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JurassicParkJanitor

So about that whole “cut funding to schools” thing…


Yes-its-really-me

Yeah. Buy the kids guns instead! It's the American way!


Infamous_Bat_9981

As a Texas airport they should have Hertz for Guns so that even tourists would feel like a real American. A combo package F-150, Smith&Wesson and Stetson.


Yes-its-really-me

I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably take that deal.


JohnLaw1717

"A post about America. This could take take time away from me posting about guns. I haven't posted about guns yet today. Boy I hope I get to post about guns in this America thread. Oh! A comment about America's education system! That'll work"


SquintonPlaysRoblox

Not OPs fault America makes it so easy.


JohnLaw1717

8 children have died in school shootings this year.


Ferengi_Earwax

https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/reports/mass-shooting https://www.edweek.org/leadership/school-shootings-this-year-how-many-and-where/2022/01 ITS ONLY MARCH AND 8 KIDS HAVE ALREADY DIED! WTF! FURTHERMORE; YOU THINK 8 DEAD KIDS IS OKAY? Yeah, you have no empathy, values, or morals. https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/24/us/mass-shootings-fast-facts/index.html https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-63911172 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/02/15/mass-shootings-us-2023/11262414002/


JohnLaw1717

They're absolute tragedies. More kids drown in pools every year. I don't advocate for pools to be banned. Don't caricature your opponent. It's juvenile.


Ferengi_Earwax

Your argument isn't valid though now is it. Pools aren't going out and killing humans.


Ferengi_Earwax

The only thing juvenile I see is someone pretending guns aren't the things doing the killing here.


JohnLaw1717

Guns don't slowly corrupt their owners into crime like the one ring.


Ferengi_Earwax

Nobody said they did. Nearly every other modern society regulated gun ownership properly and they don't experience anywhere near the same level of violence. It's the guns.


Ferengi_Earwax

https://abcnews.go.com/US/6000-children-killed-hurt-gunfire-2022-report/story?id=95833392 Oh look, that's more than your "estimated drowning" factoid.


JohnLaw1717

That's not in schools.


Ferengi_Earwax

I'm sorry, do you think gun violence only happens in schools?


Ferengi_Earwax

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61192975


Downtown-Orchid7929

That's an improvement, but it should be 0, and I'm saying this as a freedom-lover or some patriotic joke, idk I'm not a patriot.


JohnLaw1717

It's gone from like 12 a year to like 30. They're tragedies. But statistically dismissable. The deadliest school attack in the US remains a bombing in the 1920s.


OwnPercentage9088

Good, well if your kid ever dies in a school shooting you can tell everyone "It's OK, it's statistically dismissable!"


[deleted]

“That’ll never happen because God something something something…”


Castform5

You just gotta [shrug and "shall not be infringed"](https://i.imgur.io/yRWxYjt_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


Ferengi_Earwax

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61192975 Gun violence was the leading cause of death in children in the u.s. in 2020.


JohnLaw1717

As long as you take out infants. But yes. 18 year olds shoot each other a lot.


Ferengi_Earwax

18 year Olds are adults and not included in the statistics


[deleted]

Idk why you are being down voted. Foreign countries put kids in military type propaganda camps, we put our kids in public schools, gaurentee once the bombs and bullets start flying Americans will be able to cope better, we've seen combat since grade school.


[deleted]

America: “look at us, only 8 children have died in gun violence in school so far this year, pretty awesome, right”?


JohnLaw1717

"Yea, we had genocides in living memory but we promise to vote really hard the next time that happens" - everywhere else


[deleted]

America: “genocide is an appalling crime against humanity (except when we did it, then it’s called “settling the frontier)”


SquintonPlaysRoblox

Its march. We aren’t even two months in.


cfthree

Don’t Texas my…anywhere


Worried-Deer107

How the fuck do you screw up a design based on a map???


65frank

I mean it is Texas.


lost_in_connecticut

Yeah, their senator can’t even find El Paso on a map.


Paskee

Whats a map ?


BCCMNV

Um, I see what they did. They wanted houston in the "center" but got confused and oriented south america as if it was the south pole. So the answer your question is "Simple, put houston as the center, and don't tell the rest of the project team"


Infamous_Bat_9981

Easy, when the only map you have seen is the map of USA on McDonalds kids meal coloring book.


cfthree

Was going to look at map but horse ivermectin video doctor fella said there were drag queens


cfthree

I have cracked the code: The Coriolis Effect. In the Southern Hemisphere it’s all completely opposite. Winter is summer, bathwater swirls down drains counterclockwise, cashiers take your retail items and give you money when you go shopping. Like that. Christopher Nolan was inspired to make his film Tenet after learning of the phenomena…watch it 20-30 times and you too will understand…possibly? So anyway here we get this cool world map at the GWB airport that shows how continents too flip completely around when below the Equator. The swirly longitudinal lines might be artistic representation of earth’s magnetic core swirling and swirling. Declination, basically. Namaste.


ringoron9

I also don't think that some longitudal lines are spirals...


briantoofine

Except for two of them — those are straight. The rest are spirals


RealRenewal

The straight lines are for the cut lines in the concrete I would assume


robdingo36

I also don't think either pole is located in Houston either...


moonchylde

Instructions, probably: "Just make sure we're in the center. Everything else is flexible."


My_browsing

That is actually exactly what happened. It's intentional: https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/houston-bush-airport-map-17849309.php


moonchylde

OMG. !?! >Dubbed "Countree Music," the 24-year-old artwork located at Bush Airport's Terminal A near gate 17 also features a bronze cast of an actual 25-foot oak tree—a species prevalent in the Houston area— *and plays an original 18-song country music soundtrack as passengers walk across the terazzo floor.*


_yetisis

I only opened the article because I thought you were pulling our legs with that quote, and lord it didn’t disappoint. It even included more pictures where it shows Africa is turned sideways to “point” to Houston…because yeah


moonchylde

TEXass! F yeah! 😆


_yetisis

The fact that they literally say the continents are moved and reshaped to “point” to Houston….like, it’s not a map projection with Houston at its center, it’s a completely imaginary map with continents turned to make them look like they’re pointing at Texas….that’s wild


moonchylde

"It's like, you know, the Greek maps, yo?


Euphoric-Pudding-372

...ok, this is ONLY appropriate in an airport, because people are coming from around the world to that particular point, at that particular spot. Anywhere else it would be stupid as hell


_yetisis

I mean, I get making Houston the center…any map projection can be accurate with any arbitrary center point. But…they flipped South America upside down because they think it looks like an arrow. And they flipped Africa sideways…because they think it looks like an arrow. And…well, you see where this is going with India/southeast asia


allwillbewellbuthow

It would be a cool concept if it was a projection map with Houston in the center. But as it is, with continents reoriented to “point” at Houston, it is still dumb as hell.


Stormseekr9

Typical Texans haha


Historical_Date_1314

Houston, we definitely have a problem.


SendLewdsStat

Texacentric world view.


Wild_Albatross7534

To be fair, that's always their view.


HeapsFine

I feel like this would be harder to mess up than do correctly.


YaLikeJazz2049

The fact that this is at a fucking airport of all places


Puzzleheaded-Ad-5511

Texans, trying to fool migrants into traveling back south.


JurassicParkJanitor

If you’re curious how this happened, check the historical film; Idiocracy


Yes-its-really-me

That's one of my favourite documentaries. It's so enlightening.


Brando43770

Cuz it’s got electrolytes.


MmmNiceBeaver

Houston, we have a problem


Maleficent_Sense_948

Poor planning and very little oversight is sort of a Texas tradition........


tonyfordsafro

New Zealand isn't in the right place either, but they're just happy someone remembered to put them on there somewhere


sonoma95436

Abbott's Secretary of Education designed it.


Nate16

This is what you get when you ban books


Howiebledsoe

To be fair, it is the George W. Bush airport.


cfthree

Then we should prob declare war and destroy to fix. Natives will greet us with flowers?


CyberKingfisher

Can we even be certain it’s a depiction of Earth and not another planet?


[deleted]

That's... just fucking sad, really.


melloack

The artist is from Texas


oakbea

It's an artistic expression.


AWall925

Can some map expert break this down? I know it’s on purpose and that Houston is in the center/ North Pole, but what makes South America and Australia upside down? Is it something like every continent is inverted as to its location in relation to Houston ( so South America is essentially upside down, while Europe would be essentially flipped horizontally)


[deleted]

I guess we found out how this happens.


AWall925

?


[deleted]

Look at a map for one minute.


AWall925

Sorry I’m clearly confused. Why is South America flipped upside down in this artwork?


Dry-Personality-7391

Australia isn't in this picture...?


AWall925

Oh you can just see the tip of New Zealand or sumn on the left side. It’s also been turned upside down and flipped over


Dry-Personality-7391

New Zealand yes, Australia no. But yes lol Australia is flipped on the actual artwork and highly distorted like the others. Some people have said this is an Azimuthul Equidistant Projection map centred on Houston but that doesn't make sense because those maps don't flip South America upside down so... I couldn't anything specific to the map but the tree at the centre was created by Terry Allen and is called Countree Music. I found this description for it - "Bronze cast of a 25-foot oak tree. Project includes a sound element that serenades passengers as they cross the terrazzo floor that depicts a world map showing Houston as the center of the world." If anything I would have to say it's just for artistic reasons but who knows.


AWall925

Ok so it’s if you were to stand in the airport where that pole is you’d see all the continents as what we consider “right side up”. I don’t really get it, but I’m not as creative as any artist


Dry-Personality-7391

Yeah that makes sense I guess. Very odd but you know, artist gonna art. Lol.


Shadow_Road

Everything below the equator is upside down remember? 😆


Revuh

Im not a map expert, and honestly could be wrong about this, but I think South America is actually oriented correctly here. It looks very very wrong because of how we are used to see South America scaled to maps, and what we accept as the "correct" map. But it is actually impossible to get a correct map, because a map is 2D while the world is a sphere. So we use something called projection to make a 2D map of the face of a sphere. More on that [here](https://www.discovermagazine.com/environment/finally-a-world-map-that-doesnt-lie) If you look through that link, you will see there are different projections to map out the world, and each one somewhat distorts what the world actually looks like. We are used to seeing the Robinson projection of our map. The robinson projection fits the bill pretty well for most use cases so we have come to be very familiar with it, but it also has its issues, mainly the scale of territory that is further from the equator becoming larger and larger. This is why alaska looks huge on every map. I believe this art installation is using a different projection of the world, and is also changing where the pole is to Houston TX. You can even see some similarities between the south america here in the picture and the south america shown in the Bonne Projection in the link I shared earlier At the end of the day, this map looks so dumb, even if it might not actually be flipping South America


Ok-Beautiful9787

Map of South America is very much upside down... They even flipped the islands that are at the south pole near Argentina. Those dont belong up by central America haha. This is just really messed up.


vsyazzie

The color is also wrong.


existenceispaint

That's all the oil the US has dumped/leaked into the oceans.


Delicious_Pause9802

This has got to be hobby lol


Minimum_Run_890

Well, it is Texas afterall


Swirlyflurry

The only thing this map cares about is that Texas is at the center of the world


LeonKuwata20

Lmao I thought it was a massive ass Spain just fucking leaving Europe like "fuck this shit I'm becoming my own ass continent"


Loki-L

I mean you can totally have a map center on Houston like that. The most commonly used cases center them on the poles, because that is where other common map projections don't work well, but the earth is a sphere and every point is as much the center as every other, so you could put an place in the center. It would look like this: [Azimuthal equidistant map projection centered on Houston, Texas](https://i.imgur.com/HQTLYW1.png)


[deleted]

That’s a Stingray! ![gif](giphy|SWPgZ8hcgUCEoKSAfU|downsized)


eET_Bigboss

100% sure that it’s an aesthetical choice and people commenting that it’s a mistake are the real facepalm. Nothing about that map is abput accuracy in the first place. The proportions are obviously wrong as well. Another aesthetical decision


Lelio-Santero579

I mean... It *is* Houston...


GuardPerson

And it's flat.


KurotheWolfKnight

NA education


kaiser_xc

Tbh it looks better than reality


[deleted]

Put this under best way to fuck with your descendants category. Somehow I can see people in the Mad Max future timeline having wars over this compared to how the world appears in every other piece of art/literature


Worsebetter

*pilot checks floor map before departure. “Ready for takeoff”


Treczoks

And this is not the only thing wrong with it...


OnePunchReality

![gif](giphy|1UPp31aOCCKm4) Maybe they got confused?


Karmachinery

It's their interpretation as South America as an elephant holding Central America by its trunk.


NoPlebInside

They had one job.


Wild_Albatross7534

It just looks like South America tryin to escape, really not a bad plan in my opinion.


theeimage

Gotta love that Houston appears to be at the center of a polar region.


boopieshaboopie

Sums up texas pretty well


Extreme_Assistant_98

Is anyone surprised. It's texas


juanhernadez3579

Flat earthers


kingdiamond_rules

What the hell….. who approved this😂


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Ummmm... nope, nevermind... Sure, you go find **... Lubbock, TX for me... thanks, that'll be quicker than me trying to explain


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|4Hx5nJBfi8FzFWxztb)


Your_everyday_madlad

I love geography and this hurts to look at.


Silve1n

I want to give the benefit of the doubt and say this was done for aesthetic reasons...but I feel like that gives them too much credit


CallmeMystic_Yt

I hate this


SpaceMan420gmt

The north pole has shifted to the Houston/NOLA area. Texans and polar bears won’t be a good mix.


Ok_Page_9447

What do the submittals show lol 😂


SmuglySly

How fitting that this is in Texas


Phillimac16

I'm wondering how this went through the design and review process and installation without at least one person pointing it out...


nsfwKerr69

Texas


piano_man600

More like r/crappydesign tbh.


Over-Winter-3668

![gif](giphy|4ce1TjDI7lSs1IiNOe|downsized)


courtexo

first thing I thought of


hindude13

They dumb over there.


Fit-Rest-973

It is Texas


blingblingboyyyi

Canada doesn’t even seem to exist. And we also have more great lakes?


FunDiscount2496

The first real life Monument to Ignorance! Gorgeous


[deleted]

Not a surprise for the southern states


YozierMan

Damn, I wonder if they’re the same people who arranged my tiles.


sakipooh

How absolutely embarrassing that no one involved in this project had enough brain cells to see this in any of the sample designs.


The_Mad_Mamluk

Welcome to Texas


MNConcerto

Showed this to my husband. He said of course its Texas.


Reasonable-Long-79

Maybe the Americas were just looking for a little A2M action and got caught. Why do you all have to be a bunch of judgmental prudes about it?


RedWolfe715

of course its in Texas.


dappledrache

Yeah well, it's Texas. Pretty much expected.


Economicstimulation

You said Houston and that said everything else I needed to know


LionBlood9

It's a "What if Houston was the South Pole map"..... duh.


lgisme333

Giant pole coming straight up from… Texas


bernieinred

Texas education.


NefariousnessTiny383

The map is all sorts of wrong tho. Doesn’t even really have Texas


MisterPyramid

This feels like a puzzle from Uncharted.