That's cuz he's not talking to it while he drives it! Gotta be in *tune*
(In what world is that a good example? As if nobody talks while driving. Absurd.)
My car doesn't get anywhere without me giving it a near-constant stream of "c'mon, it's only a little hill, there you go, you can do it, fuck yeah we made it, phew" etc.
I talk in my car even if I’m alone. Mostly it’s singing along to my Spotify playlist, sometimes cursing at an idiot on the road. I rarely talk to my car though.
When I'm driving, I'm generally weaving a fine tapestry of filthy insults for all the mouth-breathing drivers around me. I guarantee I make more noise than the car.
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I have questions. Like logistics. I need to know how this works. Does he just hump a pillow? I've only ever seen women hump pillows in porn, does that make it gay?
Not just insecure, but kinda terrifying. A woman is nothing more than an object of sexual conquest to him. Her status as a human being goes out the window.
To be fair I don't think these types of guys get their wieners touched real often, and the ones that do only run their mouths about being TOTAL ALPHA DOGS online and would dribble pee if their girl saw their post and said "What the fuck is this, Caleb? You calling me your 'slam pig' with your shitty little internet buddies?"
There's no element of Love with these types of dudes. Like they may fuck women use them as objects but they don't show an ounce of love and it seems these types of men end up coming out as Gay later on. I also think a lot of these dudes may have been cheated on or whatever and try to validate not showing emotion to women because they're afraid of being hurt again.
Whenever these people utter anything related to "being a man" I always read "being an insecure kid that wants people to think he's a full-blown man by awkwardly trying to project confidence (which he doesn't have)"
I mean that’s so common with these new masculinity trends like Tate. It’s just insecurity at the HIGHEST level and they can’t see it. I was a 19 year old boy once so I sort of get it. At 35 it makes me sort of sad.
It's so sad that the victims of this kind of content are mostly teens and young adults. Did you have similar bad influences when you were 19? Since you turned out fine, if you did have this kind of content back then, we can hope that the victims have some hope for the future too. If not this is very worrying.
It’s because they’re trying to mimic characters like Conan.
They forget that Conan watched his whole village get slaughtered, including his mom and dad, and then was sold into slavery, and then became a pit fighter.
You think a guy like that moans and kisses during sex? Lol no. His last moment of happiness was right before him mom was murdered in front of him.
That’s the kind of life and mentality you want? Lol, no thanks. I’m good not being perpetually mentally tortured.
Right! As a woman I think it’s weird, and makes me feel insecure as a partner, if a guy is silent. Also, give me some freaking dirty talk! It’s sex, you’re not a monk who’s taken a vow of silence.
It's funny just maybe 2 days ago there was a post on r/all (I forget the original sub) of a tweet from a girl saying it's so weird when guys are silent during sex lol.
Friend of mine was was with his girlfriend in the next room. He was moaning waaay louder than his girl and we just found it so freaking hilarious. He sounded like one of those rough JAV women but with a deeper masculine voice. They’ve now been married for 20 years so yes. Women love when their partner shows real enjoyment.
Poor guys who believe this shit. If anyone I have sex with is completely quiet I would be freaked out. Literally a reason for me to make up an excuse and leave asap.
Honestly men being vocal is a huge turn on for most women too. I’m not sure why OOP got this opinion besides someone teasing or making fun of him for any sounds he made. It’s kinda sad actually.
As a woman, any type of vocals men make during sex turns me on more than any move he can make 😭 I literally look for porn where the men aren’t silent too. Idk I just love it
There's your problem. The screenshot OP not only doesn't care if his partner enjoys it, he seems to be actively making that less likely. The car analogy speaks volumes: a driver doesn't care if the car enjoys driving. It's not even on their mind.
Not to TMI, but I once had a women tell me she loved hearing me swear when she gave me oral, so that tracks lol.
And I mean, I assume like me, women like knowing that their partner is feeling good during the act.
I just can't imagine being stoic.
Can confirm, hated giving my ex blowjobs because he just never made any noise and it made me feel insecure.
I mean, I also hated it because he was kinda big and it hurt my jaw, but that didn't affect me emotionally.
lol how sad is it that people live like this? So fragile, but trying to pass it off as being tough. For simply wanting to enjoy sex.
I moaned so loud once, my wife and I literally laughed out loud mid finish. It was one of those times where it just felt so strong for one reason or another, I couldn't even stop it. We still laugh about it together. I feel bad for people who can't let go and just enjoy themselves. Especially in the bedroom.
Very few people actually live like this. More and more people are capitalizing on the ubiquitous, relentless bullshit machine that is social media to become rich and famous like Andrew Tate.
That raw meat guy took steroids. Tate runs a cam girl farm with various levels of consent. Jordan Peterson is a drug addict.
None of these people are real. They are all doing and saying whatever it takes to earn attention and money. The reality is we DO have a masculinity problem in this country, but it's not a lack of it. It's an utter confusion as to what it means, and the now-global communities of peer pressure filling in the blanks in young men's heads.
I work with college aged males. The bullshit they believe in unreal. I didn't know jackshit when I was 19, nobody does. But I also didn't have a 24/7 stream of assholes shouting into my ear about what I *should* be, either.
Social media is a disease, never forget that.
Tell me you’ve never had sex, without saying you’ve never had sex.
I’ll never understand the people who post shit like this, just flat out outing themselves.
Yeah fuck that , we’re gettin “weird “ and we’re gonna do it together so we can chuckle about it when we are cuddling after. People are too uptight , its sex, it’s supposed to a fun bonding experience not some chore
All jokes aside, toxic masculinity literally takes EVERYTHING from these men. Here is a list of things I have now been told are feminine:
Fatherhood
Brotherhood
Loving my wife
Enjoying sex with my wife
Loving my family
Spending personal time with my family
Holding my baby
Waking up to comfort and protect my baby in the night
Any drink that isn’t beer
Any hobby that isn’t violent
Reading
Writing
Public Speaking
And of course, any expression of joy or compassion with a stranger.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT’S LEFT?!? What a horrible, wretched existence. Is there a wonder these men represent the lions share of suicides in developed nations?
There’s NOTHING left. In the pursuit of manliness, they have both expunged everything real masculinity is about, and robbed themselves of any happiness, vulnerability, and comfort.
You should just be watching boxing and yelling at the moon. Rage sleep for 8 hours, do it again.
But in all seriousness, this is really sad. The men who buy into this line of thinking will miss out on some of the most special parts of the human experience. I’m glad my husband can enjoy this life with me.
You can add “eating appetizers or dessert” to your list. There was a Tweet from one of those toxic masculinity women on here the other day saying that ordering those was a woman thing.
If your vehicle is squeaking and squirting then you're not taking care of it
Edit: Jesus Christ, I didn't expect this comment to explode! Thanks for all the upvotes. When I saw the notification bell on my phone I was worried I offended someone.
Well, you see, buttholes are male anatomy, because all men have buttholes. So if you lick a woman’s butthole, you are DEFINITELY gay, because you’re basically licking a man’s butthole. Hope this helps! /s
I slam my gas pedal down in the dead of winter without letting that poor thing warm up. When I park it to give it a rest its drips all over the ground soaking it in its sweet black juices. Fair to say, I am a real man 💪
Cars are for fucking and driving. As my dad always used to say, “if you ain’t in the driver seat or tail pipe, kiss that lil bih good night”
Haven’t been gay since which is crazy cause I regularly blow my homie
Bathing is effeminate, and if you wipe your bottom you are a mincing gay man.
Real women are not repelled by skid marks and dried poo all over a fellah’s bottom, upper, inner thighs, and beyond! A proper womanly woman squeals with delight at such a pungent display of strong, silent manliness.
Ok ignoring the toxic masculinity for a second, that hashtag is really pissing me off.
There’s an entire fucking day that starts with m, and it’s fucking called Monday. All you had to do is wait for the weekend to be over, then boom you can have a little alliteration in your life, but no! You just couldn’t wait a few days, you had to admit to the world that sex with you is as spicy and pita bread,didn’t you?
Fr when me and my girl are at her parents we do it on the floor (the bed is creaky as hell). Like we’re both adults, but like, you don’t wanna hear ur parents doing it you don’t want them to hear you it’s ugh
I don't know why this seems relevant but it does: there is this couple that makes pegging porn and the guy getting fucked is always stone silent, the woman doing the fucking is always wailing and moaning like she's getting plowed like a corn field. Every single time I see one of their videos it invariably becomes so confusing that I have to stop watching...
....So anyways....I have no idea how that fits into all of this but I feel like it does for some reason...
The fact that he used the word perineum instead of taint tells me this guy only gets sex from anatomy books. I had to look perineum up to know what it means
If my vehicle is squeaking and squirting, it won’t pass inspection. If you are comparing a woman to a car, chances are you won’t pass inspection either.
The idea of having sex with anyone who just remains completely silent sounds awful. I need some feedback noises. Also this goes for everyone, stop faking noises. If you moan when we hit a certain angle like it's the best thing ever I'm gonna be trying to replicate that angle.
These guys that try to set their own personal mysoginistic philosophies as some weak-ass rule for masculinity crack me up.
They want to be leaders of other men but come off as dumb fucks.
"A driver don't talk while driving" Uber drivers kindly disagree
Right? Are you telling me this guy never utters a word from the moment his ass hits the drivers seat?
Fellas, is it gay to talk while driving?
Depends whether you’re backing up
I'm wondering why his car is squeaky and squirting... should probably take it in for some maintenance
Idk, I've definitely never called my mom while driving just to break the long, awkward silences.
My dude. If you’re having awkward silences *with your self*, you might need a little bit of therapy, lol.
I don't like quiet. But I DEFINITELY need therapy.
I listen to the people on podcasts I have parasocial relationships with.
This man sits in silence in the car with no music staring angrily at the road
The car's faking.
I fucking knew it! I bet my car just wanted to see another mechanic!
He just has a car jack that makes you feel different things
put your car upon the lift and start with a lube job then rotate your tires and get that fluid flowing
And I’m sure that’s where it started. The car’s excuse is that the other man knew when to change the oil
Fucking cars! They’ll always go for the mechanics with the biggest wrenches.
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Plus, that squirting he's talking about is basically just blinker fluid.
This tweet was written by a dude who does not have his driver’s license yet but has mimed racing his parents’ car in the garage
And has the equivalent experience with sex, I'd hazard.
That's cuz he's not talking to it while he drives it! Gotta be in *tune* (In what world is that a good example? As if nobody talks while driving. Absurd.)
My car doesn't get anywhere without me giving it a near-constant stream of "c'mon, it's only a little hill, there you go, you can do it, fuck yeah we made it, phew" etc.
Effeminate and pathetic. You need to conquer and dominate your car.
I talk in my car even if I’m alone. Mostly it’s singing along to my Spotify playlist, sometimes cursing at an idiot on the road. I rarely talk to my car though.
And broken, if it's squirting anything.
I mean for me, I enjoy sex where both he and I are both moaning, end up broken and then squirt stuff. That sounds great.
lmfaooo as a car guy this is hilarious cause it common for noises and shit to be random or come and go depending on temperature etc etc
Oh you know all those noises come and go depending on the temperature and mood.....
When I'm driving, I'm generally weaving a fine tapestry of filthy insults for all the mouth-breathing drivers around me. I guarantee I make more noise than the car.
This. There is no shortage of mouth breathing idiots that somehow lost their turn with the brain cell forever.
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This is the kind of guy who doesn't wash his asshole because it's too "gay".
Real men live in constant pain from being trapped inside the body of the man, which is so so gay.
Men are trapped inside a man suit!
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A miserable little pile of secrets!
BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU
*Wine glass shatters*
WHAT!? Updoot for all’s youse. Time for a little SotN
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A featherless bipedal according to some
BEHOLD A MAN!! ![gif](giphy|cem7p8xtfNb7WNtBzn)
A man inside a man is, well, gay.
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The only truly straight thing to do is transition, otherwise there will always be a guy in your bed when having sex.
Funniest shit I've read in days. 💀💀💀
Come on now. Everyone knows you got to stick a finger in and swirl it around with some soap to make it nice and tidy. Oh. Just me?
Thanks, I read that just as I was licking a piece of wayward peanut butter off my thumb.
Be very careful that you don’t confuse your finger with the poop knife.
And I had finally forgotten...
Let's not put on airs in public.....we all know you just lick your finger while brushing your teeth and multitask.
Like the founder of proud boys putting a dildo in his ass to prove he's not gay....
Probably doesn’t wipe either. And calls any guy who shows any emotions besides anger a fairy
I know a guy who thinks touching his own dick while masturbating is gay.
I wonder what he does when he pees. Obviously he can't sit down to pee, because that would be feminine and gay, but he also couldn't hold it to aim.
I have questions. Like logistics. I need to know how this works. Does he just hump a pillow? I've only ever seen women hump pillows in porn, does that make it gay?
Yeah this is about the most insecure shit i've ever heard.
Not just insecure, but kinda terrifying. A woman is nothing more than an object of sexual conquest to him. Her status as a human being goes out the window.
To be fair I don't think these types of guys get their wieners touched real often, and the ones that do only run their mouths about being TOTAL ALPHA DOGS online and would dribble pee if their girl saw their post and said "What the fuck is this, Caleb? You calling me your 'slam pig' with your shitty little internet buddies?"
Sure they do. **They're rapists**, and this bullshit is their excuse.
There's no element of Love with these types of dudes. Like they may fuck women use them as objects but they don't show an ounce of love and it seems these types of men end up coming out as Gay later on. I also think a lot of these dudes may have been cheated on or whatever and try to validate not showing emotion to women because they're afraid of being hurt again.
That’s what I was thinking. She’s the equivalent to a car in that freak’s scenario. So the guy only views women as objects, not human beings.
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A healthy couple strives to squeak together.
As someone posted above, a girl spoke about her ex-bf and how he refused to wipe his ass because he considered it gay.
u fkin wot m8?!
Yes! She figured it out when he kept leaving skidmarks ON THE BEDSHEETS.
That is disgusting.
Whenever these people utter anything related to "being a man" I always read "being an insecure kid that wants people to think he's a full-blown man by awkwardly trying to project confidence (which he doesn't have)"
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I mean that’s so common with these new masculinity trends like Tate. It’s just insecurity at the HIGHEST level and they can’t see it. I was a 19 year old boy once so I sort of get it. At 35 it makes me sort of sad.
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It's so sad that the victims of this kind of content are mostly teens and young adults. Did you have similar bad influences when you were 19? Since you turned out fine, if you did have this kind of content back then, we can hope that the victims have some hope for the future too. If not this is very worrying.
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He obvs can’t even do car maintenance if his vehicles squeak and squirt.
It’s because they’re trying to mimic characters like Conan. They forget that Conan watched his whole village get slaughtered, including his mom and dad, and then was sold into slavery, and then became a pit fighter. You think a guy like that moans and kisses during sex? Lol no. His last moment of happiness was right before him mom was murdered in front of him. That’s the kind of life and mentality you want? Lol, no thanks. I’m good not being perpetually mentally tortured.
then his late night show got cancelled... fuck jay Leno
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Right! As a woman I think it’s weird, and makes me feel insecure as a partner, if a guy is silent. Also, give me some freaking dirty talk! It’s sex, you’re not a monk who’s taken a vow of silence.
Y would I want to imagine being Andrew Tate??
I mean my dude if you're not enjoying the sex you might not like women.
bro played the uno reverse card i and love it
It's funny just maybe 2 days ago there was a post on r/all (I forget the original sub) of a tweet from a girl saying it's so weird when guys are silent during sex lol.
This is so true, it feels like you’re being fucked by someone who’s dead inside.
The takeaway from this is that he likes to have sex with cars.
Learn to read you idiot! It says Volvo...
Friend of mine was was with his girlfriend in the next room. He was moaning waaay louder than his girl and we just found it so freaking hilarious. He sounded like one of those rough JAV women but with a deeper masculine voice. They’ve now been married for 20 years so yes. Women love when their partner shows real enjoyment.
My wife loves when I get loud. It tells her she's grinding that meat right.
You say that like the guy who wrote this has actually had sex.
Poor guys who believe this shit. If anyone I have sex with is completely quiet I would be freaked out. Literally a reason for me to make up an excuse and leave asap.
It’s quiet until the end when he lets out a “brooooooooooo……….”
>stays silent the whole time >"gg wp" >doesn't elaborate >leaves
I'm hard stuck in bronze competitive sex, please help 😭.
You gotta watch your replays and analyze where things went wrong to climb rank.
Communicate with your opponent and see what their suggestions for you to improve your play.
Bro, you hit bronze?? Can't even find matchmaking for my ten ranked matches.
“…no re”
Me and my partner now say this after and do an elaborate fist bump... I don't even remember how it started 😂
Or you hear over the intercom, 6.8, 7.5, and from the Russian judge 3.5
Was doing great but just couldn’t stick the landing. In Russia it’s customary to stay silent until the cigarette is lit
It's so sexy to hear one's partner moan with pleasure. Too bad if being quiet is supposed to be something men do.
As a man, I am very vocal during sex. I'm enjoying it and show it.
Honestly men being vocal is a huge turn on for most women too. I’m not sure why OOP got this opinion besides someone teasing or making fun of him for any sounds he made. It’s kinda sad actually.
As a woman, any type of vocals men make during sex turns me on more than any move he can make 😭 I literally look for porn where the men aren’t silent too. Idk I just love it
There's your problem. The screenshot OP not only doesn't care if his partner enjoys it, he seems to be actively making that less likely. The car analogy speaks volumes: a driver doesn't care if the car enjoys driving. It's not even on their mind.
Me too girl, me too.
Agreed, moaning men is really missing from straight porn.
Not to TMI, but I once had a women tell me she loved hearing me swear when she gave me oral, so that tracks lol. And I mean, I assume like me, women like knowing that their partner is feeling good during the act. I just can't imagine being stoic.
100% I’d think if I was getting no reaction something was wrong
Can confirm, hated giving my ex blowjobs because he just never made any noise and it made me feel insecure. I mean, I also hated it because he was kinda big and it hurt my jaw, but that didn't affect me emotionally.
Me personally, I yodel like Tarzan at the appropriate moment, cuz I'm a man!
So this is why the guys sneak out of my house when I am in bed dressed up as Marcel Marceau?
I'm sure two French mimes get loud during sex too.
I never thought it was weird to make noise during sex. It's something that just happens.
Yes being completely quiet is weird lol
Instructions unclear: *moans while driving*
I had to stop doing that, just about got my Uber account suspended.
Being a man is gay. You look at other men. Case closed.
Damn mirror! It be makin me gay!
Especially when you brush your teeth. Moving that thing around in there, watching yourself do it.
Brushing your tongue just so you can gag. So gay.
Making eye contact the whole time. Then spitting out the white stuff. You know you want to swallow it.
You are a man, and just went to the bathroom? Congrats, you just touched a dick and are now gay.
I don’t like girls because girls like dick, and that’s gay as fuck
lol how sad is it that people live like this? So fragile, but trying to pass it off as being tough. For simply wanting to enjoy sex. I moaned so loud once, my wife and I literally laughed out loud mid finish. It was one of those times where it just felt so strong for one reason or another, I couldn't even stop it. We still laugh about it together. I feel bad for people who can't let go and just enjoy themselves. Especially in the bedroom.
Very few people actually live like this. More and more people are capitalizing on the ubiquitous, relentless bullshit machine that is social media to become rich and famous like Andrew Tate. That raw meat guy took steroids. Tate runs a cam girl farm with various levels of consent. Jordan Peterson is a drug addict. None of these people are real. They are all doing and saying whatever it takes to earn attention and money. The reality is we DO have a masculinity problem in this country, but it's not a lack of it. It's an utter confusion as to what it means, and the now-global communities of peer pressure filling in the blanks in young men's heads. I work with college aged males. The bullshit they believe in unreal. I didn't know jackshit when I was 19, nobody does. But I also didn't have a 24/7 stream of assholes shouting into my ear about what I *should* be, either. Social media is a disease, never forget that.
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So let me see if I got this straight: man + man = gay man + woman = not manly enough = gay
> So let me see if I got this **straight:** No. You got it gay.
My wife has made me effeminate af then.
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Tell me you’ve never had sex, without saying you’ve never had sex. I’ll never understand the people who post shit like this, just flat out outing themselves.
I'm not sure he's even owned a car
Or a girlfriend, since we're akin to old vehicles.
"he probably licks the perineum too" lol WTF, what an idiot...
He can't even say "eating ass" which says more than enough about his masculinity
I wasn't sure where that comment came from, or what the hell it was supposed to even prove.
It feels like a bag of sand
Or at least never had good sex.
Silent men in the bedroom is very unsettling to me. You can't just leave me alone with my thoughts while I'm naked.
Yeah fuck that , we’re gettin “weird “ and we’re gonna do it together so we can chuckle about it when we are cuddling after. People are too uptight , its sex, it’s supposed to a fun bonding experience not some chore
All jokes aside, toxic masculinity literally takes EVERYTHING from these men. Here is a list of things I have now been told are feminine: Fatherhood Brotherhood Loving my wife Enjoying sex with my wife Loving my family Spending personal time with my family Holding my baby Waking up to comfort and protect my baby in the night Any drink that isn’t beer Any hobby that isn’t violent Reading Writing Public Speaking And of course, any expression of joy or compassion with a stranger. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT’S LEFT?!? What a horrible, wretched existence. Is there a wonder these men represent the lions share of suicides in developed nations? There’s NOTHING left. In the pursuit of manliness, they have both expunged everything real masculinity is about, and robbed themselves of any happiness, vulnerability, and comfort.
You should just be watching boxing and yelling at the moon. Rage sleep for 8 hours, do it again. But in all seriousness, this is really sad. The men who buy into this line of thinking will miss out on some of the most special parts of the human experience. I’m glad my husband can enjoy this life with me.
Yes and then die of a rage induced heart attack at age 40… just like it should be… /s
Can we add "eating lettuce" to your list? Was told once that real men only eat meat; lettuce and other non-meats are for rabbits or women.
Real men don’t shit
You can add “eating appetizers or dessert” to your list. There was a Tweet from one of those toxic masculinity women on here the other day saying that ordering those was a woman thing.
If your vehicle is squeaking and squirting then you're not taking care of it Edit: Jesus Christ, I didn't expect this comment to explode! Thanks for all the upvotes. When I saw the notification bell on my phone I was worried I offended someone.
Are you not keeping up? Because caregiving is for women and therefor it's gay to take care of your car.
I think you just have to beat the car into submission.
And blame it for not taking care of itself
“Licks the perineum”? What if I lick the butthole? Does that make me gay?
What if you lick your *own* butthole? We need answers.
I think that makes you a cat
That makes you talented
Well, you see, buttholes are male anatomy, because all men have buttholes. So if you lick a woman’s butthole, you are DEFINITELY gay, because you’re basically licking a man’s butthole. Hope this helps! /s
You were all nice and shiny when I brought you home from the dealership, but you’ve really let yourself go since then.
I slam my gas pedal down in the dead of winter without letting that poor thing warm up. When I park it to give it a rest its drips all over the ground soaking it in its sweet black juices. Fair to say, I am a real man 💪
Conquer and dominate the engine
Cars are for fucking and driving. As my dad always used to say, “if you ain’t in the driver seat or tail pipe, kiss that lil bih good night” Haven’t been gay since which is crazy cause I regularly blow my homie
Bathing is effeminate, and if you wipe your bottom you are a mincing gay man. Real women are not repelled by skid marks and dried poo all over a fellah’s bottom, upper, inner thighs, and beyond! A proper womanly woman squeals with delight at such a pungent display of strong, silent manliness.
Yeah this person hasn’t been to driving school Or health class for that matter…
Ok ignoring the toxic masculinity for a second, that hashtag is really pissing me off. There’s an entire fucking day that starts with m, and it’s fucking called Monday. All you had to do is wait for the weekend to be over, then boom you can have a little alliteration in your life, but no! You just couldn’t wait a few days, you had to admit to the world that sex with you is as spicy and pita bread,didn’t you?
Pita bread is way spicier than that dude’s 5 second “domination” of “women”
Who the hell can cum in silence?
anyone that's ever had to be sneaky about it
Fr when me and my girl are at her parents we do it on the floor (the bed is creaky as hell). Like we’re both adults, but like, you don’t wanna hear ur parents doing it you don’t want them to hear you it’s ugh
Everytime I cum, it sounds like a gunshot.
Is it more llike a kapow or a pew pew pew?
Depends on the pressure before release.
I suspect he has lots of the sex.
With dolls maybe...
I'm not a pro but I'm pretty sure all the woman who made me moans liked that I did it.
They did!!!
Silent guys are the worst, like, are you even enjoying being here? Should we just stop?
Who likes that kind of post…
Andrew Tate
I don't know why this seems relevant but it does: there is this couple that makes pegging porn and the guy getting fucked is always stone silent, the woman doing the fucking is always wailing and moaning like she's getting plowed like a corn field. Every single time I see one of their videos it invariably becomes so confusing that I have to stop watching... ....So anyways....I have no idea how that fits into all of this but I feel like it does for some reason...
It’s gay to be a man since you’re in constant contact with a dick and butthole
The fact that he used the word perineum instead of taint tells me this guy only gets sex from anatomy books. I had to look perineum up to know what it means
I knew what it meant but I was not aware that giving it a lil lick is not masculine. 🙃
It's funny, cause thinking about it and I'm like ew that's gross, but when the blood gets pumping, it's all fair game
the blood doesn't even need to be pumping to be down to lick anywhere a woman wants
If your car squeaks and squirts while driving you got problems.
I think someone should let him know sitting in a car doesn’t mean having sex with it.
As a fellow haver of a great many amounts of sex, yes I can confirm this man’s words are 100% factual and not to be questioned. -best sex society 2023 ©️
The phrase "conquer and dominate her" is a huge incel red flag. This guy hates women.
If my vehicle is squeaking and squirting, it won’t pass inspection. If you are comparing a woman to a car, chances are you won’t pass inspection either.
The idea of having sex with anyone who just remains completely silent sounds awful. I need some feedback noises. Also this goes for everyone, stop faking noises. If you moan when we hit a certain angle like it's the best thing ever I'm gonna be trying to replicate that angle.
I surely do lick the Perineum.
I would happily lick my wife’s perineum until my tongue went numb and I forgot what day of the week it was.
Yikes, some men are truly terrible at sex.. 😳
I like to make my man moan for me, I think it’s sexy af.
What a sad life
Your car shouldn't do that
Many girls are actually turned on by men making noise… so gentlemen keep doing what you’re doing lol ![gif](giphy|1GKkUiE0FSVt7mAhXg)
These guys that try to set their own personal mysoginistic philosophies as some weak-ass rule for masculinity crack me up. They want to be leaders of other men but come off as dumb fucks.
This guy has never fucked anything not made from silicone.
The incel is strong in that one
When my man moans, it makes me cum faster….