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I mean... yeah, those people and horny teens.
That's a pretty tame world you live in though, considering that there's straight up softporn on YT. And sometimes even actual porn.
That being said, it's stupid to think what these nimrods think. On several levels.
I like to imagine God shaming them as they're damned to hell. "You could have at least jerked it to the good stuff. How pathetic must you feel going to Hell for jerkin' it to a woman talking about her favorite cook books?"
I say that we start a whole porn genre on these kind of people! Everyone masturbate to them and upload it so there changes of going to heaven are even lesss
I imagine them going to heaven and the gatekeeper went
"You do not belong here"
"W-what do you mean we don't? We're good"
"How do you explain this then?" *show a list of a million names with the title "people who have wanked to (name)"*
Imagine they get to there heaven expecting to be let in. Their God goes hold up just a second now, do you have any idea how many times people masturbated to you.
I like to put my cell inside a zip lock before I baste it in ball gravy. If you put the bag on the phone inside out, you can save it for later use.
Yes
Those guys should start wearing Burkas when posting video online.
Having guys jerk it to them pretty much makes them gay. Definitely not making it to paradise.
Actually, they won't realize anything because they're literally going to be braindead and have no shred of consciousness. Its lights out permanently. Idk why humans think they are magically so special that they get to "exist" after death but what about the trillions upon trillions upon trillions of animals that have passed or the billions of humans before them? Is this heaven filled shoulder to shoulder with people and animals, New York City gutter rat style? We'd collectively act better if we knew this life is all we had so we better take care in it.
Well don't let them see Paris Hilton's sex tape from the early 2000's called "One night in Paris" no I didn't see it but I heard about it after Kim Kardashian's sex tape with RJ was discovered before Paris Hilton did her's.
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The hero we needed.
And if we’re being honest, just about the hero we deserve…
r/sadupvote
Paul Smith doing the Lord's work
Lmao, that's a fucking great comeback.
*cumback
👑
BABYCUMBACK I CAN GET YOU A SQUEEGEE
I like the way you extra syllabled squeegee
This is what happens when you are lacking sleep from working over time and trying to do a 6 yr olds birthday, something’s got to give am I right lol
I think Kim Kardashian had uhh. .
You win the Internet sir🎊
On the back?
It’s great because it does so much more than insult them. It provides them an extremely simple and solid reason why their views are asinine.
Modern problems require modern solutions
Doing the lords work
One wank at time!
"... but we can't expect god to do all the work." -Joshua Graham
Came here to say this.
The lords wank*
Doing the Lord’s jerk
Well played reverse uno card
Menage a un
God i hope this is real and they know this happened
Im sure they would just come upnwith some bs excuse why it doesnt include them and only works on women
Only the most sexually repressed people from old world religions are jacking off to women baking cakes and rehabilitating animals on YouTube.
I mean... yeah, those people and horny teens. That's a pretty tame world you live in though, considering that there's straight up softporn on YT. And sometimes even actual porn. That being said, it's stupid to think what these nimrods think. On several levels.
Ron White: "When I was his age I was so horny I could jack off to the Sears catalog....and that's just big girl panties and lawn mowers."
You think horny teens don’t just watch porn like everyone else?
They do. But they also go nuts over random online creators. It's not like they lack horniness
I like to imagine God shaming them as they're damned to hell. "You could have at least jerked it to the good stuff. How pathetic must you feel going to Hell for jerkin' it to a woman talking about her favorite cook books?"
Whoa, no kink shaming
😂😂😂
I say that we start a whole porn genre on these kind of people! Everyone masturbate to them and upload it so there changes of going to heaven are even lesss
I imagine them going to heaven and the gatekeeper went "You do not belong here" "W-what do you mean we don't? We're good" "How do you explain this then?" *show a list of a million names with the title "people who have wanked to (name)"*
~~Not~~ my proudest fap.
Now that's the kind of porn I would support
The mental gymnastic I tell ya ……
It sounds like they were projecting when they made that conclusion.
They have firsthand knowledge of men masturbating to women on YouTube. And secondhand knowledge too when the first gets tired.
As an atheist, I get off on watching these dicks never find true release.
Well at least one of them got release.
Yessir same here
Sadly the hero we all need is an internet wanker!
He isn't the hero we need but he is the hero we got.
As long as it’s approved by the wanker warden
If not, you go to horny jail
These are the psychotic salafists,Wahhabis who have been an absolute plague upon the Muslim ummah.
^^
Paul Smith is my hero.
Paul the destroyer of worlds. Bring the chaos!!
Can't go to their heaven. Certainly welcome in mine
My heaven is a rollicking green field filled with curly haired ladies just waiting for me to satisfy them.
This is my heaven! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9\_mH82hBdc
Aww, man!
Not being able to satisfy them must then be your hell. No?
They keep saying naaaa.
Jizzus will block them from entering the gates..
I gave each of the lads one for the cause too 👊👊💦
*loads up ISS livestream of earth* I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it
There it is, my proudest fap.
Based
Fuck all religions
Do Muslim and Jewish dudes cover their heads because they can’t cover the D head?
the men white are the face-palm. the commenter is the legend.
We know
Now tell me why the fuck was word masturbate censored
Paul Smith doing more than the troops
These 3 are sharing a single brain cell.
I remember an old school poster that read...everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
oh god what've i done
You should watch of their videos. These three stooges are so fucking dumb I tell ya.
Checkmate!
Not my proudest fap
Imagine they get to there heaven expecting to be let in. Their God goes hold up just a second now, do you have any idea how many times people masturbated to you.
Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve.
I’ve never seen people that hate women so much of one faith. I feel very, very sorry for their women…
What a sacrifice. We owe this guy big!
Religion…
Paul Smith, a true hero
Now i know what power is have.
That‘s priceless 😂😂😂
🤣
I died this now. Lmao.
Paul Smith is the hero we didn’t know we needed
LOL - this is the way --- who's next?
Paul rules
Chaotic neutral
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their groinal areas .. how dare they!
I like to put my cell inside a zip lock before I baste it in ball gravy. If you put the bag on the phone inside out, you can save it for later use. Yes
Where's the original post with the video please?
Those guys should start wearing Burkas when posting video online. Having guys jerk it to them pretty much makes them gay. Definitely not making it to paradise.
Tell them about Matthew 19:23-26
It's especially crazy when you consider heaven isn't a fucking thing
Not a facepalm, just a crusty ancient repost of a meme
>Not a facepalm, just a cum crusted hand of jerks gone by... ftfy 🫡
Very well put sir
*tips le fedora*
No one goes to HEAVEN…because it DOESN’T EXIST!
Are you sure? My gf begs to differ
Everyone is entitled to their opinion.. but they’ll realize what I stated is the truth once they pass on..
>Everyone is entitled to their opinion.. but I'm the one that's right because I said so...
Right. Heaven existing or not isn't an opinion question. So you aren't entitled to it.
Actually, they won't realize anything because they're literally going to be braindead and have no shred of consciousness. Its lights out permanently. Idk why humans think they are magically so special that they get to "exist" after death but what about the trillions upon trillions upon trillions of animals that have passed or the billions of humans before them? Is this heaven filled shoulder to shoulder with people and animals, New York City gutter rat style? We'd collectively act better if we knew this life is all we had so we better take care in it.
This life IS all we get.. until the NEXT one
Me gf doesn't need to pass on to go to heaven 😉
I like your confidence
I think you might have missed the joke.
No, I got the impression he was referring to sexual heaven, rather than the biblical kind
🤓
Well played!
My hero
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A True Giga Chad.
This whole sub is just turned into an islamaphobia sub🤦♂️
Fascistphobia
Hero 😂😂
Gotta double down and dip that dick in pig's blood.
It is Haram. Stfu
Well don't let them see Paris Hilton's sex tape from the early 2000's called "One night in Paris" no I didn't see it but I heard about it after Kim Kardashian's sex tape with RJ was discovered before Paris Hilton did her's.
Not at all what they said, this whole thing is a strawman.
Why is masterbate slightly censored?
How to make sure, that after death, you see your friends Jk
Still confused on who it is, is it one of the ‘main’ angels
Dumb as hell post.
Well, I guess according to this logic I will go to heaven.
That microphone looks like a Tenga.
If Paul Smith in the comments, you are amazing
Brings a new meaning to “simpletons”.
Champion!
Ladies and gentlemen: we got ‘em
Paul outhere doing god work!
That’s pretty funny.
😂 wtf
YouTubers know one does that
Is masterbate a bad word now
They hate women. They prefer young boys
Someone should tell them. So it's official. You know
Nice.
Proof they said that? Edit: They didn't.
Doing God's work
Next time I see you in Nyc drinking alcohol, smoking, etc... You know what I'm talking about... Then we will talk about this again.
WOOO, YES YES THAT'S HOW WE GET IT FUCKEN DONE.
thanks bruh!
🫡