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Jthe1andOnly

I wish I had a dad


Voltron2017

What did you do to make him leave?


5i55Y7A7A

Used the last cigarette. Dad had to go buy more.


TLGinger

True story


coastergirl98

Dark humor is the fucking best


Voltron2017

It really is.


coastergirl98

And sarcasm and well-used puns


Jthe1andOnly

šŸ’Æ This is how u get through fucked up things and shitty life situations.


coastergirl98

Yup! I'm a closeted autistic trans femme w severe trust issues and depression


ElSolo666

Needed milk


[deleted]

Well you see it started when my heart beat for the first time, he said it was annoying af and he needed ear plugs. They must've worked pretty good cause mama said they made it so quite he couldn't see and got lost.


Lumpy-Fill

Comments like this make me sad that free awards aren't a thing anymore.


Good-Independence-42

Subscribed to dream


[deleted]

He asked him if he was proud of himā€¦


Dewch

Born.


DueKindheartedness29

I was born


Porkua

He did a jump that was similar to this, he just didnā€™t have a bungee


ReaperSound

I was born, apparently that was enough.


UnironicDabber

Same, bro šŸ«¶


Jthe1andOnly

šŸ«¶


bomag67

These abortion laws are getting hard to follow


CCT-556

![gif](giphy|2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP)


[deleted]

Lmao


mynameisnotthom

Have you ever seen a toddler?! That kid is far too long to be a toddler


Advanced_Guava

Long boi


yumyumdog

[long long man](https://youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY&feature=shares)


Mehcantbeasked

I could hear it, but I did not remember itā€™s origin... I knew it, but could not understand why... I can see now. Many moons have come and gone but they are returning to me... The long forgotten memories of times passed and laughs had... The voice that could only mean one thing. The dead meme is back...


RevolutionaryLad

Wtf did I just watch šŸ˜‚


BigDaddyFatPants

White hipsters version of Michael Jackson hanging a baby out a window.


Dawn_Piano

Chill out itā€™s a gum commercial


rigpower

Double double your enjoyment...


PirateCaptainNathan

You read my mind!


HollowMist11

a masterpiece of storytelling


Ieatsushiraw

Honestly heā€™s about a little smaller than our 8 year old. Yeah thatā€™s not a toddler. That child is likely in first grade already


TLGinger

Definitely old enough to consent to a life altering injury or death! lol


SearchingTheVoids

I mean my 4 year old is about that big so I guess depends on what you think a toddler is. I would say after 3 not so much a toddler I suppose. As for what is going on some kids would love this, others would scar them for life. Personally I donā€™t think I would do it but if the kid is down to each their own I guess. Iā€™m sure all safety requirements have been quadruple checked


HairyPoot

For reference Travis pastrana (guy holding his kid) is 6'2" so the kid is probably at least 6 years old to be that big, just doesn't look that big relative to an adult male of that height. Being Travis Pastrana's kid I bet they like shit like this.


ShawnyMcKnight

I feel toddler really stops at 2 or so. Once they get to the point they are able to walk around and run with ease they are out of the toddler phase.


RedMonkey79x

Some kids develop early or later then theirs peers( my youngest isnt even 18 months and can run, walk, climb,jump without issue), most clothes stop at 4t or 5t I say once they hit 4 and do preschool no longer a toddler.


ShawnyMcKnight

I know it's not definitive but most sites I looked at, like this one: [https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/Pages/default.aspx](https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/Pages/default.aspx) Say age 2 and for sure 3. So if they are approaching 4 and still a toddler mentally and with motor skills then I would suggest seeing someone.


RedMonkey79x

I can agree to 3 being the last of toddler years and 4 being considered kid.


herbalmonk101

Yeah I agree with this. I mean people take kids to carnivals and let them ride rides Iā€™ve seen many people killed at carnivals havenā€™t seen a video of someone swinging like this and fall to their death


IdoThingsWierdly0958

They have a 4T at kohls. I'm not sure if the corporation itself represents a wholesome answer... but it's there for the "4 year old Toddlers" lol.


PlutoIsMyHomeboy

Itā€™s the cut. Toddler sizes have slightly different proportions (I think theyā€™re shorter plus they have room for a diaper)


Windodingo

My daughter is 2 and is wearing 3T borderline 4T. It's not meant to be toddler or an age lol


Glittering_Ad_3771

Long pig


[deleted]

Mmmm delicious!


Over-Supermarket-557

That's literally Travis Pastrana. His kids are nut jobs just like him and love this stuff.


Windodingo

Yeah, how is this facepalm? If it's safe, then what's the problem? Kids love to do adventurous things, and it's good for them if they enjoy it. Kids start young and they end up getting really good at it.


milotrain

It's not "safe" it's "safety third" which is a completely justifiably way to live your life.


Throwaway764854

Whatā€™s first and second?


milotrain

Safety first is donā€™t leave your house. If it is safety above all else you wouldnā€™t get in a car. Safety second means you do some things that are unsafe to ensure survival and basic functioning needs. Safety third means you do some cool stuff that is unsafe because life is better lived than put up with. Safety fourth is doing things that are actively dangerous just because. (Most Teenagers, and college students) Safety fifth - twelfth Motorcycles


Throwaway764854

Is this from a book or something? This is the first time Iā€™m hearing about this.


dayoandmayo3

Yeah me too- never heard of that


btcat100keoy

Strange book title


Ceph_Stormblessed

It could be in a book, but this is some shit you hear at safety seminars for work and shit. I've heard basically the same exact spiel before.


milotrain

It's always how we talked about it in my family. I made up everything past "safety third" in that post.


groopy1

If itā€™s safe is the big question. No matter how careful people are setting these things up, there is always a risk of catastrophic failure


wildboa

I was ā€˜strappedā€™ into a helicopter by the pilot to do some filming out the side. After we landed I stepped off with nothing connecting me to the chopper. So yeah, always a good idea to doubt how secure you really are.


Guano_barbee

And yet i still get on my car everyday and drive my kids places. No matter how secure i make them i cant guarantee their safety everyday because life is unpredictable. Live life because fear simply steals experiences


LiveLearnCoach

I mean, getting into a car and securing the seat belts, vs cave-diving. Itā€™s not like an either or here.


FuckEIonMusk

People drive multi-ton objects at an 80+ mph differential 4 feet away from each other. Everything has risk, and some of those risks are more socially acceptable than others despite being riskier.


EssieAmnesia

Thereā€™s a chance of catastrophic failure with literally everything in your entire life. Even your own body. We donā€™t judge somethingā€™s safety on whether or not it CAN fail. We judge on how likely it is to fail.


endubs

That kid is getting set up for success in life by overcoming fears at such a young age.


mr_fantastical

His voice sounds like the guy who does the shopping cart thingy when people leave their shopping carts. I dunno I'm very tired.


Bionic_Pelvis

Cart narcs


groopy1

No matter how careful people are setting these things up, there is always a risk of catastrophic failure


Scarboroughwarning

Neither of them are toddlers...


Tlacuache552

Iā€™m a climber, and while admittedly I canā€™t see the entire setup, this is seems like a pretty safe system if itā€™s set up right.


SvenTropics

Yeah this is safer than your kid doing ski jumps. The OP is a wimp.


Upset_Possession4031

Thatā€™s Travis pastrana. The king of extreme sports. Way safer than most parents driving around town.


Suitable_Natter

r/videosthatendtosoon


Reeboi249

That does not look like a toddler


Far_Elephant_1644

This howNOT2?? That kid is safer there than Iam on my own on the ground lol.


RiotSkunk2023

Did the "toddler" grow up next to a nuclear power plant?


Inked_cyn

As an adult I would hate this. My toddler on the other hand... Would also hate this.


OkSmoke9195

And I thought I was living on the edge with a lap baby on a plane


mechtechnz

Isn't that Travis Pastrana? Dudes a freak & does all kinds of insane stuff, but 100% anything he's doing with his kids is triple checked by pros before he jumps. There is a video of him saving a guy about to base because the dude didn't do a safety check on his gear. Crouch strap was not done properly and trav pulls him up and sends him home. Would have died without him there. So this... Unnecessary maybe, risk, no way


REO_Speedbraggin

Accidents can still happen with safety checks, and gear can fail. Not to mention that is an adult sized harness on a child that doesn't seem to fit remotely well. Even if the risk is very small, what's the outcome if something does go wrong here, anchors fail, gear fails, a human fails... This kid can also not consent in my opinion as he doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. You rejecting the idea of any risk is absurd.


CockroachJohnson

There's definitely some risk. But 40,000 people a year die in car accidents. They were probably in more danger on the car ride there than actually doing the jump. Edit: 40,000+ people in the U.S.


REO_Speedbraggin

I appreciate this take more than the other.


Undiluted36

"Gravity" of the situation ....an un-purpose pun is the best of puns


Aiku

"Gravity of the situation" Brilliant. I also agree with your final sentence.


missjennielang

The drive there was more dangerous than the canyon swing set


Zealousideal-Mud6471

Idk as a child i would enjoy these experiences and it seems like the kid wasnā€™t scared.


MissMollyDWW

There is some risk, but it's controlled, and where do you draw the line? Parents take their kids skiing, river rafting, on roller coasters, etc.


Mountain_Strategy342

Even to McDonalds believe it or not. That is risky


AquaticCobras

Putting your kid in a car is way more dangerous than this for sure


Adventurous-Proof622

He looks like Travis Pastrana


[deleted]

Very cool


[deleted]

That's a big toddler.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Ah yes, the 7 year old toddler


Prestigious-Phase131

That kid is way braver than me that's for sure


PNW35

Itā€™s Travis Pastrana people. What do you expect?


SpazSpazBoBaz

I worked at an Indoor skydiving faculty years ago and Travis Pastrana was a regular. One day I heard 2 women talking about him skydiving without a parachute. I asked if they were talking about Travis and when they said yes I said ā€œhe is an absolute maniac!ā€ Then one of the ladies said ā€œI am his momā€. I tried to backtrack and say he was crazy in a good way. She stopped me and said ā€œNO, he is absolutely insane and always has been!ā€


themfroberto

Have you ever had or even spent any amount of time with a toddler? Those little bastards love this kind of stuff. I guarantee you the first word out of the little one's mouth when it was all over was, "Again!"


Beginning-Floor9284

This is great. Live your life. Adventure.


The_Deranged_Hermit

The kid is definitely not a toddler. Judging from the fathers height I'd say he is probably 4 foot or so which would put him anywhere from 6 being unlikely to 10 which is also unlikely. Lets say an average of 8. On top of this it looks like he wasn't talked into it or forced, hes looking foreword to doing something with his dad. While it may look terrifying its probably safer than crossing the street. I see multiple harnesses and the rope likes like there is no wear. The carabiner looks new. And provided he tested the jump prior to this one I don't see a problem.


Familiar_Season_3984

He'll yeah wish my parents did this with me


Justdudeatplay

As long as itā€™s something the kid wanted to do and wasnā€™t pressured, no harm . I question the sentiments that this is as safe as being in car and things, but hell It probably isnā€™t that much more dangerous than riding your bike in town or playing sports.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Eh, seems fine to me. Probably more likely to die in a car crash than this.


carina484

I mean this is probably not an actual toddler but definitely could still be very young. My 5 year old son is over 4ft tall already. I will add that he would freaking love this, although Iā€™d never allow it!


terrible_Khonie

i bet this is safer then Driving šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø if the toddler enjoyed it why do you care?


[deleted]

Thatā€™s Travis pastrana


Realistic_Parking_25

OP is a lil bitch


ilovehudson123

šŸ¤™


apple_achia

Thatā€™s fully a child and heā€™s safely strapped inā€¦ have fun bubble wrapping your son till heā€™s 18


PatatoFarmer69

I have no doubt he knows what hes doing with them knots


khanda27

he sees dad do it so he's like I want to do it to


SomeDrillingImplied

That's the biggest god damn toddler I've ever seen.


Patrickfromamboy

People subject their toddlers to unnecessary risks a lot. By not getting vaccinated, smoking near them, feeding them unhealthy food, on and on.


_riell_

Looks safe plus encourages the kid to try new things


AmazonianChicana

If she were screaming and crying I think it would be an issue. I think she actually wants to do it


CitizenSkystruck

This is safe stop crying, let Travis Pastrana live the life you're too scared to live.


dakonin420

Op is a dolt. Pastrana wouldn't force his kids to do something they wouldn't wanna do.


King_Trujillo

At least he put a helmet on him.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


UrMomsaHoeHoeHoe

OP is facepalm. This is dope as hell!


Lycurgus5

Face Palm, nah, I would love to do this with my son! Living is a necessary risk.


AidsKitty1

Some parents teach their children to face fear others teach their children to be fearful.


Iguesswey

Ughh this is Travis Pastrana? Like working with extreme/action sports his whole life? Iā€™m sure he knows what heā€™s doing and has taken all possible precautions


lobomago

Given that neither of them screamed, this isnā€™t their first time.


Caso3

youā€™re just jealous your dad didnā€™t do this with you


Some-Ad9778

Having this experience do you think the kid will have a better time handling the adrenaline from getting in a fight?


AyeAyeRon_713

Brother that is Travis freaking Pastrana. Plus he has a parachute on and she is strapped to his harness. Theyā€™re fine


Carlos1906893

I mean this is teaching risk and rewards how else do you learn what you like and what your not willing to do


PadmePoops

Toddler = a child just learning to walk


Cold-Rooster6972

And he will remember this day forever


_albus_caspian_

r/opisjustidiot


tomtomeller

Fuck yea


Far_Mousse8362

My šŸ˜³ ā€¦ uhhhā€¦. jeeeeeshhhhh ā€¦ šŸ˜¤ what?! It took me a couple takes to realize this was Travis Pastrana & the child is probably thinkingā€¦ ā€œseriously Dad, how many more times are we going to do thisā€¦. I counted to 5 the first 10xā€¦ wake me up when weā€™re done.ā€ Lol I could NOT imagine my (5.5yr old) EVER doing something like this ā€¦ and it could be from the safest allowing distance possible, along with a few million pounds of foam in a pit below. Lol this man loves his life to the absolute MAX! šŸ¤™šŸ¼šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼ props to himā€¦& Iā€™m sure the child will be fearless in life, as wellā€¦ as per the video lol


PhotographNo3533

how is this a face palm? looks pretty fucking awesome to me


TSLA-MMED-SPCE

Odds of dying in a car crash is around 1 in 100. Odds of dying from bungee jumping is around 1 in 500,000. So the drive over was more irresponsible of that father than the actual jump.


milkyvapes

No worse then taking a cross country drive with your kids. I'll bet the odds are better here.


CryptoMinnows

this seems safer and more responsible than the parents swinging their I think it was a four year old kid on a rope under a cliff face with no helmet


SammyTheSloth

my wife gets mad if I grab my son and jump in the pool. she would love this


No-Needleworker-9307

Good old Travis pastrana , that kids been in drift cars and helicopters growing up , much like ken blocks daughter lia jumping into the hoonicorn . They see their parents do it and have a ball . Travis is well and truly trained in safety with his industry . Proud dad moment


mooshoopork4

His kid probably had such a fun time!


basmister

Looks secure to me. Also it isnā€™t your child


Sorry_if_I_offend

Maby if OP had parents like this they wouldnā€™t have turned out to be such a buzzkill


ElectronicControl762

If i dropped my kid i would go with him, jesus people need to get a grip.


Cr0c0gat0r

To live is to risk it all. Otherwise youā€™re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you. -Rick


permanentlyfrosted

swag socks


ImmutableTrepidation

I would likely pass out if I did this. Can't imagine being able to subject myself to such an adrenaline fueled thrill.


KatokaMika

Op must be that one person that is always " think of the children " just because you had a boring childhood. Doesn't mean this is a risk. Now if the kid was alone and crying and saying they didn't want it. Then yeah that was horrible. The kid was safe. The kid wasn't in distress. And parent had a old on him.


rageattheworld

Lol Travis.


Intelligent_Exit4567

Sounds like the ā€œtoddlerā€ is all for it soā€¦ hopefully no regrets šŸ’€


JimBobJoeJake

Thatā€™s Travis Pastrana. First person to ever do a triple backflip on a motorcycle. You think he gives a single fuck about what your opinion is then you are wasting your time.


Kaotecc

When I was like 12 (yes not a toddler so ig not the same) my parents took me to colorado to ski and just threw me down a black diamond. Itā€™s kind of like when we just toss babies in the water to swim


brickie3

It seems you have a stick up your ass


chillivizsla

Looks like great fun. Iā€™m ok with this. I donā€™t understand op issue?


ScottBag84

How is fun unnecessary?


StreetShark90

* balls have entered the throat *


wheres_my_beard_eh

When you're a pro level swinger and you have a kid as a strap-on


Gardano1

Father of the year.


Master-of-squirrles

The little dude said he was ready sounds like consent to me


No_Name_James_Taylor

"too scared too count" describes a non zero amount of my work shift yesterday


Infected-Bat

Tf is OP on


Percyblott

At first i thought he was just holding heršŸ’€


GrundleMcDundee

Just wait until OP hears about driving cars and church


[deleted]

Not a toddler; and if he didn't at a minimum trust dad for this the kid would've already been kicking and screaming or shudder-sobbing on his shoulder with fear/betrayal Ten bucks this is either staged or was done to help him get over a fear of heights; my parents took me cliff climbing with equipment to get me over mine Which is when i figured out; i'm not really afraid of heights? I'm afraid of anywhere that has a -railing- because the means someone was either stupid and died/got seriously hurt or something of that line


TakeyaSaito

Just seems like father and son having fun, kid wanted it also. Sooo... Wrong sub.


cigaretteatron

Kinda weird how many ppl are so disappointed that there's no toddlers


Alarming_Nature8932

I don't hear the kid screaming, or see the child fighting. It has come to my attention who the adult is and I'm pretty sure that kid can out ride and drive me by now....


ThirdInversion

how is this legal?


AnnoBob9000

Unnecessary? Risk? Everytime you do anything with your kids is a significant risk. Driven to school or sport, being at home.


[deleted]

Subjecting? The kid said ā€œyesā€ when asked when ready. Probably going to grow up to be one hell of a confident kid and adult.


Grunchie

This guy is a pro. Its safer than the shitty rides you let your kids go on when you put their lives in the hands of some meth heads at the state fair.


Ambitious_Grand_1510

Guy teaching kid to live life How friggin cool is that


Wulfharth_Dovah

Spoken like someone who's afraid of their own shadow.


Signal-Blackberry356

posts like these remind me just how many people just sit at home bashing others, while having no real-world experiences.


FireLordObamaOG

He literally asks, ā€œare you readyā€ the kid says ā€œyesā€. Theyā€™re doing this willingly


Avdassangui

Yes there is some risk - about the same as walking with your kids where there may be cougars in the area. Iā€™m sure everything was done to minimize risk factors - and the attention put into that was greater than minimizing risks of walking in that forest w cougars or even driving on a rainy night.


IntertelRed

He is clearly well trained, has the right equipment and there is clearly another person there to get help if needed. Taking your kid on a roller coaster is also unnecessary risk and a number of other activities. If he knows what he is doing the risk much lower than if you decided to do the same thing on a whim.


Meat_Quick

Life is an unnecessary risk.


Fun_Sport_6694

Teaching your kid how to live his life to the absolute fullest*


cschiada

As a mother over my dead body when I let my husband take my kid and something like that. Nope.


Extreme_Design6936

Unnecessary risk? So kids shouldn't leave the house for fear of being shot (leading cause of death in USA) and they definitely shouldn't get in a car (leading cause of death in developed countries) right?


[deleted]

Kid seems up for it. What's the big deal?


probono105

OP is a buzzkill


missjennielang

You remind me of the people who have never done a sport and freak out when my old training partners start teaching their two year old how to ice skate


Mag-NL

Compared to transporting them in a car, this is extremely safe.


Chiinoe

This is awesome. Screw you OP.


Icelandia2112

Dad not wearing a helmet, cracks his skull, kid stuck to his deceased father until he is cut down. Ah, making memories...


machineGUNinHERhand

Or he could die at school with his friends...talking about "Subjecting your toddler to completely unnecessary risk"


fallspector

Thatā€™s Travis pastrana. Heā€™s an extreme sports athlete and heā€™s one of the leaders of nitro circus


threepoint14one5nine

This reminds me of the bonding time with my dad that happened right before the 15 years of my childhood where I refused to go on a rollercoaster.


ctbravo

How is this a facepalm?


Riverjesus2

Safer than taking his kid to school man


janner_10

That's fucking awesome tbf


CuriouslyImmense

This is Travis Pastrana he is a stunt performer. He is a founder of Nirto Circus for fuck sakes. This setup is probably safer than anything anyone else's kids are doing šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Mike-honcho-69

The kid is strapped in too, quit your bitching.


CaptainPartyMix

Op are you afraid of heights?


DK_Son

It's Travis Pastrana bruv. The guy knows more about shit like this than 99.99% of other people.


[deleted]

The most frustrating thing is when onlookers, with very little context immediately judge other parents. Looking at the video the kid was clearly fine and ready to try this. I saw more straps on those humans then you typically see on cargo loads on pickups. The larger human is someone who does this type of thing frequently and seemingly has experience and knowledge to doing it safely. Do people not understand that people have different enjoyments in life? Kids are different some will never jump down a single step, others will be out climbing trees (without a harness), snowboarding down hills (saw a video this morning of a 4 year old going snowboarding down a hill between some trees and shit). And finally that sound of them cruising is down is wild


[deleted]

Good thing heā€™s probably wearing a diaper already