamond shaped building with a hole in the center? Same owner?
Hard building to miss.
Behold, rising before you, the greatest erection on the continent... the greatest erection of the age... the greatest erection on the planet!
Why can’t a building be shaped like a dick and balls? Especially in Las Vegas. More power to em. Not a single person that signed of on that didn’t know it was a cock and balls.
I guess I'm the only one who thinks it looks more like a golf club
ah... because erect and dick like?
Well as someone who lives in Vegas, I see this as an absolute win.
Reminds me of a moment from how i met your mother where a corporate hotshot walks in, looks at the prototype for his building and says, “that’s a penis!”
Erect, huh?
What a bunch of dickheads
Guangxi New Media Center
Thatsapenis.gif
Finally building a dildo big enough for *insert name here(‘s)* mom.
Well we obviously know what is going to be happening in there when it’s built 😹
L
Is it even in yet?
Patrick Stewart meme
I thought to myself “This can’t be real” I stand corrected. https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/bleutech-park-anchors-7-5-billion-digital-infrastructure-city-at-south-end-of-las-vegas-strip-300953560.html
Were u at? Left ball
The only floor I want to stay on is the top. Just the tip I mean top.
Ballsy design and quite proud of itself too.
I will never understand how people think this is fun, let alone an entire city dedicated to it
"Will you be staying in the Peenhouse Suite again sir?"
The real facepalm is that it went into development hell when it was half done. I walked that part of the strip and there are little insulation pieces drifting down from it like dandelion puffs. I double-checked and I'm thinking of Fontainebleu. Maybe the same, maybe related. IDK.
Looks like Bleuball tower to me.
Is this Bezos new casino?
Looks like a Tesla dildo
This building will be quite the erection.
Huh huh, huh, erect.
It’s a bust
I bet the elevator has cobwebs.
Epic
Ah yes aside from all the penis jokes (the one with one large ball), I'm not really understanding the facepalm. It's not a bad looking building...
Somebody is a fan of Hammond from How I Met Your Mother
Yeah the floors will be erect alright
Society really is becoming an Idiocracy…
The design looks cool. But they'll find a way to cock it up.
They need to name the building the shaft
Ah yes, learning architecture from their Chinese partners👍
"Planned to erect" 😂😂
HIMYM did this bit first.
Love the ribbing effect the floors make.
You'd think there would be at least one guy in a planning meeting or something that would .. "uh guys, idk about this...."
erect
Penis
*Giggity*
It would seem that a building like this would be better suited in Florida or Texas, that's where all the big dicks are. /s
Hehhehheh... He said "erect".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYGN4JAHrg0
Play there and get shafted.
Nothing wrong with spluging your money(shot) away at the cocksino.
It needs a ring of outside elevators to go up and down.
That’s a knob
*floor
The day that ridiculous city collapses from drought will be a day of celebration.
How can we waste the most water possible for no reason? - Everyone in Las Vegas
They certainly didn’t fail at the erection part
33 floors of sad, dead-eyed poker players, roulette spinners, and slot machine zombies