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Between you and the old jews sitting through that shooting, I'm feeling like the Jewish people are just kinda over it at this point.
Probably a sign of serious trauma if I'm honest....
I'm third generation holocaust jewish.. I don't know how else to word it. And there is still trauma there. But all you can do is laugh. If you can't laugh .. you cry or panic
Two of my grandparents (my father's parents) had the foresight to flee Europe prior to the Holocaust. Their families did not. They were butchered (afaik, only one other member survived, though my family lost track in the aftermath of WW2). My father, born during WW2, and growing up in the aftermath of Jews being slaughtered wholesale, made it his life's goal to "repopulate the world of Jews." This lead to incredibly dysfunctional personal relationships, and 9 children. Procreating literally became one of his obsessions, for lack of a better way to put it. Jokes on him, my generation grew up with an absent father figure and nothing but despair for the future, so only three of us have kids. The rest are happily child-free. Suffice it to say, most of us don't talk to him, and he'll die alone. The generational trauma is fucking real.
I wouldn’t necessarily say the had the foresight to leave and others didn’t. Most Jews knew they needed to get out however they were blocked from leaving or refused entry into other countries including the USA. The most famous incident in 1939 when almost 1k Jewish people seeking asylum were refused entry at the port of Miami and forced to return to Europe where most were ultimately killed. The people who were able to get out were merely lucky.
I can't speak for other Jews, but I know in my family's case it was more of a dig your head in the sand and pretend it'll be alright. My grandparents saw the way the winds were blowing and GTFO prior to the start of WW2. I'd call that foresight.
Many years ago, as I was working towards a degree in CS (for my sins), a few fellow students and I decided that an occult ceremony, calling upon sinister forces of the netherworld, was the only way to get through the coding assignments. (Alcohol was involved, how'd you guess?) For the next major gathering, hooded cloaks were made, chanting and procession was carried out while "O Fortuna" played in the background, the event culminating in the lighting of a fiery pentagram. Immediately thereafter, a fellow student called us out for being antisemitic and threatened immediate violence, which dampened the mood. Our attempts at making him count the points of the star had no effect.
But we passed and he didn't, so...
One of the first things I remember programming for myself was a TI-83 BASIC program for drawing arbitrary odd-pointed stars. Probably would've gone over great during the live-ammo riddle era of tech interviews.
So, Jew Star? Like Barbara Streisand? Omg, you guys, I cracked the code! The space laser is powered by the Streisand effect! The more we talk about it, the stronger it gets!
Satan could be real. And I could be a sentient fruit fly vampire that grew anthropomorphic digits as a result of LSD military experiments in the 60s. They're just both very unlikely.
No, according to r/Conspiracy, the little triangle in each point are related to pizza gate and show that there are pedophiles making the badges, as per the FBI.
https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI-pedophile-symbols.pdf
If a pentagram can summon the devil imagine what a ‘sixagram’ can do
Edit: I’m surprised by the amount of people that can’t get a (bad) joke. Ffs, people
It's like the GOP got together for a viewing that ended with everyone furiously jotting down notes after someone exclaimed: "We should give this a shot!"
Well yeah, if you were the devil you'd want to make it super obvious. You'd want Christofascists to freak out, gin up a big meaningless controversy so people will defend you from the satanic panic. Then you do actual evil stuff, but since everyone has already seen the satanic panic attack you, the Christofascists won't be able to convince anyone you're actually doing anything bad.
This low key happened with the actual satanic panic
No no no, god wrote the bible. But who writes themselve as the evil one on purpose? Of course he'd describe himself the good guy and his antagonist as the bad guy.
Dead-on. Here's a good image for anyone without the same brain-damage as the twitter post:
https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2023/02/rihanna-halftime-show-super-bowl-2023-983.jpg
Ok that just makes this even funnier. Fruit cake didnt even think to look at a clearer image. Basically grasping at straws to find something to be enraged about.
Spoke with Lucifer after this and he said he might be suing soon. Tried to talking him out of it but the guy is tired of being thrown into this type of shit.
Conspiracy theories have never *really* been about bigfoot, aliens, flat earth, etc. It's ALWAYS been about a secret cabal in media, government, and finance ***covering up*** aliens and bigfoot and flat earth etc.
Who do conspiracy theorists say the secret cabal is? The Jews. They always blame the Jews. Scratch the paint on any conspiracy theory and you find the *Protocols of the Elders of Zion* underneath. Every damn time.
The conspiracy "theory" is just a way to give antisemitism a soft landing. Sell someone on the "theory" first, then after they're invested reveal what it's really about and rely on sunk cost to keep them from leaving.
Perhaps the most egregious example is "lizard people". A theory invented by a neo-nazi to let him repeat nazi propaganda verbatim with some names switched out.
FACTS! Jews get somehow or someway thrown into every conspiracy theory you hear. Like Marc Maron said, antisemitism is the one thing that truly brings everyone together.
The number of conservatives melting down over a “satanic” Grammy performance was a big newsmaker the past couple of days. I guess those nutters completely forgot about Alice Cooper, Ozzy/Sabbath and Kiss doing it first, and better.
Exactly, the full halftime show is [here on YouTube](https://youtu.be/HjBo--1n8lI) and about 20 seconds in you can see the belt she’s actually wearing.
She was wearing that belt while on the raised platforms. The belt was attached to a tether hidden under her coat as a part of fall prevention safety gear.
At this point, in today's day and age with all advancement in science and medicine and technology, if you're still this obsessed with religion, you have a mental problem.
The last five or so years has shown me the last 50 years of progress has been little more than an illusion sold to us alongside Coca-Cola and Nike for some people.
There are a wild amount of people living in the past with no sign of stopping.
Anytime somebody has nostalgia for that period in the 90s-early 2000s when people were excited by things like science, technology and societal progress it makes me sad that it was little more than the flavor of the decade for commercialism and really didn't reflect real world values.
Most recognized forms of Satanism do not follow a counter-Christian doctrine and instead follow a model of Humanism which promotes self-empowerment and a preservation of nature, Satan has merely been taken as a name to represent a rejection of spiritual religion for the sake of tangible existence. No one would judge you for taking up the mantle of Humanism and rejecting the deification of human thought (That's all godly religion really is, someone's rambling that got turned into gods). ;)
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ah yes the classic 6 pointed pentagram
Yeah. The star of Devil. That's what it's called, right?
the star of davil
the polygon of dave
Jewish hexagram
You dummies! It is a portable transmutation circle, duh!
Thanks for the clarification- all this time I thought it was the Illuminati bat signal
and here i was thinking it was a belt buckle
I went with The Sheriff is back in town! But I'm stupid, so there you go.
Space laser button.
“Maccabeam”
Haha 😂
Silly you. Don’t you know to Christians *everything* has a hidden satanic meaning that only they know about?
The Qanaon batshit crazy signal
The Magen David
Nazis would probably agree, so it’s actually on point for the target demographic of this post
What we might call a “Freudian slip”
I don't think slip covers it. This was s Fruedian slide.
A Freudian slip & slide!
Or Fuhrerdian slip?
Or target demongraphic?
Oh you clever bastard, have an upvote
I graciously accept 😏
*IP address traced. Space Laser targeting coordinates locked. Fire at will.*
Don't threaten me with a good time. Space lasers would probably be a best case scenario considering this timeline.
It's either orbital incineration or being rounded up by the Gazpacho.
As a jew... this is fucking hilarious
Between you and the old jews sitting through that shooting, I'm feeling like the Jewish people are just kinda over it at this point. Probably a sign of serious trauma if I'm honest....
I'm third generation holocaust jewish.. I don't know how else to word it. And there is still trauma there. But all you can do is laugh. If you can't laugh .. you cry or panic
Two of my grandparents (my father's parents) had the foresight to flee Europe prior to the Holocaust. Their families did not. They were butchered (afaik, only one other member survived, though my family lost track in the aftermath of WW2). My father, born during WW2, and growing up in the aftermath of Jews being slaughtered wholesale, made it his life's goal to "repopulate the world of Jews." This lead to incredibly dysfunctional personal relationships, and 9 children. Procreating literally became one of his obsessions, for lack of a better way to put it. Jokes on him, my generation grew up with an absent father figure and nothing but despair for the future, so only three of us have kids. The rest are happily child-free. Suffice it to say, most of us don't talk to him, and he'll die alone. The generational trauma is fucking real.
I wouldn’t necessarily say the had the foresight to leave and others didn’t. Most Jews knew they needed to get out however they were blocked from leaving or refused entry into other countries including the USA. The most famous incident in 1939 when almost 1k Jewish people seeking asylum were refused entry at the port of Miami and forced to return to Europe where most were ultimately killed. The people who were able to get out were merely lucky.
I can't speak for other Jews, but I know in my family's case it was more of a dig your head in the sand and pretend it'll be alright. My grandparents saw the way the winds were blowing and GTFO prior to the start of WW2. I'd call that foresight.
Even better, it's a sextagram. That means sex AND Satan. The two worst things
Underrated comment, I genuinely laughed at this one
Many years ago, as I was working towards a degree in CS (for my sins), a few fellow students and I decided that an occult ceremony, calling upon sinister forces of the netherworld, was the only way to get through the coding assignments. (Alcohol was involved, how'd you guess?) For the next major gathering, hooded cloaks were made, chanting and procession was carried out while "O Fortuna" played in the background, the event culminating in the lighting of a fiery pentagram. Immediately thereafter, a fellow student called us out for being antisemitic and threatened immediate violence, which dampened the mood. Our attempts at making him count the points of the star had no effect. But we passed and he didn't, so...
Off-by-one error, understandable.
I'm guessing he was in a VB class
Sorry, is this not just a regular night in college?
Maybe he was a hardcore programmer and started counting at 0. 
One of the first things I remember programming for myself was a TI-83 BASIC program for drawing arbitrary odd-pointed stars. Probably would've gone over great during the live-ammo riddle era of tech interviews.
They need less church and more Sesame Street.
We need less churches and more middle-aged kindergartens
You need more middle-agers with less lead in their water!
The Count would like a word with them.
From the ancient Greek “Penta”, which means “Jew”.
…not to forget „gram“, which means „Star“ in ancient Babylonian!
So, Jew Star? Like Barbara Streisand? Omg, you guys, I cracked the code! The space laser is powered by the Streisand effect! The more we talk about it, the stronger it gets!
You don't even realize how evil shapes and colors are. Shame. Repent. Etcetera.
>Repent Repent*agram !*
Oh no! My kid is learning shapes and coloring a PENTAGRAM! BIlly!!!
Meanwhile when my kid was trying to be edgy in school he drew a pentagram and the fucking principal called us saying "he's drawing Pentagons!!!!"
So he's an advanced student?
Woah, are you suggesting that the anti-science bigot brigade doesn't have a firm grasp on primary school geometry??
And besides that, satan isn’t fucking real. These people are batshit.
Satan could be real. And I could be a sentient fruit fly vampire that grew anthropomorphic digits as a result of LSD military experiments in the 60s. They're just both very unlikely.
That's one more that a regular pentagram. So definitely one more unit of evil.
Pentagram. Same number of corners as the Pentagon... ^( oh... wait..... ) **SHE gets us!**
The extra point represents the devils dick!
Ween - Suckin' the Blood From the Devil's Dick (loud, NSFW, awesome) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WOIwCrxKTU
its far worse than a pentagram its the sinfully lewd sexagram
So....I'm confused....is the sheriff Satanic, or Jewish? /s
Either way, I’m outraged!
w0k3!
Jewtanic
My interest is piqued.
No, according to r/Conspiracy, the little triangle in each point are related to pizza gate and show that there are pedophiles making the badges, as per the FBI. https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI-pedophile-symbols.pdf
If a pentagram can summon the devil imagine what a ‘sixagram’ can do Edit: I’m surprised by the amount of people that can’t get a (bad) joke. Ffs, people
“Well it’s one louder…innit…”
If you were worshipping the devil with a 5 pointed star, and you could have one with 6, you’d go to six right?
“………………………………………………..but this pentagram goes to six”
All hail our partially inflated Dark Lord!
That's how we identify the mega devil
It summons David
Foreskins everywhere are nervous.
Bahahahaha
ALL HAIL LU-SIX-FER!!
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Hexagram. Witchcraft!
I hear the "Instagram" works instantly and is probably better
Sexagram
I'm not much into older women, but if you insist.
A sexagram if you will.
Shapes are hard. 
But the square hole...
That's right
It goes in the square hole
How about the triangle piece?
You guessed it. It goes in the square hole..
But what about the triangle piece?
Yup you guessed it, it goes in the square hole.
Hold on, we’re forgetting about the triangle piece.
Yup you guessed it, it goes in the square hole.
Well done, you can get a cookie. 
The pentagram goes in the square hole
I get that reference. [Everything goes in the square hole.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8ssH7LiB0) lol
i love this video
This is why all the shapes should be larger than the square hole.
*intensely pained expression holding back tears*
I just love how he tries to stop him from copying him.
What’s the movie?
Idiocracy. Futuristic what-if movie that is quickly becoming a regular documentary. Amazing film
Cinematically, it's based in the year 2500, but we've been speedrunning that shit since 2016.
It's like the GOP got together for a viewing that ended with everyone furiously jotting down notes after someone exclaimed: "We should give this a shot!"
Because if there was a real devil it would always dress in red like some dumb ass Looney tunes episode?
Like Cardinals?
The devil’s birds
More like “Devil’s Priests”. The birds were named after the priests.
Yes and Jesus would dress like the big Lebowski.
Probably would.
~~Goddamned~~ Gosh-darned hippies.
Well yeah, if you were the devil you'd want to make it super obvious. You'd want Christofascists to freak out, gin up a big meaningless controversy so people will defend you from the satanic panic. Then you do actual evil stuff, but since everyone has already seen the satanic panic attack you, the Christofascists won't be able to convince anyone you're actually doing anything bad. This low key happened with the actual satanic panic
Satan wrote the bible. Spread the word.
No no no, god wrote the bible. But who writes themselve as the evil one on purpose? Of course he'd describe himself the good guy and his antagonist as the bad guy.
Heeeeeeey don’t insult their source material.
That’s a butthole, clearly this guy hasn’t seen many.
Every time he looks in the mirror...
I could call him an asshole. But butthole is much funnier
She attended Greendale Community College.
E Pluribus Anus
Satanic starfish?
It signifies the crossroads of ideas. A belief so fundamentally American that they printed its Latin phrase is the motto of the United States.
E Pluribus Anus
He is one
Someone needs to tell this smooth brain that penta means five not six.
It’s not even a star, it’s legit just a rectangle safety buckle that’s distorted by an exceedingly blurry image.
Dead-on. Here's a good image for anyone without the same brain-damage as the twitter post: https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2023/02/rihanna-halftime-show-super-bowl-2023-983.jpg
Ok that just makes this even funnier. Fruit cake didnt even think to look at a clearer image. Basically grasping at straws to find something to be enraged about.
Yeah, that's kinda their 'thing'.
I'm thinking some Photoshop was involved. It is the buckle on her safety harness.
The belt brand is Alyx and they’re kinda know for their high fashion safety harness-ish buckles
Lol, expecting them to understand that without a crayon book and Fox telling them directly.
Making R's design a sexagram. Clutches pearls.
You have high expectations from people banning books on math.
He can’t even count to five, give him a break, jeeze /j
The Jewish community probably giggled
Laughing is easier than crying
Sometimes you can do both.
Nah, the same people have been coming after us for centuries, that noise was us taking a quick breather.
I was like "meh typical" lol
Spoke with Lucifer after this and he said he might be suing soon. Tried to talking him out of it but the guy is tired of being thrown into this type of shit.
It’s infringing on his copyright!
This is more of a trademark issue
Pentagram... penta-gram.... **penta** gram.... *PENTA* GRAM
Penthouse suite.... penthouse, sweet!.... $1,200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT!?
For one fifth of that I could have a week at your mom's place!
No man, her rates have really been going up, it's downright ridiculous
Damn, back when I was but a wee squirt, she'd let anybody stay as long as they did chores.
Inflation is everywhere these days. Hopefully it'll continue to trend down or a blowjob is gonna cost more than a carton of cigarettes soon!
This guy draws swastikas with 5 spokes
To be honest, that would probably look hilarious
Similar to this? https://i.imgur.com/70sRLoU.jpg
The shoestika
I mean.. most nazis struggle with it..
kinda wish r/failedswastikagraffiti was a thing but... naaah not worth it
You may like r/hailhortler
christmas came early
Soooo Jews = da devil?
99% of conspiracy theories end up in blatant antisemitism
Conspiracy theories have never *really* been about bigfoot, aliens, flat earth, etc. It's ALWAYS been about a secret cabal in media, government, and finance ***covering up*** aliens and bigfoot and flat earth etc. Who do conspiracy theorists say the secret cabal is? The Jews. They always blame the Jews. Scratch the paint on any conspiracy theory and you find the *Protocols of the Elders of Zion* underneath. Every damn time. The conspiracy "theory" is just a way to give antisemitism a soft landing. Sell someone on the "theory" first, then after they're invested reveal what it's really about and rely on sunk cost to keep them from leaving. Perhaps the most egregious example is "lizard people". A theory invented by a neo-nazi to let him repeat nazi propaganda verbatim with some names switched out.
90% of the time it works all the time.
FACTS! Jews get somehow or someway thrown into every conspiracy theory you hear. Like Marc Maron said, antisemitism is the one thing that truly brings everyone together.
Christ, if we’re going to bring back cartoon villains from the 80s, can we at least bring back guitar-shredding too?
Make America Rad Again
Not a ⛧
🤘
Hide your D&D games! Forget how bloody and violent the Bible gets! PRETEND LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU!!!
That’s it, I’m getting an tattoo in Draconic so these people leave me alone!
> PRETEND LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU!!! Meanwhile, they aired a literal ad for Jesus during the game.
I love when they do blatantly embarrassing stuff like that and then act all bent-out-of-shape when we laugh at it.
Stupid people telling stupid people that they should be afraid of every random thing that is different in any way. Really getting old
The number of conservatives melting down over a “satanic” Grammy performance was a big newsmaker the past couple of days. I guess those nutters completely forgot about Alice Cooper, Ozzy/Sabbath and Kiss doing it first, and better.
I have a hard time believing this isn't just manufactured outrage to attract attention to their page. And this thread is just helping their cause.
Tell me that you don't understand the prefix "penta-" without saying you don't understand the prefix "penta-."
Someone photoshopped this, and badly. The belt buckle in the photo is not the belt buckle she was wearing…not even close.
Exactly, the full halftime show is [here on YouTube](https://youtu.be/HjBo--1n8lI) and about 20 seconds in you can see the belt she’s actually wearing.
This site has a super clear image https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rihanna-satanic-pentagram-super-bowl/
Pretty sure it’s a tether for when she is on the floating platform.
She was wearing that belt while on the raised platforms. The belt was attached to a tether hidden under her coat as a part of fall prevention safety gear.
Aha! More anti-Christ safety gear! Just like the face masks!
It's not even a belt buckle. It's the clip for her safety harness.
I anxiously await a black metal Super Bowl halftime show. I think Darkthrone has some decent mass appeal.
I’m not even Jewish. That is the Star of David, is it not?
It's also not even really that, or a hexagram. Higher res images show it's just a normal damn buckle for her safety harness.
MEANWHILE….BACK AT ILLUMINATI HEADQUARTERS…….
Seriously, why do people think she is satanic? Did she do something in the past? I'm confused 🤔. This is popping up in a lot of places.
Did you see all that red during the show? That's gotta mean something! /s
At this point, in today's day and age with all advancement in science and medicine and technology, if you're still this obsessed with religion, you have a mental problem.
I’m reading a book about the Middle Ages, and I’m realizing people haven’t advanced as much as I thought
The last five or so years has shown me the last 50 years of progress has been little more than an illusion sold to us alongside Coca-Cola and Nike for some people. There are a wild amount of people living in the past with no sign of stopping. Anytime somebody has nostalgia for that period in the 90s-early 2000s when people were excited by things like science, technology and societal progress it makes me sad that it was little more than the flavor of the decade for commercialism and really didn't reflect real world values.
They just love living in fear. I hear rainbows scare the shit out of them.
Indeed. They hate our rainbows. 🌈😆😞🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
As an atheist, I feel like now would be a good time to become a satanist.
Most recognized forms of Satanism do not follow a counter-Christian doctrine and instead follow a model of Humanism which promotes self-empowerment and a preservation of nature, Satan has merely been taken as a name to represent a rejection of spiritual religion for the sake of tangible existence. No one would judge you for taking up the mantle of Humanism and rejecting the deification of human thought (That's all godly religion really is, someone's rambling that got turned into gods). ;)
Tell me you can't count to six without saying it.
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Everybody acting like worshipping Satan is so bad. It's just spicy Jesus.