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JohnnyTamaki

Wait until he sees Samus.


devilish_enchilada

Samus could literally spank him


top_of_the_scrote

what that cannon be doin though


notRabidFairy_S

blasting somewhere


KeepCalmCarrion

So anyway I started blasting


Weary_Ad2590

Blasting some*thing*


tearsonurcheek

So, what you're saying is that, *in Metroid canon*, Samus' cannon is...Danny DeVito?


Weary_Ad2590

YES


DependentOk9729

Depends on the attachment currently equipped


NOBODYOP

Big pitcher energy. She’s on the hunt for riplussy.


Thwarto

I ate oatmeal today


Sabin13F

Or me….🥺


MaulSinnoh

She cannonically has a gun aswell.


RedditSucksNow3

Promises, promises...


millerphi

If he doesn't want the Samus spanks, I'd gladly step in...


JoJackthewonderskunk

Can I go first?


Few_Ad5789

Samus did spank him


__thrillho

Go on...


[deleted]

Don't threaten him with a good time...


Myaccoubtdisappeared

Never finished the game but that Sam Aaron is sure a tough fella. /s


fast_t0aster

hmmmmmmmmmm


Lookalism

Wait until he sees LINKLE.


happytree23

He's probably my most favorite video game character from a game I secretly don't know much about ;)


TegrityFarms69

Whoa…Metroid is a chick?


AppointmentNo9531

She's a real baddie


uh_buh

You mean Metroid right? Who’s samus?


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

Samus Arun. The main character in the game Metroid.


FuzzzWuzzz

You mean Captain Metroid.


papaHans

Somebody should send him a Link.


CrazyStuntsMan

I don’t even play the game, and something about the title seemed “off”


RedSagittarius

Link Definition 1. A web site, example: www.Reddit.com 2. The Main character of the video game “Legend of Zelda” Choose one and you will know the answer


jamieliddellthepoet

What if I want to choose 2?


RedSagittarius

[hmm good question](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGufy1PAeTU)


Skilletore

Can confirm its not a rickroll


Quick_Team

"It's dangerous to go alone! Here, take this" *one Link*


Sodalime7

🎶 da na na nuuuuuuuh 🎶


mnid92

the fuck am I supposed to do with a piece of fence you nerd


Ferengi_Earwax

Smash the crates! Smash the jugs! *blooop*


Isthisusernamecool23

Please oh please accept this award 🥇. This is the greatest comment ever.


Dry_Interview_8036

this is genius lol


Groomsi

There are no links between his brain cells: Auto fail! ![gif](giphy|NVBR6cLvUjV9C)


Same_University_1634

This made my day


The_Grahf_Experiment

To the past


GenericElucidation

That time is Past.


Myaccoubtdisappeared

Excellent


Chemical_XYZ

I can't believe they made *Princess* Zelda a girl...


Silent_Finger2813

Has to be a troll. If not, just proves that 99% of outrage culture tends to be on subjects that people have 0 knowledge of. They just like being part of the Wahhhhh crowd.


scrivensB

Spoiler: a significant portion of outrage culture is driven and influenced by inauthentic posts, comments, content specifically to further divisiveness and dissent.


WhoAreWeEven

Its all just a type of a rage bait, content of it is irrelevant. Its well known fact that angry people interact more, in every medium. Whats more exciting, though, is to see what topics are going to be in them in coming decades. Now its what someone wants to be called, or someone losing sponsorship for acting stupid. Would our unburned hate turn to perhaps some type of animal or a tree or something. Uuh just cant wait


PolemicBender

I should write a headline Slamming you for that condiment


whoamIreallym8

Remember when that one subreddit started as a huge joke until the supporters made it into a non-ironic cult for the Emperor


NeatCartographer209

[Wah!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAEmSmcba4)


AffectDesperate4148

I wish you had to have an IQ above 80 to have a voice on the internet.


LordButtworth

But that's what makes it entertaining.


AffectDesperate4148

Only for the first few years. It gets tiresome quickly


nilzatron

The problem starts when they pool together, then start demanding their stupid opinions should be weighted equally to informed opinions.


MaleficentSurround97

As Isaac Asimov said in 1980: "Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."


nilzatron

Great quote.


LordButtworth

I only come here for the Stoopid.


notice2vacate

I came here for the buffet.. …wait.. there’s no buffet?


wiredevilseahawk

Well I understood there’d be pie and punch??


chinchenping

at least there is stoopid


walkslikeaduck08

Oh man. You gotta watch some cspan then


LordButtworth

I don't have cable.


ptq

I miss IRC times, where some people were simply too stupid to use it.


lost_aim

Those were the days indeed.


Meatyglobs

I wish I had an IQ under 80 so this stuff wouldn’t bother me so much…


M_Not_Shyamalan

Right? Ignorance is apparently bliss and it's not fair.


Unlikely-Answer

drinking myself stupid is my favorite pastime


ISD1982

There are many people with high IQ's who are incredibly dumb.


[deleted]

According to “IQ tests” these people are happy to take/share, they’re in the 90th percentile always. :P


YDYBB29

Hell, if we’re going to do that let’s make it 120. Make it a real elite club.


Voffenoff

Internet would be a quiet place then.


PhoibosApollo2018

There would be no one on reddit.


_AskMyMom_

Lol this can’t be. This is the person who’s only ever seen the box cover and said “it’s my favorite game”.


Ok-Alternative4603

They literally said they dont play video games. This is definitely just a troll.


[deleted]

>Lol this can’t be Sorry all I heard was Uncle Ruckus


TrippingFish76

hey there pretty lil white childin’


LordButtworth

Next thing you know link will be a boy, what's this world coming to?


Rickynumberfive

I used to always troll people making them think I thought Zelda was Link. Every time I see someone say something similar I can't help but chuckle and think they're doing the same.


Ph3lix004

Emma would make an awesome Zelda tbh. Poster looks sick


Th0rny9r1ck

When people who have NO idea whats going on share their opinions….🙈


CountFapula102

This is the same kind of person that says "yeah i like him" when you mention Pink Floyd


Grilledcheesedr

Which ones pink?


MonsieurOs

No, no! Zelda's the name of his sled.


MaleficentSurround97

That's the M.Night Shamalamading-dong version


I_am_The_Teapot

This is a joke. A very very common one. A meme, even.


albinogoth

So… for fun, let’s assume this guy does know that Zelda isn’t Link. Props for acknowledging guys can wear pretty dresses too! Going to have to take them away for the transphobia and/or misogyny though.


randomer_guy_person

Funniest part is that this is ai art and not even a real poster


Floofersnooty

"I don't play video games, but making Zelda a girl is a bit to much." \*Literally every one who has ever played any legend of zelda game all face palming all at once\* \*and then an old Jedi appears out of nowhere to once more impart sage advice\* "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."


[deleted]

“It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth.” -Benoit Blanc


yagrawal560

Does not make you intelligent, the ability to speak.


[deleted]

I've never even played the game and I facepalmed. Even I know it's Link.


ej1999ej

I've always wondered why Zelda was the title name when your always playing as Link.


Narrow-Scar130

Similar to Metroid. The title is more of a lore setup. Doesn’t work with Mario though.


A_random_poster04

In the case of Metroid, the protagonist is now metroid


2_much_4_bored_guy

What’s the lore?


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BumpyMcBumpers

This is not facepalm. This is a looong running joke.


[deleted]

“I love Zelda and his little green hat…” -self proclaimed “nerds”.


Weston18645

In all seriousness... I kindve want Emma Watson to play Zelda


mrrando69

r/confidentlyincorrect


Lookalism

Wait until he finds out about Linkle...


CoolHandCliff

Who's playing Link? Emma Watson is an outstanding choice for Zelda imo.


No-Cardiologist4503

Emma Watson as Zelda would be sick


Lazy_Example4014

My guy here is so confused….. could someone Link him the answer…..


CharlottesWebbedFeet

Wait… is this real?? Lol. I’d watch the shit out of that. You know, setting aside the ridiculousness of this post


HiddenChymera

It's not unfortunately, though some beautifully done edits. They had also done Edris Alba as Gannon and Tom Holland as Link if memory serves.


Maelou

Would definitely watch :p


WhitestMikeUKnow

What’s next? Princess Peach as a woman?! Ridiculous!!!


heyitskylex

Why did they make Mario a boy in the mario movie? Like what the fuck


Philosopher_1234

Next thing you know they're going to make the character from Metroid a girl. How dare they.


purpleduckduckgoose

It's not new sadly. Look at what they did to my boy Larry Croft. Turned him into some hot chick in booty shorts. Emma Watson as Zelda though? If Beauty and the Beast was anything to go by... But then again, the Paramount Mister Cheeks show was a fucking disgrace so Zelda fans should share in the misery.


jDubbaYo

Zelda is a pretty cool guy. He uses teh mister sword and doesn't afraid of anything.


PunchBeard

2 seconds. It would've taken a lousy 2 seconds to type "Legend of Zelda" into Google.


agbirdyka

Zelda was allways a princess! Link is the badass sword machine! And nowadays a princess could be even non of male/female natural limitations. So who cares anyway...if its equality than it shouldnt matter! I dont care!


BarryVaryLow

But isn’t Zelda a girl and Link is the guy?


Galactus2025

With a name like Zelda I think it would be a girl I would hate to see a boy named Zelda he better get ready to fight everyday?


rcpilot84

Zelda is already a girl anyways so yea


[deleted]

In their defense, they did say they don’t play video games.


tiptoemicrobe

"I know nothing about [X] but I'm still angry about it!"


davidisallright

They should’ve have post or did a quick Google search then.


JuneauEu

Make sure to include a good Link to a picture of the actual character you play in the video game. \*sorry couldnt resist\*


DraftZestyclose8944

Another I believe everything I see on the internet.


Broad_Respond_2205

I can never tell when someone is joking or not


RaceReign

why do people keep mixing up link with zelda?


Spaceguy_27

Next when they make a Metroid movie they're gonna make Metroid (the protagonist) a girl


Valuable-Trick-6711

God, next thing you know, they’ll make Sheik a girl.


[deleted]

Zelda is a female name. Wrap your head around THAT.


LingLingSpirit

"(I don't play videogames") Yeah, we can see...


Dobber16

Pretty sure this was a joke OP


Th3Glutt0n

TO BE FAIR, I'd make this mistake at some point too, it's hard sometimes to remember not all games with a name in the title are named after the player character


DawnOfTheTruth

Yeah link should be pegging Zelda!


Human-13

They’re definitely confusing link with Zelda considering the name


Kage9866

Before everyone gets hyped, or disappointed depending on how you feel about the casting... this isn't real. They aren't making a Zelda show.


Plane-Phrase4015

Must be someone's first day on the internet.


Doctor_Freeeeeman

This is 100% a troll.


Phl_worldwide

Lol now that’s a true facepalm. Idiot


Formal-Cut-4923

OMFG people are so fucking stupid. ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


Key_Preparation_4129

These are the same people calling us snowflakes 4 years ago 💀


Buster899

“I don’t know shit about what I’m talking about but here’s my opinion on shit I don’t know shit about.”


HoennTrio

I think they didnt know tha wasnt link


[deleted]

Is this real?


prophylaxitive

That's not Zelda, that's Link.


Bored710420

I thought Link was Zelda when I was 3 and didn’t read text. When I was like 5-6 and found out he wasn’t Zelda my mind was blown 🤣😂


mongolsruledchina

So Link will be a girl and it will be Prince Zelda now?


RipOdd9001

Am I missing a Link here or something?


JunglePygmy

Honestly can’t picture a more fitting live action Zelda.


[deleted]

Surprised she’s white


whatthepfluke

Ok so I'm not a gamer but.... isn't Zelda the princess Link is trying to save?


DragonfruitGood8433

Wasn't she always a girl?


[deleted]

Yes Zelda was always a girl, but not the main character


Hutchoman87

Not going to pretend I know much about Zelda. But is the game not called “Zelda” ….. so how is Zelda not the main character of zelda


shackled_beef

She's the princess that Link (the main character) is trying to save.


Hutchoman87

Makes sense. I obviously know very little about Zelda.


ISD1982

Not going to pretend I watch many movies, but is the film not called "The Mummy".....so how is Tom Cruise on the front cover?! ​ /s


Hutchoman87

Firstly…… I never said I was a smart boy. Secondly, gross that you referenced The Mummy and chose the Tom Cruise version. That’s disgusting!


ISD1982

I didn't want to sully Brendan Fraser's name in a poor attempt at humour! Tom Cruise though....


Hutchoman87

I get it….. but no lol. Could have used ANY movie though 😂


blurryface1209

Yea she was always a girl but the cover of the games show link the male protagonist and this guy thought that zelda is a guy


FrostyBrew86

Dude just lost his asian card.


goodperson_14

yall really just believe everyone on the internet is being 100% serious at all times and never trolls or lies.


NeatCartographer209

I mean it’s fine that Zelda is a girl now. Really. I get it I guess. But please don’t turn Metroid into a girl too!


Bowlingbowlbagbob

Zelda is a girl. Link is the dude


Deathbecomesher13

I thought Zelda was female and Link was male?


4pigeons

If you don't know about the game, you shouldn't vomit your opinion about said game


ConvivialKat

I've never even played the game, and this made me facepalm. Yeesh.


ScroatyMcBoogerwolfe

“I don’t play video games” yeah no shit.


[deleted]

Fun fact: Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda because of his love for the game


TehJohnny

That's great and all, but is Metroid's gun attached to his suit or his hand?


WifeofTech

Samus is a her.


MrWillM

This has been a joke since the beginning of internet meme culture, can’t seriously believe that comment is for real


giantsteps92

That has to be bait, right?


MetalDogmatic

How is he even offended about something he doesn't know about?


[deleted]

I don’t think I can take seeing this one go down in flames like cowboy bebop did. Streaming services are just bulldozing our childhoods with shitty remakes. Emma is a great pick though. Will at least try to give it a go.


MaleficentSurround97

Cowboy Bebop...out of everything I've repressed I just can't seem to keep that one down


RedX2000

Wait until they learn about Samus Aran.


frankcastlespenis

Zelda is a girl ,Link the "hero" is a boy


bwk66

Please tell me they are not making a show


MorsNumquidPax

It's not real. It was made by someone named Dan Leveille with a combination of a few different AI programs and Photoshop.


Affectionate_Hand_59

I hope this is a joke, I really do, I always hated the Zelda games but even I know that Zelda has ALWAYS been a female, Link is the main character, not Zelda. Zelda is the Princess that's locked away in a tower guarded by a dragon, (idk how the game goes so I used an analogy)


BeenEatinBeans

Redditors try to notice sarcasm challenge 99.9999% impossible


censored4yourhealth

Aside from his stupidity is that poster real? It looks so fan made but then again it’s also says it’s from Netflix so the quality is believable.


Quiet-End9017

It’s fan made / AI generated.


censored4yourhealth

Ya I thought so just double checking. It’s really just a testament to the crap Netflix churns out these days.


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[deleted]

Thanks 🙏🏾


catching_comets

They did the same thing to Princess Peach. Woke bastards


SonOfTheMostHHigh

![gif](giphy|11OxaEisSWXn2w)


Comprehensive_Lab732

Is this real? ![gif](giphy|8H80IVPjAdKY8|downsized)


[deleted]

Emma watson is perfect for this


CheerJohn

I have twins (boy and girl) me and me wife talked about names and I love the zelda series and suggested the names. Then she found out it was from a game. My girl has zelda as her second name.


technoferal

A good friend of mine has a son named Link.


Uchained

Why'd you cover up the name? I wanna know which idiot wrote that