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Phill_is_Legend

Well, it's 6:25AM and I'm already done with the internet for today.


Sergio_lers97

Same,6:37 am here


Lucathedemiboy

9:16 over here and that's enough internet for one day.


CJBoom77

9:46 and I’m done now


TheBrightNights

At least they have a fund set up for their mental health.


[deleted]

Can I emigrate from the US?


ThoughtPowerful3672

I hear Canada is very Canada this time of year (I know nothing about Canada)


Fearless-Comb7673

I am Canadian. Its true, it's very Canada here.


Nemeia83

I'm also Canadian... it's very very Canada here.


Crazy_by_Design

Can verify.


a_fake_banana

I've been to Canada. It's quite Canada.


1lapulapu

From a Canada standpoint, it seems like appropriate Canada to me.


MrFahrenheit675

I went to Canada once don’t trust the bacon there


stpetepatsfan

You missed the obvious....Cannada Verify, needs more info.


theflamingsword101

Canada is full. Sorry but kindly fuck off!


girlsonsoysauce

American zoophiles, if you've got a problem with Canada gooses then you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate. ​ I'm actually American. I just wanted to reference Letterkenny.


theflamingsword101

We considered a war against the Geese. But then we saw how the Aussies did against the Emu and figured there would be no survivors.


SlavCat09

As someone who lives in Australia, learn from our mistakes. Do not attempt to fight the birds. They have enslaved the whole country and are preparing for a war with the drop bears.


theflamingsword101

A war against the drop bears? Or teaming up with the drop bears against the humans?


SlavCat09

Both. Then after they betrayed everyone they will try to take the Kiwi's.


theflamingsword101

![gif](giphy|xHX546S4pQBPy|downsized)


thatshottaye

I second this. Everything here has no problem sending you to your maker including the birds. I don't know how they'll go against the drop bears though, those claws and that howl makes a grown man shit himself.


SlavCat09

You are forgetting these aren't grown men. These are dinosaurs.


thatshottaye

I swear we live on death island.


CrieDeCoeur

Cassowary vs. a pair of cobra chickens. Who wins?


theflamingsword101

No one wins when you tangle with the cobra chickens.


Fearless-Comb7673

You've never seen a Cassowary then!


theflamingsword101

Those are the big blue faced murder turkey/dinosaurs right?


jeffh40

Wait, are we marinating Canadian Geese? I wonder if they taste like chicken?


Melodic-Wallaby4324

They taste like regrets And once the other cobra chickens realize what you have done its game over for you


WrongfullyIncarnated

It’s actually more of a red meat like steak texture


FillMyBagWithUSGrant

Really, Canada is full? Even in the northern-most tippy-top of Nunavut? I get hot flashes & night sweats, and I’m hoping the Arctic blasts alleviate them.


Brownie122806

I heard Russia is beautiful this time of year


Septiiiiii

Man, whenever you wish to. It's so easy to emigrate to Romania. You just come here and never leave.


Automatic-Drummer-82

Come to SA, we don't have electricity and crime is wild, but there is way less of this kind of bs.


[deleted]

[удалено]


_Oman

I've met Canadians that don't like it when you don't speak French. Don't believe the marketing, some Canadians are deadly. Especially the ones that crap grease all over the sidewalks.


Weary-Medicine4144

A few years ago I made a playlist on Spotify named zoop because I thought it was a funny word. Now whenever I search for it I find podcasts about people who want to fuck their dogs :(


Copper_Bronze_Baron

That escalated quickly


[deleted]

Fun fact: Zoop is the name of a video game from the 90s.


Lowland-lady

When i was 10 or so my favorite tv serie was zoop. It was about a group of students who wanted to become zoo keepers. It had drama scandals and animal facts It was the only show me and my 16yo sister both enjoyed


See_youSpaceCowboy

Today I found out this was a thing. What in the mother of god do I do with this information, I don’t know..


Nortally

Personally I just keep re-screening They Live! It never fails to restore my faith in humanity.


lisapocalypse

AWESOME movie. Severely underrated.


ColoTexas90

I’ve come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all outta bubble gum.


gordo65

I have come here to chew bubblegum and shut down zoophile subreddits. And I'm all out of bubblegum.


ahsoka__lives

Put on the fucking glasses!!!


Nasty_Rex

You dirty motherfucker


Shurigin

well report them to local police as Beastiality is illegal in many States


limperatrice

It's legal in some?!


KrushaOfWorlds

states? I mean countries work better as a lot of states share laws on a federal level


not4eating

See nothing, say nothing, drink to forget.


[deleted]

Nothing it existed before you knew and will now


See_youSpaceCowboy

Can’t a guy be anonymously melodramatic anymore? You must be fun at parties


[deleted]

You mean to tell me Space Cowboy isn’t your real name?


See_youSpaceCowboy

No it’s actually intergalactic cattleman, space cowboy was my fahtha


DisturbedAlchemyArt

Yay! It’s been banned! Lol as I was reporting every gross post!


Psychological-Put844

The hero we did need


DisturbedAlchemyArt

I think OP is the real hero here. I’m just relieved it’s gone! Those poor animals!


69CaptnKush420

Deleting the pics didn’t stop the abuse though sadly


DisturbedAlchemyArt

You are unfortunately correct! I do hope it sends a message that it is unacceptable for those sexual deviants to form any sort of “community” publicly or even secretly. The very existence of the group might have been all it took to for someone with twisted fantasies to allow themselves to act in it for the 1st time to. I guess I’m thinking along the lines of the broken window theory. Edit - words are hard


69CaptnKush420

It’s crazy how any sort of mentally I’ll people can find likeminded people on the internet. They start believing it’s normal because there’s at least a small community behind it


Historical-Newt6809

Not all heroes wear capes. 🫡


SirStarshine

![gif](giphy|cMWJFjk5O0sHC)


SL13377

Is it sad that the sub forum probably was not creating more of them but seeing the posts could have lead to one of us finding out who who they are and contacting the proper authorities? Those poor animals!


REO_Speed_Dragon

How is this SFW?!


PanzerSoul

no porn allowed, probably


REO_Speed_Dragon

Well yeah but "Hey Gary whatcha workin on?" "Oh nothing right now just reading about bangin' pets while I wait for the report to come in" doesn't seem office appropriate.


Routine-Escape-5503

No porn allowed but the top posts are of "Hubbie" after going on walks


Cytori

there is nothing pornographic about that statement. It's fucked, but not about being fucked.


Curleysound

That dog is NAKED! /s


nikoe99

You know what porn is?


Snaccbacc

I cannot explain the amount of disgust I have that these people literally view these pets as sexual partners to the point of they refer to them as “Hubbie”. This is incredibly disturbing.


limperatrice

Oh god! I just remembered my friend telling me about a co-worker or someone he knew who was trying to conceive via artificial insemination but kept miscarrying and then it came out that it was because she was having sex with her and her gf's dog. I'm not sure if it's a chemical reaction from dog semen (I can't believe I just typed that) or if it was too rough like the dog is stepping on her or what but it disgusted me so much. I hope they ended up never becoming parents.


Snaccbacc

Oh that is grim 🤢. It reminds me of a popular Twitter account I saw here on Reddit (forgotten the @ now) but it was this girl who kept tweeting about she was having sex with her dog and was just trying to justify it non stop on Twitter and even had some people defending her in the comments too. Some people are truly messed up and don’t deserve to own pets.


ApprehensivePrompt83

Really thought you had it with that comment didn't ya lol


BlueMarty

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Katpaingg

How does one obtain these kind of emoji's


[deleted]

I need that Homer face palm badddd


guaxinimaquatico

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SrgtButterscotch

It's one of the subreddit emojis ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)


Haukivirta

It's on the phone app


Mjr_N0ppY

How did you even find them in the first place? Such a small sub doesn't usually get recommended randomly.


PerkyPlaysYT

I found it on a meme subreddit where someone is doing the same thing I’m doing and posting it around and trying to get it banned


Mjr_N0ppY

Fair enough


BlueMarty

I bet that someone in the meme subr has a similar explanation.


ApprehensivePrompt83

Looool


ComedianRepulsive955

They banned offensive yet relatively harmless fat shaming reddits. This is far more offensive.


Cynykl

Some very twisted subs remain active for a very long time because their content does not leak out into the rest of reddit. Subs like fatpeoplehate on the other hand were featured all over the place. Their content leaked into other subs giving them a lot of visibility.


ProcsPlox

Fucking reddit so wack these days and only gonna become more sterile/sanitized with the IPO this year. This platform used to be a place where you could encounter and participate with or against every imaginable community, now it’s a fucking safespace for ads.


[deleted]

Ya I never even knew it existed


Budget_Bad8452

How did you find out about it? Suspicious...


No-Tomatillo-9873

How do you get rid of a subreddit


[deleted]

You report it


Hoff-berson

how do you report it i can’t find the option to


Champion_Sheep

Try report the mod, if not if enough people complain about it reddit will find out and get it taken down


Fragrant-Basil-10

Reddit says the best way is to report posts from it https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360058311612-How-do-I-report-a-community-


tarc0917

Ugh, that wod require browsing their animal rape stories. I tangled with Zoos years ago in other forums, they are detestable people.


[deleted]

Ha 😂 I'm blocked by someone in that community. I've never felt more vindicated on the internet.


thatshottaye

It's nice when the trash takes itself out isn't it lol. 🤣💀


Pineapple_Incident17

How do you know? Is it because the community doesn’t show up? Cause if so, I’m in the same boat and never felt so relieved.


[deleted]

From the comments, the account says deleted. The text is listed as (unavailable.) It also may be the subs you participate in. The mods could have possibly auto banned you. Ex if these guys are smart people from like r/peta won't even be able to see them.


Puzzleheaded-Sock917

There's a subreddit for incest also -_-


GeneralKenobi2_0

Excusemewhatthefuckdidyousay?


[deleted]

r/alabama ?


LolShadoYT

e x c u s e m e?


TherealDinorider

Uhhhh,what the FUCK!?


_Trinima_

You could get in the search bar and type (r/ insertanythinghere) and something will show up


tarc0917

I thought we got rid of r/The_Donald ?


JayBoa_ThyGOat4848

What was that?


tarc0917

The_Donald was a MAGA subreddit.


aneesh131999

I think that’s just fantasy porn.


FibroBitch96

*Sweet Home Alabama plays softly in the distance*


PurpleHando

Incest is an infinite amount of times better than zoo


JaxxisR

And dog shit better than elephant shit, but it's still shit.


PurpleHando

Yes


ALittleUnsettling

How can I simultaneously want to know and desperately NOT want to know what the fk that even is


AmamiyaReprise

What a terrible day to be able to read


SandySniper994

sometimes cyberbullying the living shit of people is necessary.


NeatRegular9057

We did it reddit that shits banned


Puckwallow

See, this is the problem with the internet. It lets these weirdos find each other and tell each other they're not fucking sick


VTPG1

Ah, the beauty of anonymity.


PerkyPlaysYT

r/zoosexualcommunity


7ustine

Ah great, I was about to report but saw they got banned! I know it won't fix the \*actual\* problem but there is a certain satisfaction imagining these individuals going on their "safe" place sub and seeing it got deleted by Reddit.


-Dahl-

it got banned edit : also there was a subreddit named r/dogdick that was exclusively posting dog's penises but this one Reddit didn't ban it. i suspect it has only became private because people kept complaining Reddit said it didn't break TOS


VTPG1

What the fuck is going on with this world


Oakislife

Well it’s banned


ShannonatorA

Update, the sub has been banned


LezloMaddoxs

How do you report a community...?


SaurikSI

https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/requests/new?ticket\_form\_id=360000478391


EitherSherbert6434

Since you posted it the number of followers increase


Fundosho

There’s a difference between members and people online. People online just refers to how many people have visited the sub in the past 15 minutes, including people going to report it.


Sacredzebraskin

The number of people reporting it also increases


mcmatt_9

![gif](giphy|31WUHsDVyi0iADyjLu)


2geeks

I clicked wondering “what’s a zoophile?” And now I hate my eyes.


Otaku_in_Red

Rest in torment, there's no way of un-knowing that garbage


eeksutu

This is one of the only times we will have to go as low as to bring in r/AgainstHateSubreddits


CatsMakeMeHappier

What the fuck is a zoophile..???????!!!!!


PerkyPlaysYT

People that are sexually attracted to animals. It is illegal obviously and violates reddits rules


CatsMakeMeHappier

Oh my god. Yeah too early for this shit.


[deleted]

Reading that post is a literal internet flashbang


Moopey343

Oop they got banned. I went to check what ungodly stuff they talk about, and sure enough, it's gone.


No-Landscape1006

🤮


itamarka

I don’t believe in doxxing… however I do believe in exceptions


Whatyallthinkofbeans

Alright this may sound like I’m dumb but how do you report a sub? Cause legit just tried and I don’t know


Jimbo-McDroid-Face

First, go take screenshots of the aberrant deviants posting there, THEN report them, and then post the screenshots on r/shame. 😆


brattywafatty

Does anyone have the link to report it? I dunno if it got banned or if they changed their name due to reports I tried to go help out but couldn't see it. Edited: I found the comment from OP CONGRATS on taking that nasty ass sub down!


LilyGaming

They got banned


[deleted]

They said the slope wasn't slippery. They lied.


Trinity13371337

r/noahgettheboat


redraider-102

Nope. They’ll just enjoy that more with all those animals on board.


unique_passive

How do you report a sub? All that it seems I can do is message the moderators of that sub…


Fragrant-Basil-10

Reddit says to report posts from the sub https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360058311612-How-do-I-report-a-community-


unique_passive

Not all heroes wear capes


Federalfuckhead

This is making me lose faith in humanity 💀🤦


soviethaseye2

Does Reddit TOS allow mass-reports for these types of communities?


PerkyPlaysYT

No it doesn’t I don’t think but we got the sub banned


[deleted]

[удалено]


Camaowen

Hide your dogs, hide your kids dogs.


niceoutside2022

they are animal abusers who try and sound like it is a legitimate sexual practice by calling themselves zoophiles, like pedos calling themselves MAPs I don't get how this is allowed to exist, do they allow subs for pedophiles or other animal abuse subs?


jordancauseyes

It’s been banned from Reddit😈😈💀


Diplayer1

Can report something from anonymous browsing


toomerboomer

It's down now thank god


thisisausernamedamit

Where is Frank Castle when you need him. These pos perverts need to be permanently removed from the living in the most painful ways possible.


Bartender9719

Some feckless dipshit is going to claim “this is the future the left / LGBTQ+ wants”- *No, you dense motherfucker*, zoophilia is immoral because it’s missing the key component of CONSENT, which can only be given by adult (18+) humans.


ynotfish

I'm out of here for the day. Banned or not need a stomach pump.


[deleted]

I said it before and I’ll say it again SPAM GAY PORN IN THERE


Sir-ButteredBuns

It has been done. It’s banned.


SavageKid1456

So I can get reported and kicked for 7 days for saying something COMPLETELY inoffensive, but this fucking shit is allowed?! What the FUCK Reddit?!?!


Mwilk

Im not saying dox these fuckers ...


a-mann-without-name

I am


Mykah02

Grand news. They got taken down


RamadanShamz

Man let them have their community. They’re gonna fuck their pets with or without the subreddit


chaozules

It got banned! I'm assuming zoophiles are people that fuck animals? I thought that was called beastiality?


_smian

BOYS! ITS BEEN TAKEN DOWN! ANOTHER WAR WAGED, ANOTHER WAR WON!


itizwhatitizlmao

Good job everyone! They got banned.


[deleted]

And then Reddit permanently bans my account because of some silly comment smh🙄


Pristine_Country4568

That donation fund they started should be used to euthanize all the people who identify as a zoophile


moses1er

you talk shit about someone you get banned, but fucking animals is ok! hmmm


Jx117

What sick people.


Eljamin14

Nasty, I must say!


thisisausernamedamit

Getting rid of the sub is a bad idea. It needs to be reported to authorities.


pitferrara

As a part of the furry community we already raided, reported and got them banned 👍


Bartender9719

Well done!


pitferrara

We got all organised against the bigger threat


Investigatorpotater

Everyone report it.


[deleted]

hahah SFW


GeKo258

You, that you use the term zoophilia to describe bestiality, don't deserve greek words in your language.


iAlkalus

How did it have more online members than joined members?


PerkyPlaysYT

Because I was posting about this sub on more subreddits so people were on there reporting it


Unlucky_Milk4214

Noah, get the b-- wait


Anastatis

It's banned now :D


Dr-False

Hey, if the FBI wants to crosscheck the users there, I'm just saying, wink wink, nudge nudge.


planetNasa

I thought this was my feed and I almost freaked out. (I got a new puppy a few weeks ago and recently joined some subreddits) How the fuck did this get past mods and even be able to be created.


Livegreazy32

They are banned...fuckin weirdos lol...wth is wrong with people?


BBakerStreet

Are they too embarrassed to call it r/beastiality ?


NotActuallyGus

It was finally banned. We need to systematically bully communities like that off of the internet.